Sam: Lalalalala...*walks into living room and sees Kaolla* HI KAOLLA!! Where’s Kaian? I need to tell him something
of great importance!
Kaolla: Hm? Oh, he’s outside practicing shadow magic on squirrels.
Sam: o_O Uh...okies then... *goes outside* Kaian!? Where are you??
Kaian: Right here you IDIOT!
Sam: <.<“ Did I mention Scooby Doo at al!? NO!!
Kaian: Scooby Doo? What the hell is that?
Sam: -_-” Uh...chicken.
Kaian: So this Scooby Doo thing is a type of chicken?
Sam: No, he’s a German Shepard.
Kaian: A...German...Shepard? What’s that?
Sam: It’s a type of dog, but that’s beside the point. I have to tell you something of great importance!
Kaian: Dog? Okay, I thought you said it was a chicken.
Sam: Scooby Doo IS a chicken!
Kaian: IS IT A DOG OR A CHICKEN?!
Sam: He’s a dog, who acts like a chicken, in the scaredy cat sense.
Kaian: Now you’re calling him a cat? Which is it?!
Sam: >.>“ HE’S A COWARDLY DOG, OKAY!?
Kaian: ...Oh, okay then, so what is this important thing you wanted to tell me?
Sam: I- ...I...forgot.
Kaian: ...THEN STOP WASTING MY TIME!!! *sends a passing squirrel to the shadow realm*
Sam: WAIT! I remember now!
Kaian: What then?
Sam: Um, Kari and Ryou wanted to know, if you wanted to come shopping with us!
Kaian: That’s it?
Sam: Yup.
Kaian: ...Why?
Sam: Well, because! We’re going to that big huge mall!!
Kaian: Which one?
Sam: The one downtown.
Kaian: ...And what’s a mall?
Sam: -_- It’s a big building with lots and lots of different stores inside, and food courts where you can eat, and
arcades and stuff where you can play games. Just lots of stuff. So you coming with us or what?
Kaian: Well, sounds, interesting, I’ll think about it, when you going?
Sam: We’re leaving NOW!!
Kari: Sammy, hurry up! Is he coming with us or what?
Kaian: ...Okay, I’ll come.
Sam: Okay, let’s go then! *runs out back*
Kaian: Just wait a second...*runs inside house* Kaiolla! Kaolla! We’re goin’ out again!
Sam: *waiting in limo with everybody else* Where is that idiot yami of yours!? *glares at Jared*
Jared: *shrug* I don’t know, ask him when he gets here.
Sam: >.> You’re dumb.
Grage: So...where are we going?
Kari: We told you like twenty times already, the MALL, silly!!
Grage: Oh yeah...I’m bored.
Sam: Well go back to the Vampire Realm then.
Grage: *glares at Seto for no apparent reason* No!
Kaian: WAIT!! DAMMIT!! *runs to limo and jumps through window*
Sam: o_O Uh...good thing that was open...where’s your girlfriend? And Kaiolla?
Kaian: Right here. *points to them*
Sam: ...Oh. I did not see them come in!
Kaian: Then you must be blind.
Sam: Nah, I can see ya!
*limo starts driving to the mall*
Kaian: What now?
Sam: *shrug* I don’t know...hey, who’s all here anyway?
Jared: I dunno, I’m here...at least...I’d better be!
Sam: Um... Me, Seto, Kari, Ryou, Amon, Amane, Jared, Kaian, Matthew, Seth, Kaolla, Kaiolla, Samaya, Seth, baby Kaian, and...uh...
Geri: *running after limo* WAIT FOR ME!!!
Kari: OH MY GOSH! STOP THE LIMO!!
Roland: *brakes*
Geri: *runs right into limo and falls to the ground* Ow, thanks I guess. *walks to door and gets in*
Sam: And Geri! All right then, off we go!
*limo starts driving again and a while later they arrive at the mall*
Sam: Hey Seto, where’s Mokuba?
Seto: He had some business to attend to, he said he’d meet up with us here...
Sam: Oh. YEY! :D
Geri: Who’s Mokuba?
Sam: He’s Seto’s little brother!
Geri: That tells me a lot! Who is this person?
Sam: *sweatdrop* We’re meeting up with him, you’ll know who he is soon!
Geri: Oh. Okay then.
*limo parks in front and they get out*
Sam: Okies! Now where is he...Seto! You have to stand here so he’ll see you!
Kari: Yeah, and he definitely will cause you tower over EVERYONE.
Seto: -__-” I could just contact him and tell him where we are you know-
Mokuba: HI SETO!! *runs over*
Seto: o_O Hi.
Sam: See, told you!
Geri: Is that him?
Sam: Yup!
Geri: HEY! WHAT’S-YOUR-FACE!!
Mokuba: Huh? Um...hi!
Geri: Man, you’re short! You’re like as short as me! And have you ever thought of cutting that mop on your
head?
Mokuba: D: Nevah!! *pout*
Geri: Oh, okay.
Mokuba: o_O
Sam: So...we going in, or what!?
Seto: *already walking away*
Sam: HEY!! *runs after him* Come on people, don’t get separated!
Jared: Let’s go then! *runs after them*
Everyone else: *runs after them too*
Sam: GASP!! *runs into book store*
Mokuba: Alright! *runs into gargantuan toy store*
Kaian: Where do you want to g-
Kaolla: *gone*
Kaian: Okay, we’ll eat first.. *goes to food courts*
Kaiolla: *shrugs and runs after them*
Jared: Hmmm....OH BOY! *jets to arcade*
Matthew: Hmmm...uh, OH! *runs to CD store*
Seth: Uh... *sees a store with shiny things in the window* OH JOY! *runs into the jewellery store*
Kari: Hm...oh right! *pushes stroller into a baby clothing store*
Ryou: *shifty eyes as he steps into the same jewellery store as Seth*
Seth: Ooooooo, shiny stuff-n-such! *sees Geri at counter and walks over to her* What are you doing here?
Geri: What? Oh I just need to do something. Excuse me! Person! Whoever works here!
Person: *walks over* What can I help you with?
Geri: Do you have any stuff in that back room behind you?
Person: I...sorry miss, we don’t allow customers back there...
Geri: No, I was asking if you could go in there and tell me if anything is in there...
Person: Oh! Well, alright...I’ll be right back... *unlocks door and goes inside*
Geri: *pulls out glasscutter* Heh.
Seth: What are you doing?
