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Sam: Yey food! BOO SAUERKRAUT!! EWWW!! SICK!! GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAGHGHGHAGHGAHGHH!!!
Jared: Yeah it's too...sour...and
kraut
Sam: So...what now?
Jared: ...Iunno
Sam: Oh. ._.
Jared: Hmmm....neither do I
Sam: o_O What the fook?
Jared: *shrug* I dunno
Sam: Oh. Kay.
*silence*
Sam: *getting a spider web built on her side* Uhhh.....huh?
AGH!! *quickly brushes it away* Crap! We need something to do!!
Jared: Ay yup.
*limo pulls up outside*
Sam: 0_0
OH MY GOD!!
Jared: What? What's going on?
Sam: *gasp* It's...my Seto-has-just-arrived-for-no-apparent-reason sense!!
IT'S GOIN' MAAADD!!!
Jared: And?
Sam: SETO'S HERE!!! *jumps off couch and runs to door, flinging it open to reveal
Seto about to knock*
Seto: Uh...*puts hand down* ...How do you always know?
Sam: SETO!! *uber mega glompage attacks
him*
Jared: *notices spider building web on shoulder and head* What the....
Sam: So, what brings ya here, Seto?
Seto:
Well...I have a while to myself, so I thought we could go out for a change!
Sam: o_o ...Time...? 0_0 ...To...yourself?
?_? ...Out? Side? Us?
Jared: Go away! I don't like you!
Spider: Guess I'll go kill myself *jumps off*
Jared: o_O...Okay,
*brushes web off*
Sam: ...Just us? Going out? Like a date? ...Wow...I don't think we even went on a first date...we just,
like, became...and...wow...I'm amazed... *is being led outside into limo without even noticing* I mean, geez...you're always
so busy, and now it's...we've gone years without going anywhere, and... *in awe as they drive away*
Jared: Hey...where'd
Sam go? And! Where's the cream filling? I've been asking for hours! AND HOURS! AND HOURS!!! I HAVEN'T FOUND A THING!!! ....hello?
Aw...
Geri: *drops from ceiling* What's going on?!
Jared: Everyone left me....*cries*
Geri: o_O Wasn't it only
your sister? you baby. *smacks him*
Jared: Ow! DAMMIT!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!?!?!? CRIPES!!!
Geri:
...so, where'd she go?
Jared: *shrug* Dunno...at all, noparoo.
Geri: Why'd she leave?
Jared: I have no clue.
Geri:
Okay...hmmm, did she go with anyone?
Jared: Just what's-his-face
Geri: Which would be...
Jared: That one with
the limo...the one with fire and the Batman theme...The really rich one...
Geri: ...Uhh, Kaiba?
Jared: I could've
sworn the name was something else...
Geri: ....well...we could just call him and see where they're going...
Jared:
How we gonna do that? Nobody knows his number!
Geri: Nobody? *holds up piece of paper*
Jared: Ohhh, okay. Huh?
Geri:
*sweatdrop* I have his number you idiot!
Jared: So?
Geri: *glares at him and goes to pick up phone*
Jared: ....OH!
Okay...
Geri: *dials number and waits* ...Hello?
Seto: WHAT DO YOU WANT!?!? I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR NO CALLS TODAY,
DAMN IT!! YOU STUPID RETARDS CAN'T DO ANYTHING I ASK OF YOU, CAN YOU!????
Geri: *imitates Kari's voice* Uhh...sorry Seto.
I just wanted to know where Sammy was...
Sam in the background: Whoa, who the heck is that, Seto?
Seto: o_o Oh...crap...hi
Kari...
Sam in the background: WHAT!?? KARI!?!? YOU YELLED AT HER!!! GRAWWW!!! *smacks him upside the head and snatches
cell away from him* KARI!!!!???? Sorry about Seto, guess he thought you were one of his employees or something...what's up?
Geri: ...I don't know....
Sam: Um...why did you call, then?
Geri: I wanted to know where you are going...you disappeared!
Sam: Oh! Right, sorry...Seto's taking me to that cool restaurant downtown! I can't remember what the crap it's called,
but it's somewhere on -insert place here-!
Geri: ...Oh that place...that's cool...
Sam: Yup! Well, I'll talk to you
later through the mind-link or something...okies? Bye-bye, Kari!
