I wanna type a FUN story! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- *splodation*

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Sam: I AM TEH POWAH!!! *explodes*

Jared: Okay then! Haah! I guess.

Kaian: *walks in extremely drunk* HEY PEOPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inner Sam: *takes over* ...What idiots.

Kaian: Hey! Don’t laugh! Damn it! I kill you!

Jared: Shut up Kaian! You drunken idiot!

Inner Sam: Psh...Retards. I’ll get you all.

Kaian: AH hahahahaw! Seriously! Don’t laugh I kill you!

Inner Sam: *blank stare, then laughs maniacally just to piss him off*

Kaian: Hey! Don’t laugh at her! I kill you!

Sam: *is black spot on floor, gives Kaian WTF look...somehow...* What you talkin’ bout, foo!

Jared: Have you seen the new picture he found?

Sam: Ohhh...yeah! *laughs hysterically*

Jared: *also laughs hysterically*

Inner Sam: >.>‘’ I hate you all. *disappears*

Inner Sam: ... *even though she wasn’t really there in a physical form*

Sam: BAHARGAHOY!!! :B

Jared: The hair is funneh!

Kaian: *downs bottle of beer and falls over drunk*

Sam: KAOLLA IS GAY!!! GAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

Kaian: *immediately gets up with no hangover whatsoever and is not drunk for some reason* WHAT!??!?! What did you call her!?!?!?! I’ll gouge your eyes out and eat them!!!!

Sam: O_O I just called her happy. JEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >.>‘’

Kaian: Better be, or I’LL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT AND EAT THEM!!!

Sam: >.>‘’ That’s nothing compared to what I’d do to whoever DARES insult or do anything to Seto or Kari. RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *evil death glare of DOOM*

Kaian: Don’t make fun of her! OR I’LL GOUGE YOUR EYES -

Sam: I GET IT ALREADY!!!!

Kaian: Grrr.............GOOD! Cause if you don’t! I’LL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT AND EAT THEM!!

Sam: *blank stare* ...right. ANYwho...I beat stupid Inner Sam unconscious with the remote for trying to make a move on Seto. :D

Kari: *appears out of nowhere* It’s true, she did! :D *poofs away*

Kaian: That song you’re listening to....

Sam: Our work is never over!

Kaian: It’s called “Harder Better Faster Stronger” right?

Sam: Yeah?

Kaian: It sounds funny because it sounds like somebody’s having sex!

Sam: o_o ...*thinks* O_O GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! IT DOES!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!! *rofl*

Kaian: Ar har, har, har, har!

Kari: *reappears* Meeheehee! :D *repoofs away*

Jared: *walks in to see Sam and Kaian rolling around on the floor laughing* The hell? *shrugs and drops to the ground and starts rolling around laughing too*

Grage: *comes in through portal from the Vampire Realm* ...The hell? *shakes head and walks into kitchen* Hey Sam, there any food here? I gotta start stocking up for when Lisa drops by. She’s doing an awful lot of that these days....*starts digging through cupboards*

Sam: *too busy laughing like an idiot to notice* Work it harder!!!

Kaian: DO IT FASTER!!!!!

Grage: *pokes head back into living room* ...What the hell are you guys doing? o_O

Jared: *gets up* I don’t even know what they were laughing at. *goes away*

Sam: *still laughing like an idiot, then stops for a moment and laughs like Patrick* Our work is never over...

Kaian: *still laughing* MAKE IT BETTER!!!

Sam: *bursts laughing* ... *is black spot on floor again*

Grage: ...ooookay then...*goes back to rummaging for food*

Seth: *walks in to see Kaian laughing* HOLY CRAP!!!! YOU’RE LAUGHING!!! *dies*

Kari: *walks in through front door with Ryou and their kids* HI everybody!

Black spot on floor AKA Sam: HI HIKARI!!

Kaian: *stops laughing* Who’s here?

Kari: ^_^ Hello! It’s me, Kari! And my babies! *gestures to her little family*

Ryou: ^_^’’ Hello!

Kaian: Oh hi, *continues laughing and rolling around on floor*

Black spot on floor AKA Sam: *gets rolled on by Kaian* OW! AH! DAMN IT ALL! AAAGHHHGGHGH!!! X_X

Kaian: Whoops! Did I flatten you? *laughs harder*

Sam: *reforms* GRAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! *self destructs*

Kaian: X_X

Kari: X_X

Ryou: X_X

Seth: X_X (he was already dead, dunno why I put that there)

Amane and Amon: *were magically shielded from any damage whatsoever*

Grage: *looks into living room* O_O ...Well then...

Jared: *walks into room to find charred remains everywhere and two babies unharmed for some reason* The hell? What happened here?

Sam: *black spot in middle of room* Meeeee........*cough*

Jared: I don’t get it! *goes away*

Everyone except Seth: *reforms*

Kaian: BOUT TIME!!!!!! Now! I’M GOING TO GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT AND EAT THEM!!!! *pulls out spork*

Sam: OH MY GOOODDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!! ................IT’S 2006!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *seizures*

Kaian: *gasps* REALLY? AWESOME!! *gets drunk in record time*

Sam: GET THE BOOZE!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! *dances into kitchen*

Ryou: Oh my...I don’t think it’s a good time for the children to be here, hm, darling? *looks at Kari*

Kari: ^_^’’ They should’ve been put to bed quite a while ago anyway...let’s take them upstairs! *does so*

Ryou: Ok! *follows her*

Kaian: Hold on one second! *staggers over to them* Hang on one second! *grabs Ryou’s arm and pulls him to the ground*

Ryou: Gah!! What? What is it? o_o’’

Kaian: *gets bottle of beer out of nowhere and forces Ryou to drink it all* There you go!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!! *passes out*

Kari: O_O Um...I’ll take the kids up myself, you stay here, Ry-Ry... ^_^’’

Ryou: o_O Ry-Ry? What kind of a- *hic* What kinda name isAT!!!!!!??!? GAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! XD

Kari: o_o’’ *slowly backs away with kids in arms, then bolts upstairs*

Sam: *bursts back into living room with arms full of booze which she got...somehow...* HIYA PEOPLES!!! I WANT MY SETOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!! *gets a cell outta nowhere and calls him up* HIIIIIIIIIIIIII SEEEETOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MISS YOU BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *is already drunk...very, very drunk*

Seto on the other line: o_O ...Sam, we’ve been over this. I’m in a meeting right now!

Sam: IT’S 1:33 AM DAMN IT!!! WHO’S IN A MEETING AT 1:33 AM!!! *checks time* 1:34 AM!!! DAMN IT!! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE! OR I’LL GET MY EYES GOUGED OUT AND EATEN WITH A SPORK! *hangs up*

Kaiolla and Kaolla: *come out of nowhere and sees Kaian passed out on floor*

Kaolla: Why don’t you go upstairs.

