Sam: Randomness ahoy! zomg holy crap what's gonna happen now?!
Kari outta nowhere: Iunno. *disappears*
Jared: What happens?
Sam: I don't know! Weren't we going to go somewhere...?
Jared: ...TO THE ZOOOOOOOO!!!
Sam: ... D= The ZOO!? Awwwwwwwwwwww fine. MONKEYS!! *disappears*
Jared:Weeeeeee!!! *explodes*
Sam: *at the zoo, looks at Jared who is beside her again somehow* Hey! The "WEEE asplodey" thing is
MINE! *smacks him upside the head*
Jared: *looks at a lion* I'm bored let's go home
Sam: >.>" What? I paid good money to get here!!
Jared: What do you mean? You didn't pay any money to get in here.
Some guy: WHAT! *cocks shotgun* GET OUT.
Sam: o.o" Well this sucks. Let's go...to the VAMPIRE REALM!! *poofs away through portal*
Jared: JUST WAIT! *kicks shotgun out of the guys hands and runs away into portal*
Shotgun: *goes off, hitting a random peacock walking around and it lets out a loud squawk*
Guy: ... *runs away*
IN THE VAMPIRE REALM...
Sam: Yey! We're here, we're here! And I opened the portal to the right place! *looks up at Grage's
house* w00t!
Jared: *looks around* Well I'm bored, let's go home.
Sam: What? I paid good money to get here!!
Jared: ...Shut up.
Sam: Nnnno! ^^ *goes over to the front door and knocks* Allo? *knocks louder* HEY!! *kicks door*
Jared: Let's go kill some villagers, I'm bored.
Sam: Not right now!
*door opens*
Vlaid: *looks out* ...Sam? What are you doing here?
Sam: I wanted to see you and Grage for a while, so-
Jared: LET'S KILL SOME VILLAGERS!
Sam: ...And now he wants to kill some villagers. *rolls eyes* Oookay.
Jared: KILL!! ARG!
Sam: Yeees, Jared, killing is fun. We'll get to tha-
Jared: KILL A VILLAGE!! RIGHT NOW!!
Vlaid: o.o"
Sam: Um...okies then. Tell Grage I dropped by, and we'll be back la-
Jared: VILLAGE KILLING!!! YA-
Sam: *smacks Jared upside the head* STOP INTERUPTING, YOU BUFFOON!!
Jared: ...FIINNNNNEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam: Righto. Be back later, with something for...YOU! *points behind Vlaid at Hi-Hi*
Hi-Hi: *purrs very low*
Jared: CHAINSAW!! YAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam:
If you can get a hold of a chainsaw, ooookay then...hey...wait a minute...Jared?
Jared: WHAT! ...what?
Sam: ...How long ago was it that Grage bit you?
Jared: ...HE WHAT?!?! THAT BASTARD!
Sam: -______-" You WANTED HIM TO!! TO BECOME PART VAMPIRE!! YOU IDIOT!!! NOW HOW LONG AGO WAS THAT!!??!???
Jared: You know...I have no idea, why?
Sam: <.<" Because I don't think you've eaten at all since then. Blood, I mean. Jeez.
Jared: Oh...why?
Sam: Euuuugghh!! You fool! We have to go hunting now! Or you'll die! You're probably dying right now
at this very moment! This very minute! This very second! This very hour! This very day! This very year! This very-
Jared: I GET IT! Let's go! *snaps fingers and has a chainsaw all of a sudden*
Sam: ...You don't hunt with a chainsaw. You won't get any blood in you that way, it'll be everywhere
else!
Jared: *already gone terrorising a village*
Sam: -___-" He's gonna get in shit with the older vampires...eh...I'll be back. Bye Vlaid! *runs off*
Vlaid: ...Okay then. *blinks and goes back inside*
IN SOME VILLAGE...
Villager: AH-*gets sawed in half*
Jared: Anyone else want some of this?!?!?
Sam: *walks calmly into village and sees blood everywhere. EVERYWHERE. EVERYWHEEERRRRE* ...Well then.
What a waste. *shakes head* Man, I haven't been hunting in ages! Usually Grage does it...hm... ^^" Maybe I'll do it again
today...
