Jared: *running down the street carrying a large potato sack* Ah haha! Thirteenth time today! *runs into a building*

*back at home*

Matthew: *sitting on his bed reading*

Brooke: *opens his door and looks inside* Matthew? Hailey disappeared again.

Matthew: *puts down book* Fuck, again!? *gets up* Stupid… *stomps off*

Brooke: *watches him go out the door and slam it* …He seems angry…I’ll make him a cake! *runs off*

*outside*

Matthew: *walking down the street* Stupid little…can’t keep herself…from…fuck. *rambles on*

Kathy: *whistles at Matthew* Hey you! Come here for a sec, would you?

Matthew: *keeps walking* Not right now! Later, gotta go save this…stupid…bitch again… *rambles again*

Kathy: *glowers* Well, I was going to save you all the trouble of rescuing her. But I suppose I should maybe go help Jared hide her forever…

*wherever they are*

Hailey: Alright, why do you keep doing this?

Jared: It’s a plan Hailey, Matthew will get tired of saving you, he’ll become sick of you in general! Thus saving the world.

Hailey: Oh…alright.

*door gets kicked open*

Matthew: *stomps in*

Jared: *raises arms in a maniacal fashion* MWAH HAHA! Matthew! I have kidnapped Hailey an-

Matthew: Now hold on a second! YOU *points at Hailey* You stupid bitch!

Jared: *lowers arms* Wow…you’re really mad.

Matthew: *starts going over to them* What the FUCK is your problem?!

Voice from the shadows: Mmmm…anger, how exquisssite…

Mona: *steps out of the shadows* I could use a sssnack…*inhales and devours Matthew’s anger, making him wonder why he was so ticked to begin with* Mmm…deliccciousss…thanksss for the meal. *wanders away*

Matthew: … *looks around* Huh, well then. *goes over to Hailey* Found you, let’s go home. *grabs her wrist and leads her out*

Jared: *standing there* …FUCK!

*later*

Hollie: So that’s what Jared’s plan was? And Mona screwed it up?

Turtle: *bends his antennae* /Yes. It seems she thought his anger was too…irresistible./

Hollie: Well, Mona is like me…we like our food. Hm. Now what?

Turtle: /Might I suggest being forthcoming with Matthew about this all?/

Hollie: …*bursts out laughing*

Turtle: /What?/

Hollie: And spoil all the fun? I think not! But…I believe it’s time to take some extreme measures. I want to see…if Matthew really has feelings for Hailey. For my records of course. So…here I go! *warps to wherever Matthew is*

*wherever Matthew is*

Matthew: *lying down, asleep*

Hollie: Perfect! Now he’s even easier to manipulate…*closes eyes and waves a finger around in a circle* Forever you have lusted for the one you could not have…now you’ll have her and lust to have her gone. By the Sun’s mantle, and the Moon’s cloak, so mote it be. *opens eyes* Good…twenty four hours of Matthew despising Hailey. If the spell should lift with her kiss, then we’ll know for a fact…that he was always meant to love her, not lust. *smiles and vanishes*

Matthew: *wakes up* Ugh…  *gets out of his bed and leaves his room*

Jared: *sitting on his angry chair* Just had to come out of nowhere and ruin it for everyone… *gets up and sits on his neutral chair* Matthew, what’s up?

Matthew: *shrugs* Dunno.

Brooke: *comes out of room with a perfect looking cake* Matthew! You seemed angry earlier. *goes over to him* So I made you a cake! *holds it out*

Matthew: *looks at it* … *looks at her*

Brooke: You want it?

Matthew: *starts walking away* Get the fuck away from me…fucking Beyos. *leaves*

Brooke: … *starts crying*

Jared: *gets up* Damn it. *goes over to her* Alright stop crying, he didn’t mean it.

Hollie: *pops in* Hello Jared! So, has Matthew started hating on Hailey yet or…wait a second, Brooke, are you crying!? *goes over and hugs her* Aw sweetie, what’s the matter?

Jared: Matthew just, out of nowhere, told her to fuck off.

