Sam: Oh noes! Our other story of slaughtery adventures was deleted from lifeness! I are sad. D;

Jared: Too bad, oh well, WE'LL WRITE ANOTHER ONE!

Sam: Write...another...one? I don't wanna write! I want to go outside! WEEEE *runs outside and hits a tree and explodes*

Jared: No, not another Vampire Realm adventure, something interesting.

Sam: *reappears beside him* Hey, the Vampire Realm is plenty interesting! But it's dark and scary there. Let's go to the park! *flees to the outside world again*

Jared: Let's bring everyone with us!

Sam: Okay! GASP! Even...even Seeeettooooo? *sparkly eyes*

Jared: If, he's not busy.

Sam: *crumbles in disappointment* Aww okay ley's go... *slumps shoulder and starts walking to the park*

A FEW MINUTES LATER....

Sam: Hey Jared?

Jared: WHAT DO YOU WANT!!?!?!

Sam: ...Were we not just at grandma's?

Jared: ...What? What does that have to do with anything?

Sam: Well, it's just that...there aren't really any parks around here...except this one we're at, apparently.

Jared: Yeah...so?

Sam: *shrug* Meh. Nevermind.

Grage: *appears out of nowhere* What the h- *looks around* ...Hi Sam.

Sam: HI! :D

Vlaid: *appears out of nowhere beside Grage* o.o" Uh...hi.

Sam: HI HELLO ZOMG 0=

Jared: Hey you.*points at Vlaid* I got the perfect friend for you.

Vlaid: Huh? Um...okay then?

Jared: *pushes Kaian to him* Here you go!

Vlaid: *looks down at Kaian* Um...hi.

Kaian: ........hi?

Sam: O.O" KAIAN!!!

Kaian: What?

Sam: You and Samaya are SISTERS now!!! Wow....

Grage: What the frick?

Sam: Um...long story...well not really, but I'm lazy right now. *goes and plays on the swings like a little kid*

Jared: Alright, here's what happened. It was today at 12:23 P.M. I was apologizing to the people- *motions to the readers* about being late for putting up a post. So for their amusement I decided to kill myself just to make them laugh. So I pulled out a shotgun and cocked it, and it just so happens that Kaian came in, he asked me what I was doing, but I got startled and shot him in the arm.

Grage: o.O

Sam: *jumps off the swings and comes over* Jared, you're making a short story long. *turns to Grage* Well, after that, he shot himself in the arm, both their arms were severly injured, and for some reason Seth is a surgeon so they told him to fix them. And after the operation, you know Kaian, he just took Kaolla upstairs right away, but...ahem...there was a little bit of a difference, see, Seth is an idiot, so when Kaian told him to fix him, he really DID!! In the very...literate way.

Grage: ...Uhuh?

Sam: And now he's a GIR-

Jared: So the moral of the story is, Kaian got a sex change.

Sam: ...That's a MORAL?

Jared: I don't know, is it?

Sam: Well, no. Anywho, man Kaian, you're a lesbian now!! Heheheheheheh...heheheheheheheh...Heheahahahehehe- *gets punched* OW!! *falls back onto ground* Aww....

Kaian: THIS SUCKS!!!! YOU SUCK! *points at Vlaid*

Vlaid: o.O

Grage: >.>" *thinks* Well, actually....

Vlaid: *punches him in the arm*

Grage: T.T

Sam: *gets up* Hey, it's not his fault! You should be torching up Seth!

Kaian: *sits down* you suck too.

Sam: Aww...

Grage: ...Hm...

Sam: Me wonders how this could possibly be fixed?

Grage: ...I thought sex changes were permanent for you non-shapeshifters?

Sam: They are! But, uhhh....iunno...maybe magicalness can fix him back to normal! Eh? Eh? *looks at Jared* EH!?!?

Jared: You're a galoot.

Sam: O.O *looks up "galoot" in dictionary* ...Heeeey!! >.>" It's possimable!

Kaian: ...It...iiiiiisss?

