Sam: WOO-LA-OOH!

Jared: O_o

Sam: Lanky, you’re an idiot!

Lanky Kong: WHAT?! What did you call me? I’ll have you know that I was one of Yale’s finest. *leaves*

Jared: Alright, what was that about?

Sam: *shrug* I dunno.

Jared: Neither does I.

Samaya: *walks in house* Okay, what’s going on!?

Sam: <.<“ Well...you’re an idiot!

Samaya: >.>“

Sam: Maya is a nasty ho, doo-dah, doo-dah, Maya is a nasty ho, doo-da-doo-da-day!

Samaya: ...What the fook...?

Sam: I DON’T know! :D

Samaya: >.>“? ...Whatever. *leaves*

Jared: Pickles r good.

Sam: Pickles!? I WANT SOME!! *dies*

Jared: Ooookay.

Kaian: *walks into house*

Jared: Hey, you know what?!

Kaian: What?

Jared: I don’t know...

Kaian: Well stop wasting my time, I’m going to sleep now.

Jared: Are you sure you want to sleep with Kaolla? I mean, she might be cheating on you with Geri.

Kaian: Are you calling her LES?!

Jared: Mebbe.

Kaian: *punches Jared in the face and leaves*

Jared: *flies out window*

Sam: *appears out of nowhere eating a pickle* GAARGH SOUR DAMN IT ALL AAAHHHHHHHHHH!! *explodes*

Kari out of nowhere: o_O Um...Sammy?

Remains: Yeeeeees...?

Kari: ...Why do you keep exploding? Is something wrong?

Sam: Just...YOUR FACE!! GAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg I insulted Kari sort of, AAAHHHHHHHHHH- *remains explode into dust*

Kari: o_O” Um...okay...

Jared: *walks back into house* Frick, snow is COLD!!!
Kari: GERI!!

Jared: Wha?

Kari: Um...where is she?

Jared: Where is who?

Kari: <.<“

Jared: ...Nope, don’t know who you’re talking about.

Kari: *pouts and gives him the best glare she can* GERI!! YOU POOPY HEAD!!!!!!!

Jared: Geri...hmm. Uhh, let’s see here...

Kari: <.<“ *goes over to him, grabs hold of his ear and yells into it* GEEERI!!! IT’S KARI! COME TALK AND STUFF!!

Words: *echo throughout Jared’s head*

Jared: *falls over dead*

Kari: *waits patiently*

Geri: *drops from ceiling...somehow* HEY PEOPLE!! *looks around carefully* Good, no bottles this time.

Kari: HI GERI!! How are you?

Sam: I WANT SALT AND VINEGAR CHIPS!! *poofs away*

Geri: Uhh, good?

Kari: That’s good! So, what do you want to do, huh?

Geri: Hmmm, let’s steal!

Kari: o_O Uh...how about we go shopping for clothes...?

Geri: And steal them?

Kari: Nooo...I just got paid, I’ll buy them...*sweatdrop*

Geri: Oh, well okay, you can buy your own clothes, I, have, my own, “money” *smiles evilly*

Kari: Uh...okay then, but I’ll buy us ice cream, okay?

Geri: Ice cream? How bout’ cotton candy too?

Kari: Hm...well, hey! We can go to Kaiba land! I’ll bet Sammy can make Seto let us go for free!!

Geri: Kaiba...land?

Kari: It’s this really huge cool amusement park, you’ll love it! It’s got rides and games, and lots of food!!

Geri: Alright...

Kari: *tilts head* You don’t sound too excited...heh, just wait until we get there, you’ll see! =D I have to ask Sammy to get Seto to let us go first though...SAMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!?!?

Sam: *dead* X_X

Kari: Aw, poof! Now what?

Geri: Iunno. What do we do?

Kari: Hm...I know! We can call him ourselves and ask!!

Geri: *picks up paper from Jared’s cold, dead hands and reads it* So, what, are we doing?

Kari: *digging around in Sam’s purse for phone #/address book* Found it! Um, I’m going to call Seto, and tell him to let us go to Kaiba land for free today! AHA! Found it! *Legend of Zelda music* (the kind that plays when you get a new item)

Geri: *continues reading* Uh huh, and?

Kari: *finds Seto’s cell number* I’m gonna call him now! Meeheehee...*picks up phone and dials number* ...doodoodoo...hm...oh! Hello!!!!! ...Hahaha! I’m not Sammy, silly goose! I’m Kari! ...I am calling to ask a small favour of you...uh-huh...boy, you sure have a lot of meetings! So, anywho, I was wondering if...me and my buddy Geri here, could possibly...go to...Kaiba land...today...uh? Wow, you knew what I was gonna say before I said it! Yes, that’s what I was going to ask! So? Can we? Can we, can we, can we? Pleeeeaaaaaase!!!??? ...Pretty please? I’ll tell Sammy on you, and she’ll snarl! ...Really!? YEAH!! Thanks a bunch, Seto!! What? Why? Sammy calls you that! ...Aw poof! You stink! Well thanks anyway, buh BYE Setooo! *hangs up and turns to Geri* Okay, we can go!

Geri: *standing there finished reading paper* Jared has written, that I was LESBIAN!!!!! AAAAARRRRGGGGG!!!!! Well, I already knew that of course, but, I finally got to read it...and it SUCKS!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *kicks Jared in the face and then stomps him*

Jared: *alives* WHAT?! What’s going on?

Sam: *alives as well* CHICKEN PLATE! *re-dies*

Kari: o_o” Um...shall we go, then?