Geri: Yup. *hangs up* She's going to that restaurant
on -insert place here- !
Jared: I wanna go there! I'm hungry...
Kaolla: *appears out of nowhere* FOOD?!?!?
Jared
+ Geri: o_O
Kaian: You know.. I was thinking of taking Kaolla out somewhere...why don't we go to that place?
Seth:
Yeah I agree...
Matthew: Ya, me too.
Kaiolla: You're all idiots! But...it would be nice to get out of this dump for
a change...
Jared: Where are all of you coming from!
Everyone except Geri and Jared: ....Your head! You IDIOT!
Kaiolla:
It's a wonder it hasn't deflated yet.
Jared: What!? I'll kill you! *runs up to her and kicks...but kicks Kaian instead*
....good enough.
Kaian: *eye twitch* I'll get you when we get back.
Jared: ._. uh. Alright then.
Geri: TO THE
RESTAURANT! *Batman music*
Everyone: *runs out door then stops*
Kaian: How we gonna get there?
Kaolla: Food...T.T
Grage: *appears out of nowhere* Hey, have...hm...uhhh... *points at Jared* YOU seen Sam anywhere?
Jared: Yup, and
we're gonna go find her...dead or alive...
Grage: o_O Uh-huh, right...so where'd she go?
Geri: She went out to that
fancy shmancy restaurant with that Kaiba guy!
Grage: ...*eye twitches* ...She's out...with Kaiba? Like...on a date? With
Kaiba?
Jared: Yepparoo
Grage: Grrrrrrrr..........That so!?!? Well, I'll show him!! I'M GOING WITH YOU GUYS!!
Geri:
Okay! I'll meet you all there! *flies away*
Kaian: *watches her go* ...DAMMIT!!! She could've taken us!
Grage: ...Well,
I could always take you guys...just tell me where to go!
Jared: It's that restaurant on -insert place here-!
Grage:
RAAAAWRRRR DAMN IT ALL!! >.> It just HAD to be there...well, let's go then... *turns into a not in service bus* -_-
Get in...
Jared: Do we have to pay? Cause I'm not getting in if we have to pay.
Kaolla: *big shiny eyes* OH MY GOD!!!
IT'S THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS!!!
Grage: >.> I didn't even turn into a school bus! And NO, you don't have to pay...just
get in already!
Jared: You sure? Cause I'm not going- *notices bus driving away down street* HEY GET BACK HERE!! *runs
after it*
A WHILE LATER...
Grage bus: *pulls up behind the restaurant and shoos everyone out before turning back to
normal* Okay, we're here.
Geri: *walks out of darkness with a cigarette in her mouth* I thought you might be here...
Jared:
...what the hell? Geri, you don't smoke!
Kaian: Would you like me to light that for you? *pulls out lighter and lights
cigarette*
Geri: *starts hacking* No thanks. *throws it away and stomps it out*
Grage: Right...did you see them inside?
Geri: *shrug* Iunno, they wouldn't let me in. They said I needed a reservation or something I don't know.
Kaian: WHAT!?
SCREW THAT! I'm going in through the back! Come on Kaolla, Kaiolla.
Kaiolla: *already walking in* Shut up dad.
Grage:
Hey, I bet I could get us all in! All we have to do is know someone who has a reservation, I turn into him, and get us all
in!
Jared: That plan is so crazy it's simple
Grage: Indeed. Let's go. *leads them to the front of the building and
they go in the restaurant* Okay, wait here...I'll check the guest list. *turns into dust and floats over to look*
Jared:
I get it, I think, what do we do?
Seth: I don't know...what was the plan again? Weren't we supposed to sneak in?
Geri:
I'm on it! *gets a glasscutter out of nowhere and starts cutting a circle in glass*
Glass: *shatters*
Geri: *looks
down at shards* Uhhh....whoops.
Employee: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!??
Geri: *gasps and drops the glasscutter* It wasn't
me! It was...was...him! *points at Matthew and flies away*
Employee: O_o Uh...I'll have to talk to my manager about this...
*walks away muttering and shaking head*
Grage: *floats back and changes to his normal form* Okay, one of the guests is-
*looks at shattered glass* ...What the hell happened? *looks around* And where's Geri?
Jared: She flew away...
Matthew:
After she broke the glass and blamed it on me.