Geri: *too busy cutting glass* Something. *pulls a circle of glass off and pulls out rings and necklaces* This. *flees*
Seth: o_O Uh? *looks* Ohhh, shiny! *pulls out some diamond earrings and stares at them as he’s walking away*
Person: *not looking up as he locks the door after he comes out* Well, there wasn’t much back there, and I’m
afraid it’s not for sale, but- *looks up* OH MY GOOOOD!! *slams hand down on silent alarm*
Ryou: *is on other side of store looking at the rings* Now...I could afford that if...hm...
Person: YOU!! DID YOU SEE ANYONE ELSE HERE!?!? WHAT’S IN YOUR POCKETS!?!?!??
Ryou: o_o Just some change...and my wallet...uh, what’s going on?
MEANWHILE...
Seto: *walks into electronics store to laugh at other people’s mediocre games and inventions*
Samaya: *pushing stroller around and sighs* Where did Seth go!? Grrr...well Kaian, what do you wanna do, hm?
Baby Kaian: *starts crying*
Samaya: -____-” I had to ask...
Seth: Hey Samaya! I found this store, over there, and it was selling these Egyptian things!
Samaya: Well that’s great, how is THAT gonna help K-
Kaian: *has stopped crying*
Samaya: o_o Well then. Let’s go...
*they leave*
Sam: *in book store* WAHOO MANGA!!! *gets weird looks from other people* What!? *starts reading one*
MEANWHILE....
Jared: *playing DDR...failing horribly*
Machine: Game over...go play another game, you suck at this one!
Jared: Aw, dammit! I’m gonna try again and there’s nothing you can do to stop me! *tries to put token into
slot*
Machine: I said... GO PLAY A DIFFERENT GAME!!!
Jared: Fine... *walks away* Hmmm...OH MY GOD!! *sees racing game where you can sit in a car seat* OH MY GOD!!! *jumps into
car seat and puts in token* YEAH FIRST PLACE!!!! *crashes and burns* Aw....*gets out*
Machine: Game over! Go away!
Jared: *walks around* OH MY GOD!!!! *sees fighting games* OH MY GOD!!! *Runs to it and puts in token* AH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*pressing random buttons* I WIN!!! IN YOUR FACE!!!!!! *points at slice of pizza left behind by someone else* Well, that was
stupid, *continues walking around* Hmmm......OH...MY....GOOOOD!!!!! SHOOTING!!! AH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *puts token in and shoots
like crazy, firing ten bullets a second* TAKE THAT AND SUCH!!! ARGH!!!
Machine: You killed...the President...Game over *shuts down*
Jared: Aw, DAMMIT! *gasp* PINBALL!!! *goes and shoves someone off of it and takes over*
Pinball machine: Game over...go away...*shuts down*
Jared: WHY?!?!?! *goes away*
MEANWHILE....
Kari: Awww, you’ll just look adorable in this, won’t you Amane? Yes you will! Come on, you can try it on! *pushes
stroller to the dressing room*
Amane: *looks at frilly pink dress and starts crying*
Kari: What? What’s wrong? You don’t like it? Awww...well which one do you want then?
Amane: *stops crying and points at a blue dress*
Kari: o_O Well aren’t you smart! ^^” Okay, you can try that one on.
Amon: *sleeping*
Kari: *sigh* Hmhmhm... *takes Amane to try on the blue dress* ...Can you still try on the pink one?
Amane: *screams*
Kari: -__-” Oh, okay!
MEANWHILE...
Police: So, what happened here?
Person: Well, I was just doing my job, when some little girl asked me if there was anything in the back room, so I went
and checked, and when I came back, she was gone, and so were hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of JEWELLERY!!
Police: I see...any witnesses?
Person: Just him. And he claims he didn’t see anything!
Ryou: Um...but, I really didn’t! I was too busy looking at these rings...
Police: >.>“ And for what purpose were you looking at those? You’re just a teenaged boy! What would you
want with those? Are you sure you don’t have any connection with the accused perpetrator?
Ryou: I don’t even know who it was, how could I know if I know who it was or not?
Police: Uh...
Ryou: -_- All I wanted was to find a ring... *sigh*
MEANWHILE...
Kaian: Can I at least have a curly fry?
Kaolla: NO! *smacks his hand and continues eating*
Kaian: Aw. Why not?
Kaolla: CAUSE YOU CAN’T!! *hisses*
Kaiolla: Yeah dad, SHUT UP!! *continues eating her burger*
Kaian: Aw, now what? *sees Geri* What the hell? Hang on I’ll be right back *gets up and walks over to Geri* What
are you doing here?
Geri: Huh? Oh, hello Kaian.
Kaian: Uh-huh, so?
Geri: I was just...gonna...um, eat! Yeah that’s it, eat.
Kaian: Are you sure? Cause it seems to me, that you have something in your pockets! *points*
Geri: No! It’s nothing, just a huge collection of lint there.
Kaian: Diamond-shaped lint?
Geri: ...Yup...
Kaian: Uh, made of diamonds?
Geri: ...yup...
Kaian: Weren’t you in a diamond store?
Geri: ...Nope...
Kaian: Are those police coming this way?
Geri: ...heh, it’s very rare lint...I uh, gotta go! *flees*
Kaian: Okay then...hey, weren’t you gonna eat? ...*looks around* ...Geri? Meh. *shrugs and goes back to his table*
MEANWHILE...
Sam: *walks out of bookstore* Aw, I have no moneys... Ah well. Hm...I should find Mokuba! I wonder what he’s up to...
*looks at gargantuan toy store* I’ll bet he’s in there! Wow, cool toy store... *walks in*
Mokuba: *poking display of duel monster cards* I’ll bet Seto has way more than this store...
Sam: *over speakers* HEY MOKUBA!! IT’S SAM!! WHERE ARE YOU?!??!?!?!? Hey, there’s m&m’s back here!
Can I have some? Thanks! Hey Mokuba, I’m at the front, come here!!
Mokuba: O_o Uh...okay...? *walks to the front of the store to see Sam bugging the cashier*
Sam: So, how long you been working here? You look kinda old to STILL be working at a place like this, I mean, it’s
a TOY store! Hey, these are some good m&ms! Do you sell them here, or can I have these ones? I’m hungry. Do you
have any food? I want chicken, and- HEY, Mokuba! *runs over*
Mokuba: Uh...hi. What are you doing?
Sam: Eating m&m’s!
Mokuba: Um...