Kaiolla: Screw you! I’m gonna get drunk! WOO!!! AND PARTAY!!!

Ryou: Drinks all around! :D

Sam: But why is the rum gone!? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH *falls to ground and spasms for no apparent reason*

Grage: *is about to leave with a hella bunch o’ food but sees what’s going on* o_O’’ ...Is Ryou drunk?

Ryou: *laughs like Patrick Star*

Grage: o_O

Sam: *cries on floor for no reason*

Kaiolla: HEY GET UP!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *yells at Kaian* NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! *gets out mini spork* NOW! OR I’LL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT AND THROW THEM AT MOM!!! *raises spork*

Kaian: Who are you?

Kaiolla: You messed up fuck! I’m your daughter!!

Sam: *is now sitting up and giggling madly while trying to drink tequila without spilling it on herself*

Sam: *fails*

Kaian: What?

Kaiolla: GET UP!! NOW!!! I’LL KILL YOU!!

*limo pulls up outside*

Sam: *perks up* OH MY GOD!! My Seto-has-just-arrived-so-I-better-get-the-hell-out-of-my-complete-drunken-stupor sense has just gone off!! ( =0

Kaian: Alright! CRIPES!!! DON’T YELL AT ME!! *cries*

Kaiolla: *sneers* You’re pathetic! *kicks him as he gets up* drunken bastard!

*doorbell rings*

Sam: SETO!!!!!!!!! *lunges at door and crashes into it*

Seto: *hears loud thump on other side of door after his name was screeched* -____-’’ What the hell is going on...

Kaian: I think somebody has here!

Sam: Uhh...ouch. *screeches* SETO!! *flings open door, then the outside door, and uber mega super glompage attacks him* SETOOOOOOOO!!!!! *knocks them both into a very large snow bank*

Seto: AAGH WHAT THE F- *both are buried in snow*

Sam: *under snow with Seto* I missed youuuu....

Kaian: It feels cold for some reason.

Kaiolla: Well I GUESS SO!! The damn door is opened! *goes to door* You IDIOT!! *slams door shut and locks it somehow even though she’s so short she can’t even reach the doorknob*

Ryou: Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirates life for me!!!! *drinks rum that appeared out of nowhere*

Grage: ...Where is all this alcohol coming from? *sits down at kitchen table*

Sam: ...I’m cooold....keep me warm Seto...why is it all white and stuff...ooooooo a flake! *poke, poke*

Seto: ...Sam?

Sam: Yeeeeees?

Seto: We are outside...in a fucking SNOW BANK!!!!!!!! *bursts them out of it*

Sam: *now on sidewalk* OH!!!! :D

Seto: -_-’’

Kaolla: Kaian, you’re too drunk, let me take you home.

Kaian: Nonsense you insane bitch!

Kaolla: WHAT?!

Kaian: Nothing! *pulls out beer from nowhere and forces her to drink it all* NOW START STRIPPIN!!

Everyone but Kaian in the room* O_O

Even Sam and Seto outside: O_O

Ryou: ...*laughs like Patrick*

*everything resumes*

Sam: *gets up and steps shakily up the steps and knocks on the door* Hello? Who closed the door? *tries to open it* Hey! Why’d you lock me out!? LET US IN!!! *pounds on door*

Seto: *sweatdrop* >.>‘’

Black spot on floor AKA Seth: Hey, is there something outside? I think I hear something...OOF! *gets walked on by everyone*

Kaian: FINE DON’T YELL!! I’LL GET THE DOOR!!! *stumbles to door unlocks it and opens it* HEY SAM!!!!!! MY BUDDY!! *hugs her* I LOVE YOU!! *kisses her*

Sam: e_o My face!

Seto: *eye twitches angrily* HEY!!! *shoves him away from Sam and easily tosses him into the very same snow bank as before*

Kaian: HEY!! THAT WAS GOOD!! *gives thumbs up and falls backward into snow laughing like a maniac*

Sam: *blinks* ...Uh-huh. LET’S A GO!! *pulls Seto inside and closes door behind them*

Kaian: YAR HAR HAR!!

Guy driving by: *sees him laughing in a snow bank* The hell? *drives faster*

Kaian: DO IT FASTER!!! AH HAHAHAHAW!!!

Ryou: *has now been joined on couch by a few people and talks like Mario* It's-a me, drunk! :B

Kari: *comes downstairs* Can you guys keep it down a little, the kids are trying to sleep and- RYOU!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING!??

Ryou: *looks up at her and slurs his speech* Hi Shaaaaaam! Where’sh my honey?

Kari: *blank stare* Why, why did you get alcohol.... -__-’’

Ryou: I loves my honey!! *hugs a jar of peanut butter*

Kari: >.>‘’ If you need me, I’ll be upstairs. *starts leaving*

Sam: KARI!!! *glomps her and screeches in her ear* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaian: *jumps through window and runs to Kari* TRY THIS!! *takes out bottle of six X scotch and forces her to drink it* There you go! AHAHAHAHAHA!! *passes out...again*

Kari: Glaach! *chokes* @_@’’

Sam: Heheheheheheh, Heheheheheheh, HEHE HEHEHEHEHEHEH!! *pokes Kari in the eye*

Kari: OUCH DARN IT!

Ryou: MY HONEY! *puts an eye patch on her*

Sam: I WANT MUSICS!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *blasts crazy frog*

Kaolla: YYYYYYAAAAAHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seto: *surveys the scene* Good GOD....

Grage: *comes into living room swaying a little* I dunno where this came from, but it’s good alcomahols!!!!!! :D

Seto: O_O

Grage: *saunters over to Seto* Hey baby... *puts an arm around him*

Seto: e_o ....ew.

Sam: NUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!! *karate chops Grage in the thigh* MINE!!!!

Grage: X_X

Seto: ...You’re all insane.

Sam: But you LOVE me! *hugs him with happy little smile on face*

Seto: -_-’’

Kaolla: CCCCRRRRAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZYYYY FFFRRROOOGGG!!! YYYYAAAAHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO!!!

Sam and Kari: I AM A CRAZY FROOOOOOGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BING, BING!! *baka dancing commences*

Vlaid: *comes through portal from the Vampire Realm* Graaage! You said you wouldn’t be long, you liar! I’ll bet you’re flirting with Sam again aren’t y- O_O *looks around living room to see many a drunken person, a broken window, an exasperated looking Seto, and Grage lying on the floor like “X_X”* ...Whaaat the fook...

Kaian: HEY!! YOU’RE THE HOMO AREN’T YOU?!

Everyone: *suddenly looks at Vlaid*

Vlaid: ._. Um...what does that have to do with anything? What’s going on? Grage? .________.

