Jared: *sitting on couch* …I’m bored.

Sam: Let’s play Mario Kart. *is already playing Mario Kart*

Jared: Okay! *joins in*

*later*

Jared: *finished playing Mario Kart* …I’m bored.

Sam: Yeah…let’s play Mario Kart.

Jared: But we JUST did.

Sam: Oh fine…let’s play Mari- …Super Smash Brothers Brawl

Jared: Okay! *starts playing it*

*later*

Jared: Okay, I’m done, let’s do something else.

Sam: Yeah…let’s play Mario Kart

Jared: No…we’ll play it again tomorrow.

Sam: Fine…well I don’t know what to do then.

Both: *sit there for an undetermined amount of time*

Kaian: *walks in and sees them both sitting there doing absolutely nothing* I thought you guys were playing Mario Kart.

Sam: We did that already.

Kaian: Hmm…well whatever, I’m going to join you. *sits down beside them and does nothing*

*portal opens and Grage and Vlaid come through*
Grage: See, I told you they wouldn’t be doing anything

Vlaid: Oh…I thought they’d be playing Mario Kart for sure

Sam: We already did that

Vlaid: Huh. Well, would you guys be interested in coming with us to a ancient temple in the Vampire Realm? I heard from someone that my father was around those parts.

Sam: Really?! … *stares at him* … “A ancient temple”? What kind of grammar is that?

Vlaid: Well that’s what it’s called. *shrug*

Grage: It’s true.

Jared: Sounds good, anything’s better than just sitting here doing nothing.

Grage: See, I told you they’d want to come

Vlaid: I thought for sure they’d rather play Super Smash Brothers Brawl.

Grage: Or Mario Kart…anyway, let’s go. Oh yeah, and bring something to make sure you don’t get killed.

Sam: I got it. *swings spiky bat around* I’M SAFE! AAHAHAHAHAA- *hits herself in the face with it and dies*

Jared: *looks at her* …Huh…anyway, I got help from places…I’ll be fine…

Grage: *stares at Sam dead on the ground* …You both come back anyway. *turns and goes through the portal again*

Vlaid: Let’s leave then

Sam: YAY! *goes through portal too with Johnson on her shoulder*

Jared: *goes through too*

Vlaid: *follows and the portal closes*

Kaian: *wakes up* …Hey, where’d everyone go? Ah who cares. *goes back to sleep*

AT GRAGE’S HOOSE…

Vlaid: I just need to grab a few things and we can go. *goes upstairs*

Sam: I shall need sustenance for this trip. *digs in the pantry and starts shoving cookies into a sack*

Johnson: *steals all of the bananas in sight*

Grage: Hey!

Johnson: HWAH!! *runs away with the bananas and is never seen again*

Jared: I’ve never seen “A ancient temple” before, I wonder what it’s like…

Sam: Hmm…it must be ancient…and temply.

Grage: *waiting boredly* As long as it’s interesting.

Jaeda: *walks in the kitchen* What are these buffoons doing here?

Grage: Digging through my cupboards and…I don’t know what he’s doing

Jaeda: Hn. You taking them to that temple too?

Grage: Apparently

Vlaid: *comes downstairs* Okay, I’m ready. Let’s go

Sam: I’m almost ready too! Just a few more… *takes the last tray of cookies and dumps them all into the potato sack she has which is already busting at the seams* Okay, I’m done! *ties the potato sack up*

Jared: Let’s go then. *goes outside*

Jaeda: *shrug* I’ll go too then. It’s boring around here… *goes outside with the rest of them*

Vlaid: Now I got this map from a friend, so I think I know whereabouts to open a portal to… *opens one* We might have to walk a bit, but it’s okay.

Jaeda: Kay then.

Vlaid: *looks at Sam* …You’re not really going to lug that around are you?

Sam: Sure am! *potato sack bursts and cookies are everywhere* …AWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Jaeda: …Moron…

Jared: Good job, now we’re gonna die.

Johnson: *appears out of nowhere and holds up bananas* Hoohwah!

Sam: We are salvaged! Alright, let’s leave now. *sees everyone has gone through the portal already and it’s closing* HEY! *jumps through with Johnson*

AT A ANCIENT TEMPLE…

Vlaid: *looks at it* Wow, I got it right the first try

Sam: Hurrah! Also, I found out that some cookies stayed in the remainder of this sack. *holds it out and dramatic hero music plays*

Grage: Faaantastic. We going inside this thing now then?

Vlaid: Yup! We have to be careful though, there’s probably magic and traps inside.

Jared: *gasp* Just like Indiana Jones! *puts on the hat*

Sam: This calls for our epic adventure music! *gets a stereo out of nowhere and blasts the Indiana Jones theme*

Jaeda: … *turns to Vlaid* Why exactly did you think it would be a good idea to bring them?

Vlaid: …Well it wouldn’t be much fun otherwise… *shrug*

Jaeda: I guess it’s amusing to see them die...yeah, good point. Now where’s the entrance?

Jared: I think it’s where that big entrance is.

Sam: Yep, that’s seems about right.

Grage: *already going inside* You guys are slow.

Vlaid: Hey wait up! Idiot, I said there were tra-

Grage: *just barely dodges a stone pillar that crashes down from the ceiling* …Right.

Vlaid: *sigh* Watch it…

Grage: I did.

Sam: Well now that we know that’s there, we can go by safely! *goes and gets past the first one* See, it’s just fine and dandy, let’s g- *gets crushed by a second one*

Jaeda: *bursts out laughing immediately*

Jared: Alright, so now we know there are two pillars…so let’s go by them and we’ll be safe.

Vlaid: …Maybe we should use something to check for any more.

Jared: *puts hand to chin* Hmmm….

*few seconds later*

Jared: *crushed by a third pillar*

Jaeda: See? The perfect solution. Let’s go. *walks on in with no problems whatsoever*

Vlaid: …

Grage: Come on, they’ll catch up eventually. *pulls him in*

*later*

Jared: *sits up* Oww… *looks up* AH! *dodges the same pillar* That was close, where’s Sam?

Sam: *getting flattened repeatedly by the same pillar as before*

Johnson: Hoohwah! HOOHWAH!! *finally pulls her remains out to a safe place inside the temple and she fades away* Hwah.

Jared: *stands up and looks around* Hmm…creepy.

Sam: *suddenly beside him* No kidding. Dark, too

Jared: So now the only logical thing to do is to wander around the temple aimlessly.

Sam: Logically. But we need a light first. Johnson, give me one of those bananas.

Johnson: Hwaaah? *hands one over*

Sam: Okay. *peels it and eats it, then gets out a torch and lights it* Let’s go.

Jared: *starts walking down the hall*

Sam: Let’s try and make sure we don’t die like before…surely there are markings or something to tell us when something dangerous is around…like in Eternal Darkness

Jared: Indeed. *looks around wall while smoking a pipe* I wonder what they’ll look like? *feels his foot sink into something* Hm? What was-

Floor: *opens underneath Sam and Jared and they fall down into darkness*

Johnson: *looks down into the pitch black hole* …Hwah. *shrugs and jumps down too*

Sam: *is the first to land on what seems to be the ground* …OW! …Well actually, not really ow. Anyway, nice going JARED. Where’s my torch?

Jared: *has landed beside Sam, right on someone’s sword*

Sam: Not gonna answer huh? WELL?!? *torch falls down and she catches it, and it’s still lit* …Oh, what do you know? *freezes suddenly when she feels prickly crawly feelings on her arms and legs* … *jumps up and starts brushing things off her and screaming* AAAHHHH!!! GET EM OFF GET EM OFF, WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!???

Jared: *sits up with the sword still impaled through his heart* What is it?

Sam: *high pitched girly shrieky voice* SPIDERS!! SSSPPPIIIIIIDDDEERRRSSS!!!

Jared: *looks around* …I think we have more than spiders down here…

Sam: *still screaming and paranoid about spiders on her* Ew, ew, ew…what?!

Jared: What are those? *looks closer* AH! *jumps back* Maggots!

Sam: Ma… *trails off as she looks down* Oh, that is sick. I thought it smelled funny in here. *looking at the dead body of a clown*

Jared: *takes sword out of himself and steps in something soft, that seems to cave in under his foot with a squishing noise* … *looks down* … *removes foot and sees he has stepped on someone’s rotting face* …Oh my God! I’m sorry sir, are you alright?

Sam: *wrinkles nose in disgust* Jared, he was already dead.

Jared: Oh that’s a relief. *looks again* AHHH!!! DEAD BODIES!!

Sam: … *shakes head* …For a ancient temple, these people look like they’ve died just recently. I guess we’re not the only idiots who’ve fallen down here.

Jared: Yeah…and it’s really humid down here…maybe these guys died a long time ago but they aren’t decomposing as fast because of the moisture in the air?

Sam: …Let’s not go into scientific details here. Oh, and you’re covered in spiders, maggots and bits of flesh

Jared: *looks* AH! *throws himself against wall and starts crushing all the spiders and maggots*

Sam: And now you’re covered in crushed spiders, maggots, and bits of rotted human…or non human flesh

Jared: Better than living spiders, maggots, and bits of flesh.

Sam: How could bits of flesh be- oh never mind, let’s just continue on.

Johnson: *finally reaches the bottom as he has been using a banana peel as a parachute…somehow* HooHWAAAH!! *blows at the banana peel so he sails over the dead bodies and spiders and maggots and lands safely on the ground* Hwah.

Sam: How unfair

Jared: Yeah…let’s just try and find a way out of here. *starts pressing the bricks in the wall*

Sam: Yeah…I don’t like this closed space… AH!! *ducks when she sees the huge spider web right above her head* …Gross…AHH!! *has two spiders on either side of her hanging on their threads* Find a way out…

Jared: Hmm…maybe it’s this obviously discolored brick right here. *points to it*

Sam: *glaring suspiciously at one spider that is edging closer to her on its thread* PRESS IT THEN!

Jared: Sounds good to me! *presses it*

*noise is heard and the walls start closing in*

Jared: I’m not sure, but I think I might have pressed the wrong one…

Sam: DAMN IT, YOU IDIOT! Ahh, where’s Grage and the others anyway?! Um, um- *looks up and sees another discolored brick right behind the giant spider web that has the biggest, ugliest, hairiest looking spider she’s ever seen on it* …Why? …Why!?!

Jared: Come on, press it! I don’t want to be smashed together with spiders and maggots and severely decomposed bodies.

Sam: Are you kidding me? I can’t even smash a regular teeny tiny house spider with a book! I can’t go near that thing! It’s staring at me…

Walls: *getting closer together*

Sam: *sees the spider nest being disturbed by the walls moving and millions of little spiders scuttling crazily everywhere* AAHHHH OKAY OKAY!! *brings out her spiky bat and smashes it as hard as she can on the giant hairy ugly spider and the discolored brick behind it*

Non-moving wall: *opens*

Jared: Hurrach!

Sam: *bolts through*

Johnson: Hoohwah!! *stops eating little spiders and follows*

Jared: Wait! *dives through*

Walls: *smash together, making the sickest crushing noise you’ve ever heard*

Sam: *cringe* That was a worse sound than when my tooth was pulled…

Jared: Blegh, let’s just go. *continues on*

Sam: *shudder* Yeah. Come on, Johnson

Johnson: Hwah! *jumps on her shoulder*

Jared: So where do we go now?

Sam: Um…

Johnson: *has been holding the torch since Sam dropped it in the spider fiasco* Hoohwah!

Sam: *looks ahead* Oh, you’re right. Let’s go through that door.

Jared: Alright! *runs ahead, but then falls in two down the middle*

Sam: *waits until the blade drops back into the floor* …Hmm…that’s a tricky one.

Jared: *suddenly beside her* You’re telling me.

Sam: Did you step on something? *scans the floor*

Johnson: Hwah! *points at a yellow brick on the ground*

Sam: …How could you miss seeing something like that?

Jared: Who knows.

Sam: Okay then. We just have to watch out for yellow bricks…or any other brick that is not dusty and brown or grey

Johnson: Hwah! *navigates his way past the bladed floor and is safe*

Sam: Good! Let’s go.

Jared: Yes! Let’s go! *runs through*

*cutting and pain is heard*

Jared: *in fifty different pieces, but is safe*

Sam: …Anyway. *turns to the door* There’s no doorknob, so…hm… *pushes it and it opens* Well that’s convenient. *narrows eye suspiciously* Toooo convenient…

Jared: *suddenly back* Let’s go!! *goes through doorway and falls a hundred feet* AHHHHHH!!!!!!

Sam: …What? ANOTHER ONE?! *looks down* I swear to God, if there are more spiders down there…

Johnson: HooHWAH. 9.9 *shoves her down and jumps after her*

Sam: AHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh…

Johnson: *floating down with his banana-chute again*

Sam: *eventually lands and finds she is the only one there* Huh? Jared?

Jared: aaaaaaaaaAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! *gets impaled on a sharpened pillar that has been eroded away*

Sam: … *suddenly jumps up and looks around* …Eh? Nothing…not even a spider.

Johnson: *floats on down and his banana-chute disappears*

Sam: *looks at Jared* Well hurry up then, let’s go

Jared: *beside her with a giant piece of rock jutting out from his chest* Kay.

Sam: Well, there’s a hallway this time. *looks* Is it just me, or is this hallway like, a million times cleaner than the last one? It doesn’t look ancient at all.

Jared: *rock is gone mysteriously and gaping hole is also gone* Yeah it looks…newish. *looks inside for any discolored bricks* There doesn’t even seem to be any traps…or maybe they got smart and stopped discoloring the bricks.

Sam: Or maybe the last person who actually got this far was smart and cleaned the bricks back there…and then found something amazing in here and he’ll kill us if we go in and then we’ll end up as one of those corpses anyway!!

Johnson: >.>

Sam: …What? Could happen. Let’s go then

Jared: Yes! *starts jumping through like he’s dodging invisible lasers, doing back flips, front flips, somersaults, and barrel rolls in slow motion* And I am…done! *stops and sees that he hasn’t even entered the hall*

Sam: *looks back from the other end of the hallway* Are you STILL back there? Geez, I thought you’d never stop. Get the hell over here

Jared: *sighs and runs through* So…what’s all this now?

Sam: I don’t know, but there are a lot of different halls now…crap.

Johnson: Hoohwahoohwaha!

Sam: Sadly, I think you may be right.

Jared: What?

Sam: He says it’s probably a maze

Jared: *drops to his knees and faces the ceiling* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *starts raining*

Sam: *looks up* That’s not a very good ceiling. But it looks perfect

*stops raining*

Jared: *gets up* Well, if we’re going to beat this maze…if it is one, we’d might as well get started.

Sam: *nod* But if one way leads to sudden death we’ll have to start over

Jared: Indeed. Let’s start over here. *walks into one hall*

Sam: Alrighty *follows him with Johnson*

Jared: *walking along* I wonder what’s at the end? *trips over something and falls to the ground* Ow. *small part of floor opens and it sucks his head in it* Agh! Get me out! I’m stuck!

Sam: How in the hell did you manage to get your head stuck in the ground? *grabs his shoulders and tries to pull him out*

Jared: Ow! Damn it! Hang on… I have an idea. *tries to get himself out but fails* Aww…I know! I’ll try reverse psychology! Ahem…I don’t want to get out of this trap! *head gets crushed*

Sam: That’s no good, here I’ll get you out! Johnson, help me too, you’re strong. *pulls on Jared’s shoulders with Johnson and they get him out* Yes! See, I told you we’d help, didn’t I Johnson? I said we’d help! And we di-

Johnson: *tugs on her sleeve and points at Jared, who’s head is missing*

Sam: …Aw man, we pulled too hard! *stands up and throws her adventure hat to the ground and stomps on it*

Johnson: Hwaaah.

Jared: *alive again* You know, that was probably supposed to trap your leg and crush it or something, or…yeah, that seems logical, anyway let’s continue on. *continues on*

*centuries later…not really but…shut up*

Jared: Have we reached it? Is this the end?

Sam: Damn, I hope so. *covered in darts*

Jared: Well let’s find out.

Johnson: *goes up ahead*

Sam: *sigh* Yep, let’s continue… *walks ahead as well*

Jared: *follows*

*the three of them walk into a giant room*

Jared: *looking around* Wow…this is huge.

Sam: Wow…look at those! And those!! *starts pointing at all of the sparklies and statues in the room*

Jared: And THAT! *points to a giant creepy looking door*

Sam: *stares at it for all of five seconds and goes back to ogling diamonds and such* Neat! *starts shoveling them into her sewn up potato sack*

Jared: *goes up to door* This thing is gigantic. *looks at the door frame* Hey! There’s some kind of writing on this!

Sam: Neato. Read it. *still filling up her potato sack with jewels*

Johnson: *also digging through treasures and finds a huge golden banana* =o

Deep voice out of nowhere: OHHH, BANANA!

Jared: I can’t it’s like runic or something.

Sam: That’s too bad… *stuffs a huge gem into the sack and ties it up* Finished! Aww but there’s still so much more. *hoists the sack over her shoulder and it’s busting at the seams*

Jared: Are you seriously gonna drag that around?

Sam: Well, it’s really, really a lot heavier than a bunch of cookies, but yes! *bag busts and jewels and golden statues are everywhere…again* …AWWWWW!!

Jared: Good job! Now we’re poor.

Sam: No, I’M poor. Wait, I’m marrying Seto. YOU’RE poor.

Jared: Well whatever, we should try and decipher this text, I want to see what lies behind this door, it could be even more gold and jewels.

Sam: But I can’t even carry all of this…oh well, let’s open this door! *looks at the runes or whatever they are* I give up.

Jared: *scratches head* This is confusing. *brings out laptop from nowhere and begins typing*

Johnson: *has lasso’d the giant golden banana and is dragging it behind him as he walks over* Hoohwah? *looks at the door, then to Jared and Sam* Hwah?

Sam: We’re trying to open it.

Jared: *looking at the text* Okay this is obviously useless, seeing as this type of text is from a different realm. *smashes laptop*

Sam: Yeah…I guess we’ll have to concentrate on finding a way out of here and going home with only a few diamonds to console ourselves.

Johnson: Hoohwah? *looking at the text* Hoohwahoohwa, “Hoohwah Hwahoohwah”

Door: *suddenly makes loud sounds like it’s unlocking and eventually, just slowly creaks open*

Sam: …You opened it. What the hell did it say, I couldn’t even understand that.

Johnson: Hoohwah Hwahoohwah.

Sam: …Are you kidding me? …Seriously?

Jared: What? What did it say?

Sam: He says it was “Open Sesame”

Jared: …Oh my God, well let’s see what’s inside. *goes towards the open door*

Sam: *also edges nearer* It’s pitch black in there…

Johnson: *staring into the blackness and suddenly jumps back when a low rumbling growl is heard from inside* Hoo…hwah?

Jared: *stops and steps back* What the hell was that? *walks into the other room* HELLO?!?!?!?

Sam: Jared, you MORON! Let’s get out of here!

Johnson: Hoohwah! Hoohwah! *pointing at a staircase through a doorway they somehow missed seeing before*

Sam: Look, Johnson found an exit!

Jared: *runs back* Then let’s get the hell out of here! *runs towards stairs*

Sam: *runs to the stairs too* Johnson, drop that damn banana and let’s go!
Johnson: *easily hoists the golden banana over his head and bolts for the stairs too, just as something busts out of the other room*

Sam: Holy crap! *turns and runs up the stairs with Johnson behind her*

Jared: What the hell is that!?

Sam: A monster, obviously! Man I hope we get up these stairs in time…aww and there’s gonna be so many considering how far we fell…twice! Where the hell are the others anyway?

Jared: I don’t know, they ditched us at the beginning!

*loud roar and resounding steps are heard coming up fast behind them*

Sam: Oh crud…get out of my way! *pushes past Jared and runs faster*

Jared: *trips and lands on the stairs* Damn you! *shakes fist* Faith! Wherever you are! HELP!

BACK HOME…

Faith: *sitting on couch* Hmm… *feels a slight tingle* What the hell was that? Huh, whatever.

BACK AT A ANCIENT TEMPLE…

Jared: *getting torn apart by the monster*

Sam: *hears sounds of it echoing up the stairs* Well the monster’s distracted. Hurry up, Johnson, I think we’re near the top!

Johnson: Hoohwah!

Sam: *reaches the top* Yes! *looks around* DAMN IT!! *sees three more staircases to choose from that go up* I must only be halfway…um, um…eeny meeny miny moe, catch a tiger by the toe, if he hollers let him go, eeny meeny miny MOE! *notices she’s being carried by Johnson up a staircase already* Hey!

Johnson: Hoohwah!

Sam: Sorryyyy. HARRUMPH. *crosses arms, and then hears further down the staircase that the monster has reached the landing as well* …Run faster! …*sees he’s still got that golden banana in his other hand* Jeez!

Johnson: *does so, and soon they reach the top again*
Jared: *comes around a corner and goes up to Sam* Nice job KILLING ME! *kicks her down the stairs*

Sam: *starts falling* It’s your own fault for TRIPPIIIIIIIIiiiinng…. *echoing sounds of her falling, and then a roar and horrible sounds of death*

Jared: *turns around and keeps running*

Johnson: Hoohwah?! HOOHWAHOOHWAHWAAAH!! *runs after Jared*

Jared: ANYONE! HEEEELLLLP!!!

*somewhere else*

Vlaid: *stops and looks around for a moment* …What was that?

Jaeda: Who cares.

Grage: Yeah, I didn’t hear anything.

Vlaid: Could have sworn I heard something… *shrugs and continues walking*

*back where they are*

Sam: *runs up behind them* You know, if I’m catching up to you two that’s not a good…sign…it’s still back there

Jared: Probably.

Johnson: Hwaah!

Sam: Let’s just hope we don’t get caught in stupid traps while trying to get away…maybe the monster will though.

Johnson: Hoohwahoohwa, hwahoohwah?

Sam: Awww…

Jared: I see a wall at the end of this hall.

Sam: Haha, you rhymed. Wait, what!?

Jared: A wall! *points forward*

Sam: *still running* But there must be another hallway…

Johnson: *points as they near the end* HWAH!

Sam: Yeah, left! Turn left!

Jared: *turns left and smacks into a wall*

Sam: *keeps running until she’s at the end of the hall and turns left* I meant at the end, you fool!
Jared: *slowly catches up to them* A part of me knew that…

Sam: Well, just keep running now…man I am tired…I’ll rest here and catch up later

Johnson: *threatens to bash her with the golden banana* HOOHWAH!
Sam: Ah! Okay, I’ll keep running! *keeps running and they turn another corner* AHHHH!! *crashes into something and falls*

Johnson: Hwah?! *also crashes*

Jared: *runs into a wall*

Sam: Uhh…ow….

Grage: *looking down at them and turns to Vlaid* See, I told you they’d catch up.

Vlaid: Oh, that’s good.
Jaeda: Fantastic

Sam: *coughs and jumps up before looking behind them* No time to stand around *turns and grabs Grage’s shirt and attempts to shake him but he doesn’t move* We can’t stay here anymore, we gotta leave!

Jared: Yeah come on there’s this big scary thing follo-

*loud roar is heard from the hall behind them*

Sam: AAHHH!! It’s catching up!
Jaeda: *looks down the hall and can hear something around the other corner* What the hell did you do?

Sam: Never mind that. All you have to know is that both of us have already been torn to shreds and would rather not experience it again.

Grage: Hm. *also looks down the hall* Now I want to see it…it can’t be that bad.

Jared: *goes up to him and talks in a panic* Drop your curiosity! We HAVE TO GO! NOW!! *pulls on his arm* FORGET IT! I’M GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!! *runs off screaming and waving his arms wildly*

Sam: …Yeah, he’s got a good idea. Let’s go, Vlaid! These two can get ripped up if they want

Vlaid: I can’t let Grage be ripped up…

Grage: I’ve never been ripped up before, don’t worry

Sam: Yeah let’s gooo!

Jaeda: Holy shit

Sam: What?!?!

Grage: That thing is pretty ugly

Sam: It’s HERE?!?! *runs down the hall screaming and waving her arms wildly*

Grage: … *shakes head* I can take care of it.

Vlaid: *peeks down the hall and sees a huge ugly monster barreling towards them* You don’t know anything about that thing!

Grage: *steps out* That doesn’t matter

Monster: *has reached them and is focused on Grage, then roars before going to attack him*

Grage: *dodges the attack and suddenly a portal appears where he was standing before*

Monster: *roars fade away after it goes through the portal, and it closes*

Grage: What the hell?

Jared: *walks back all calm* Good idea Sam.

Sam: Yes! Why didn’t I think of it before I was ripped up?

Jared: Who knows, now that thing is somewhere else.

Johnson: *sighs in relief and sits down with his golden banana* Hoohwah.

Jaeda: *crosses arms* Oh come on, it was about to get interesting

Sam: Well you can go ahead and seek out monsters and die if you want, but I think it’s time for us to go home now. *looks at Vlaid* Did you find what you were looking for?
Vlaid: Uh…not exactly, but I think I’ve got a new lead to work off of, so it’s fine.

Sam: Good! Let’s get out of here then.

Grage: *shrugs* Whatever. *opens a portal* We’ll go to your place first.

Jared: Sounds good to me. *goes through*

Everyone else: *follows*

BACK HOME…

Kaian: *still asleep*

Faith: *looking at him* …GET UP!!!

Kaian: *jumps* AH! What?

Faith: I think there’s something outside.

Kaian: Why can’t you look out there?

