Kari: So...where do we go n- *freezes* 0_0

Jared: What are you looking at? That giant rock?

Kari: S- S- Sa... *points*

Grage: Huh wha? *looks* O.O

Sam: *leaning against a rock and giving an exasperated look at Seth who is trying to scrape a picture into the rock with a stick* ...You idiot, that won't work!! You need to use...another rock!! Huh? *looks over at everyone* Oh, hey finally! Geez, what took you guys so long?

Jared: Well, we had to kill a villager...that's about it.

Sam: ...ONE VILLAGER. WITH HOW MANY OF YOU!? Goddamn. Hey Kari, what's wrong?

Kari: SAAAAAMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY!!!! *uber glomps* I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE FOREVER!!!

Sam: *blinks* ...Really? And...HOW many times have I died in the past?

Kari: But this time was diiifffeeerrreeeeennnt! Your head was chopped off!!

Sam: Ahhh, but that's where you're wrong! It was chainsawed off!

Kari: >.>" Same thing!

Sam: Nuh-uh.

Leon: Uh...hey, I hate to spoil your little reunion, but we really need to get going. If you people aren't even going to try to keep up the pace, we might as well go our seperate ways.

Sam: Okay, okay, don't get your manties in a twist...let's get goin'!

Grage: Hey, I knew you'd be back. *smiles a little*

Sam: Yes, yes I knew you would. You have a bit of...denial in you...so even if I was dead for real, you know. You'd probably still think I'd come back for a month or so.

Grage: >.>"

Vlaid: Heheheh.

Everyone: *starts walking down the hill*

Jared: So, when's it supposed to roll down?

Sam: It doesn't ROLL down, it BARRELS down! And...I think that's it right there, and holy crap RUN!! *grabs Kari's wrist and starts fleeing down the hill with everyone else*

Seth: I'll save us! *turns to boulder* ST- *gets crushed*

Sam: That freaking RETARD!! GAAAHHHH!! Grage, I can't ruuun....help!! *slowing down*

Grage: Don't worry. *sprouts wings again and grabs her and Kari and flies up* Come on, Vlaid!

Vlaid: *flies up too*

Kaian: Hey you ditchers! You're not leaving without me! *grabs Vlaid's ankle*

Kaolla: Me tooo!! *grabs onto Kaian*

Jared: AaAaAaAaAaAaAa!!! *grabs onto them both*

Vlaid: Urgh! You guys...! You're too heav- *drops them as the boulder passes by and they land on top of it*

Kaian+Jared+Kaolla: AHHHHHH!!!! *running on top of the rock*

Sam: o.O RUN JARED, RUN!!

Boulder: *smashes into wall*

Sam: ...Ah crap. Well, it couldn't have rolled forever...hey, where's Leon? Oh, there he is.

Grage: *lands on the ground and puts Kari and Sam down*

Vlaid: *also lands with a worried look on his face* I didn't mean to drop them!! They were pulling my pants down!! >.<

Sam: *snickers before she realizes they're probably very injured* Holy crapadoodles! *runs over to pile of rubble* Jared!? Where are you??

Jared: Over here!

Sam: Over where!? *looks around frantically*

Jared: Over here!

Sam: WHERE DAMMIT!?? *still looking*

Jared: Up here you dumbass!

Sam: *stops and looks up* WHAT!?

Jared: Nothing, now get me outta here!

Sam: ...Geez... -__-"

Jared: I jumped into this tree right before the boulder exploded, so did they. *points to Kaian and Kaolla who are on the same branch as he is*

Sam: Ohhh...so you're not dead then. ^^" You mean to tell me you can't climb down from a fifty foot tree by yourself?!

Jared: Well look how far the Goddamn trunk is from here! I can't go that far without falling to my doom!

Sam: Why the hell not? Oh forget it...uh...Grage? Little help?

Grage: Oh, I'd be a big help, you don't want me... *starts walking through the tunnel*

Sam: ......Oh, gee thanks. ...Vlaid?

