Well one day for no reason at all, Sam and friends suddenly appeared on a boat in the middle of the ocean.

Sam: Well this is weird.
Seto: Yup.
*boats explodes and everyone dies*

THE END

Sam: *sits up in bed* Well, that was a strange dream. *shrugs* Ehhh...well, time to get up now anyway. *gets up*
Jared: *barges in* SAM! GET UP!! GARRRRR!!!
Sam: I AM getting up. >.>" What do you want?
Jared: I dunno.
Sam: Well then, you mind leaving? I'm getting dressed.
Jared: You got it. *leaves*
*few minutes later, Sam goes downstairs*
Sam: Okay, all dressed. Now what the hell did you want? *points at Jared* And what the hell is everyone doing here? *looks at everyone*
Announcer: We're always here.
Sam: You aren't everyone! Shut up. Go away! No one likes you.
Announcer: *sniffles* Okay... *leaves*
Sam: *looks at Seto* Aren't you supposed to be at work? >.>"
Seto: *sighs* Sam, I've decided to make up for what I did before by coming here with a surprise!
Sam: A surprise? What kind of surprise? You weren't selling more of my things on E-bay, were you?
Seto: No, no...no...I wanted to do something for you.
Sam: Like what? *raises eyebrow at everyone in the room* And what do all of them have to do with it?
Seto: Well, since you seem to like spending time with all these people, I booked a cruise for us all today. If you're interested, that is...
Sam: A cruise? You mean...a boat trip? On a boat? On the ocean? o.o"
Jared: That's where all the cruises are.
Sam: I've never even seen an ocean before! And I don't like what I've seen in them on TV. >.>"
Seto: *rolls eyes* Well we're not going SWIMMING. Not in the ocean anyway, there's a pool on the boat/yacht/whatever you want to call it.
Sam: Oh. Well, when you put it that way! *hugs him* Thanks Seto! Putting up with my emo-ness and these idiots for me! =D
Seth: *runs down stairs* I DID IT!
Sam: *looks at Seth* What? Really? You sent the monkeys to Mars with no complications!? =D
Seth: No actually, they exploded in the atmosphere, but that's not it, I fixed Kaian! Jared! That purple thing you gave me worked!
Sam: Aww, my monkeys.
Seto: *weird look*
Kari: *walks in the front door with the twins and Ryou* Sorry we're late!
Kaian: *walks down stairs* GUESS WHO'S BACK!?
Jared: Who?
Sam: My poor, poor monkeys...
Kaian: Me! I'm back!
Jared: *stares at Kaian for like, twenty minutes* HEY! You're back!
Sam: Oh, hey Kaian! *pets Johnson on the head* Don't worry, Johnson. We'll get more monkeys.
Johnson the Blue Monkey: Hoo-HWAH! *disappears*
Kaian: Well whatever, what's going on?
Sam: Seto booked us a boat trip! W00t! When are we leaving anyway?
Bill: *stomps downstairs* STARS!
Sam: Oh em gee, hi Bill! Oh! Can he meet Bob now!? *looks at Jared*
Jared: I dunno, ask him/it.
Seto: o.O *looks up at Bill* What the hell is that?
Jared: Bill.
Sam: He's a Nemesis. ^^ AKA monster thing. Yup! =D
Seto: Knowing you makes my life just that much more a freak show, Sam.
Sam: Don'tcha love it? ^^ Hey Bill! You have the same name as Samwise's pony. But other than that, hey, do you want to meet Bob?
Bill: STARS! (Who?)
Sam: Was that a yes? I think that was a yes. Oh, and Bob isn't blue anymore for some reason. Anyways... *makes Bob appear*
Bob: DOOM.
Bill: STARS! (So, you're Bob.)
Bob: DOOM!
Bill: STARS! (I'm Bill)
Bob: *points at Bill* DOOM!!!
Bill: *points gun at Bob* STARS! (No, you're going down)
Bob: *raises very dangerous looking machete like thing* DOOM!!
Bill: *raises rocket launcher in other arm* STARS! (You wanna go bitch?!)
Bob: *raises one handed chainsaw in the other hand* DOOOM!!
Sam: For some reason, I have a bad feeling about this.
Jared: I think we'd better get one of them outta here before something happens.
Sam: Um, yeah! *makes Bob disappear back into her soul room* Hey...there's something I don't get...
Kaian: So what else is new?
Jared: What?
Sam: Well see, Hollie made Seto and Seth and Hikaru a part of my mind link yesterday, and Seto went and SNOOPED IN MY SOUL ROOM- *glares at him* so...why didn't Bob attack him? o.O
Jared: I don't know.
Kari: Maybe it's because he knows you like Seto very much and he'd be melted down in an instant if he did anything to him?
Sam: ...I have no idea...ANYWAY! When are we going already?
Jared: Let's go right now.
Seto: Yeah...Roland's been in the limo outside for quite a while now...
Sam: Is there air conditioning? If there isn't, you might want to put an ad out...
Kaian: Who'd want to work for this guy?
Samaya: ...I just got a job at Kaiba Corp. today...
Kaian: As what? A door greeter?
Samaya: ... >.>"
Sam: *points and laughs*
Samaya: Shut up! It's easier and pays a hell of a lot more than YOUR crappy job!! Dumpster painter!
Sam: Yeah? Well you're a...a fish monger!
Samaya: o.O
Seto: Ahem...if everyone's ready? *at the door*
Jared: Yeah, come on guys, let's-a go.
Sam: Okay doku! *grabs purse and runs out to limo*
Everyone: *follows*
Sam: *sitting in limo next to Seto* Hi Mokuba! So, who IS all here anyway? Let's see, me, Seto, Kari, Ryou, Amane and Amon, Seth, Samaya, baby Kaian, Jared, Kaian, Matthew, Seth, Kaolla, Kaiolla, baby Samaya, Geri, and...and...that's it? ...Hey, where are Grage and Vlaid?
Jared: Does anyone really care?
Sam: Oh shut up. Just because YOU don't like them doesn't mean they can't be here. Besides, he's my yami, he has to be here! And Vlaid too! Because...Vlaid is...Vlaid. There we go.
Jared: I see.
Sam: Okay then. *contacts Grage through mind link and tells him to get over there*
*portal opens and Grage and Vlaid come through a few moments later*
Grage: Hey Sam. *glares at Seto*
Jared: YOU. *looks at Grage*
Grage: *looks over* What? ...Who the fuck are you?
Sam: ...Grage? That's Jared. My brother? Yeah.
Grage: ...Oh, THAT thing. Yeah whatever.
Kaian: Are we moving or what?
Sam: Of course we're moving. You idiot, can't you tell? Well, I guess not since the windows are tinted black back here, but still! Are we there yet?
Seto: Sam, we're going to the airport first. In case you haven't noticed, you don't live very close to any oceans.
Sam: I sort of do! But not really. Oh joy, I get to fly again! =D
Geri: If we're gonna fly to whatever ocean we're going to, then...I'll see you all there! *blasts off through roof of limo*
Kari: But Geri! You don't even know where it is! Come baaack!
Jared: Well no one goes for a cruise in the Atlantic Ocean.
Sam: But will she find the boat we're going to be on?
Seto: It has my company logo on it, I think it'll be obvious...
Sam: But she doesn't know where it's- Is it...is parked the right word? I don't know. Well, whatever, knowing her, she'll be there way before us somehow.
Jared: This means we're going to B.C.? Right?
Seto: Yes, that'd be it.
Sam: So...we're going on a cruise...on a ship...that is located past mountains, which we'll fly over, and land at an assumingly non-existent airport, and board the ship, which is at a port which also probably doesn't exist? O.o
Jared: I...guess?
Seto: -_-" It's a private jet, Sam, don't worry about where we'll land.
Kaian: Yeah, shut up.
Sam: Wow, Kaian, I didn't know you knew how to translate Seto speech! O=
Seto: I was not telling her to shut up. >.>"
Sam: Well, whatever. Shouldn't we be at the airport by NOW?
Jared: Nnnnooooo.
*limo screeches to a halt*
Sam: *flies across the seats into everyone sitting across from her, and for some reason, is the only person who did so*
Seto: ...We're here.
Grage: No shit, IDIOT.
Kaian: *looks at Sam* PAH HAHA! What an idiot!
Sam: *looks up* Hi Kaian.
Kaian: Shut up. *gets out*
Sam: *falls onto the floor of the limo* Ouch. Off I go! *gets out of the limo with everyone else*
Seto: Alright, the jet's this way. *leads them all to a private jet with the Kaiba Corp. logo on the side*
Kaian: And, how fast does this thing go?
Seto: Approximately 750 miles an hour.
Kaian: I see.