Faith: *glares at him*

Kaian: … *falls over dead*

Faith: Fine. *gets up and opens curtains* … *closes curtains*

*portal opens and Sam comes through with the others*

Sam: Home! Finally, away from that horrible place. And I managed to get away with these. *pulls some jewels out of her pockets* Hurrah!

Vlaid: You stole from a ancient temple?!

Sam: Johnson did too. *crosses arms and points* See?!

Johnson: *pats the giant golden banana*

Deep voice out of nowhere: OHHH, BANANA

Vlaid: …Eh.

Jared: I on the other hand, didn’t steal anything from a ancient temple, it was all them…just kidding. *pulls out a bunch of gold coins from his pocket*

Grage: Yeah, me too. *empties pockets of gold and other things*

Jaeda: *tugs on the incredibly jeweled necklace she’s wearing and shows off bracelets*

Vlaid: …Jeez, you guys… *shakes head*

Sam: Well it’s not like anyone cares…

Jared: Yeah, plus *sees Faith sitting on the couch again* THERE YOU ARE! Where were you when I needed you? I died at least five times in a ancient temple!

Faith: *shrug* I didn’t know where you were.

Jared: I was in the Vampire Realm.

Faith: Vampire…Realm?

Jared: …Oh that’s right…

Faith: Oh and by the way, there’s a demon outside.

Sam: *pauses counting her wealth* …WHAT?!

Jared: WHAT?!?!?!

Johnson: HWAH?!?!?!?!?

Faith: A demon, is outside.

Jared: *goes to curtains and opens them* …Heeey, there’s no demon, just a lot of houses, cars, and trees are destroyed.

Faith: Well…it was there.

Sam: *looks outside* Um…that demon didn’t happen to look like this, did it? *holds up a crudely drawn sketch she made*

Faith: *looks at it* …Hmm…yeah it did.

Grage: *looks at Sam* Why did you send it to your realm?

Sam: I DIDN’T MEAN TO!! I was aiming for Ezekiel or Dante’s castle!

Jared: Well you missed…horribly.

Sam: *sneef* And here I thought I’d perfected portal opening

Jaeda: Well you still suck. *looks at Grage* Should we go kill it now?

Grage: Yeah

Sam: Crap, you know this is very bad…don’t most humans not know about the Vampire Realm and monsters and whatever? News copters will swarm! SWARM!!

Jared: Then we have to find it, and send it back to the depths of a ancient temple!

Sam: That’s right! Before more innocent idiots are sent into insanity! …Or killed!

Jared: To the Heromobile!

*Batman music plays*

Sam: …We don’t have a car.

*batman music cuts off*

Jared: Oh yeah…

Geri: *steps in* I’ll help!

Sam: …Have you been in that shadowy corner the whole time?

Geri: Yeah…

Sam: Even before- Ah forget it, okay.

Geri: Okay! *grabs her leg and flies out the window*

Sam: AAAAHHHHHHhhhhhh… *screams fade into the distance*

Grage: *goes to the window as well* I’ll go too. Guess I should fly… *grows wings*
Vlaid: You need to stop ruining your clothes like that

Jaeda: Oh who cares, he’s loaded. Hey, carry me, I can’t fly.

Grage: *rolls eyes* Fine. *picks her up* Anyone else who’s coming can find their own way. *takes off*

Faith: *turns to Jared* We’d might as well help too huh?

Jared: Great! I’ll grab my stuff!

Faith: There’s no time! *grabs his arm and flies out the broken window too*

Vlaid: *left behind with Kaian* …Now what?

Kaian: *still dead*

Vlaid: …I don’t know how to bring people back to life…so…sorry *grows wings and leaves*

IN THE AIR…

Sam: *hanging upside down thousands of miles in the air* ..Can you go down more? We’re supposed to be looking for the monster

Geri: Kay. *snaps fingers and shoes turn off and they free fall*

Sam: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! You’re crazy. *looks at the ground which is coming more into view* I think we only need to be higher than the houses.

Geri: Sounds good to me, wake me when we get there. *falls asleep*

Sam: …AwwwWWWW. *sees Grage in the distance* HIIII GRAAAAGE!!!

Grage: *sees Sam and Geri falling to their fiery dooms* …What the hell are they doing?

Jaeda: I think it’s called ‘falling’

Grage: Shut up

Sam: WAKE UP WAKE UP!!

Geri: *gets up* Okay. *grabs Sam’s leg again and turns shoes on*

Sam: *sighs* …Now where are we? *looks around* We’re on the other side of the bridge…I think the monster would be on the other side.

Geri: Then let’s go check there. *rockets off*

Grage: *still around Sam and Jared’s neighborhood* It couldn’t have gotten far.

Jaeda: How could we miss seeing it? Maybe it’s in one of the houses it’s destroyed. Shouldn’t we be following the damage?

Grage: Yeah, probably. *looks around* It seems to like destroying fire hydrants…

Jaeda: After spending who knows how long in a ancient temple that’s not too surprising. It could just be stupid too, though.

Grage: Eh. Let’s check that way. *flies off*

Jaeda: I don’t really have much say there. *scanning the ground below* I see footprints.

Grage: Where? *looks down*

Sam: THERE IT IS!!! *points at the monster as she flies past with Geri*

Monster: *is currently chewing on some kid’s bike*

Geri: *stops and lands on the ground*

Sam: *gets up as Grage also lands beside her*

Faith: *lands too* Great spot to look Jared.

Jared: I thought for sure it was getting a slurpee. *sips on his*

Sam: It seems more interested in children’s bicycles than slurpees. *looks closer* It’s also ignoring us. *squints* …And is it just me, or is that bike really bloody?

Jared: *looks* Hmm…it is.

Sam: …We’ve failed to save an innocent child. We’re terrible, anyway, we should kill that monster for redemption

Jared: Then send the remains back.

Sam: Sounds good to me! We don’t want any evidence lying around

Jared: Then let’s get started! *whips out a golf club* HIYAHH!!! *runs towards it and starts hitting it*

Monster: *stops chewing on the bike and looks at Jared* … *roars and swings arm at him*

Jared: *goes flying thousands of miles away into a dumpster*

Faith: …Man, you have to really be on your toes for this job.

Sam: Yup…good luck with that.

Grage: Anyway…

Monster: *throws the bike away and it hits Vlaid who has just arrived*

Vlaid: OW!

Grage: Hey! *glares at the monster*

Monster: *roars and starts stomping towards them*

Faith: *pulls sword from nowhere*

Grage: No one throws bikes at Vlaid! *goes to attack it*

Sam: *turns to Faith* Shouldn’t you be finding Jared and healing his internal injuries?

Faith: Why? He’s right there. *points behind Sam* I have some things to do too. *runs towards monster*

Sam: *turns around and sees Jared there, drinking the same slurpee as before* Oh, what do you know.

Jared: Yup.

Sam: Well then. *goes over to Vlaid* Are you okay? That looked ouch.

Vlaid: I’m fine, don’t worry.

Jared: THAT looked ouch? Have you ever seen YOURSELF die? Now those look ouch.

Sam: All I can recall of my own deaths are the explosions and that monster ripping me to shreds. Seriously. Why, how else have I died?

Jared: I don’t know.

Vlaid: Really? Huh.

Sam: Oh! I also remember being crushed by that pillar. That was hilarious

Jared: It sure was. *looks over at the monster which is being pummeled by Faith and Grage* I dare not help again…but I should! *whips out golf club and runs towards it*

Monster: *trying to bat away Faith and Grage but hits Jared*

Jared: *goes flying thousands of miles away*

Sam: …Eh

Grage: *kicks the monster right in the face*

Monster: *roars in pain and gets stabbed by Faith’s sword*

Jaeda: *walks up and punches it in the stomach*

Sam: Aww…poor monster

Monster: *roars then gets an arrow through the head*

Jared: What the hell? Where did that come from?

Sam: It’s Robin Hood! *points*

Jared: *looks* Oh my God! It’s ROBIN HOOD!

Icarus: *jumps down from a house* Who the HELL are you talking about?!

Sam: Oh, it’s just Icarus. My mistake

Jared: Aww…I wanted an autograph.

Grage: *makes sure the monster is dead before walking over* Now what?

Sam: Now we send these remains back, and if anyone asks, we were never here when this occurred. In fact, this never occurred, they’re all crazy. *shifty eyes*

Vlaid: *looks around* I don’t think anyone else was here though.

Sam: There were victims and ‘accidents’ though. *shrug* It’ll be nuts, but whatever.

Jared: Now send this thing back to hell!

Sam: I shall open the portal to a ancient temple! *goes to open one*

Vlaid: Wait, shouldn’t I-

Sam: Too late! *has opened a portal*

*wave of pure evil seeps out*

Faith: *looks quickly at the portal* …

Sam: *shivers* A ancient temple sure got meaner…maybe I’ll give these back and it’ll be happy. *holds out some jewels*

Johnson: *appears out of nowhere and holds up giant golden banana fearfully*

Jared: *surrenders his coins*

Grage: *staring at the portal, which has wafts of darkness coming out* That doesn’t look like any portal I’ve seen before…

Faith: *looks* …Hm… this portal…the inside… *stares* can’t possibly be! *takes out an Angel Guidebook and flips through the pages* Oh no…

Jaeda: What?

Faith: According to this guide, and this complicated diagram, this portal leads to the Realm of the Damned. In other words, what we’re dealing with is what you people call…Hell. *lightning flashes*

Jared: *looks in* Sam…when I said send it back to hell…I didn’t mean literally.

Sam: *stares at the portal* That’s nonsense, a portal to hell…I never knew there was a place like this to open a portal to! That can’t be…a…what the hell is that? *points at shadowy hands that are beginning to claw their way out of the portal*

Vlaid: I think you should close the portal…

Jared: Yes, close it! Come on! Looks dark and scary.

Sam: *tries* …Uh…I can’t.

Jared: WHAT?! …Oh. *walks away*

Vlaid: Well, here, let me try. *tries to close it, but it’s just getting bigger despite his efforts*

Grage: Hell huh? *goes and looks in* Doesn’t look that fiery to me. *gets grabbed by a bunch of shadowy hands and pulled in* HEY!!

Vlaid: GRAGE!
Sam: Jeebus damn it Grage!

Kaian: *runs over* So you think you can get to Hell before me do you?! I’ll show you! I’ll show you all! *runs into the portal*

Sam: …Well, Grage and Kaian have officially gone straight to hell. Are you happy now Jared? HUH?!?! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!?!?

Jared: Mmm hmm.

Sam: Oh, FINE! *crosses arms and pouts* HARRUMPH!!

Jared: *looks at portal again* I wonder if they’ll get out soon…

Sam: …Looks like something’s getting out. *points at some shadowy figures that are crawling out, some standing up as their forms shed the darkness* …They’re ugly.

Jared: Then it HAS to be them!

Sam: Man, Grage’s stinging sarcasm has a much better tone than your insults

Jared: I wasn’t being sarcastic.

Sam: I wasn’t referring to your insults as sarcasm, I was referring to them as insults

Jaeda: You know, there are horrible creatures crawling out from the depths of hell and feasting upon the remains of a monster that we killed.

Jared: Yeah we know.

Sam: Look at that one! *points* …I’m going to name him Willard.

Jared: *looks at her* Seriously?

Sam: Of course. Willard is the perfect name for such a funny looking silhouette. *looks at it* I wonder why it’s still a silhouette while the others- OH MY GOD!! *sees another creature that isn’t a silhouette tearing it’s way out of the portal and shoving other creatures back* IT’S THE SAME THING

Jaeda: Damn it, we just killed that. *looks where its remains used to be and there’s no trace*

Vlaid: *is forced back by the monster that has just torn through, but is trying to get closer to the portal* Grage!! *looks in* I can’t see anything…

Icarus: *shooting monsters only to find out that they aren’t staying dead* These things don’t want to die.

Sam: No thing wants to die unless they’re emos. And they’re just going to hell, and that portal is just getting bigger! *looks at Faith* And what are YOU doing in the midst of this? You’re the angel here!

Faith: I had no involvement in this, this is YOUR problem. *flies away*

Sam: What?! JARED’S GONNA DIE AGAIN, YOU CRAPPY ANGEL!

Faith: *comes back and lands on ground* Jared won’t die, but you will. *glares at her*

Sam: AGH!! You’re…wrong…Jared’s deadoverthere. *dies*

Jared: What the hell are you talking about? I’m right here.

Monster: *swipes his hand forward in front of him at Jared and rips him in two*

Faith: … *takes out paper and writes* I have to act faster next time… *paper disappears*

Sam: *revival!* That’s right. Uh, does Heaven know about this? Hey, I have another question too, I’ve been wondering this since I found out they exist, do I have a guardian whatchamajiggeracallit too?

Faith: Yup.

Sam: *looks around* Well where the HELL?!? *looks at portal which has monsters pouring out of it* Not you!

Jared: I wonder, no I don’t.

Icarus: *getting his ankles grabbed by monsters* You guys COULD help you know? *stomps them*

Sam: Yeah, yeah. Hey aren’t you invincible?

Icarus: That doesn’t matter, the point is- *head gets grabbed by something and he gets pulled into the portal*

Sam: …I think we can all rest easy knowing that even if he wasn’t invincible, he’d have ended up there anyway like Grage and Kaian.

Kaian: *gets tossed out of the portal and lands beside Sam*

Sam: Oh, speak of the- …Kaian.

Vlaid: *goes over and pulls him up* Hey! Where is Grage?

Kaian: Grage!? *looks behind him at the portal* Trust me, you DO NOT want to see him! *breaks free and runs off*

Vlaid: Wha- why? What?! What did they do to him?!?! *looks at the portal*

Sam: … *looks at it* What if they MUTILATED HIM?!?! AHHHHH!!! AHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *sips a McDonald’s drink loud and annoyingly* Ahhh…. AHHHH!!!! AHHHHH- *smacked* Ow!

Vlaid: Cut it out. *looks at the portal worriedly* What if something horrible is happening to him?

Jaeda: He’s in Hell, of course something horrible is happening to him. Jeez.

Sam: Yeah, you see? Everything will be okay.

Vlaid: *distressed*

*More monsters are pouring out of the portal and spreading out, rampaging down the streets and causing chaos*

Jared: So…we’re screwed with this thing open? Cause if we are I think that we-

*deep, rumbling growl echoes from the portal, and the monsters near it take off*

Sam: …What the hell was that?

Vlaid: You know, using that word in such a way right now is-

Sam: Oh who GIVES A DAMN

Vlaid: I don’t know… *looks at the portal*

*deep growl turns into a terrifying roar, and other monsters start clamoring their way out of the portal*

Sam: Something…big is coming

Jared: I wonder…no I don’t.

Sam: …Is it…is it Godzilla?

Jaeda: Godzilla doesn’t sound like that, you moron.

Sam: I know… *hangs head in shame*

*suddenly, the few monsters that are near the portal, still making their way out, are shoved forward violently by a large clawed hand*

Something: *starts pulling itself out of the portal*

Jared: …What the hell is that?

Vlaid: No, no. It’s what the FUCK is that?!

Sam: *gives Vlaid a weird look before nodding* Yeah…and why does it give me really, really bad memories?

*another roar is heard from the portal*

Jared: *shudders* And that one…it’s weird.

*something big leaps from the portal right at Jared*

Jared: AH!!! *gets killed*

Faith: *turns around and sees Jared dead* …DAMN IT!

Sam: *shrieks* What the fuck is THAT?!

Jared: *points* I-I-It’s Icarus! AHHHH!!!! *runs down the street screaming and waving his arms wildly*

Sam: *looks up at him* …Icarus…?

Icarus: *looks down and growls*

Faith: *takes out sword again and jumps at him*

Icarus: *swings arm and smashes her right into a house*

Faith: …Ow…

Sam: Uh…uh… *backing away* Hey…Icarus. How are you on this fine afternoon? Would you care for some piping hot tea? *holds out a little teacup*

Icarus: *screeches and smashes her deep into the ground*

Sam: *just not there anymore*

Jaeda: Oh, for fuck’s sake. What am I doing here not having fun? *goes and starts slaughtering lesser demons*

Icarus: *stomps off down the street*

Sam: *gets up from the mile deep handprint wearily* Uhh… *holds head* Man, what a climb. That really hurt.

*same deep, rumbling growl as before echoes from the portal, and that clawed hand starts coming out again*

Sam: …I thought Icarus already came out from there.

Jared: Maybe...maybe it’s not him, but something else?

Jaeda: *looks over from where she’s ripping the head off of a demon* No shit, Sherlock, he’s over there. *points down the street where Icarus is busy massacring*

Sam: …Okay then. What the freaking HELL is that? *points to the portal, where something huge is pulling itself out of the growing portal*

Vlaid: *just staring* I…do not know.

Jaeda: You guys are fucking useless! *has ripped the head off of that demon, and is currently beating it up with the head as it is still trying to strangle her*

*horrible, screeching roar from the dark creature that has emerged from the portal*

Thing: *stands to it full height and lifts it’s head up and swipes any and all other demons that are near away*

Poor, unfortunate demons: *go flying a distance away, and are pretty much bloody chunky messes from the blow*

Sam: *staring at it with Vlaid* …Whoa.

Jaeda: *has managed to get away from the demon she was fighting earlier by punching it in the gut and ripping it apart* THANK you for your help, I mean, GAWD. I wouldn’t be alive to tell my story if it hadn’t been for YOU GUYS!!! *stops and looks at the thing growling and pacing slowly near the portal* What the fuck?

Sam: We don’t know. But it’s freaky, I’m getting weird vibes from it.

Jared: You know, now would be a good time to go and tell everyone back at home that a portal to hell was opened.

Sam: Why, that’s a grand idea. *tells Kari and Samaya through the mind link*

Jaeda: *looking at the huge creature* Hell sure has some cool stuff

Sam: Yeah, I know. Get used to it now, because we’ll be spending an eternity there.

Jaeda: Shut up.

Thing: *stops its pacing and is looking straight at them, growling*

Jared: *backing away* You know…I’m going to go home now, this’ll be all better tomorrow. *runs off*

Sam: …NO IT WON’T!! *runs in circles screaming*

Thing: *starts pacing again and seems to be in discomfort, dragging its left hand across the ground repeatedly*

Jaeda: What the hell is it doing?

Vlaid: I don’t know...maybe we should get out of here while it’s distracted anyway, I don’t think we could take it on by ourselves.

Jaeda: Pff…yeah, fine. *starts to go back towards Sam and Jared’s house, which is currently being rampaged by lesser demons*

Thing: *is stomping around angrily before it finally stops and starts gnawing at its left hand*

Sam: …Does it have a thorn?

Vlaid: Come on, we shouldn’t be just standing around here. *starts pulling her along with him*

Sam: But, but I want to see what it’s doing…

Thing: *suddenly bites one of its fingers off and spits it away*

Sam: *gets hit in the forehead* AH!

Vlaid: What? *looks at the finger on the ground* …Did it just bite its finger off?

Sam: *rubs forehead* Yes…don’t ask why, how the friggen DAMN IT would I know?

Vlaid: I wasn’t going to ask why- *sees something shiny on the finger* Eh? *looks closer*

Sam: Whazzat? *looks at it too* Man, no wonder that thing was all mad, there’s something cutting right in there! *starts poking the bitten off finger with a stick*

Vlaid: Stop it! …What is that?

Thing: *lets out another angry sounding roar and starts making its way down the street*

Sam: *looks over at the monster, and then to the portal where more demons and such are beginning to crawl out again* No idea, here, let’s bring this home- *picks up the finger with a pair of barbeque tongs and puts it in a Ziploc bag* -and we’ll see there so as not to be stomped to death, or shredded to shreds.

Vlaid: …Right, let’s go. *grabs her arms and flies off to her hoose*

DOWN THE STREET…AT SAM AND JARED’S HOOSE

Vlaid: *lands on the sidewalk and they look at the house, which is on fire and being ransacked by monsters* …

Sam: …Um…maybe we should go to Seto’s. He’s further!

Vlaid: *looks around* Where’s your brother? …And Jaeda?

Jaeda: *walks up from down the street* Thanks for waiting, it means so much to me.

Sam: You can tone down the sarcasm, thank you very much.

Jaeda: Fuck you

Sam: Anyway, yeah, where the hell is Jared? And whoever else hasn’t left the country?

Jared: We all went to that person’s house.

Sam: What person?

Jared: Whatshisface’s uhh…the rich guy.

Sam: Bill Gates?

Jared: No, Kaian’s that’s it, they all went to Kaian’s.

Sam: Oh. Well, I don’t know where that is.

*car drives up*

Jared: That’s alright, she’ll drive us there. *points*

Sam: *looks* Hey, it’s Maya!

Samaya: *rolls window down* Get in the car, already!

Sam: *in the back seat* Will do.

Samaya: Wha- *looks over at where she used to be, then at her* … *sigh*

Vlaid: *gets in the car with Jaeda and Jared*

Samaya: Let’s get out of here. *drives off* …Is it just me, or is it getting dark a little too early? *looks out the windshield*

Sam: *looks at the time* 2 pm…yeah, it’s pretty dark out. Maybe we’re reverting into the ice age time cycle.

Jaeda: *rolls eyes* It could also, quite possibly, have something to do with that portal to Hell you ripped open.

Sam: I did not rip it open!

Jaeda: Yes you did, you moron. Can’t open portals…

Sam: Shut up!

Vlaid: … *looking behind the car where the portal can still be seen getting even bigger in the distance* I hope Grage can get out…

Sam: Ah, he won’t let something like Hell stop him.

Johnson: Hoohwah. *nod*

Sam: Hey Johnson, you’re still carrying that around?
Johnson: Hwah. *holds onto the giant golden banana*

Deep voice out of nowhere: OHHH, BANANA!

Sam: …Meh. Oh! That reminds me. *takes out that Ziploc bag with the finger inside*

Samaya: *looks through rear view mirror* Ugh, what is that?

Sam: A horrible nightmare inducing creature chewed it off and spit it out, I wanted to know why. *squints at it* It looks like something is seriously cutting off the circulation here. You can barely see what it is.

Jaeda: Give me that. *takes the bag and gets the finger out* Hm… *pulls it apart and whatever was around the finger falls on her lap* There we go… *rolls the window down and tosses the finger remains out*

Vlaid: *looks over* What is it?

Jaeda: *picks it up, and raises an eyebrow* …It’s a ring… *turns it around and studies it* It kinda looks like-

Sam: I WANNA SEE!! *steals it and stares at it for five minutes straight* …I’m bored. *hands it to Vlaid*

Samaya: *drives into a garage and parks the car* We’re here.

Jared: Good. *gets out*

Sam: Come on, Vlaid! *grabs his arm and pulls him out before he can really look at the ring he’s holding*

Vlaid: Okay, okay. *puts the ring in his pocket*

Samaya: Come on, everyone else is in the basement. *goes to the door and opens it, and leads everyone inside*

Sam: Cools, I don’t think I’ve ever been inside Kaian’s hoose before! *looks around* I’m bored.

Samaya: Go sit in the yard then.

Sam: …Is there a swingy chair?

Samaya: …A swingy chair?

Sam: You know, a chair that swings.

Samaya: …Just come with us. *goes and knocks on the basement door* Hey, we’re back.

*footsteps are heard coming up the stairs*

Kaian: *opens door* Fantastic, come on hurry up. *steps to the side and lets them in* Don’t want to give us away. *closes door and goes back downstairs*

Jared: *looks around* This is your basement?! Holy crap, there’s a pool table, a poker table, a table table, a bar, a dart board- *goes on naming all the things*

Sam: HOLY CRAP. *points* A RUG

Jaeda: *goes and sits down on one of the couches* Well, what are we doing here?

Kaian: I don’t know, but something has to be done.

Sam: *goes and sits down on a couch too, then starts eating the Doritos on the table* Indeed. *wearing a top hat and a monocle, and has a curly mous-tache*

Jared: I wonder if Grage made it out of Hell yet…

Sam: Well, Kaian and…Icarus did…hey, why was Icarus in his monster form anyway?

Jared: I don’t know, let’s find him and ask him! *gets off chair and almost runs up the stairs*

*Kaian, Seth, Geri, Matthew and Hailey all start yelling at him telling him to stop*

Some voice from nowhere: MORON!

Sam: *mouth too full of Doritos to speak, so she just shakes her fist*

Jared: Okay, so why was he in his monster form? Anyone? How aboot you? *points at Seth*

Seth: Well, according to my tests, *rolls in a white board out of nowhere and starts writing all this complicated stuff on it really fast* when Icarus’ Dark Aura is infused with emotions such as anger and hatred, there is a fusion process which jumpstarts the transformation progression in a way that cannot be controlled. Now, since he was in “Hell” you can only imagine the amount of these feelings he was receiving all at once. This brings me to the conclusion that he is currently in a state that he is unable to reverse since the portal remains open, and that is that.

Sam: Why, that sounds perfectly logical. Would you care for some tea, my good sir? *holds out a tea cup, and is still wearing that monocle, top hat and curly mous-tache ensemble*

Seth: No.

Matthew: So…he’s stuck like that huh? *puts arm around Hailey* Looks like you’ll need someone else huh?

Hailey: *grabs his hand, rips his arm off and beats him over the head with it* Hell no!

Jaeda: *points and laughs*

Vlaid: *has been waiting and listening, then remembers about the ring and brings it out to look at it* Huh… *stares at it* … *slowly brings his left hand up and compares the rings* ………………Uh…guys?

Geri: What?

Sam: *looks over* What’s goin’ OWNNNNNNN?!?!?!?

Vlaid: …This…this is Grage’s wedding ring.