Vlaid: *sweatdrop* I got it. *flies up and gets them all down*

Jared: Great I'm down!

Sam: Okay, let's go! Hey, where did Leon go? o.O

Vlaid: That blonde guy? I think he ditched us a long time ago.

Sam: Oh. Awwwwww....LET'S CATCH UP WITH HIM!! *flees through the tunnel with Kari*

Vlaid: Oh...okay then... *runs through the tunnel to catch up with Grage*

Jared: *runs after them*

Kaian: Let's go. *walks down the tunnel with Kaolla*

Sam: *gets through the tunnel* Alright, here we are, and- AGH!! SPLODEY STICK!! *shoves Kari behind her as a stick of dynamite comes flying at them*

Sam: Eek! TO THE SOULROOM! .... *can't...go to soulroom for some reason* OH SH- *explodes*

Kari: O.O'' ...Oh. Well that I'm used to.

Sam: *reappears* OW! THAT HURT! YOU FREAK! *runs over to the stupid villager who threw that stick of dynamite at her* HEY! GET OFF THE GROUND YOU IDIOT! *kicks him and it fades away* ...Oh. He's dead already. Aww. Well, let's go!

Kari: *follows after her* Um...where did everyone go?

Sam: They're up ahead, come on. *continues on followed by Kari and eventually Jared and Kaian and Kaolla*

Sam: HEY LEON!! LEON WHERE ARE YOU!!?? Oh, he must have went in here already! *taps house* Let's go! *goes inside*

Grage: Hey! What if there's things in there?!?

Sam: There shouldn't be! *runs into a trip bomb and explodes* AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

Grage: .... -____-" *walks inside*

Kari: o.o" Um... *follows*

Vlaid: *shrugs and goes in*

Jared: What a moron. *walks inside house*

Sam: Hey! Leon, there you are!

Leon: Huh? Oh, you again...I don't really need any of your help right now... *pushes a shelf out of the way to reveal another hallway and he goes in*

Sam: ...I hear...a banging sound? o.o" Uh...hey Leon, wait up! *runs in too*

Grage: *finds the hall with Vlaid and Kari and goes in, followed by Jared*

Sam: o.o" *standing beside Leon and staring at a dusty cabinet in the corner, the whole thing is shaking as something bangs against the doors from inside* What the fooketh?

Leon: Hm... *goes over to it*

Vlaid: *tilts head* What's in that thing?

Grage: *shrug*

Sam: *eyes widen as she remembers what's in there* Ooooooooh!! Open it, Leon! Open it open it!

Leon: >.>" I'm getting to that! *stands beside it cautiously before swinging one of the doors open, and a guy falls out onto the floor*

Leon: *eyes widen and he kneels down and rips the tape off the guy's mouth*

Guy: Ahh.. Little rough don't you think? *rolls over and allows Leon to untie his hands* You're, not like them?

Leon: No, you?

Guy: *rolls away and sits up* Okay, I got one very important question, you gotta smoke?

Leon: Got gum.

Jared: You have gum?! I want a peice.

*soon after two ganados are standing infront of them and a really tall, mean-looking guy walks in*

Guy: Oh perfect, the big cheese.

Leon: What? *looks up*

*Leon stands up and runs to him and tries to kick him*

Mendez: *grabs Leon's foot and throws him back towards everyone*

Jared: AHHH!!!! HE'S ROCKETING TOWARDS US!!!

Leon: *hits everyone and the cabinet breaks*

Everybody: *knocked unconsious*

SOON AFTER....

Some guy dressed in a purple robe: Feeble humans, let us give you, our power.

Zealot dudes: *start putting needles in everyone's neck*

Purple robed guy: Soon you will be unable to resist, this intoxicating power.

Plagas eggs in the needles: *go into everyone*

Leon: *wakes up*

Jared: Leon...can I have a peice of gum?

Leon: *ignores idiot* Hey, wake up.

Guy: Ai ai ai, crawl out of one hole, and into another.