Sam: Oh! And now I’m talking to you! So what do you want to do? Let’s go find Jared or something, I’m
bored! *drags him out of the store* Hey thanks for chocolate Mr. Cashier person! *runs around dragging Mokuba behind her*
JARED!?! JAAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!
Mokuba: Agh!!
Seto: *in the middle of laughing at other people’s mediocre games and inventions, sees Sam run past the store he’s
in dragging Mokuba behind her* HAHAH- What the hell? o_O
Jared: *walking around bored cause there is nothing to do at all* WHAT?! WHO’S CALLING ME??!?!
Sam: *skids past him with Mokuba* JARED!!! *lets go of Mokuba and he goes flying* JARED JARED JARED!! *jumps at him and
knocks him over* HIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jared: ...Ooookay, what do you want?
Sam: OH MY GOD, DDR!!!! *gallops off, leaving a cloud of smoke behind*
Kari: WAHOO!! *stroller flies by with her riding on the back straight into the arcade*
Jared: What the hell? You can NEVER! And I mean NEVER win at that game...well....you can...if you’re really good...but
you have no dancing skills whatsoever....you can’t dance on four squares...can you? ....Who am I talking to? *wanders
back into arcade*
Ryou: *finally free of stupid interrogating cops* Oh dear...I hope I’ll find a ring somewhere else...hm, I should
find Kari and the kids, I wonder what they’re up to! Er...who would know them, though...I have to find someone....oh!
Eh...what the? *sees Seto trying to get Mokuba out of a garbage can*
Seto: Damn it, Mokuba, how did you get stuck like this!?
Mokuba: Agh, I told you, it was SAM!! Get me out, it smells bad!
Seto: Well I GUESS!!
Ryou: Uh...*goes over* What happened?
Mokuba: SAM LET GO OF MY ARM!! AAGH!!
Ryou: o_O
Seto: Look, I don’t know what happened, okay? Just help or get lost!! WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE GAWKING AT!??!?!?
Bystanders: O_O *run away*
Ryou: Er...okay then...why don’t you just tip it over?
Seto: *stops* ...
*tips it over*
Mokuba: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *garbage can rolls away*
Seto: AH CRAP!! *runs after it*
Ryou: o_o” Now, where would Kari be... *starts looking around*
Kaolla: *dragging Kaian across the floor* GAMES AND STUFF!! DANCY, DANCY!!!
Kaian: Why? I suck at dancing.
Kaolla: DANCING!!!!!! *turns all demonic*
Kaian: Alright, alright. Dancing. *sees Jared inside arcade* Awww, that idiot’s there! *sees Sam and Kari* Awww and
THAT idiot’s there! And that other girl with the cat ears.
Kaolla: *already inside*
Kaian: *walks in*
Ryou: Hm, not in the baby section...must have already been there...now, where- *spots arcade* ...Maybe? She could have...with
the babies!? Got to check! *runs in*
Sam: LET’S DANCE!! DANCE, DANCE, DANCE, NOW!! LET US ON NEXT!! NOW.
Kari: *bowls through people with armor plated stroller*
People: *flying in every direction*
Kaolla: DANCE!!!!!!! *runs to machine* YAHOO!!
Sam: Alright, you and me, Kari!
Kari: YEAH!! Oh, but who will watch the kids? Jared?
Kaolla: LET ME DANCE!! *turns demonic*
Sam: Use THAT machine!! *points to the third one* There’s four here, yeesh!
Kaolla: *already there* WHO WANTS TO FACE ME?!?!?!!
People: ....Uhh...
Really good player at DDR: ME!! I’ll face you!
Kaolla: LET’S GO!
Sam: JARED, WATCH AMANE AND AMON!!! And watch them well! Cause if you don’t... *gives him the scariest, evilest,
most demonic look of DOOM ever, that people who just hit the ground after being bowled over by the stroller blow away*
Jared: O_O” Okay...
Kaolla: YOU’RE GOIN’ DOWN!!! AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Person: We haven’t even started yet, once I get prepared, you’re going down! *inserts token*
Machine: Select song
Kaolla: I get to choose! *looks at them* Well, these aren’t very good...WHERE’S CRAZY FROG!?!?
Person: Psh, You’re such an amateur, let’s do this one. *picks the hardest one ever!*
Sam: Alright, game start! *inserts token*
Machine: Select song
Sam and Kari: WAKA LAKA!!!!!
Sam: Teh w00tness!!
Seto: *carrying around garbage can with Mokuba trapped in it* Damn it, where is she...I gotta go soon!
Mokuba: This is so uncomfortable...
Seto: Quiet Mokuba, I emptied the trash out...now where would Sam be- *sees arcade* Shiny lights? *serious voice* She’s
in there. *walks in*
Sam and Kari’s machine: *blasting Waka Laka song*
Kari: *all pro like due to much practice*
Sam: *leeching off of Kari’s skills through mind link*
Kaolla: *not missing a thing...uh...arrow*
Person: What the hell? How could you be this good?
Kaolla: Hmmm...I dunno...*continues*
Person: You don’t know, I- *misses an arrow after three hundred perfects* AH DAMMIT!
Ryou: *pushes past crowd in front of DDR machines and spots stroller, with Jared frantically trying to guard it, hissing
at anyone who got too close* There! Eh...where’s Kari- *sees her and Sam on DDR machine* Oh. *goes up to front to watch*
Seto: *can already see Sam and Kari, and Kaolla and some guy who’s really good at it on the DDR machines, along with
the rest of the damn arcade over everyone since he’s so tall* I knew it. *goes and shoves his way through crowd with
garbage can*
Mokuba: Hey! OW! AGH!! @_@
Seto: Sorry Mokuba. *sets can down and stands there, waiting for them to be finished*
Kaolla: *in her five hundreds of perfects*
Person: HOW THE HELL?! *is only three perfects behind her*
Kari and Sam: *both end perfectly*
Sam: Huzzah! ...LET’S DO IT AGAIN!!!!
Kari: WEEEE!!!!!!!! *puts another token in and they start dancing to the same song*
Seto: Wha- HEY!! Damn... *starts waiting again*
Ryou: ^^”
Kaolla: *is currently break dancing on platform, hitting all the right arrows* This is fun! Do you like it?
Person: I don’t know how you’re doing this...BUT I’LL BEAT YOU! I WILL!!!
Seto, Ryou, and Kaian: *suddenly notice the large and growing crowd of guys forming to cheer on their girlfriends*
Kaian: What the hell?
Some blue haired guy: *at Kaolla* WOO, YOU GO, HOTTIE!
