*at Kaian’s hoose*

Kaian: *in the dining room* How’s the food coming along?

Reinhard: *opens oven and black smoke billows out* Perfect.

Kaian: Alright, the others should be here any time now.

*doorbell rings*

Kaian: *goes to door and opens it* Well hey there.

Samaya: *standing there with Seth holding baby Kaian* Hello, Kaian…

Baby Kaian: Uncle! *reaches out*

Kaian: Yo what’s up? *pulls out a gun* Here have a gun.

Samaya: Kaian! *glares* Put that away. *sighs* …Well, aren’t you going to let us in?

Kaian: *put gun away* Yeah sure, come right in. *steps aside*

Samaya: Hm. *goes in and takes her shoes off, and Seth does the same*

Kaian: When is that scrawny prick coming down?

Samaya: …Eh…

Seth: Atem is on his way now…he should be here soon as well.

Kaian: Alright, you can leave the kids in the living room, Reggie’s looking after them.

Samaya: Okay. Come on, Kaian, time to see your cousins. *takes him to the living room and sets him down with the others* Having fun, Reggie? *smiles*

Reggie: Oh yeah, this is great. *shakes head* I hate this.

Samaya: Heh, they can be handfuls, hm? Kaian should be alright though. *pats Kaian’s head* Be a good boy.

Baby Kaian: Mommy! *hugs her leg, then sees a pile of toys and goes over*

Seth: *comes in* Well, let’s go sit down then, hm?
Samaya: Yeah. *leaves with him and they go to the dining room*

Kaian: *in the kitchen yelling at Reinhard for burning the roast*

Samaya: *shakes head* You think he’d have hired a real chef by this time…

Seth: I thought none of them could handle cooking for Kaolla?

Samaya: Oh…yes, that is a problem.

Kaian: *comes back in the dining room* It’ll still be a while before we can eat.

Samaya: *waves hand* It’s fine. We can catch up.

*doorbell rings*

Kaian: *goes to door* Who’s there?

Voice: It’s Yami! This better be the right house this time…

Kaian: Oh! Yami! We’ve been expecting you, use the dog door.

Yami: What?! …What dog door?

Kaian: *opens door* Just get the hell in here.

Yami: Hmph, fine then. *walks in and looks around as he takes off his shoes* …Nice place…

Kaian: *shuts door* Yeah I know, now go in the dining room, sit down and shut up.

Yami: *frowns* There’s no need to be so uptight. *grumbles* Worse than Kaiba… *goes to dining room*

Kaian: *follows*

Seth: *looks over* Ah, Atem. You made it.

Yami: Yes, after many tries. You could have told me it was the largest house on the block. *sits down*

Seth: Well, I figured you would guess. Or see the house number. *rolls eyes*

Yami: House…number?

Samaya: On the gate. *turns to Kaian* Anything to drink?

Kaian: Yeah. REINHARD!

Reinhard: *looks in the dining room* Yes?

Kaian: Get us some drinks…and try not to burn those too.

Reinhard: …Alright. *disappears*

Samaya: *taps fingers on table* So…how have you been, brother?

Kaian: Good…good…you?

Samaya: Hm…it’s been busy lately. I’ve been thinking of asking for some time off of work in a few months.

Kaian: *takes out phone and dials a number* …Hello? …Yeah…you know what to do. *hangs up* You’ll get your time.

Samaya: *blinks* What did you do? *dry look* You didn’t put out another hit on my boss, did you? Because I’m not going to bail you out of jail a second time.

Kaian: Nah, just sent people to go beat him senseless.

Samaya: What?! They can trace that, you know. You are gaining a reputation. Besides, I’m sure I’ll get maternity leave anyway.

Kaian: And I like my reputation. *brings out a big Cuban cigar and lights it*

Samaya: Hey, put that out. *takes it and snubs it in an ashtray* I’m breathing for two, here.

Kaian: Aw, fine.