*silence*

Jared: …AHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! No I’m kidding *gasps loudly*

Sam: Why the goddamn fricken would a monster steal Grage’s wedding ring only to chew its finger off because of it later?

Everyone: *stares at Sam*

Sam: …What?

Jared: You idort! That monster WAS Grage!

Vlaid: …Grage isn’t a monster though!

Sam: … *cough* Um…on the contrary, you see, a long, long time ago-

Jaeda: He was born a monster. Don’t be too shocked, it’s pretty reasonable considering where he came from in the first place.

Sam: You know, that’s a blow to your ego too.

Jaeda: So what, I’m still better than you.

Some guy: *gets all up in Sam’s face* OH! YOU GOT BURNED!! *disappears*

Sam: AWWW

Vlaid: …You mean that thing…was really Grage?

Sam: Yeah… *thinks* I’ve never seen his first form before now.

Jaeda: How do you know that’s his first form?

Sam: I don’t, I’ve never seen it before. Maybe Kari would know!

*silence*

Sam: *looks around, then at Samaya* I thought I told both of you about this!

Samaya: *sigh* Well, she’s going to be here soon, I asked her to meet up with me earlier, but she was busy.

Sam: Oh. Well still, maybe she knows, since she saw one of his forms.

Vlaid: …How come he never told me about this before?

Sam: Gee, I don’t know. Maybe he didn’t feel like it. *thinks* …Yeah, that sounds about right.

Seth: Hmm…if that’s true then… *erases white board and begins all over again* I’ve noticed that too… *finishes filling the entire board* Yes, both Grage and Icarus are stuck in their demon forms. In Grage’s case, the reason is a bit different, but it’s basically caused by the same source, an overload of negative emotions. *flips white board over and begins writing on that side* But, as the portal gets bigger more emotions are flooding out. This will make them transform even further, they still have a mind of their own at the moment, but if we wait any longer we may lose any hope of getting them back at all.

Sam: Oh no!

Vlaid: Oh no!

Hailey: Oh no!

Kool-Aid Man: *bursts through wall…somehow* OH YEAH!!!

Sam: …I wondered if that would work.

*knock at the door upstairs*

Kaian: *looks at the wall* …That’s…CONCRETE! We’re underground! CHRIST! Anyway, I got the door. *goes up the stairs*

Sam: *looks at the concrete wall that’s all shattered, then at the Kool-Aid Man* …Would you care for some tea, my good sir? *top hat, monocle, mous-tache, you got it Joe*

Kool-Aid Man: OH NOOO!!! *fades away*

Sam: o.O *shrugs and sips tea loud and annoyingly*

Kari: *comes down the basement stairs followed by Kaian* Sorry I’m late! I had to help Ryou find a safe place to hide, but it didn’t go so well. So they’re here too.

Ryou: *right behind her with the twins* Hello!

Jared: *goes up to him* AHERM! Allo’ thar, wood ya loike some tay?

Ryou: No thank you, my good sir.

Jared: Okay. *goes and sits back down*

Sam: So, now that we’re all here…hey wait, we’re not all here! I have to call Seto!
Jaeda: He’s probably dead.

Sam: You shut up! SHUT UP! *grabs the half empty bowl of Doritos and runs to the corner to call Seto*

Kari: ^^” So, where are these guys going to stay? *motions to Amane and Amon*

Kaian: They can stay with my kids, *looks around* whom I thought I left somewhere…eh, I’ll find them later.

Samaya: They’re probably with Kaian playing somewhere… *calls* Kaian! Where are you?!

Kaian: I’m right here.

Samaya: Not YOU!

Kaian: Oh…okay then.

Baby Kaian: *looks in the room* Here!

Samaya: Hey Kai. Look who’s here to play with you!

Amane and Amon: Hi Kaian! *go over*

Kari: Aww. See, they’ll be okay. *pats Ryou’s shoulder*

Samaya: Seth is here too, somewhere…anyway, you guys will be okay.

Vlaid: Anyway, shouldn’t we be going out there and doing something? I can’t lose Grage!

Jared: Yeah what the hell? Why are we just sitting around eating doughnuts? When something must be done!

Sam: *looks over from the dark corner she’s in* I don’t know, I’m eating Doritos though. Also, Kaian, I thought you should know that you’re out of Doritos.

Kaian: That’s your fault.

Sam: *walks over away from the shadowy corner* Anyway, I called Seto and he’s in New York right now and doesn’t believe me again.

Jared: He never believes anything you say.

Sam: Which is blasphemy! BLASPHEMY I SAY! I mean, seriously, considering everything. You hear that Seto? BLASPHEMY!! *still has the phone on*

Seto: *on other line* Yeah, whatever, I know your group is crazy and you all get into stupid stuff. But Hell does not exist.

Sam: But I proved it! I ripped a portal open and everything and now there are demons spilling out and Grage and Icarus are horrible monsters!

Seto: I already knew they were.

Sam: You’re not even listening.

Seto: Uhuh…

Sam: Seto?

Seto: I’ll talk to you later. Bye *hangs up*

Sam: … Curses! *takes top hat off, throws it to the ground and stomps on it*

Kaian: *looks around and notices that Vlaid, Jaeda and Hailey are gone* …Hey, did anyone see those guys leave?

Sam: Who’s a whatsit? *looks around* Oh. Nope. *perks up* We should follow them!

Jared: Then it shall be! But someone has to stay behind and watch after the kids, not that I care but…whatever. *heads upstairs followed by Kaian, Matthew, Geri and Seth*

Sam: Hmm…hm…HMMM…hm…Kari

Kari: I’ll stay with Ryou, if that’s okay.

Samaya: Seth is here too.

Sam: Yeshums! I’m going now. Samaya, you come too!

Samaya: …Fine. *goes with her up the stairs and they close the door behind them*

OUTSIDE…

Kaian, Matthew, Geri, Seth, Jared, Sam, and Samaya: *walking in a row all slow motion in a field with the sun behind them, shining dramatically…with epic music*

Sam: You know, if we keep up this pace, we may get there before that darkness is shrouding the entire earth. *points at the sky, which is already like night* It’s only about 3 now.

Jared: Yeah alright let’s go.

Everyone: *starts walking normally*

Sam: Let’s take the bus

Jared: Hmm…THERE IT IS! *points to a bus which is on its side, flaming and covered with blood*

Sam: …Oookay, never mind. *looks at Kaian* Well? You’ve got a car don’t you?

Kaian: Sure do.

Sam: Let’s go then! DAMN IT

Kaian: OR! *snaps fingers and a helicopter lands beside them*

Sam: Hi Reggie! *waves* He’s nowhere near as cool as Roland, but he’s still cool. Let’s a go!

Everyone: *get into helicopter and it takes off*

Jared: I wonder where they are… *looks out* There they are! No wait…that’s just a tree.

Tree: *screeches like Godzilla from where it’s standing and shakes a branch at them*

Sam: …I had just forgotten about that tree, too.

Jared: The horrid memories.

SOMEWHERE ON THE GROUND…

Hailey, Jaeda and Vlaid: *running away from a giant army of demons*

Hailey: Aren’t you a Shapeshifter?

Vlaid: Half. But yeah!

Hailey: Can you turn into something to hold them off?

Vlaid: I can try!

Jaeda: *running beside them* Well, hurry up then!

Vlaid: Okay! *stops and turns around before turning into a large brick wall*

Jaeda: *slows down in running a bit and turns around* A WALL? What?!

Vlaid: It was the only thing I could think of on such short notice, just run away!

Jaeda: Ugh…

Demons: *still running straight at Vlaid, and all of them just faze right through him and keep charging at Jaeda and Hailey*

Jaeda: …What a waste of time

Vlaid: *changes back right away with a strange look on his face* …I feel violated.

Jaeda: *turns to Hailey* Well, we gotta try and kill em, at least then they’ll be forced back into Hell for a while.

Hailey: Alright then.

Jaeda: Hn. *turns to go and attack some of the demons in front when she notices they have all stopped* …Why did they stop?

Hailey: *goes beside her* I don’t know…

Vlaid: *also standing still behind the demons in front of him, staring behind Jaeda and Hailey* You guys…

Demons: *start panicking and turning around to run*

*low snarls are heard from behind Jaeda and Hailey, and they both turn around*

Jaeda: Oh shit…

Hailey: Ditto.

Grage: *steps into the light of a street lamp and glares at every one of them before letting out a roar*

Vlaid: Grage…

Jaeda: *turns to Hailey* Come on. *goes and runs back to where Vlaid is* What do we do?

Hailey: *goes over to where they are*

Vlaid: I…I don’t know, I don’t think we can change them back unless the portal is closed, but-

Hailey: Try talking to him, maybe he’ll recognize you.

Vlaid: But…

Grage: *starts stomping towards them and lets out a strange hissing sound before staring right at him*

Vlaid: …Grage?

Grage: *stays still for a few moments, until he glares at Hailey and Jaeda*

Jaeda: …I think we should leave.

Hailey: Yeah… *leaves*

Grage: *suddenly strikes out at Jaeda surprisingly fast, and she just barely dodges it*

Jaeda: Ah! You son of a bitch! I’m gonna kill you once you’re back to normal. *gets swiped at again and she jumps away* Take care of this idiot, huh? *runs off*

Grage: *goes in the direction she left in and starts smashing other things, completely destroying a car and obliterating a poor, innocent mailbox*

Vlaid: *takes a deep breath and steps towards him cautiously* Grage… Grage!!

Grage: *eventually seems to calm down and turns to Vlaid*

Vlaid: ...Are you…okay? *sees that the finger Grage bit off before has grown back*

Grage: *growls softly and starts coming towards him* …Vlaid…

Vlaid: You can still talk? *goes closer* Why are you doing this?

Grage: *shakes head and growls*

Vlaid: *looks confused for a moment* Okay, so…you can’t really talk. But you recognize me, that’s good. *looks up at him* I didn’t know you were like this…

Grage: *lets out a low purr and stares at him*

Vlaid: Well, don’t worry. We just have to close that portal, and you’ll be okay. Um…you’re not going to attack everyone if I bring you back with me, are you?

Grage: *narrows eyes and flicks his tail menacingly, but stays silent*

Vlaid: *watches him* Hm…let’s go.

IN THE AIR…

Sam: *tossing popcorn out the door* Bad demons! BAD! Wait, you don’t deserve my popcorn. *stops throwing it*

Reggie: *looks down* Kaian! I think I see something!

Kaian: Where?

Reggie: *points* Near that burning house.

Kaian: *sticks head out the door and looks* Great, set down near there. *goes and sits back down*

Jared: What is it?

Kaian: We may have found Grage or Icarus.

Sam: *looks down and squints at a monster rampaging down the street* …It’s Icarus

Kaian: *looks down again* You’ll never know.

Sam: No, I do know, Grage didn’t have those spike thingies on his arms

Kaian: *looks again* How the hell did you see those?

Sam: I squinted. It’s what we do.

Kaian: Right.

Sam: So, are we landing? …Or are we just going to try and close the portal?

Seth: We have to close the portal last.

Samaya: How come?

Seth: If we close the portal now, it will result in a total mind-blanking for Icarus and Grage, they have to see us before we do anything to the portal. Also, if their minds are blanked, they will become so hostile towards everyone, it will be impossible for them to return to normal.

Jared: …How the HELL do you figure these things out?

Seth: I have my ways.

*helicopter lands*

Sam: So…how do we know when to close it then? Also, how do we close it anyway? It just keeps getting bigger.

Seth: *gets out* I’ll have to figure that out soon.

Jared: *gets out too* Come on everybody…do the hamster dance.

Sam: Dee da dee da dee dee do do, dee da dee d-

Samaya: No. Just…no. Stop it.

Sam: Aww… *follows her out of the helicopter as well*

Jared: Alright, let’s try and approach him.

Sam: Isn’t that stupid?

Jared: Yes! But it will might work.

Sam: …Well, when you put it that way.

Seth: No! That’s a stupid idea, right now, Grage and Icarus will only respond to those who have an important bond with them. If you two go, he’ll kill you. You know what I mean? Grage will probably only listen to Vlaid, and Icarus will probably only listen to Hailey.

Sam: Huh? …Ohh…well, then Grage should listen to me too! *points to self all self assuredly* I’M his bestest friend.

Seth: No he won’t.

Sam: *pout* You just don’t know him.

Seth: Fine, if you’re so sure go and try to tell him something when we find him, if he kills you…you owe me ten bucks.

Sam: TEN BUCKS?! I don’t have that kind of money. I’ll give you an I.O.U.

Seth: Fine by me.

Sam: Well, either that or a corm, we’ll see. But I doubt you’ll get anything at all since Grage would never kill me. *sticks nose in the air* HARRUMPH!

Jared: So what the hell do we do about Icarus?

Seth: We find Hailey, and bring her over here.

Jared: But that’ll take forever!

Geri: I’ll go find her.

Jared: Sounds good to-

Geri: *already gone*

Jared: …me.

Sam: Um…if we needed Hailey first before we could have any hope of approaching Icarus without getting slaughtered, why did we land…?

Seth: Well he’s not going to stay here forever, we need to distract him…get his attention…it’s life-threatening yes but…

Sam: Well, it looks like he’s feasting on the corpses of those demons over there right now.

Samaya: Perhaps we should just keep an eye on him until Hailey gets here.

Seth: That works too.

Sam: Hey look! *points* Something else is trying to eat Icarus’…lovely meal. No, no, he’s dead now, never mind.

Jared: I’m sure that pile of corpses will keep him busy until Geri-

Geri: *returns with Hailey* I’m back.

Jared: Arrives.

Sam: Finally! It’s been two minutes.

Samaya: Icarus is over there. *points*

Hailey: *looks* Damn, well alright I’ll try it out. *goes over*

Sam: *continues eating her popcorn and sipping her drink loud and annoyingly*

Samaya: *looks at Sam* Where the HELL do you keep getting those?

Sam: …McDonald’s.

Jared: They sell popcorn at McDonalds?

Sam: Ohh, the popcorn. No, this is made in a microwave

Samaya: That doesn’t answer my question at all.

Sam: *shrug*

Icarus: *smashing other demons away that get close*

Hailey: *goes behind him* Hey! Icarus!

Icarus: *turns around and growls*

Hailey: No no no, don’t you give me that, listen you, I’m Hailey, your wife.

Icarus: *sees the others not too far away and roars loudly*

Hailey: Hey! I’m down here, not over there, you don’t kill anyone over there. *looks* Except for him *points at Matthew* you can kill him.

Icarus: *looks down at her* Hailey…

Hailey: Good for you, now come on. *walks back to the others*

Icarus: *follows*

Sam: Hi Icarus! *wearing her brilliant disguise*

Icarus: *sees a tree* … *roars at it and smashes it into the ground*

Sam: *dead*

Samaya: Why did he smash a tree? How random. And where did Sam go?

Jared: I don’t know, and I don’t know.

Sam: *reappears without her brilliant disguise on* So, I guess we should be looking for Grage now then, huh?

Jared: Indeed, let us be off!

Sam: Icarus won’t fit in the helicopter.

Seth: Well that’s alright, we’ll just put him in a special containment center until we can restore him to normal.

Jared: Won’t it break?

Seth: Nope, it’s reinforced with three layers of diamond.

Sam: Where and how did you get that much diamonds?

Seth: I collected it over a few months, I found most of it right under some houses, it’s amazing that I found that much in such a short period of time.

Sam: …I didn’t know diamonds grew under houses.

Samaya: Don’t be stupid. Anyway, let’s get going now.

Jared: Sounds good! *points to the helicopter* GET TO THE CHOPPAAHHH!!!

Sam: *GETS TO THE CHOPPAAHHH, followed by everyone else*

Hailey: *looking at Icarus* Now you just follow us okay?

Icarus: *growls*

Hailey: Fantastic, alright let’s go.

Helicopter: *lifts off*

Sam: …Hey, weren’t Jaeda and Vlaid with you, Hailey? Where are they?

Hailey: Vlaid was with Grage and Jaeda…I don’t know.

Sam: You mean you FOUND Grage?! Why didn’t you say anything?

Hailey: You never asked.

Sam: …Oh. Well, whereabouts was he?

Hailey: *looks out the door* Over there. *points*

Kaian: *goes over to Reggie* We have the whereabouts of Grage, he’s right over there. *points where Hailey pointed*

Reggie: Gotcha. *turns helicopter to the right*

Jared: *spots a backpack hanging from a hook* Hey what’s that?

Sam: *grabs a similar one off of another hook* I dunno. *reads the sign above the hook* E…mer…gency…para…chutes?

Jared: *grabs the other one* What the hell is an emergency parachute?

Sam: Oh! *puts on the backpack* It’s a parachute!

Jared: Of course! *puts it on*

Kaian: You guys better not be touching my stuff back there!

Sam: We’re not, I swear. *looks out the door* You know, I always wanted to try something like skydiving.

Jared: Indeed, let’s go! *jumps out*

Sam: Hurray! *goes to jump out after him*

Samaya: *looks back* Would you guys quiet down, you’re really- *sees what Sam’s doing* HEY!! You moron, stop that!! *reaches to grab her but she fails* …Kaian?

Kaian: What’s that?

Samaya: …Sam and Jared just jumped out of the helicopter wearing backpacks.

Kaian: WHAT!? *goes to the door and looks down* Damn it! *looks at the sign* They took the wrong ones! Those were my novelty joke parachutes! …Eh. *shrugs and goes to sit back down*

Samaya: What do you mean?

Kaian: Well…you know those old cartoons?

DOWN THERE…

Sam: *falling* I found the string! Is this the right string?!

Jared: I hope so! That ground is coming at us pretty fast now!

Sam: Okay, pull on three! One! Two! THREE!

*both yank on the strings*

Sam: *backpack opens and silverware spills out everywhere* …

Jared: *backpack opens and a bunch of bricks fly out* …The emergency cord! *pulls his and more bricks fly out*

Sam: *has already pulled hers to reveal more forks and spoons* …WE’RE DOOMED!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Both: *rocketing towards the ground leaving trails of smoke behind them*

Jared: *takes off backpack and tosses it aside* Well damn…

Sam: *stops screaming and crosses arms* Guess we’re screwed.

Jared: Yeah…yeah…

*few seconds later*

Sam: *smashes into a dumpster, sending garbage everywhere*

Jared: *falling* aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *lands on a pile of broken glass on the concrete beside the dumpster*

Sam: *eventually manages to lift herself out of the dumpster* …Eeegh…

Faith: *runs over while looking up* Where is he!? *looks around then looks down* Oh…there you are.

Jared: *stands up with glass and needles sticking out of him* A little late.

Faith: Well…I’m still working on it, don’t worry, one of these days I will save you from death! *flies away*

Sam: *jumps down onto the ground from the dumpster and brushes herself off* Well, now what?

Jared: Now we- *gets crushed by the bricks that came out of his parachute*

Sam: … *gets rained on by forks and spoons* AH! Ouch.

Jared: *under a pile of bricks, then the parachute itself lands on top*

Sam: …Shame, that.

Jared: I know. *gets up*

Faith: *flies back all quick but sees all the bricks* Damn it! I’m five seconds late. Maybe I should just stay with you then huh?

Jared: Sounds good.

Sam: Yep. Anyway, let’s try and find the others again before we’re eaten by…whatever those are. *points at a small group of things scuttling about*

Jared: *looks* What are those?

Sam: *shrug* How should I know? I’m not familiar with the contents of Hell yet.

Scuttly things: *all stop scuttling and peer at them from the shadows with glowing eyes*

Sam: …Hm…let’s go this way. *turns in the opposite direction and walks straight into a wall*

Jared: No, let’s go this way! *turns right and goes through an open door*

Sam: *rubs nose* Ow…kay fine. *follows him through the door with Faith and shuts the door behind them before anything else can get in* …It’s dark in here!

Jared: It’s dark out there too.

Sam: Yeah, but it’s really, really dark in here! I can’t see anything.

Jared: Neither can I, that’s why I brought this. *lights a match then uses it to light a flashlight*

Sam: I’m not sure how that works, but hurray, I can see again! *looks around* Uh, where are we anyway?

Jared: I don’t know, it looks like a house though.

*noise from upstairs*

Sam: …I think someone’s here. Maybe it’s a survivor! You know, I haven’t seen a single live person since we opened that portal besides most of our group.

Jared: Yeah…let’s go check it out. *begins searching for the stairs*

Sam: Shouldn’t we find a light switch? Well maybe not…it could attract something from outside.

Jared: *flicking a light switch on and off* There’s no electricity anyway.

Sam: Hm. *surveys the room* This looks like a dining room…this place is pretty big though, huh?

Jared: Yeah, almost familiar.

Sam: *wonders* …Who has a big blue dumpster outside of their house?

Jared: We used to once.

Sam: Really? …Oh yeah.

Jared: Hmm…all this stuff seems too familiar…

Sam: *looking at the things everywhere* So clean. And yeah, I feel like I’ve been here before for some reason…let’s go this way, maybe the stairs are there. *goes down a hall*

Jared: Fantastic. *follows*

*a few moments of walking later*

Jared: *shines light on ground in front of Sam* STOP!

Sam: *pauses* What?

Jared: *goes ahead and shines light in a circle* There’s a pentagram here.

Sam: What? *looks* ...Huh.

Jared: We should try to cross it. *turns around* You can fly us over that can’t you?

Faith: Over a pentagram? Those things go on for miles for us, we’ll never make it.

Sam: I don’t get it. Why can’t we walk on it?

Faith: *looks around* Let me demonstrate. *picks up a vase* This goes for any matter on this planet. *tosses it in and it gets covered with flames and disappears*

Sam: …Aw…poor vase.

Jared: We can go around it! *points to the wall* It just barely touches the wall.

Sam: …So, if any part of us goes into the circle, we die from horrible fifty degree burns?

Faith: Yup, then you’ll burn even more once you’re in Hell.

Sam: Well damn. Are we all going to fit going across that little path though?

Jared: We must try! *goes to wall* I’ll go first! *puts back to wall and slowly makes his way to the other side*

Sam: Hm…okay then. *goes to the wall as well and goes across after him*

Jared: *on other side* That was easy.

Faith: *follows Sam*

Sam: *has made it* Yeah. Good thing it’s a big hall… *looks into the shadows ahead* Hey, shine the light over there! *points*

Faith: *across too* What’s over there?

Jared: We’ll find out. *shines light over there*

Sam: *goes forward* We found the stairs!

*noise is heard again*

Jared: *shudders* I have a bad feeling aboot this. *goes towards stairs*

Sam: Meh, it can’t be as bad as Grage or Icarus…unless it’s Grage.

Jared: Or Icarus…either way, you never know, there could be even more terrifying things than Grage or Icarus in Hell.

Sam: Yeah. But I don’t think something more horrible than Grage or Icarus could fit in here, even though this house is big.

Jared: You’re right, this thing can’t be that bad. *goes up stairs*

Sam: *follows* …Why does this remind me of going up stairs in Resident Evil games?

Jared: Because we’re going up slowly, and you can hear every footstep you make.

Sam: Oh. *gets to the top of the stairs with Jared and Faith* …Now what? *looks down the dark halls*

Jared: Now...we investigate. *shines light down a hall and sees something quickly go into a room* AH! *drops flashlight*

Sam: What?!

Jared: *picks flashlight up* There’s something over there. *cautiously makes his way to the room where that thing went*

Sam: WATCH OUT FOR MIIINES! …And pentagrams.

Jared: *shining flashlight to the floor every once and a while* Alright, here it is. *turns to a closed door*

Sam: Are you sure it went in there? I didn’t hear any door close.

Faith: Most demons can faze right through any type of matter.

Sam: Awww, are you serious? …Damn.

Jared: *puts hand on doorknob and turns it* Aaaaand… *opens it quickly and shines light in*

Faith: WATCH OUT! *slashes sword down and it cuts a demon in half as it leaps toward them*

Demon: *roars then both parts burn away*

Jared: …

Faith: Phew, finally! *puts sword away*

Jared: *falls backwards stiff as a board*

Sam: … *sighs in relief at the demon’s death and starts poking Jared with a stick* He’s like a goat!

Faith: Stop that. *picks him up by his leg and hoists him over her shoulder with him still frozen* Come on, let’s go, he just got overly scared is all. *walks further down hall*

Sam: Uh…kay. *follows* Well, we found what was up here. And it was just a measly old demon, what a waste of time. Let’s go back outside and find the others now.

Faith: Hmm, good idea. *turns back around*

*louder noise is heard from another room in the hall*

Sam: …Wasn’t that the noise we were hearing from downstairs…?

Faith: Yeah, it was.

Jared: *goes limp and gets dropped to the ground* Ow… *gets up* What happened?

Sam: Nothing Jared, we were just going to have a feast!

Jared: Great!

*noise comes from the room again*

Sam: *looks down the hall at a door she can just barely see* It’s in there.

Faith: *draws sword* Let’s go… *walks over*

Jared: *follows*

Sam: *keeps walking and stops at the door with Faith and Jared* Let’s see what’s in there. *grabs the doorknob and turns it*

Jared: *pushes it open*

Demon: *crawls out on the ceiling all fast*

Jared: Holy Jesus!

Sam: *looks up at it* Whoa

Demon: *hisses and drops to ground*

Jared: Kill it!

Demon: *opens mouth and flicks a long forked tongue at them*

Faith: *holds sword up and swings*

Demon: *dodges it and makes a noise like its laughing*

Jared: Try it again!

Demon: *crouches low to the ground and etches something into the floor then hisses at them*

Sam: Hey! That’s the punk who made the pentagram downstairs!