Leon: Mind telling me what's going on here?

Guy: Americano ci? Now what brings a bloke like you to this part of the world? *getting hurt by Leon* Ah! Hey, easy, who ever you are.

Leon: My name's Leon, I came here looking for this girl, you seen her? *pulls out a picture of Ashley and shows it to him*

Guy: What are you supposed to be a cop or something? Nah, you don't look the type.

Leon: Maybe.

Guy: Okay, let me guess, she's the President's daughter?

Leon: That's too good for a guess, want to start explaining?

Guy: Psychic powers...nah, I'm just kidding with you amigo. I over heard one of the villagers talking about the President's daughter in a church.

Leon: And who might you be?

Guy: Il amo Luis Sera, used to be a cop in Medrid, now I'm just a good for nothing guy, who happens to be, quite a ladies man.

Leon: Why'd you quit?

Luis: Polica, you put your life on the line, nobody really appreciates you, being a cop isn't what it's cracked up to be.

Leon: Used to be a cop myself, only for a day though.

Luis: I thought I was bad.

Leon: Somehow I managed to get involed with the incident in Raccoon City, on my first day in the force.

Luis: That is the one with the viral outbreak no?

Leon: ....

Luis: I think I seen something like that in the lab in the department.

Bloody guy: *walks in with a giant axe thingy and raises it*

Luis+Leon: *both trying to get free*

Luis: Do something cop!

Leon: After you!

Guy: *starts hurling the blade down*

Leon: Now!

Leon+Luis: *pull away from eachother and the guy cuts the chain they were tied with*

Luis: *rolls away*

Leon: *still on ground*

Guy: *raises axe to kill Leon*

Leon: *raises leg and gets the guy right in the chest and flings him to the wall*

Guy: *hits the wall and breaks his neck landing on the floor*

Luis: *flees*

Jared: ...Wow...can I have a peice of gum now? Or better yet. Can you untie us all?

Kaian: Yeah, get us out of here.

Seth: *who is somehow alive* Yeah, I want to go home.

Jared: Well Seth you can't, because we're on a mission.

Seth: Aww...

Sam: *awakens* Uhhh....huh? Where am I- *sees dead guy with broken neck* O.O No! I missed it!? NNOOOOOOOO!!!! *gasps as she sees Kari beside her tied up and starts struggling* And, no! Don't tell me! The squiggly things! AGH!! *starts freaking out*

Jared: OH NO! I forgot about those things.

Grage and Vlaid: *come to*

Sam: Hey, where are Kaian and Kaolla?

Jared: Over there *tries to point at them*

Sam: Oh...

Grage: *looks and sees he's tied up* What the hell...?

Sam: Hey Leon, you gonna help us anytime soon?

Leon: I'm getting to you. *untying Jared and Seth*

Jared: I'm free!

Vlaid: I can get myself out...

Grage: Yeah, me too...

Sam: Can you though? *face darkens* ...Can you? *ominous*

Grage: *already free* Yeah.

Sam: Oh. *goes back to normal and starts struggling again* Nnnoooooo! I was suposed to prevent this from happening to Kaaarriiiiii!!!

Kari: *is freed by Leon and sighs* Thank you...

*soon, everyone is freed*

Sam: So...where to now?

Jared: Through the hall!

Sam: And then what?

Jared: I have no idea

Leon: Well, let's go find out then... *goes through hall with everyone else*

Guy: *passes across the window* Over here, stranger.

Sam: o.o Oh my GOD! I need an autograph!

Jared: You heard the guy Leon! Go over thar!

Leon: ...*goes around the house to see a strange looking guy there*

Guy: Got something that might interest you *opens coat* Heh heh heh *coat full of weaponry and such*

Sam: Wow, guns! *whips out piece of paper and pushes past Leon* Excuse me! But... *pulls out pen and gets sparkly eyes* CAN YOU SIGN THIS!?

Merchant: *takes paper and pen and scribbles name down* Hah hah hah, thank you.