Geri: Sure. *shoves paper down Jared’s throat* You can keep your dirty story. *turns away*

Jared: *takes paper out of mouth* IT’S NOT MY FAULT!!! IT’S KAIAN’S PERVERTED THOUGHTS!! THEY BE POISONING MY MIND!!! *breaks down on floor*

Kari: *sweatdrop* Sammy sure has a strange family...oh well! ^^”

AT KAIBA LAND...

*Glitzville music*

Kari: Alright! We’re here! Which ride do you wanna try first, huh Geri?

Geri: COTTON CANDY!!!
Kari: Oh, right! Let’s get some! *runs to food stand* Two cotton candy bags, please!

Person: Here you go! Uh...you’re Mr. Kaiba’s guests, right? *checks paper* Ms....Hikari?

Kari: And GERI!! =D

Person: ...Alright then. *gives them cotton candy*

Geri: *inhales it* Well, that didn’t last very long...can I have some more???? *turns to guy*

Person: o_o Sure thing! *gives her a whole bunch*

Geri: *inhales them all* They’re empty again...

Kari: Well, we can get more later! Let’s go on THAT!! *points at the Blue Eyes roller coaster*

Geri: WHOA!!! Alright...LET’S GO!!!
Kari: YEY! *starts running to the ride with Geri*

*ride has gargantuan line up*

Geri: Stupid line...I suppose we HAVE to WAIT in LINE for this RIDE!!

Kari: Nonsense! We’re VIPs! *drags Geri to front of line* Let us on! We’re special people in Mr. Kaiba’s heart!

Ride operator: o_O” Um...*checks paper* ...Oh...okay then. *lets them on first when the ride comes around*

Kari: Let’s sit in the FRONT!!

Geri: YAHHH!!!!

*both jump into front seats and put on the seatbelt thinger*

Kari: *giddy* ooooooo, it’s gonna be so much fun!! <3

Geri: Yah! *looks around as the ride starts*

Ride: *going up a slope...higher...and higher...and higher...*

Geri: I’m bored. Let’s do something else now.

Kari: Um...Geri, we haven’t gotten to the best part yet!

Ride: *has gotten to the highest part*

Geri: We haven’t? *suddenly notices how high up they are* AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! LET ME OFF!!! LET ME OFF!!!

Kari: Hang on!!

Ride: *starts going down*

Geri: *screaming her head off*

Kari: *also screaming her head off*

Geri: LET ME OFF LET ME OFF LET ME OFF LET ME OFF!!!! *repeats for like eighty times*

Ride: *swerves sharply*

Kari: YAAAAAAAY!!!!!

Geri: GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kari: ISN’T THIS FUN!?

Geri: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*ride ends and they get off*

Kari: YAAH!!! Fun, fun, fun, fun!! Heehee...

Geri: @_@ *hair all over the place*

Kari: *giggles and hands her a brush out of her purse* Here you go!

Geri: What do I need this for? *holds her hand out very shakily*

Kari: Your hair! The wind messed it up.

Geri: ...oh...*brushes it*

Kari: Let’s go on the bumper cars next! =D

Geri: Uh, sure.

Kari: *leads them to the bumper cars and to the front of the line* Hey, let us on! We’re special people in Mr. Kaiba’s heart! I demand you let us on!

Ride operator: Uh...are you...*checks paper* ...Yeah, okay. *lets them on first*

Kari: Okay, Geri, pick a car! *jumps into a pink one*

Geri: Okay. *jumps into red one* So, what do I do now?

Kari: Just drive into other people as hard as you can!

Geri: Ooooooooooo, alright...heh.

*buzzer rings*

Kari: *drives towards Geri*

Geri: *drives towards Kari*

*green car drives in-between them both and sends them flying backwards*

Kari: *laughs* Hey! Who- huh?

Geri: Who?

Jounouchi: Wha?

Geri: Who the fudge crackers are you?

Jounouchi: Uh...I’m-*gets rammed into by a blue car*

Honda: HA!! I GOT YOU!!

Kari: HEY, I KNOW YOU PEOPLE!!

Honda: Huh? *sees her* OH GOD, IT’S SAM! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!! *drives into a wall*

Kari: o_o I’m not Sammy!! I’m KARI!!

Geri: Yup.

*some guy drives into Geri’s car and knocks her into a wall*

Geri: What the? Oh, you’re gonna DIE, PAL!! *gets out of car and walks over to the guy who hit her*

Guy: o_o” Hey, I was just- *gets punched in the face*

Kari: :O GERI NO!! You’re supposed to drive into other people! Get back in the car! You’re gonna die!

Some grey car: *driving full bumper car speed at Geri*

Geri: AH! *dives back into car and speeds away*

Guy who drove into Geri: @_@” What did I do...

Kari: ._.” Um...maybe we should try the swings...

*bumper cars stop and they get out*

Geri: *hair everywhere...again* Where are we going? Swings?

Kari: ^^” Uh-huh! They’re right there, see? *points at them* The big swings are the best!

Geri: Then let’s go!

Kari: Okay! *shoves them both to the front of the line, usual “We’re special, let us in, guy says okay” routine occurs again and they get on the ride*

Kari: Woo!

Geri: So, what happens?

Kari: Well, we strap ourselves in these chairs, and they lift us way up, and we go around!

Geri: And?

Kari: And around!

Geri: No, I mean, what happens after that?

Kari: Uh...and around!

Geri: Never mind.

*ride didn’t start yet*

Kari: It’s nice because, you can just look around, kinda like the Ferris wheel, but less boring and not as high up!

Geri: So? Where’s the fun in it all?

Kari: *sigh* Maybe you’re not so much like me then...um....don’t you like swings?

Geri: Yeah, it’s just-*ride starts* Hey! We’re moving!

Kari: Yeah! Isn’t this nice?

Geri: Yup, can it be any slower though?