*door of jet is opened and everyone goes in*

Seto: Okay, let's get going. *walks into the cockpit*
Sam: *giggles at stupid immature thoughts*
Kari: I hope these guys will be okay... *strapping the twins into their seats*
Ryou: I'm sure they'll be fine. ^^
Grage: *sits down* So...how does this thing work, anyway? It's a giant hunk of metal.
Jared: It makes you fly!
Grage: >.>" Well, I knew that! I meant how does it fly?
Jared: *explains everything confusing and complicated about how a plane flies* And THAT'S...how a plane flies.
Sam: *lying dead on the floor with an exploded brain*
Grage: Oh.
Vlaid: Interesting... *looks out window*
*jet starts up*
Sam: *alives* We're leaving! Is everyone in their seats!?!?
Grage: You're not.
Sam: Oh. OH CRAP!! *jet takes off and she flies to the back and smashes into the wall*
Kaian: *looks at her* What an idiot.
Sam: Ouch. Shut up, Kaian. *manages to get up and get into a seat*
Kaian: Why huh? Who's gonna kill me?
Sam: I'll kill you if you don't shut up. Or I can just knock you out, and Seth here can "fix" you again! How would you like THAT, HUH!! KAIANA!!
Kaian: *shuts up*
Sam: That's right. *puts seatbelt on*
*few hours later, they arrive at their destination*
Jared: *takes belt off and stands up, but falls down right away*
Sam: What the crap? Your legs asleep? *does the exact same thing* ...Ow.
Grage: ... *pokes his leg* My leg feels fine. *takes belt off, gets up and steps on his other leg and falls down* AGH!!
Vlaid: o.O *pokes both of his legs* ...Mine feels kind of tingly, but I think I can walk...I'll just wait until this tingly feeling stops.
Sam: *gets up* Gah...mine are a little bit tingly too...ah, but it's going away now.
Jared: *gets up too* Yeah, mine are fine now. *walks to jet door and opens it, steps out and falls to the ground* AHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Sam: *walks over to the open door and looks at Jared lying on the ground yelling* You okay? Baka!
Jared: I think so.
Vlaid: ...The tingles aren't going away...
Kari: Wuh-ohs, you have the tingly things! Don't worry, they'll go away soon...but, they are going to tingle a LOT before then...just try not to move. ^^ *goes to the door* Where are the stairs at?
Seto: *walks out and over to the door* They're right there. *points at Roland who's rolling them over*
Sam: Man Roland, you must have a damn high freaking pay cheque! Doing every little thing...
Kaian: *staring at Roland* And how did he get here before us?
Sam: Uh...the helicopter? That one? Right there? Speaking of, why didn't we come in a helicopter? *looks at Seto*
Seto: Because I felt like using the jet. This one's new.
Sam: Oh. Okay then.
*stairs are put up to the jet and they go down*
Grage: *looks around* So where to now?
Jared: *gets up* We go to the docks.
Sam: Yup! Hey, where's Vlaid?
Kari: ...Uh...I think...I'll go back and check on him! *goes back into the jet*
Grage: o.O Why?
Sam: *shrug* Who knows.
Jared: Hmm...I forgot Geri left, where do you think she is?
Seto: How should I know? If she finds us, she finds us.
Jared: I wasn't asking you Mr. Moneybags.
Seto: Your answer would have been vaguely the same from anyone, so shut up and let's go. *walks off to another limo, which is somehow the same limo they went to the airport in*
Jared: I see. Well then, let's go.
Sam: Alright! *runs to the limo with Mokuba*
Everyone else: *goes to limo and gets in*
Sam: Okay, is everyone here?
Jared: I think so.
Sam: Yey!
*limo drives off to the docks*
Sam: *gets out of limo and looks at the docks, then up* ...Wow...that's...uh, some boat. o.o"
Jared: *looks at it* I've seen bigger on a cereal box.
Sam: >.>" Cereal boxes don't have boats on them! What are you, an idiot? Wait, never mind.
Jared: I think so. Anyway, how do you get on this thing?
Sam: Uh, hello? Ramp thing? *points to a ramp leading to an open door on the side of the ship*
Seto: Okay, let's get going. *walks with Sam onto the boat and everyone follows after them*
Jared: Okay then. *walks on*

*on zee ship*

Seto: *leads everyone to the deck up above*
Geri: *lying on a beach chair under an umbrella* Nice ship you got here. What took you so long?
Sam: Well, sorry we can't fly at a million miles an hour.
Grage: ...I've never tried to fly a million miles an hour...
Geri: And you never will.
Grage: Don't see the point, unless I really had to...meh. *shrug*
Sam: Anyhoot! What now?
Seto: Now, the ship is leaving the docks.
Sam: And we do what now?
Seto: We enjoy ourselves. That's what I brought you out here for. If you need anything, check your rooms. *assigns the rooms*
Sam: Oh joy! ...How long is this little cruise going to be, anyway? o.O
Seto: Not that long...I'm sure we all have places to be, after all... *looks at the group* ...Well, some of us.
Kaian: Yeah, me and Kaolla have places to be, right? We gotta lot of days to catch up on. Where's our room?
Jared: Do I even want to know what you're gonna do?
Kaian: Shut up.
Jared: You got it Joe.
Seto: ...Go with Mokuba, he'll show you where the rooms are... *hands him the key*
Kaian: Kay then. Come on Kaolla. *walks with Kaolla after Mokuba down the hall*
Sam: Anyways...what now?
Jared: I dunno.
*ship starts leaving the port*
Sam: ...So...who's driving this thing?
Jared: Yeah what the hell?
Seto: Roland.
Sam: o.O Man, is there anything that guy can't do? How much does he get paid for all this? What are you gonna do after he dies!?
Seto: ...I've yet to reach a decision about that.
Sam: Well it better be good. Frick.
Jared: I'm bored, do you have any checkers or something?
Seto: >.>" If you're bored, go swimming or something. There's a game room down that hall too. *points*
Jared: *looks around* Speaking of which, where's Matthew?
Sam: ...Matthew came with us? *tries to remember the limo count*
Jared: Yeah, he did, I think.
Sam: Oh...well I don't know where he is, maybe he fell off the boat and died a horrible death. *shrugs*
Jared: Maybe...
Matthew: I'm right here, you MORONS.
Sam: Oh, hi Matthew! I'm bored, I'm going to go sleep or someth-
Seto: No, you're not.
Sam: I'm not? Aww...
Seto: ... *sigh* Come on. *takes her hand and leads her down a hallway somewhere*
Jared: Where's this game room!?
Seto: *walking past with Sam* In there. *points to a door*
Jared: *runs through the doorway*
Room: *full of like...every game system and game known to anyone and everything*
Jared: ... *hyperventilates* Oh my GOD!!
Sam: *from hallway* Man, you should have a warning sign on the door for game freaks, ya know? He's going to have a seizure and foam at the mouth or something...
Jared: *looks at all of the games* Mario Party 1 2 3 4 5 6 7, Burnout,. Need For Speed, Tony Hawk, Goldeneye? Cripes! Where the hell?
Sam: *runs into the room* I'm sorry Seto, I have to look! *starts digging through games* Cool! EVERYthing's here! *looks over* Hey, DDR! *pokes machine* I'll have to come back here again! Anyhoot. *runs back out the room to Seto*
Jared: Pikmin, Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Super Smash Brothers, Resident Evil, Eternal Darkness, A billion Final Fantasy games? *dies of overshock*
Seth: *walks in room and sees Jared lying on the floor* Are you okay?
Jared: S-s-so many games...
Seth: *walks up to him* Are you?
Jared: SSsssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooo maaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnyyyy, gaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmeeessssssss...
Sam: *runs out to the back of the ship where the pool is in a bathing suit* Fweeeeeeeeee!! *jumps in and splashes Samaya who's on a beach chair*
Samaya: HEY!! *coughs*
Geri: Did any of you see Jared...or Seth? Or Matthew?
Sam: *surfaces* Whassat?
Geri: Jared, Seth, and Matthew, did you see them at all?
Sam: Oh... *floats on back* Well, Jared's probably spasming and foaming at the mouth in the game room down the hall, and I have no idea where Seth and Matthew are.
Geri: I see...hmm...I think I might know where Matthew is. *walks away into hall*
Sam: Okay then...hey Grage, come in the pool! You too Vlaid, geez, aren't you guys like...melting? You're all in black.
Grage: ...Nooo...I'm not... *shifty eyes*
Vlaid: I'll go in! But I don't have anything to swim in...
Grage: You don't need-
Sam: Shut up, Grage. There are children around! *throws a random sponge at him*
Grage: AGH!! *sponged*
Vlaid: -_-" Well I'm sure there's something in our room... *takes Grage to find the room*
Sam: Okay then. ^^" What about...anyone else? Am I going to be the only one in here? Oh joy, the whole pool to myself, paha! You all suck! You all- AAHHHHHH!!!! *swims away as Seto dives off the high diving board*
Kari: *comes out onto deck thing with Ryou and the babies* We're coming in too! ^^
Amane and Amon: *have little floaty things around their waists*
Sam: Awwww... that's cute.
Geri: *returns* Just as I thought. I found him in the one place I thought he'd be.
Sam: What, where was he?
Geri: Seth's in the games room, he really wants to get out of there, but Jared won't let him because of the two player games in there.
Sam: Oh. But aren't there...a lot of other one player games? o.O
Geri: Yeah.
Sam: Oh...then why- AGH! *gets pulled under the water*
Samaya: *laughs*
Geri: ...Okay then, I'm gonna go look for Matthew now. *leaves*
Sam: *resurfaces and coughs* Heyyy!
Seto: *surfaces behind her* What? *smirk*
Sam: <.<" Eh...you butthead.
Seto: Not my fault you weren't paying attention... *swims away*
Kari: *comes over with Amane* Look, Amane, Aunty Sam is here!
Ryou: *also comes over with Amon* Heh, they like the water, don't they?
Amon: *splashing happily* ... *splashes Amane*
Amane: *splashes back
Kari: Yup, they do! ^^
Sam: They're adorable! *looks around* Where the crud? Wasn't Geri just here?
Kari: Yeah, she went to look for Matthew.
Sam: Oh...wonder what for?
Kari: *shrug* Who knows.
Elsewhere...
Jared: Come on dammit! You suck!
Seth: Can I leave n-
Jared: NO! You're gonna stay here until your hands bleed.
Seth: But they hurt.
Jared: Well are they bleeding?
Seth: No, but they feel like they are.
Jared: You're not leaving until they bleed! MWAH HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Seth: o.O T.T Aww...