Hollie: Really? *thinks* /Crap…I forgot to specify Hailey didn’t I? Not he’ll hate everyone that he’s lusted after…although, this could be useful/ *smiles evilly, then looks shocked* Really? That’s totally unexpected of him. I never could’ve imagined he’d be so mean.

Jared: …Yeah…that’s really strange because he likes Brooke.

Hollie: Well, something tells me that he’ll apologize when he’s normal…I mean, after he’s sort of vented or something. Don’t let it get you down. In the meantime…I must be off! Make yourself at home!

Jared: But…this is my house.

Hollie: …SHUT UP! *runs out the door*

Jared: Don’t worry Brooke, he seriously didn’t mean it… *suspicious* …he wouldn’t say something like that to some he likes even if he was angry… *walks off*

Brooke: *stops crying* …Jared’s right. *walks off as well*

*at the Sennen Mafia*

Reggie: *throws a paper ball at Reinhard* Hey idiot. *throws another one* Hey idiot.

Reinhard: *twitches*

Reggie: *throws another one* Hey idiot.

Reinhard: WHAT?!

Reggie: Ha, you just said you’re an idiot.

Kaian: *opens door* Can you two shut up? Or I’ll fire you both…no not fire…kill you both.

Both: Yes sir. *proceed to shut up*

Kaian: *shuts door and walks down the hall* … *hears them both fighting again* Damn it. *ignores it and keeps going*

Derek: Sir!

Kaian: *turns around* What?

Derek: *running towards him with epic music in the background* Just a moment!

Kaian: *waiting*

Derek: *still running* Just a minute! I’m almost there!

Kaian: *looks at his watch*

Derek: *has slowed to a walk* I’m…almost…there…

Kaian: *rolls eyes* Just tell me.

Derek: *finally gets to him, out of breath* I was…hang on…

Kaian: *sighs*

Derek: *stands up straight* Alright, Matthew is here to see you.

Kaian: Okay, send him up. *continues his way to his office*

Kathy: *sitting on Kaian’s desk, reading through a file*

Kaian: *opens door and comes in* What the- what are you doing in here? Get out!

Kathy: That’s not very nice! Oh well, I’m off! *goes to leave, still holding the file attempting to hide it behind her back*

Kaian: *dry look* Leave the file.

Kathy: But…I don’t have the time to memorize it!

Kaian:  *goes over to her and takes it away* Now get.

Kathy: But…but now I don’t know where to find Icarus!

Kaian: He’s most likely at Jared’s house, go there. *pushes her out and shuts the door*

Kathy: Oh…but that place…oh well. If I can’t get Hailey to stop from Matthew chasing her, then perhaps I’ll give her a taste of her own medicine. *tosses a little bottle up, and catches it* Thank you Hollie for being so careless! ^^

Matthew: *coming down the hall*

Kathy: *pouting* Hailey’s not here, just so you know. *walks by*

Matthew: I don’t give two fucks about her. *goes into Kaian’s office*

Kathy: *blinks* Well, that’s nice. The bitch still has to pay though. *goes off on a quest to find Icarus*

*in Kaian’s office*

Kaian: *spits out his drink* WHOA! Where the hell did that come from?! *puts both hands on his desk* But enough about what I do, what did you want to tell me Matthew?

Matthew: I need something done, something quietly done.

Kaian: I’m listening.

Matthew: I want to call a hit.

Kaian: *nods* On who?

Matthew: Hailey.

Kaian: *spits out his drink* WHOA! Where the hell did that come from?!

Matthew: I’m serious.

Kaian: Uh, okay, just a question though…why?

Matthew: Because. *gets up and leaves*

Kaian: *thinks* …I can’t eliminate a The Big Five member…but I can’t turn down a hit either… *dials a number on his phone and puts it to his ear* Division 15 report to my office. *hangs up*

*later that day*

Hollie: My plan…is going together perfectly. ^^ Is it possible…for a POE to become their own being? That is the question. Now let’s see…if we can get Hailey to kiss Matthew. Hm…how do I accomplish that? …crap.