Grage: ...I see... *sigh* Anyway, one of the guests, so happens to be the
infamous YUGI!! For tomorrow, but I'm sure they won't mind if he came early...with guests... *turns into Yugi* Hm?
Glassworker:
*putting up new sheet of glass*
Geri: *rockets back right through the new glass* What's that? We have a plan?
Grage:
*in Yugi form, smirks evilly* Yup. Let's go.
Geri: Hey little crackpot! What are you doing here? *looks around* And where
did that evil guy go?
Grage: I'm Grage! I'm a shape shifter, you fool! Now let's go already!
Geri: I'm...a...FOOL?!?!!
Grage: Yeah, sometimes...like everybody is. Now come on. *walks up to front desk*
Geri: Oh...okay. *follows him with
everyone else*
Grage/Yugi: Ahem...excuse me? I'm Yugi Mutoe, I have a reservation?
Person: Huh? *checks* Um...sorry
bud, we have you here for tomorrow, not today!
Grage/Yugi: Oh, geez, didn't you people change it like I asked over the
phone!? I specifically requested it be changed for TODAY, with me and my friends here! *gestures to Jared, Geri, Matthew and
Seth*
Person: Oh, really? I'm sorry. Yes of course! Come this way. *shows them to a table*
Seth: Alright! FOOD!
Behind
kitchen door: Hey! What do you think you're doing back here!? Kaian's voice: Oh sorry, we were just looking for the bathroom,
for our little girl here. Kaiolla's voice: *sniff* I gotta go.... Person: Oh, well the bathrooms are right out there to the
left. Kaolla's voice: Thank you all!
Kaian, Kaolla and Kaiolla: *step out of kitchen and go into bathroom, trying not
to look suspicious*
Kaian: suckers
Grage/Yugi: *looking around* Do you see Kaiba and Sam anywhere?
Geri: RIGHT
THERE! *points behind Grage*
Grage/Yugi: *turns around* SAM!!
Sam: Huh? *looks* Yugi!? What the frick are you doing
here? *looks behind him* ...With Geri...and Matthew...and Seth...and my brother...
Seto: ARGH!! YUGI!! Why must you ruin
EVERYTHING!?
Jared: HI SAM!!
Sam: o_O
Grage: *poofs back to normal* I'm not Yugi, you rich dimwit.
Sam: ...Does
that mean I'm a poor dimwit?
Grage: -___- No, Sam. You're not a dimwit.
Sam: But I'm poor! :D
Seto: You're with
me. You're not poor.
Jared: HI SAM!!!
Sam: >.> Hi Jared. So, when I'm with you, I'm rich, but when I'm not with
you, like at school or something, I'm poor?
Seto: -_- Just never mind.
Sam: Hey wait a-- Grage!?
Grage: The one
and only!
Sam: ...How do you know that?
Grage: Um...Grage is a very original name. I think. *shifty eyes*
Sam:
Oh. So what are you doing here?
Grage: What, can't I take some people I don't really know out to an expensive restaurant
using someone else's identity without being questioned!?
Sam: *sweatdrop* Well, you got me there.
Seth: ...where's
the food?
Matthew: We need to order first you IDIOT!!
Seth: ...oh, okay...ORDER!!!
Sam: -_- You need a WAITER
you dummy.
Seth: ...where do I get that? ...Wal-Mart?
Grage: ...What happened to Kaian and them?
Jared: ...yeah
what the hell?
Kaian: *walks out of bathroom followed by the others* suckers...
Jared: There he be
Kaian: *sees
them and comes over* Ha, you needed a plan.
Grage: Shut up, we got to a seat FIRST!
Kaian: ...Ra damn it...
*waiter
comes to Sam and Seto's table with their orders*
Sam: Why thank ya!
Waiter: Enjoy. *starts walking away*
Seth:
WAIT PERSON!! Do you know where I can find a waiter, and how much does it cost to buy one?
Waiter: o_O Um...well you don't
buy me, for one...what can I help you with?
Seth: I just said!
Everyone at table: *blank stare* what an idiot...
Waiter:
Ahem...*looks at them* Is everyone here ready to order? And...where is that Yugi guy? Wasn't he here with you?
Grage:
Uh...sure, he went to the washroom! ^^
Sam: *snickers*
Waiter: Oh, alright. Orders, then?