Sam: Well, I don't know that for sure...we need a good sorcerer or something...or sorceress...or something...hopefully...something... ^_^

Grage: ...Hn...Lynette seemed a little pissed last time...

Vlaid: ^^" She's really getting annoyed at us for interupting her reading and stuff, huh?

Grage: Yeah, well...that's what bookmarks are for! *opens portal to her room* Okay, she's in here-

Kaian: *gone*

Sam: ... *shrug* LET'S GOOOOOOOOO- *notices everyone is gone and the portal is closing* Ahhhhh!!! *dives through*

IN LYNETTE'S ROOM...

*pile of people fly through portal and land on the ground, crushing Kaian*

Lynette: *busy reading, doesn't notice them*

Kaian: GET OFF OF ME!!

Sam: *is on top of the pile* Oh, whoops. *rolls off and hits the ground* Owie!

Grage and Vlaid: *get up off of the ground*

Jared: *jumps off*

Grage: Hey, Lynette! *picks up a long pointy stick and pokes her*

Lynette: *eyes widen and she looks over* OW! Hey, what are y- Oh, it's you. >.>" What is it this time?

Sam: Well, it all started this morni-

Jared: Kaian wants a sex change!

Sam: *snorts and laughs*

Kaian: *glares and punches him in the face before looking down at Lynette* This...pipsqueak is supposed to help me? Urrrgh...fine then.

Lynette: *raises eyebrow* This 'pipsqueak' has more knowledge in one brain cell than your entire brain!! *looks him over* A...so why do you want to be a girl, exactly?

Kaian: No, I want to be a guy again!

Lynette: *stares at him for a moment* So...what...happened? Oh forget it, nevermind, now hm... *jumps off of her chair and goes over to a very large bookshelf* I don't know...there is most likely a spell here that could help you... *starts digging through the books*

Kaian: There better be! *kicks Jared*

Sam: Why are you kicking Jared!?

Kaian: Oh, sorry. *kicks Sam*

Sam: Owww! >.>"

Lynette: *scrolls her finger down a page of an incredibly scarily thick book that seems to be nearly twice the size of her* Ah, here we go...!

Kaian: Well hurry up then!

Lynette: >.>" You know, a little appreciation would be- *sighs* Too much to ask, let's get this over with. Now it says here, I need- ...Okay, now this...I need to know how it happened.

Sam: Well it all started this morni-

Jared: Kaian got a sex change operation!

Lynette: I see...alright, it lists here...ingredients. I need to make a potion for you, you drink this and you're sure to go back to normal within a few hours!

Kaian: Well? Make it.

Lynette: *looking over the ingredients* Hm...this will take a while...*takes the page out and looks up at Kaian* Give me a few days! And I'll have it made for you before the end of Sunday!

Kaian: A FEW FUCKING DAYS?!?! YOU LITTLE C-

Jared: Wait Kaian, before you say anything else, think about it. You know, there's actually nothing to think about....except, you can finally wear a dress and not be criticized.

Kaian: That was for a game.

Sam: o.O" Do I even want to know...

Lynette: ....Yes, well if that's too long, I could have it for you by Saturday morning...

Kaian: Well, can you make the time shorter, and have it ready by like...right now?

Lynette: >.>" Uh, no. These ingredients are incredibly varied and can only be found in certain places, in different realms. Mostly the Vampire Realm, some here in the human realm, and other places like...hyrule, but those could be found here too, I guess... *looking over list thoughtfully*

Grage: What kind of list is that? *swipes it and looks it over* ...What the fuck is a..a...a that? *points to something on the list*

Vlaid: *peeks over and recognises it as something pretty common in hyrule, but...can't really say anything yet* Um...I have...no clue? ^^"

Sam: A frgbqujkbgfuoagb!

Grage: ...What?

Lynette: Give me that! *uses a spell to make the list float back to her and she tucks it away into a bag* I'll go look for the stuff now! *growls lightly* You guys are real annoyances, you know that? >.>" I better be getting something in return for this!! *opens portal and jumps through*

*silence*

Jared: Now she wants a gift?