Pentagram: *glows and two more demons crawl out of it*

Jared: Uhh…kill them! Kill them! *runs away*

Faith: *swings sword but they keep dodging every swing* They’re too fast.

Sam: Uh, um…oh! I got it! *snaps fingers and swings hand forward, sending a burst of flames at them* Take that!

Demons: *catch fire but aren’t affected by it*

Sam: …Fungah! Foiled again.

Demons: *start running around setting various things on fire*

Sam: Oh, damn it! You idiots! *looks at Faith* Hey, I don’t know about you, but I don’t like the idea of burning to death. *thinks* Kind of ironic, considering I want to be cremated…

Faith: Who cares, let’s go! *grabs her arm and runs back downstairs*

Sam: Ah! Hey, watch out for the pentagram too!

Faith: *thinks* I’m going to make this…I will. *grabs Sam’s other arm, spreads wings and begins to fly over the pentagram*

Sam: Hey, hey, I thought you said these things went really far!

Pentagram: *darkens the hall and begins to distort making it seem incredibly long*

Sam: Trippy

Faith: One cannot make it alone, but with enough…uhh, belief I guess, I’ll be able to make it, so I’ll need your help. I want you to believe that we’ll make it across.

Sam: *starts singing* I beliieeeve I can fllyyyy…I believe I can touch the skyyyy….

Faith: That isn’t what I meant.

Sam: Oh. Okay then. *starts concentrating on making it across the pentagram*

Faith: Alright! *wings grow and they start going faster*

Sam: Hm, I wonder where Jared went.

Faith: He might have already left the house.

Sam: Yeah, let’s go with that. Hey. I think we’re getting close to the end. Finally!

Faith: *looks down* We’re half way across.

Pentagram: *lines start burning and the gravity begins to suck them downward*

Faith: *sinks down rapidly* Ah! Come on don’t stop that!

Sam: Urgh…stupid Hell. *starts thinking of getting to the other side and eating popcorn*

Faith: *flies upward more* Alright, it’s getting less intense now. *flies faster then looks down* We’re three quarters of the way there.

Pentagram: *lines stop burning and the inside of the lines of the circle begin to burn, making the gravity more intense*

Faith: *struggling to keep them both from falling into Hell* I’m going to need more than that! Come on! I need nothing but the fact that we’ll make it!

Sam: *thinks of getting to the other side and doing a victory dance because they lived*

Faith: *flies further up and goes faster* We’re almost there!

Pentagram: *ceases to burn and the gravity returns to normal*

Faith: *breaks out of the circle and the hall returns to normal* Alright! *both rocket down the hall and smash right through a wall*

Sam: *under a pile of rubble* Hurrah! *digs herself out and looks back down the hall, where she can see flames spreading quickly from the upstairs* We better get out of here now then.

Faith: *sits up* Right. *stands and goes towards that front door*

Sam: Hopefully Jared is already out there. *goes past Faith*

Faith: *steps forward then looks up* Watch it! *grabs Sam’s collar and yanks her back as a demon crashes through the ceiling on fire*

Demon: *hisses and lunges at Faith*

Faith: Get out of here. *kicks it in the face and it flies into the door, setting it on fire* Damn it! Uh… *looks around* The window! Jump out the window!

Sam: The window? *looks at the monster burning with the door* Kay, let’s go! *runs to the window with Faith and they crash through all slow motion and dramatic*

House: *explodes into more flames just after they jump out*

Sam: *on ground* Ugh…that was close. *gets up and brushes self off* …I sure hope Jared made it out. *looks around*

Jared: *lying on the ground outside being feasted upon by the scuttly things*

Sam: …Well, he’s outside.

Faith: *goes over to him* Get away! *flings arm and a bright flash of light sends the scuttly things flying*

Jared: *sits up* Ow…

Sam: …If you were alive, why were you just lying there being feasted upon?

Jared: I got tired, so I laid down to sleep.

Sam: …Anyway, I set the monsters on fire, and now the house exploded.

Jared: Yes…what took you guys so long anyway?

Sam: Nothing much. We almost got sucked into the depths of Hell though

Jared: Is that so. *stands up* Whatever, come on, let’s find the others. *walks off*

Sam: Yeah. *follows*

Faith: *looks around then follows too*

SOMEWHERE ELSE…

Helicopter: *lands in front of Jared’s and Sam’s hoose*

Kaian: *looks at the house which has been destroyed and ransacked by demons* You sure it’s still here?

Seth: *gets out* Yup, as a matter of fact. *takes out remote and presses a button*

Ground: *separates revealing a ramp that leads underneath the house*

Seth: The containment chambers are down there.

Icarus: *stomps over*

Hailey: *looks at him* So these things can’t break?

Seth: That’s right, even if they tried.

Hailey: *looks at Icarus* Follow me then. *goes down the ramp*

Icarus: *follows, then looks at Matthew* … *roars*

Matthew: AH! *hides behind a broken piece of fence*

Icarus: *continues following*

Seth: I’ll be right back. *goes down there too* You guys go on ahead and look for Grage, this’ll take a while. *presses button on remote and the ground closes*

Kaian: *looks at everyone else* Well we know what to do, let’s go find that other guy and bring him on- AH… *rubs upper back*

Geri: What’s up?

Kaian: *shakes head* It’s nothing, come on let’s go. *gets back in helicopter* Matthew come on.

Matthew: *looks at ground* Hang on, I’ll be right back. *goes over to the patch of land and stomps on it* OPEN UP! COME ON LET ME IN!

Ground: *opens*

Matthew: *runs in*

*few seconds later*

Seth: *comes running up* Are you sure you can do that?

Matthew: Positively! Don’t you worry, I’ll make sure that Icarus is put in the containment chamber.

Seth: Super, I’ll see you later. *gets in helicopter*

Ground: *starts closing*

Hailey: *goes and stands beside Matthew* Where’s he going?

Matthew: To look for Grage.

Hailey: *watches them take off* …Wait…if he’s not here…and if you’re here…

Ground: *closes*

Hailey: …*looks at Matthew* You stay the hell away from me.

Matthew: *looks at Icarus* Don’t worry, I will, now let’s get him in the chamber shall we?

Icarus: *growls*

IN THE AIR…

Samaya: *watches Sam and Jared’s hoose disappear in the distance* …I didn’t know there was a lab under her house. *thinks* …Hey…don’t they have cats in their basement?

Seth: The lab is located underneath the basement.

Samaya: Huh. I don’t suppose those cats are still alive then. I should’ve checked.

Kaian: Too late now.

Samaya: Well, I’m sure Sam will find some way to bring them back anyway. Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve ever tried using the sword on an animal…

Kaian: But you used it on Sam didn’t you? I’m pretty sure that counts.

Samaya: You know, she is my reincarnation. You shouldn’t say that.

Kaian: Oh well, too late to take it back.

Samaya: No it isn’t.

Kaian: It is now.

Samaya: Whatever. *looks out the door at the ground* There sure are a lot of them.

WHEREVER THEY ARE…

Jared: Man, my feet are killing me. *looks down* No literally, they’re killing me! *his own feet are stabbing him with knives somehow*

Faith: Hey! *brings out sword* HIYAH! *swings sword*

Jared: *looks up* No, no, no! *gets half of his legs cut clean off*

Faith: *looks* …Oops.

Jared: Damn it! Now I’m going to die, thanks a lot. *crosses arms*

Faith: No you won’t. *brings out a book and flips through the pages*

Sam: Hm…you know, from what I see and my own experience of dying tons of times, guardian angels sure seem useless.

Faith: No not really, some are really awesome at what they do…I lost more than three thousand years experience though.

Sam: Yeah, well that’s you. Where the HELL is mine?

Faith: Irony? He’s been in solitary confinement for all of his life, he just didn’t seem to listen, but then Jared yelled at him and now he’s better, he’s learning the basics right now that’s why he’s not here.

Sam: You mean I actually just didn’t have one for my whole life?! …Well, that explains a lot. *shrugs and looks around* Does anyone have any idea where we are now?

Jared: *standing up* Nope.

Faith: *looks at him* …*looks at his legs* … *puts book away*

Jared: Although…I must say that I have seen that tree before… *points*

Sam: *looks at it warily* That’s not the evil tree is it?

Jared: No, I just feel like I’ve seen it already.

Sam: Oh. *stares at it* It’s not even a pine tree anyway.

Jared: Oh well, who cares, it’s just a tree, let’s keep going. *walks down the street*

Sam: Kay. *follows*

*later*

Sam: *looking around* This still doesn’t really look like our area…well sort of. Were all the houses around our place this big?

Jared: Nah, that’s impossible.

Sam: Some of them are nice…but not this nice, oh no. Hm…this place looks kind of familiar now that I think about it

Jared: Then we shall explore until we find out where we are! *puts on adventuring hat*

Sam: Indeedimously! *slaps on her own adventuring hat and the Indiana Jones theme starts playing as they continue on down the street*

Jared: *walking down the street while looking around* Most of these houses are ransacked and covered in blood, I don’t know about you, but I have the strangest feeling that demons were here.

Sam: Well I GUESS. Maybe it was Grage… *shrugs and keeps walking* …Hey! *points at a mansion that is further away from any of the other places, and is much bigger* That looks like Seto’s place!

Jared: *brings out telescope and looks at the mansion* WHERE?!

Sam: Quiet! And give me that! *snatches the telescope and checks the front gate* Yeah, it says Kaiba! Come on, let’s go.

Jared: Sounds good, I wonder if Roland’s there… *walks towards the house*

Sam: I doubt it…unless he stayed behind while Seto went to New York for some reason…the demons probably got into his place too.

Jared: Most likely, time to investimagate.

Sam: Righto! *reaches the gate and looks up at it* Hn, stupid demons and their fazing through things ability…I don’t wanna climb. *thinks* Oh! I’ll get Corpse Dan Joe and Jimmy to help me!

Faith: You know, I could fly you guys over.

Sam: …Oh.

Corpse Dan Joe and Jimmy: *look sad and disappear*

Faith: *grows wings to full size* I have to use these more anyway, okay! Who’s going first?

Sam: I will! =D

Faith: Hmm… *grabs her wrist* You’re coming too. *grabs Jared’s wrist* I’m sure I can do this, it’s just you guys. *flies upward*

Sam: Okay. What was the point of asking who first then?

Faith: *lands on other side of gate* Who cares, we’re over aren’t we?

Sam: I guess. *starts walking up the front path and looks around* It’s so freaking dark…I should turn on some lights in there.

Jared: How do you know they’ll work?

Sam: *shrug* There’s always back up power. It is Seto’s place, after all. Unless a demon is chewing on all the cords in the basement, and all of the other ones smashed every single wireless light in the house, I guess…

Jared: We’ll find out when we get inside. *walks towards the front door*

Sam: I suppose it’s still locked. I wonder why nothing has set off an alarm by now? *tries the door and it opens* …Oh. What the hell? Oh well. *looks inside* Hellooo? Flesh eating demons? Anything? HELLO?!?!? HEY! ARE THERE ANY HORRIBLE FLESH EATING DEMO-

Faith: *covers Sam’s mouth* Will you shut up? They have sensitive hearing you know.

Sam: Oh. *pokes her head inside the house again* I’M SORRY ABOUT YOUR EARS!! I DIDN’T MEAN TO BE SO LOU- *gets hit over the head* OUCH! *glares at Faith*

Faith: It was for your own good. *walks inside*

Sam: HARRUMPH. *walks inside as well*

Jared: *already inside flicking the light switches on and off* And we have no powah!

Sam: *goes to where he is and opens a panel in the wall, then flicks on a switch which causes the emergency lights to come on* There we go.

*lights go out*

Sam: Hey! Damn it. WHO’S CHEWING ON THE CORDS!?!? I’MMA CRUSH YOU

Faith: *puts duct tape over Sam’s mouth* SHHHH!!

Sam: *muffled AWWWWWWWW*

Jared: I guess we should investimagate further eh? *takes out flashlight and turns it on*

Sam: *rips off the duct tape and the ripping sound is very loud and echoes through the house* …Ow. That was your fault. *points at Faith* Anyway, what were we investimagating for anyway?

Jared: Who knows, just for stuff that will prolong our short life spans.

Sam: Um…okay. Well maybe we’ll get lucky and find some clue as to how to close that portal. *looks at Faith* You don’t know how, do you?

Faith: No.

Sam: Huh. *starts walking towards the stairs* So, is Heaven in a frenzy right now then? I mean, they must know about what’s happening right? Kind of hard to miss all of that out there…

Faith: Is that what you call it? Heaven? …Never heard of it, that’s a first for me, anyway this portal that is open is blocking a great majority of our communication systems, so as far as I know, no one there knows about this yet.

Sam: Awful. *starts going up the stairs* I should check Seto’s room and take pictures. He’s sure to believe me if I e-mail a picture of his computer being eaten!

Faith: *tries to connect with her realm but fails* Unless that e-mail system of yours runs on batteries that picture isn’t going anywhere, the entire world is deprived of electricity until that portal is closed.

Sam: Um, it’s a camera phone. *holds it up* No problem. Hey wait, the whole world, already?! Geez, the entire city is only just beginning to darken and stuff…stupid electricity. Hey, I’ll bet some moron will think its Y2K…although if you think about it, it technically is…aww…

Jared: Who cares, oh well, who cares. I hear something upstairs.

Sam: We are upstairs. Oh, up there. *goes to the second staircase* I wonder if it’s another one of those pentagram drawing things?

Jared: It better not be…sounds more like a slow walking thing actually.

Sam: *pauses and listens* …Hm. I wonder what’s for dinner?

Jared: *looks at her* Shut up.

Sam: NO!! *continues up the stairs* Anyway, I guess we’ll find out…

Announcer: AND SO, OUR HEROES WENT UP THE STAIRS.

Jared: Do you hear it? Shhhhhut up for a second… *listens* I hear…like…moaning or something…

Faith: I hear it too…

Jared: You know what this means…we have to go investigate what that noise was.

Sam: Let us go! Myleheheh! *steals the flashlight from Jared and goes on ahead*

Jared: HEY! That was my only flashlight! Mmm… *pulls out another one and follows*

Sam: Yeah, yeah…hm…the noise is coming from down this hall…

Jared: Then let us go! *runs down the hall and turns a corner*

Sam: Wait! *goes after him*

Jared: *screams of death are heard*

Sam: *screeches to a halt and peeks around the corner*

Jared: *comes out from around the corner* Just kidding…

Sam: … >.> Whatever. Did you see anything?

Jared: No…just him. *pulls a zombie Roland out from the room*

Sam: *shrieks* Oh my God! Roland, what happened to you face? *pokes it with a stick and one of his eyes fall out*

Zombie Roland: Uhhhhhh….

Sam: Oh, I’m sorry! *picks it up with a Kleenex* Here you go. *holds it out to him*

Zombie Roland: UHHH!! *smacks it away and lurches forward*

Sam: Agh! *steps aside and he stumbles past her* Geez, are you having a drunken break or something? Hey, wait a minute…if you’re here…then Seto must be here somewhere too! =D Where is he, Roland?!

Jared: There he is! *points down the hall* …Oh wait…it’s just mop.

Sam: Mop? *looks down the hall and sees someone limping towards them* HEY! It’s Mokuba! I haven’t seen you in years Mokuba, how’ve you been?!

Mokuba: *doesn’t make a sound, just continues towards them*

Sam: Oh, fine don’t talk.

Zombie Roland: *is currently chewing on Jared’s arm*

Jared: Oww…quit it, that hurts you know.

Sam: *looks* What the hell, Roland? The kitchen is downstairs if you need food, you know. *feels a tug on her shirt and looks to see Mokuba has grabbed it*

Sam: Now what? Whoa, you’re bleeding! Jeebus cripes, come with me. *pulls him off to a washroom*

Jared: Okay man, seriously, stop that! *trying to pull away from Roland who is still eating his arm* Quit it! Stop it! I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!!! *pulls out a shotgun and blasts half his face away* …OH SHIT! I KILLED ROLAND!

Zombie Roland: *lying on ground twitching*

Sam: *screams are heard suddenly from the bathroom* OW! OW OW OW STOP IT OWW!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHH!!!!

Jared: What’s going on over there!? *looks down*

Zombie Roland: *gets back up*

Jared: …HURRACH! YOU’RE NOT DEAD! *hug*

Zombie Roland: *starts choking him*

Jared: *choking* Uhh, Faith? Faith! Help! I can’t…gleh…breath! Help!

Faith: *runs down the hall sword drawn* You let him go! *slices horizontally and cuts Roland in half*

Jared: *released* Gah…ow, thanks. *looks down* I really thought I killed…him…

Zombie Roland: *top half starts crawling toward him*

Jared: Crap. Run! *runs down the hall to where Sam is*

Faith: *follows him*

Sam: *screams are not being heard anymore*

Jared: *busts into the bathroom* SAM!?

Bathroom: *empty*

Jared: Oh…it’s empty.

*dragging noise from the bedroom attached to the bathroom*

Jared: What was that noise? *goes to investimagate*

Bedroom: *pitch black, with some noises coming from a corner*

Jared: …Sam? *turns on flashlight and shines it into the corner*

Sam: *sitting there with Mokuba beside her, both unmoving* …

Jared: *goes up to them* Are you alive?

Sam: ……………….I didn’t mean to.

Jared: What?
Sam: I really, REALLY didn’t mean to…uh…Seto’s gonna kill me…

Jared: …Eh? Elaborate, you vile fiend.

Sam: *sneefs and pokes Mokuba beside her, and his head falls off* And… *shoves him over to reveal the Sennen Sword in his back* …It’s just…he was biting me and I got mad, so…

Jared: You should’ve seen Roland, holy crap, first I blew half his head away, and I thought he was dead but he wasn’t and I was like “Cool you’re not dead” and then he started choking me then Faith cut him in half and then he was still crawling towards me then I was like “Crap” then I ran over to where you were but you weren’t there and I was like “Sam?” then I heard a noise coming from over here so I went to investimagate and then I was like “Sam?” then I shone my flashlight over here and I found you and I was like “Sam” then you were just sitting there and then you started talking and then you pushed Mokuba over and his head fell off then you showed me that you showed me that you stabbed him in the back and I was like “Woah” and then here we are today. *dies*

Sam: …What’s with that lung capacity? Anyway… *stands up* …I guess I should heal him. *realigns Mokuba’s head and body and stabs his forehead*

Mokuba: *starts healing and soon he’s back to normal* …

Sam: There! *pulls the sword out and looks for Jared, but he’s no longer there* …Oh.

Jared: You know…I think Roland is still in the hall crawling around.

Sam: …Really? Well, I should heal him too then.

Jared: Yeeeaaaah…about that…you know…I kind of blew half his head off…and all his brains are everywhere…but I’m sure you can work something out.

Sam: *stares* …You’re gathering every bit of brain into a pile.

Jared: Awwww…

*later*

Jared: *playing go fish with the top half of Roland* Got any twos?

Zombie Roland: Uhhhh….

Jared: What?

Sam: >.>” What exactly are you doing? This isn’t enough brain to heal him! *points at the few bits of brains on the floor in a mediocre pile*

Jared: Well all the other pieces are somewhere and burnt by the gunpowder…it’s hard to find something burnt when there’s no power.

Sam: *shines her flashlight around the hallway* What are you talking about, there’s a ton right here on this wall and part of the floor. You’re just lazy. *goes and starts scraping it together* Ew…good thing I have gloves. Hey, but Roland’s brain is awesome.

Jared: That’s why you should use your bare hands. *nods*

Faith: You guys are fricken weird I’ll give you that.

Jared: Why thank you.

Mokuba: *comes out of that bedroom* Uh…my head hurts. What’s going on? *sees an angel, Jared playing go fish with the top half of an undead body and Sam scraping brains off the floor* ………Man…I don’t even know anymore.

Jared: I say…I wonder if the others managed to find Grage yet?

*somewhere, thousands of miles away*

Seth: *wakes up* …

Kaian: *gets out of the burning helicopter wreckage* Damn it Reggie! What the hell?

Reggie: *gets out* The propeller blades locked up.

Kaian: Damn… *looks around* Everyone else alright?

Samaya: *pulls herself up* …I’m fine.

Geri: *touches down on the ground* I’m fine.

Kaian: That’s cause you ditched at the last second.

Seth: Well…shall we look for Grage?

Kaian: Yeah yeah…*looks around* We were so close to hitting that building and collapsing it.

Samaya: Well good, we didn’t. We’re all alive, right? *looks around*

Kaian: Yup.

Seth: Yup.

Geri: Mmm hmm

Reggie: Yeah.

Samaya: Well, let’s go then…we’ll have to be more careful on foot as well.

Kaian: Yeah, especially when those catch up to us. *points behind them at a whole crowd of zombies*

Samaya: …What do you call those now? I just watched a movie on them…

Kaian: You call them, zombies…so let’s just… *takes off in the opposite direction*

Samaya: …Right. *runs after him*

Reggie: *has taken off with Kaian*

Geri: I don’t know about you but…I don’t want to be eaten to death. *flies off*

Seth: *looking at the crowd of zombies slowly making their way towards him* Hmm…a real life zombie *thinks* I wonder… it could indeed be possible, I should try it! *walks towards them*

Geri: *looks back* What is he doing?

Seth: *takes out a syringe*

Geri: Damn it! *flies back*

Zombie Horde: *about two meters away from Seth*

Seth: Just one. *about to stab a zombie with the syringe when Geri whisks him into the air* Hey! *drops syringe*

Geri: What? Are you TRYING to get yourself killed? Come on, let’s get to the others. *spots Kaian and the others and flies towards them*

Kaian: Okay stop, I think we lost them. We better have.

Reggie: *stops and puts Kaian on the ground*

Samaya: *has been keeping pace with Reggie and gives Kaian a look* You’ve gotten so lazy… -.-

Kaian: Nah.

Geri: *lands with Seth*

Kaian: There you are.

Seth: I was trying to get something.

Geri: But you would’ve killed yourself for it.

Seth: *sigh* Whatever.

Geri: Yeah…I’ll go up ahead and see if I can spot Grage.

Kaian: Alright then, come back when you find him.

Geri: Okay. *flies off*

Samaya: Well, let’s continue then.

Kaian: Yeah, these stupid things are everywhere. *looking at a zombie trapped in a car*

Zombie: *hitting the glass*

Samaya: Huh. That one looks kind of familiar. Oh well. *keeps walking*

Kaian: Yeah. *follows her with everyone else*

*later*

Geri: *flies back* I found him.

Kaian: Good! Where is he?

Geri: Way the hell over there.

Reggie: Man…we were really off course.

Kaian: Alright, lead us there.

Geri: Or better yet… *eyes glow blue and they are all lifted into the air* I’ll take you there.

Samaya: *floating* Uh…okay.

Geri: We’ll be there in a jiffy!

*one jiffy later*

Geri: *lands* We’re here. *lets them all down*

Samaya: Hm. *looks around* It’s so dark. I can barely see anything.

Geri: I found it hard not to see that. *points at Grage who has Vlaid on his shoulder*

Vlaid: Hi. *waves*

Grage: *gives a low growl and glares evilly at all of them like he could strike at any second*

Vlaid: Calm down, Grage, you’re not supposed to attack any of these guys.

Samaya: So…what now?

Vlaid: Uh…I don’t know.

Seth: Now we have to lead him back to Sam and Jared’s house to put him into the second containment chamber…speaking of which…

*meanwhile*

Matthew: *dives behind a desk* Quit that! We were supposed to put him into the containment chamber!

Hailey: Not right now, I’m having too much fun, come on Icarus, get him!

Icarus: *smashes the couch*

Matthew: AH! *runs off before he is smashed into the floor*

*back where they are*

Seth: Hmm…well I’m sure they’ve done it already, let us be off!

Samaya: Alright.

Vlaid: Right. Grage, let’s just follow them back, okay?

Grage: *just glares*

Seth: *leads the way with a large flashlight* This will help us greatly. *leads them all down the road*

*back at the mansion*

Jared: *investigating various rooms*

Mokuba: *giving them all weary looks* So…you really unleashed something like that?

Sam: Well, yeah…kind of…anyway, it’s okay now that I’ve revived Roland. No thanks to YOU! *points at Jared*

Jared: What did I do?

Sam: You barely helped me find Roland’s brain!

Jared: You’re welcome. *goes into a room*

Roland: …It’s fine, Ms. Samantha.

Sam: Aw, kay. Say, what did you say attacked you again?

Mokuba: *exchanges looks with Roland* Well…we’re not sure. It definitely wasn’t human though, and I guess that would be explained by what you just told us. I think it might still be in the mansion.

Sam: Hm…we’ll have to find it then! And when we do, we can get rid of it. *nod* Yep, that’s what we’ll do.

Jared: *comes out of the room* What does Seto need all these rooms for anyway? …Who cares.

Sam: There are an awful lot of rooms. *looks around* I say it’s just to uphold his rich asshole image. My apologies to Seto. Later.

Jared: *goes into another room* There had better be some…*backs out and shuts door* …I’m going to go in this room. *goes into the room beside it*

Sam: Huh? Why? *goes to look in the room Jared looked in*

Roland: *steps in front of her* Let me. *opens the door and looks in, then just closes the door* …Let’s continue on. *goes to the next room as well*

Sam: Wha- why? What is it? Now I want to know!

Mokuba: It’s probably not safe. *pulls her along* Just forget it.

Sam: *curiosity* …Aww…

Jared: *digging in various drawers*

Sam: Why are you doing that?

Jared: I don’t know, but it’s what you do in times like this.