Jared: AHHAHAHAHAHA!
Sam: Are your fangs out? *shows him hers* Mine are! Weeeeeeee! *grabs villager running by in fear and
bites her* ^_^
Jared: I, don't know. *stabs a villager with the blade and guts fly everywhere*
Sam: *drinking blood from poor, defenseless villager*
Jared: *cuts a villagers head off* AHHAHAHAHA!
Sam: *finishes and drops the body on the ground* Ahhh, I feel much better now! Jared, you're wasting
blood. People are gonna be pissed.
Jared: *starts eating a villager*
Sam: o.O Man, you really HAVEN'T eaten...you know...you usually...only just drink the blood...um...okay,
go ahead and rip his ear off...hm...
Jared: *rips open villager and eats the insides*
Sam: You're going to mess up the bathroom big time...
Jared: *starts ripping out the bones*
Sam: You're like a ravenous Hi-Hi! With thumbs.
Jared: *rips off the jaw and throws it at Sam*
Sam: *is clonked in head and falls over* OW!! DAMMIT. X_x
BACK AT HOME...
Kari: Lalalalala... *making supper* I wonder where Sammy is?
Kaolla: *upstairs sleeping, sniffs air and wakes up instantaneously* FOOD! *flys down stairs and into
the kitchen*
Kari* Turns around and is faced with Kaolla* Oh! Hello! ^^" You're awake!
Kaolla: FOOD! *throws Kari to the side*
Kari: Gyah!! It's not d- >o<"
Shows outside of house: YYYEOUCH!!!
Kari: Oh no!! Are you okay? You silly girl!! The stove is still on, go wait in the livingroom, it will
be done in a little while!! *gently pushes her out of the room* But put some ice on that first. *gives her ice pack out of
nowhere* Now shoo!!
Kaolla: *flees*
Kari: *sweatdrop* Ehhh... *goes back to cooking*
BACK IN VAMPIRE REALM...
Sam: *sits up, is covered in blood* Ow.. *looks at jaw lying beside her and pokes it* ...Eww...
Jared: *laying on the ground*
Sam: Jared? *goes over and pokes him*
Jared: AHHH! *chainsaws finger off*
Sam: *screeches* YOU IDIOT!!! AHHHH!!!!!
Jared: WHOOPS!
Sam: *growls, dark evil look comes onto face as she glares at Jared*
Jared: *flees*
Sam: *goes after him, screaming is heard off in the distance before she returns, somehow bloodier than
before* Hmph. *finger heals*
Geri: *being chased around by crows* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam: Eh? Geri? What the crap are you doing here? And...killer crows? Is Matthew here too?
Matthew: *standing on crows* DIE GERI DIE!!! *laughs maniacly*
Sam: o.O" Oookay then. *sighs and goes to heal Jared*
Geri: *smashes into tree*
Sam: ... *ignores and stabs Jared in forehead with the sennen sword and heals him*
Crows: CAW!
Matthew: KILL HER! AH HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sam: *has healed Jared, goes over to middle of now empty, bloody village and looks up at Matthew* Why
are you trying to kill Geri?
Matthew: ...You know, I forgot, I've been chasing her around for the past eight days.
Sam: ...You've been here in the Vampire Realm for eight days??
Matthew: No you moron, you know, I don't even know how we got here.
Sam: Oh...so are you going to stop trying to kill her now?
Matthew: Yeah I guess. *jumps to the ground and runs to the tree that Geri smashed into* GET OUT!
Geri: *looking lifeless*
Matthew: *grabs her leg and pulls her out of tree, but smashes her into another tree* Dammit.
Geri: X_x
Sam: Uhhh....
Jared: What's going on? *looks at Geri in the tree* woah, what happened here?
Sam: Matthew was trying to kill her with his crows for some unbeknownst reason. *shrug* Then she smashed
into that tree.
Jared: Oh, why were you trying to kill her?
Matthew: I don't know shut up.
Sam: Well then. Let's go to Grage's! She can at least rest on a bed or something there...now don't
smash her into anything else now! Let's go. *starts walking off*
Matthew: *pulls out Geri and follows Sam*
Jared: *follows them*
AT GRAGE'S HOUSE...AGAIN...