Reinhard: *comes in with a tray* I got the drinks. *sets them down on the table and goes back in the kitchen*

Samaya: *picks up a glass* Is this wine…?

Kaian: *shrug* I dunno, maybe.

Yami: *takes a glass with a name tag on it that says ‘Idiot’* …Is this- *smells it* …What is this?

Kaian: *lights another cigar* Blended chicken bladder.

Yami: *makes a face and puts the glass back down*

Samaya: Could I get some juice?

Kaian: Sure. Reinhard!

Reinhard: *from the kitchen* Just a moment!

*fire extinguisher is heard*

Reinhard: *comes back in room covered with ash* Yes?

Kaian: I need juice.

Reinhard: Yes sir. *goes back in kitchen*

Seth: *sipping his drink* …It’s pretty quiet here today.

Samaya: Hm. Where’s Kaolla at?

Kaian: Who? …Oh…uh I have no idea.

Samaya: Well, doesn’t she know we’re having dinner soon?

Kaian: Yeah.

Seth: I’m sure she’ll show up when it’s ready.

Yami: Who’s Kaolla?

Kaian: *inhales on his cigar and blows out a bunch of smoke* …My wife.

Yami: *coughs in the midst of cigar smoke* …I see.

Samaya: I thought I told you not to smoke those while I’m here.

Kaian: Fine, fine. *puts it out*

*shattering is heard from the living room*

Samaya: What was that? *looks towards the living room*

Kaian: *gets up and goes to the living room*

Reggie: *standing beside a shattered vase*

Kaian: Hey! What did you do?

Reggie: It wasn’t me! Kaiolla came by an-

Kaian: *grabs Reggie’s tie and pulls him to his face* You blaming my little girl for breaking this?

Reggie: Well considering it wa-

Kaian: *pushes him back* Not like it matters, I can just buy another one…oh and while you’re standing there you can clean it up *goes back to dining room*

Samaya: What was that all about?

Kaian: Reggie broke one of my vases, but that’s fine he’s cleaning it up.

Samaya: *frowns* Well, so long as nobody cuts themselves…

Voice from living room: OW! I cut myself.

Samaya: …So long as the kids are alright.

Kaian: They should be, I’ll be right back. *goes into kitchen*

Reinhard: *on the phone* Does the bucket of chicken come with salad?

Kaian: What do you think you’re doing?

Reinhard: *jumps and almost drops phone* I was just- *turns phone off* Nothing.

Kaian: Ordering!? Ordering’s for chumps and quitters. Now quit burning our food. Oh and where the hell is that juice?

Reinhard: Oh yeah. *gives it to him*

Kaian: *takes it and goes back in dining room* Here. *gives it to Samaya*

Samaya: Thank you… *pours her wine into Seth’s empty cup* I’ll be right back. *goes into kitchen and rinses out cup, making sure to avoid stepping in fire extinguisher foam stuff* You really can’t cook, can you?

Reinhard: *looks at what used to be chicken* …No.

Samaya: …Well, that’s fine. Send someone to buy something. *shrugs and goes back into dining room with her cup*

Reinhard: Hmm… *brings out phone and dials a number*

Kaian: *talking to Seth* So what do you do for a living?

Seth: I work downtown at-

Yami: AGH! *gets up and there is blended chicken bladder spilled on him* You did that on purpose! *points at Kaian*

Kaian: No I didn’t. If it were on purpose then I would’ve done this. *gets another glass of the same stuff and dumps it over Yami’s head*

Yami: *sputters* That’s disgusting! *glares and starts wiping it off with a napkin*

Samaya: Kaian! *gets up* You better show him the washroom so he can get cleaned up.

Kaian: Okay. *looks at Yami* Upstairs somewhere.

Samaya: Kaian, you’re being- oh never mind, I’ll do it. *leaves the dining room with Yami*

*bunch of noises are heard from the kitchen*

Kaian: What are you doing in there?

Reinhard: *watching a team of five chefs preparing stuff* I’m making the food!