Seth: *pulls menu out
of nowhere, opens it and shows him* I want this and this and this and this and this, and maybe some of that, oh and I definitely
want that! And some of those and this and this and a this.
Waiter: o_o ...Very good sir, and to drink?
Seth: ...a
drink...
Waiter: Any particular KIND of drink?
Seth: Hmmm... CHOCOLATE MILK!!
Waiter: Alright...and what will
the rest of you be having today?
Geri: *checks menu* Where's the cotton candy?
Sam: You can't get cotton candy at
a restaurant!
Seto: Sam, just never MIND them!!
Sam: Oh, sorry. *turns back around*
Geri: What? No cotton candy?!
You! *points at waiter* SUCK! I'll just have the pastrami...
Matthew: I'll have uh... the...ribs?
Jared: Hmmm...CHICKEN!!
...uhhh...CHICKEN!! *points at order on menu*
Kaian: Steak! NOW!! *bangs fork and knife on table*
Kaolla: *chewing
on menu* Hm? Oh...EVERYTHING!!!!
Kaiolla: Hamburgers...
Waiter: I'm terribly sorry, but we don't serve fast food like
ha-
Kaiolla: MAKE IT!! NOW!!! *throws a tantrum*
Waiter: ARGH!!!! OKAY!! *cough* And...to drink?
Seth: I already
said! Chocolate milk!
Geri: He wasn't asking you! I'll have Coke!
Matthew: Sprite
Jared: You stole my drink! Ugh,
fine, 7-up
Kaian: Beer! NOW!! *bangs empty glass on table and it shatters*
Kaolla: Um...drink! A can of drink!
Kaiolla:
Beer! NOW!! *bangs empty glass on table and it shatters*
Waiter: o_O I'm afraid we can't serve minors alcoholic beverages.
Kaiolla: DAMMIT!! DAMMIT!!! They don't serve anything I want! *throws another tantrum*
Kaolla: Now, Kaiolla, calm
down, and-
Kaiolla: SHUT UP, MOM!!
Kaolla: *shrugs and continues chewing on menu*
Grage: o_O Uh...I'll have pizza,
and blood!
Sam: *spits her drink out laughing*
Waiter: o_o I...excuse me??
Grage: Well?
Waiter: Th-that's
not...readily available I'm sorry.
Grage: Not readily available? You're full of it! What a cruddy restaurant!
Waiter:
o__o
Seth: Well!? You gonna get our orders of whatnot?!!?!?!?! HUH?!?! PUNK!?
Waiter: *slowly backing away* I'll be
back shortly...*flees into kitchen*
Grage: Well that took long enough! I'll bet it'll take them FOREVER to drain a human
for me!
Sam: *trying not to laugh as she's eating*
Seto: *trying to ignore them all at the next table with Sam*
Jared:
*purposely spills salt on table* Whoops!
Matthew: *raises eyebrow* What did you do that for?
Jared: ...I don't know.
Kaiolla: *swearing under her breath about stupid restaurants*
Seth: How come they don't have crayons?
Kaiolla:
Cause there's no kids here you IDIOT!
Waitress: *comes over and gives Kaiolla some paper and crayons* Here you go, sweetie!
Cheer up, okay? *walks away*
Kaiolla: To hell with that! *smacks them onto the floor*
Seth: CRAYONS!! *dives onto
the floor*
Geri: ...Is it just me, or did that waitress look veeeeery familiar?
Jared: Iunno. *looks behind Grage*
HEY! SAM! Why you working here?
Sam: What? I don't work here! Stop bothering us! *turns back around*
Jared: Oh. *turns
to Geri* It's just you.
Geri: No, wait a minute. *yells across restaurant* HEY KARI!!!
Kari: *taking someone's order,
freezes* Uh...excuse me a moment. Heh...GERI!! SHUSH, I'll be right there....*continues taking order*
Geri: ...Wow! It
was her!
Grage: o_o Kari...works here?
Sam: Yeah...she started ages ago! How could you not have known? You're part
of her mind link!! Yeesh.
Grage: Well sorry! -_- Nobody tells me anything.
Kaian: *sitting at table...bored* Steak.....beer....NOW!!!
*hisses*
Grage: *leans back in chair* I'm hungry...where's my blood??
Matthew: ITS TAKING FOREVER!!
Jared: It's
only been two minutes.