Sam: *knocks on door* Hellloooooooo!!! Vlaid? Grage?? Open up!!
Matthew: OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *kicks it*
*door is opened by an annoyed looking Grage* What's going on- Sam? What the hell are you doing?
Sam: HE kicked the door! *points at Matthew* And I came to visit you, but some things happened, and
yeah. Can we come in?
Grage: ... *notices she's completely covered in blood* ...Okay then... *lets them in*
Matthew: *drops Geri on what he thought was a huge furry peice of furniture*
Hi-Hi: *opens eyes a bit, then all the way as he smells blood* Ggrrr!? *Geri drops onto the floor as
he gets up*
Sam: *looks over at Matthew* ...Why did you put her on Hi-Hi? You dolt.
Matthew: What the hell is a Hi-Hi?
Grage: >.> Why does everyone ask that?!
Sam: Because they're idiots. *pats his back* That's a- HI-HI NO!!!
Hi-Hi: *licking blood off of Geri and bares his fangs hungrily*
Jared: OH CRAP!
Grage: -_-" Hi-Hi, stop.
Hi-Hi: *stops suddenly, and sits back* Grr?
Grage: Come here.
Hi-Hi: *listens and walks over to Grage, sitting beside him*
Sam: Phew. ^^" I thought he was gonna eat h- OW!! *pulls hand away from Hi-Hi* Nnnoooooo!!! That just
healed dammit!! *same finger from before is gone*
Matthew: *whistles and crows blast in through windows* Later! *jumps on crows and flys through the
ceiling*
Grage: O.O" *not sure whether to tend to Sam or go after Matthew with murderous intents right now*
Sam: *pouts and finger heals again* There we go! Ehhh. >.>" I knew I forgot something...I was
going to bring him back something...
Jared: Cripes, what are you going to do? He totaled your house.
Sam: Jeebusness. Well, it's not...that bad...see, look! Half your house is still fine!! *pats wall
and rest of ceiling topples down on top of her* GYAAAAHHHHH!!! *buried*
Grage: SAM!! *eye twitches* Oh, that's it... *goes outside and flies off in the direction Matthew went
in*
Jared: *starts taking peices of ceiling off of Sam*
Sam: X_x
Vlaid: *also in rubble, as he was upstairs before* @.@"
Lisa: *buried*
Geri: *awakes* WOAH! What the hell?
Sam: Uuugh... *wakes up* Hey, I'm not dead! Weeeeee! Or, maybe I am, and now I'm full vampire! Weeeeeeeeeee!!
*domo dances*
Jared: No, you're not dead, you're still here.
Sam: Oh...awww. Ah well! ^^" *gets up and looks beside her* OMG VLAID!
Vlaid: Ehh? *eyes open* What happened? O.O" HOLY GEEZ, LORENZO!!! *sits up and looks around frantically*
Lorenzo: *in crib, completely unharmed for some reason*
Sam: Oh...geez...the house is totally wrecked! Guh...hey, was Lisa here?
Vlaid: .....AHHH!!!! *starts looking around and digging through ceiling remains*
Sam: Man, Jared, it's all your fault!
Jared: What did I do?
Sam: You created Matthew! Now he's going to die. A horrible horrible death! Maybe. Most likely. I dunno.
Jared: Well, you'll never know, he made my head explode, he made Kaian collapse into himself, made
Geri smash into a tree, he did that all with his mind too, well... except for the Geri smashing into the tree.
Sam: Wow, well now I wonder how that will go...who shall win? I'm with Grage, yeah!!! *starts making
flags*
Vlaid: *has dug Lisa out of the rubble and holds her up* Lisa? Lisa, are you okay!?
Lisa: *groans* Owww, what happened?
Sam: Um...Matthew and a bunch of crows collapsed the house.
Lisa: o.O
Sam: Yeah, is weird. Can it be fixed very easily with magic or something?
Lisa: ...Yeah probably. We'd need Lynette for that, though...
Jared: No it can't! AHHAHAHAHA- *head explodes*
Sam: ...What the fooketh? Jared? Were you injected with Las Plagas? Jared?