Turtle: /That’s such a basic question. Why didn’t you think of it BEFORE you started plotting?/

Hollie: Meh. We’ll find a way…I do have an infatuation potion in my cupboard…*goes to cupboard, and sees the potion is missing* Wha- who could’ve taken it?!

Turtle: /You’ve been out for weeks now/

Hollie: Oh right…well, then my lust potion will have to suffice…wait a second, that’s gone too!

Turtle: /Hm…well, that’s not good/

Hollie: Oh well, we’ll see how things play out.

*elsewhere*

Jared: *sitting on his suspicion chair* Hmm…I give up. *goes and sits in his I Give Up chair*

Matthew: *comes in*

Jared: Matthew! Just the person I wanted to see. *goes over to him*

Matthew: For what?

Jared: Just wanted to ask, did you really mean to tell Brooke to fuck off?

Matthew: Yes.

Jared: … *starts laughing* That’s a good one Matthew, you can’t fool me with the whole-

Matthew: *serious* I said I meant it.

Jared: Oh…you were being serious…huh.

Matthew: *goes into his room*

Jared: Damn…what a bastard…what made him suddenly hate people? Brooke in particular? *thinks* Well, I’m sure this will all figure itself out by tomorrow.

Kathy: *barges in* Hey you…you wouldn’t happen to have seen Icarus around, would you hon?

Jared: Uh…no, last time I saw him was yesterday…something began to trouble him.

Kathy: Really? That’s too bad, I really needed to find him. You have no idea where he is?

Jared: *thinks for a moment* Well if anyone knows it’s Seth, he knows everything Icarus knows and vice versa.

Kathy: Oh thanks so much sweetie! *kisses him on the cheek* Now I know why she li-

Hollie: *falls through the ceiling, landing on Jared, causing both to fall down to the basement*

Kathy: ….graceful. *goes to find Seth*

*in the basement*

Jared:  *sits up* Ow… *looks beside him* What the hell was that for?

Hollie: No reason. Ciao! *disappears*

Jared: Well gee, thanks. *looks around and sees people staring at him* Wuh oh.

Ixion: Jared? You never did give us our T.V.

Jared: Well… *stands up* I was…just…going to…go and-

Ixion: Hm, I don’t know if you have noticed Jared, but I don’t have that much patience. WE don’t have that much patience.

Jared: *slowly backing away* I told you that I was going to- *bumps into someone and is immediately held in place*

Ixion: *jumps down from his ledge and walks over to him* Your time is up. *takes off bandana*

Jared: *staring* Oh…my…God…

*sounds of cannibalism are heard from the basement*

*meanwhile*

Kathy: *wanders into Seth’s lab* Hello? Anyone in here?

Seth: *comes out of another room* Hello?

Kathy: Finally! You wouldn’t happen to know where Icarus is, would you?

Seth: Hm, well…I would assume he’s at Kaian’s house…if not he’s at the strip club down his street.

Kathy: Oh geez. You know what? Forget it, this is taking too damn long. *leaves*

Seth: Okay then. *goes back into the other room*

Kathy: Who does he think he is, Waldo? Stupid Icarus…*grumbling, walks into somebody*

Icarus: *standing there* What’s that?

Kathy: *snarls* What you deaf?! I said stupid Ica- *stops* Um…hi Icarus!

Icarus: Alright what? What do you want?

Kathy: I want you to drink this, and then rip Matthew apart. *holds out bottle, with the label “Demon enhancing powers” written in crude black marker*

Icarus: *takes it and looks at it* You think I’m some kind of idiot?

Kathy: Whatever do you mean?

Icarus: These clearly aren’t “Demon enhancing powers”. *sniffs it* And this marker smells like it was just recently written.

Kathy: That’s because…I…just made it. Not long ago.

Icarus: Really. *rips off label*

Label: *now reads SUPER demon enhancing powers*

Icarus: You planned this out well didn’t you?

Kathy: I don’t know what you’re talking about. I just want Matthew to suffer horribly. I just didn’t want you to realize you’d become a super demon. *pouts* And don’t go ripping off THIS label. They cost money you know.