Sam: Hey, there wouldn’t happen to be a monster in that other room, would there?

Jared: I don’t know, I didn’t see it…it looked horrible.

Sam: I thought you didn’t see it.

Jared: But I did.

Roland: We shouldn’t disturb it.

Sam: *too busy knocking on the wall to notice he said that* HEY! HEY WHATEVER IS IN THERE! ARE YOU AWAKE? *knocking loudly* IF YOU ARE, I TOTALLY DIDN’T MEAN TO WAKE YOU UP! AND I’M REALLY, REALLY SORRY IF I WOKE YOU U- *knocked out with a lamp*

Roland: …It was for her own good.

Jared: We know.

Mokuba: *shakes head* Uh…let’s just go. Didn’t you say you got separated?

Jared: We sure di…I told you that?

Mokuba: She did. *points at Sam*

Sam: I sure did. *rubs head* Was that really necessary?

Roland: I’m afraid so.

Sam: Well, let’s get out of here and head back home to find the others. I know how to get there from here.

Jared: Fantastic, let’s go. *heads for the door*

Sam: Yup! *heads out into the hallway with the others*

Jared: So where can we get back to our place anyway? *bumps into something* Oops, sorry sir. *gets drooled on* …Yuck. *turns flashlight on and shines it at whatever he bumped into* … *backs away*

Sam: What are you doing, Jared? Jeez! *looks* …

Roland: …

Mokuba: …It’s…that thing again.

Roland: *reaches for his gun, but it’s not there* Oh no…

Mokuba: Ah, that didn’t work last time, remember?

Roland: Right…

Sam: So…should we…

Jared: *looks at the group* RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

Horrible monster: *roars loudly*

Sam: AAAAHHHH!! *turns and runs with the rest of them*

Jared: *opens door* In here!

Everyone: *runs through, and the monster starts stomping after them quickly*

Jared: *shuts door*

Monster: *goes up to door, opens it, walks inside and closes door*

Everyone: *opens door and runs into the room across the hall and closes that door*

*Benny Hill Theme Song starts to play out of nowhere while everyone is running through doors*

Sam: *runs through a door with Roland and Mokuba and shut it, and the monster goes in another door after Jared and Faith*

Monster: *runs out a completely different door being chased by Jared and Roland into another room where the door shuts*

Mokuba: *runs out another door with the monster and Sam into another room*

Johnson: *comes out another room by himself and cartwheels into a different room*

Everyone: *runs out of one door after the monster into a room*

Scooby Gang: *runs across the hall into another room*

Jared: *comes out of a room being chased by Roland with a stick into the room across from it*

Faith: *comes out a room chasing the monster on a unicycle while juggling chainsaws into another room*

Jared: *runs out of a room with the monster on his shoulders into another room*

Sam: *comes skipping out of a room with Roland and Mokuba, all throwing flowers around before they go into another room and the door closes*

Bill: *comes out of one room with Bob on a tandem bike while waving as they crash through the wall into another room*

Monster: *comes out of room riding a miniature bike through a loop-de-loop and into another room*

Everyone: *dances out of a room through the hall while wearing hats and waving canes, and they all end the dance while smiling until the music stops and they freeze*

*silence*

Monster: *still posing and giving a horribler sharp toothy smile when he notices the others again, and his face goes all evil* … *roars and tosses his hat and cane to the ground before stomping towards them again*

Everyone: AHHHHH!!! *all run away, leaving their hats and canes behind*

Mokuba: This way, I know another way downstairs! *pulls them into another hallway and they find a door with a staircase* Come on, hurry! *goes down, and everyone follows, closing the door behind them before the monster sees it*

Sam: Phew…man that was close.

Jared: I know, we almost got caught.

Mokuba: *sighs* Let’s hope we don’t run into any more before we’re out of here.

Sam: Yeah, there’s tons more outside to deal with.

*somewhere*

Seth: *back at the house with the others* We’re here!

Samaya: Good. You can lead him in, right Vlaid?

Vlaid: I’m sure I’ll manage.

Grage: *chewing upon some poor hapless monster he picked up along the way*

Vlaid: Grage, put that down! You don’t know where it’s been.

Grage: In….Hell... *tosses the rest of it away anyway*

Seth: Alright. *stomps on ground* Open up!

*ground opens*

Seth: Hopefully, Hailey and Matthew put Icarus in the chamber already.

Matthew: *comes running up* AAAAAAHHH!!! *runs past them*

Seth: *watches him* What the? *turns around*

Icarus: *comes stomping up the ramp*

Seth: Oh crap! Icarus! Get back in there!

Hailey: *sitting on his shoulder* Icarus stop.

Icarus: *stops*

Seth: Hailey! I thought I told you to put Icarus in the chamber.

Hailey: *jumps down* Yeah but then I thought, “Naaaaaah” so I didn’t.

Seth: Well come on, lets get him in the chamber, we have Grage too…then we gotta go look for Matthew.

Grage: *looking at Icarus, growls*

Seth: Come on, get him back in before Grage and him fight, if they fight it’s all over for us.

Hailey: Alright, Icarus come on. *leads him back down*

*few minutes later*

Seth: *presses button and a diamond chamber wall comes down and traps Grage* There, they aren’t going anywhere, come on we have to find the others. *looks around* Where the hell is Kaian?

Samaya: …I don’t know, last I saw he was back with Reggie.

Seth: Great they’re lost too…just great…well, let’s get going, we’re pressed on time.

Vlaid: Hm. *pokes diamond wall thing* Bye Grage….sorry we gotta leave you here. *goes back with Samaya*

*somewhere*

Kaian: *kicks a door down* … *shines a flashlight in* Hello?

Reggie: Most of them fled when they caught on to what was happening.

Kaian: *walks in* Even Reinhard?

Reggie: *shakes head* He holed himself in your office, I’m not sure if he is still there.

Kaian: Hm… *looks around again* ANYONE HERE!?

Jack: *pokes head up from the bar counter* …Kaian! Daniel, it’s just Kaian.

Daniel: *looks too* Oh thank God.

Kaian: Jack, Daniel what are you doing?

Jack: We were hiding.

Daniel: *nods head in agreement*

Kaian: Hiding?! What’s wrong with you? Get up, we’re going to find the rest.

Reggie: There’s a good chance they’re dead.

Kaian: Well you’re not, and these useless people are still alive, I think the others could survive. I’m going to check my office. *walks into the hall*

Jack: *looks at Daniel* I wonder how long we’ll last.

Daniel: As long as we stick together we’ll be fine.

Jack: Power in Numbers

Daniel: Even if Power is Nowhere to be Found!

Jack: Sennen Mafia Will Survive.

Daniel: Even if the Odds are Against us!

Jack: …But…the odds are pretty against us.

Daniel: You got a point, we might fail.

Kaian: *gets up to his door* … *kicks it down*

Reinhard: *immediately jumps up from behind desk and points a shotgun at Kaian*

Kaian: Reinhard…get over here.

Reinhard: Kaian! I didn’t think we’d meet again. *goes over to him*

Kaian: Come on, I got separated from the other idiots I was travelling with. *turns around and heads back down the hall with Reinhard*

Jack: But! Let’s say we-

Reggie: Both of you, SHUT UP!

Jack: *shuts up*

Daniel: *does the same*

Reggie: Where are the others?

Jack: Well…half of us ran off, some committed suicide, and the rest are…somewhere.

Reggie: I’m sure they can survive.

Kaian: *turns corner and walks back in main room* Come on. *walks past Reggie*

Reinhard: *glares at Reggie as he passes him*

Reggie: *scowls at him and follows*

Jack: *follows them with Daniel*

Kaian: *about to step outside when someone lands in front of him*

Jaeda: *stands up straight* …Yo.

Kaian: You…you got separated too?

Jaeda: Yeah, long time ago. Grage was going berserk on us, so I had to ditch.

Kaian: Hm, they’re most likely in the chambers now, so we just gotta find them again. *walks past her followed by Reggie and the others*

Jaeda: *shrugs and follows* Yeah, sure.

*back at the house*

Seth: *sitting down* Now where would Matthew be?

Samaya: *shrug* Well…where’s Hailey?

Seth: Right here.

Vlaid: I think Matthew ran off that way. *points*

Seth: Most likely…yeah, so let’s…go…and… *thinks*

Samaya: What?

Seth: *stands up* I’ll be right back. *runs down the street in the opposite direction*

Samaya: What is he doing, running off by himself? *shakes head* And what are we supposed to do now?

Hailey: We’re supposed to find everyone, we do some cleaning with these monsters and shut the portal before Grage and Icarus become permanently like…well like how they are.

Samaya: I know the long term plan, I meant the here and now.

Hailey: I’m not sure, but we lost three…no four people.

Vlaid: …Do we have much time before it’s…too late for Grage and Icarus?

Hailey: When Seth gets back he’ll more than likely tell us.

Samaya: Hmm… *sighs* I’ll bet Kaian went back to his headquarters or something, the idiot. He should be back soon anyway, if that’s the case.

Vlaid: Are we just waiting here then?

Hailey: I guess, we don’t want to get more lost than we already are.

*few minutes later*

Hailey: *thinking* …I got it, I know how to get Matthew.

Samaya: *looks up from her book* What’s that?

Hailey: Matthew, even though I don’t want him here, I know how to get him back.

Vlaid: How?

Hailey: It requires height…like that chimney. *points*

Samaya: Okay…and?

Hailey: Then…well…it involves these. *jumps a bit*

Samaya: Ah.

Hailey: Right…so outta you or me? …Never mind I’ll go. *walks towards the house*

Samaya: You do that. *continues reading*

Vlaid: …I don’t get it.

Samaya: …You just look over there. *points at a burning house*

*few more minute later*

Hailey: *standing on the chimney* ALRIGHT MATTHEW!! *grabs bottom of shirt* COME AND GET IT! *lifts shirt all the way up*

*somewhere*

Matthew: *immediately stops running and turns around* …Huh? …AH! It’s! …Heh! I’ll be right down! *runs back leaving a trail of fire behind him*

Huge scary monster: *steps in his way and roars fiercely*

Matthew: *jumps, bursts right through it and flies the rest of the way*

*back*

Hailey: There he is. *pulls shirt back down*

Matthew: *flies through the air at a million miles an hour then smashes into a wrecked car*

Hailey: *comes back down to the ground*

Matthew: *stuck halfway in the car*

Hailey: It’s that easy. *goes over to him, grabs his leg, rips him out of the car and smashes him to the ground*

Vlaid: What is? *looks over from the burning house* Hey, he’s back.

Samaya: He sure is. *puts book away and stands up* Now we wait for Seth.

Hailey: *walks back to the others* We sure do.

*somewhere*

Seth: *running down a street panicked as hell* Where is it…WHERE IS IT!??!! *spots a house* There! *runs towards it* I’MMA COMING! *kicks door so hard it shatters into billions of splinters, then runs in* Leanne!? Where are you?! *searches around* Peter! Where are they!? …The basement! *runs into Peter’s office and goes behind his desk* Where is it? *finds a handle and pulls on it* Peter!? *jumps into the darkness* Leanne? *brings out flashlight and shines it around* Peter?

Peter: Seth! Over here.

Seth: *shines flashlight in the direction and sees him* Peter! *runs over* W-where are the others?

Peter: They’re in here with me.

Seth: Why are you here? Where’s Leanne?

Peter: This was the safest place I could find, Leanne…she went to go look for you, I told her it was too dangerous but…she said otherwise.

Seth: WHAT!? No! *runs back*

Peter: Seth!

Seth: *goes back up and closes the hatch*

*somewhere*

Leanne: *running down a street making her way to Jared and Sam’s hoose* Almost there, just a bit more to go. *turns a corner then sees a bunch of monsters* … *slowly steps back around the corner* I really hope they didn’t see me. *hears something growl behind her* … *slowly turns around*

Monster: *growls louder*

Leanne: …*takes a step back* Uh… *turns around and starts running down the sidewalk*

Monster: *roars and runs after her*

Other monsters: *sees the monster running after someone and leap after them*

*somewhere*

Vlaid: *looks down the street* Someone just screamed down there.

Samaya: There’s screaming everywhere.

Vlaid: Not anymore…except just now.

Hailey: Then we have a survivor, best if we go help him or her.

Vlaid: *nod* Not that it makes much difference, but it was definitely a girl.

Samaya: Well then, let’s go.

*back there*

Leanne: *being chased by a bunch of monsters that are either running, crawling or jumping after her* Someone! Anyone! Help!

Someone: *jumps in and begins slicing the monsters in pieces using a bladed weapon on a chain*

*seconds later*

Person: *drops the severed head of the last monster and it burns up* …Not a scratch. *turns around*

Leanne: …Seth?

Seth: Leanne? Oh, I thought I was just saving some blonde haired girl from monsters, I didn’t know it was you.

Vlaid: *running towards them with the others* Hey, is everything okay here? *sees all the dead monsters on the ground* …Oh, okay.

Samaya: Hey, there you are! We were waiting for you. *points at Seth*

Seth: Sorry, I had to find her. *looks at Leanne*

Samaya: *looks at Leanne* Who’s this?

Matthew: *bursts forward* Leanne! You’re alright! *goes over to her*

Seth: Matthew?

Matthew: *looks* Huh?

Seth: No.

Matthew: Aww! *goes back to the others*

Samaya: Alright. Now that we’re all fine and dandy, we should look for Kaian.
Seth: Yeah. *retracts Sennen Kusarigama* I’d better put this back before he realizes it’s gone.

Samaya: Well, if he does, maybe he’ll find us first and save us some trouble. Anyway, let’s get going.

Seth: Yeah...come on. *walks over with Leanne*

*wherever they are*

Jared: Where are we going?

Sam: I’m going to assume it’s safe to assume that we are assuming we are going to assume to find a way out of this house safely…I assume.

Jared: I surely hope there be no zombies round these here parts.

Mokuba: *looking around the dark hallway they’re walking through* Yeah…it’s creepy, there were so many maids and stuff before, but it’s empty now.

Roland: We’ll have to be careful of our surroundings.

Sam: Hurray! Roland’s here!

Jared: *looks at her* You were the one who revived him.

Sam: …I know, the awesome just sunk in, though.

Jared: I see. *looks at Faith* Are there any zombies around here?

Faith: I don’t know.

Jared: Well you can sense evil, is there any evil round these here parts?

Faith: There’s evil everywhere, it’s hard to tell.

Jared: Well you can’t help us in our “I wonder if there are zombies round these here parts” assumption.

Sam: Something that starts with “I wonder” is not an assumption.

Jared: But it could be.

Sam: No it couldn’t

Jared: Oh.

Roland: Shh. *steps quietly to the turn at the end of the hall* We’re almost to a side exit down this hall, but…

Sam: *walks over beside him and goes to yell down the hallway to check for zombies, but is silenced by a glare from Roland* ……Awwwww…

Roland: *looks around the corner to see a few zombies wandering about, one of which is chewing on some corpse* There are more up ahead.

Jared: Curses! *monocle drops from his eye into his glass of wine*

Mokuba: … *shakes head and looks at Roland* So now what?

Sam: Well now, of course we are going to go blow their heads to shreds! …Haha, I rhymed.

Jared: Awful, anyhoot let’s go! *runs around the corner unarmed*

*two seconds later*

Jared: *comes running back around the corner as a zombie*

Sam: Damn it! *stabs him in the forehead with the Sword and heals him* Unarmed is BAD. *Sword disappears*

Jared: Yeah I know. *looks at self* I still look like a zombie!! …AWESOME!

Sam: Hurrach! …Anyway. *cocks shotgun* Letsa go!

Jared: *brings out two uzis* Yes…let’s go. *puts on shades and mysteriously donned a trench coat from nowhere*

Sam: Woot! *runs around corner with Jared and lots of shooting is heard*

Faith: …I wonder if they can pull it off?

Mokuba: I didn’t even know they could use guns like that.

Roland: I’ll go check. *turns around to see Sam and Jared lurching towards him* Oh, you’re ba- wait a minute! *shoves them back*

Sam zombie: *falls to the ground and flails*

Jared zombie: *trips over Sam zombie and falls to the ground*

Faith: I guess they couldn’t.

Mokuba: *sigh* …So now what? *looks at them uneasily* …Wasn’t Sam the only one who could bring people back to normal?

Faith: *shrug* Dunno.

Jared: *stands up* UUUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Faith: …I see no difference.

Sam: *stands up too* UUHHHH- *trips*

Mokuba: *tilts head* Weeelll….

Roland: *loads his handgun* I know what to do.

Sam: *flailing on ground again*

Jared: *makes his way over to them*

Mokuba: What are we gonna do?
Roland: *aims, and shoots Jared right through the head*

Jared: *falls back dead…again*

Sam: *manages to stand up again only to get shot in the head and die*

Mokuba: …How is THAT gonna help?

Roland: They’ll come back. Now for the others. *goes around the corner and three shots are heard*

Mokuba: *blinks* Oh yeah, they always come back.

Sam: They sure do. Who does?

Jared: Yeah who?

Mokuba: …You guys

Sam: OH

Jared: I did not know that.

Sam: *looks at Jared* Hey, you’re not a zombie looking person anymore!

Jared: I know…what a sad day for humanity.

Roland: *comes back around the corner* Why couldn’t you kill those three? They weren’t really doing anything at all…one was walking into a wall.

Sam: It was the one in the middle. That one was mean

Jared: Yeah! Mean! I should go kill him.

Roland: He’s dead already. And anyway, we should leave. The gunshots have probably alerted other things to our presence, and I think it’s best we avoid that monster upstairs.

Jared: Yeah, you don’t mess with that thing man…it can do loop-de-loops.

Sam: Don’t forget the hat and cane dance. That thing is one tough bastard.

Jared: Yeah…let’s go.

*somewhere on the streets*

Jaeda: *walking along with the group and looks at Jack and Daniel* So…you two fuckin’?

Jack: *looks at her* What? No… *looks back at Daniel* God, even people we’ve never met think we’re gay.

Daniel: *shrug* It’s the way of people. *keep walking*

Jack: Yeah well I’m getting sick of it…well actually I was sick of it when it started…huh…well you get what I mean.

Daniel: Yeah, yeah, I get it.

Kaian: *turns around* Will you two shut up? Or do you want to be torn limb from limb by demons?

Jack: No…no.

Kaian: Then shut up. *turns back around and continues walking*

Jaeda: Huh. So, this all you could find of your posse?

Kaian: There might be more around the city…but they’ll do just fine.

Jaeda: *shrug* If they don’t, they were useless anyway. How far we gotta go now?

Kaian: Shouldn’t be that far…or… *looks at Reggie* did we miss our turn?

Reggie: *looks behind them then back again* I think so.

Kaian: Goddamn it! Alright let’s go back, idiot here wasn’t watching the street signs. *walks past everyone*

Reggie: …

Reinhard: *laughs at him*

Reggie: Shut up! *walks past him* …durak…

Reinhard: *stops laughing and follows him*

Jack: Aww! We gotta go all the way back?

Kaian: Quit your bitching and hurry up.

Jack: Whatever happened to “No Man Left Behind”?

Kaian: You’re obviously not a man.

Jack: *lowers head and follows him with Daniel*

Jaeda: Heh. Don’t worry, I hear puberty comes late sometime. *pats his shoulder and walks up ahead with the others*

Jack: Hey! I’m eighteen years old! If I-

Daniel: Jack, shut up.

Jack: …Fine, let’s go.

*later*

Kaian: *walking down the correct street with the others*

Someone: Kaian!

Kaian: Huh? *looks over to a burning car*

Someone: *runs out from behind car with someone else* Kaian! We found you!

Kaian: Logan?

Logan: Yeah… I brought fatso along with me…I mean Derek.

Derek: Come on, I’m not that fat, just…big.

Logan: Same thing, I’m surprised he could keep up with me when we were walking around.

Jaeda: More mafia ditchers? *looks at a street sign* We’re getting close now at least.

Kaian: And we’ll get there if we keep going, come on let’s go. *walks down the street followed by Reinhard and Reggie scowling at each other*

Logan: *sees Jack and Daniel and starts talking in a stereotypical gay person voice* Heeeey Jack having fun with Daaaniel? *starts laughing and goes over to him* I’m just fuckin around with you man, you know we’re kidding, come on fatso lets go. *walks ahead*

Derek: For the last time I’m not that fat! Christ. *follows him with Jack, Daniel and Jaeda*

Jaeda: You sure? Or did you go shoplifting at Lardo’s pillow shop?

Derek: Yeah I’m sure.

Jaeda: *about to say something, but sees something go by in the trees* Hey, just a sec. *jumps up on a fence, then onto a branch* Where’d you go…

Kaian: *stops then turns around* What are you doing?

Jaeda: Never you mind. Now where- Aha! *jumps out over them and tackles a monster that has jumped from a tree on the opposite side of the tree, and they land on the street*

Logan: JESUS CHRIST! …I thought Derek was a monster. *looks at him* Kidding bro.

Derek: *nods slowly*

Jaeda: *stands up holding the struggling monster* Any of you want a souvenir? No? Okay. *breaks the monsters neck and tosses it over the fence* Why are you still waiting anyway? Gawd. *starts walking*

Kaian: Right, come on you sacks of crap. *walks down the street followed by the rest*

*on another street*

Seth: So do we wait here for him or go find him? I think we’ll get ambushed if we stay, but we might get lost if we go look for him.

Samaya: We could just go back to the house…I think a lot of the demons were scared away from the area by Grage and Icarus, at least for a while. And that’s where he’ll come looking for us, right?

Seth: Yeah, so let’s go back then shall we?

*at Sam’s and Jared’s hoose*

Seth: *goes to the front door and turns doorknob then the whole door falls down with him still holding the broken off doorknob* …Well. *drops doorknob and walks in*

Vlaid: Ah…I wanted to ask, how much time do we have to close that portal anyway?

Seth: Right, I was going to tell you that before we left but I guess I forgot. Let’s see, when we were still there we had about thirty-six hours to close the portal so…how long ago was that? About three hours? We still have some time, but we HAVE to find Sam, it’s important, but as long as demons keep coming out that portal can’t be closed, so we gotta block it somehow.

Vlaid: Hm…but how do you block a portal? That thing keeps growing, too.

Seth: That’s something I’m trying to figure out, it’s expanding so rapidly that if it’s not closed within the next four hours it’ll be too big to stop anything from coming through…that being said we technically only have four hours to find Sam.

Samaya: *frowns* Trust that moron to be the cause of a potential end of the realm. What will we do in a worst case scenario?

Seth: What do you mean?

Samaya: If we can’t close the portal. Will we leave the realm?

Seth: Most likely, if we can’t close it in time, Earth will become overrun with demons, in about a week this will become the “New” Hell if you would. So leaving the realm would be the best thing to do…in a situation like this.

Samaya: Hmph. Sam better be able to help then, because I know damn well I am not leaving anytime soon.

Vlaid: I’m sure there’s something we can do.

Seth: Not at the moment actually…right now we’re pretty much useless. I’m useless cause all my inventions were powered by the sun, Geri can’t fly anymore cause the solar batteries ran out of power, but if you can think of something we can do then be my guest.

Vlaid: Well…it’s a portal, and an evil one at that, so I’m not sure how effective your inventions may have been, but we still have magic to consider, right? Although, that was never really my forte…

Seth: If you wanna use magic go right ahead…hey wait…can magic emulate power similar to the sun?

Vlaid: Hm…yeah, actually I’ve heard of that. We’d better hurry though, since whatever’s leaking out of that portal is probably weakening any magic present as well.

Seth: Yeah most likely. Geri, Leanne, come with me, we have to invent something that may save this realm within the next four hours. *takes them into the kitchen*

Samaya: Worth a shot. I’m going to keep watch by the door then, who knows might show up.

*somewhere*

Jared: We should find Seth and them again.

Sam: Isn’t that what we were trying to do?

Jared: Yeah but then I remembered that’s what we were going to do.

Sam: …Oh.

Roland: We’ve made it out of the house, for now. I just wonder if it’s possible to get to the garage at all.

Sam: Or if Seto’s poor, defenseless limos are okay.

Mokuba: Who cares about the limos?

Sam: You’re right. I hope his poor, defenseless but incredibly awesome cars are okay too.

Jared: Right now, I care less about everything except saving myself, now if I were Seth…where would I be? …*snaps fingers* Right here! *points in front of him* …CURSES! *thinks* OH! He more than likely found Grage and Icarus already, so maybe they’re at our hoose! *looks around* …But where the HELL are we?

Sam: We’re at Seto’s mansion.

Jared: That tell me A LOT! Where in the city is it? We jumped out of the helicopter when we were over who knows where.

Sam: I don’t know, I never pay attention when I’m in the limo. OH! Roland, you must know exactly how to get to my hoose from here by now!

Roland: Every possible way. *brings out a map and shows them all the ways marked* This way is the shortest. *point*

Jared: FANTASTIC! …How long will it take by foot?

Roland: Four and a half hours. If we run, four hours and 15 minutes.

Jared: FOUR HOURS!? Well never mind I’m taking the bus…oh wait.

Sam: Yeah…uh, no.

Roland: Well, that’s why I wanted to take a look in the garage. Or at least at the helicopter.

Jared: *looks at the road* There’s so much debris everywhere, It’ll be pretty hard by car. *looks at the sky and sees winged demons and such* And if we take to the skies…well, I don’t know what’ll happen to us.

Roland: *surveys the roads and sky* Please. I’ve gotten Mr. Kaiba to meetings on time in traffic worse than this.