Matthew: *stares at watch* It's broken.
Waiter: *returns with everything on the menu and sets
it in front of Kaolla* I'll be back in a few minutes with everything else, please be patient! *runs back into kitchen*
Kaolla:
FOOD!
Seth: *under the table* Awww, I'm hungry...*sniff* FOOD! *head hits table*
Kaian: I'm going to have this right
here. *reaches for a breadstick*
Kaolla: *eyes go red and give him the death glare* MINE... *growls and hisses*
Kaian:
Aw...
Kaiolla: *steals plate of ribs*
Kaolla: *turns her head to look at Kaiolla* Would you give that back to me....NOW?!?!
Kaiolla: Screw you! I'm hungry! *stuffs face*
Kaolla: *eye twitches* GIVE...IT...BACK!!!!! NOW!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!
Kaiolla: *scoffs* I'm not afraid of you... *continues eating*
Kaolla: ...Fine...BUT NO FOOD TOMORROW!!! *growls and
eats a breadstick*
Waiter: *arrives with everyone else's orders...well, most of them* Here you go! *sets them down* Enjoy!
*flees*
Grage: *pokes pizza* Pineapple!?!? DAMN IT!! *rips them off and chucks them at Jared*
Jared: *gets hit by
flying pineapple chunks and goes flying out a window across the room*
Grage: *stares* ...He's not very heavy, is he?
Sam:
o_O I think he's heavier than me...and I don't do that!
Grage: Then what the crap?
Sam: *shrugs and turns back to
her and Seto's table* Iunno.
Kaian: STEAK! BEER!! AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *starts eating like a pig*
Grage: *looks
around* Hey, where's my blood!? Those idiots! I'll get them! Oh, you just wait... *expression goes all dark and evil* I'll
get them... Heheheheheheh.... *lightning flashes*
Geri: *eats pastrami* Hey...this is good!
Seth: FOOD! *dives out
from under table and lands on his chair*
Kari: *walks over and sits down with them* Hey guys! How's it going?
Grage:
*munches on pizza* They got my order COMPLETELY WRONG and they're gonna pay, but other than that, meh. *shrugs and continues
eating*
Kari: Um...okay then. Well, I'm on my break, so I thought I'd hang with ya! Oh, and they're kinda suspicious about
Yugi being gone, you know.
Grage: *chokes* Uh, tell them he ditched us and he'll be back to pay the bill tomorrow for
SURE!!
Kari: *shrug* Okay then...you're not getting him into trouble with this, are you?
Grage: No, of course not!
*shifty eyes*
Kari: Okay...I'm gonna go get some food, be right back... *gets up and goes into the kitchen*
Jared:
*walks back in* Ow...that hurt. *goes to table and sits down* Hey! My food's here!
Grage: Yeah, you were here when it
arrived, you baka...
Jared: ...oh yeah
Sam: *has moved right beside Seto so she wouldn't be distracted by them as
much*
Kaolla: *snatches back her remaining ribs while Kaiolla is busy eating her burger* >.> Mine! *eats them*
Kari:
*comes back from kitchen with a salad and soup, along with her drink and sits down beside Geri*
Geri: *eating her pastrami*
Hey Kari.
Kari: Hello! So, anything interesting going on?
Seth: *mouth full* FOOD!!!
Kari: Uh... o_O Anything?
Jared: I went flying out a window, because I got hit by pineapple chunks!
Kari: o_O How on earth did that happen?
Grage: It wasn't my fault! They put pineapple on my pizza! I HATE PINEAPPLE ON MY PIZZA!!
Kari: Oh...well you should've
told Jeff you didn't want pineapple!
Jared: *chokes* What kind of name is JEFF?!?! *bursts out laughing*
Kari: <.<
*picks at her salad* Jeff was your waiter...and Jeff is short for Jeffery, silly!
Jared: *chokes again laughing* JEFFERY!!!!!
*laughs and chokes*
Jared: X_X
Kari: o_o Righty o' then! *sweatdrop*
Grage: *glaring behind him in-between eating*
Stupid Kaiba...trying to show me up... *grumbles*
Jared: *alives and continues eating the chicken*
Kari: Hn...I have
to start working again in... *checks watch* Fifteen minutes...
Geri: And?
Kari: *shrug* That's about it. *eats some
soup*
Sam: *stares at her half empty plate* I'm full. ._.