Kaian: C’MON!! GET DRUNK AND...I DON’T KNOW!! *laughs like an idiot*

Grage: *on floor* ...My leg is gone ouch....

Vlaid: ._o

Sam: I’m sorry! But no touchy! Seto = MINE!! GRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! *snarl snort*

Vlaid: >.>‘’ What the hell is going on here!?

Sam: New years party, silly! NEEDS MORE PEOPLE! YAHOOOO!!!!!!!!! *goes to phone and picks it up* Ummm....uuummmmmmm.....can I get to...um....Yugi, please? I need to speak with him for...specific reasons? *blinks drunkenly* Hello? *dial tone* Hellooooo?

Seto: *finally gives up and goes to get something to drink*

Sam: Yugi? Hello? Hello?

Phone: We’re sorry, your call did not go through. Please hang up and try again.

Seto: *pulls a juice box out of the fridge*

Kaian: Oh come on! WHAT KIND OF DRINK IS THAT?!??

Seto: *looks* ...Apple juice. *walks away*

Kaian: HEY!! I’M NOT DONE WITCHU!! GEB BACK HEYER! *stands angrily*

Grage: *is sitting on floor hugging Vlaid so hard he can’t breathe* I love you! :D

Vlaid: Gack...Grage...can’t...breathe....*cough*

Grage: ^_^ *extreme alcohol induced OOCness*

Vlaid: @__@’’

Sam: Excuse me? Can I speak to Yugi please Mr. Grandpa? ...What? Of course you are! How can you not be- huh? Wrong number...oh I see....Yep, happy new years...*hangs up and picks it up again* Hello? Police? I need to speak to Mr. Yugi please? Oh I see....what? A fine? Oh...I’m sorry to bothered you...happy new years! *hangs up* Seto? I need some moneys.....

Seto: >.>‘’ Sam, you baka...

Kari: *walks into kitchen* I know Yugi’s number! *picks up phone and dials* Hello? Hiiiii Yugi! It’s Kari! :D Happy new year! Hehe, how are you...oh, I just called for Sam, she wants to talk or somethin’, I don’t know, HA! Well, talk to you later, byes! *hangs up* ....oooopsies...*starts giggling madly*

Sam: <.<‘’ Yeah thanks, Kari.

Kari: ^_^ Not my fault! *scribbles down a number* There, that’s his, mhm? I’m going to go upstairs for a bit...*goes upstairs* ...*everyone hears a “HIIIII, MY BABIES!!!” followed by loud crying*

Sam: o_o *blink* ... *picks up phone and dials number*

Kaian: What are you phoning? HUH? YELL ME?!?!?!? NOW!!!! I’LL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT AND EAT THEM!!!!

Sam: No you willn’t. Oh, hiyee? Yugi? Mr. Grandpa? Hello? HI!!! Yeah, I know it’s kinda late...can you come over? Like, right now? Like, I’ll beat you if you don’t? And maybe regret it when I’m not drunk? Please? H-hello? *dial tone* Oh...he must be on his way! ^_^ *hangs up* Okay, who next? *goes through conveniently placed phonebook* ...Where was this before?

Seto: *drinking apple juice* It WAS there, didn’t you see it? It’s always there!

Sam: *stares at him for a minute* ....ooOh...I see! Mr. SMART!! I LOVE YOU!!!! :D

Seto: -_-’’ *sips juice and ignores her*

Sam: :B

Kaian: *sneaks up behind Seto with a tequila bottle in hand* Mehehehehe... *grabs Seto’s head and pulls it back and pours drink down throat* AAAAAHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! MWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GRAWWW HAHAHAHAHA!!!! BLAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! JAHHHH AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! XEHHHHH HAHAHAHAH!!!!! YAH HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
KAH HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! PLUAH AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *bottle is clearly empty* WAH HAHAHAHAHA!!!! HUYAHHH AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Seto: O_O *stares at Kaian* ...What...the HELL...are you doing?

Sam: *had started laughing along with Kaian about halfway through and is still doing so*

Kaian: YAHHH- I don’t know...

Sam: *stops laughing immediately* Yeah, me neither.

Seto: >.>‘’ I was going to get drunk anyway, you know.

Kaian: I DO!???!

Sam: YES, I DO!!! WORK IT HARDER!!!!! YEAAAAHH!!!! *slams her fist on the table*

Kaian: YAHOO! DO IT FASTER!!! GYAAAA HAHAHAHAHA *passes out...yet again*

Seto: o_O

Sam: *big stupid smile* I’m gonna invite JOUNOUCHI!! *picks up phone and dials random number* Hello?? Mr. Joey? Drunken father? Allo? ALLO!?!??

Seto: o_O DON’T INVITE THE MUTT!!!!

Sam: Oh, I see...wrong number...what’s this, you say? You also have a drunken father? Oh, I know! Bums, they be! BUMS!!! Righto then. Nighty night! Happy New Years!! *hangs up*

Seto: *blank stare*

Sam: *looks up Jounouchi’s number in phonebook and dials it* Why hellooooo! I’m SAMANTHA!!!!!!!!!! Are you Jounouchi? PLEEEAAASE, TELL ME YOU’RE HIM!! I’M BORED!!!!! What’s this you say? ...Oh I see....he’s at Yugi’s...

Seto: -_________-’’

Sam: Well you have a good night, Mr. Joey's drunken bum of a father! HAPPY NEW YEARS!!! *burps loudly into phone and hangs up* Well then...I wonder, if Yugi comes here, he should bring Jounouchi too...I should phone and check though, Yugi should’ve been here already! Unless they both died in the snow...*shrugs and picks phone back up*

Kaian: *gets up and goes to living room* HEY!! KAOLLA!!! HOW ARE YOU?

Kaolla: well-

Kaian: HEY THAT’S GREYT!! I LOVE YOU!!!! *kisses her*

Kaian: *thinks* Uh oh. I think I’m gonna..*throws up in Kaolla’s mouth*

Kaolla: e_0 *throws up back into his mouth*

Kaian: *cuts off the kiss and throws up on Grage and Vlaid*

Grage & Vlaid: *pull apart from each other* Ewww...*both move to another corner and continue making out*

Kaian: Ah ha ha! Um...kidding...*passes out....AGAIN!*

Kaolla: *hiccups and sits down, twirling her finger on the carpet* Rugs are funny....*stares*

Sam: Hello? Mr. Grandpa? What? Yugi? Why aren’t you HERE!??? I’m BLIND now!! The spork! OH THE SPORK!!! ...Never you mind that...I don’t LIKE you no more...PUT JOUNOUCHI ON THE PHONE!!! NOW!! ...Hello? Jounouchi? HI!!!!!!!!

Seto: *laying with his head in his arms on table* Oh God...