Jared: *dead*
Sam: OH MY GOD, MY BROTHER IS DEAD!! *goes over and falls to knees overdramatically* NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*looks up to sky and it starts raining*
Lisa: ...Okay, whatever...hey...where's LINDEN!?
Linden: *underneath a piece of ceiling, unharmed* Prrr!!!! PRRR!!!
Vlaid: *lifts the piece of ceiling and he jumps out*
Sam: *gets up, and it stops raining* Well, guess I'll have to heal him...AGAIN. *takes out the sennen
sword and stabs him in nonexistant forehead before realizing something* Hey...wait a minute...his head is gone!!!!!
Lynette out of nowhere: NO...REALLY? 9_9" You people, ALWAYS interupting me at the worst times for
your stupid mistakes!! What happened this time?
Jared: *gets up without head*
Sam: O.O AHHHH REGENERATOR!!!
Vlaid: Huh?
Sam: JARED!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!! I think...you have no head...but you're alive! Life goes on! Oh joyous
happy jolly knee slapping good fun day!
Lisa: o.O Okay then...
Jared: *hands start feeling around the shoulders to realize there is NO head* ...............................!!!
Sam: He seems surprised? How can he process thought without a head!? Oh wait, he was brainless before,
so...huh.
Jared: ............ *shakes fist* ............. *runs into a wall and is buried under the remaining
ceiling*
Sam: ....Well, guess I should go make a grave for him...
Lynette: *sighs heavily* Alright, I suppose you wanted me to fix him too, huh?
Jared: *bursts out from rubble and has tentacles growing out of neck*
Sam: KYAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! GANADOS!! GYAAAAAAAHHHH!!! MY BROTHERS NO LONGER WITH US!! AHHHHH!!! *runs in
circles and trips over couch onto Geri and wall falls over onto them both*
Jared: *regenerates head* AH HA! I'm BACK!!!!
Sam's voice from under wall* YGO RLY!?
Jared: Yes sir!
Sam: *bursts out from under wall* Hey!!! Where did that ugly gross thingymabobber go!??
Jared: ...What thing?
Sam: You know, that squiggly thing that was coming out from your neck where your head was!
Jared: Oh, right there. *points to ground*
Sam: ._." *looks at squiggly thing*
Vlaid: o.o" *goes and pokes it*
Thing: *jumps at him and goes up his nose*
Vlaid: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*falls to ground and twitches madly*
Sam: OH NUUU!!!
Jared: Geez, don't poke things that are small and squiggly.
Sam: How do we get it out?!
Jared: We'll have to...CUT HIM OPEN! *pulls out chainsaw and starts it up*
Lynette: o.o ...Why am I still here...oh, right...everyone, out of the...remains of the house.
Sam: Okay, okay! Ummm....*drags the still twitching Vlaid outside*
Geri: *still under wall*
Lisa: *goes outside too*
Jared: *jumps out*
Lynette: Alright then...goes out and looks at the house...uhhh....remains of house and like, fixes
it all magic like*
Sam: Wowies! =D
Geri: *hadn't gone outside, and is now trapped inside a wall*
Jared: Let's see here, we have me, you, whatshisface, whatsherface, that person, and....wait, where's
Geri?
Sam: Uhhh...
Voice from inside one o the walls* Ahhhh!! CORPSES!!! CORPSES!!!
Sam: Oh right, there were still like a bajillion corpses inside the walls and under the floorboards...
Geri: *bursts out from wall and house collapses again*
Lynette: ........ e_o" You...idiot...
Sam: Jared, Jared!!
Jared: What?
Sam: We still need to help Vlaid!
Lynette: *still angry, but re-fixes the house again*
Jared: With what?
Sam: I don't know! A SURGEON!!
Jared: I know someone who could do that.
A FEW MINUTE LATER...
Seth: I'm here!
Sam: ....You must be joking. *slowly turns to Jared all regenerator like* SETH!?!?? ARE YOU MAD!!???!?
Jared: Yeah, but, he can do things that people don't even think he can do.
Sam: ...Like operate and remove a very dangerous squiggly thing?
Jared: Oh yeah.
Sam: ...WITHOUT killing the patient?