Kaian: Well hurry up, it’s been forever already.

Seth: Hm. *puts his glass down* How did you get into this kind of business anyway?

Kaian: *shrug* Forgot.

*doorbell rings*

Kaian: …Did you invite anyone else?

Seth: …Not that I recall, no.

Kaian: Hm. *goes to door and opens it*

Matthew: KAIAN!

Kaian: The hell are you doing here? *looks behind him and sees Icarus, Hailey and Grage* …It was tonight?

Grage: Pff…I told you he forgot. *holds hand out to Icarus* Pay up.

Icarus: *pulls out a wad of hundreds* Here.

Grage: *pockets it* Well? Let us in then.

Kaian: *blocks door* No, it’s some kind of family gathering right now, come back in a few hours.

Grage: Screw that, let us in. *pushes past* We’ll stay outta your way. *pauses* …Is Samaya here?

Kaian: Yeah, it’s a FAMILY gathering.

Grage: OH. Geez. Where should we go then?

Kaian: Go in the basement, wait for me there.

Grage: Fine, whatever. *goes to the basement with the others*

Kaian: Now they’re gonna ruin it for everyone. *shuts door then goes back in dining room*

Samaya: *comes back downstairs with Yami, whose clothes are now stained* Was someone at the door just now?

Kaian: Eh, no one important.

Samaya: I see… *goes and sits back down* What are the kids having?

Kaian: …I forgot about the kids…

Samaya: …You need to stop doing that.

Reinhard: *walks in carting food along* I’m done!

Yami: Finally

Samaya: *looks at the cart* Oh, what are we having?

Reinhard: Well. *sets various dishes around the table* We got. *starts taking the covers off the plates* Steak, cooked by me. Fire roasted turkey…cooked by me. Some kind of…weird…sauce stuff…cooked by me by the way. *goes on naming the food not sure what half the stuff is*

Samaya: This looks good…reminds me of the place Kari works. Did you ever cook there? *gives him a knowing smirk*

Reinhard: Wha? Oh…no.

Samaya: Well, thank you for the food…

Reinhard: *walks around the table with a plate and sets it in front of Yami* For you sir. *takes cover off to reveal the remains of his earlier attempts at cooking*

Yami: Why thank y- *looks down at it* …ou…

Reinhard: It’s French. Very fancy.

Yami: *pokes around the plate with a fork* …Are these…snails?

Reinhard: Yes, enjoy.

Yami: They’re still moving!

Reinhard: *gone*

Samaya: *takes a bite of her food* Mm, this is good. I hope you make sure the kids have something to eat too.

Kaian: Yeah they will.

*loud guitar music blasts from the basement*

Kaian: *facepalm* I’ll be riiight back. *gets up and goes in the basement*

Grage: *playing pool against Matthew*

Icarus: *raiding the bar*

Hailey: *throwing darts at the wall*

Kaian: *comes down* Will you guys shut up?

Grage: Hey, we’re out of your way. Leave us alone. *makes a shot*

Kaian: Well just quiet for a while. *about to go back upstairs* Oh and Icarus? That’s gonna taste horrible if you’re mixing all those together. *goes upstairs*

Icarus: Heh. That’s what he says. *takes a drink then spits it back out all over Hailey* Gross.

Hailey: *looks at him slowly* … *picks up a dart and throws it at him*

*upstairs*

Kaian: *closes the door then a yell is heard from the basement* …Idiots. *goes back to dining room*

Seth: *talking to Yami*
Samaya: *pouring more juice* Everything alright?

Kaian: Just perfect. *sits down*

Samaya: *shrug* Alright.

Kaian: …So.

Samaya: So. *sips her drink* …I’m surprised Kaolla hasn’t shown up yet. Is she out?

Kaian: Nah, just give it a few more seconds.

*loud, rapid footsteps are heard from upstairs*

Seth: Ah, there she is.