Sam: Yeah, see, Yugi’s a total butthead and I’m blind from a spork “accident”, so I want you to come over instead! What? You can’t leave?! Why that sucks. OH!! Unless...just bring Yugi with you! That’s not ditching! Huh? *gasps* I did NO such thing! How DARE you accuse me of insulting Yugi like that! You are no longer my friend! *slams phone down, only to pick it up and redial the number* Hello? Mr. Grandpa? I’d like to speak to Yugi please? Thank you! ...Yugi? Hello? Yes, it’s me again! Look, things didn’t work out with Jounouchi, so I was wondering if you’d like to come over instead! Whassat? Nooo...I did not! You lie! I called Jounouchi! So, are you coming here or not? ...I see...who else is there? ...Ah, a get together! A new years party!? WOW!! Why didn’t I think of that!? Hey Yugi, I have a great idea! You, and Jounouchi, and the rest of em’ can come here and we can have a big NEW YEARS PARTY!!! ...Hello? Hello? Yugi? *dial tone*

Seto: >.>‘’ You, my friend, are an...baka...hm...

Sam: Well NOW who am I gonna call!! *pouts, then gasps* OH MY GOD!! I didn’t call Yami! I have to talk to him! *picks up phone and dials number* ...Hello? Mr. Grandpa? *you hear a” FOR RA’S SAKE, STOP CALLING HERE, SAM!!!” over the phone* Yes, hello, I was wondering if I could speak to Yami?

Kaian: WHAT?!?!?! YAMI?!?!?!? DON’T INVITE HIM!!! I’LL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT AND EAT THEM!!

Yugi: *hears that over the phone* O_O’’ ...Um...alright...*Yami takes over* HELLO.

Sam: *screeches into phone* HI YAMI!!!

Yami over phone: OH GOD, IT’S ANZU!!”

Sam: NO, nononononono, it’s SAM!! YOU MORON!!! SAM!! S-A-M-A-N-T-H-A!!! SAAAAAM!!!

Yami: ....That spells ‘Samantha’.

Sam: That’s my name, butt hole. COME HERE NOW!! BRING YUGI, BRING JOUNOUCHI, BRING EGGNOG, BRING WHATEVER ELSE YOU HAVE THERE AND GET THE FUCK OVER HERE BEFORE THIS MANIAC GOUGES MY EYES OUT WITH A SPORK AND EATS THEM!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! You remember the address, 446 Kildarroch, hope to see you soon, bye, bye!!!!!!!!!!!! *hangs up*

Kaian: DAMN IT!!! I’M GOING FOR THE SPORK!

Sam: NO, DAMN IT!!! Gouge the fucking Pharaoh has been’s eyes out! Not MINE!!!

Kaian: Hey....yeahhhhhhhh!!!! That sounds good! :D

Sam: I love my alcomahols! *hugs bottle of tequila*

Kari: *stumbles downstairs again* Oh, my head...I think I fell asleep...um...where’s my Ry-Ry?

Ryou: *is hanging passed out upside down on couch snoring loudly*

Kari: THERE he is! YEY! *jumps upside down on couch and hugs him*

Sam: *sits perfectly still and silent, unblinking on the kitchen chair staring at nothing for exactly ten minutes* ...I’M BORED!! Yippekyey!

Seto: *laughs for no reason*

Jared: *runs downstairs and trips over own feet* WHAT’S GOIN OWWWN?!??! *unfortunately for him, the first thing his eyes come across are a barf covered Grage and Vlaid making out in a corner* MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY BURN!!!! *covers them and runs screaming into a wall* @__@’’

Sam: o_O *points and laughs after a few minutes of staring*

*doorbell rings*

Sam: OH MY GOOODDDDDDDDDD!! :O

Kaian: Is that the pharaoh? Cause if it is! *holds up spork menacingly*

Sam: I’LLLLL get it! *skips over to the door and flings it open revealing a very annoyed looking Yugi, along with Jounouchi and Yami* HELLO!! You’re just in time, my eyes are here! *pokes them* OWW! MY EYEEESSS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *runs screaming into a wall*

Kaian: YAHHH!! *lunges at Yami with spork in hand*

Yami: *steps to the side and Kaian goes flying into a snow bank* So...ahem...WHY are we here, exactly?

Jounouchi: O_O HOLY CRAP, IS RYOU DRUNK!?!??!????!??!!?!?

Yugi: =O

Ryou: *still passed out on couch...upside down...with Kari*

Sam: *gets up, rubbing eyes in pain* Ouchness...um...yes indeed.

Jounouchi: *suddenly looks around suspiciously* Grrr...Kaiba’s here too, ain’t he?

Seto: *from kitchen* It’s my girlfriend’s party, of course I’m here, you stupid....you stupid...stupid.

Sam: Haaahahahaha, Seto’s drunk!! ^_^

Jounouchi: o_o There’s ALCOHOL INVOLVED IN THIS PARTY?? WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY SO!?!?

Sam: *giggles like an idiot* You couldn’t tell?

Yugi: -__-’’

Jounouchi: .___.’’ ...Course I could! Just foolin’!

Kaian: *sneaks up behind Yami with spork in hand* Heheheheheheh. *grabs Yami and pulls his head back and his hand starts getting sucked into his hair* AHH, WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

Yami: *doesn’t notice*

Sam: CHICKEN!!!!! DAAAAANCE LIKE A CHICKEN!!!!

Jared: *puts on a fake Jamaican accent* CHICKEN LIMBO!!!

Sam: *bursts out laughing*

Vlaid: *passed out in Grage’s arms*

Grage: *not really paying attention to anything*

Sam: *blasts the chicken dance* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaian: *arms have disappeared in Yami’s hair* GET ME OUT OF THIS THING!!

Yami: *scratches head* Huh? My head’s itchy! D:

Kaian: In your hair you dumb shit!

Yami: o_O Wha?

Yugi: *gives the best glare someone who looks like Yugi can* WHY did you bring us out here, Sam?

Sam: *laughs loudly* Well not for you to stand out there all night! *gets evil look in eyes* GET INSIDE!! *pulls them in*

Jounouchi: *all giddy n’ such* I’ve never been to a party with lots of alcohol before! Oh wait, yeah I have...Unless....*hurts himself trying to think* ;o;

Sam: ...What now?

Kaian: SAM!

Sam: WHAT!?

Kaian: HELP ME DAMN IT!! CUT HIS FUCKIN HAIR!!

Sam: *sees Kaian being absorbed by Yami’s hair* OH MY GOD!! :O Yami, there’s a thing in your hair! *smacks Kaian across the face* Don’t worry, I’ll get it!!

Yami: *screams like a girl* Get it out, GET IT OUT!!!!!

Sam: *picks up a very old video tape and starts beating Kaian with it* AAAAAHHHHH TAKE THIS LICE!! TAKE THIS!!!

Yami: LICE!?!?!? NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!! ,>O<,

Kaian: Ah!! What the hell are you doing!?!?!!