Icarus: *gives bottle back to her* You really think I need pills to turn into my demon form? Hell I’ll do it right now.

Kathy: Fine go for it…hey, look over there! *points*

Icarus: Oh no, I’m not falling for this trick again.

Kathy: Seriously, look! *gaping behind him*

Icarus: Okay, tell me what it is.

Kathy: It’s a bear on a unicycle about to run over Hailey! Oh well, it’d solve my problem…*shrugs*

Icarus: Eh, she can get rid of it herself, she’s not weak you know. *walks off*

Kathy: Damn it, I thought…that’s it! *runs after Icarus, tackles him and shoves the bottle down his throat* Take that you jerk!

Icarus: Grrr… *gets up* You bitch. *picks her up by the throat* You pull that shit again and I’ll fucking murder you. *throws her to the wall and leaves*

Kathy: Owie! T.T Why didn’t it work? *holds the bottle up into the light and sees a mini label*

Mini-label: Warning: any use on demons will have opposite effect.

Kathy: …dammit!

*later*

“Pizza” car: *rolls up to the side of the house*

George: *steps out disguised as a pizza delivery person* Hmm…this is it.

Gordon: *steps out of car too*

George: *speaks into a hidden microphone* Twin G is in position. *looks at Gordon and gestures him to go to the door*

*inside Jared’s house*

Jared: *lying down* …

*knock*

Jared: *immediately stands up* Wha-who-wha-ho-who’s there?! *calms* Oh…it’s only the door. *goes and opens it*

George: Good afternoon sir, I have a delivery for a …a… *digs in pocket and takes out a paper* a…Iioliy…oh Hailey! I have a delivery for a Hailey.

Jared: Really? Alright. Hailey! Come here! You got a delivery!

Hailey: *comes out of room* I do?

Jared: Yeah…you do.

Hailey: *goes over to them*

George: *pulls out a gun and fires five times in her general direction* Go! *runs back to the car with Gordon*

Jared: *on the ground with his hands over his head* … *opens eyes* …Hailey? *gets up* Hailey? *looks*

Hailey: *standing there* …Jared?

Jared: Oh, you’re alright, thank God. Hey wait, what are those three bullet hole like cuts on your body?

Hailey: *falls forward*

Jared: *goes over to her* Hailey? …are you okay?

Hailey: *silent*

Jared: Seth! Seth! Come here!

Seth: *comes out of room* What? What happened?

Jared: *puts Hailey’s arm over his shoulder and lifts her up* Here, take her, she’s been shot.

Seth: *runs over* Don’t worry, I’ll have her fixed up in no time. *takes her into his room*

Jared: *standing there* …Who would…wait a second…MATTHEW!

*in Seth’s lab*

Turtle: /Stop complaining! Things have gotten out of hand! You must fix things./

Hollie: Well, how was I suppose to know he’d try to get her killed?

Turtle: /That’s not the point! Now, you’re going to stay here and explain things. I’m going to go and find Matthew./

Hollie: Aw…

Turtle: /No complaints! And when this is over, return to the tree!/ *goes through a portal*

Seth: *takes Hailey into his medical ward* Leanne? Where are you I need your help. *puts Hailey on a bed*

Leanne: *goes over to him* What do you need?

Seth: Get me my operation equipment. *starts hooking Hailey up to a bunch of machines*

Leanne: Right. *runs out*

Hollie: So, you need a hand? Is she going to regain consciousness soon?

Seth: *looks at her* Are you kidding? She was shot twice in the chest and once in the stomach, she’ll be lucky to survive that.

Hollie: Psh, luck has nothing to do with it. I need her conscious so she can kiss Matthew. THEN we’ll see about luck. Besides, she won’t die. Her life force is way too strong to allow for that.

Leanne: *comes back rolling in a table*

Seth: We’ll see about that. *gets to work*

Hollie: Well, this is my fault anyhow. But seriously, I didn’t realize that he’d order a hit. Well, either way, let me know when she wakes up. Hopefully before *looks at watch*…15 minutes from now? Really? Where DID the hours go?