Elsewhere...again...

Kaian: Felt strange without a tree didn't it? *comes out of his room* I think THAT went pretty well. *looks beside him and sees Matthew* Matthew? What the HELL are you doing here?
Matthew: ...Uhhh...I was...looking for something...yeah...I was looking for...*starts looking at the walls and sees a picture of corn* this picture of corn! Yup, that's some mighty fine corn, heh heh.
Kaian: I know when you're lying. You liar.
Geri: *runs down hall* There he is!
Matthew: What do you want?
Geri: I just wanted to know where everyone is. And I found you, outside of Kaian's...room...were you doing what I think you were doing?
Matthew: What? Looking for this picture of corn? *rips it off the wall* Yeah that's what I was doing. *looks around* I uhh...gotta go now. *flees*
Wall: *starts bleeding*
Geri: o.O Okay then. Well then...I'll see you later...Kaian. *takes off*
Kaian: Stupid Matthew. *goes back into room*

Back at the pool...

Sam: *floating around all bored like* Soooo...what's...happenin?
Kari: I don't know. But the babies are having fun!
*Baby Kaian is also in the pool now*
Sam: Huh...hey...where are Kaian's kids? o.O
Samaya: *also in pool now* How should I know? ...Didn't he go off with his girlfriend and...yeah, what did he do with his kids?
Kaiolla: We're right here. *holding Samaya...somehow*
Sam: There you are! ...Man, you're a weird kid, you know that Kaiolla?
Kaiolla: No, you're weird, you idiot.
Sam: But you're...you're not even one year old yet, are you? o.O
Kaiolla: I'm almost. Now shut up.
Baby Kaian: *points at Sam* Baka!
Sam: T.T
Kari: *looks at Samaya* I know you don't like her that much, but was teaching him that really necessary?
Samaya: ...Yes. *snickers and takes Kaian to the other side of the pool*
Sam: ...Okay then...hey! Where the HELL are Grage and Vlaid?
Kari: o.O I don't know.
Sam: Wait...they must have found their room.
Kari: What does that have to do with anything?
Sam: Well, considering Grage.
Kari: *silent for a moment* ...Ohhhh...oh. O.o
Ryou: ...Didn't need to hear that.
Sam: Sorry.
Kaian & Kaolla: *walk out onto deck*
Kaian: What did I miss?
Baby Kaian: *points at Sam* BAKA!
Kaian: That's right.
Sam: T.T Hey...
Baby Kaian: *stares at Kaian* ...Baka?
Kaian: Nnnnooooo.
Baby Kaian: *still looking at him* ...Uckle?
Kaian: Don't know what the hell you just said but...okay.
Samaya: *smiles* He's trying to say "uncle".
Baby Kaian: Uckle! *points at Kaian* Uckle! *points at Ryou* Uckle! *points at Seto*
Sam: Ha, that's cute. ^^
Baby Kaian: *points at Kari* ...Anny! *points at Kaolla* Anny! *points at Sam* Baka!
Sam: ...Ahhhhh! T.T
Kaian: This kid's funny, what's his name?
Samaya: -___- >.>" His name is Kaian. You should know that by now.
Kaian: Kaian? ...Okay then, whatever.
Samaya: *goes to the edge of the pool with baby Kaian* And...these are your daughters, hm?
Kaian: ...Yeah.
Samaya: ^^ They're beautiful. Hello there! *looks at Kaiolla*
Kaiolla: Shove it, slut bag! *walks away*
Samaya: O.o
Sam: *bursts out laughing*
Samaya: *slowly looks at Kaian* What have you been teaching that poor child!?
Sam: He hasn't been doing much of anything, she...odd. And I think her mind was sped up...she almost reminds me of Lydia. Yup.
Samaya: >.>" You've been setting a bad example, huh? *looks at Kaian*
Kaian: Nah, she just learns these words from Jared and them.
Sam: *coughLIARcough*
Kaian: *throws a brick at Sam*
Sam: Why are there bricks on a sh- *bricked*
Kari: Sammy! Hey! >.>"
Seto: Don't throw those!
Sam: *alives* You freak! *chucks a sponge at him*
Kaian: *sponged*
Sam: ...What's with the random sponges floating around here anyway?
Seto: ...I don't know.
Sam: ...Huh.
Kaian: *has sponge in hand* You throw like a girl.
Sam: I am a girl.
Sponge: *deflates for no apparent reason*
Kaian: *throws the sponge at the speed of sound...how a deflated sponge can be thrown at the speed of sound, we shall never know.
Sponge: *flies off the ship into the ocean through a shark and it skips off into the horizon*
Sam: ...That was weird. Kind of reminds me of my dream last night.
Kari: You mean that one where the ship explodes?
Sam: Yeah...
Kari: How did that remind you of it? O.o
Sam: ...I don't know...
Kaian: That must've been one stupid dream.
Sam: Kinda, sorta. Hey...maybe that's what made me think of it! *points to dark, scary looking clouds coming in*
Kaian: *looks at them* Maybe...
Kari: ...Those don't look very good.
Seto: Oh damn it... *gets out of the pool* I'll be right back... *runs off*
Matthew: *walks in and sees Kaian there* Oh crap! *runs off*
Kaian: That sounded like...Matthew! *runs after him*
Clouds: *moving in all ominous like, thunder sounds in the distance*
Sam: ...Uh...I think I'm gonna get dressed now... *gets out of pool and runs off to room*
Kari: Yeah, us too. *gets out of pool with Ryou and their kids and they run off*
Kaolla: *gets Samaya from Kaiolla* come on let's go inside. *walks away*
Kaiolla: *looks at Samaya* *mouths the words "slut bag" before leaving*
Samaya: >.>" *sigh* Well, guess we better go too, Kaian. Let's see if daddy is feeling any better! *takes baby Kaian and walks off*
Pool: *cold and alone*

In zee game room...