Sam: Uh? *squints* ...Kaian? What are you doing in Yami’s hair? There’s lice in there, you know! *frees him*

Kaian: Bout time! GEEZ!! CRIPES!!! DAMN IT!! FREAKIN!!! AARRGGGG!!! GGRRRRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWW!!!

Sam: Hehe, Yami, you have to cut your hair to get rid of them lice!

Yami: *cries*

Sam: Don’t worry, I’ll do it for you! *takes out Sennen Sword* I’ve done this before, remember? Except there were no lice involved last time, and it wasn’t ALL your hair! *starts slashing the sword through his hair*

Yami: ;o;

*after a fierce battle, the nonexistent lice were murdalized along with Yami’s hair*

Kaian: I’ll help too...*pulls out spork*

Sam: Aw, no need Kaian! All done!

Yami: *completely bald*...*sneef* I’m ugly...

Sam: Oh don’t feel bad! ^_^ You were always ugly! :D

Yami: D: *cries*

Kaian: I’m gonna gouge your eyes out and EAT THEM!!!

Yami: *pauses in crying* O_O ...*continues mourning his hair* ;o;

Seto: *almost stumbles into living room, sees Yami* ...*mouth twitches* ...*a small smile forms* ...*snort* ...*slowly points* ...You...you’re...*struggling to finish* ...B....ba-...*bursts out laughing, genuine laughter in front of people other than Sam and Mokuba for once in his life as far as anyone knows*

Sam: Heheheheheheh...*bursts out laughing too*

Jared: .......HOLY CRAP!!! HE’S LAUGHING!!!

Grage: *takes a big swig of his drink and spits it out all over Kari and Ryou* HOLY SHIT!!!

Kaian: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!

Jounouchi: Holy Macaroni! Holy Macaroni! Holy Macaroni! Holy Macaroni! Holy Macaro- *notices everyone staring* ...What?

Sam: ^____^ But of course he laughs! You RETARDS!!! *gives everyone who dare think otherwise an extra evil death glare of DOOM*

Kaian: Alright then...uh okay...*passes out....FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! AGAIN!! CUT IT OUT ALREADY!! YOU EITHER STAY UP OR OUT!!!*

Seto: *finally stops laughing and regains composure* ...What? Haven’t any of you idiots seen a person laugh before? *glares*

Jared: Yeah, we seen a lot of people laugh...just not you...ever

Seto: ...Well now you have. Big whoop.

Sam: WHOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jared: Uh-huh, whoop. *leaves*

Sam: ...Where’s Noah?

Seto: *shrug* Sleeping, I’d guess...he’s the one looking after Mokuba right now.

Sam: Sleeping...right...in a mansion full of cool games and stuff with a very hyper 13 year old...uh-huh...sleep.

Seto: >.>‘’ They better be...

Kaian: Cause if they aren’t! *holds up spork menacingly*

Everyone who’s awake: *stares at Kaian*

Kaian: *puts spork away* ...Shut up!

Sam: ...*blink* ANYwho...I NEED MORE PEOPLE HERE!!! AAGH!!! *grabs Kari’s purse, runs to phone and dials first number she finds in Kari‘s phonebook* HELLO!?!?!??!??!?? WHO THE FUCK IS THIS!?!?? GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE NOW!!! 446 Kildarroch, hope to see you soon, bye! :D *hangs up* Well then.

Grage: o_O Geez, Sam, how much have you drank tonight?

Seto: *stares at Sam* ...You know, I haven’t seen you drink at all tonight...

Grage: Me either.

Kari: Hn wha? Oh...Sammy drinks small amounts of very strong alcohol when nobody’s looking...that’s why...*falls asleep again*

Everyone awake: *looks directly at Sam*

Sam: Mm? * swallows and quickly puts a now empty bottle behind her back and shrugs* What?

Kaian: What?

Sam: What?

Kaian: What?

Sam: Shut up-a your face! >_O

Kaian: Oh yeah?!

Sam: YEAH! :P

Kaian: ...Well I can’t beat that..

Sam: ^_^

Kaian: Psh...

Sam: ....Kaian farted!

Kaian: No I didn’t you idiot!

*phone rings*

Sam: I GOT IT!! *dives into kitchen*

Kaian: Ah haha...........No I don’t know

Seto: Whatever...*is falling asleep on couch*

Jounouchi: Meeheehee...*evil ideas in head*

Sam: *answers phone* Hellooooo? ...Oh I see...yes, I just called some number...was that you? Ah...who’s this? ...BAKURA!? Why the heck does Kari have your number!? ...Oh I see...you’re in Yellowknife, I KNOW! ...NO!! I DON’T WANT YOU HERE! SHUT UP! YOU’RE NOT INVITED! YOU SUCK!! *slams phone down* Great, he’s coming over now.

Kaian: *wakes up* Wha? Who’s coming?

Sam: Baka-ura!

Kaian: Who’s that?

Sam: <.<‘’ Bakura...

Kaian: EHO?!

Sam: -_-’’

Ryou: *stirs* Eh? Bakura...what’s he coming here for...

Sam: I didn’t invite him. He’s coming over now. Guaranteed.

Ryou: *mumbles* Oh...I see...*slips off couch and hits his head on the floor* Ow...

*crying is heard from upstairs*

Kaian: WHO SAMMIT?!
Sam: o_O

Ryou: WHO WHA HUH ZOMG!! *eyes turn slanted and evil*

Bakura: WHAT’S GOING ONNNN!!! *looks around*

Kaian: You said it wrong! *pokes him* It’s WHAT’S GOIN’ OWWWNNNNN!!!!????

Bakura: *death glares Kaian* Who the fuck are you!?

Kaian: *thinks* Uhhhh.... let’s see here, umm no that’s Jared....and that’s Seth....not isn’t Matthew....I don’t know...

Bakura: >.>‘’ *looks around again and notices everyone drunk and/or passed out* You’re all DRINKING!? WHY THE FUCK WASN’T I INVITED!?!?!??

Sam: Because you SUCK!!

Bakura: SHUT UP!! YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!

Sam: NnnnnO! :D

Jounouchi: *is drawing on Seto’s face with a black marker*

Seto: Zzzzz.........

Bakura: Fuck you! Where’s the alcohol!

Sam: Iunno. *shrug* We got ours out of nowhere. *shrug*

Bakura: *stare* ...What...*tries to make alcohol appear out of nowhere* COME ON!! WORK!!! *bottle of shampoo appears in his hand* WHAT!?? HERBAL ESSENCE!?!?? NOOO!!!!!

Sam: *gets a new bottle of tequila out of nowhere* YEY! *starts opening it*

Bakura: *snatches it and runs to a dark corner and hisses* MINE!! *drinks it*

Sam: D:

Kaian: Who are is that be?