Kaian: *DUN! DUN! DUNNNNN!!!* Hang on...*walks over to blue haired guy* YOU!
Blue haired guy: What?
Kaian: YOU! I’LL KILL-
Big group of guys around Kaolla and that other guy’s machine: *whistle and cheer* Wow, she’s hot! You can beat
him! YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaian: *punches blue haired guy in the face* WHAT DID YOU ALL SAY?!?!
Group: *ignore him* Hey girl! You’re way cool! We’re totally starting a fan club! Yeah, cool idea! What’s
your name!? Call us!
Kaian: *eye twitching* Grrr.....
Big group around Sam and Kari’s machine: WOW, TWINS!! AWESOME!! *drool, drool*
Seto: *evil death glare of DOOM upon them*
Big group: o_o *take a tiny step away and continue cheering*
Ryou: *sweatdrop* You can’t stop them from saying things, you know...just ignore them.
Seto: *glare*
Ryou: Um...okay then. *shuts up*
Kaian: *trying to beat away the fan club with a stick* NOOO! GET AWAY! SHE’S MINE!!! *hiss*
Fan club leader: Oh YEAH!?!? PROVE IT!!
Kaiolla: *appears out of nowhere eating pocky she stole from a candy shop* What’s going on?
Kaian: *picks Kaiolla up and holds her out* THIS IS OURS!!!
Whole fan club: O_O *GASP* Wha- it can’t be! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiolla: What the hell!? PUT ME DOWN!! *lifts foot up and kicks down backwards as hard as she can into Kaian’s crotch*
Kaian: ......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*drops her and falls to ground*
Kaiolla: Psh...baka...*wanders off to find some violent game*
Kaolla: *in her nine hundreds in perfects setting new world record*
Person: DAMMIT! You can’t possibly get to a thousand! Song’s almost over! MWA HAHAHAHAHA-*looks and sees her
in her thousands* NOOO!!!!!! *loses*
Kaolla: *standing there* I WON!! WAHOO! *big smile* That was fun! You wanna go again?
Person: What? No way! You’re insane! You got over a thousand perfects since the song started! You haven’t missed
one! HOLY CRAP!
Sam and Kari: *both finished dancing to Waka Laka since they both keep tying at perfect*
Sam: Well then, that was fun.
Kari: Yeah! But I wanna try something harder...
Sam: Heh, you do that, I’ll just watch, hey Seto, hey M- What the hell? Uh...why are you in a garbage can?
Mokuba: *glare* Because you tossed me into it!! JEEZ!!!! ARGH!! I’M STUCK NOW!!!
Sam: O_O ...Really? *mouth twitches* You’re...stuck? In a garbage can? *snorts* Heh...heheh...
Mokuba: *growls* You laugh, and I’ll GET YOU once I’m out!! *glares*
Sam: Whoa, calm down! Yeesh! All you need is some green paint and we could call you Oscar the Grouch!
Mokuba: ...Who the what?
Sam: Keheh, never you mind, Mokie, you’ll get out! All ya need is the JAWS OF LIFE.
Mokuba: o_O
Seto: -___-” Can we go now?
Sam: NO!! I have to watch Kari. :P
Seto: >.>“ Fine.
Kari: Hey, anyone up for a challenge?
Person: You know, I ought to give you a prize...just for you....
Kaolla: *eyes go all sparkly* Really?! FOR ME?!?
Person: YUP! It’s in my fist...
Kaolla: What is it?
Person: Well, let’s see, how to describe it, I think I’ll just have to show it to ya! *punches her across the
face*
Fan club: GASP!! NO ONE DOES THAT TO OUR IDOL!!
Kaian: What the HELL!? You ASSHOLE! *takes stick he was beating fan club with and starts beating on him*
Person: Ah DAMMIT! OW THAT HURTS!! WAIT, WAIT, wait, wait. Stop for a minute.
Kaian: Why?
Person: If you can beat me at this game, then I’ll actually buy her a prize, something good, if you lose, I get to
keep her!
DUM DUM DUMMM!!!!
Fan club: GASP!
Kaian: you kidding? It’d be much easier to just beat you to a pulp and steal your wallet.
Person: *cough* What are you, a coward?
Kaian: WHAT!?!?! No one calls me that! NO ONE! Fine! I accept your stupid, STUPID challenge!!
Person: Alright, I’ll let you choose the song then, get up here and choose.
Kaian: *gets up and steps onto platform*
Jared: HA! This should be funny! Kaian dancing?! *goes over to watch leaving Sam to watch babies*
Person: Go ahead, choose!
Kaian: Alright, SHUT UP! *scrolling through music list* AH HAH! You’re going down! I choose. WE BE BURNIN’,
by SEAN PAUL! *used Shadow magic to make the song appear on list*
Person: That song wasn’t in there! I’ve played every one of these and I never seen this one, alright. I’ve
heard the song before.
Kaian: You never shut up do you? *inserts token*
Kari: *still standing on the machine her and Sam were on* Is...ANYONE gonna challenge me?
Machine: Get READY! START!
Kaian: *starts dancing all pro, hits every arrow perfect*
Person: *is an idiot and is not used to dancing to this song*
Kari: ...Anyone? Hey Kaolla, you okay?
Kaolla: *too busy cheering on Kaian to notice*
Kari: >.>“ You all SUCK!!
Sam: o_O
Kari: Not you, Sammy. ...Or Ry-Ry...or my babies...or Seto, or Mokuba. ^^”
Kaiolla: *walks over and sees Kaian dancing against same guy Kaolla was* Jinx! Jinx! Jinx!
Kaolla: Kaiolla! Shush! If he loses then that guy gets to keep me!
Kaiolla: Oh, that changes everything....JINX, JINX, JINX, JINX!!! LOSER!!
Kaolla: ...*continues cheering on Kaian*
Kari: HELLO!!?!??!?!?? Aw, poof.
Jared: *walks over to Kari* I think everyone’s watching Kaian and that guy. Maybe someone will challenge you after
it’s done...
Kari: Yeah. you’re right...wow. Uh...okay then. *shrugs and jumps off the platform* This is my chance to spend some
time with babies! *runs over to stroller and starts paying attention to her kids with Ryou*
Kaian: *in his two hundreds in perfects*
Person: *really sucks with this song*
Sam: Huzzah, whoever wins this! Except for YOU! *points* ...Come to think of it, YOU suck too! Damn it, you ALL SUCK!!