Jared: Oh yeah.
Sam: *slowly turns to Seth in the same manner as before* You won't kill him, will you? *evil maniacal
grin*
Seth: Oh no, no no no no no no no, no no....no no no no no no no no, no no no no no-
Sam: OKAY!!! Just get that thing outta him!! Can you get him anest- anistetics- anestitized? >.>"
Seth: Oh yeah. Don't worry about a thing, I can do this!
Sam: >.>" ...Oh, okay, but if you mess up, Grage is gonna kill you. And he'll make you suffer
for a veeery long time before you meet with the sweet embrace of death, I'll tell you that, ohh yes indeed. ^^ And I'll help!
Seth: Oh yeah! *picks up Vlaid* To the operating table! *runs inside house*
Sam: ...There's an operating table in there? o.O" *shrugs and follows after them*
Lynette: ...I'm going now. Leave me out of this. *goes through portal*
Lisa: Oookay then. Whats wrong with Vlaid though? *goes inside curiously*
Jared: This squiggly thing went up his nose remember? *goes inside*
Sam: ...You're using..the dining room table?
Seth: Well, there wasn't an operating table so, yeah.
Sam: Okay okay, just get it over with.
Vlaid: X_x *twitches*
Seth: *pulls out a needle and pokes Vlaid with it, and sedates him* TO WORK!
FOUR HOURS LATER....
Sam: *sitting on the couch tapping fingers on the side waiting* I sure hope he washed his hands before
operating...
Seth: *comes out of dining room* Alright do you want to hear how it went?
Sam: Yeah, HURRY UP!!
Seth: HE'S ALIVE!!!
Sam: And the squiggly thing?
Seth: ......Uhhhh, crap. Give me another four hours.. *runs back into dining room*
Sam: WHAT!?!??
ANOTHER FOUR HOURS LATER....
Sam: That stupid...idiot...moron...goddammit...
Grage: *returns and comes inside dragging Matthew with him* ...Hey, the house is fixed. And you're
okay! *points at Sam*
Sam: Uhhh, yeah, some things happened, but we're all fine and dandy! Or, we should be soon anyway!
ALL of us, I mean....heh... *shifty eyes*
Grage: Huh? Uh, okay then... *goes and sits beside her on couch and leans back before looking around*
Hey, where's Vlaid?
Sam: Um...he's...in the dining room...he's busy right now, he should be out anytime now though! About..four
weeks, I'd say...yup.
Grage: o.O What? Why, what's he doing in there?!
Seth: *comes out with hands in the air* He's alive! And this time I got the squiggly thing!
Grage: Huh?
Sam: O.O" Uh...that's...that's great!! Heheh, Grage, they were, uh, cooking! Yeah, that's right, and,
um...they were...getting a squiggly thing...hey Seth, where is that squiggly thing anyway, huh?
Seth: Right here! *holds it up* And what are you talking about? We weren't cooking, I was-
Sam: *chucks a pillow in his face, runs over and snatches the squiggly thing away from him* WELL!!
I'll just be taking this back to the store, it's still alive and yucky, no good for food, BYE!! *flees out front door* .........AHHHHHHHH!!!!
I DROPPED IT!! AHHHHHH IT'S ON MY FACE!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ............ *silence*
Grage: O.O" What the fuck?
Seth: Well you see-
Jared: Oh look at the time we really have to go, bye! *grabs Seth, Geri, and Matthew and flies away*
Grage: ... *slowly turns to Lisa* ...What the hell is going on here?
Lisa: Oh, would you look at that, heh, it's time for bed, I'm tired, bye!! *runs upstairs into her
room and slams the door*
Grage: *stands up* WHAT the hell-
Vlaid: *walks into the livingroom* Hey Grage, what's wrong? *blinks*
Grage: ...*looks at him* ...I don't know! *goes over to him* What's going on?
Vlaid: Huh? Nothing's going on...what are you talking about? I think you're crazy. I'm going to the
store. I'm buying some milk. *leaves*
Grage: ........ARGH!! *growls and suddenly remembers Sam* o.o" *goes outside*
Sam: *lying motionless on the ground*
Grage: *quickly goes over to Sam* Hey, are you alright? *turns her over*
Sam: *out cold, starts foaming at the mouth*
Grage: O_o Sam!?