Sam: Bakura. Ryou’s darker half? The asshole? Yeah? Yaw? Uh-haw?

Kaian: Who?!

Samaya: *walks in front door* Hehe, they’ll never know I was so late because I- *looks and sees everyone staring at her* Aw shit. ...What the hell is everyone doing? *looks at all the strange sights in the room* o_o’’ ...Wow. It’s...like a freak show!

Sam: MAYA!!! *tosses a coin at her face* YOU SUCK! GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Kaian: Look! It’s Samayonnaise!

Samaya: >.> What the- HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING!???

Kaian: ARE YOU CRAZYED?!?

Samaya: ...No...you moron...

Sam: He stole my liquor! D:

Kari: *wakes up suddenly* WHO STOLE IT!?

Sam: BAKURA!! D:

Kari: GRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! *goes and hits him over the head* GIVE IT BACK!! *snatches bottle and brings it back to Sam* Here you go! *smiles and passes out on couch again*

Sam: WEEEEEEEEEEEEE- *looks at bottle* D: It’s EMPTY!!! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: Man, I wish Anenia were here...I’d do- *mouth gets covered by Sam*

Sam: Nobody needs OR wants to hear about what you want to do to anybody. SHUT UP!

Kaian: You still didn’t answer my question, WHO IS THAT?!?!??!!
Bakura: *stands up* IIII AM BAKURAAAAAAA!!!!! KING OF THIEEEEEEEEVES!!!!!!!! GRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaian: Ummm...alright.

Sam: Ummmmmmmmmmm..............uhhhhhhhhhhh.................hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............what now?

Kaian: I dunno, what now?

Samaya: T.T My brother is drunk.

Kaian: What? WHO SAYED?!?!

Samaya: It’s kind of OBVIOUS, Kaian.

Kaian: Who the hell is Kaian?! He must be a loser!

Jared: *comes in out of nowhere* Damn straight! *disappears*

Everyone but Kaian: Yeah, agreed, uh-huh...

Kaian: Okay then...

Sam: Um...anywho...what were we doing?

Bakura: DRINKING!! I WANT ANENIA!! *suddenly Ryou returns to his own body*

Ryou: Eh?

Bakura: *gone*

Ryou: *blinks* ...What happened?

Kari: A poof took you over an’ disappeared!

Ryou: ...Oh. Bakura, right...

Kaian: Who’s Bakura?

Sam: A guy you’d remember in a snap if you were sober. Shut your face now.

Kaian: PIE?!

Sam: *throws a pie at his face*

Pie: I’m gonna get you!

Kaian: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *wakes up from his hallucination*

Everyone: *staring at Kaian...again*

Sam: ...ooookay then.

Kari: I want cake. *goes into kitchen to make some*

Sam: ME TOO!!! *trips and falls on her face* Oww...*passes out* @_@

Kaian: HA!! IDIOT! *passes out...FOR THE LAST TIME!!! DAMMIT!!!*

Grage: Nuuu Sam! *tries to turn into a bat to fly over to her but turns into an obese cat instead* MEOOOORRRRRWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! <=3

Vlaid: *points and laughs* Haaahahahaha!! Haah! Ha. ^w^ *goes and hugs Grage*

Grage: Meorw... <(=-_-=)>

Kaian: *gets up* HEY SAMAYAPERSONMAJIGGER!!

Samaya: >.> Yes, brother?

Kaian: I’M DRUNK!!!! FRICK!!! CALL ME KAIAN!!! FRICK!!! *falls backwards*

Samaya: o_.” Riiight.

Sam: Cake....*is still on floor* Mmmm....

Kaian: *gets up again* HELLO PEOPLES!!!

Ryou: *hears crying from upstairs, which hasn’t stopped from before* OH MY GOOODDDDDDDDDD!!! *runs upstairs and trips a couple times*

Sam: ...............

Kaian: BLLLEEEGGG!!!

Seto: *has drawings all over his face*

Jounouchi: *pointing and laughing like an idiot*

Yami: *mourning in a dark corner*

Yugi: *has fallen asleep somehow*

Kaian: Ihhhhhuno. I’M DRUNK!!! *falls over again*

Samaya: *eye twitches* FOR RA’S SAKE!! DAMN IT!! YOU IDIOTS!! *takes out bottle of sober spray and sprays it at everyone in the room*

Kaian: *wakes up* The hell? Where am I?

Sam: *still on floor* ...My face hurts...

Seto: Zzzz.....

Sam: *slowly gets up* Ow...*has rug burn on face*

Kari: *gets up from kitchen floor, is covered in powdered cake mix* Huh? What was I doing?

Kaian: My head hurts, badly...

Samaya: That’s your fault.

Vlaid: *opens eyes and notices he’s holding a very, very fat cat* What the?

Grage: *opens eyes* Meorw? *changes back to normal* ...What the fook?

Vlaid: o_O’’ I don’t know.

Kaian: What’s going on here?

Samaya: You guys were completely wasted, that’s what was going on here.

Kaian: We were all wasted? Awww... I missed it.

Samaya: What the hell are you talking about? I just sprayed you all with sober spray! you were like, the drunkest one, you moron!

Sam: ...I have rug burn on my face...

Samaya: Good for you.

Kari: *is picking up things from floor and sweeping up* Good goshness, what did I do??

Kaian: Umm...okay.

*upstairs you hear Ryou going, “LAAAAAAALALALAAAAAAAAA, BABIES, GO TO SLEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!”*

Kari: o_O Um...*puts broom down and quickly goes upstairs*

Sam: O_o’’

Kari: *comes back down, goes over to Samaya, takes bottle of sober spray and rushes back upstairs*

Kaian: Uh oh. *runs to bathroom and shuts door and throws up*

Sam: ...I thought I made that spray so it got rid of hangovers, too... I’ll have to fix that later. Where’s Seto? *sees Seto sleeping on couch with drawings all over his face in black marker* ...Okay...WHO did that?

Jounouchi: *nonchalantness* 9_9

Kaian: *walks out of bathroom* AH ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha aha! Just kidding..

Sam: >.>‘’ Come on...I promise I won’t kill whoever did it! Really!

Jounouchi: ._.’’

Geri: *drops in from ceiling somehow* HEY PEOPLE!! *walks and slips on bottle and falls to the ground and is knocked unconscious*

Everyone awake: o_o’’

Kari: *walks downstairs again* Phew, he’s strange when he’s drunk...but I finally got him AND the babies to sleep, so- *sees everyone staring at an unconscious Geri on the floor* ...What happened?!

Jared: *walks in* I don’t know. *leaves*

Sam: ...She slipped on a bottle. *points* ...It was Bakura’s. Honestly, it was! *shifty eyes*

Kari: o_o

Kaian: What happened?