Seto: *stares at his plate* ...I'm done.
Sam: Can we
go home now? *smiles at him*
Seto: ...Sure. *stands up*
Grage: *chokes again* WHAT!? You're leaving!?
Sam: Yeah...I'm...uh,
tired. ^^
Grage: <.< Riiiiight...*glares at Seto* I'm watching you...*points*
Seto: 9_9 Whatever. Come on Sam.
*leaves with her*
Jared: Wait for us! Aw he won't wait. *sips drink*
Kaolla: *has finished EVERYTHING* I'm hungry!
Kaian: But you just had EVERYTHING on the-
Kaolla: *glares* I said I'M HUNGRY!!
Kaian: Of course. HEY WAITER!!
GET OVER HEYER!!
Waiter: Yes?
Kaolla: DESSERT!! :D
Waiter: Oh yes, of course! Here are the menus for that, what
will you be ha-
Kaolla: EVERYTHING!!
Waiter: o_O You just had everything on the-
Kaolla: EVERYTHING.
Waiter:
Of course! And...the rest of you?
Kari: Uh, nothing for me, I got my shift now...you can take my plate and stuff with
theirs. *gets up and walks away*
Waiter: Gee, thanks. >.>
Kari: You're WELCOME!! ^_^
Waiter: Anyway, what
will all of you be having?
Grage: Nothing for me either, I gotta go! *runs after Sam and Seto*
Geri: COTTON CANDY!!
Kaiolla: VANILLA ICE CREAM! I WANT IT FUDGE COVERED WITH SPRINKLES!!!!! NOW!!!
Seth: CHOCOLATE!! *looks at menu and
searches for chocolate*
Matthew: Nothing.
Jared: Hmmm... some chocolate chip cookies
Seth: ooooooo.... *has found
the triple chocolate brownie supreme cake with chocolate sprinkles and chocolate chips inside, with candy coated chocolate
on the top too* I'll have the triple chocolate brownie supreme cake with chocolate sprinkles and chocolate chips inside, with
candy coated chocolate on the top.
Waiter (Or Jeff): Very good...I'll be back shortly with your order. And then all of
YOUR orders. *looks at everyone except Kaolla, then leaves*
Kari: *calls from across the room* oOoOooOooOoo....I think
he likes you, KAOLLA!! Heeheehee.
Kaian: ...WHAT?!?! WHAT?!?!?!
Kari: I was just KIDDING Kaian! Heehee. *continues
cleaning tables*
Kaian: good
Kaolla: Dessert...
*few minutes later, the waiter returns with everything on the
dessert menu (cakes, pies, cookies, EVERYTHING), and stops the food cart in front of Kaolla* Enjoy. I'll be right back. *leaves*
Kaolla: DESSERT!! *digs in*
Kaiolla: I WANT SOME!! NOW!!!
Kaolla: WAIT FOR YOURS!!!
Kaiolla: NO! *takes what
she ordered from Kaolla*
Kaolla: *growls* NO DESSERT FOR YOU TOMORROW!!! *continues eating*
Waiter: *returns with
everyone else's orders* Here you are! *sets it all down* If you need anything else, you can ask Kari over there...I'm going
home! *leaves, shaking his head and muttering about how many crazy people there are these days*
Matthew: Where's mine?
Jared: You didn't order anything.
Matthew: What? That doesn't sound like me...
Kari: *walks over* Anyone want
anything else?
Kaolla: Mmf! Yeah, more ice cream!
Matthew: No nothing...actually...uh...hmm...uhhh...pie
Kari:
^_^ Alright! What kind of pie do ya want?
Matthew: Hmm...blueberry
Kari: Alright, I'll be right back! ^^ *goes into
kitchen*
Kaian: Hmmm...AW DAMN IT! I forgot to order!
Jared: Hahahahaw!
Seth: *drowning in chocolate*
Kari:
*comes back with pie and ice cream* Okay, here are your orders and- Uh...why does Seth have his face in his cake?
Jared:
Cause he's an idiot *eats cookie*
Kari: Oh...well that's not a very nice thing to say! *pulls Seth's face out of cake*
Seth! What are you doing?
Seth: So...chocolaty... @_@
Jared: Idiot...
Kari: -_- Um...okay then. *gives Kaolla
and Matthew their stuff* There you go! Does everybody have what they wanted?