Kari: Yeah, when it stops.

Geri: So? When does it start to get faster?

Kari: When we get a little bit higher...

Geri: And?

*ride gets higher and it goes slightly faster*

Geri: OH BOYOUS!! *sees The Drop of DOOM!!!* WOW!! WHAT’S THAT?!?!

Kari: That’s the drop of doom! You sit on the seats at the sides, and then you go up and up and up, and you stay at the top for a moment, and then you drop real fast all the way to the bottom!

Geri: Let’s go on that after!

Kari: Okay! ^^

Geri: *sees The Slingshot* Oh, MY, COW!!!!!

Kari: o_o I’ve never been on that one yet...

Geri: Let’s go on it after we go on The Drop of DOOM!! *lightning flashes*

Kari: Um...okay then!

*swings slow down and it stops*

Kari: Okay, let’s go now!

Geri: TO The Drop of DOOM!! *lightning flashes*

Kari: o_O Uh...YEY!! *they both start running towards it and crash into some people*

Geri: HEY!! MOVE IT LOSERS! WE’RE GOIN’ SOMEWHERE!!

Kari: *gasps* Agh! I’m so sorry! We weren’t looking, we- *blinks* Yugi?

Yugi: O_O Kari!! What a surprise! How are you?

Geri: Who the heck is this little crackpot? LET’S GO!!

Kari: >.>“ Just a moment, Geri! He’s a friend!

Geri: Friend huh?

Kari: Yeah!

Yugi: Heh, well I don’t want to bother you, you can go-

Geri: YEAH LET’S GO ALREADY!! *tugs on Kari’s sleeve*

Kari: Ah! Just a moment! Yugi, why don’t you come with us?

Yugi: Well, actually...I kinda have to look for Jounouchi and Honda, they disappeared on me!

Kari: Oh, them? We just saw them a while ago on the bumper cars! Hm...Come with us, we’ll help you find them later!

Geri: *groans exasperatedly* Do we HAVE to!?

Kari: Geri, be nice!

Geri: Oh fine!

Yugi: Well, alright. Where were you two headed?

Geri: To The Drop of DOOM!! *lightning flashes*

Kari: *looks at sky* ...How is that happening?

Geri: *shrug* LET’S GO!! *takes off towards the ride, dragging them along*

Kari: Okay, okay, we’re here! *pushes them all to the front of the line and tries to get them all onto the ride*

Ride operator: Whoa, whoa, whoa! HE can’t get on free! *points at Yugi*

Kari: *gasps* But- But he’s special in Mr. Kaiba’s hear- Wait, no he isn’t! Uh...sorry Yugi...

Yugi: ^^” That’s okay, I’ve got my pass. *shows guy card and they all get on the ride*

Geri: START IT!!

Kari: Um, Geri? You might wanna strap yourself in first...

Geri: Oh, okay. *straps self in* START IT!!

Ride operator: *starts it and ride slowly starts its accent*

Kari: What a coincidence we met up, huh Yugi?

Yugi: Yeah... *looks away*

Geri: *looking straight down as they near the top* Heh. *digs in pocket and brings out coin*

Yugi and Kari: *are talking and not paying attention to what she’s doing*

Honda: Hey look, Jounouchi! I found Yugi!

Jounouchi: Huh what? Where? *tries to look at side Yugi is on but can’t see past Honda* Damn it Honda, you’re too fat!

Honda: I’m not fat!

Yugi: Huh? Guys?

Geri: Hah! *flicks coin and it falls to the ground*

Kari: *gasp* Geri! That could hurt someone! *watches it fall as they reach the very top*

Geri: What kind of idiot would get hit by that?

Haga: *waiting in line* Stupid overpriced crap...why did I come here? Damn waste of time, waiting in line and- *gets hit by penny* AGH!! X_X

Geri: *looks down* Oops...

Kari: Oh, wonderfuUULL!! *ride drops* GAAAAAAAH!!!

Geri: YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *bunch of coins fly out of pockets* AH MY GAD!!! MY MONEY!!!
Kari: *too busy screaming to notice*

*ride gets to bottom and stops abruptly*

Geri: *un-straps herself* MY MONEY!! *runs towards the coins laying on ground*

Kari: @_@” Heheh...that wasn’t...so bad...

Ryuzaki: Haga? *poking him with a stick* You alive? ...Idiot...

Kari: *un-straps herself quickly and goes to help Geri pick up her money along with Yugi*

Geri: *eyes go all red and evil looking* MINE!!! *hisses*

People in line: o_o *step back*

Kari: Don’t worry about it...*hands her all the money she picked up, and so does Yugi*

Geri: Oh, okay, good. Thanks! *pockets coins*

Kari: Uhh, you know, if we’re gonna go on the slingshot, you better find somewhere safe to keep those.

Geri: ...You’re right...but where?

Kari: Here, I’ve got an empty zippered pocket in my purse, they’ll be safe in there! *holds it open*

Geri: Okies. *hands Kari the coins*

Kari: *closes the zipper and her purse* Okay then...off we go then? Yugi, I guess you’ll be going with them, huh? *points at Honda and Jounouchi, who are still arguing over whether Honda is fat or not*

Yugi: ^^” Yeah, I guess so. I’ll talk to you later then?

Kari: Yup! Let’s go, Geri! ...Geri?

Geri: *gone*

Kari: Oy ve...well, bye Yugi! *waves and runs off towards the Slingshot*

At the ride...

Kari: Geri? GEEERI!!! *spots her yelling at ride operator* THERE you are! *runs over to them* It’s okay, she’s with me!

Ride operator: Wha? Oh...right...okay then. Sorry for the inconvenience. *lets them on next*

Kari: Um...Geri? *straps in*

Geri: Yup!