Samaya: 3…2…1

Kaolla: *punches a hole through the wall beside the door*

Kaian: *turns around* Oh, why’d you go and do that?

Kaolla: *goes over, grabs her plate and eats everything on it…including the plate*

Samaya: So that’s why it was Styrofoam…

Kaian: Yeah…

Kaolla: *starts ripping apart the turkey*

Yami: *hit in the face with flying turkey bits* …Does she…always eat like thi- AH! *wipes eye*

Seth: Yes.

*huge crash is heard from the basement, followed by cursing*

Samaya: What on earth?

Kaian: It’d be best to ignore that.

Yami: Excuse me…but could I ask for some REAL food? This is awful! *motions to his plate of horrors, where a snail has crawled from and left a trail of slime across the table cloth*

Kaian: *watches Kaolla slowly devour most of the food* If there’s anything left you can have that.

Yami: Hmph. *reaches for a bowl of mashed potatoes*

Samaya: I wouldn’t get in her way right now.

Kaolla: *looks* HEY! *grabs the bowl, eats everything in it then throws the bowl at Yami*

Yami: *hit in the face and flies out of his chair*

Seth: Um… *looks at Yami who is now motionless on the floor*

Samaya: Well, I tried to warn him.

Seth: I should’ve told him before he came here.

Snail: *starts making its way onto another plate that has a pile of ribs on it*

Samaya: Kaian, there’s something gross on the table. *point*

Kaian: *looks* It’s just a snail.

Snail: *crawls onto some ribs*
Samaya: It’s on the food.

Kaian: Well I don’t want to reach for it, I’ll get kicked in the face.

Samaya: *watches Kaolla eating rabidly* …I’m sure she’ll notice it then.

Kaolla: *starts attacking the ribs, eating the snail along with them*

Kaian: *looks at Samaya* Well…she didn’t notice.

Samaya: *cringes at the loud crunch and shakes her head* Well, they are served as food…somewhere

*yelling is heard from the basement again*

Kaian: …Any noises you hear from down there, ignore them.

Samaya: *nods slowly*

Kaolla: *finishes, then kicks Kaian in the face and skips out of the room*

Samaya: What was that all about?

Kaian: *head is stuck in the wall* Beats me.

Samaya: *goes and pulls him out* You okay?

Kaian: I’m used to it.

Samaya: Heh. I can see why. *goes back and sits down*

Seth: *has pulled Yami off the floor and is trying to keep him sitting upright in his chair* Do you think he could lay down somewhere?

Kaian: What was wrong with the floor? *sits back down*

Samaya: That’s not where you put injured guests.

Kaian: You’re right, put him in the garbage.

Samaya: Oh, come on. Seriously. *looks at Seth* Just put him on a couch somewhere.

Seth: *nods and takes Yami to the living room*

Kaian: Great, now I’m gonna need a new couch.

Samaya: It’s your own fault for throwing weird stuff on him.

Kaian: Eh, whatever.

Baby Kaian: *crawls past the dining room rolling a toy car along with baby Samaya*

Kaiolla: *sitting on Reggie plastering his face with makeup*

Baby Kaian: *throws the toy into the kitchen at Reinhard, who is trying to clean up his mess* Cheerios!

Reinhard: *about to come back in the dining room when he steps on the car and slips* AH! *hits the floor* …Bumsen.

Kaian: *looks over and sees Reinhard on the floor* What are you doing?

Reinhard: *gets up* I was ju- *takes a step and slips on the car again* AH! *hits the floor*

Baby Kaian: *laughs at him and looks at Kaian* Cheerios?

Kaian: Cereal? That what you want?

Baby Kaian: Cheerios!

Kaian: *looks at Samaya* I’m confused.

Samaya: Seth gave him cheerios the other day…now he wants them all the time.

Kaian: Oh…but…I don’t buy cheerios.

Samaya: Oh, that’s okay…I don’t think he should be eating those yet anyway. He can have oatmeal.

Kaian: Reinhard! Make oatmeal.

