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Sam: Alright! I have fics!! Most are really random and funny. check them out! ^__^
Jared: Or I'll kill you!
Sam: o.O Uh...you just nevermind him. ^^"

Happy New Year FUN PARTEH!! By Sam and Jared

Word Count: 7, 365
Synopsis: Sam and Jared host their first "annual" New Years Party!
Preamble: Wasn't that hard to write since we were both tired at the time.

The Uber Random Fun Day! By Sam and Jared

Word Count: 6, 562
Synopsis: Kari and Geri (and a few others), go to Kaibaland for a day.
Preamble: Very stupid in some places...no, all the places, yeah. Other then that, pretty good, twas an absolute blast to write...I think it was, I can't remember.

The Retarded Restaurant Adventure! By Sam and Jared!

Word Count: 4, 887
Synopsis: If you take a retard to a restaurant...
Preamble: Very, very VERY, strange story, yessire bob. This is what happens when we all go to restaurants.

Day at The Mall! By Sam and Jared

Word Count: 7, 653
Sypnosis: If you take some morons to the mall...
Preamble: If you see any of us in the mall, don't come up to us and say hi, run and hide! NOW!

V.R. Slaughtery Fun Time! By Sam and Jared

Word Count: 4, 373
Sypnosis: A trip to your local Vampire Realm.
Preamble: Sam, me, Kari, and...Seth, go to the Vampire Realm, and cause absolute DESTRUCTION!!!! (I like to destroy)

The Ordeal of Kaian(a?) By Sam and Jared

Word Count: 2, 599
Sypnosis: When the guy, was a girl
Preamble: Very weird little story we just decided to throw in here, just to see Kaian(a) cry. Mwah ha ha.

Resident Stupid 4: By Sam and Jared *CHAPTER 2 UP*

Word Count: 9, 018
Synopsis: A portal entry gone wrong, and we end up in a place that was totally unexpected.
Preamble: THIS IS A DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!!!!!!!

The Ship Adventure of DOOM By: Sam & Jared

Word Count: 43, 341
Synopsis: It's the elephant of our fiction collection!
Preamble: A ship cruise goes terribly wrong, and nonsensical weirdness ensues. Beware Grage's potty mouth! =0

The Death Tournament of Death By Sam and Jared

Word Count: 26, 100
Synopsis: Our second longest story so far! And it's not even done yet. First Chapter: Preliminaries
Preamble: "Millions of people may die...but it's for a good cause!"
"Our entertainment."

RP Crack Pairings Collection!

Story Count: 12
Synopsis: A collection of oneshot stories with unlikely pairings picked randomly. 8O At least, it WILL be a collection...eventually.
Preamble: We have slips of paper! With NAMES on them! Oh, the horror!
I mean, three stories from me (Sam) so far. 83 And now three from Jared! 83 Let's not forget...a whopping SIX from Hollie!

Anime Physics By Not Jared

Word Count: 3, 053
Synopsis: Laws that every anime ever made follows
Preamble: Yup, anime physics, if you want to make your own anime someday, then follow these rules...OR ELSE

Reinstating Eminence By Sam and Jared *CHAPTER 2 UP*

Word Count (so far): 7, 619
Synopsis: A failed assassination attempt leads to jail time for Grage, Kaian and Matthew.
Preamble: WHAT WILL HAPPEN NOW!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

140 Story Prompts (of DOOM) By Sam

Word Count: Gee, I wonder...
Synopsis: Many words that may or may not give you an idea for a story. Jolly great knee slapping fun!
Preamble: Perhaps not so oddly, I’m not great at writing actual factual stories, but I am great at spewing out a large amount of random words very quickly. 8D

Grage Went Down to Kaian's by Sam and Jared...sort of

Synopsis: An EPIC BATTLE of instrumental superiority
Preamble: In song!

The Battle of The Bands by Sam and Jared

Word Count: 12, 564
Synopsis: What do you THINK this is about? GAWD
Preamble: You guessed it...a Battle of The Bands... Epic.

Eatery of DOOM! By Sam and Jared

Word Count: 9, 021
Synopsis: A series of mysterious deaths comes upon us unexpectedly. What are we going to do?!
Preamble: You won't believe the plot twists!!

Mirror Realm by Sam and Jared

Word Count: 16, 951
Synopsis: Once again, our boredom induces another series of events.
Preamble: Counterparts included! =D

Experiment by Sam and Jared

Word Count: 1, 561
Synopsis: Time limit: One hour. Finished on the dot.
Preamble: Will we succeed in finding Geri a boyfriend? You'll see...YOU'LL ALL SEE!

Adoption by Sam and Jared

Word count: 1, 966
Synopsis: Sam and Jared their crazy shenanigans.
Preamble: PUSHAW. What could go wrong?

Infiltration by Sam and Jared

Word count: 2, 230
Synopsis: Just what does The Big Five do during those meetings of theirs? Sam and Jared make it their mission to find out.
Preamble: But will they succeed...?

Gathering by Sam and Jared

Word Count: 4, 426
Synopsis: Kaian and Samaya have their usual family get together.
Preamble: What happens when Yami comes along?

The Ole Switcheroo by Hollie

Word Count: 1, 929
Synopsis: Loralie has come up with a plan to take down Hollie and Lorilei again! Will they succeed?
Preamble: Well, at least it was in the interest of fun!

Dawn, Day, And Night in the Land of the Living Dead by Sam and Jared

Word Count: 35, 286
Synopsis: An innocent trip to A Ancient Temple goes horribly wrong...
Preamble: It was to be expected

Hopeless by Jared

Word Count: 1, 766
Synopsis: Matthew tries and tries...but will he ever succeed in getting Hailey?
Preamble: This story takes place roughly two weeks after the arrival and introduction of Hailey...just so you're not confused

Rivalry by Jared

Word Count: 1, 030
Synopsis: Kaian needs another assistant...Reggie doesn't like the idea...lulz ensue.
Preamble: This story explains the rivalry between Reggie and Reinhard...read on.

The Mania by Kane

Word Count: 1, 281
Synopsis: Kane has issues getting to a job interview.
Preamble: CAN WE HELP?!?!?!?!?

A Legacy of Vengeance by Hollie

Word Count: 1,630
Synopsis: Lorilei gets back at one of her tormentors.
Preamble: Lorilei is 14 when this story takes place. She hadn't met Ruby or anybody yet.

Trouble By Jared

Word Count: 1,327
Synopsis: Jared's bored...Matthew pays the price
Preamble: Didn't take too long to write, and keeping in with our tradition, there is randomness, and gore.

Empty By Hollie

Word Count: 1218
Synopsis: Ruby visits Lorilei at the asylum for the first time
Preamble: I could make this a multi chaptered story but...meh.

The Day The Earth Continued To Do Absolutely Nothing by Jared and Hollie

Word Count: 3,228
Synopsis: Spells are cast and nothing is accomplished
Preamble: That's right...nothing.

Outbreak by Sam and Jared

Word Count: 34, 535
Synopsis: An experiment gone wrong...horribly horribly wrong
Preamble: But it's not completely our fault this time! :D

Sam: If you have fanfiction of any sort that you would like to have posted here, please send it to me at Bahargahoy@hotmail.com or say something in the guestbook. Thank you!! ^__^

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