Sam: ...She slipped on a bottle. *points* ...It was Bakura’s. Honestly, it was! *shifty eyes*

Kaian: Really...?

Sam: Yup. *shifty eyes*

Kaian: So WHO got hurt?

Sam: *points at the unconscious Geri on floor*

Kaian: AH HA HA!! IDIOT!!

Geri: *sits up without using her hands* WHAT?!? WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!?!

Kaian: Uhhh... It was Jared! *flees*

Sam: Hey! No it wasn’t! You fag!

Kari: *sweatdrop*

Vlaid: I consider that...a stupid insult.

Grage: It really is.

Sam: >.>‘’ Stay out of this.

Both: Okay.

Geri: Then WHO was it?!

Sam: Well, KAIAN, obviously! Go get him! *hands her a spork*

Geri: What do I do with this?

Sam: Um...you... YOU GOUGE HIS EYES OUT, AND EAT THEEEEMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Geri: O_O Why would I want to eat eyes?

Sam: *shrug* No clue. I think it’s just an expression, you just gouge his eyes out.

Geri: Oh okay. GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs after Kaian*

You hear outside: AH! What are you doing here? I told you it was Jared! Sam told me that it was you! YOU LIAR! NOW I’m GOING TO GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT!!!!....AND EAT THEM!!! What? AH CRAP!! MY EYES!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... *silence*

Kari: o_O

Sam: o_O

Grage: o_O

Vlaid: O_o

Samaya: O_O

Jounouchi: o_O

Yami: o_O

Yugi: *has been woken up* o_O

Seto: Zzzzz...

Geri: *walks back in all bloody* Okay all done.

Sam: Wwwoooowww....you actually did it?

Grage: Gouging is fun. ^_^

Vlaid: o_o ...Yes it is....

Sam: o_O Uh...anywho...what did you do with the eyes?

Geri: They’re right here! *holds out eyes*

Everyone awake (except Grage and Vlaid): Ewww!

Grage and Vlaid: *point and laugh*

Samaya: O_O *screams* YOU GOUGED MY BROTHER’S EYES OUT!?!?? YOU’LL DIE!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *brings out the Sennen Sword and swings it around* DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH!!! *charges at Geri*

Geri: *throws eyes at her*

Samaya: *screeches and dodges them* YOU FIEND!! I’LL KILL YOU!! SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY!! SPLAY YOUR GUTS ON THE SNOW AND THROW YOUR ORGANS TO THE DOGS!! RAAAAWRRRR!!!!!!!!!! *charges again*

Kaian: *walks in* HEY WHAT’S GOIN’ OWWWN??!?

Samaya: *freezes in mid-run* I’m avenging your sight. RAAAAWRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! *continues going for Geri*

Geri: AAAAAHHHHH!!! *grabs Kaian*

Kaian: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! *gets cut in half*

Samaya: O_O AH FUCK!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK DAMN IT ALL YOU STUPID BITCH, I'LL KILL YOU!!! *chops her head off*

Jared: OH MY GOD!!! NOBODY KILLS KAIAN AND GERI AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!! *grabs saw that came out of nowhere and saws Samaya’s legs off*

Samaya: AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! SAM!!!!! YOU’RE STUPID FUCKING BROTHER SAWED MY FUCKING LEGS OFF!!!!!!!

Sam: o_o’’ You idiots. *walks over to Samaya and takes the sword from her* This can fix things you know. *goes and stabs Kaian in the forehead* Hm...*concentrates and Kaian is healed by the sword, then she takes it out and stabs Geri’s forehead, and she’s magically fixed* Now then....*goes over to Samaya* WHAT should I do with you...

Samaya: FIX ME, YOU LITTLE BITCH!

Sam: THAT’S NOT NICE! D: NO FIX FOR YOU! *walks away*

Samaya: ;o; I’m going to bleed to death! It ouches! Damn it!

Sam: Well, I can’t fix you! I don’t have the will to! ...Kari? Do you have the will to fix Samaya?

Kari: *fainted*

Sam: Well, too bad!

Grage: -_-’’ I’ll do it...*takes sword and heals Samaya*

Sam: ...How did this go from a party to an almost massacre?

Jounouchi: ...Samaya sobered everyone!

Yugi: We were safe from blades before that!

Sam: YEAH! *punches Samaya unconscious* There we go! ^_^ Now, no more blades. *takes sword away from Grage and it disappears*

Kaian: Can we get drunk again?

Sam: Yeah!!! Yugi, wanna get drunk with us?

Yugi: o_o Um...

Kari: @_@ *on floor*

Sam: ...There’s blood everywhere...

Jared out of nowhere: EVERYWHERE...

Kaian: *really, really, REALLY, REALLY drunk* AH HA HA HA HA HA !!!

Sam: *laughs like Naga the Serpent* AAAAAAH ha ha ha! AAAHHHHHHHHHH ha ha ha ha haaa!!!!!

Jared: *laughs like Ganondorf* AHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

Grage: *laughs his sexy evil laugh*

Vlaid: *drool*

Sam: *almost drools, but gets smacked in the back of the head by an unseen force* OW DAMN IT!!

Jared: What were we laughing at?

Sam: ...EVERYWHERE...

Jared: EVERYWHERE?! What’s everywhere?

Sam: *gestures to blood all over the carpet and walls*

Jared: *laughs like that guy in the song “feel good inc.“*

Vlaid: *laughs like the Pillsbury dough boy*

Kari: *giggles in her unconscious state*

Kaian: GGGWWWWAAAAHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

Seto: *is now wide awake* SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

Grage: Sorry, Mr. KAIBA!!!!!!!!!! *shuts portal to the Vampire Realm* I just wanted to hunt! >.>‘’

Seto: <.<‘’

Jared: .......Alright then, what were we laughing at?

Sam: The blood all over the carpet and walls that came from Kaian, Samaya, and Geri.

Jared: Ohhh....HA!

Sam: ...I want orange flavoured chocolate... ._.

Jared: Really?

Sam: Yup. *drinks vodka*

Jared: AH HA HA!! I guess..

Yugi: Um...*stares at bottle of alcohol Sam gave him*

Kaian: Drink it you big eyed little freak!

Yugi: D:

Sam: Go ahead, Yugi! Share it with Jounouchi or something...and, uh...Seto, you um...got something on you face.

Seto: Where?

Sam: *covers her whole face with her fingers trying to point out where he has marker on his face*

Seto: 0_0 *goes into washroom*

Sam: Well, someone’s gonna be in trouble now...

Jounouchi: *chokes on drink* Ehehe...heh...eh.

Seto: *in bathroom* WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?? AAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

Jounouchi: *bursts out laughing*

Sam: I KNEW IT!!1 *beats him with a stick*

Jounouchi: AGH! OUCH!! GAH!!

Jared: Beat him to a bloody pulp!!!!