Reinhard: Um…okay.

Samaya: *stands up and goes into the kitchen* I’ll make it, no worries…

Reinhard: Oh thank GOD, I can’t make oatmeal. *walks away*

Baby Kaian: *goes and picks up his toy and brings it back to baby Samaya, who is scribbling on the wall with a crayon*

*Matthew gets blasted through the floor and hits the ceiling*

Matthew: …Ow. *falls down back into the hole*

Samaya: … *looks down the hole*

Hailey: *looks up at her* Sup.

Samaya: …Nothing much.

Baby Kaian: *throws the car again and it falls through the hole* …Car?

Samaya: Aw, we’ll get you a new car. *gets the oatmeal out of the microwave* Eat first. *puts it on the table and picks baby Kaian up*

Grage: *comes upstairs* Hey, do you have any duct tape?

Kaian: *looks at him* What for?

Grage: Broke your pool table.

Kaian: …Great. It’s in the closet over there. *points*

Grage: Good. Hey Samaya. *goes and gets the duct tape before jumping down the hole in the floor*

Samaya: …I’m going to take Kaian in here… *takes him to the dining room*

Matthew: *sticks his head back up through the hole* How come you never invited us to your family gathering?

Kaian: *looks down* Cause, you’re not my family.

Matthew: Well you could’ve at least given us a plate or something.

Kaian: Shut up. *stomps him back down the hole*

Matthew: OW!

Grage: Oh great! I just fixed that

Kaian: Reggie! …Reggie? I need you to fix this floor… Reggie!? *goes into living room*

Kaiolla: SAY IT! Or I’ll get out the pipe again.

Reggie: Alright! Just don’t hit me with that, it hurts.

Kaiolla: Then go right ahead!

Kaian: Kaiolla what are you doing?

Kaiolla: *gets off Reggie* Nothing. *walks away*

Kaian: *goes over to Reggie* …You look like a circus whore.

Reggie: *starts wiping the makeup off* She wanted to play dress up.

Kaian: …Whatever. Go fix the floor in the kitchen.

Reggie: Alright. *goes to the kitchen*

Kaian: *looks at Yami* … *goes over to him* GET UP! …If you’re still dead I’m just going to throw you out later. *goes back in dining room*

Samaya: *talking quietly to Seth as she feeds baby Kaian oatmeal*

Seth: *looks over* How’s it going?

Kaian: For what?

Seth: *shrugs* Sound like something’s going on here again…you got visitors and all.

Kaian: No they just barged in, so I herded them into the basement like the sheep they are.

Grage: *muffled voice from the basement* Fuck you!

Samaya: I see…

Seth: Well then. I guess I should see if Atem has woken up yet… *goes into living room*

Reggie: *sets down a pile of tiles in the kitchen* Alright…how is this done?

Reinhard: *walks in* Placing tiles? Figures, you’re always doing petty chores for those better than you…like me for example.

Reggie: *stands up and turns around* I’m not doing ANYTHING for you.

Reinhard: Oh but you are, you’re doing work that Kaian would’ve assigned me for.

Reggie: But he DIDN’T because he knows that I’m waaay better than you.

Both: *start fighting while shouting German and Russian profanities*

Samaya: *looks over from her seat in the dining room* They’re at it again…

Kaian: It’ll end soon.

Reggie: Alright! You want this job? Here YOU do it.

Reinhard: Ha! Fine, cause we all know I’m better at placing tiles. *sits down beside the hole*

Reggie: *kicks him in the back*

Reinhard: AAAH! *falls down hole*

*crash*

Grage: DAMN IT! Never mind, he can fix his own damn pool table.

Kaian: Told you.

Samaya: *sigh* …Say, who’s watching your kids?

Kaian: Rein- …Reg- …I don’t know.

Samaya: Well, shouldn’t you check on them? They shouldn’t be left alone, at their age!