Jared: Are your hands bleeding yet?
Seth: No. But I think yours are.
Jared: *hands are getting bloody* Nonsense. *looks at them* OH MY GOD!
Mokuba: *pokes head in door* Hey, there are people in here! Cool, I can face off against someone! *looks at Jared* You're Sam's brother, right? Why don't we play...uh...hey, your hands are kind of...yeah... o.O
Jared: That may be so, but I will continue! *flings hand into air and blood flies everywhere*
Mokuba: *blood spattered* ...Uh...there are bandages in here, you know. *goes and opens a cupboard and gets bandages out*
Jared: *looking at his hands, not concentrating on the game* Who knew hands could bleed.
Seth: I WON!
Jared: WHAT?! *looks at screen* NNOOOOOOOOO!!! *puts hands to face* I LOST!! *drags them down face*
Mokuba: *sweatdrop* ...Um...here. *puts bandages on Jared's hands* Now you won't be getting blood everywhere. And uh, you got a bunch on your face too.
Jared: What? *pulls a mirror out of nowhere and looks at self* AH!!!
Mokuba: Never mind that, let's play some Super Smash Brothers Brawl!!
Jared: Brawl? It hasn't even been released yet, and I'm not familiar with the Wii controller.
Mokuba: *holds it up* It's not released to the public yet, but hey, me and Seto ARE the president and vice president of a gaming corporation! As for the controller, you can practice using it before we fight for real. *hands him controller*
Jared: The way you bandaged my hands though, they're like mittens, I can't play in mittens! *takes the bandages off to see that his hands are completely healed* o.O What the? *looks at Mokuba* ...MAGICK BANDAGES!?
Mokuba: O.o No...
Jared: *thinks for a second or two* Oh right...I&#8217;m half vampire...
Mokuba: ...Okay then. Well, this means you can play! *sets up practice mode* Choose your person!
Jared: *chooses Pikachu* Alright, I'm ready.
Mokuba: *chooses a stage* Okay, you're just facing a computer for now then...
Jared: Then? Then what?
Mokuba: Now you figure out the controller options! If you need help with that, you can look at this! *gives him booklet*
Jared: Kay dokes.
*lightning flashes*
Jared: *looks outside window* What the hell was that?
Mokuba: Lightning. *looks out window* Hm...That doesn't look good. *gets up* I'm going to go see what's up, you keep practicing! *leaves*
Jared: You got it.

IN THE CONTROL ROOM...THING...

Seto: Why didn't we see this earlier!? Didn't you check the weather in advance? Why weren't you keeping tabs on changes!?
Roland: I'm...sorry, sir...I was so busy with everything else, and I forgot!
Seto: ... *eye twitches* You...FORGOT!? You don't "forget" to do things around here Roland, that is a rookie mistake! You-
Mokuba: *knocks on the door and pokes his head in* Uh...Seto? Everything alright in here? O.o
Seto: *grits teeth* No Mokuba, everything is not alright in here, this incompetent IDIOT here forgot to check the weather and now we're headed into a storm zone we won't be able to avoid even if we tried!
Mokuba: ...Oh.
Sam: *barges in* SETO!! *surveys the scene* ...Why are you yelling at Roland?
Mokuba: ...He forgot to check the weather station.
Sam: ...That's it?
Mokuba: And now we're going into a storm zone.
Sam: Oh...are we all gonna die?
Mokuba: ...Um...I don't think so.
Sam: Then... *looks at Seto* WHY are you yelling at Roland?
Seto: *sighs* Because no employee of mine should be making stupid mistakes like that!
Sam: Thus explaining why I could never, ever work for you. =D
Seth: *barges in* What's going on? I heard lightning.
Spider: Your mom's going on!
Sam: O.o
Spider: *asplodes*
Spider guts: YOUR MOM
Sam: ...Anyway...yeah...Seth, we're hitting some bad weather...lightning occurs...during bad weather...you dolt.
Seth: I see.
Sam: So...we can't avoid a little rain, big deal, we stay inside, it's a big ship, right?
Seth: Lightning? Wind? Rain? Puppies? This sounds like the perfect conditions for...
Everyone: *stare*
Seth: A hurricane.
Mokuba: *worried look* And if I remember correctly, the area we're in is where cyclones are more active! What will we do, Seto?
Sam: Oh muh gosh, a cyclone? Wow Seto...I think I forgive you for what you did before...can we go home now?
Seto: We're working on that, Sam. I'm sorry about this, okay? Go see what everyone else is doing and tell them to stay inside.
Sam: Aww, do I have to? Okay, fine...oh right, I was gonna find Grage and Vlaid...well, good luck with getting us back! And no more yelling at Roland! The weather changes every millisecond, you can't really expect him to know it at all times. Especially when he's so busy. Yup. *leaves*

Wherever Geri is...

Geri: *looking out window* This doesn't look too good. A giant wave better not come and sink the ship and strand us on an island forcing us to cooperate with those we hate most in order to survive. Cause if it does... *shakes fist menacingly*
Seth: *barges in* GEEEERRRI!!!!!
Geri: *turns around* What?
Seth: *staring at her*
Geri: What?
Seth: Stay inside. *leaves*
Geri: Okay...
Seth: *walks back in* We're going right into a hurricane just so you know. *leaves*
Geri: WHAT?!?!
Seth: *in the hallway* A hurricane!
Geri: I heard you.
Seth: *walking down hall* Now, who to warn next. *looking at the doors* I bet there's someone in here. *opens door* Just to let you know there's a- AH HA! OH MY GOD! *leaves immediately* Sorry Kaian. *continues*
Kaian: *sitting on the bed* What did he want to say?
Kaolla: *shrug*
Kaian: And why did he leave so fast? Could it be, that he thought we were...nah, we already did that. Stupid Seth.
Kaolla: *giggles*

BACK IN THE HALLS...

Sam: *wandering halls* Grage? Where are you? I can't find the room he said he was in... T.T Oh, hi Seth.
Seth: ...Hi?
Sam: Yeah, what's up. I'm looking for Grage's room, do you have any idea where that is?
Seth: Nooo, but I walked in on Kaian. *continues on his way*
Sam: Walked in on... What? What was he doing? O.o ... *sudden mental image of Kaian prancing about his room in a frilly pink apron very similar to the one given to Dante by Hollie a while back* ... *giggle snort* Naah... *keeps walking*
Jared's voice from down hall: Hello? Can anyone hear me? I need more bandages!
Sam: Eh guh? *goes over to room and pokes head inside* Jared? What are you- OH MY GOOODDDD!!! *runs in* MARIO DDR!!! *looks over at Jared* ...Why are you bleeding?
Jared: I dunno. It just happened.
Sam: ...Well, it should heal soon anyway...
Jared: I see...well then, back to practicing! *picks up controller thing*
Sam: Okay then. I have to find Grage and Vlaid, and tell them about our oncoming doom. See ya! *leaves*
Jared: Okay dokes! *continues playing game for five minutes* WHAT?!?
Sam: *gone*
Jared: Damn, we're gonna die...well, I had a good run. *continues playing game*
Sam: *talking to Grage through the mind link and has finally come across the hallway his room is supposedly in* Okay, third door on the left, third door on the left...here we go! *knocks* Grage?
Grage: *opens door* Yeah?
Sam: I FOUND YOU!! ZOMG!! HOLY CRAP!! IT'S AMAZING!! ZOMG!!! INCREDIBLE!!! ZOMG!!! GRAGE!!!
Grage: ...Yeah...so, what did you want to see me for?
Sam: I have to, to tell you and Vlaid something! O
Grage: ...And you couldn't have told me through the mind link why?
Sam: Because I had to find you! And know where you were! Because!
Grage: Okay then. What is it you want to tell us then?
Vlaid: Oh, she found the room. *comes to the doorway as well*
Sam: Um, yeah, see, there's Roland, who does everything, and he forgot to check the weather so nobody knew there was bad weather ahead, and now we're heading towards a big huge ugly storm and Seto yelled at Roland, and I told Seto not to yell at Roland because that's not nice, and now we're going to get hit by a hurricane or whatever and we might die or something, so I thought I should let you know. Oh, right, and Seto said you should stay inside. Yup.
Vlaid: o.O What's a hurricane?
Sam: It's this thing...this thing that...blows wind...and kills people...
Vlaid: That doesn't help much. >.>"
Sam: It's going to be raining a lot harder soon and lightning too, and waves will smash against the ship, and-
*suddenly, a wave hits the side of the ship, rocking it ominously*
Sam: AGH!! *falls forward, and instead of falling into Grage's arms, smashes head on doorframe* OW DAMN IT!! @.@
Geri: *running down hall* GIANT WAVE!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Sam: *gets up, rubbing head and looks at Geri who's running towards them* It's fine, Geri, the boat only rocked a little bit! See, I'm fine!! *sways* Owie...
Geri: No...there's a giant...eighty foot tall wave coming at us!
Sam: o.o" Bitch, are you for real?
Geri: DOES THAT LOOK FAKE!? *points at eighty foot tall wave coming at them*
Sam: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Grage: Oh...sh-
*wave crashes into ship, exploding it into millions of splinters and splintering the poor defenseless sharks, followed by a huge flash of blinding light*

SIX HOURS LATER...