Sam: *gets paper back and it says "Merchant" on it* ...Wooooowww...I didn't know that was you real name.

Merchant: It isn't. Now then... *turns back to Leon* What're you buyin'?

Jared: Wait! I'm a sellin'!

Leon: Hey, I-

Merchant: *turns to Jared* What're you sellin'?

Jared: *takes off watch* This!

Sam: ...Your watch?

Merchant: Ahhh..I'll buy it at a high price.

Sam: o.O

Grage: Oh...so this is where I can use these... *takes some gold out of pocket*

Jared: *gets 10, 000 gold for watch* HA!

Sam: Damn. All I got is this gold from that one villager...

Leon: *buying stuff*

Kari: Um..shouldn't we be getting some things to protect oursleves too? I mean, I think we're annoying that guy a little...

Sam: Hm...yeaaaah probably. Grage, can I have your gold?

Grage: *shrugs* Take it. *hands over 10 000 gold*

Sam: o.o" ooooooooooooooooo.......*goes to buy stuff*

Jared: *bought a rifle* I am invincible! *stands like Boris*

Sam: No you're not. >.>" Hahaha! *buys a TMP* I can shoot villagers funnily now!

Leon: *has bought first aid spray* Okay, let's go.

Merchant: Heh heh heh, thank you. *closes coat* Come back anytime.

Sam: Yuppers! Let's go go go! *runs back around the house thing*

Kari: Okay... *runs after Sam*

Kaian: ...I want firearms..

Merchant: Not enough cash, stranger.

Kaian: WHAT!? I'll show YOU not enough ca-

Sam: KAIAN!! HURRY UP!! YOU FREAK!!

Kaian: Oh fine, come on Kaolla. *starts going*

Kaolla: *looks at the merchant and runs after Kaian*

Sam: *pokes the gate* Okay...things past here...gasp! Kari needs a gun!

Kari: o.O What!?

Sam: *turns to her very slowly* Well, you said it yourself! Need to defend ourselves...so you need a gun in case someone else, like myself, is murdered again, right? :D

Kari: Uhh....okay then...but I don't know how to use o-

Leon: Well, you can use this. *gives her handgun* Got me through Raccoon city. It isn't too hard to use. *shows her how*

Kari: Oh...okay then. ^^"

Sam: Kari's got aAa gun...

Kari: Heheh. ^^"

Leon: Okay, let's go. *opens gate and goes through*

Jared: Wait, I have to get ammo! *runs inside house and comes back out with a box of rifle ammo* Alright, lets-a go!

*nobody waited*

Jared: Fine. *runs after everyone*

Ganado: *attacks Grage*

Grage: *uninterested look, kicks the scythe out of his hand and shoves it off the edge*

Kaian: That isn't how you kill, this is how you kill! Blonde guy! Shoot this guy in the head! *points at a ganado*

Leon: *turns and blasts it's head off, and it falls off the edge*

Grage: ...Don't tell me how to kill, I could do much worse than that without that stupid gun.

Kaian: Alright Mr. Long hair, let's see your horrible killing.

Sam: You're terrible at sarcasm. *starts shooting up a ganado* HAHAHA!! Look at it suffer!

Jared: *shoots a ganado's head off* Now I have to reload this thing. *starts reloading* Damn this thing takes long, cause you have to empty it and then you have to find the box of ammo and then you have to put it in the clip and push it in the gun and cut off the excess, perfect, I'm done.

Sam: Well that's what you get for buying a RIFLE. *shoots a ganado right off the edge and laughs maniacly as it falls off the edge* HAHAHAHA!!! *turns to another ganado coming towards her* TAKE THIS!! *pulls trigger, gun shoots two bullets and then...click click...click* Hmm...what the? *looks inside and pulls trigger* ...Ah crap. I see a bul- *BAM* OOCH!! *flies off the edge* AaaAagaHGAhgah!!

Jared: *shoots a ganado off the edge*

Kaian: Who has a handgun here?