Kaian: NO! I wanted dessert!
Kari: Oh!
You didn't order! Heh, well, what do you want then?
Kaian: Two pies, apple and blueberry. *smiles evilly* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Kari: Um...alright then. Be right back! *goes back into kitchen*
Seth: What are you going to do with two pies?
Kaian:
I'm going to eat them
Seth: Oh, well okay, sounds good, you have fun with that....what was I talking about?
Kaian:
you're my first target...
Seth: What's that?
Kaian: I said you're an idiot!
Seth: Oh, okay,
Kaian: idiot.
Kari: *returns with pies* Here you go! ^_^ *sets them down in front of Kaian*
Kaian: Thank you Kari, oh my gosh I
can't believe how delicious these look! I can't thank you enough for these wonderful pies! *picks up blueberry pie* I can't
wait to eat this pie! Looks yummerly!
Kari: Ehehe, okay... ^^ I'll tell the baker you liked them! Heh...enjoy... *walks
back into the kitchen*
Kaian: Hey Seth.
Seth: What?
Kaian: Catch! *throws pie as hard as he can while sitting
down*
Seth: *opens mouth*
Pie: *explodes on Seth's face and flies everywhere*
Everybody: *bursts out laughing*
Kaian: *picks up second pie* Hey Jared!
Jared: *too busy laughing like an idiot to notice*
Kaian: *shrug* Whatever.
*throws pie*
Jared: *turns head* AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *gets hit in face and flies out the same window as before*
Kaian:
O_O ...uhh...okay...
Kaiolla: HA! MORON!! GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Hey dad!
Kaian: What is it? Is something wrong?
Kaiolla:
What? No, I want to tell you something
Kaian: Alright, what is it? *leans over*
Kaiolla: *picks up ice cream and shoves
it up Kaian's nose* Ah HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Kaian: *dies from brain freeze*
Jared: *walks in...again and sees Kaian lying
on the ground dead with an ice cream cone in his face* What happened to him?
Matthew: Kaiolla shoved her ice cream up
his nose and he died from brain freeze I guess
Jared: Oh...H-HAHAHA!! Stupid Kaian, what an idiot...*sits down and continues
eating cookies*
Kari: *comes out of kitchen and walks over to them* So, how's everyone doing now- OH MY GOOOOD!!! *looks
at Kaian laying dead on the floor, the broken window, Seth with pie and cake all over his face, and a fire in the corner*
WHAT HAPPENED!?!??
Kaiolla: *hides lighter* Nothing... *shifty eyes*
Jared: I didn't see anything till I walked back
in here, Kaian threw a pie in my face and I went rocketing out the window again.
Kari: e_o Are you all done here?
Kaolla:
*burp* 'cuse me! Yup, I'm done! Kaian, LET'S GO!! NOW!! SLEEP! NOW!!!
Kaian: *still dead*
Kaolla: Come on! *kicks
him in the stomach*
Kaian: GAHHHHHHOW!!! Alright, let's go. *walks out door*
Kaiolla: HEY! GET BACK HERE!! YOU LEFT
ME WITH THESE FREAKS!!!
Kari: *stomping out fire in corner*
Kaiolla: WAIT FOR ME!! NOW!!! AARRGGGG!!!! *runs after
them*
Jared: Well, this was a...weird day,
Matthew: It's always a weird day whenever you're around *walks out door*
Seth: I liked the pie...and the cake...yup....that's it *leaves*
Geri: Uh, sorry for the mess Kari
Kari: That's
alright, as long as my boss doesn't see it, I shouldn't get into trouble...
Big Cheese: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!?!? WHAT
HAPPENED!?!?!?
Kari: GAHHH!! Uh, um, uhh....NOT MY SHIFT, GOTTA GO BYE SEE YA TOMORROW!!! COME ON GERI!! *drags her out
as she runs out the door*
Jared: *looks around slowly* ....not my fault! *runs out door*
Geri: Wait!
Kari: What
is it!?
Geri: We'll get there faster if we fly!
Kari: Uh...ok!
Geri: Alright! I'll see you tomorrow! *flies away*
Kari: What!? HEY!! *pouts and starts walking to the bus stop*
Geri: *rockets back in the direction where Kari is*
Kari!!! PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!!