Kari: ...I’m afraid...of severe heights and being flung at high speeds...

Geri: Don’t worry, just think of it as *they get flung into the air* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Kari: *screams bloody murder*

Geri: Isn’t this fun?!

*ride is like, at the highest point before they fall down again*

Kari: *hyperventilating* Nnnnoooo!!!!!!!!!!! D:

*ride starts falling*

Geri: YAHHHHOOOOOO!!!!!
Kari: YAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Jounouchi: *on ground* Wow, hey Yugi, look at that one! *points at slingshot ride as it bounces back up*

Yugi: 0_0 Yeah! Hey, I think Kari said she was going on that one...

Jounouchi: Ya think she’s on now?

Honda: Nahhh, the line up for that one is crazy!

Yugi: Well, you never know...

Kari: *has stopped screaming so much due to throat hurting and is just clinging to the belt thing in fear*

Geri: THIS IS THE BEST RIDE HERE!!!!!!!!

Kari: *breathing deeply, trying to calm herself* Yeah!? You’ll like the zipper then!

Geri: YAGENOUS!!!

Kari: o_O *screams as they spin around*

Geri: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*after a while, the ride stops and they get off*

Kari: @__@’’

Geri: That, was, AWESOME!!!!!!!! Don’t you agree?!

Kari: @_@” Uh....uh-huh...*goes and throws up in a garbage can*

Geri: YIPS!!

Grage: *appears out of nowhere* KARI!? WHERE ARE YOU!?!? SAM’S GOING MAD!!

Kari: Uhhh!? *still dizzy*

Grage: There you are! Sam doesn’t know where you are!

Kari: Uhh? Gary?

Grage: ...What? No, I’m Grage! Who the hell is Gary?

Kari: Iunno...

Geri: I know who Gary is! It’s Spongebob’s pet snail!

Grage: *stare* Uh...right...I’ll just...tell her you’re here and you’re okay then...

Kari: @_@ Spinny....

Grage: ..What the hell happened to her? *looks at Geri*

Geri: WE WENT ON THE SLINGSHOT! *points at it as two people are flung into the air*

Grage: *watches it go up* 9.9 ...ooookay then...you know, I don’t get how these amuse you humans...eh...figures Kaiba would have some stupid place like this. *looks around at huge place* Well, I gotta go back now before Sam explodes with worry, see ya! *disappears*

Kari: Umm....*blink* Was that...Grage?

Geri: I don’t know! But great job Kari! *hits her on the back*

Kari: Egh! *throws up again* @_@

Geri: Whoops...

Kari: *sweatdrop* I need to sit down...let’s get something to drink, hm? I have a yucky taste in my mouth now...

Geri: Sure.

Kari: *leads them to another food stand* Oh, I want a snow cone! *gets a strawberry flavoured one*

Geri: I want a cotton candy!

Person: Okay *gives her cotton candy on a stick*

Geri: Alright! *inhales it* all gone...*throws stick away*

Kari: Hey, look! Duelling! *points in a building*

Geri: What?

Kari: You know, duel monsters?

Geri: What are those?

Kari: o_o *stare* You...don’t know?

Geri: Are they a type of candy?

Kari: -_-” No, silly! It’s a game! The most popular game ever! How could you not know!?

Geri: Ummm....I dunno.

Kari: Well, why don’t we go watch some duels while we eat? I’ll get us some food, I don’t feel so queasy now, and I’m hungry!

Geri: Alright!

Kari: *gets them some food and drinks and they go inside the building*

Geri: So... what’s the point of this?

Kari: Well, two people use monster cards, spell and trap cards against each other, and to win, they have to get their opponents life points to zero! The duelling here is really cool because of the holograms!!

Geri: So, that’s it? Sounds simple.

Kari: It sounds simple, but it can be really complicated because everyone has a different deck of cards, and their own strategies to win!

Geri: Oh, I see.

Kari: I wonder who’s duelling now...let’s go to arena one!

Geri: Arena- alright.

*they both go into the first arena, where two guys are duelling*

Kari: See, that’s a duelling platform, the holograms come from that machine, but you can have holograms with the duel disks, too.

Geri: *sees monsters* Cripes! Those things are fugly!

Kari: *giggles* Yeah, a lot of them are. Not mine, though! I wish Sammy would rebuild our decks again...I haven’t duelled in a long, long time...

Geri: So, what’s going on here?

Kari: *watches for a few moments* Well...he- *points to guy on left* is winning! And I think that other guy’s gonna lose soon...

Geri: Really? Hang on. *stands up* HEY YOU!! LOSER!!! YOU’RE GONNA LOSE!!! YOU LOSER!!! GAH HAH, HAH, HAH!! YOU SUCK!! YOU LOSER!!! *sits back down and laughs*

Guy on the right: What!? HEY!! SHUT UP!!

Guy on the left: Haha! At least she knows what she’s talking about!

Geri: *stops laughing* WHAT!? WHAT DID YOU TELL ME TO DO?!?!

Kari: O_o

Guy on the left: Hey! Quiet now!

Geri: *sticks out tongue* NO! SO MLEGH!! *tosses drink at him*

Drink: *gets all over duelling thing, and it blows up*

Guy on the left: AAAAGHGHGHAGHGAHGHH!!! *sploded*

Kari: o_o Um...maybe we should’ve gone to the Ferris wheel...

Geri: AH HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Guy on the right: Hey! I wasn’t supposed to win by default! You frick!

Geri: FRICK?! YOU CALLIN’ ME A DEFAULT?! I’LL KILL YOU!!

Roland: *taps her on shoulder* Excuse me, miss, I’m afraid you’ll have to come with me.