Kari: Uh, um, I do!! *being cornered by a ganado* Sammy? *sees her falling to her doom* o.o" *holds gun up* Okay!! You're not going to like this! *shoots him in the face*

Kaian: *runs up to injured ganado, grabs him and breaks his neck* OH YEAH!

Kari: -.-" Okay, I'm fine then. ^^"

Sam: *is brought back up by Grage* Ow, ow, ow...my face, ow...taking too long to heal, owwwwww... *bleeding*

Grage: -___-" How did you shoot yourself in the face? WHY would you shoot yourself in the face??

Sam: Just shut up, it was an accident...hey, where's Leon?

Leon: *on a roof opening a box*

Sam: Oh, there he is... *face slowly healing up* Curse being only half vampire! Does it take this long for your wounds to heal, Grage?

Grage: ...Nope.

Sam: >.<" Well let's just go then, or he'll ditch us again. *runs to catch up to Leon*

Jared: *has to reload again* Dammit... *getting cornered*

*one of the ganados is shot in the back of the head, then another one*

Jared: *has no more ammo* CRAP!

*ganados that are cornering him are being shot down*

Jared: Screw this! *runs past them and follows Sam*

Kari: *shoots the ganados dead* There we go! Wow, never thought I'd be saying this about killing, but it's for saving someone, so okay, this is kind of fun!

Grage: *running past her, stops* ...Did you just say what I think you said?

Kari: Mmmaaaybe...uh...well, after Sam! *runs off*

Grage: ...*shrugs and starts running again*

Vlaid: Hey, wait up! *follows after them*

Sam: *is going along with Leon now when Kari and Grage and the others finally catch up* Okay, now where?

Leon: Well we need to find the other half of this thing.

Sam: *looks at it* Oh, that...Jared! Where do we find it?

Jared: Up that hill! *points*

Sam: Okay, let's go! *goes up the hill*

Leon: Right... *goes up the hill too along with everyone else*

Sam: So, is everyone still with us?

Jared: Yup.

Sam: Okay then...I need ammo, where do you find TMP ammo?

Jared: I dunno, where do you find rifle ammo?

Sam: -_-" Well, we're screwed. I'M protected however! *hides behind Grage*

Grage: *sweatdrop*

Kari: I think...I need ammo too...

Sam: Okay, but don't look into the barrel to confirm that, it is a BAD IDEA to do that!

Kari: Well of course it is.

Sam: -_-"

Jared: Which barrel? The red one or the...beige one?

Sam: I was talking about the barrel of the gun, you IDIOT.

Jared: Ohh, THAT barrel.

Sam: *sighs* Well I guess we'll find it somewhere...

Leon: *at the top of the hill and opening another box similar to the one he opened earlier*

Sam: Hey, you find it? *looks* Yup, you did, let's go! *runs back down the hill*

Jared: To over there! *points at a door on the other side of the valley*

Sam: Awwww it's so far away! *cries*

Grage: <.<" Oh come on.

Sam: *stops* Yeah, yeah, I know. Let's go! *runs off*

Leon: Hey, wait for the rest of us. *runs off with everyone else*

*a while later they arrive at the door*

Sam: Okay, now you place the halves of that thingy in there, and wala!

Leon: Mhm... *puts them in the door thing and it opens*

Sam: zomg.

Kari: So...what's in there?

Jared: A dusty trail, a garbage thingy, a couple of barrels, and double doors.

Kaian: And what's through the double doors?

Jared: More barrels, a door, four ganados, two glass windows, two people with dynamite and three people with normal thingys, another door, water, another door, a hallway, three more people, a water pit with fish in it, and a ladder that leads to Bitorez Mendez's house.

Leon: ...And...how do you know all this? o.O

Jared: ...Hi I'm Jared.

Sam: Nice to meet you.

Grage: >.>" Let's go. *starts walking*

Leon: Hey-! *everyone leaves him behind and he runs after them*

Sam: Laaalalalalala...lala...la...this dusty trail sure is boring.