Sam: *eyes open and are glowing red* Rrr....
Grage: ...Sam?
Sam: *sits up very suddenly and hisses at him*
Grage: O_o" What's wrong with you?
Voice through mindlink: The pathetic idiot has a strange creature dwelling within her...
Grage: /What!?/
Voice through mindlink: You heard me, you fool! It's controlling her, and nobody controls her but ME,
so you better get that thing out RIGHT NOW!!
Grage: /...Inner Sam?/
Voice through mindlink: HURRY THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING RETARD!!! *mindlink closes*
Grage: o.o" Okay then...
Sam: *continuously walking into a wall*
Grage: ....................................................uh...
BACK AT HOME...
Jared: *opens door and walks in* Hello? I'm back, with Geri, Seth, and Matthew, we're back from the
thingymajigger realm, hello?
Kaian: *walks out of darkness* Hello, and welcome to your world of eternal darkness! Ah hahahaha!
Jared: *turns on light and blinds Kaian* I thought you were dead what the hell?
Kaian: I was, but then something happened, something amazing happened, something that I can't explain,
something that-
Jared: Just get to the point.
Kaian: I thought my life was over thanks to that moron, but then a dark figure came to me and-
Jared: Your boring everyone.
Kaian: Okay it was something that gave me my body back, and my soul took over it again, and here I
am. Standing here, talking to you, right now, at this very moment.
Jared: Well, you should have died! I hate you! ARG!
Kari: *walks into the livingroom* Hey, your dinner's ready! ^^
Kaian: I'll deal with you later. *walks into kitchen*
Kari: ^^" Hey, you're Sammy's brother right? Do you know where she is right now? The mindlink isn't
open...
Jared: She's in the Vampire Realm, possibly choking Grage.
Kari: o.O" Why? Was he insulting Seto again?
Jared: No, a squiggly thing got into her and now she's possesed.
Kari: O.O A squiggly thing!? What kind of squiggly thing!? D=
Jared: The kind you get, when your head gets blown off you are able to grow another one! Except it's
all gross, and squiggly.
Kari: O.O" HOW DID THAT HAPPEN!?
Jared: She dropped it. And...iunno. It attacked her. *shrug*
Kari: D: And you didn't help her?? Gah! I have to help her!! *panics* But, I- I don't know how to open
a portal!!
Voice through mindlink: You pathetic...moron...
Kari: *eyes go blank and she opens a portal and goes through*
Jared: You need an operator! *kicks Seth along with her*
BACK IN VAMPIRE REALM...
Grage: *getting choked*
Sam: *evil possesed look in eyes*
Kari: *comes though portal, and Seth flies out after her*
Kari: *eyes go back to normal and she looks around frantically* Huh? What happened? Sammy? Where am
I- OH MY GOD!! Sammy, what are you doing!? *runs over and tries to pull her away from Grage*
Sam: *evil glare at Kari, and suddenly she is choking both of them with one hand each*
Kari @,@" Geh....Sammy....ehhhghh....
Seth: *pulls out a needle and sedates Sam*
Sam: *still choking them both, grip gets looser and looser and soon she just slumps over unconscious*
Grage: *coughs*
Kari: *falls over* @.@" Ehhh...
Seth: Yes indeed. TO THE OPERATING TABLE! *picks up Sam and runs into the house*
Grage: *recovers* Kari! Are you okay? Hn...hey wait, WHAT!?? *looks over to the house where Seth has
disappeared into with Sam* Operating?!
Kari: Wha? *stands up* Saaaammmyyyyyyy!!!! *runs inside*
Grage: ...*also stands up and follows her in*
FOUR HOURS LATER...
Seth: She is ALIVE!
Kari: *sparkly eyes, glomps him* HURRAY!! YOU SAVED HER!!!
Seth: Hurrah!
Kari: Oh! *pulls away* But, but...Jared said...there was a...squiggly thing? o.o"
Seth: ........Uhh, give me another four hours. *runs back into dining room*
ANOTHER
FOUR HOURS LATER...