I WASTED A TOKEN!! *stalks away from fighting game and looks at Kaian and that guy dancing* What the crap? Meh, looks interesting.
*watches*
Machine to that person: MISS! MISS! GOOD! MISS! MISS! GOOD! GREAT! MISS! GOOD! GREAT! PERFECT! MISS! MISS! MISS! MISS!
Machine to Kaian: PERFECT! PERFECT! PERFECT! PERFECT! MISS! GOOD! GREAT! PERFECT! PERFECT! PERFECT! PERFECT!
Sam: ...I thought he said he sucked at dancing?
Jared: He’s a liar, what’d you expect?
Sam: Gee, I dunno, weren’t you the one who was getting settled in for a good laugh?
Jared: ...OH YEAH... well, I hasn’t laughed yet.
Sam: <.<“ Whatever then. Waka Laka’s a thing to play forever, just to be together, Lalalalala... *trails
off* Well then.
Machine: Finished! Red is the winner!
Kaian: YES!! I WON!
Kaiolla: Awww, DAMMIT!
Kaolla: HURRAY!!
Person: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Lost again!
Kaian: *grabs person by the collar* Now you better buy her something NICE to make up for that little stunt you pulled earlier,
or you’re gonna get it. *glares*
Person: Er...right! Of course! Heh...heheh...aw.
Kaian: Come on Kaolla, you can pick out what you want! And if this idiot doesn’t get it for you... *evil death glare
at person*
Person: -_-
Kaolla: YYYEEY!!
Kari: ALRIGHT!! NOW SOMEONE NEEDS TO CHALLENGE ME!! NOW!!
Geri: *running down hall* AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn’t do it! I need somewhere to hide.
*sees arcade* PERFECT! *dives in*
Police: *run by*
Geri: *peeks out from behind fighting game* ...phew. Now, what to do...*walks around*
Kari: ARGH! DOESN’T ANYONE WANNA DANCE WITH ME!?!?!?? YOU BUTT HEADS!!
Geri: Huh? HEY! IT’S KARI!!
Kari: Hm? Hey, GERI!! You’ll dance with me, won’t ya!?
Geri: DDR? Uhhh...I dunno, I’ve never played it, ever...
Kari: Heh, well I don’t think Kaian has either, and he just totally beat this guy!
Geri: Which guy?
Kari: I dunno, some guy who was supposedly really good at DDR, and he punched Kaolla for beating him, stuff happened, and
he and Kaian faced each other, and Kaian WON!
Geri: ...Wow...He was beaten by a girl....how much did he lose by? How many points did Kaolla get? How many perfects?
Kari: It was so cool, you should have seen it, she got over a THOUSAND! Even I haven’t gotten that high! then again,
I’ve never tried that song before, I don’t have much free time these days...
Geri: *dies*
Kari: o_O Geri?
Geri: X_X
Kari: AW POOF!! NOW WHO WILL I FACE!?!??
Sam: Hm... *thinks and gets an idea* Heh... ^^ *nudges Seto* Hey Seto...you do it!
Seto: *not paying attention* Huh what?
Sam: Face Kari! Do it, it’s fun!
Seto: What!? NO!!
Sam: Come on, she really wants to dance against someone!!
Seto: Why don’t you do it!?!?
Sam: Because if I don’t leech off of her mad skills through the mind link, I totally suck because I have no mad dancing
skills of my own, I’d be no fun! No challenge either way!
Seto: *growls* Why doesn’t RYOU do it!?
Sam: *whines* Because I asked YOU to do it!! Pleeeeaaaaaase? *gives him teary puppy dog look*
Seto: >.>“ NO!!
Sam: YES!! *shoves him up onto platform* KARI!! Seto’s gonna face ya! ^_^
Kari: Gaspeth! Really? Wowies! Okay!
Seto: What!? No I’m not!
Crowd: *appears out of nowhere and starts whispering* Is he gonna forfeit before they even start? Wow, maybe he’s
just worn down from being beaten at Duel Monsters so much he can’t even TRY anymore!
Seto: *growls* Ra damn it...
Sam: *wonders whether she should glare at crowd or not* Ah, come on, Seto, it won’t be that bad! Just try it once!
Seto: But-
Mokuba: *still stuck in garbage can* Yeah, come on Seto! Try it!
Seto: *is now being attacked by teary puppy dog looks from cute people*
Kari: Please? *pout* I wanna...
Seto: *sigh* FINE!! ARGH!!
Sam: O_O WOW I DID IT!! HUZZAH! *happy fish slapping dance commences*
Seto: -__-” Okay, start it already...and no stupid songs...
Kari: Awww, but those are my favorites! Okay, okay, we’ll go with... *puts in token and chooses a song* This one!
Machine: READY?!? START!!!
Kari: *starts dancing no problem*
Seto: *still mad at being forced into this and wants to glare at stupid crowd that has gathered* Good GOD, the only thing
that could POSSIBLY make this worse is if that nerd herd showed up-
Yugi: Hey, isn’t that Kaiba up there?
Jounouchi: KAIBA!? ON DDR!?!?! PAHAHAHA!! This I gotta see!
Seto: *curses under breath and mutters about never jinxing himself again*
Sam: Yeah Seto!!!!
Kari: *getting perfects, as usual*
Seto: *not doing...perfectly, but not doing very bad, either*
Sam: Hey Seto, you’re doing better than MY first time at DDR! I was forced into it too...
Jared: What’s going on?
Sam: I got Seto to face Kari!
Jared: Oh, well, alright, I’m gonna go beat someone at a fighting game. *walks away*
Sam: Okay...*smiles and continues cheering for Seto*
Yugi: Ha, he’s not bad at this!
Anzu: I don’t think anyone could possibly be any worse than Jounouchi, so...yeah!
Jounouchi: What!? I could beat Kaiba at this stupid game! Aw, that’s it! KAIBA! I CHALLENGE YOU TO DDR AFTER YOU’RE
DONE GETTING BEAT BY A GIRL!!
Anzu: Shush Jounouchi, how many times have I beaten YOU!?
Jounouchi: >.>“ Quiet, Anzu, I’m trying to make him lose his cool!
Sam: SHUT UP, YOU IDIOT!! *smacks him upside the head*
Jounouchi: D: Ow!
Seto: Mutt, I’m not wasting my time dancing on a stupid platform with you! I was forced into this, and it’s
NOT! HAPPENING! AGAIN!!!