Jared: ... *opens eyes slowly* Ow... *sits up and observes surroundings* What the? Sand? Tree? Water? Crab? *looks at sand* Lizard? Where am I? *looks forward and sees someone standing there* Hey! Do you know where we are? *runs up to him* Well? Do you? *poke*
???: Don't you touch me!! *blasts him*
Jared: *laying on sand again* Who are you?
???: It is I! Kain Elsonus Xiaon!
Jared: You! I know you. You're evil and want to kill Jade and them...right?
*few feet away*
Grage: Urgh...fuck... *blinks eyes open* What happened...? *tries to move, but feels heavy weight on his whole body* Huh? *looks down and sees he's almost completely buried in sand* AGH!! *struggles and frees his arm, then pulls himself out and stands up* What the hell?! *looks around* Where am I? *sees Jared and some other guy with long black hair* Who the hell? *walks over*
Jared: *sees Grage* Are you kidding?
Grage: What the fuck do you mean, am I kidding, are you fucking kidding me? I remember now, a wave hit that cheap ass ship of Kaiba's!!
Kain: Listen, I don't know who you guys are, but I have to find a way to get back. Those six are going to pay for what they did.
Grage: *stares* And who the fuck are you? *sigh* Great, just great, the ship died, I don't know where we are and for all I know everyone else is dead too! *growls* And I'm with this loser who is of absolute no use in a situation like this, along with some unknown freak who's talking like he's some wannabe evil character in a book some stupid little kid wrote out of boredom in school!
Jared: ...I'm not a stupid little kid, and I didn't write that book out of boredom in school.
Grage: *looks at him* What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Jared: He. *points* Is Kain, Elsonus Xiaon. The main antagonist in my story, thing.
Kain: *laughs* You must be an idiot. I wasn't made by someone with such a simple mind.
Jared: *stares* Yes you were.
Grage: *stares at Jared* You must be high. What are you smoking? Where'd you find it?
Jared: Why? You want some? *pulls out a bag of marijuana*
Grage: ...You mean you do smoke that stuff? I really thought you just had a lot of mental deficiencies... *pokes bag*
Jared: Of course I don't smoke this stuff. *tosses it into the sea* But I think Kaian does.
Grage: Oh. So you are retarded.
Jared: I'm not retarded, I'm just...not as smart as others. There we go.
Grage: *sigh* Whatever then...have you seen anyone else around here yet?
Jared: Nope.
Grage: Well screw this, then. I'm going to go look for them. *turns around, and notices something in a tree* What the...is that a person?
Jared: Where? *looks up*
Grage: In this tree over here. *walks over to it and shakes it, and someone falls down and lands on him* AH!!
Jared: Who the hell?
Grage: *gets up and shoves the person off of him* I don't know, but he- Hey, isn't this that guy from your mind link?
Jared: Who? That guy?
Grage: Yeah, this guy.
Jared: *looks at him* Yeah it is.
Grage: Huh. Anyway... *kicks him* GET UP!!
Kaian: *sits up* What?
Grage: I said get up.
Kaian: Whatever. *stands up* Where are we?
Kain: I'd like to know the same thing.
Kaian: *looks at him* Who are you?
Kain: Kain Elsonus Xiaon.
Kaian: Where the hell did you come from?
Jared: From a faraway laaaaand!
Kaian: Can you shut up?
Jared: Okay.
Kaian: Soooo... *looks around...and notices something is wrong* What the? Where's Kaolla?
Jared: Either lost or dead.
Kaian: >.>" Shut up.
Jared: Okay. But it could be tr-
Kaian: I said shut up!
Jared: Okay.
Kain: Whatever, you guys can stay here, I'm going to find my way out. *tries to fly but can't* What the?
Kaolla: *buried under sand* Don't try to fly. It hurts.
Kaian: *looks down and sees a lump in the sand* Kaolla?
Kaolla: Kaian? *bursts out of sand* I thought I heard you talking!
Kaian: o.o" *eyes slowly make their way down*
Kaolla: What are you staring at?
Kaian: Yeah...Jared, can you go get some tall grass or something so we can make a skirt?
Kaolla: What are you talking about? *looks down* AAAAAAAAAK!!! *buries herself* I'm not coming out until that thing is made.
Jared: You got it! *runs into forest*
Two seconds later...
Jared: *walks back out with cuts, leeches, and a poison dart in his neck, arm and leg* Got them. *drops grass and collapses*
Kaian: *picks up grass and goes over to some rock and sits down*
Kain: *shakes head* Who are these people?
Grage: Idiots you don't want to know any more than you already do.

ELSEWHERE...

Kaiolla: Get back! *swings a stick*
???: Hm, where did she come from?
???: *shrug* Maybe she's lost.
???: Could be. *turns to Kaiolla* Are you lost?
Kaiolla: Oh no, I'm not lost, I'm just in the middle of nowhere with no parents. Of course I am! And so are they. *points to Amane, Amon, and Baby Kaian and Samaya, who are somehow unharmed* Who are you anyway?
???: The name's Richafle Argos, everyone calls me Richard.
???: And I'm Jadile Argos. You can call me Jade though.
Kaiolla: *looks at them* So, you two are like, brothers and sisters right?
Richard: No, we're married.
Kaiolla: I see, anyway, BACK! *hits Richard with the stick*
Richard: Ow.
Kaiolla: Where did you come from?
Richard: Ratenous.
Kaiolla: Ratenous? Where the hell is that?
Richard: What do you mean? It's the planet we're on.
Kaiolla: No, this is Earth.
Richard: Earth? What's an earth?
Jade: It's the ground Richard, that's earth.
Kaiolla: You two remind me of my parents. Except my mom's a slut and my dad's an insult to humanity.
Baby Samaya: Kaia. *tugs on Kaiolla's shirt* Kaia.
Kaiolla: What do you want?
Baby Samaya: Home.
Kaiolla: I wish we could, but maybe it didn't apply to you but we are in the middle of NOWHERE!!
*trees rustle*
Jade: What was that?
*silence*
Richard: What's out there?
*Pikachu jumps out from trees and electrocutes Richard*
Richard: I'm just a magnet to pain, aren't I? *falls backward*
Pikachu: Pika!
Kaiolla: *stares at Pikachu* What the hell is this? Some sort of rat?
???: Is it safe Pikachu?
Pikachu: Chu!
???: *walks out from trees*
Kaiolla: Now who the hell is this? Some sort of weirdo? What kind of hat is that? Who the fuck are you?
???: *observes the surrounding* Where are all the Pokemon?
Kaiolla: o.O" What the hell is a "Pokemon"? And who are you?
???: The name's-

Back with Jared and them...

???: Hey! I didn't get to introduce myself! ;o;

Ignore that...

Jared: *picking off the leeches* It's been more that six hours since any of us ate, I'm beginning to wonder if we're gonna die on this island, maybe, it could be.
Kaian: *stands up and goes to the pile of sand* Here you go, it's all done.
Kaolla: *grabs grass skirt thingy*
Kaian: Jared!
Jared: What?
Kaian: Go look in that jungle, we need something to eat.
Jared: But I already went in there.
Kaian: I said go. Now get moving or I'll kill you.
Jared: Fine. *goes into jungle thing*
Kaolla: *comes out from sand* There.
Jared: *walking through dark jungle thing* I know there's something here. I haven't got poisoned yet.
Dart: *ZOOOM!*
Jared: *stops walking* Ow, that sucks. Who ever you are, I'm not gonna be...I'm not gonna be...not...gonna...crow. *faints*

SEVERAL MINUTES LATER...

Jared: *wakes up* Uh...where? Anyone I'm I, where? *regains speech* Where am I? *observes* A cave lit by a single torch, excellent. *hanging upside down on a rope* And what's this? Why am I upside down? Hello!? Anyone here?! Heeello!?! *looks beside him and sees someone else hanging upside down* Hey! Do you know where we are?
Person: *head falls off and he starts bleeding severely*
Jared: *stares* Damn, now he can never tell me. *looks around* Oh my god. *laughs* I can't believe it, I'm in a torture chamber. An actual torture chamber. I can't believe it. *laughs* Ha hahahahaha, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha, ha...wait, that's not funny! I'm gonna die! AHHHHHH!!! Get me out of here! *sees a shadow coming from around the corner* Shit. *tries to untie self* Dammit, who knew these people knew how to tie knots. I'm doomed. *gives up*
Person: *walks in* Still alive? I thought you'd be dead by now.
Jared: You speak English? Huh, how did you get all this stuff?
Person: A boat capsized nearby. Parts of it were washed up on shore.
Jared: Boat? Dammit Kaiba, you guys can sure build things fast.
Person: Yes, now, you are going to be first to test out "The Wheel"
Jared: O.O" Fuck.
Person: *unties Jared, then ties him on a stick and carries him out*

BACK AT WHEREVER KAIAN AND THEM ARE...