Geri: What?! You can’t take me away! I’M A SPECIAL GUEST!!!

Roland: Wha?

Kari: Hi, Roland! =D

Roland: Eh? Ah, hello miss Hikari...is this your friend?

Kari: Yup...heh, please don’t take her away, she didn’t mean to! She’s never seen any duelling before and she just got...confused...^^” Besides, I brought her here!

Roland: <.<“ Well, you do realize that your little friend cost Mr. Kaiba a lot of money with her drink throwing, hm?

Kari: Um...yes? ._.”

Roland: And injured a player?

Kari: Yeah...? .__.”

Roland: And Mr. Kaiba’s going to be very, very angry?

Kari: ...Mebbe...?

Roland: <.<“

Kari: -___-’’ We’re sorry, really!

Geri: I’m not! Jerk deserved it! He called me a frick! A FRICK!!

Kari: *sweatdrop* ...Do we have to leave?

Geri: I’M NOT MOVING AN INCH UNTIL I GET MY COTTON CANDY!

Kari: You got a lot of cotton candy!

Geri: Not enough! It’s all gone!

Kari: I don’t wanna go! I’m sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry! Waaah, don’t make us go!! *teary puppy dog look*

Roland: *twitch*

Sam: *appears out of nowhere* KARI!!!! THERE YOU ARE!!!!!!!!! *uber mega super glompage attacks her* HOW DARE YOU LEAVE WITHOUT TELLING ME!! I KILL YOU!! *hugs her harder*

Kari: *chokes* @_@

Geri: Give me cotton candy! NOW!! *foams at the mouth*
Sam: *surveys the damage around her* ...What the hell happened?

Roland: *twitch, twitch*

Sam: Hey, a splodedness! *points at duelling platform* Ohhh...I see...*turns to Geri* What happened?

Geri: WHAT?! Just because you see a exploded thing! I’m to blame?!?!?! WELL?!?! AM I?!?!? TELL ME!!!!! NOW!!! OR I’LL KILL YOU!!! AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!!!

Sam: o_O I don’t even have a dog...and you guys appear to be in trouble, because Roland only twitches when he’s stressed, and Kari still has her drink, while you don’t have one, and there is a drink cup over there- *points*- where the explosion appeared to have happened. So really, it was just a guess. And, judging by your reaction to my accusation, you are guilty.

Geri: What? You going all Judge Judy on me now?

Sam: Judge Judy’s a stupid bizzatch. I’m just saying. *shrug*

Kari: She did do it though...it was an accident! Really! It slipped and went flying!

Sam: ...uh...

Seto: *bursts in* WHAT’S GOING ON HERE!?!???

Roland: AAGH IT’S NOTHING MR. KAIBA!! I mean, it’s something, but it’s nothing really because it was an accident, see, her drink slipped and went flying and hit some guy and exploded, and-

Sam: Roland, shut up!

Roland: -_______________-”

Seto: Sam? What are you doing here? *looks at exploded duelling platform* ...Did you have something to do with this?

Sam: Only that I was irresponsible enough to let Kari take her friend out somewhere without me knowing where or even that she was going out.

Seto: ....?

Kari: It was my fault.

Seto: ...I see...

Geri: Yup all her fault.

Kari: >.>“ Hey!

Geri: What? I was just kidding. Cripes.

Kari: -_-’’ Okay then...

Sam: *shrug* It’s only a minor damage thing...that can be fixed easy, right Seto?

Seto: *looks at the half of the duelling platform remaining* ...*eye twitches* ...Sure...no problem...

Sam: ^_^ See, it’s okay!

Geri: I want my cotton candy! DAMN IT!

Seto: >.>“ Just take a freaking machine already!

Geri: ALRIGHT!!!!! Uhhh....what does I says, Thanks s lot then I guess!!! AH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *runs out of room*

Seto: -__-”

Sam: Uhhh...anywho...in regards to my earlier not really noticing or doing anything about it, SETO!!!! *uber mega super glompage attacks him* I KILL YOU!! *hugs him harder*

Seto: o_O” What the hell....

Kari: ...I want cotton candy now, too...*walks out door to find Geri*

Geri: *attacking cotton candy machine* MINE!!!

Kari: Uh...*walks up* ...Can I have some?

Geri: Sure. *gives her cotton candy*

Kari: Yey! Thank ya!

Geri: Yeppidy! *grabs machine and flies away*

Guy who was working there: O_o” I need a new job... -___-’’

Kari: *takes bite of cotton candy* What’s wrong with working with cotton candy machines? They’re good...

Guy: Not when crazy girls fly away with them... -__-’’

Kari: ^__^ No mindy her, she’s just kinda hyper...okay, maybe really hyper. Iunno. *shrugs and continues eating cotton candy*

Geri: *flying away* AH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *drops it* AH CRAP!!

Machine: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *speeding towards ground*

Geri: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *swoops down and saves it* YES!! AAAAAHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Machine: =D

Sam: *still clinging to Seto as he walks out of the building*

Kari: *is sitting down finishing cotton candy* ...How does she inhale this stuff...*tries and chokes*

Yugi: Hey Kari! You still here?

Kari: *stops choking immediately* Hi Yugi!! ^_^

Seto: *stops walking* YUGI!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A RE-RE-REMATCH!!

Yugi: >.>“ Uh...not now, Kaiba...

Sam: Heehee, Seto, you’re funny.

Seto: <.<“ *glare*

Kari: ...Where did Jounouchi and Honda go?

Sam: Haha, the park was being poisoned by the mutt! Pahahargh! Gahahawah! Blahaha! Grawhawhaw! Mnyeheheh! Kukuku! H-HAhaha! Hyuk yuk, yuk! Buh! Huh, huh, huh! Skreeheehee!! *drops off of Seto and lands on the ground* Ouch! Mehehehehe! Meeheehee! Gehehehe!