Sam: Awww.....but...I still need to dance with you... D:
Kari: *beating him...by a long shot*
Machine: FINISHED! RED IS THE WINNER!
Sam: Aw, it’s okay Seto, you didn’t try at all! And Kari IS really good at this!
Kari: Heh, yeah okay then. ^^”
Kaian, Kaolla, and that person: *return*
Person: Awww. Hey! I bought you the stupid prize! Can I go now?
Kaian: I dunno, Kaolla, you happy with your prize?
Kaolla: Yup!
Kaian: Why don’t you whack him in the head? After all, he did punch you.
Kaolla: *walks over to person* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *whacks him across the face with giant turtle*
Person: *goes flying through wall*
Crowd of little kids: *poking Geri with a stick* Is she dead? I wonder if she’s a ROBOT! Let’s see if her head
comes off! YEAH!! *poke, poke, poke*
Geri: *alives* What are you doing?!?!
Crowd of kids: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! SCATTER!! *all run away in different directions*
Geri: What did they do? TELL ME!!!
Kari: Hey, you’re alive! You keep missing everything...all they did was poke
you with a stick...
Geri: Oh, what did I miss?
Kari: Well, you died of shock or something, so I had to face Seto instead! Sammy actually got him up here!
Geri: Wow...What’d I die of shock from?
Kari: *shrug* iunno, Kaian winning at DDR against someone really good?
Geri: I don’t think that was it...I could’ve sworn it was something else....
Kari: Really? I don’t remember...
Geri: ...Something about a thousand or something, I dunno, anyway that isn’t important...where is Kaian anyway?
Kari: Oh right, that’s what it was! Um...I think Kaian’s here somewhere...there he is! *points over to him*
Geri: Oh okay then well-HOLY CRAP! THAT IS A HUGE TURTLE!!
Sam: Turtle... *goes over and starts poking it* Ooooooooohhhhh........
Kaolla: *turns around slowly* What are you doing?! *turns all demonic*
Sam: Poking the turtle! I love turtles! *pets it*
Kaolla: Oh. *turns back around*
Kari: *leans against the rail on the DDR machine* So, what now?
Mokuba: How about someone gets me out of this STUPID GARBAGE CAN!!!
Geri: I’ll help! *runs to garbage can and reaches inside* Now you may feel a slight hair pain.
Mokuba: o_O” ...What!?
Geri: Alright, get ready, 1...2...3...PULL! *pulls on his hair*
Mokuba: AAAAGHGHGHAGHGAHGHH!!! *is pulled out of garbage can miraculously and goes flying, straight into Sam, knocking
her to the ground*
Sam: AAGH!! @_@
Seto: o_O *sweatdrop* Mokuba! *goes over to see if he’s okay*
Sam: @_@ Oh yeah, don’t worry about me...I’m just here to catch flying children is all...*cough*
Mokuba: *stands up* Uh...sorry...hey, I’m not a children! D:
Sam: Yes you are...and now, I must go... *fades away*
Mokuba: o_O
Seto: o_O
Kari: -_-” Don’t worry, she just went to her soul room...
Mokuba: Ooookay...
Geri: There, isn’t that better? You’re out of that grabage can, yes I meant to say grabage, shut up.
Jared: Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare!
Kaian: ...What the hell?
Jared: ...I dunno, don’t ask me, ask some person who knows.
Kaian: Where am I going to find THAT?!
Jared: Who knows, by the way, where’s Seth?
MEANWHILE...
Police: What were you thinking? I seen you walking around staring at those earrings, what were YOU doing with them?
Seth: I dunno, where am I?
Police: You are being questioned, you are guilty of shoplifting.
Seth: What’s shoplifting? What the? NO ONE can lift a store! Except for maybe Superman, I dunno, what were we talking
about?
Police: *eye twitch* Shoplifting is STEALING!
Seth: ...No, stealing is called stealing, not shoplifting...who are you?
Police: No, shoplifting is stealing from STORES!
Seth: ...So when I steal shoes with my friend from Matthew...that’s called shoplifting? What am I doing here?
Police: *hits table* Listen you! Do you know how much thousands of dollars worth of jewellery you stole?!
Seth: But these earrings say that they’re $1.99, that doesn’t sound like thousand. What are these?
Police: THAT SAYS $199 YOU IDIOT! AND THEY’RE EARRINGS!!
Seth: Oh, everybody seems to like calling me an idiot, I wonder why? Can I go home?
Police: NO! Where’s the rest of the jewellery?!
Seth: Rest? Can I sleep?
Police: I didn’t say ANYTHING about rest! I’m asking where the rest of the jewellery is!
Seth: Jewellery? What’s that supposed to be?
Police: YOU’RE SUCH A BRAIN DEAD MORON!
Seth: ...What? What did you call me?
Police: I called you BRAIN DEAD!
Seth: ...I’ve been called idiot, moron, even cheese slice, but, I have never, EVER! Been called brain dead. In all
the lives that I’ve been living, I never thought that I’d be called brain dead.
Police: Listen, if you didn’t steal the thousands, can you tell us who did?
Seth: I’m sorry, I do not know, at all...I’m gonna go play DDR, I’ll see you later, *leaves*
MEANWHILE...
Matthew: Man, all these SUCK! I mean, geez, Shania Twain? Who the hell? *looks up* Oh, I’m in the country section........AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
*runs out of section and into R&B music section* Here we go...wait, who the hell is Beyonce? Awww... I HATE R&B! *runs
into Rock music section* Uh, let’s see here. Nickleback? Green Day? My Chemical Romance? Nirvana? Alexisonfire? Alright,
this is what I listen to, um hm, *pockets CD slowly and walks out of store*
Shoplifter detector thingy: SHOPLIFTER! SHOPLIFTER!
Cashier: What?! *looks at Matthew* Stop!
Matthew: *runs off*
Cashier: I’ll be right back... *digs behind counter and pulls out shotgun* Time to hunt... *cocks it and jumps over
counter*
Back at the arcade...
Jared: You got kicked in the crotch.
Kaian: I know! SHUT UP!
Jared: Uh-huh, looks like you can’t have any kids for a while, huh?
Kaiolla: He’d better not! That fag!
Kaian: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I want a kid that’s normal!
Kaiolla: WHAT THE HELL?!?! YOU CALLING ME A MISTAKE!?!?! HUH?!?! PUNK?!?!?!
Kaian: ...Nooo, You’re as normal as a two headed cat.
Kaiolla: Oh, okay.