Jared: Then get your limo and let’s get the hell home! YEAH!

Roland: *goes to the garage and opens it with his keycard* Let’s hurry, then.

Sam: Have I told you how awesome you are yet, Roland?

Roland: Many times, Ms. Samantha.

Mokuba: Come on, already! Hey, you’re sure Seto will stay in New York for now, right Roland?
Roland: *opens door to a car inside* Yes, he’s not due back until tomorrow evening, at least.

Sam: *gets in car with everyone else* I hope this portal doesn’t grow too big before we get it closed. Those stupid monsters are already spreading so fast.

Jared: Yeah…so let’s get over there quick!

Roland: *nods and puts the key in the ignition* Put your seatbelts on. *turns key and the car starts up, and he drives forward about a meter before the tires pop and they roll to a stop*

Sam: …That was epic.

Jared: I know, we made it so far.

Roland: Tsch! What happened? *takes seatbelt off and gets out to inspect the tires* What the… *reaches down to pick something up*

Sam: *looks out the window and sees the spiny thing he’s about to pick up* Hey, don’t touch that! *gets out*

Roland: These things also came from the portal…?

Sam: Probably. Stupid ugly things!! *gets out a bat and smashes it*

Roland: *sigh* We’ll have to find another way then, they’ve most likely gotten to the other cars.

Sam: Crap! …To the airmobile! *leaves the garage*

Jared: We take to the skies now! *jumps out of car and leaves garage too*

Mokuba: *gets out of the car too and follows with Roland*

Roland: The helicopter is just above here. *motions to a ladder* …This isn’t supposed to be down…

Mokuba: There’s probably more of them up there too, couldn’t we just find another way?

Sam: Hm…maybe Bob can help!

Jared: Or… *steps further into the driveway* Yeah he could help actually, we just have to- *gets snatched by a large winged demon and carried off into the distance*

Sam: …God DAMN IT! …Now he’s gonna be even more lost!

Mokuba: Or dead! Geez!

Sam: He’ll be back someday. Or live on in our hearts.
Faith: He won’t die! I will not allow it! *grows her wings to a larger size* He’s not dying damn it! *draw sword and flies after the demon but after a second of being in the air her wings shrink back to resting size and she falls into a bush*

Sam: …That was epic.

Faith: *gets out then looks in the direction where Jared was carried off* DAMN IT! …He’s gone.

Sam: Hm…there’s only one thing to do in a situation like this.

Johnson: …Hoohwah?

Sam: Oh, you’re alive! Hurray!

Johnson: Hoohwah.

Sam: Now, we-

Mokuba: Go after your brother?

Roland: Kill the monsters hiding in the wheels?
Sam: …No.

Jimmy and Corpse Dan Joe: *appear out of nowhere and start doing the Red River Jig to fiddle music from mysterious origins*

Sam: *controlling them and laughing like an idiot*

Jimmy and Corpse Dan Joe: *gets snatched up by another giant winged demon and are carried off into the distance*

Sam: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! …Okay, Bob that’s enough.

Bob: *stops playing the fiddle* DOOM?

Mokuba: …What was that supposed to accomplish?!

Sam: Comic relief. But that fricken frick demon went and blew it!

Bob: *loads rocket launcher* DOOM?

Sam: Yes. Yes you can.

Bob: *aims at the demon which is in the distance* DOOM. *fires*

Sam: You can still see the other one too, right?
Bob: Doom. *squints his eye and fires again*

Sam: Good! Say, that won’t kill Jared, will it?

Bob: …

Sam: …Well?!

Bob: DOOM!
Sam: …I see.

*in the air*

Jared: *being flown over a part of the city he’s never seen* What a view, this is a great view isn’t it? *looks at the demon* …What’s that noise? *looks behind the demon and sees a trail of smoke coming towards them* …OH GOD! NO! I’M GONNA DIE! *gets hit by the rocket and is blown to bits along with the entire bottom half of the demon carrying him*

*back with the others*

Sam: Well, it’s kind of like fireworks at least.

Mokuba: How is that supposed to make it better?

Sam: I dunno. Fireworks are cool.

Jared: But not when it’s someone who got blown to hundreds of pieces.

Sam: Yeah…yeah.

Mokuba: *stares* …I’m never going to get used to that.

Sam: That’s too bad. It’s quite common with us.

Roland: *clears throat* Anyway, while you were busy, I think I’ve managed to get rid of those little things in the car wheels.

Sam: Really? How?

Roland: I lured them with…eh…food.

Sam: Food, huh. Figures. *suddenly remembers something* Awwww!! Man, my corpse puppets! *starts mourning them* Th- there just weren’t any corpse puppets as awesome as those two.

Bob: DOOM. *holds them up*

Sam: *stops mourning instantaneously* Oh, sweet! *makes them jig*

Mokuba: Can we go?! *already in the car with Roland*

Roland: Let’s hope I got all of them.

Sam: Yey! *goes to car* Looks like Bob wasn’t needed after all.

Bob: DOOM?! *holds up rocket launcher*
Sam: …I mean, of course, he’s so awesome, we wouldn’t want to waste his precious time.

Bob: …DOOM?!

Sam: And he was a great help to us anyway.

Bob: Doom. *disappears*

Jared: *in car* Let’s roll. *puts on shades*

*back at the hoose*

Seth: *making a machine with what little metal is left in the house with Leanne and Geri*

Matthew: *sitting on the couch with Hailey, Samaya and Vlaid* So…Hailey, after this is all done I guess it’ll be our job to re-populate the human race huh?

Hailey: *punches him* Get out of here.

Vlaid: There are probably lots of humans left.

Samaya: That was an attempt at a pick up line. Which SUCKED

Vlaid: I know.

Kaian: *walks in the broken down door* Hello? Anyone here? *sees Samaya and them* Oh you’re here.

Samaya: It’s about time! You shouldn’t just take off like that without telling anybody, you know.

Kaian: Eh, what are you gonna do. *sits on couch too*

Samaya: Well, I could tell your little friends there about that time when dad caught you-

Kaian: No don’t!

Samaya: But it was so funny.

Kaian: Maybe to you, but not to me.

Samaya: Which is precisely why it’s funny

Kaian: …I hate you.

Samaya: Heh, be careful what you say to people who know all your secrets, ne little brother?

Kaian: Whatever.

Samaya: Psh. Find anything interesting?

Kaian: Nah, just these guys. *motions to his goons*

Samaya: Hm. I’ve only met this one…Reggie was it?

Reggie: *nods*

Vlaid: What now? I mean, we could look for Sam and Jared while Seth is building with the others, right?

Kaian: Nah, I don’t feel like looking for idiots…I already did that.

Jaeda: I wasn’t looking, but what did I get? *goes and sits down* They should at least know to come back here if they have anything resembling brain cells.

Kaian: But they jumped out of that helicopter like the morons they are over a part of the city they probably don’t know, then it crashed cause of you. *points at Reggie*

Reinhard: *laughs at him again*

Reggie: *glares at him* … *punches him in the nose*

Samaya: Hey, hey, no fighting amongst ourselves. If you do that, do it outside.

Jack: Yeah what’s wrong with you?

Logan: What’s the matter Jack? Can’t talk to your boyfriend during a fight? *starts laughing*

Samaya: *dry look* What kind of people are you hiring…?

Kaian: These guys…obviously.

Samaya: Well tell them to cut it out.

Kaian: Fine. *brings out gun and shoots the ceiling* Shut up.

Goons: *shut up*

Samaya: Thank you.

Jaeda: Now it’s boring again.

Kaian: It’s always boring around here.

Vlaid: I don’t know, a portal to hell down the street is kind of interesting.

Samaya: Oh yes, that’s just what we needed to brighten our sad, sad lives. *sarcasm*

Jaeda: Only in your case. What do you do for fun, watch the mold grow on your toast?

Samaya: Yeah right. At least I don’t feel the need to start petty fights over nothing like a child.

Vlaid: *sighs and gets up* I’m going to see how things are going in the kitchen… *leaves*

Derek: Man…I’m starving, is there any food here?

Logan: *looks at him* Daaamn Tubba Blubba, you just ate on our way here.

Derek: I know…

Samaya: *looks annoyed* Sam better get here soon…

Kaian: Why what’s going on?

Samaya: Apparently we need her to help close that stupid portal, or at least prevent it from growing bigger, which is what Seth is working on…I don’t know how, though.

Kaian: It’s Seth he can do anything with metal.

Samaya: Yes, but there’s a time limit as well if we want to help Grage or Icarus.

Kaian: Speaking of which, they’re sealed up right?

Samaya: Yes, they almost started fighting before Vlaid and Hailey got them in.

Kaian: Hm. *gets up* This is boring, there’s no T.V.

Samaya: Of course not, the power’s out. Find something else to do.

Kaian: *looks at Hailey* Hmmm…

Samaya: Don’t take my words out of context.

Kaian: *sits back down* Man, you’re such a fun killer.

Samaya: It’s not my fault you obey me on a whim.

Kaian: That’s cause…never mind.

Samaya: *smirk* Mr. I-got-caught-while-

Kaian: *covers her mouth* Quiet.

Jaeda: What? Now I want to know.

Kaian: It doesn’t need to be known.

Jaeda: *pokes Samaya* Come on, tell me. Use the mind link

Samaya: I thought the mind link was blocked?

Jaeda: Then say it

Samaya: It doesn’t concern you.

Jaeda: Pff…probably something stupid.

Samaya: Indeed…

Kaian: Very.

Vlaid: *comes back with Smokey* Well, Seth says they’re working as fast as they can, but he didn’t tell me what it was. Oh, and I found this in the basement. *sits back down on the couch*

Kaian: *looks* Ha! You call that a cat?

Vlaid: That’s what it is, isn’t it? *pets her*

Smokey: *gives Kaian the evil eye*

Kaian: Don’t you stare at me. *looks forward again*

Samaya: Say, don’t Sam and Jared have a family here?

Vlaid: …Somewhere.

Samaya: … *shrug*

*all sit there for a while in silence*

Jaeda: …Fuck, I’m bored.

Kaian: We all are.

Samaya: Yes…why are you here anyway?

Jaeda: For- … *thinks* You know, I forgot.

Vlaid: You came with us to a ancient temple, didn’t you?

Jaeda: Ah, that’s it. Then the monsters.

Vlaid: Then the monsters.

*silence again*

Smokey: *walks away*

Vlaid: Aw. *looks around the room* So…who are these guys?

Kaian: *starts pointing at them* Jack, Daniel, Derek, Logan, Reinhard, and Reggie.

Vlaid: Oh…I think I’ve seen Reggie before, but that’s it.

*silence*

Jack: *looks around* SO…what’s new?

Jaeda: *stands up* I’m leaving.

Samaya: That’s not new, you always leave.

Jaeda: Yeah, well your momma was a whore. *goes to open a portal but it fails* Aw fuck, now what?

Samaya: WHAT did you say?

Jaeda: I said AW FUCK

Samaya: *glares* You are such a- … *sigh* Oh, forget it.

Jaeda: Well, I can’t get a portal to the Vampire Realm open.

Vlaid: What? *tries and fails as well* Damn…that kind of cancels out our last resort plan.

Samaya: Great, just great. *sits up* Kaian.

Kaian: Huh?

Samaya: Your place. Nothing can get in, right?

Kaian: I sure hope so.

Samaya: You better hope so! I don’t want anything to happen to Kaian.

Kaian: Thanks, I’ll try to stay safe.

Samaya: You know damn well who I’m referring to.

Kaian: Course I do.

Vlaid: Hm…I have a question for Seth now, but he’s still busy.

Jaeda: So go ask him.

Vlaid: But he’s-

Jaeda: Oh well.

Samaya: *looks out the broken window* Hey, there are demons down the street there.

Kaian: Great.

Vlaid: I don’t think they’re headed this way…hey, the cat is out there!

Smokey: *eating grass*

Kaian: Too risky.

Vlaid: I’ll put her back downstairs, it doesn’t look like anything even tried to get down there before, for whatever reason… *goes out the window and catches Smokey before she runs away*

Jaeda: Even demons would die down there.

Vlaid: *comes back in with Smokey* Well, I don’t know about that… *goes and puts her downstairs before going and sitting down on the couch*

*silence again*

Kaian: …*looks at Matthew* Hey, Matthew.

Matthew: *looks up* Huh?

Kaian: Wanna make fifty bucks?

Matthew: You know I do.

Kaian: Alright. *looks at Hailey who is sleeping* Kiss her and I’ll give you fifty dollars.

Matthew: OKAY! *does so*

Hailey: *wakes up* Mmm? …Huh? *pulls away* You little prick! *punches him and he goes flying and lands by Kaian’s feet*

Matthew: *looks at Kaian and holds out his hand* Fifty bucks?

Kaian: Nah, I don’t have any money. *looks at Samaya* Falls for it every time.

Samaya: *shakes head*

Vlaid:*looks out the window* …What’s that sound?

Kaian: Hm? *looks*

*car comes whipping around the corner down the street with a monster on it*

Samaya: Eh? *squints* What the hell is that?

Jaeda: It’s a car.

Samaya: I know, shut up!

Vlaid: Um, it’s heading this way.

Car: *swerving on the road, but the monster on top of it doesn’t let go*

Samaya: *still watching* That car…is that Kaiba’s car?

Kaian: I don’t know…maybe.

Car: *speeding towards them, still swerving until it clips the side of another burning car and tilts over until it flips, skidding across the road and the lawn to the broken window*

Samaya: It’s gonna crash!

Kaian: Eh, this house is damaged enough as it is.

Samaya: *moves away from the window before the car breaks the wall and comes to a stop*

*more silence*

Vlaid: …Are they alive?

Kaian: *goes up to it* Maybe. *kicks the window and it shatters* Are you alive?

Sam: *inside* …I’m full of glass now, but yes I’m alive.

Kaian: Hey, it’s Sam and them…great.

Vlaid: I thought I heard your voices! *goes to help them out* Oh, Roland’s here too?

Roland: Yes…I tried to make it unharmed, but the car is wrecked. *gets out and helps Mokuba*

Mokuba: Man, that was close.

Jared: *gets out and brushes himself off calmly* …LET’S DO THAT AGAIN!

Sam: You do that. *looks out the window* Hey, the monster is gone.

Mokuba: No, it’s just…all over the road.

Jared: *looks* Woah.

Roland: In any case, we got here safely.

Sam: Yep! So, who’s all here? Nobody else got separated, did they?

Kaian: Nah, we’re all here.

Sam: Oh. Hey! Did you guys find Grage?

Vlaid: Yes, he’s in those chambers now.

Seth: *walks back in living room* Alright I’m done. *looks* Oh, there you are.

Sam: Hi Seth

Seth: Fantastic, now we can get the demons away from the portal while you close it. Come on let’s get out there.

Sam: O RLY? Okay

Kaian: Now hold on a second, did I hear you say we’re going out there? As in…to the portal?

Seth: Yeah, that’s it.

Kaian: You serious? …Alright fine, let’s go.

Sam: Why are you scared? We’re less than a block away from it.

Seth: Alright, let’s go now, we got- *looks at watch which is broken* I have no idea, but I know we got less time than before. *leaves*

Sam: If we have at least 3 Frieza minutes, it’s all good. *walks out*

Seth: *comes back in* Come on, everyone has to help in killing off these demons. *leaves again*

Jaeda: Finally, something to do. *goes outside*

Vlaid: *follows as well*

Sam: Hey Seth!

Seth: What?

Sam: How big are those chambers, anyway?

Seth: Big enough.

Sam: If we fail, will Grage and Icarus escape?

Seth: In time yes.

Sam: I see…

Samaya: Let’s get this over with, then. *takes out sword*

Kaian: *comes out with Kusarigama* Let’s do this.

*everyone else follows armed with something*

Seth: Alright. *cocks shotgun* Let’s go.

Sam: Whoa, look at the size of it already! It’s almost reaching our hoose!

Seth: Then we got no time to lose.

*everyone starts running down the street screeching like banshees*

Demons: *look over from whatever they’re doing and snarl*

Sam: So, what’s the plan, Seth?

Seth: Vlaid will use whatever magic he knows to emulate the sun, I’ll use this to halt the portals growth, and you’ll close it, everyone else will have to fend the demons off while we do this.

Sam: Okay…but I might need some help to close it, I couldn’t do it by myself last time.

Seth: Then I’ll…um…Samaya?

Samaya: I’ll help her. There’s enough people other than us to watch for demons.

Seth: Good.

*everyone runs towards the mailbox at the end of the street while fending off the demons*

Jaeda: This is too easy. *kicks a demon in half*

Faith: *assisting in getting Seth, Vlaid, Samaya and Sam closer to the portal*

Sam: Say Vlaid, I didn’t know you used magic before.

Vlaid: I’m not…that good at it actually, but I’ll try.

Faith: *slicing demons to pieces* Alright, this is as close as I can get.

Sam: Faith, you’re an angel, can you help Vlaid with light magic?

Faith: I could try I guess…

Seth: Alright, do it!

Sam: Come on, Vlaid! *waves a ‘Go Vlaid’ flag*

Vlaid: Okay. *goes to the machine with Faith* Where do we concentrate it?

Seth: Anywhere, it’ll have the same effect wherever it is.

Vlaid: Alright. Hope I do it right… *holds hands out over it with Faith and starts focusing light energy over the machine*

Seth: *looks at Sam* Come on, we have to protect these guys at all costs.

Sam: But of course! Hey everyone, kill any idiot who goes for Vlaid or Faith! …Or me and Samaya!

*few minutes later*

Jared: *stabbing demons with a butter knife* Ha! Take that!

Seth: *looks at Vlaid and Faith then at the machine’s power* Almost done.

Sam: *watching the portal* It’s not growing as fast as it was before now…

Samaya: We have to get ready to close it soon now, so pay attention.

Sam: I am.

Machine: *beeps*

Seth: It’s done!

Faith: *stops concentrating* Alright fire it!

Seth: *goes over to it and presses a button*

Machine: *whirrs and gives off a bright light*

Winged Demon: *swoops in and destroys the machine*

Everyone: *shocked*

Sam: *points at it* YOU BASTARD!! *chucks a brick in its general direction*

Seth: *drops to knees* DAMN IT! We were so close…

Sam: Never mind! Hey, anyone and everyone here who can open and close portals, hurry up and help me and Samaya! Seth, you have a portal machine, right?

Seth: Yeah…it’s gone though.

Sam: What? What the hell happened to it?

Seth: Demons got to it.

Sam: Argh, forget it then.

Samaya: Need some help here! *trying to close the portal*

*everyone who can open or close portals steps up and helps*

Sam: It’s…kinda working…I think

Seth: This is our last hope, I really want it to work.

Mokuba: *watching* I feel kinda useless here…

Jaeda: *helping close the portal* You’re always useless, mop! Now step back!

Mokuba: You don’t have to be such a jerk! *grumbles and looks around* Where did Roland go?

Faith: Come on…where are you? It should’ve reached them by now.

*in the distance*

Lynyl: *flying towards the portal with fifty other angels* Go down and give it to them! *flies faster*

Seth: *watching the portal* It’s getting bigger! This isn’t helping!

Sam: Well, we’re trying! Sorry!

Jared: *had his butter knife stolen by a smaller demon and is now in a stare down with it* Bring it! Hm? *looks behind him* Hey! Angels!

Faith: *turns around* Finally!

Other angels: *touch down and begin killing hordes of demons*

Lynyl: *touches down in front of Faith* Heard you need assistance.

Faith: Yeah I called for you guys like two hours ago. After you’re done killing these things off you can help in closing this portal.

Sam: There’s too many coming out of the portal to concentrate on killing them all; split into groups to help us and kill them!

Faith: She’s right, there’s way too many.

Lynyl: Alright then. *turns to other angels* I need ten of you over here now!

*ten come over*

Lynyl: *turns to the ones trying to close the portal* Rest, we’ll take over from here.

Sam: Ah…you sure?

Lynyl: We’ve dealt with this before and we can do it again.

Sam: Now that’s just swell. *collapses*

Lynyl: *turns to others* Circle formation, now!

*the ten get into circle formation*

Seth: *feels the ground shake* …Uh oh. *looks back over at Sam’s and Jared’s hoose* This can’t be good.

*giant explosion is heard then two giant shadowy figures climb out of the ground*

Vlaid: They…got out

Sam: *slowly gets up* Uhhh? *sees two huge looming monsters down the street* HOLY CRAP! *collapses*

Jared: They’re gonna kill everything in their path! Then they’re gonna kill us! …OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!

Samaya: Shit.

Vlaid: *looks at Seth* Is it…too late for them now?

Seth: No, but it’s getting close.

Vlaid: What do we do?!

Seth: They won’t recognize anyone now…we have to…keep them away somehow.

Sam: *staring at them* They’re, um…coming this way.

Lynyl: *sees them coming down the street* Alright! Some of you over there! Keep those things away from here!

Grage: *has his eye on them, and is coming over the yards, smashing anything in his way*

Lynyl: Go! Get over there now!

*half of the angels fighting the demons off fly over there*

Vlaid: Don’t kill them!

Lynyl: They won’t. *raises arms in the air* Alright men, concentrate every bit of energy you have to me, this will destroy the portal once and for all.

Sam: So…I’m really not the only person who accidently opened this portal?

Lynyl: No, last time they linked one to our realm. Anyway, go!

*the angels in the formation begin focusing all energy towards Lynyl*

Jared: *has gotten his butter knife back and is now constantly stabbing the demon who stole it from him* There it’s dead. *sees it move* AH! *stabs it* There, it’s dead. *sees it move again* AH! *stabs it* There…it’s dead. *keep going on like that*

Icarus: *begins trying to get the angels away from him by hitting them out of the air*

Kaian: It’s working, they’re distracted.

Jaeda: Good. Concentrate on killing these little things then. *punches a demon twice her size in the gut*

Icarus: *grabs an angel out of the air and crushes it in his hand*

Sam: BAD ICARUS! BAD!

Grage: *stomps on Sam*

Sam: *just…not there anymore*

Grage: *roars and swipes an angel out of the sky*

Icarus: *begins ignoring them and continues his way forward*

Grage: *swishing his tail as he goes by and hits Icarus in the leg*

Icarus: *roars and glares at Grage*

Seth: Uh oh, they’re gonna fight!

Lynyl: *still has arms raised* USE FORCE! Do anything! Keep them out of here!

*angels around Grage and Icarus begin drawing their weapons*

Grage: *glares right back at Icarus and claws him in the face*

Icarus: *stumbles back, but then comes forward and bites into his arm*

Grage: *snarls and whips his tail at Icarus again, hitting him in the side and digging his claws into his shoulder*

Jared: *looks back from repeatedly killing the same demon* Oh Christ!

Faith: Are you done yet?

Lynyl: Almost, just a few more minutes.

Sam: Damn, they’re fricken huge. They’ll probably do each other a lot more damage than we could infli- OH MY GO- *stomped again*

Jared: AH! HAHA! You got de-MOWNED! *gets impaled by a wooden beam from a house Grage destroyed*

Grage: *pushing Icarus back as they fight and they are getting even closer to the group*

Lynyl: *looks over* Damn it, where are they?

Faith: They’re gone, they got killed.

Lynyl: ALL OF THEM?!

Faith: Yeah, I seen.

Sam: *appears again* …And Grage and Icarus aren’t even taking notice! Okay, this time, I will not be stomped! I REFUSE to be stom- AAAHHHHHHHH!!! *ducks just before a wrecked car goes flying over her head* …PHEW! *stands up* That was clo- OH MY G- *stomped*

Jared: *sits back up with the beam still through him* HA! Stomped! *gets hit by the wrecked car*

Samaya: *has gone further away from the portal with Mokuba and Kaian’s goons* What can we do in this situation…?

Logan: I really don’t know, I just hope we don’t get killed.

Samaya: Yes…ah, that’s it! *gets out from behind the bushes and runs back to where everyone else is*

Logan: Damn it Derek, you scared her off cause you’re so huge.

Derek: *looks at him* Shut up.

Logan: … *looks beside him at Mokuba* So what you up to mop?

Mokuba: My name is MOKUBA. And I’m sitting here with a bunch of other people who are useless in this situation

Logan: Yeah…I guess you are.

Faith: *cutting demons in pieces* Done yet?

Lynyl: Just about.

Icarus and Grage: *getting closer with their highly dangerous fight*

Matthew: *kicking the crap out of various demons with the aid of Hailey, Geri, Seth and Leanne*

Jared: *has come back and stolen his butter knife back again* I’m not killing you again. *runs over to Matthew and them* Need assistance? I was trained in the seven deadly arts of cutting butter.

Jaeda: …Fascinating. Can you do this? *grabs a demon and rips it in half like a phone book*

Jared: Nah, but I can do this! *thrusts knife forward and it pokes Hailey in the back* HA!

Hailey: *turns around* What was that for?

Jared: It’s a way to cut butter.

Hailey: Right. *turns back around*

Sam: *in a tree* HA! I can’t be stomped up here. You ready Johnson?

Johnson: Hoohwah! *big toothy monkey smile and a thumbs up*

Sam: Alright! Give me a coconut.

Johnson: *hands one over*
Sam: Okay…steady…steady… *holds it out and drops it, and it bounces off a demon’s head* AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Johnson: Hooohwaaaahwahahahahaha!!!

Demon: *growls and glares at them*

Sam: You can’t get us up here, sucka!

Demon: *grabs the tree trunk and starts shaking it*

Sam: AAAAHHH!! ABANDON SHIP!

Johnson: *leaps out of the tree and gets snatched up by a winged demon and carried off into the distance* HWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaahhhh….