Kaian: Where the hell is that idiot?
Kaolla: Maybe he's lost?
Kaian: As much of an idiot he is, I don't think he'd get lost.
Kain: *sitting under a tree* You wouldn't know that.
Kaian: *looks at him* Why are YOU still here?
Kain: I can't get off this island.
Kaian: Then you go search for food.
Kain: *laughs* You coward.
Kaian: *eye twitches* What, did you call me?
Kain: I am just proving a point, sending that guy to get grass, and telling him to get food. Face it, you're a coward.
Kaian: You take that back!
Kaolla: Kaian, I think you shou-
Kaian: SHUT UP!
Kaolla: Did you just tell me to shut up?
Kaian: I'm sorry.
Kain: If you want me to take it back, why don't YOU go find him?
Kaian: Only if Kaolla can come with me.
Kain: Why? So you won't get scared in the jungle all by yourself?
Kaian: Well I can't let her stay with you! Who knows what you'd do with her.
Kain: Fine, take her with you.
Kaian: Why are you always in the shade anyway?
Kain: I can't stand sunlight.
Kaian: What are you? A vampire? *walks off into the jungle*
Kain: Half vampire, half dragon.
BACK TO WHERE JARED IS...
Jared: *being tied to a giant wheel* Nice village you got here.
Executioner: Shut up!
Jared: Okay. *looks around* You know how this works right?
Executioner: Yeah, now SHUT UP!
Jared: Can I have my clothes back?
Executioner: Shut up!
Jared: I'm gonna die, aren't I?
Executioner: When you bleed to death after I'm done smashing every bone in your body.
Jared: That would suck to die like that huh?
Executioner: You are going to know.
Jared: Couldn't you just put me in the Iron Maiden? It would be quicker.
Executioner: The Iron Maiden you speak of is used to kill, not torture.
Jared: Oh, then couldn't you just hack me to pieces?
Executioner: Enough of your suggestions, say your final words and prepare to die. I will return in one hour. *leaves*
Jared: One hour to live. Geez, who would&#8217;ve thought I&#8217;d die on a wheel. If only the others knew where I am, then I might stand a chance. They also took my clothes. Bleeding to death naked on a wheel, what a crappy death. In the middle of nowhere too. He tied these ropes too tight. My hands are starting to hurt.

ELSEWHERE....

Sam: Uuuugh... *slowly opens eyes* My...my Jared's-been-captured-and-is-going-to-die-in-one-hour sense is going off...what's going on? *tries to sit up but sinks under the water* Abluhgluh! *resurfaces* What the hell?! Where- why am I floating around in the ocean!? *sees bits of ship floating around and an island in the distance* Frick! I can't swim that well! *already struggling to stay afloat and lays on her back again* Crud, maybe I shouldn't be floating here like this...mentally challenged sharks will think I'm an otter of some sort... *sigh* I guess I have no choice... *sinks back into the water and starts swimming towards the island*

*a while later, Sam has managed to reach the shore without dying*

Sam: *lying on the sand and a wave washes over her* Agh! *coughs and gets up* Damn it... *walks onto the sand and looks around* Where am I!? I wonder where everyone else is too... *suddenly sees something a few meters away from her sticking out of the sand* What the... *goes over* Legs!? *goes and pulls on them, and blonde Seth comes flying out and she stumbles back*
Seth: AHHHH!! *lands in the sand behind Sam* Ow.
Sam: *turns around* Seth! What the hell happened anyway...the ship...oh, I remember now...eighty foot wave...urgh.
Seth: *sits up* Where is everyone?
Sam: How should I know? For all we know, they could be floating out there on the ocean somewhere too, or lost in that jungle, or dead, or captured, or dead!
Seth: How are we going to get back home?
Sam: Well...I don't know...we should try to find everyone first. I'm sure Seto can think of a way to get us back! I hope he's okay...

SOMEWHERE ELSE ON THE ISLAND...

Grage: *has left the area where Kaian and them were and is searching for Sam and Kari and such in the jungley area* Damn, I'm not getting anywhere here...I've passed that same retarded statue thing THREE TIMES already.
Jared's voice: Someone! Help!
Grage: What the...that sounds like that idiot brother of Sam's...sounds like he's in trouble, too...hm... *walks over and peeks through some bushes* What the frick? A village? And Sam's brother- OH GOD!! *steps back* Why is he tied naked to a wheel? Huh...well I guess I should...yeah...Sam would know if I walked away now... *sigh* Why am I always forced to be NICE? *sneaks around and goes past some village guard thingy...things...and behind the wheel* Hey...whatever your name is...Jar head...
Jared: I'm called that gay name enough at school, shut up! Anyway, who's there?
Grage: It's Grage. Got a problem with that? How the hell did you get into this mess?
Jared: I don't know, all I remember is some dart going zoom.
Grage: ...Oookay then...whatever. I'll try and get you out.
Jared: Can you maybe get my clothes too, they're in that house thing over there. *tries to point*
Grage: Yeah, yeah I'll do that...I suppose I should kill those guards or something first though...
Jared: Watch out for those darts though, they drug you.
Grage: No shit. Don't worry, if they capture me, I can easily escape. *grin* Now just wait... *turns into dust and floats behind the guards and reforms* Gotcha! *snaps their necks* Damn. I thought they'd catch on quicker. Anyway... *quickly runs to the house Jared mentioned before and goes inside* Now where- What the?
House: *empty, except for a hole in the ground*
Jared: I remember seeing a hole in there! I think they're in there!
Grage: Well obviously... *looks into the hole and sees nothing but blackness* Lovely. Well, here we go. *looks into the hole again and spots something at the faraway bottom* Hm...guess it's not as far as I thought. *jumps down and falls past something stuck on the wall* AAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGAGHGHGAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jared: The hole might be really deep! Just so you know!
Grage: *manages to turn into dust before hitting something sharp* ...Okay then...THIS is the bottom... *turns into a floaty light and looks around*
Jared: ....You know, they might be in that house over there....
Grage: ... *twitch* ... *how a light can twitch, I'm not sure, but he does* ... *house he was in bursts into flames and Grage turns normal again as he flies out* You IDIOT!! Don't waste my time like that!!
Some villager: *yells in some language as he sees Grage and alerts some more guards*
Jared: *sees someone in a tree* What the... Get out of the way!
Guy in tree: *fires a dart*
Grage: Shit! *jumps out of the way and another stupid villager is hit by the dart* Okay, fuck this! *runs over to where Jared is and his hand turns into a blade before he slashes the ropes off* Come on, get out of here, I'll get your damn clothes later!
Jared: I'll get them, they're mine anyway. *runs off into house then comes out a second later all dressed* There we go.
Grage: *stares* ...Anyway. *slashes throat of a village person coming at him and runs off to Jared* Let's get out of here!
Villager: *runs at Jared with a spear*
Jared: Get back! Bitch! *grabs spear away from him and stabs him through the face* Now let's go! *runs off*
Grage: Hm. *follows after him*

IN ZEE JUNGLY AREA...HAHAHAHAHA...

Grage: *looks back* Watch out for darts, they're still following us!
Jared: Okay. *has three darts in his neck*
Grage: >.>" I SAID watch out!
Jared: If these were sedatives, I would've been knocked out already. Oh damn, I think I've been poisoned.
Grage: o.O Frick! You stupid- *sigh* Let me take care of them... *silence around them* ...Shit.
Jared: *starts crushing plants and flowers, trying to find an antidote and looks at Grage* What?
Grage: ...We're surrounded.
Jared: That can't be good, you know how to make an antidote? I don't think this is working.
Grage: Nope...Vlaid knows that kind of stuff...I'm more the fighting type... *looking around* Damn there are a lot of them...
Jared: *starts eating the plants and flowers* Gah! That tastes gross.
Grage: Whatever, keep trying...I on the other hand... *jumps up and out of sight*

