The Mania

Kane: *waiting at bus stop looking at watch" DAMN WHERE IS THIS BUS!! IM LATE FOR MY JOB INTERVIEW

Micheal: Dude it's ok man you can live with me in my basement if you dont make it ok?? *bubble pops up over michaels head of his basement with hearts fluttering around*

Kane: ok seriously it seems like forever we have been here!! I need this job to pay my bills and that anime convention is coming around we need to go man !! i love my costume i want to wear it again!! *pulls out picture of self wearing tuxedo mask costume with a big glaring smile giving one thumb up*

Michael: could have used the flower though...

Kane: yea well what ya gonna' do WHERES THIS BUS *kicks rocks on the the street*

Michael: HEY THERE IT IS!! SWEET!!

Kane: alright finally we have been here for like two hours

-Bus pulls up extremely overweight bus driver with various of tattoo's gazing at us with the bus door open-

-Kane walks in first heads to back of bus-

Kane: OUCH!!!!!!! LET ME GO !!!

Bus driver: GET THE HECK OFF THIS BUS YOU DON'T RIDE FOR FREE BOY!

Kane: OOOOUCH!!! -hits ground falls on butt watches bus drive away-

Michael: well that didnt go good man

Kane: you think?!?! why did he toss me off!! and how the heck did he move that fast the guy was like 400 pounds

Michael: well im not much of a problem solver but i think it had to do with me forgetting our bus fair

Kane: WHAT!? MY JOB INTERVIEW IS IN LIKE A HALF AN HOUR!!

Michael: Dont worry lets get back to my basement uhm uhm i mean my place maybe my grandma could give you a ride

-Gets back to place see's sam on the computer rolling her eyes- whispering to herself heh that weirdo is here again what kind of name is kane anyway?

-Michaels rushes to the basement for his grandmother doesnt even take off shoes

-BANG!!!!!!-

Michael: OWEEYY!! OH MAN I NEVER FALL DOWN THESE STAIRS I KNOW THEM SO WELL I EVEN NAMED EACH OF THEM!! anyway grandma kane needs a ride to his job interview what do you say can you take us?

Grandma:*replies so fast michael doesnt even get to finish sentance*
NO

Kane: well now what thats it do you have any idea how important this was to me now im going to get the boot out of my place and i sure in the heck dont want to live with you

Michael: its ok man i understand i have trouble living with myself......

Kane: k?

-Kane heads up the stairs and sits on couch angry staring into nothingness

Sam: Im usually a shy person but the way your looking is enough to get anyone asking what the hells wrong with you?!

Kane: *looks around thinks the walls are talking to him*

Sam: pssst over here dumb@ss!

Kane: huh?...oh you...yea uhm its nothing im late for some job thing long story short im doomed without it

Sam: well tell you what just to get you out of my place ill get you ride

Kane: SERIOUSLY WHOA THANKS !!

-Sam freakeshly runs to the phone and rips the phone receiver to her ear-

-Kane listens into it waiting for the word about the ride-

Sam: ok your ride will be here in, oh there is he now at the door

Kane: whoa that fast wheres michael tell him i gotta run!! or is he going to come?

-Kane opens the door only to his amazement-

Kane: OK THIS IS JUST MESSED!!!!

Sam: huh?

Kane: WHOA!!

Sam: whats wrong?

Kane: WELL FOR THING HES A ISNT HE A FREAKING CARTOON CHARACTER?!

SETO: WELL HURRY GET INTO MY LIMO AND I WILL GET YOU THERE!!!

Kane:.................................................................................................

SETO: -winks at sam looks at kanes lost face-

Kane: OK UHM OK....WELL...OK...UHM....*pulls smoke out of out no where doesnt even smoke lights it up takes LARGE DRAG* ok...i need this job ill ask questions later...

SETO: ILL LEAD THE WAY

Sam: of course I want to come!!

Kane: ok just hurry and get mike too

Sam: hes sleeping

Kane: what?! he was just up five minutes ago

Sam: well hes been up for ten days straight making some zombie game

Kane: ten days?! thats impossible!, wait what the heck am i saying im standing next to an anime character!...

Jared: can you make me a sandwich?

Sam: NO!! IM GOING WITH SETO!

Jared: can you make me a sandwich?!

Sam: NO!!

Jared: im hungry.......

Kane: ok whered he come from lets just into the limo and go!!!

Sam: ok!!!

-Little did the trio know that there was an evil spider plotting against Kanes arrival to the job interview-

SETO: ok my I told my driver where to go we will be there in like five minutes

-CRASH BANG SLAM!!!- (and all the noises a limo would make crashing into a tree)

SETO: ITS HIM!!

Spider: alright you fools prepare for your demise!

Kane: ok please, seriously I just need to get to this interview how hard is that!?

Spider: -Starts talking in some kind of anime enemy voice- You all thought I was dead I tricked you all into thinking I killed myself in that restaurant that day, that web was for my family I was building on you guy's now you all must die

Kane: ok where do i come into this?...honestly!.. i wasnt even in that adventure and i barely know sam and her brother

Spider: just shut up and die! you puny human

Kane: k??...im not the one who is like only an inch long i should just step on you!! AND HOW THE HECK ARE YOU THAT LOUD?!

Michael: hey guys I got my fifteen minutes of sleep now im ready for another ten days!! whats going on here?!

-Spider jumps on to the back of michaels head and digs a hole AND TAKES HIM OVER!!-

Evil Michael: YOU ALL MUST DIE!

Sam: no!! its me Sam!!

Evil michael: Sam!! you have no chance....i wanted to kill you even before this spider took me over ^.^

Sam: whoa.....thats hard to hear...........................

Kane: SETO !! WHAT DO WE DO!!

SETO: I DONT KNOW!!! I CANT DO ANYTHING WITH SAM ON MY BACK TELL HER TO GET OFF!!!

Kane: SAM WE NEED HIS HELP PLEASE

Sam: DUUH??? UHM ME LIKE SETO

Evil Michael runs does a flip over kane and puts him into a headlock

Kane: GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! im fading..........

Evil Michael: HAHAHHA YOU MUST DIE NOW

Kane: ok you said that over like ten times dude -falls to ground dead-

Evil michael: HAHHAA YOU BOTH ARE NEXT!!!

SETO: YOU WILL NEVER GET ME..and her.....YES NEVER!!!

-Evil michael falls to ground in such pain out of no where

Jared: DAMNET THAT WAS MY SANDWICH!!

Sam: YOU SAVED US JARED!!!! WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN EVIL MICHAELS ONLY WEAKNESS WAS A BOLOGNA SANDWICH WITH BANNOCK!!

Evil Michael: RAWR!!! *turning into good michael*

Michael: wheres kane?!

Sam: NEVERMIND KANE WHERED SETO GO?!?!?!

Jared: I miss my sandwich Im hungry....

-Micheal looks down at kanes shriveled up dead body-

Michael: well i will miss you man you have been a great friend...all these years

Sam: really? he looked mad all the time...how could you be his friend?...

Michael: i dont know but he will be missed oh and one more thing...his appointment for that job interview i got him was actually a five minute walk and i do have the bus fair oh and it wasnt even today actually whoa jeez i kind of messed up didnt i?

THE END >.<