Jounouchi: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

Sam: My arms are tired. *drops stick and goes to finish her drink*

Kaian: Ah hell I’ll do it me self. *grabs stick and whacks Jounouchi with it*

Jounouchi: @_X

Yugi: :O Stop it!!

Jared: I’ll help! *runs outside and climbs up a tree, grabs heavy stick, jumps down, runs back inside, and beats Yugi with it*

Sam: *spits out drink* HEY!! NOT YUGI! NO!! *tosses bottle at the back of Jared’s head, knocking him out*

Seth: I’ll help!

Kaian: *stops beating Jounouchi with stick* Weren’t you dead? *continues beating Jounouchi with stick*

Seth: Oh yeah...

Seth: X_X

Sam: *stabs him in forehead with sword and revives him* Baka!

Seth: Thanks!

Sam: Whatever. *shrugs and sword disappears again*

Seth: *runs outside and grabs a twig off the ground and runs back inside and beats Jounouchi with it*

Jounouchi: AAAAAAH!!!! INSULT TO INJURY! INSULT TO INJURY! NUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seth: Oh, sorry. *pokes him in the eye with it*

Jounouchi: OUCH!! X_@

Kaian: GET OUT OF HERE! *whacks Seth across the face with stick*

Seth: *goes flying into wall*

Seth: X_X

Sam: -_-’’ *sips drink*

Seto: *comes back into living room, face clear of any marker* Stupid mutt, hope he gets beaten with a stick...*grumble, grumble*

Sam: HI SETO!!

Seto: Hi, Sam... O_O *sees Jounouchi being beaten with a stick* ...Huh. *sits down and watches while he takes some of Sam’s drink*

Jared: AAAAAHHHHH!!!! *punches Yami in the face for no reason*

Yami: X_X *bald and dead*

Sam: Hey, Kaian, weren’t you going to hurt Yami?

Kaian: ....Hey! Yeah! Why am I beating this fruit bag? *goes over to Yami and beats him with stick*

Sam: *points and laughs at his pain*

Jared: Where be the chibi spray?

Sam: With the rest of my grand collection of sprays, o’ course! I have tons! ^_^

Jared: Well, let’s see that one.

Sam: Okies, then! *digs around in pocket and tosses over a bottle of chibi spray*

Jared: *sprays self* AH HA HA!! *pulls out giant wooden mallet out of nowhere and flattens Jounouchi* Take that!

Seto: o_o ...How do you fit all those bottles in your pocket?

Sam: ...........MAGIC! WooOOOoOooOoOooOooOoOooO!!!!!

Seto: >.>‘’

Sam: *shrug* What? I don’t know!

Seto: -_-’’

Kaian: TAKE THIS!! YARGH!! *bats Yami in the face with stick*

Yami: X_X

Sam: Awww....poor Yugi...*goes and puts a band-aid on his hand* All better! *trips on the way back to the couch and spontaneously combusts* AAAAAAH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! OH GOD!!! IT BURNS!!!!

Seto: o_O

Yugi: @_@

Jared: HA! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE FLAT?!?! HUH?!?! NOW YOU KNOW HOW MARIO FEELS, AND FLAT STANLEY!!!!

Sam: *stops burning* Who the hell is flat Stanley?

Jared: I don’t know.

Sam: o_o *stares, then bursts into flames again* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *runs in circles* AAGH!!! *jumps out the window into the snow, melting it away*

Seto: ...I...urgh. *drinks more*

Grage: *severely drunk* WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *explodes*

Vlaid: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

Kaian: TAKE SOME MORE OF THIS YOU PUNK!!! *whacks Yami in the face again*

Yami: *bloody mess in the corner*

Sam: *outside in a large crater in the snow* Ah...that’s better...

Jared: *laughing at Jounouchi for being flat*

Sam: *burst inside house again* OH MY GOD!! YOU GUYS!!!!!

Jared: *Stops laughing like an idiot* What?

Sam: It’s...MORNING!!

Everyone: GASP!!

Seto: HOLY CRAP, I HAVE A MEETING TO GO TO!! *runs to his car* ROLAND!!! DRIVE, YOU FOOL!! *batman music plays and fire spews out the back of the limo as they speed away*

Sam: ...wow. o_o’’

Jared: And?

Kari: Well, we can’t party now! It’s time to get up and clean! And I want to take my babies out shopping.

Kaian: Okay, you can clean up that bloody mess in the corner, I don’t know what it is anymore. *points to the corner*

Sam: ...Ew...that might’ve been recognizable if he wasn’t bald...

Yugi: *wakes up* Uh...?

Kari: 0_0 OH MY GOSH, Yugi, come with me! *pulls him out of the living room and upstairs before he can see the bloody mess*

Yugi: Gah! What, what is it!? *is pulled upstairs*

Sam: *sigh* Kaian, you made that, you clean it up!

Kaian: Aw damn, alright? Then I guess.

Sam: o_O *sprays him with sober spray* NOW!

Kaian: What was I gonna do? *looks at the bloody mess in the corner* What the hell is that?!

Sam: -_-’’ Can you help me locate his forehead?

Kaian: *digs around in the bloody mess* I couldn’t find the forehead. But will this help? *holds up brain*

Sam: e_O Eh...sure. *stabs it and concentrates to heal him up*

Yami: *magically reforms* Ow, my head...*notices his hair has grown back somehow* YAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *spasms*

Sam: *sweatdrop* Uh-huh...Yami, it’s your job to clean up after yourself now. *gives him a sponge and some soapy water and directs him to bloody corner* Haaaave fun! *goes to make breakfast*

Yami: .__. Ew...

Kari: *brings Yugi and Ryou downstairs with her and they start cleaning up the other big bloody mess where the almost massacre occurred*

Vlaid: *starts straightening everything out and picks up all the empty bottles*

Grage: *goes to get a cloth to clean the barf off of him and Vlaid’s shirts*

*A while later, the house is completely clean, as if the party and bloody messes had never happened*

Kaian: *goes to sleep*

Sam: Okay, food is done!

Kaolla: FOOOD!!!!

Everyone: *goes to get some*

Food: *gone*

Sam: *staring at Kaolla* o_o You...ate it all...

Kaolla: <3

Everyone else: D:

Sam: >.>‘’ Grrr....now we have to get McDonalds! Luckily, I have THIS!! *whips out credit card she got from Seto* This will be the first time I’ve used it! Ooooooo....*stares at it*

Kaian: *wakes up* WHAT?!

Everyone: *already left for McDonalds*

Kaian: Oh....okay...*goes back to sleep*

And so, everyone got McDonalds...Kaolla got a Big Mac, and everyone forgot to get Kaian something, so he beat Jounouchi with a stick. Again. 9_9’’ But other than that, everyone lived happily ever after! For now.

The end.