Sam: …Crud.

Demon: *breaks the tree trunk and tosses the whole thing away*

Sam: AAHHHHH!!! *lands in a mess of tree on the ground* Ow…uh…I’m alive? I’m alive! HURRA- *stomped*

Icarus: *grabs Grage’s tail and breaks it in two places*

Grage: *snarls and digs his teeth into Icarus’ shoulder, ripping out a chunk*

Icarus: *pulls away and digs claws into his stomach*

Both: *get really close to the formation*

Faith: Done? They’re practically right there.

Lynyl: Alright! It’s finished! *lowers arms*

*all angels in the formation stop and pass out*

Lynyl: *points palm toward middle of portal* Here it goes! *concentrates all energy to his hand* …ECLIPSE! *gigantic beam of light fires into the portal making it become unstable*

Icarus and Grage: *get blinded by the light*

Demons within vicinity of the beam: *get vaporized*

Other demons: *turn to stone*

Portal: *begins sucking in whatever came out of it*

Jared: *trying to stab the same demon as before but it’s now stone* I wasn’t finished with you! *watches it get sucked into the portal* DAMN IT! We will meet again!

Sam: *reappears* Aw man…finally back. What’s with all this wind?! *gets bowled over by a large demon turned statue as it gets sucked into the portal* OW!! *dies*

Jared: Hahahaha! Statue’d! *turns around and gets hit by the monster that originally started this whole thing*

*sky starts turning lighter and the clouds part*

Samaya: *watches everything as she heals Seth* Finally…

Portal: *gets smaller and smaller before it finally disappears*

Lynyl: *lowers arm and collapses* …We won again…

Sam: With only a few casualties!

*angels dead everywhere*

Lynyl: *looks around* Out of fifty…there’s only seventeen left...damn.

Sam: Um…can they come back?

Lynyl: Yeah…only in their own realm though.

Faith: *goes over to him and help him up* Thanks a lot Lynyl, you really helped us out. *looks at everyone else* Same with all of you.

Sam: Yeah, we’d be screwed without ya.

Grage: *has stopped fighting with Icarus and is struggling to keep standing before he just collapses*

Sam: *watches Grage stumble* TIMBEERRRRR- OH MY GOD! *gets crushed*

Icarus: *falls backward into a house*

Vlaid: Grage! *runs over to him*

Grage: *still a huge monster, but is slowly reverting to his original demon form*

Hailey: *looks at Icarus* …He’ll be fine.

Icarus: *back to his sixth demon form and just lying there unconscious*

Grage: *also unconscious*

Vlaid: *approaches him cautiously* He’s still a monster…

Sam: *goes over too* Yeah, but at least he’s not taller than houses anymore. Which means I’m now safe from any further stomping incidents!

Vlaid: Look at him, he’s bleeding everywhere…

Sam: Poor, poor monster…I mean Grage.

Jared: The important thing is…this whole thing is over and everything is back to the way it was.

*city is shown with huge fires in certain places and various buildings are destroyed*

Jared: And besides, now everyone who died is back to life! Like that group of people over there! *points to a huge hoard of zombies coming towards them*

Sam: …They sure do look hungry

Jared: Hmmm…I think those are zombies now that I look at them…we got a huge amount of the city peoples to deal with here!

Sam: Damn it! You mean we have to kill all these undead people and then bring them back to life?

Jared: Yup…but you can’t kill zombies without destroying their brains, and if you destroy their brains…then we’ll have to collect them from the street, and I REALLY don’t want to scrape brains off of surfaces again.

Sam: But you barely helped me get Roland’s brain.

Jared: That’s cause it was a tiring job. Anyway, if you have a gun just shoot them in the head.

Sam: I don’t have a gun! Hey Kaian’s goons, you can help now!

Kaian’s goons: *walk in front of everyone and pull their guns out all dramatically and slow motion*

Jared: Hurry up they’re getting closer! Pull your guns out faster!

Bob: *appears out of nowhere with Bill* DOOM.

Bill: STARS!

Jared: Grand ol idea.

Bill and Bob: *pull out their rocket launchers and load them*

Jared: Wait! Not those! Jeez, save your rockets, use your mini guns.

Kaian’s goons: *finally finish pulling their guns out*

Logan: Let’s do this.

*all of them charge towards the hoard, guns-a-blazing*

Bill and Bob: *aim rocket launchers*
Jared: Damn it! Bill come on, stop!

Bill: STARS!

Jared: What do you mean your mini gun doesn’t work cause it was tossed in the washing machine with your trench coat?

Bill: STARS!

Jared: Oh…just try not to kill those people killing the zombies over there

Bill: Stars?

Jared: Because you can’t now hurry up and fire.

Bob: *has already blasted half of the group of zombies away*

Bill: *fires and takes out a lot of them too*

*few seconds later*

Reinhard: *spins gun on finger, blows on the barrel and holsters it* Vollkommen. *walks past Reggie and shoves him into a bush*

Samaya: *going around slicing zombie’s heads off* There’s so damn many…hey, I think I work with this ho. DIE! *slices head off*

Jared: It’s a good portion of the city on the road yessiree bob.

Bob: DOOM?!

Jared: What!? Oh no, sorry.

Bob: DOOM. *goes back to shooting zombies*

Jared: *goes back with the others* This is going to take a while for everything to get rebuilt.

Matthew: Unless Bill and Bob do it.

Jared: You’re right for a change, they can get this entire city rebuilt just like that.

Sam: Huzzah, for cheap nemesis labor!

Bob: DOOM?

Sam: Uh, I said huzzah for neat demonless weather.

Bob: …Doom? *shakes head and shoots up more zombies*

Jared: I’m glad everything is not overridden by Hell, now it’s just overridden by zombies…oh well, next time, let’s go home I’m tired of standing here.

Sam: You can’t leave, we haven’t finished yet!

Jared: Really? *looks around* Seems like we have…or not. What do we have left to do?

Sam: Well, all these buildings and such need to be rebuilt, all of the people need to be revived, and then we need to make sure we didn’t forget anything, and then we need to play Mario Kart.

Jared: Oh right, well let’s get started then.

Lynyl: Well, guess I’d better leave.

Faith: What about the other angels around?

Lynyl: I’ll get them, so long everyone. *opens various portals under the dead angels then leaves*

Other angels: *leave too*

Sam: Bye angels! *waves at nothing*

Bob: *comes over* DOOM. *points behind him*

Sam: You killed all of them? Are you sure?

Jared: Yeah he killed them all…I hope. Are they all dead Bill?

Bill: STARS!

Jared: Alright they’re dead, so do we revive them now?

Sam: The city is still destroyed and on fire with blood everywhere, so…no

Jared: But we can’t re-paint, re-build, or any other word that begins with the prefix “re” before they all start to rot.

Sam: Well, that’s what freezers are for. Not popsicles. Yup

Jared: Alright then, get us a large industrial sized freezer.

Sam: I only have one, there’s not enough room.

Jared: What if you removed the brains from the head and put them in containers?

Sam: That could work…yes. You all do that while I help Johnson…over here. *walks to a corner and starts playing Go Fish with Johnson*

Jared: *goes over and kicks the deck of cards* Just get the freezer.

Sam: Don’t you go kicking mah cards and ordering me around! I’ll kick YOUR deck of cards and order you around! …Johnson! Get the freezer!

Johnson: HooHWAH! *disappears, and reappears moments later with a humongous freezer*

Sam: Now…where do we plug it in?

Jared: I dunno, it still seems like there’s no power.

Sam: Well, the sun is still up…Seth, do you have a source of power for the freezer?

Seth: I sure do. *whips out a giant solar panel from his pocket*

Sam: Neat. *plugs in freezer* I hope everyone else has been busy carving out brains for the freezer while we were talking.

Matthew: *carting over a large amount of containers* Yeah we’re already done.

Sam: That was fast…

Mokuba: I didn’t even know there were freezers this big. *pokes it*

Sam: Well there are. Deal with it

Mokuba: I didn’t say anything about-

Sam: We sure are, Mokuba. We sure are.

Mokuba: Wha?

Sam: No.

Jared: Now that all the brains are collected, do we begin to reconstruct?

Sam: Since I assume that’s what Bill and Bob have been doing so far, yes!

Bill and Bob: *look over from their game of Go Fish* STARS/DOOM?!

Sam: …Okay, NOW we start reconstructing.

Jared: Damn, this is gonna take years to finish.

*few hours later*

Jared: Damn, this took years to finish.

Sam: I know. Now, people will be severely confused when they wake up, since I don’t know where they all live and I’ll have to leave em lying around, but…oh well. We’ll be gone before they wake up.

Jared: …I wonder what other cities look like…

Sam: Um…I dunno. Hopefully the darkness didn’t spread too far past the perimeter. All of the demons should be gone at least. Zombies, uh…I dunno.

Jared: Hmm…oh well, now I suppose the people should be revived?

Samaya: *comes out of the freezer with a cart of brain containers* Yes, they should.

Sam: Too bad we only have one sword to do it.

Jared: Yeah…hey wait. *looks at Faith* You can bring people back to life can’t you? I mean, you’re an angel after all.

Faith: Yeah but it takes a while.

Jared: Oh well, it’ll still go faster.

Sam: Indeed.

Samaya: *has already healed a bunch of people* Geez, there’s a lot. What’s the population here?

Sam: Um…I don’t know exactly, but it’s definitely OVER NINE THOUSAND!!! *crushes scouter in hand*

Samaya: …Great.

Jared: Indeed. *smokes a pipe*

Samaya This will take a while then, unless I do get help. *looks at Faith*

Faith: I can get help again.

Sam: Curses! We should have revived em first and then knocked them out! Saves us a lot of trouble, but oh well

Jared: Then there’s the people scattered all around the city.

Sam: I thought they all gathered together as zombies?

Jared: No, there’s still like thousands more out there.

Sam: AwwwWWWWWWWWWW!!! *looks at Faith* Okay, get help.

Faith: Alright. *brings out communicator and contacts Kahrahn* …Kahrahn?

Kahrahn: Faith? What happened? We lost all contact with that realm for a while.

Faith: Yeah I know, a portal opened, demons came out, but it’s gone now. Hey listen, can you come down here? It’s kind of an emergency.

Kahrahn: Why?

Faith: This entire city is dead.

Kahrahn: …Well…I suppose that’s a problem, I’ll come down right away, so long.

Faith: Good bye. *closes communicator* Kahrahn is coming down, he’ll fix everything up, *goes over to Samaya* that’ll save you a couple weeks of time, that’s how long it’ll take you to revive all 633,451 people.

Sam: Grand. Say, does that include our family?

Faith: Includes everyone.

Sam: Including me?

Faith: Yes.

Sam: But I’m not- okay. Who’s Kahrahn?

*portal opens*

Faith: This guy.

Kahrahn: *walks out* Alright, let’s get this over with.

Sam: WOW you’re tall! You have lots of wings. *pokes them* How come you have so many wings? Oh, and who are you? What’s your job in the angelic realm? Can I see it? Who else is there? And-

Kahrahn: I’m the highest ranked angel that’s why I have so many wings, I’m Kahrahn, I’m the ruler of the Angelic Realm, I’ll give you a tour later, other angels, there will be no more questions. *flies up in the air*

Sam: Aww…okay!

Kahrahn: Faith, come on up here.

Faith: Huh? Oh, yes. *flies up too*

Kahrahn: Are you ready? This can’t be done alone.

Faith: *nods*

Both: *put hands together*

Faith: Whenever you’re ready.

Kahrahn: 3…2…1…now.

Both: HEAL!

*flash of light floods the city then disappears*

Kahrahn: *comes back down with Faith* There we go, it should be all better now.

Jared: *looks around* Fantastic, this is grand.

Kahrahn: *goes over to him* Jared, yes?

Jared: Sure why not.

Kahrahn: *turns to Faith* You kept him alive even as demons ravaged the city? I’m impressed, I would never have expected.

Sam: *starts having flashbacks of all the times Jared died in black and white with funny music playing* … *shrugs*

Faith: …Yeeeah, I kept him alive.

Kahrahn: Very nice, thousands of others seem to have let theirs die, but they are much more experienced than you, nice work. *brings out a star medal* I believe this is yours.

Jared: What? But I’m not dead yet! …Or am I?

Faith: Wow…really? Just for not letting him die when demons were rampaging around?

Kahrahn: Not many angels can fight off demons and protect at the same time you know, it’s just the way we are. So here. *gives it to her*

Sam: *goes over and looks at it* WOW that’s shiny! What’s it for? …Yeah that’s the only question I have now.

Faith: *takes it* Thank you. *brings out a book and puts it beside nine other medals*

Jared: *looks in the book* Hey wait…if those medals are for keeping people alive until natural death, why do you have so many? And why do you suck at your job?

Faith: I’ve had other people before Kaian, and I lost all experience when I slept for three thousand years. *looks at book again* Hey…I have ten medals! *shows it* I have ten freaking medals! Look! *shows them to Kahrahn* I have ten medals!

Kahrahn: Good job Faith! *brings out a wing medallion* Here.

Faith: *takes it* Ha! Yes! I’m the greatest! *puts it on*

Kahrahn: Alright then, I’ll see you back in the realm in 2089. *leaves*

Jared: …What?

Sam: Hey! That guy forgot about my tour! …Jerk.

Kahrahn: *comes back* I’m just kidding I don’t know when you’re gonna die, Faith does. *looks at Sam* I can take you on a tour next week alright? Good bye. *leaves again*

Sam: 8D Hurray, he’s not a jerk! *does the Snoopy dance*

Jared: Now all that’s left to do is play Mario Kart.

Sam: *stops dancing* Right. *looks around* All these people are still unconscious…so…if we’re asked about it, we don’t know what happened either.

Jared: Yes…we know nothing.

Sam: Crap, we better get Grage and Icarus out of here before they wake up then! *opens a portal* To the hoose!

Jaeda: He’s still unconscious too. *pokes Grage* Hey! Wake up! He’s dead. *starts dragging him through the portal*

Vlaid: He is not dead. And how are you dragging him so easily?! *goes through the portal too*

Samaya: Alright, finally. Kaian, I’m going with you then.

Kaian: What? What for? …Oh right.

Samaya: *rolls eyes* Of course. Now if we could find your car…wait, how did the cars get fixed?

Sam: Bob is fantastic with mechanics.

Johnson: Hoohwah!!

Sam: Oh right, and Johnson helps, they make a good team.

Samaya: …Oookay then. *shrugs and walks away*

Jared: Speaking of cars, where’s Icarus?

Icarus: *in a cart*

Sam: How on earth did you fit a huge monster in that little cart?

Hailey: I dunno. *shoves it through the portal*

Sam: Oh. Okay then.

Mokuba: Hey, I think these people are waking up.

Jared: Uh oh, Faith hide! Could you imagine if the people around here seen you? This is Mennonite country.

Sam: Isn’t she…you know, invisible to everyone else?

Jared: Oh yeah…but still. *looks at her* Let’s go home.

Sam: Yeah man. TO THE PORTAL! Because you know, a huge gaping portal is no better to see than an angel here.

Jared: Right, let’s go! *runs in*

Sam: Come on, people, move it! *goes through with Bob and Johnson*

Seth: Come on let’s go. *goes through with Leanne, Matthew, Geri, Hailey, Faith and Bill*

Mokuba: *stares at portal for a moment, then goes through with Roland*

*two minutes later*

Jared: *comes in house dragging something behind him with ropes* Hey! Look what I found in the shed! *drags in an oddly shaped statue*

Sam: *looks* I didn’t know we had a statue! *goes over and inspects it* What a weird looking thing. I hate it.

Jared: Oh well, now we have a statue.

Sam: Yeah. I want it! *starts trying to drag it upstairs*

Mokuba: I thought you hated it!

Sam: Yeah, but…I dunno. It reminds me of something. Can someone help me, this thing is heavy!

Johnson: Hoohwah. *goes and lifts it up and takes it upstairs by himself*

Sam: …Thank you!

Faith: Hmm, there’s something odd about that statue, like its living or something.

Sam: Pff, statues aren’t alive.

Roland: Ms. Samantha, weren’t you hit by a statue when the demons were being pulled into the portal?

Sam: What does that have to do with it? It’s not my fault someone didn’t bolt down their statue right. And that really hurt, too.

Mokuba: Hm…but he’s right, I saw a lot of statues being pulled in the portal too.

Jaeda: You guys are all morons. I seen monsters turn into statues before they were pulled in, don’t be dense.

Sam: But they’re all gone then.

Mokuba: So what’s the thing upstairs?

Sam: A statue.

Jaeda: It’s a monster.

Sam: It’s a…monster statue?

Jaeda: A statue that was formerly a monster.

Sam: So…a statue-afied monster?

Mokuba: Stop saying statue!

Jared: Yeah. By the way, that thing did look familiar.

Sam: Hm…well no doubt it’s a monster we’ve seen wandering the streets or something before, so whatever. It can’t hurt anyone now anyway.

Jared: Well that’s good, it’s so stoned it can’t move.

Sam: *starts laffing* …Yup.

Mokuba: Hey Roland?

Roland: Hm?

Mokuba: Where did you go when the portal was being closed anyway?
Roland: I went to help kill the demons. Didn’t you hear me telling you that before I left you in the bushes with those other people?

Mokuba: Uh…no.

Roland: Well, you never did take your brother’s advice to pay attention…

Mokuba: …Aw.

Sam: HAHA! Say, when’s he coming back again?

Roland: Tomorrow evening.

Sam: Oh. Well, I guess I’ll have to find something to do so I’m not completely bored until then. *goes over to where Grage is lying on the floor and starts poking him with a stick*

Vlaid: Stop that! …When do you think he’ll wake up anyway?

Sam: I dunno…soon?

Vlaid: And why is he still a monster?

Sam: I dunno…soon?

Vlaid: >.> *takes the stick away from her* I told you to stop poking him.

Jaeda: Here, I’ll wake him up. *goes over and kicks him lightly* HEY! GET UP! He’s dead. *goes and sits back down*

Vlaid: You guys aren’t helping…

Sam: Aw…well, leave him be, he’ll get up soon…probably…I dunno, he’s kinda lazy. Especially when he’s drunk.

Vlaid: He’s not drunk.

Sam: Yeah, I know. Hey, where’s Icarus?

Jared: He’s in the kitchen with Hailey. We had to move the table so he could fit.

Sam: Oh.

Grage: *stirs and makes a small growling noise*

Sam: Hey, he’s not dead! You LIAR! *points at Jaeda*

Jaeda: Shut up.

Vlaid: *leans over* …Grage?

Sam: Hey, be careful, he might still be…what’s the word…uh…I dunno. But he could attack you or something.

Vlaid: But he shouldn’t be affected by the portal anymore…

Sam: Hm…yeah, I guess. HEY GRAGE! ARE YOU OKAY!?!? HEY WAKE UP! JAEDA SAYS YOU’RE DEAD, BUT I DON’T THINK YOU’RE DEAD BECAUSE YOU JUST MADE A NOISE! IF YOU WERE JUST SLEEPING, I’M SORRY IF I WOKE YOU UP! HEY, CAN YOU HEAR ME!?!

Grage: ……… *opens eyes slowly and glares at her* …Shut…up…

Sam: =D Joy! You’re alive!

Vlaid: You can talk again!

Grage: …Sort of.

Sam: Your voice is different. *starts poking him with a stick again*

Grage: *smacks the stick away* Yeah…what happened…?

Sam: Um…you were overtaken by the forces of evil and grew bigger than a house, and were in the middle of an epic fight with Icarus who was also bigger than a house, when we finally got the portal closed and you both fell unconscious and shrunk so you’re only half the size of a house.

Grage: …Hn…that’s why it’s broken? *swishes tail*

Sam: Yes, it’s also why you’re bleeding everywhere. Well, were. We tried to patch you up.

Vlaid: Your spikes keep ripping the bandages though.

Grage: Nnn. *closes eyes again*

Jared: Let him recollect, in the mean time, let’s play Mario Kart.

Sam: Yes…Mario Kart…

Vlaid: Shouldn’t we find out why he hasn’t turned back yet first?

Sam: It’ll probably take a while, who knows how long, but he’ll turn back.

Vlaid: How do you know?
Sam: Well, he started out this way and turned humanish looking, so I assume it’ll happen again. Maybe in a shorter time though.

Vlaid: Oh…

Sam: Okay, enough of this. Play Mario Kart with us. *gives him a controller*

Vlaid: But- …oh fine.

*in the kitchen*

Icarus: *lying on the floor still unconscious*

Matthew: *kicks him lightly* …Is he dead?

Seth: No course not, he’s just unconscious.

Matthew: Well then. *goes over to Hailey* While we wait for our friend to come back, how bout you and I-

Hailey: No.

Matthew: Why not? Alright, how bout you just-

Hailey: No.

Matthew: Okay fine. *puts his hand on her shoulder* How bout I just… *puts his face in her hair and smells it*

Hailey: *punches him* Get out of here.

Matthew: Oww…alright, but I won’t give up, you can’t resist me forever! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Icarus: *stirs* … *raises arm and grabs Matthew by his head*

Matthew: HAHA- …Oh…fuck.

*in the living room*

Jared: *hears bloody death from the kitchen*

Voice: MY SPLEEN!

Jared: Icarus is awake.

Grage: Hrn. Did I at least inflict as much damage on him?

Sam: Probably. I couldn’t tell, you guys kept stomping me.

Jared: I’m pretty sure you did, he was bleeding a lot after we dragged him in. *gestures to the large trail of blood leading to the kitchen*

Vlaid: Yeah… *looks at him* Can you use your shape shifting?

Grage: …Don’t know. Didn’t try…

Sam: WHY NOT?! HUH?! PUNK?!

Grage: I can’t.

Sam: Oh. Well then why didn’t you say that in the first place?! HUH?! PUNK?!

Grage: Because…I just tried.

Sam: Oh. Okay. *goes back to playing Mario Kart*

Seth: *walks in living room splattered with blood* Alright, I have come to a conclusion.

Jared: What conclusion?

Seth: How long it will take for Icarus and Grage to return to normal.

Jared: Oh.

Sam: Wait, wait, wait…they’re stuck like this? WHOAA! WHOA! I MEAN, WHOA!

Vlaid: I thought you were the one who said it would take time for them to return to normal in the first place.

Sam: …………Oh yeah.

Seth: Anyway, it should take at least two weeks.

Grage: …Two weeks, huh. I’ve lasted in this body longer. *closes eyes* My tail hurts.

Sam: Seth, do you have any experience in making tail casts?

Seth: No, but I do know how to fix tails. *goes over to Grage* Alright. *cracks knuckles* You’ll feel some kind of disturbance. *grabs his tail and breaks it back into place*

Grage: *growls slightly and swishes his tail away* Ow…that’s better

Seth: Hang on, I need to splint it.

Grage: *moves it back over*

Seth: *pulls a splint and bandages out of his shirt pocket* Hold still. *splints and wraps Grage’s tail with the bandages* There we go, try not to bend it too much.

Grage: Kay… *moves tail back and the splint cracks* …I think I need something stronger than wood…

Seth: Right…hmm. *thinks for a moment* Alright, I got it. *raises medical tent around Grage’s tail and all this hammering and sawing is heard*

Sam: …Where does he get those?

Grage: Dunno. *glares at the tent*

Seth: *collapses tent and it disappears* There, I stapled it back together.

Grage: I thought something felt weird. *evil red eyed glare of DOOM* Thanks I guess. Sleeping now. *falls asleep*

Seth: Now I have to go fix Icarus’ shoulder. *goes into kitchen*

Sam: Alrighty! Well, since there’s nothing else to do, we can finish our race! *turns to see she’s in eighth and has lost the past six races* Hey! I SAID TO PAUSE!

Jared: I did…but then I pressed pause again.

Sam: >.>” But you were racing without me! How could you not-

*large noise from upstairs*

Sam: What the hell? Johnson, did you trip over the fan again?

*monkey screech is heard from upstairs, followed by more strange noises and a smash*

Sam: Damn, Johnson! *shakes head* I told him he should start throwing his banana peels in the garbage can, but does he listen? Noooo…

Johnson: hhhwwwaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *bolts down to the landing and falls down the rest of the stairs before leaping at Sam’s face* HWAHOOHWAHHAAHOOHWAH!!!!

Sam: Whoa, whoa, slow down! You’re talking a MILE A MINUTE!

Johnson: *shakes her* HWAH. HOOHWAH. HAHOOHWAH!!!!!

Sam: WHAT?!?!

Jared: What? What’s going on?

*low hiss and a growl is heard from upstairs, followed by strange scraping noises*

Jared: What’s that? …Wilson? Is that you?

Wilson: *looks over and hisses at him*

Jared: Oh, you’re right there, there’s nothing to worry about then. *continues playing*

Sam: Uh…Johnson says the statue is-

*scraping noise continues, and is heard coming towards the landing along with another hiss/growl*

Sam: …Alive.

Johnson: *hides in Sam’s jeans pocket*

Jared: Statues coming alive? Yeah right, only idiots think that statues come alive.

*something crawls past the wall on the landing and disappears from their sight*

Sam: …Well, that sure looked like…the statue

Jared: See? I TOLD you the statue came alive!

Sam: But… *gets up and peeks around the corner to the staircase, and comes face to face with a creature with large black eyes* …AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps back*

Creature: *hisses and stares blankly, baring teeth*

Jared: *looks over and immediately jumps to his feet* Holy tap-dancing Christ on a stick! What the hell is that?