Jared: PAH HAHAHA! Two headed cat...oh yeah Kaian, that’s really normal!
Kaian: >.>“ Shut up!
Jared: ...Why? I’m just saying, a two headed cat is REALLY normal! Where on the face of the earth will you find a
two headed cat?!
Sam: *reappears beside them* Wasn’t there a two headed cat born before? It was in the papers and it’s name
was Gemini! =D
Jared: Oh yeah, man I’m an idiot.
Kaian: Of course you are, we all knew that.
Jared: Wasn’t it a two faced cat? I thought it was, not two headed cat, a two faced cat, right? Speaking of leaving
when are we going?
Sam: *shrug* I don’t know, where is everyone?
Jared: I dunno.
Sam: Oh. *looks around* Well, I guess we should find them, we’ve been here long enough.
Jared: Yup.
*gunshot*
Jared: What the hell was that?
*screams from where gunshot came from*
Sam: Holy crap, someone must have DIED! *runs off to see*
Jared: I wonder who.
Matthew: *runs down the hall* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam: MATTHEW! Did SOMEBODY DIE!?
Matthew: I don’t know!
Jared: Oh great, what did you steal this time?
Matthew: I didn’t steal nothin‘! NOTHIN’ I tell you! *runs out door*
Sam: Uh...
Store guy: *runs past them holding a shotgun* Where is he!? Hey, you kids, you see a guy who looks like- YOU! *points at
Jared and suddenly points shotgun in his face* ARE YOU THAT SHOPLIFTER!??
Jared: What?! No, I didn’t steal anything, if you’re looking for him he ran outside.
Matthew: You moron. *flees*
Sam: Well, let’s go back to the arcade, I think that’s where we ditched everyone anyway. *starts walking back*
Jared: ...all my people are thieves. *walks back*
IN THE ARCADE...
Geri: HAHAHA! YOU SUCK! YOU STUPID LITTLE CRACKPOT!!
Yugi: *failing at DDR* Hey!!
Ryou: o_o Wow, Yugi, I thought you were the king of games?
Kari: He’s making you look bad, Seto.
Seto: *eye twitches* Yugi, you moron, start winning!!
Sam: *walks in* Did my brain die, or am I hearing Seto cheering on Yugi?
Jared: *walks in too* I think it’s the second one you said.
Sam: o_O Seto? What the hell? *sees Yugi losing at DDR* PAHAHAHA!! That’s the easiest song there! Even I can do that,
without Kari’s help! You LOSER!!
Everyone watching him: LOSER!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!
Sam: Wait a minute, this is making Seto look bad! Yugi, you loser, you’re facing Seto next! He’s not much of
a dancer from what I saw before, but even he could beat you! Hell, I can beat you! You SUCK!
Yugi: *screwing up even more due to distractions* Stop insulting me!! ;o;
Everyone watching him: GAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU SUCK!
*game ends*
Yugi: *sniff* You’re all so mean...
Sam: Oh shut up. Seto, go face him! He sucks!
Everyone: YEAH! HE SUCKS!!
Seto: Hm...fine, but I don’t see the challenge...
Sam: Hey, come on, you do this, and then you CAN gloat about having defeated him! :D
Everyone: YEAH! GLOAT!
Seto: >.> I said FINE!!
Yugi: Face Kaiba at DDR? I don’t think I can...
Anzu: Come on Yugi! With the power of friendship on you’re side, you can-
Everyone: SHUT UP!!
Anzu: ._.
Sam: Now, which song...
Yugi: I can’t do this... D: What will I do? Agh!! Yu-Gi-OHHH!! *changes into Yami*
Yami: Let’s d-d-d-d-d-d-d- ...Dance?
Sam: *sweatdrop*
Seto: Let’s get this over with, you chump.
Everyone: YEAH! CHUMP!
Yami: Don’t get all high and mighty yet, Kaiba...I don’t dance much, but I will still DEFEAT YOU!!
Sam: With what, the heart of the feet?
Yami: Stay out of this, Sam.
Sam: NNNNNNEVAH!!! D:<
Geri: LET’S MAKE THIS...well, he isn’t little now...hmmm...LET’S MAKE THIS BIG CRACKPOT LOSE!
Sam: He’ll lose anyway from sheer lack of skills, but OKAY!! >:D
Everyone: LOSE! LOSE! LOSE!
Geri: Just wait, it hasn’t started yet.
Sam: So, what song?
Seto: I don’t know! >.>“
Yami: I don’t know either...
Kari: I KNOW!! *picks a song*
Sam: Ooookay then, there you go!
Machine: Game start! *Waka Laka starts playing*
Sam: *starts laughing*
Seto: >.< God damn it.
Yami: o_O
Both: *start trying*
Sam: *starts singing along with the song*
Everyone: LOSE, CRACKPOT! LOSE, CRACKPOT! LOSE. CRACKPOT!
Yami: *growls*
Sam: YAAH! GO SETO!!
Kari: Yeah, yeah!
Jared: Hmmm, PAHAHAHA! YAMI SUCKS! PAHAHAHA
Mokuba: Go, big brother!
Seto: *winning because Yami sucks at DDR even more than he does*
Yami: *losing because he sucks at DDR even more than Seto does*
Seth: *walks in* ...What’s going on? Where am I?
Sam: >.>“ You’re in the arcade, and Seto is facing off against Yami at DDR!
Seth: DDR? The...Dancing...Dooper...Rooster?
Sam: o_O Eh...sure. *turns around* GO SETO!!
Seth: ...Hmm. okay, so who’s against who?
Sam: Seto against Yami! And Seto’s winning, w00t!
Seth: Okay, who’s facing Seto?
Sam: Yami is! And he’s losing!
Seth: Alright, who’s facing Yami?
Sam: >.>“ You’re...an idiot.
*song ends*
Machine: Blue is the winner!
Seto: That was easier than expected. And I didn’t expect much.
Yami: Grrr...you may have won this game, Kaiba, but I can STILL WIN AT DUEL MONSTERS! GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *turns back into
Yugi*
Sam: Why that stupid mean idiot, I’ll kick his ass I will!!
Yugi: Huh? What happened?
Sam: Your stupid Yami LOST! PAY UP!!
Yugi: o_O What? There was no bargain!
Sam: Yes there was! You now have to...uh...GO TO THE SHADOW REALM! *sends him there* Let’s go home! *runs out of
the arcade*
Seto: ...okay then...
Mokuba: I’m hungry. Yeah, let’s go.