Kari: Huh? Uh, OKAY!! *does so*
Geri: *swoops down and grabs her arms* There,
now we'll get there fast
Kari: Haha, won't this look strange?
Geri: How so?
Kari: I dunno...just people flying
I guess...people don't usually do that...
Geri: What do you mean? People can fly! There's airplanes!
Kari: Yeah, but
we're flying without an airplane...or ANYTHING!
Geri: Well don't worry about it, people won't see
Kari: Urgh...they
better not, cause I'm wearing a SKIRT!!
Geri: ...alright...
*a while later, they arrive home*
Kari: *shiver* I'm
cooold!
Geri: Go inside then, I gotta go find the others.
Kari: Okay, thank you Geri! See you later! *waves, then
goes inside*
Geri: Adious! *flies away*
*somewhere in the downtownamajigger*
Jared: I'm pretty sure I'm going
in the same direction, then again...maybe not. *looks up* What the hell is that?
Geri: *lands on ground* Hello.
Jared:
How did you know where I was?
Geri: I dunno, well I'll see you tomorrow then. *flies away*
Jared: Okay. That's fine
*continues walking*
Geri: *rockets back* PUT YOUR HANDS UP!!
Jared: AH!! I DIDN'T DO IT!! *puts hands in the air*
Geri: *swoops down and grabs Jared's arms*
Jared: Ha ha! I'm flying! *looks up* Oh, it's just you,
Geri: And?
Jared: Well, that's it
*awhile later they arrive at home*
Jared: I seen Kaian and them on -insert street name
here-.
Geri: Alright, I know where that is *flies away*
*somewhere back inside the downtownamajigger*
Kaian: Where's
the damn bus?!
Kaolla: *asleep on Kaian's back* I...don't know
Kaiolla: Once it gets here, I'm gonna KILL the bus
driver!
Kaian: That's my girl! *pats her head*
Kaiolla: Fuck you dad.
Kaian: Aw..
Geri: PUT YOUR HANDS IN
THE AIR WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!
Kaian: What? *looks around* alright *puts hands up in the air which made Kaolla fall to
the ground*
Kaolla: *awake* What's going on?
Kaian: I don't know, maybe the police found out that we trashed the restaurant.
Geri: *swoops down and grabs Kaian's arms*
Kaian: AHH!! What the hell!? *looks up* What are you doing here?
Geri:
I came here to pick you and the others up!
Kaian: Well, you didn't do a very good job, you left Kaiolla and Kaolla behind!!!
Geri: I know, I'll go back for them.
Kaian: You'd better.
*awhile later*
Kaian: GET THEM NOW!!! NOW!!! NOW!!!!
NOW!!!! NOW!!!
Geri: *already gone*
Kaian: Okay, I'll be waiting here...
*back in the downtownamajigger*
Geri:
*picks up Kaolla and Kaiolla and starts flying back* I'm amazed that no matter how much food you eat, you don't gain an ounce.
Kaolla: It's a gift.
*awhile later*
Kaian: WELL! IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!
Kaiolla: Shut up, geez, it's only been
two minutes *walks inside*
Geri: Well there's two more people that I need to pick up so I'll see you soon *flies away*
*awhile later she returns with Matthew and Seth*
Geri: Alright, that's it...well...it better be it! I'm going to bed.
THE NEXT DAY...
*at the restaurant, Yugi and the rest of his nerd herd arrive*
Yugi: Hello! I'm Yugi Mutoe, I
had a reservation for today?
Person: Yugi Mutoe!? BOSS, HE'S HERE!!
Big Cheese: WHAT!!?
Jounouchi: Hey Yugi, I
think we might be gettin' special treatment cause you're like, you know, famous!
Yugi: Heh, well...
Big Cheese: MR.
MUTOE!!! So glad you could make it to pay your BILL from LAST NIGHT!!
Yugi: Huh? I'm sorry, what?
Big Cheese: Here
is your bill. *hands Yugi the bill, which adds up to over $100 000 for food and damage*
Yugi: 0_0 OH MY GOOOOD!! NO!!
THERE MUST BE A MISTAKE!! I WASN'T HERE LAST NIGHT!!
Big Cheese: Oh yeah? We have video surveillance of you in here last
night! You LIAR!! You better pay up!
Yugi: Wh-who could've done this!? NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END.
Now go to a restaurant yourself
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