Jared: Well it's dusty, I guess so.

Sam: *shrug* How long is it?

Jared: Right there. *points to double door*

Sam: Okay, let's a go!

*everyone gets to the double doors and they go through*

Sam: Okay, now for the...barrels? Oh boy! *goes up to them and breaks them*

Kaian: Can we go? I wanna get out of here.

Sam: Yeah, yeah, well it's going to be a while until we get that freak Ashley back, and that's when we can try to figure out why the portals aren't working.

Jared: *up against a cage* Hey, look at that! * points at a gold mask on a shelf*

Sam: *smashes self against cage* oooooooo!!!

Jared: There's only one way to get it though.

Sam: Do I have to die?

Jared: No you idiot, you have to go around!

Sam: ...Oh. Okay! *tries to go around* Hey! Oh wait...DAMN IT. I remember now. Well, let's go.

Jared: *shooting ganados up ahead with Leon*

Sam: Hey! I want to shoot some people! *runs past them to find more* Hey, there's no people here! *runs further and is joined by Kari and Grage and Vlaid* Where...?

Kari: Hey, a window!

Sam: Let's go through! *jumps through* ....AAAAGGH!!! SPLODEY STICKS!

*an explosion is heard*

Kari: o.o" Sammy?

Grage: Eh...let's go! *jumps through window*

Vlaid: Alright...come on then!

Kari: *jumps through the window after Vlaid and soon the others follow*

Sam: *alives* Okay, that's it, someone's going down! *whips out TMP* RAWWW- AHHHH!!! *dynamite hits her again and she explodes*

Grage: I'll take care of this... *goes over to the stupid guys throwing splodey sticks and hits them both in the back of the necks* You freaks! Die!! *jumps away as their dynamite explodes*

Vlaid: Ew... *looks at the chunks everywhere* Uh...

Jared: Stupid, stupid Sam.

Sam: *alives again* What was that? *smiles as she smacks him upside the head* It's not nice to talk about dead people like that, you know. Let's go!

Jared: And you wanted to bring her back with magic. *points at Grage and continues on*

Grage: ...Eh? *shrugs and goes along with Vlaid*

Leon: What is with these people...? *shakes head and goes along with them*

A few minutes later everyone arrived at the ladder that lead to Mendez's house...and I got the gold mask, so HA!

Jared: Well, here we are. Let's go. *starts climbing up the ladder*

Sam: w00t! *climbs up and so does everyone else, then she looks at Kaian* Hey! You're not wearing a skirt anymore!

Kaian: Obviously...I stole these from one of those idiot villagers

Sam: I can see that... *pokes pants that are baggy and bloody* Anywaaay...let's go! Where to! Where to!?

Jared: Up the path! *points to path that leads to a house*

Sam: Oh, okay. Hey, that house! Is that...that dude's house...?

Jared: Yup. Okay let's go. *goes ahead*

Sam: Alrighty! *runs over to get in and runs into a trip bomb and chunks set off all the bear traps lying around*

Kaian: *starts laughing*

Grage: ...When is she going to LEARN?

Kari: *sigh* I...don't know...

Vlaid: She's a little impulsive, isn't she? Meh. *walks in the house thing followed by the others*

Grage: She'll be back...at least we don't have to worry about those bear traps anymore... *steps in one that wasn't set off* OW FUCK DAMMIT ALL!!

Jared: That's what you get for experimenting. *goes to house*

Grage: *pries beartrap off leg and tosses it away* What do you mean, "experiment"? You stupid little... *grumbles and follows everyone*

Sam: *alives and reappears* Allo! What did I miss?

Vlaid: Um...Grage stepped in a beartrap, and...yeah that's about it.

Sam: You DID!? PAAAHAHAHAHAH- okay, I'm done. *walks off*

Grage: >.>"

*they go upstairs and get to a weird puzzle thingy*

Sam: .................I don't get it.