Geri: I’ll see you all there! *flies away through ceiling window*
Kari: Gah! *protects babies from falling glass* Geez!! -__- Okay, let’s go. *pushes stroller away, followed by Ryou*
Kaian: *stares at hole in the glass* ...DAMMIT! She could’ve taken us. Now we have to ride with THAT! *points at
Seth*
Seto: We can always shove him in the trunk, let’s go... *walks away with Mokuba*
Jared: Quickly now! Let us leave this instant! *walks into wall* Ow! DAMMIT FRICKIN WALL! GOD DAMMIT! I’M GOING TO
KILL YOU! I’LL SLASH YOUR THROAT WHILE YOU SLEEP! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Samaya: *walking by arcade pushing stroller with Seth, looks over* ...What the hell...?
Seth: I...don’t know...
Jared: YOU WATCH! I’LL HIRE SOMEONE TO KILL YOU! AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Samaya: Oh. It’s just that idiot. Let’s go. *both keep walking with stroller*
Jared: I’LL- ...I feel like I have just been called an idiot, WHOEVER DID THAT I’LL KILL YOU! *runs out door*
*outside*
Sam: Okaaay, everyone in here? *looks inside limo, where everyone except Geri, Samaya, Seth, baby Kaian, and Jared are
sitting* ...Guess not. Curses, Samaya, that idiot, Geri, and some others are missing too! Gah!
Jared: *dives in* I’m here!
Sam: Okay then. Now Samaya and her family should show up any time soon!
*ten minutes later*
Sam: Any time now...
*another ten minutes later*
Sam: DAMN IT! Let’s just go home now, a limo can be sent for them, right?
Seto: *sigh* Yes.
Sam: Yeah okay, let’s go! *hops in limo and is about to close the door*
Samaya: WAIT YOU MORON!! *opens door and she gets in along with Seth, who’s holding the baby*
Sam: ...What happened to the stroller?
Samaya: ...None of your business, we’re getting a new one anyway, let’s go.
Sam: Close the damn door, then.
Samaya: <.<“ *closes door and limo drives off*
BACK HOME...Or, Sam and Jared’s grandma’s house...yeah...anyway...BACK THERE...
Sam: FINALLY! *sigh* Well that was interesting.
Jared: Yeah...TOO interesting... The Dark Arts are at work! *flees*
Sam: o_O Okay then.
Seto: Well, me and Mokuba have business to attend to, so I’ll see you later.
Sam: Aw...okay, bye Seto! *hugs him* And BYE Mokuba!! *glomps* see you later! ^^
Seto and Mokuba: *leave*
Kari: We should go too, babies need to sleep! Bye Sammy! *hugs*
Sam: Bye Kari, bye Ryou, bye Amane and Amon! ^o^
Kari, Ryou, and babies: *leave*
Geri: HA! I got away with it! *pulls out thousands of dollars worth of jewellery*
Sam: o_O You must be so proud, Jared, creating such a fine thief.
Geri: ...Thief? Well... at least I’m better than you! HAHAHAHAH! *flies away*
Sam: Uh...huh. Hey, wasn’t Grage with us when we left? o_O
In the limo...
Grage: *wakes up in dust form on the floor* What the hell...?
Seto: *typing on his laptop*
Mokuba: Hey Seto, I hear something funny in the trunk...
In the trunk...
Seth: Hello?! Is anyone out there?! Where am I...WHO AM I?!?
Seto: *stops typing* Damn it! Roland, stop the limo!
Roland: *brakes*
Seth: *hits the wall* OOCH!
Seto: *gets out of the limo and opens the trunk* I knew we’d forget about something...
Grage dust: *floats out of limo*
Seto: You alive? Get out of my trunk, I have places to go!
Seth: *jumps out but trips* Kay dokes. Where am I?
Seto: ...How are we gonna get this idiot back...err, well it isn’t that far, you can walk!
Grage: *turns back to normal* You actually expect him to be able to find his way back? You’re even more of a moron
than I thought, Kaiba.
Seto: *turns around* What the hell are you doing here?
Grage: *shrug* Just getting out of here actually...
Seto: Well you take the stupid kid home, I’m busy! *gets back in his limo*
Mokuba: What’s going on, Seto?
Seto: Nothing, Mokuba, and- *checks watch* Oh CRAP!! Roland, drive!!
*batman music plays and fire spew out back of limo as they drive away at full speed*
Grage: ...*stands there and stares after the limo* ...What a freak...
Seth: ...Who was that?
Grage: *looks down at Seth* That was the biggest asshole this world has ever seen, kid. Well, let’s go. *starts walking
back* Hm...meh, might as well fly, who’s gonna see? Not like I care anyway... *sprouts wings and looks at Seth* Well,
get over here!
Seth: *walks over* What?
Grage: *flies up* Just hold onto my legs, it’s not that far.
Seth: Okeydokes, *grabs Grage’s legs and holds on*
Grage: *starts flying higher and makes his way to where Sam and the others are*
Back home...err...or....you know what I typed before! >.<
Sam: I wonder where he went! I mean, he was with us in the limo...
Jared: Who?!
Sam: Grage, you idiot!
Jared: Ohhh, yeah where is he?
Sam: I have no idea.
Grage: *flies down so Seth can let go of him* Let go!
Seth: *lets go and plummets one foot to the ground* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Grage: *weird look as he sets down beside him and wings disappear* What’s wrong with you? *shakes head and walks
into the house*
Seth: *shrug and walks in*
Jared: Is that be it?
Sam: o_O What?
Jared: IS THAT IT!?!?!?! *shatters the living room window*
Sam: AHHH!!!
Grage: *walks in* Hi Sam. *sits down on couch*
Sam: Oh, there you are! You disappeared!
Grage: Yeah, well... *shrug* Oh yeah, and that weirdo was still in Kaiba’s trunk, so I brought it back. *points outside
at Seth*
Upstairs: AWWW!!! Why didn’t you leave him in there?!
Grage: ...I have no idea.
Sam: Well, whatever! We’re all back now! ...I’m bored. Let’s watch a movie!
Jared: ALRIGHT! TILL NEXT TIME! G BYE!! HAHAHAHAHAHA-
Sam: So ANYWAY... *puts in a movie*
Jared: I’m not done! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ...okay I’m done.
Grage: -__- Eh...okay then...
And so, they all shut up for once and watched Scary Movie, and Seth was forgotten outside after the window was fixed, and
they all lived happily ever after. For now... *shifty eyes* ^__^