Kaian: I suppose. *gets up and leaves the room*

Seth: *comes back in the dining room with a dazed looking Yami* Well, he woke up.

Yami: …Where did my snail go…?

Samaya: Kaolla ate it.

Yami: … *sits down*

Kaian: *returns* They’re alright. *sees Yami* Oh you’re awake, let me get you a drink… *evil smile, then goes into kitchen*

Samaya: …I’d give you juice, Yami, but Kaolla downed it…

Kaian: *comes back stirring the drink* Here you go. *places it in front of Yami*

Yami: Thank you… *picks up glass*

Samaya: That better not be anything gross again, Kaian.

Kaian: It’s not, it’s just good ol’ fashioned orange juice…

Yami: *takes a big gulp and spits it out a second later* AGH!! What the hell?!

Kaian: I told you it was just orange juice.

Yami: This doesn’t taste like orange juice at all. *glares suspiciously*

Seth: Are you sure? *looks at his glass* Looks like orange juice.

Kaian: Cause it is! He’s just doing that to make me look bad.

Samaya: Hm.. *takes the glass from Yami and looks in the cup* I don’t see anything wrong…

Yami: That’s because you didn’t drink it!

Seth: Well what’s wrong with it? *takes glass and drinks a little* …Atem, this is orange juice.

Yami: …Oh.

Samaya: Well, good for you then, Kaian. For once.

Kaian: For once? …whatever.

Baby Kaian: *has stopped eating his oatmeal and pushes the bowl away*

Samaya: Come on, you’re almost done.

Seth: *looks in the hall* …What is Samaya doing?

Kaian: She’s tryna get her kid to eat.

Seth: Not my wife, your daughter! *points*

Kaian: *looks* Aw man. *gets up and goes over* WHO gave you crayons?

Baby Samaya: …Kaia!

Kaian: Kaia? …That BITCH- oh you mean Kaiolla…THAT BITCH.

Samaya: Kaian!

Kaian: You’re right, you’re right, I apologize.

Baby Samaya: *continues doodling on the wall*

Kaian: Quit that! *takes the crayon away* Use this. *gives her a marker then goes back into the dining room*

Samaya: Is that one of those markers that doesn’t show up on walls?

Kaian: There are markers that don’t show up on walls!?

Samaya: …Yes. They’re sold so that can be prevented. *points at the big squiggly red mess baby Samaya is drawing on the wall*

Kaian: *looks* Eh, I’ll just buy a new wall.

Samaya: *raises eyebrow* I swear, you must spend half your earnings every time we have a get together here.

Kaian: Oh well.

Samaya: Hm… *looks at her watch* I suppose we should get going soon. No dessert this time?

Kaian: Course there’ll be dessert.

Samaya: Oh…I didn’t think there was anything made.

Kaian: There’s always something made.

Samaya: I see…well, I was thinking maybe we could go get ice cream.

Kaian: Sounds like a plan.

Yami: I like ice cream

Kaian: Well let’s go then.

*everyone gets ready then leaves*

Samaya: *carrying baby Kaian again* There’s a nice stand a few blocks from here for ice cream.

Kaian: Good. *gets in car* Get in.

Seth: *opens door for Samaya and gets in after her*

Kaian: Let’s go. *slams foot on the gas pedal and recklessly drives down the street*

Samaya: Kaian, I’ve barely got your NEPHEW in his car seat!!

Kaian: *speeds through a stop sign almost getting hit by another car* Fine. *stops*

Samaya: *frowns and buckles baby Kaian in*

Kaian: Ready? Good. *drives forward then stops two seconds later* We’re here.

Samaya: *looks out the window* …Huh. *gets baby Kaian out of the car seat and they all get out*

Kaian: *enters ice cream place* …What the?

Matthew: *looks over* Hey! Look who’s here.

Grage: What happened to your gathering? *looks behind Kaian* Oh, there it is.

Samaya: …Hello

Seth: *blinks* Well, let’s order then.