Leon: Hn... *goes up to it and starts doing stuff*

Jared: No, you're supposed to roll it up, then to the left.

Leon: Like this? *does so, and the door opens* ...Alright, guess that answers my question...how did you know? *raises eyebrow*

Jared: ...Uhh, nevermind that, times a factor let's go!

Sam: Hey, wait! *goes to a bookcase* Jared, where's that key?

Jared: Oh yeah. *goes to an opened box on a shelf and gets a key* Right here, lets go.

Leon: ... *shrugs and opens the door slightly and hears voices from downstairs, goes further to find out what they're saying*

Sam: * jumps forward in slow motion* Nnnnnnnnnnooooooooooo- *smacks into the doorframe*

Leon: *turns around and gets choked by Chief Mendez*

Mendez: * lifts him in the air and looks at Leon's eyes and throws him to the ground* Hmmmm....It seems that you carry the same blood as us. Nevertheless, you're an outsider, just remember, if you become unpleasant to our eyes, you will suffer severe consequences. *walks away*

Leon: *recovering* What? Same blood?

Grage: *trying to wake Sam up and looks into the hallway* What the hell was that all about?

Leon: Be damned if I know...

Sam: Uhh....COOKIES!?

Grage: ...Nnnooo Sam, we have to go now...wake up. *pokes her*

Sam: ...Chili fries....with gravy...mmmmmm...

Grage: o.O" Oh, screw this then. *picks her up and walks out into the hallway where everyone's waiting*

Kari: Is she okay? o.o

Grage: She'll be fine. Let's go.

Jared: *walking down stairs* Look at that picture, it's a church.

Sam: ...Saddlawr!

Grage: No Sam. Shut up.

Sam: Aww...

Kaian: Huh...didn't think she could get anymore retarded than before...

Grage: *trips him down the stairs*

Jared: Yeah no kidding.

Grage: *reaches bottom of stairs, puts Sam down, throws Jared over his shoulder, goes back upstairs and tosses him down*

Jared: *smashes into Kaian at the bottom*

Sam: *snaps out of it and looks at Jared and Kaian, and then slowly looks at Grage who's coming down the stairs* ...Was that really neccesary?

Leon: *busy doin what he's supposed to be doing*

Kaolla: *stomach growls* I'm huuungry, Kaian!!

Kaian: *gets up* What?

Kaolla: Oooh, a kitchen!! *flies in*

Sam: *blinks, then eyes widen, and she jumps forward slow motion to the kitchen* Nnnnnoooooooooo- *smack into the wall*

Kari: Sammy! You're giving yourself concussions. *shakes head*

Jared: You're such a moron.

Sam: *gets up and looks at Jared all regenerator evil like* ...What?

Jared: Nothing. *points at Grage* And you wanted to bring her back with magic. *walks into kitchen*

Grage: ...What? o.O

Kaolla: *in kitchen, opens oven and sees an egg inside and gasps* O.O FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!

*a chainsaw is heard starting up along with yelling outside*

Sam: ...Oh, perfect.

Kari: Eep!! Sammy, a chainsaw person!! *takes Sam and drags her behind Grage* PROTECT HER!!

Dr. Salvador: *saws through the door and busts in followed by ganados*

Kari: And me too! Protect me!! *jumps behind Sam and Grage*

Sam: Kari, you have a gun. Hey, where'd mine go?

Vlaid: These things sure are funny, how do you work them? *looking at the TMP*

Sam: I swear I had it, AHH!!! *is thrown across the room with Kari by Grage*

Grage: Get out of here then!

Sam: But I caaaan't!

Vlaid: *looks into barrel of gun* Iiinteresting...now how- hey, what's this? *pulls trigger*

Grage: *slicing a ganado apart and a lot of shooting is heard*

Jared: What the hell was that? *shoots Dr. Salvador with the rifle*

Grage: I'll take care of this freak... *slashes chainsaw guy (*coughDr.Salvadorcough*) with his claws and manages to claw his hand off* HA!!