Seth: Right, can do.

*ten minutes later*

Seth: *takes off surgical mask* …Done.

Hollie: Excellent. Now if Turtle would just come back…wait, why isn’t she awake? Didn’t I explain she needed to wake up?

Seth: Can you just…she’ll wake up when she wakes up alright?

Hollie: No, not all right. If she doesn’t kiss at least once while the spell is intact, it’ll become permanent. Even if she doesn’t reverse it, she needs to try. And the last thing you need is for more attacks.

Seth: *looks at Hailey* …She’s still under anesthesia, but I’ll try my best to try and wake her.

Hollie: Great. Just do what you do best. I have faith in you.

*meanwhile*

Turtle: *finally finds Matthew* /At last! I have finally found you!/

Matthew: Okay, what did you want?

Turtle: /Hm…well at least I don’t have to explain. Anyways, I need you to come with me, okay?/

Matthew: *salutes* Lead the way.

Turtle: /Well, this was easy./ *crawls onto Matthew’s finger, and warps them to Seth’s lab, where Hailey is*

Seth: Come on, wake up. *looks behind him and sees Matthew* What are you doing here?

Matthew: *shrugs* This snail brought me here.

Seth: …Riiiight… *continues his attempts to wake Hailey up*

Matthew: *looks* Hey what the hell?! She should be dead!

Turtle: /Does she not wake? Hollie, why haven’t you used your “detoxify” spell?/

Hollie: Oh YEAH! …uh…*thinks* Okay, I’ll do it! *moves to Hailey* *raises hands, and starts glowing blue* Detoxify! *lowers hands to Hailey, and rids her of all anesthesia*

Hailey: *stirs*

Turtle: /Wonderful. Now, Matthew, please stand next to Hailey./

Matthew: The fuck for? Don’t want to stand around her.

Turtle: /You’ve left me no choice./ *raises an antenna, and a beam shoots out, holding Matthew in place so that he is unable to move* /Seth, could you please move Matthew next to Hailey?/

Seth: *goes over to him* Sure. *picks Matthew up and puts him beside Hailey*

Hollie: We have…one minute.

Turtle: /Hailey…wake up Hailey…/

Hailey: *opens eyes* Uhh…what happened?

Hollie: NotimekissMatthewnoworelsewe’reallscrewed!

Hailey: What? *sits up and looks at Matthew*

Matthew: *looks at her*

Hailey: *shrugs and kisses him*

Turtle: *releases Matthew*

Hollie: Now…did it work?

Hailey: *pulls away*

Matthew: …

*silence*

Matthew: *suddenly does a victory pose* Hell yeah! Hailey kissed me!

Hollie: Sweet! So he CAN feel love!

Turtle: /Actually, time’s up, so I can’t really tell./

Hollie: …DAMN IT!

Jared: *bursts in* YouguysMatthewputahitonHaileyandnow- *sees them all* Oh…you all know already.

Hollie: Yup.

Kathy: *storms in* That’s IT! *walks over to Matthew and slaps him across the face* I have HAD it with you! All you care about is…is…is her! *points to Hailey* Well I don’t GIVE a FUCK anymore! *glares at Hailey* You can HAVE him! But I’ll have you know he has a REALLY TINY-

Hollie: Atatatatatatata- No.

Kathy: What? His microscopic book collection?

Hollie: Oh.

Matthew: That’s cause…shut up! *leaves*

Kathy: Oh, and he’s a lot like Superman in bed, if you catch my drift. Speed of light…heh. *also leaves*

Hollie: Crap…now she’s going to move in again.

Jared: *thinks* I figured it out finally…but you didn’t really accomplish ANYTHING did you?

Hollie: I WOULD have if Matthew didn’t get her shot! T.T Now I’ll never know. Oh well.

Jared: Then all of this was just pointless…grand, just what we live for. *leaves*

So everyone went their separate ways. Hollie and Jared played Mario Kart, and Hollie kept losing. Seth kept at his experiments, and Hailey made a full recovery. Everything was as it should be. Well, Kathy disappeared, but that’s another story.

The End…