Sam: Nooo....a 'token of appreciation'!

Jared: Where the hell are we going to find a 'token of appreciation'?

Sam: ...You idiot.

Grage: ...What the hell could she possibly want though?

Vlaid: *shrug* She's already looked through a large majority of the books in the main libraries of my castle...

Jared: *gasp* That's it! We'll get her...*drum roll* A PICTURE BOOK!

Sam: ...That's like...a joke gift. One she'd kill you for.

Vlaid: ^^" Yyyeaaahh....she's...um...she doesn't like being treated her age...

Grage: What else could we give her then?

Vlaid: ...Is she really serious about wanting something for doing this? I mean...what could we give her that she doesn't already have or could easily get on her own?

Grage: *shrug* Guess she's just being a brat. Like someone else I know.....

Jared: Let's get her a chainsaw, those are always fun!

Sam: Oh YES Jared, a chainsaw! Happy fun times she'll have with that! Oh, and we could so put a big pretty ribbon on it and she'll be like, "zomg a chainsaw holy crap I lurve it I always wanted a CHAINSAW!!!"

Jared: So....is that a yes?

Sam: ... >.>"

Vlaid: -_-" Um...why don't we just...make her something?

Sam: Oh YES Vlaid, we'll make her something! What will it be, a macaroni picture on some lovely blue construction paper? Because you know children just love those! Oh! Even better! We'll get her a little craft kit and she'll be like, "zomg a craft kit holy crap I lurve it I've always wanted a CRAFT KIT AND MACARONI PICTURES MADE BY MY BESTEST FRIENDS!!!"

Vlaid: o.o" It was just a suggestion...

Kaian: Just get the little freak a flower.

Sam: ...Oh YES Kaian, a flowe-

Kaian: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Sam FUCK YOU YOU PMSing BITCH!!

Grage: ...Why don't we just shut up and see what she wants from us when she gets back?

Sam: ...Why Grage...that...that's brilliant. I'm amazed. 0=

Kaian: Oh right! WHEN SHE GETS BACK! SHE WONT BE BACK FOR DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sam: Oh shut up. SATURDAY MORNING!! That's only two nights away, you'll live. 9_9"

Kaian: LIVE?!? YOU CALL THIS LIVING!?? I CAN'T DO A THING!!!

Sam: o.O Man...I wonder if this is what Grage would be like should he ever be permanantly changed into a female...

Grage: What?

Sam: Nnnnothing!

Vlaid: *snickers*

Kaian: *starts crying*

Jared: ...WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?!?!

Sam: Don't worry Jared, it's just that time.

Jared: Oh, I see.

Sam: Eyyyeah.

Grage: ............ewww.

Sam: Shut up! It's normal! *kicks him*

Grage: Ow!

Vlaid: -_-"

Sam: Well, we can't just stand around here waiting for her to get back then...I'm going back to the park! *opens portal and hops through*

Grage: *shrugs* I'm not staying here... *takes Vlaid through the portal with him*

Jared: Neither am I, come on Kaian *kicks him...uhhh, her? through and he follows*

BACK AT THE PARK...

Sam: Weeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!! *runs around the play structure like an idiot and goes rolling down the steep slide* AghAGhaghAGhghAGh!!

Jared: Shut up Kaian, you can still do things! Like, you can sit with one leg over the other!

Kaian: *still crying*

Jared: Well, I tried me best. *runs to the slide and slides down*

Sam: Hey Kaian! You know what you can do now!?

Kaian: *still crying*

Sam: Okay then! Yes, you can cry openly! That's okay now! Girls can do that. But seriously! You can...uhh....you can...

Jared: BE RAPED!

Sam: HEY!! Guys can be just as vulnerable, you FREAK!!

Jared: Aww...

Sam: He's kind of a manly lookin' woman anyway. With that moustache and everything...

Jared: Kaian has a moustache?

Sam: I'm assuming he does. You do!

Jared: I do? *pulls out mirror out of nowhere* Waddya know? I do. *throws it away and it shatters*

Sam: *points at Jared and laughs* HA!! Seven years of bad luuuck~!