Seto: *WTF look*

Yugi: O_o Uh...anyways...they had to go...I’m not sure why, something about meeting Kim and whatnot.

Kari: Ah, I see.

Back at home...

Kaian: *sitting on the front step outside* There is nothing to do today...*looks up and sees something in the distance* What the crap is that?

Geri: Doodoodoodoodoo...!! *flying happily*

Kaian: *squints* What the...is that...it is! It’s Ge-*gets hit and flies through the closed door*

Geri: Hello Kaian! How are you today? *skips inside with cotton candy machine*

Kaian: Well I was going to-

Geri: Hey that’s great! You have fun with that and don’t kill yourself. *skips away, stops then turns back and says in a big dark scary voice* Or I’ll kill you. *then continues to skip along*

Kaian: What a weirdo.

Back at Kaiba land...

Yugi: So where did your friend go to?

Kari: Um...she flew off with a cotton candy machine...I assume she went back home.

Yugi: o_O Okay then...

Kari: Yeaaah...

Seto: *sulking and grumbling a few tables over* Stupid Yugi...won’t face me again...bet he’s scared...

Sam: *still laughing like a maniacal idiot on the ground*

Seto: >.>“ Would you stop that!?

Sam: *stops immediately and sits beside him in a civilized manner* Okay. *sits completely still and quiet, unblinking and not showing much sign if life*

Seto: ...uh...okay then...*takes out laptop from nowhere and starts working*

Jared: *appears out of nowhere* HEY PEOPLE!! WHAT’S GOIN’ OWWWNNNNN!!!??

Sam: *complete monotone voice* I’m civilized.

Seto: o_O

Sam: Life is dull, and I like it that way. Fun is writing essays and giving complicated speeches.

Jared: Uhh, okay, I expected an idiot answer...*looks at Yugi* Hey! You’re an idiot! Why don’t you give me an idiot answer!?

Yugi: Um...hello?

Jared: AH HAHAHAHAHAHA! ...that sucked! YOU SUCK, YUGI! *disappears*

Yugi: D: Hey!

Kari: -__-” Do I...not exist?

Jared: *reappears* I dunno...*re-disappears*

Kari: ...Hey! You didn’t ask me to give you an answer! ...Wait, I’m not an idiot...but neither are Sam and Yugi! GAR! I’m kerfuffled...

Sam: Of course I am not an idiot. I am a civilized human being.

Jared: *re-reappears* What the hell are you on?

Sam: I am using my willpower to restrain my stupid.

Jared: Well stop it! It’s scary...

Sam: *looks at Seto* Do you mind if I act stupid?

Seto: ...Frankly, I also think you being civilized is...creepy...I didn’t have a problem with it anyway. Just don’t distract me.

Sam: *un-civilizes* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- *almost explodes, but then doesn’t* OH MY GOOODDDDDDDDDD!!!!! THE FIREBALL!!! *runs off*

Seto: *shakes head and continues working*

Kari: Oh! Me too, I wanna go on it!! *runs after Sam*

Jared: *stares at The Slingshot* Hey! It’s that ride!

Grage: *appear out of nowhere with Vlaid* I don’t see why you wanted to come here! It’s just a bunch of stupid human pastimes and- Vlaid?

Vlaid: *gone*

Grage: Hey! D:

Seto: Ha, baka...

Grage: *sees Seto* YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! *points* YOU...SUCK!! *runs after Vlaid*

Seto: Tsch. *ignores him*

Jared: Um, is there any food here?

Seto: *points at the many, many food stands surrounding them*

Jared: OH MY GOD!! I DID NOT SEE THOSE BEFORE!!

Seto: -_-” *ignores*

Jared: OH BOY! FOODNESS!! *runs to stand*

Kaian: *appears as if from nowhere* Alright, this place’ll have to do, since there is nothing else to do, Geri’s ripping the house apart, and there is nothing to do there anyway. *looks at Seto* What are you doing here? Sam drag you here? You know, I wonder why it’s called Kaiba land, do you know why it’s called Kaiba land?

Seto: >.>“ I own this place, you moron!

Kaian: WHAT?! I’LL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT AND EAT THEM!!!

Sam: *flies off of Fireball ride and punches Kaian in the face* NO!! YOU’LL DIE A HORRIBLE SEARING DEATH BEFORE YOU COULD EVEN TRY TO DO THAT TO SETO’S BEAUTIFUL EYES!! GRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! *stomps him and magically reappears on the Fireball* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! *explodes*

Seto: o_O

Jared: *returns with piles of food and steps on Kaian* What was that? What did I step on?

Kaian: OW DAMMIT!! MORON!! NOT THAT!!! WHO!!! DAMMIT!! *grabs Jared’s leg and trips him*

Jared: *slow motion* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *food goes flying everywhere*

Seto: *is buried in flying food*

Kaian: *buried under a lot of food*

Jared: Ha! You’re buried...*walks away*

Seto’s laptop: *explodes*

Seto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! DAMN IT ALL!!! AGH!! *pulls out a new laptop and continues work*

Jared: *comes back with stick* Kaian? You alive? *poke*, *poke*

Kaian: *twitch*

Sam and Kari: *come running back from the Fireball* YAHOOOO!!!!! THAT WAS COOL!! NEED COTTON CANDY AND CANDY APPLES!!! *inhales them off of Kaian and runs away*

Jared: HEY THAT WAS MINE!!! *runs after them*

Sam: Don’t worry, you might get some back from Kari after we go on the Zipper! =D

Jared: *stops running* Gross, never mind...*goes back*

Cotton candy: *still all over the place*

Kaian: *gets up* Where am I?