*silence*

Jared: Oh great, he ditched me in the surrounded area.
*sudden screams are heard off to the right but are immediately cut off, then the same sounds are heard to the left a moment later*
Jared: Huh, wonder who that could've been. *continues crushing plants*
Villagers: *run out of their hiding places screaming and run right past Jared*
Grage: Oh no you don't! Not after the trouble I've had to go through! *jumps out and goes after them*
Jared: I think this might be it. *eats them* ... *turns green* That's...not it....*falls over*
*few minutes later, Grage returns dragging a woman along with him* Here! *throws her on the ground next to Jared* Make him an antidote!
Woman: *fearful look, but sees Jared and knows that he's been poisoned* ... *starts taking some of the plants that he has and picks some other plants and flowers*
Grage: She'll get you what you need...I COULD make it a lot easier and use the sword, but...I don't really feel like it.
Jared: I'd rather take plants then a sword to the brain.
Grage: Figured as much. It doesn't hurt though...
Jared: Huh, well whatever, are you done yet?
Woman: *is still mixing all the plants and such, and is crushing a large beetle into the mixture*
Jared: ...Okay...
Grage: You still sure about not wanting the sword to heal you?
Jared: Yeah.
Grage: Good. Cause I'm not bringing it out.
Woman: *finishes mixing and hands Jared a large leaf with a yucky looking mixture in it...random bug leg sticking out of it*
Jared: *stares at it* I have to eat this? Whatever. *takes the mushy solid substance in the leaf and eats it* Gah! Ugh! Ahhhhh!! Awww!! God! Disgusting! That's gross!
Grage: *snickers* I'm just kidding, I would've brought the sword out.
Jared: *sigh* Oh well, as long as I'm cured. *looks at the woman* You know, it's been quite a while since I've had blood.
Grage: *looks at the woman* I dunno, she's a little old...whatever. I already ate.
Jared: *stares at the woman* You're mine bitch! *opens mouth and latches onto her neck*
Woman: *tries to cry out, but is paralyzed and soon, goes limp in Jared's grasp*
Jared: That tasted weird. But oh well. *pushes her away and gets up* Now let's go find the others.
Grage: Right...nice way to thank her...and old people always taste weird. Where to... *looks around* ...Can you contact anyone in your mind link?
Jared: I dunno, I'll try. *tries* The hell? It's been severed, you try.
Grage: Yours is probably being blocked... I don't know if I'll get through... *tries to contact Sam* ...Hers is closed too...
Jared: Strange, well then, guess we have to find them without the mind link. *walks off*
Grage: Hn...wait, if we were on the shore, they're most likely on the shore line somewhere too...so we should find it and walk around.
Jared: Yeah, let's....
Grage: What?
Jared: You hear that? Sounds like talking.
Grage: *listens* Yeah...sounds like it's coming from over there! *points* But be careful, could be more of those villagers, and we know how useless you are against them...
Jared: Yeah....HEY!
Grage: *quietly makes his way over to where the voices are coming from and looks through the leaves* ...Who the hell?
Jared: *goes up beside him* Who is it?
Grage: I don't know...
Jared: *looks through the leaves as well* Hm...that guy looks familiar...
*some guy with blonde hair tied in a braid is standing there looking angry and grumbles*
Grage: Who is it? And what's with that coat?
Jared: I know who that is....it's...Ed!
Grage: ...Who?
Jared: Edward Elric. He's this guy from Fullmetal Alchemist.
Grage: Fullmetal...you mean that little runt from those books lying around in Sam's room?
Jared: Precisely.
Ed: *whips head around at the word "runt"* Who's there!?
Grage: Well, our covers been blown. Should we greet him?
Jared: Or how bout' you turn into a turtle and walk out.
Grage: What the hell will that do?
Jared: I dunno, just the idea of a talking turtle.
Grage: ...You really are related to Sam. *shrugs* I guess it'll amuse me for a few seconds. *turns into a turtle and walks out in slow motion* Runt...runt...
Ed: O.o What the hell? You stupid- *steps on Grage turtle* Who're you callin' runt, you tiny hard shelled freak of nature!?
Jared: *whispers* Turn into his brother....that armor guy...I think his name is Alf or something....
Ed: *stomping on the Grage turtle, but isn't really doing any damage to it* Not so big now, are you!? *lifts foot up and looks down* WHAT THE!? *falls on his butt and stares in front of him* A-Alphonse!?
Grage: *has turned into a mini Alphonse* That's right, runt, I'm your brother, runt!
Ed: *eye twitches* You...you're not Al...I know who you are...
Jared: *whispers* Turn into a palm tree.
Grage: O.o *shrugs and turns into a palm tree*
Ed: *strange look* ...It IS you! Show yourself, Envy! You're not fooling me!
Grage palm tree: What the fuck is an Envy?
Ed: ...D...don't play dumb with me!! Only you can turn into things like that, Envy!!
Grage palm tree: Okay, Jared, I'm getting bored... *returns to his normal vampire form*
Jared: *comes out laughing* That was good.
Ed: o_e *looks between the two of them* What!? Who are you people!?
Grage: I'm Grage...and you didn't answer my question.
Jared: And according to this name tag, I'm Jared.
Grage: *looks over* Where did that come from?
Jared: I dunno, but it's not here anymore.
Grage: ...Anyways...whatever that Envy thing is, I'm not it...wait, isn't that a sin? What the fuck? Are you on crack?
Ed: O.o No!! But if you're not Envy, then how come you can transform like him? *suspicious look*
Grage: *rolls eyes* What dimension did you come from? Shape shifters are one of the more common demon types.
Ed: *blank look* ...But...if you're not him, how did you know who my brother was?!
Grage: I had no idea who Alf was.
Ed: His name is ALPHONSE!!
Grage: Well SORRY. Alf for short.
Ed: <.<"
Voices from the jungle: That idiot has to be here somewhere, where do you think he went Kaolla?
Grage: Hey, it's that other guy...guess he came looking for you...
Jared: Kaian? Looking? For me? With? Kaolla? Goose? Nahhhhhh.
Voice: That sounded like him. Jared?!
Jared: What!?
Kaian: Why are you on the other side of the island?
Jared: How do you know this is the other side?
Kaian: ...I don't know. *comes out from trees* And why are you traveling with him? *points at Grage*
Jared: I dunno, he saved me from the wheel.
Grage: It WOULD have been interesting to see his limbs get crushed, but you know... *shrug*
Jared: Yeah, it would've been, I could've come back anyway. Hey! It's not too late.
Grage: I don't know...those villagers know you're traveling with me...
Jared: Yeah, they might get you too. Oh well. You can watch from the trees!
Grage: So you really want your limbs crushed?
Jared: I could always heal myself...very slowly and painfully.
Ed: *forgotten in the background* ...What freaks...who are they?
Kaolla: *bursts through the trees* Did ya find him, Kaian!? Look, I found bananas! *munching on two at the same time*
Jared: Come on, we still have....*checks broken watch* about half an hour before that guy comes back. He's probably building that hammer right now.
Grage: ...Your watch is in pieces.
Jared: Is it? *checks watch* What do you know, it is.
Grage: >.>" Why don't we just forget about this and find the others already?
Jared: Or how about this. You turn into a steel wheel, and....never mind. Let's just go.
Grage: ...Right. *looks behind him and points* What do we do with this little freak?
Jared: Tie him to a tree and turn into a hammer.
Ed: *face darkens ominously as they're talking*
Grage: What for? Smashing him to bits? Will you even be able to hit him?
Jared: Probably not, cause he's pretty- *looks at Ed* SMALL.
Ed: *twitch, twitch...looks up* ...Who...are you calling...SMALL!?!?
Grage: You, you idiot. Isn't it obvious?
Ed: *growls and yells* SHUT UP!! I AM NOT A MICROSCOPIC SHORT BEAN THAT DOESNT SHOW UP IN YOUR LINE OF VISION!!
Grage: ...We didn't say that.
Jared: Or did we?
Grage: Hmmm...no.
Jared: I see, well, let's go look for the others already.
Grage: Right. *looks at Kaian* How far have you walked from the shore line?
Kaian: Exactly 10, 735 steps.
Grage: ...Now how far is that, approximately?
Kaian: About, I don't know, maybe...yeah, I dunno, far.
Grage: ...Well that's a load of help. Let's go. *walks off into the jungle*
*everyone except Ed follows after him*
Ed: ...HEY! Don't think I'm letting you off the hook! Hey! ...Wait! *runs after them*
*a few minutes later, they are all walking through the jungle, Ed following behind them with a suspicious look still plastered on his face*
Kaian: Well this is boring.
*as they keep walking through the jungle, Waka Laka is heard playing faintly out of nowhere...and then it gets louder...and then it's all they hear in the otherwise silent jungle*
Kaian: *looking around* What the hell? *looks at Grage* Is that coming from YOU? o.O
Grage: O.o The MIND LINK!! *is about to try and contact Sam when it starts blasting extremely loud to the point where millions of birds fly away* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ed: O.O" What the hell IS that?!
Jared: It's retarded that's what it is, shrimp.
Ed: *takes a deep breath and gets a murderous look on his face* Why YOU!! *goes to attack Jared, but stops suddenly and falls forward a few moments later with a dart in his neck*
Grage: *music has stopped* There, I KILLED it. But the mind link is still shut.
Jared: ...They're still following us.
Grage: Don't worry about it...you still got your leaf and your...mixture of bugs...
Jared: Yeah. *pulls it out of his pocket*
Kaian: Aww! What the hell is that!?
Jared: My poison antidote. *puts it back into his pocket*
Grage: Anyway... *keeps walking*
Kaolla: *pokes Ed with her foot* What about this guy?
Kaian: What about that guy?
Kaolla: Um...I don't know. *runs over to Kaian and walks alongside him after Grage*
Jared: *starts dragging Ed by one leg* Wait for me! *runs after them*

ELSEWHERE...Baadunuhduh...naahhhh...