Sam: I don’t know! *runs back around the couch*

Jaeda: *looks at it* It’s a creature from hell. Obviously.

Sam: Well YEAH! Why is it back to life?!

Jared: I don’t know, maybe Faith can help us send it back to where it came from.

Creature: *hisses and begins crawling closer along the wall, coming around the corner into the living room*

Jared: *watching it crawl along the wall* Damn.

Sam: *watches it too* Uuugly. *squints* But I wonder…where have I seen this monster before? I mean, I KNOW I seen it before we found the statue.

Jaeda: Who cares? You could have seen it anywhere. I should kill it, that should send it back where it came from.

Creature: *hisses and crawls up into the corner near the ceiling, still staring at them*

Sam: Oookay, that’s getting creepy. Stop it.

Creature: *stare*
Sam: Stop it! Seriously! …STOP IT!! *goes and cries in the opposite corner*

Jared: Hey isn’t that like one of the first monsters that came out of the portal? You named it Willard.

Sam: *stops crying immediately and looks at it* …WHOA! IT IS!! *goes over slowly* …Hello horrible monster! Can I call you Willard?

Creature: *stares*

Sam: Uhh…yes? Grand!

Jaeda: Stop giving hideous creatures stupid names and let me kill it. Get out of the way! *pushes her aside* Get down here! *points at Willard*

Sam: AHH!! *goes flying through the window*

Willard: *stares and hisses, crawling to the other corner above Grage*

Jaeda: Running away, are you? There’s nowhere to go! *goes over and is about to reach up to grab it when she’s hit in the face with a wet sponge*
Sam: SPONGE’D!

Jaeda: *glares* What the helling hell, you moron?

Sam: Well, it’s not nice to attack something that isn’t trying to kill us. *nods*
Willard: *stares and hisses*

Jaeda: So? Nobody wants it here.

Sam: But… *looks at Willard’s soulless, empty eyes* …He’s so cute.

Jaeda: *WTF look* …Whatever. It’ll be funny when it rips you apart later. *goes away*

Sam: HA! *looks at Willard* You’re not going to do that, are you? *backs away*

Willard: *stares, and then goes back to the other corner and curls up*

Sam: Uh…yey! I wasn’t killed! *two thumbs up and a big cheesy smile to nobody*

Vlaid: What are you going to do with it?

Sam: I don’t know…and I know poking it with a stick probably isn’t a very good idea, but… *is poking Willard with a stick* Speaking of logs, I wonder how Kari is doing? I hope no monsters got into Kaian’s hoose…cause if they did.. *shakes fist menacingly*

Jared: I’m sure his house is just fine…

*at Kaian’s house*

Kaian: *standing before a giant pile of rubble* …Damn it.

*back at Sam and Jared’s hoose*

Jared: Yup…just fine.

Sam: I guess. He could just buy a new hoose if it ever got broken anyway.

Jared: Yeah. *looks at Willard* So…will this thing eat us?

Sam: I sure hope not…I should buy some donuts for it just in case.

Jared: Good idea, no one, not even Icarus and Grage’s demon forms can resist donuts.

Sam: Damn rights! Johnson, make sure to buy some donuts when you go to Tim Horton’s tomorrow.

Johnson: Hwah, hwah… *still looking at Willard warily from Sam’s pocket*

Jared: Yeah, or we’re all SCREWED!

Sam: Especially Bill and Bob! We must protect them with our very lives!

Bob: …DOOM? *shrugs*

Jared: Indeed…now what?

Sam: I dunno…

Vlaid: Hm. *sitting by Grage* So he’ll really stay like this for two weeks?
Sam: Umm… *thinks* Well he’ll gradually change form back to human. Even though he’s not human…yup!

Vlaid: Oh. I wonder how he’ll explain this to his work..?

Sam: Ah, that’s okay. Icarus can cover for hi- oh wait.

Vlaid: …I wonder if assassins can call in sick? *wonders*

Jaeda: That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. If he doesn’t wanna go someone else can do it.

Sam: Or he could go in as a monster and say he’s just trying something new. Yup, there we go. A challenge with Icarus…hm, that doesn’t seem right.

Jared: Yeah, quit altering things that aren’t meant to be altered.

Vlaid: He should just stay home if he’s hurt anyway. Although he probably won’t. Oh well…I’ll try.

Sam: I’m not gonna ask, but…I have to ask. Do ice cream sandwiches come in strawberry?

Jared: No, only vaniller.

Sam: And chocolate! It seems unfair that they leave strawberry out. Poor, neglected strawberry.

Vlaid: Uh, anyway.

Jaeda: Yes, please do stop being stupid. *thinks* What am I saying, that’s impossible. Can we open portals yet? It’s so boring here.

Sam: A portal to Hell opens, Grage is stuck in his demon form again, we have a new creature, and it’s STILL not exciting enough for you? God dammit woman, go buy some drugs.

Jaeda: …What?

Sam: …You heard me.

Jaeda: >.>? *opens portal* Hey, it works. I’ll see you chumps later then. Or not. *leaves*

Sam: Finally, she left! Now what?

Vlaid: Someone asked that already…

Sam: Oh. Hey Seth!

Seth: What?

Sam: Is Icarus dead?

Seth: No…he shouldn’t be.

Sam: Oh. Who was more hurt?

Seth: It’s hard to say, Icarus broke Grage’s tail, and Grage bit a chunk out of Icarus’ shoulder…say…did he swallow that?

Sam: *slowly looks at Grage, who is still asleep* I do not know.

Seth: That and there’s more pieces missing.

Sam: …Are they shaped like bite marks?

Seth: Some…but most look like they’ve been ripped off.

Sam: *looks at Grage again* Grage doesn’t look ripped to pieces! Well he did, but still! Oh.

Seth: Well if you flip him on his back you’ll see a large hole in his stomach.

Sam: …I forgot about that. It’s wrapped up now. *pokes Grage with a ten foot pole* He’ll get better.

Willard: *sleeping in the corner near the ceiling*

Sam: Aww. He’s sleeping. Say, how in the nine hells is he sticking to the wall like that?

Vlaid: I think it’s those spikes on his sides…they’re digging into the wall, see? *points, and the spikes are indeed in the wall*

Sam: Ohh…that explains all the holes in the wall everywhere else, and- OH MY GAWWWD!! The wall!! Damn it, Willard!

Willard: *opens eyes slowly and stares at Sam*

Sam: …Okay. Okay it’s not your fault. Go back to sleep and STOP STARING! AHHHH!!!

Willard: *stares and crawls away, turning the corner and going back upstairs where it’s dark*

Sam: …Okay, keeping him around is looking to be a difficult endeavor. But I will endure!

Jared: Now we has a new monster, this is grand, oh well.

Sam: MY MONSTER! *hisses* …Right. I wonder how Kari is?

Jared: We should go and see. Quick! To the Mobilemobile! *smashes out the glass*

Sam: Yes! *looks at window* I could’ve sworn I smashed out that window already!

Bob: DOOM!! *replaces it…again*

Sam: Alright, alright I’ll use the door. *walks to the door and smashes right through it*

Bob: DOOM!! *puts replacement window down and takes out rocket launcher, aiming at Sam as she walks down the sidewalk* DOOM! *fires*

Sam: Okay, I’m almost there. And no fatalities so fa- *looks back* OH SHI- *explodes*

*rocket flies by and explodes the tree in the yard*

Vlaid: Uh.. I think I’ll stay here.

Sam: *reappears* NONSENSE! BLASHEMY! …NONSENSE! *grabs his arm* To the MOBILEMOBILE! *flies out the window to a shopping cart* Alright, let’s go.

*hours later*

Sam: Man, it’s like the middle of the night. Why’d we have to take the Mobilemobile?

Jared: Because, it was our only mode of transportation.

Vlaid: But don’t portals work n-

Jared: I SAID! Our ONLY mode of transportation.

Sam: Oh. Well that makes sense. Hey, we’re here! At least…I think this is Kaian’s hoose. Why is there a pile of rubble?

Jared: Who knows. *goes over to it* Hmm…Ah ha! *picks up a piece of wood with numbers on it* …Yup this is his hoose.

Sam: Hmmm…KAIAN!!! ARE YOU HERE?!?!? He’s dead.

Jared: But we can’t be sure, there’s one more place we have top check, if they aren’t there, then they’re dead. Quick! To the Mobilemobile! *runs back to the cart*

Vlaid: If we know where that is, why can’t we take a por-

Sam: Mobilemobile! *jumps in and it starts rolling towards a steep hill*

Vlaid: Hey wait! *goes after them*

*later*

Jared: Alright! We’re almost there! *sees another steep slope* Aww damn it, I forgot about this.

*Inside the Sennen Mafia headquarters*

Kaian: *sitting with Kari and them* I’m sure they’re fine.

Kari: Yes, Sammy never does stay down for long…but I’m still worried about her and the others.

*outside the window, a cart is seen blur by and a huge crash is heard*

Kaian: Yeah they’re fine.

Samaya: They’ll probably come looking for us sooner or later, unless they’ve found something else to distract them.

Kaian: Probably. Now help me look for a new house.

Samaya: Couldn’t you get a new one built?

Kaian: That works too.

*outside*

Cart: *is upside down and on fire*

Jared: *lying in a pile of garbage bags*

Sam: *in a garbage can*

Vlaid: *has gone through a brick wall*

Sam: Uhhh…ow.. *tries to get up and the garbage can tips over and rolls away* AHHH!! *hits the wall* Ow.

Jared: *sits up* Damn…let’s do that again.

Vlaid: *crawls out of the hole in the brick wall and stumbles before regaining balance* …Let’s not.

Sam: *gets out of the garbage can* Let’s just find Kari and whoever else is alive. Like Kari.

Jared: *looks up* There’s an open window up there. *points*

Sam: Neat! Let’s go in.

Johnson: *pokes his head out of Sam’s pocket* Hoohwah?
Sam: Oh! You’re still there. Good, you can help us. Go in and open the door, will you?

Johnson: *looks up at the window and memories of hitting it and peeling off come back to haunt him* HWAH! HWAHOOHWAH. *shakes head*

Sam: What?! Oh fine, be that way. Why don’t we just knock on the door, someone’s bound to answer.

Jared: Nah, I have an idea.

*later*

Jared: *welds something together* There! *tosses equipment away* Behold! *holds up a basketball hoop*

Sam: *gasps* A fun loop! …How does that help us get in?

Jared: This won’t help, but this will. *pulls a sheet off of something that was beside him this whole time* Behold! It’s a cannon.

Sam: BRILLIANT! *smokes a cigar*

Jared: Which is why I had you *points at Vlaid* get dressed in that human cannonball suit.

Vlaid: What? You told me this was for- wait, why am I going in a cannon when I’m a shape shif- *gets launched out of the cannon and goes flying through the window*

Sam: He’s in! *throws lethal confetti and gets decapitated*

Jared: Great, now we need to get ourselves in there! *jumps in the cannon* Alright! I’m ready!

Johnson: *lights the cannon* Hoohwah!

Jared: 3…2…1… *gets launched and goes flying* Yeaaaaa-oh shi- *slams into the wall and falls to the ground*

Sam: …He’s dead.

Johnson: Hoohwah. *pulls out a hanky and wipes away crocodile tears*

Sam: …Well, every brilliant mission has its casualties…yep…uhuh. *climbs into the cannon* Make sure it’s aimed right this time!

Johnson: Hoohwah. *lights it*

Sam: Alright…3…2…1..!

*cannon launches a huge gory mess at the wall*

Johnson: …..

Vlaid: *opens the front door* Hey guys, I got the door, and everyone is- *looks* …

Samaya: What? *goes and looks as well* …Idiots.

Johnson: *sweeping up the gore*

Kaian: *comes out too and looks* …See? Told you they’re alright.

Kari: Huh? Sammy, are you there? *goes to look, but Samaya leads her back in*

Samaya: Yes, I’m sure she’ll be joining us in a moment…

Kari: Okay. ^^

Sam gore: *has faded away*

Vlaid: Huh. I’ve never seen it do that before.

Sam: That’s because nobody usually notices the in between.

Jared: *stands up and breaks his neck back into place* I’m alright, just a slight aim malfunction.

Vlaid: …Well, everyone else is inside now.

Sam: Oh! Well let’s go see them. *goes inside*

Jared: *follows*

*inside*

Sam: Wow…so the demons just broke down the house upstairs, and you guys escaped out the back? *looks at Kaian* Um…why did you have an escape route in your basement anyway?

Kaian: Because I can.

Sam: Oh. I guess it makes sense with you in the mafia…whatever.

Ryou: It did come in handy. Although, I had to borrow that gun behind your bar…and the one in the closet.

Kari: And the one on the coffee table.

Amane: *playing with a teddy bear, and the head falls off to reveal a gun*

Kari: *looks* GAH!! *snatches it away* …Okay, this is getting ridiculous.

Sam: I seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…eeeeeeeeeee…ee.

Samaya: What is it with you and guns? It used to be your Sennen item, now look how out of practice you are.

Kaian: Hey, I can still use that thing. *brings it out* Watch. *swings it once and decapitates Jared* … *looks* …See?

Sam: Hey!! …There are children in this room, ya know!

Vlaid: *covering their eyes*

Sam: Say…um. Where’s Faith?

Jared: I don’t know, but she obviously isn’t doing her job.

Sam: No kidding. Hey Kaian, where did your goons go?

Kaian: They are…down stairs…they should be, hell, they’d BETTER be.

Sam: Doing what?

Kaian: Cleaning.

Sam: So…hm. Okay. Well, I guess we’re done here. I only came to see if Kari was alive…and Ryou. And Amane and Amon. That’s it.

Seth: Gee, thanks.

Sam: You’re welcome! =D

Vlaid: *stands* I should go take Grage home now…I don’t think it would be taken well if your family came home to see that in the living room.

Sam: True. There’s also Icarus…and Willard. Not to mention the blood everywhere. Yeah let’s go. *opens portal*

Jared: To the hoose! *dives in the portal*

Sam: *follows along with Vlaid*
Kari: I suppose we’ll go home too.

Samaya: *stands* I’ll drive…

*at Sam and Jared’s hoose*

Grage: *has awoken to find a creature with dark soulless eyes staring at him* …?

Willard: *staring cautiously from a few feet away before crawling away under the coffee table*

Grage: …Okaaay…

Sam: *comes through portal with Jared and Vlaid* We’re HOOOME! … *shudders* Why do I feel like my soul is being pierced by an icy blade of death? *looks and sees Willard looking at her from under the coffee table* … *backs away slowly*

Vlaid: *goes over to Grage and kneels by him* Are you okay?
Grage: …Been better. I’ll live.

Willard: *crawls out from under the table and crawls past everyone really fast, going back up the stairs but peering around the corner*

Sam: Don’t do that! *throws a pillow*

Willard: *hisses and disappears upstairs*

Grage: You realize it’s probably going to rip your face off when you go up there now, right?

Sam: …I resigned myself to such a fate once I picked up the pillow. *pout*

Vlaid: I don’t know. The thing looks pretty scared of all of us, actually.

Sam: You think that. But really, right now, it’s lurking…waiting for its prey…

Vlaid: …Okay, but I think it would’ve attacked us by now if that’s what it wanted.

Sam: *shrug* Maybe it’s not hungry right now. Which reminds me… *pulls out a shopping list and writes ‘donuts’ on it* There. *puts it away* I guess there’s nothing we can do now. Bob will teach him a lesson if he tries anything funny. Right Bob?

Bob: Doom? *looks over from channel surfing* Doom…DOOM. *nods unconvincingly and goes back to watching TV*

Sam: Yep…good ol’ Bob.

Vlaid: *watching Grage* …Maybe we should wait until tomorrow to bring you back home.

Grage: *just lays there and growls an unintelligible response*

Sam: That’s a yes.

Vlaid: You sure?
Sam: I talk to a monkey. I can talk to monster Grage.

Johnson: HooHWAH.

Sam: I’m not. I’m just saying.

Johnson: Hwah.

Sam: Yeah, whatEVER. Well, I dunno about you guys, but I’m damn tired. G’night! *falls asleep where she stands*

Vlaid: Sounds like a plan. *goes to sleep on the couch*

Everyone: *stops what they’re doing and fall asleep*
THE NEXT DAY…

Sam: *wakes up instantaneously* I’m bored.

Jared: *wakes up too* Me too…now what?

Sam: I dunno. *starts poking Grage with a stick again*

Vlaid: *wakes up* Hey…stop that.

Jared: Yeah…weirdo.

Sam: Aww… *throws stick into the furnace* Say…where did Roland and Mokuba go?

Jared: *shrugs* Home?

Sam: AwwWWWWWW! Roland’s coolness is gone from our hoose. Hey, there’s a sticky note on my forehead! *rips it off and looks at it* ‘To Ms. Samantha, we’ve gone to the airport to meet up with Mr. Kaiba. You’ll be contacted later. – Roland’ …Cool! I got Roland’s autograph!

Jared: Nice.

Kaian: *knocks on door*

Jared: Who’s knocking on our door this early in the morning? *goes and opens door* Oh it’s you.

Kaian: *walks in* It sure is. So? Anything new?

Sam: Hm…well, our house is now void of the awesome that is Roland…again. Oh, and I have a new monster. His name is Willard!

Kaian: Willard? What the hell kind of name is that?

Sam: *pauses and looks at the stairs* His name. *point*

Willard: *watching Kaian with that stare*

Kaian: Who’s name? *looks* …I see.

Willard: *twitches tail at him and crawls on the wall, going back upstairs*

Kaian: What the hell was that? I know it was Willard but what the hell is Willard?

Sam: A demon from Hell. Obviously. He was left behind I guess. Jared found him in the shed as a statue and he came back to life somehow.

Kaian: Huh…

Jared: Yup, now what?

Sam: No idea. *looks at the clock* Whoa, it’s almost evening already?

Vlaid: Well we did go to sleep when it was near morning…

Sam: Yeah…but still. Oh well.

Phone: *rings*

Sam: Who the HELL IS THAT. *goes and answers it* Hello?

Logan: Finally someone answers, would Kaian happen to be there by any chance?

Sam: Why yes he is! Who the hell is this?

Logan: Logan.

Sam: Well, that tells me everything I need to know. Here you go. *hands the phone to Kaian*

Kaian: Who the hell is this?

Sam: I forgot.

Kaian: Hello?

Logan: We’re finished repairing your office.

Kaian: Is it exactly the way it was before?

Logan: Well, no there’s a picture missing, I’m not sure who it was though, I think it was your wife…or that other person…or that other person…I don’t know.

Kaian: Then find it. *hangs up* Idiots can’t do anything right.

Phone: *rings again*

Kaian: *answers it* What?

Logan: We found it, also, the people who ran off returned.

Kaian: Good, I need to have a talk with them when I get there. *hangs up*

Phone: *rings again*

Kaian: *picks it up* WHAT!? …Oh…  *holds phone to Sam* It’s for you.

Sam: It is? *takes phone* Helloooooo?

Seto: It’s me…who’s over there?
Sam: Uhhh… *looks around* Well there’s me, Jared, Kaian, Grage, Vlaid, Hailey, Icarus, Seth, Willar-

Seto: Never mind. Anyway, I’m on my way over now.

Sam: Really? Okay.

Seto: Right. See you then. *hangs up*
Sam: Hurrach! Seto is coming over.

Jared: Hey! *sues her*

Sam: AwwwwWWWWW!! *hands over her pennies*

Jared: Hurrach!© I am REECH!

Sam: You sure are. *sneef*

Vlaid: Is it okay for Grage to be here still?
Sam: Sure, why not. I’ve got nothing against giant horrible monsters.

Bob: DOOM. *thumbs up*

Sam: But man, he sure does take up a lot of space.

Grage: *stirs* …

Sam: Grage, are you alive? You better not get into another epic monster fight with Icarus again. Those cost millions in damages you know!

Grage: *opens eyes a little* So…?

Sam: Umm…I don’t have a retort to that.

Faith: *appears*

Jared: There you are, where were yo- *looks at her* …There’s something different about you, I just can’t quite put my finger on it.

Faith: *now has four wings which are clearly noticeable*

Jared: Hmm…I got it! Did you get a hair cut?

Faith: No, I got-

Jared: New clothes? It has to be new clothes.

Faith: No, let me fini-

Jared: You had a kid!

Faith: How could I have a kid? I’m sterile, anyway, it’s my wings.

Jared: I see…so where’s your kid?

Faith: *shakes head* Shut up.

Jared: Alright, but I want to meet him or her later.

Sam: Someone had a kid?

Jared: Yeah Faith did, I thought she was sterilized though.

Faith: *face palm*

Sam: Whoa! I didn’t realize angels did that sort of thing. So who’s the father?

Faith: No one’s the father! I don’t have a kid! I have four wings! One two three four! *points to them*

Jared: …Ooooh! Wings! But that still doesn’t tell us who the father is.

Faith: I don’t have a kid! Geez, get that through your head already!

Jared: Hey wait…you were sterilized at birth! You can’t have kids! You liar. *walks away angry*

Faith: *shakes head*

Sam: So what now? I wonder if I should introduce Willard to Bob.

Faith: Willard?

Sam: Yep! He’s my new monster friend.

Faith: Monster friend? …It wouldn’t happen to be that no-legged, deep, soulless eyed thing you saw when the portal was opening is it?

Sam: That’s him! How’d you know?

Faith: It’s right there. *points*

Sam: *looks* AH!

Willard: *on the ceiling and staring at her*

Sam: Holy bajeebus, don’t do that! Great, now we have to fix the walls and the ceilings.

Willard: *drops down and turns like a cat before crawling off to the kitchen*

*overly girlish scream is heard from the kitchen*

Jared: Don’t scream it’s just Willard, Hailey. *walks in the kitchen*

Hailey: *sitting there beside Icarus* …That wasn’t me.

Matthew: *standing on the freezer crying*

Sam: *bursts out laffing*
Willard: *froze when he heard the scream and is staring at Matthew from where he is, hissing and staying still*

Matthew: *stops crying, opens eyes and looks back at him* …*shudder* That’s some stare, quit it, I don’t like it.

Willard: *moves his gaze to Icarus who is still asleep and immediately crawls away down the hall again and back up to the ceiling*

Sam: *looks up at him* He must be very confused right now without that portal open.

Jared: Well why not open a portal there and he won’t be confuse- oh wait…never mind.

Sam: Ah, he’ll get used to this realm…eventually. I mean, Bill and Bob and the other monsters are doing fine.

Vlaid: But didn’t they used to be human? They’d be more used to this realm in the first place then…

Sam: Yeah. But how do we know Willard here was never human? …Oh well, it will forever remain a mystery. Anyway, I’m sure he’ll end up going back to Hell when he dies if he misses it that badly. *thinks* Aww, that sounded mean.

Jared: Oh well, I suppose we have grand ol’ stories to tell people don’t we? This story is going to be my son’s bedtime story!

Bill: STARS! *holds up rocket launcher*

Jared: No no, I meant what we went through, not what we put on the sit- *gets blown apart*

Bill: STARS! *disappears*

*limo pulls up outside*

Jared: *points* There’s someone here.

Sam: *gasps* Is it? IS IT? *looks outside* IT IS! Roland!

Roland: *has gotten out of the limo along with Seto and Mokuba*

Sam: Oh, and Seto’s here…and Mokuba too. Yup

Jared: Fantastic, let’s bake a cake.

Sam: We don’t have any cake mix. ;-;

Jared: Damn…oh well.

Sam: *flings open the fixed door just before the doorbell is rung* HELLO!

Seto: Hey.

Sam: Oh. It’s just y- I mean HI! And hi Roland! 8D

Roland: Hello.

Sam: *lets them in* You’ll never believe what we’ve gone through these past few days.

Mokuba: You’re right about that…I’ve been telling him some of it.

Seto: Like I’m going to believe something like that. Next you’ll be telling me angels exist.

Sam: …Uh. Well Faith IS right over there. *points*

Faith: *staring at him* …Hi.

Sam: Oh, and Grage is stuck in his monster form from when he was dragged into the portal to HELL. *points*

Grage: *sleeping*
Sam: Poor, poor Grage.

Seto: …

Faith: *goes over to Seto and begins talking to what looks like thin air*

Seto: You’re kidding me right? What the hell is this, a hologram? *pokes Faith* …

Faith: Hang on. *looks at Seto* Do you mind? I’m trying to catch up with my friend here, and yes I’m real. *goes back to talking to “thin air”*

Sam: =O Oh that’s right. Seto, you have a guardian angel too. And you and you, *points at Roland and Mokuba* but not me for some reason. I wonder if Roland’s guardian is as awesome as he is…? Ooh, and I got a new monster. That, you know, isn’t Grage…he’s right there. *points at the ceiling over the hall*

Willard: *hisses at Seto and crawls away upstairs again*

Sam: So you GOTTA believe it now, right? =D …Er… *looks up the stairs and sees Willard peering at her from around the corner again* …STOP IT! *cries*

Willard: *slowly pulls back and is heard going into someone’s room*

Mokuba: o.O That’s…interesting.

Seto: …You know what, never mind. Every time I try to understand you guys, something like this happens. *shakes head and goes to sit down*

Sam: Yeah…yeah.

Jared: Maybe…let’s play Mario Kart now.

Sam: We already did tha- okay.

And so…Seto proceeded to work on his laptop, and Sam and Jared played Mario Kart with Roland and Mokuba. Grage and Vlaid eventually went home as did Hailey and Icarus. According to Seth those two will gradually return to their human forms over the next two weeks or so. So remember kids, opening portals to Hell is BAD!

THE END.