*later*

Matthew: *lying facedown in his ice cream bowl, dead*

Hailey: Why do we always sit beside each other when we go out?

Grage: He pays me to switch seats.

Hailey: And you LET him?

Grage: Easy money. *shrugs*

Hailey: Don’t you have enough? …Forget it.

Grage: Oh well.

Samaya: *looks over at their table* Why do our gatherings at your place always end up with them joining us?

Kaian: Bad meeting times.

Samaya: You need to check your schedules more. *shrugs and gives ice cream to baby Kaian*

Icarus: *takes the last bit of ice cream and eats it* There. *puts it with the other twenty seven empty bowls* Beat that.

Grage: You were challenging someone?

Icarus: No, I’m just saying.

Grage: Hm…I could eat more than that. Kaian’s probably too busy to even try. Not that he could do it, anyway. *goes and buys more ice cream*

Kaian: *ear twitches* What you say bout me? *walks over to Grage* I can’t eat more ice cream than you?

Grage: That’s right. You’d probably get brain freeze and quit.

Kaian: Sir…you got yourself a challenge!

Grage: You’re on. *gets his order*

Kaian: *buys more ice cream* Just a moment… *gets his ice cream* Alright, let’s do this.

*few minutes later*

Grage: *throws his thirty eighth bowl to the side and gets another one*

Kaian: *half way through his thirty ninth bowl*

Grage: *glares at him and eats all the ice cream in his next bowl at once*

Kaian: *shovels down the rest of his as well while glaring at him*

Grage: *swallows the ice cream and starts digging in to his next bowl before pausing*

Kaian: *pauses as well*

Grage: …Ah…what the hell?

Kaian: …Damn…it…

Both: AHHHG!! *clutch forehead* I give up!

Samaya: *glances over* …Morons.

Grage: Rrr…it’s a draw this time…

Kaian: But next time…

Both: I’ll win!

Icarus: *places his fiftieth bowl to the side* Oh…man…hey Hailey?

Hailey: What?

Icarus: *pulls her over and kisses her on the mouth*

Hailey: Mmh?

Icarus: *throws up in her mouth*

Hailey: *pulls away and spits it out into a bowl* Icarus! That’s gross.

Icarus: Ha! Got you. But seriously…I’m sick let’s go home.

Grage: Yeah, I’m bored let’s go.

Samaya: Kaian, are you done fooling around over there?

Kaian: Yes! And it’s not fooling around.

Samaya: Weeell, I’d love to hear what is really is, but I’m afraid we’ve got to get going now. Seth has to work overnight today. Could you drive us back to your place?

Kaian: Sure.

Samaya: Alright, we’ll wait outside. *leaves the shop with Seth and baby Kaian*

Kaian: *goes over to Grage and them* You still want to do it today or tomorrow?

Icarus: I think we should-*hic* do this sometime later. Not right-*hic* now. Fuck, I’m never eating that much-*hic* ice cream again.

Matthew: Well…we don’t have to include Icarus today.

Kaian: Yes we do, it’s called the Big FIVE, not the Big FOUR.

Grage: Unless…

Kaian: No it just won’t work.

Grage: Yeah, I know. But we could just get drunk.

Kaian: Sounds like a plan. First I gotta drive those other guys back to my place.

Grage: Yeah, whatever. See you there. *goes outside with the others*

Kaian: *leaves* Alright let’s go. *gets in car*

Samaya: *gets baby Kaian in the car seat* Okay.

Kaian: *slams foot on gas pedal again and does a U-turn in the middle of the street then speeds down the street*

*later*

Kaian: Good bye.

Samaya: Alright…it was good seeing you again.

Seth: Until next time.

Yami: … *glares*

Kaian: So long. *shuts door* Thank GOD that’s over.

Grage: No kidding. *goes into basement*

Kaian: *follows*

And so…The Big Five got drunk, except for Icarus, he threw up again, and slept on the couch. As for Samaya, she went home, and Seth went to his job at-

END.