Salvador: *drops chainsaw and it starts cutting up Jared's foot*

Jared: AH BLOODY FUCKIN HELL!

Kaian: What are you, British? *hatchet flies into his head*

Sam: Okay, okay, I'm feeling useless here, where's my damn gun!? *kicks a ganado away* These things are heavy! Argh!

Kari: *shooting them in the head* I'm kind of getting the hang of this!! *shoots a ganado's head again and it explodes* ...Ewww!!

Jared: *on the ground bleeding* I think they're all gone.

Grage: *pauses in stomping on Dr. Salvador and looks around* Hey, what do ya know...

Leon: Alright, we should go now...

Sam: Okay, let's go then...wait, first, is everyone here and alive? Role call! Leon, you're fine. Grage?

Grage: Yup.

Sam: Jared?

Jared: ...........uh..........huh.........

Sam: *looks at Jared on the floor with a severe foot injury* ...Uh...well hey, that'll heal soon enough, if your powers have kicked in yet...and...oh, I dunno...can I still bring out the sword here? *tries* ... *can't* ...Damn. Anyway...um...Kari's fine, let's see, Kaian?

Kaian: What?

Sam: Okay, Kaolla?

Kaolla: *munching on egg*

Kaian: Hey, I asked you what you wanted!

Sam: And I told you very clearly that I am doing role call, damn it! Now shut up. Kaolla is here, and...wait a minute...was Seth, dead already, or...ah well he'll be back sometime or other, Vlaid? Vlaid, are you here? ...Vlllaaaaaaiiiiiid?

Grage: o.O Vlaid?

Sam: Where did he go?

Kari: *screeches*

Sam and Grage: WHAT!? *look at her*

Kari: I um...I found...Vlaid...and Sammy's gun...

Sam: Oh really? Cause I need that you know, and- OH MY GOOOODDDD!!!!

Grage: What? *looks over* ... ... ... HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK!?

Sam: Um...how do we... *nudges Vlaid with foot* ...Fix this?

Kaian: Hey! If you guys are done, we're going now! *goes out door*

Sam: Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no! *runs in circles* What do we dooooooooo!?

Jared: I dunno, but I'll see you guys later. *starts dragging himself out door*

Sam: *takes deep breath* Okay! I got it!

Grage: *standing very still and looking at Vlaid all dead like on the floor* ...What?

Sam: We, we have to take him with us! And when we get back to our realm, we can heal him with the sword and he'll be fine! We just have to make sure his body isn't ground into dust or anything that would lose his head or anything. Yeah, that'll work! Heh...heh...aww...I hope so anyway, and we don't have much choice anyway...

Grage: ...Okay. *throws Vlaid's unmoving body over his shoulder and walks out the door* I won't let anything happen.

Sam: Greeaaat! Let's go. *follows him with Kari*

Jared: *still dragging on the ground* This is hard, come on you stupid foot, heal!

Sam: *goes over and pokes his foot* ...To shreds, you say?

Jared: Yeah, now how do you heal this?

Sam: Well, it's healing now! It just takes a while...give it...ten minutes.

Jared: Alrighty. *continues*

Sam: Where are we going now?

Jared: Back to the village.

Sam: Eh guh! Awwww! I don't want to go back there!

Jared: TOO BAD. Anyway, just run right through it, to the place where all those villagers went through!

Sam: ...The bingo hall?

Jared: Yeah, to the bingo hall!

Sam: Wooooooooo! *runs off*

Jared: Guhh, I'll be right there. Dammit! This is all your fault! *points at Grage*

Grage: How is it MY fault? You're the one who was in my way. *shoves past him still holding Vlaid and follows Sam*

Jared: *mocking voice* you're the one who was in my way. YEAH?! WELL YOU WERE THE ONE WHO CUT OFF HIS ARM!

Kari: *walking by* Actually, it was his hand. Sammy! Wait for me! *runs off*

Jared: Whatever, same thing.

AT THE VILLAGE...DUN Dun dunnn....