Seto: You’re at one of my amusement parks. Get lost and go on the bumper cars or something, I’m trying to work.

Kaian: OKAY!! *runs to bumper cars and stands in line* This is taking forever! I’ll GET TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE IF IT’S THE LAST THING I DO!!! YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *starts punching his way to the front, then arrives at the front* LET ME ON!!! NOW!!! *jumps into silver car*

Sam: *in blue car* Hey, Kaian! I’m gonna KILL YOU!!! *starts driving full bumper car speed towards him*

Kari: *in pink car again* ME TOO!!! *also speed towards him*

Yugi: *in yellow car* HAHAHA!! *starts driving towards him too*

Kaian: AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *uses Shadow magic and speeds a million miles an hour towards Sam, sending her out of the bumper car rink, then continues speeding, right out of the park and Kari and Yugi collide in a fiery explosion* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Sam: *car spinning away, finally slides to a stop right in front of the table Seto’s at* ._. Uh? *blink*

Seto: What the!?!

Sam: Eheh, hi Seto! Um...bumper cars are fun! *drives away somehow and crashes into a food stand in a fiery explosion*

Seto: OH MY GOOODDDDDDDDDD!!!!! MY FOOD STANDS!!!

Sam: X_X

Jared: HOLY CRAP!!!!!! FIRE!!! *gets marshmallows out of nowhere and puts one on a stick over the fire*

Sam: *returns as a fiery zombie* WHY DON’T YOU CARE!?!?! DAMN IT!!! *fades away*

Seto: o_o” Er...OH MY GOOODDDDDDDDDD!!!!! MY GIRLFRIEEND!!!

Jared: *stops cooking marshmallow* OH ME GODNESS!! Uhhh...SAM!!

Sam: *alives somehow* Wee, I’m mourned! o_o” OH MY GOD!!!!!!! KARI!! SHE’S STILL BACK THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs back to bumper cars*

Kaian: *bumper car finally slowing down somewhere down on the freeway* OH ALRIGHT!! FINALLY!! *realizes where he is* AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *vehicles speeding by*

Bumper car: *beeps a few times and starts driving back towards the park by itself*

Kaian: What the frick?

Bumper car: *is programmed to stay in the park, no matter what*

Kaian: Uh...okay...*is miles away from park*

Back at the park...

Seto: *surveying damage to bumper cars* -_______-” Good God...

Kari: @_@

Yugi: X_X

Sam: D:

Jared: *walks over to bumper cars* What’s goin’ on?

Kari: Um...we collided.

Jared: Oh...I see, so what hap- HEY!!! YUGI’S DEAD!! *laughs at him for being dead*

Seto: WHAT!? NOW WHO WILL I RE-RE-REMATCH!?? DAMMIT!!!!!

Kari: Nuuu! *mourns him*

Yugi: *alives* Hey, I’m alive! Yahoo!

Seto: OKAY!! YUGI!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A RE-RE-REMATCH!!!!!

Kari: >.>“ NOT NOW!!! *rawrs and foams at the mouth*

Jared: Aw, he’s alive, d-a-m-n. *sits on the ground and sulks*

Yugi: Huh?

Kari: *shrug* Never mind.

Sam: KARI’S OKAY!!!!!!!! YEY!! *hugs*

Kari: ^^”

Seto: *calculating damage costs* >_O Damn, damn, damn, you bakas! Especially YOU!! *points at Yugi*

Yugi: D: What did I do!?

Sam: Uh...you exploded!

Yugi: -___-” Oh. Sorry Kaiba...

Seto: Just shut up. I’ve got to go. *leaves*

Sam: Nuuu! D:

Seto: *gone*

Vlaid: *runs by dragging Grage along with him* Yey, bumper cars, woo- huh? Hey, what happened? It’s all exploded!

Grage: -__-” Good!

Vlaid: OH NO! ARGH! DAMN IT! AGH! I’LL KI- Oh, hi Sam! ^_^

Sam: *happies* HI VLAID! HI GRAGE!!

Jared: Wha? Who? Huh?

Sam: It’s Grage and Vlaid, you fool! You remember them! Cause if you don’t...*shakes fist menacingly*

Jared: Are those the gays?

Sam: *glares* Shut up! There are other ways to specify who they are! Ways that have nothing to do with their sexual preferences! You BAKA!! *shoots him with a water gun from the game next to her*

Jared: X_X

Vlaid: o_o Um...I’m not offended, if that’s what you’re worried about...

Sam: No, It just pisses me off. ^^

Vlaid: Oh! Well okay then. ^^”

Grage: -__-” Can we go home now?

Vlaid: No!

Grage: Aw...

Jared: *un-deads* Why don’t you go on The Slingshot? *deads*

Grage: We already did. FOUR TIMES!!!

Vlaid: I wanted to do it again, but Grage wanted to leave.

Jared: *re-un-deads* Then go on The Drop Of DOOM!! *lightning flashes* *re-deads*

Kari: *looks at sky* I still don’t get that...

Grage: I don’t want to go on any more stupid rides!

Sam: Then lets go win snakes!

Jared: *re-re-un-deads* ALRIGHT!!! SNAKES!!!!! *blasts off to the games*

Grage: o_O

Sam: YEY!! *runs off to games*

Vlaid: OKAY!! *drags Grage with them*

Yugi and Kari: *shrug and follow them*

Kaian: *drives in finally, and jumps out and sees the others running to the games* *shrugs and follows them*

Sam: Okay! What game should we play first?

Jared: I dunno, one that has snakes as prizes...

Sam: *looks around* Okay! Which ones have snakes as prizes!?

Jared: I don’t know...