Jared: That's only on Friday the Thirteenth, and according to this. *pulls out calender out of nowhere* It is the seventh. *throws calender away and it shatters*

Sam: ... o.O"

Grage: ...So...why am I still here? At a kiddie park? When I could be doing better things?

Sam: Like what?

Grage: ....... *glances over at Vlaid for a moment* Welllllll.....

Sam: >.>" YOU'RE VISITING ME! Now be quiet and come over here and push me on the swings! *runs over and sits down on one*

Grage: .....Oookay then.... *walks over and starts pushing her*

Sam: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! *not even swinging that high*

Vlaid: *sweatdrop* Uh...huh. *goes and sits down on a bench*

Kaian: *stops crying and stands up and goes over to Sam* Outta the way! *pushes Grage aside and swings Sam so hard that it goes around the bar*

Sam: *screeches and flies off, exploding in the distance*

Vlaid: o.o" She's like a firework!

Sam: *everywhere*

Grage: o.O *turns to Kaian* Why'd you do that?!

Kaian: I, don't know. *falls to knees and starts crying again*

Grage: =_=" Oh...kay then... *steps back and starts walking in the opposite direction*

Sam: *eventually reforms and jumps back onto the swing* That was cool! Do it again! Do it again! *notices he's sobbing on the ground beside her* Aww...now what!?

Jared: Let's go play Mario Kart.

Sam: We're at the park. >.>" MILES from home. We CAN'T play Mario Kart! You MORON.

Jared: DAMMIT!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-*explodes*

Grage: -_-" WHY is everyone exploding!? Damn, that got old in the second story! Not even! The first one!

Sam: Did not! It's one of my many trademarks! Shut up! What do you know!? Argh!!

Grage: ...Welll. Sam, it was nice seeing you again. really, but me and Vlaid have to go now, good luck with....that.... *points at Kaian who is still crying on the ground* And I'll talk to you later! Yeah....bye... *backs away into a portal with Vlaid in tow*

Sam: ...Aww...okay then.

Seth: *appears* What's going on here?

Sam: Well hm, Grage and Vlaid just got creeped out right back to the Vampire Realm I'm assuming, Kaian here is a crying mess thanks to you, and Jared....well we'll all remember Jared, I'm sure... Yep, he was an okay kind of person, I guess...it was truly a shame that he had to leave us in such a flurry of exploding chunks.... *shakes head*

Seth: Oh, well then, where's Jared?

Sam: He exploded.

Seth: He did? Interesting.

Sam: You know what's really interesting?

Seth: What? The matter that Jared is dead and me, Matthew, Kaian, and Geri are still here?

Sam: Uhh, no, that is explained easily enough because you and Geri and Matthew and Kaian all have you own soul rooms and physical bodies, and you weren't really connected to Jared in any other way than having the mindlink and sharing a sort of "mind apartment" with him. What's really interesting, is...YOUR FACE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU FREAK!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Okay I'm done. *walks away*

Seth: Oh...you're welcome.

Sam: *gone back home*

Kaian: *gets up* Well. Time to go. *walks off to home*

Jared: *reforms* Yeah. *walks away*

Seth: ...Huh, interesting. *starts to follow them, but is distracted suddenly* SWINGS!! *runs off and starts swinging on one*

And so, Seth stayed at the park alone, swinging away for a very long time. Some kids tried to get him away because they thought he was creepy, swinging for hours with the same, dull happy expression on that stupid face. *shudders* Anywho, yeah...they failed, and everyone else had gone back home, Kaian proceeded to steal a bucket of ice cream from some place and locked himself upstairs somehow, Sam was forced to play Mario Kart nonstop with Jared in the basement, until she grew exceedingly bored and they played Mario Kart Double Dash on the Gamecube. Yeah. 8) Meanwhile, Lynette was busy searching for the many ingredients for that sex change potion, grumbling about how they could have done it themselves the whole way. And that's about it. Now we wait, to find out what will happen when she returns....

THE END. FINALLY. GODDAMN.