Sam: <.<“ Well look, you fool!

Jared: Fine...*looks beside self* RIGHT THERE!! A BUNCH ‘O’ SNAKES!!

Sam: ZOMG!! WHAT GAME IS IT!?!??

Jared: I don’t know

Sam: Well CHECK then!! JEEZ!!!!!

Jared: *looks up* Uhh, DARTS!!

Sam: ALRIGHT! I CHALLENGE THEE!!!

Jared: ALRIGHT!! YOU BE ON!!!

Sam: My accuracy SUCKS! WEEEE!!! *runs and gets some darts from the guy standing there*

Jared: *gets darts also from person* Get ready...

*game starts*

Sam: Yey! *tosses a dart at a balloon and misses completely, hitting a giant snake instead*

Jared: *throws dart and explodes balloon*

Sam: *flings another dart and actually hits a balloon this time* Yes!

Jared: *holds the darts like shuriken throwing stars* HEYA!! *throws them and hits balloons*

A while later, game ends*

Sam: *clings onto small stuffed snake she won* It’s so cuuute! ^o^

Jared: *carrying giant snake* HAha! You lost!

Sam: Nuuu, I got a cute little snake! You poop!

Jared: So what? You LOST! GAH HAHAHA!!

Sam: <.<“

Jared: What?!

Kari: *playing the fishing game* Yey, I caught a bunch!

Yugi: I caught more!

Kari: *catches more too* Same here!

Sam: Where’s Ryou?

Kari: Oh, he’s at home...he told me it’s okay if I go out today! ^_^

Kaian: So...what is that?

Jared: It’s a snake! *whacks him across the face with it*

Kaian: AH DAMMIT!! I’LL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT AND EAT THEM!!!

Jared: You mean like what Geri did to you?

Kaian: ...She didn’t eat them...did she?

Sam: Nope, she just threw them at Samaya.

Kaian: AH HA HAHAHA!! Samayonnaise...

Sam: Ha! What an idiot...hey, it’s getting dark out!

Kari: Ooooooo, the pretty lights are coming on!

Jared: Where? *spins around and hits Kaian across the face again*

Kari: Everywhere! =D It’s so pretty!!

Jared: I see...

Sam: Let’s go on THAT!! *points at giant Ferris wheel*

Jared: OH MA GODNESS!! Oy let’s go!

All: *run to the Ferris wheel, practically dragging Grage and Kaian along*

Sam: *pushes them all to the front of the line and gets them on the ride, which has cars big enough to fit them all on one, sitting in a circle*

Sam: Aw, I wish Seto was here! There’s still room for one.

Grage Good riddance! That idiot doesn’t care about being here with you anyway.

Sam: Wah! D:

Geri: *rockets towards the park* I WANNA GO!!!!!!!! AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *practically jumps over the line and into the car*

Sam: Okay then... o_O

Kari: Hi Geri!

Yugi: Yeah, hello! ^^”

Geri: Hey Kari, hey little crackpot.

Sam: *bursts out laughing as the Ferris wheel starts moving* Little crackpot!?

Yugi: I don’t do drugs!!

Jared: Doesn’t matter. You be a little crackpot!

Yugi: -___-”

Sam: Heheheh...

Grage: *bored, puts arms around Vlaid and Sam* Well this sucks.

Sam: >.>“ Oh be quiet.

Ride: *reaches top*

Geri: WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Do we go down really fast?!!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

Sam: Uh...we go slightly faster...

Geri: *smile fades* Well that sucks, I’ll see you guys at home! *jumps off the Ferris wheel and flies away*

Sam: o_O Jared?

Jared: Yup.

Sam: How come you got a flying hikari!?

Jared: I dunno, she’s just really weird.

Kaian: You got that right..

Kari: Hey! I may not fly, but I’m still good!

Grage: D: I can fly!

Sam: -_-” I know that...

Jared: You moron.

Grage: <.<“

Kari: *staring out at the whole park in all of it’s prettyfulness* Ooooooo....

Kaian: I’m bored...

Jared: Well, get used to it!

Kari: Look out at the lights!

Kaian: *looks out at lights* I’m still bored.

Sam: Work it

Make it

Do it

Makes us!

Kaian: *laughs* Do it faster...

Sam: Harder! Better! Faster! Stronger!

Jared: What the hell?

Sam: More than, hour, our, never! Work it harder! Make it better! Do it faster! Makes us stronger!

Jared: Okay...that’s delightfully retarded.

Sam: More than ever, hour after, our work is NEVER OVER.

Grage: Ooookay...

*ride ends and everybody gets off of the Ferris wheel*

Grage: ...Well that sucked.

Kari: But it was pretty and relaxing! D:

Sam: You contradicted my Kari! D:

Vlaid: Uh...ok....we should be getting back home now, I think. *grins* It's getting dark...

Grage: Yeah, all of the idiots are out, we must prey on them!

Sam: O_O OH NUU!!! *dives behind a garbage can*

Grage: -___-" I didn't mean you, Sam...back in the Vampire Realm! We gotta go.

Sam: *peeks out* ...Oh. Okay then. *goes and gives Grage a hug* Get lots of blood for us all! ^^

Grage: *smirk* I will...

Sam: Alright! Okies then....buh byes, Grage! Bye Vlaid!

Grage and Vlaid: Bye! *portal opens and they go through*

Sam: Wwell, I suppose we should be getting home too...

Kari: Yeah! I have to see Ryou and my babies!!

Sam: Yesh, yesh, let's go!

Everyone else: Yeah, ok.

And so, they all went home, Geri had eaten all of the cotton candy, didn't know how to make more and thus was on a rampage, and after that was over, everyone went to sleep...

THE END.