Kari: Uh... *slowly wakes up* Un...Where...what happened? *sits up and blinks* Sammy? *suddenly realizes she's sitting alone on the shore line, and a starfish is stuck to her leg* Hey! *tries to take it off her leg, but it falls apart* Oh no! Oh...I'm sorry! *picks the legs off of her and throws them into the water* They'll grow back. *puts the limbless starfish into the water too and stands up* The storm...it...we...where did everyone else go? *looks around* Where...where is Ryou? And... O.O My...MY BABIES!!! *puts hands to the sides of her head* What, what could've happened to them!? Wha- ...Wha? *feels her head, and her hair* .............MY SPECIAL KITTY BANDANA!! AHHHH!!! Nooo!!! Not that too!! *sits down on her knees and sniffles* I'm...all alone... *sits there sadly for a few minutes before looking up* What am I doing? They could be in trouble right now! I have to help...I have to find them!! *gets up* But...but I need help... Maybe someone is nearby! *starts walking around the beach and looking around with no success, when suddenly she sees something odd within some trees* What the? *goes over* ...OH MY GOSH!! *sees Matthew lodged halfway through a tree*
Matthew: Who's there?!
Kari: It, it's Kari! Youre...Matthew right? Don't worry, I'll help you out!
Matthew: Okay, for some reason, my power isn't working.
Kari: What power?
Matthew: I have the ability to make people explode with my mind.
Kari: Why would you want to do that? *confused look* Wait...are you the one who makes Sammy explode all the time?
Matthew: Nooo, I don't know how she does that. And these explosions aren't fiery, they're bloody and such.
Kari: O.o Oh. Um...anyways! I think I can pull you out...
Matthew: Wait, let me try once more, maybe it's working now.
Kari: Uh....you're not going to explode me, are you?
Matthew: Nope.
Kari: Okay then... *backs away*
Matthew: *tries...but fails...again* Well it's not working. How you gonna get me out? I'm halfway in the tree.
Kari: I was going to try and pull you out...
Matthew: I seen a sharp looking rock somewhere here, maybe you could use that. *starts looking for it*
Kari: Um...okay then... *looks around, and soon spots a sharp pointy rock* Oh...this one? *picks it up and shows it to him*
Matthew: Yeah that's the one. Now start hackin'!
Kari: Okay then... *goes to the tree and starts hitting the sharp rock against it right above Matthew*

A FEW MINUTES LATER....

Matthew: *free* I'm free! Thanks a lot.
Kari: No problem...hey, you can help me find the others now! I'm really worried about Ryou and my babies...who knows what could happen to them out there!? *distressed look on face*
Matthew: Okay then.
Kari: Now...I'm guessing they're most likely to be on the shore somewhere, like us...maybe they went into the jungle but...we have to search around the place first.
Matthew: *tying the pointy rock onto a stick with string that came out of nowhere* We might need it. Okay, let's go.
Kari: Right! *starts walking*

SOMEWHERE ELSE...

Grage: Hey, look! Finally! *points to an opening in the trees where they can see some ocean*
Jared: What do you know?
Grage: *looks at Jared* ...Why are you dragging that guy with us?
Jared: ...I don't know.
Grage: ...Whatever then. Let's go. *walks out onto the sand*
Everyone: *follows*
Grage: Okay, now we have to start making our way around, and search for anyone...who might... *trails off*
Jared: What?
Grage: Heheheh...heheh... Well, well...what do we have here? *walks over to the waters edge and kicks at an unconscious Seto*
Jared: *drops Ed* Would you look at that, it's what's his face.
Grage: Indeed it is. *kicks him harder* Hey loser! Get up!! Huh? *large wave washes onto shore over Seto and soaks Grage's pants* AGH! You retard! GET UP!! *kicks him repeatedly* ...You dead or something? Come on already!
Seto: Urrgh... *rolls over*
Grage: And unfortunately...we have signs of life...too bad. You better get up before the tide comes in, Kaiba...wait, on second thought, stay down. Heheh...Sam can't blame me for what the sea does... *snickers and walks away*
Seto: I'm awake, you moron... *sighs and pulls himself up*
Grage: Damn it.
Seto: What happened to everyone...?
Grage: Well, as I recall, your cheap ass boat exploded and now we're all stranded on this piece of shit island with no way of getting home.
Jared: Unless we find Geri.
Grage: ...I'm not sure why, but I wasn't able to fly before...and I can't open any portals OR get in contact with Sam or Kari...or Samaya...
Jared: Yeah, but who cares about Samaya.
Grage: ... *shrug* Anyway...we should start looking for them now.
Seto: You idiots. Have you forgotten I have a communicator in my trench coat? I can call a helicopter and we'll be out of here before nightfall.
Grage: Your hideous trench coat radio isn't going to help, moron.
Jared: Yeah, you need to know the exact coordinates of this....place.
Seto: I know where we were before, this island can't be too far off.
*over head view of the island shows nothing but water around them*
Grage: Fine, try your waterlogged coat. It's not gonna work.
Seto: Nonsense. I have the most advanced technology my company has to offer. *presses button*
Trench coat: BZZZT BZT!! *sparks and bursts into flames*
Seto: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tries to get the trench coat off, but the flames are spreading too quickly so he jumps into the water again*
Grage: *has been laughing his ass off since the coat burst into flames*
Kaian: *laughing as well* What an idiot.
Kaolla: *laughs a little with Kaian*
Jared: *laughing too*
Seto: *takes off his trench coat, which is now charred and smoking and throws it further out to sea* DAMN IT!! *whips head around* SHUT UP!!
Grage: *still laughing* Why...? Can't admit that your idea SUCKED and I was right? You idiot!
Seto: *growls and walks back onto the shore* Whatever...let's just...go...
Grage: Yeah, whatever Kaiba. Come on guys. *walks off down the shoreline*
Jared: *drags Ed by the leg again* Let's find the others now.
Kaian: Okay, come on Kaolla, let's go.

WHEREVER HE IS...

Vlaid: *in the jungle somewhere and trying to make his way through the thick brush* I wonder why my powers aren't working...it doesn't make any sense... *sighs and manages to get through some more trees* Urgh...why'd I have to end up way in here? ...Why is this tree bent like that? *looks up* What the?! *sees Roland up in the tree* Isn't that the limo driver/helicopter pilot/ship captain/everything else? Yeah...it is! Hm...how do I get him down? ...I know! *shakes tree*
Roland: *falls out of tree onto Vlaid*
Vlaid: AAGH!! Uhh... *on ground being crushed by an unconscious Roland* Ow... *shoves him off and looks at him* Hey...are you alive? *pokes him...and suddenly notices something different...something terribly wrong...* ...Doesn't this guy usually have glasses on? ...I've never seen him without his glasses before! Actually, I've never seen him before this happened, but still...
Roland: *unconscious as a monkey after a drunken frat party*
Vlaid: Geez...I hope he's okay... *picks up a stick and starts poking him* I wonder what color his eyes are? *curiosity growing*
Roland: ... *stirs*
Vlaid: o.o He's waking up! *watches intently*
Roland: Uugh... *rolls over facing away from Vlaid and slowly sits up* Wh...where am I?
Vlaid: You're safe now.*picks him up and carries him off into the sunset*

THE END.













.Just kidding. That last line never happened.

=P -Jared.

XDDD -Sam

(Back to the story)

Vlaid: Um...I don't know where we are, all I remember is that a storm came and the ship exploded, and the next thing I knew I woke up a while away from here. *still wants to know what color Roland's eyes are*
Roland: I see. Urgh!
Vlaid: What is it?
Roland: This...this light...*puts hand to face* Where are my glasses?
Vlaid: Uh...I don't know...you were up in that tree, I guess they fell off somewhere.
Roland: *stands up* I forgot how bright it could be...damn...could you help me find them?
Vlaid: Uh...sure, okay, but...shouldn't we be looking for everyone else too?
Roland: Yes, yes, but trust me, I can work far more efficiently with those glasses on!
Vlaid: *blink, blink* ...Okay then. *shrugs and starts looking around*
Roland: *also looking around* Where could they have gone?
Somewhere in the ocean: *Roland's glasses are slowly making their descent to the very bottom*
Vlaid: You know, they probably flew off when the ship exploded...you can get new glasses later!
Roland: *sigh* Alright, but...
Vlaid: Let's just go and find everyone else...
Roland: Right... *walks into a tree*
Vlaid: *sweatdrop* um...were those sunglasses like...regular glasses too? O.o
Roland: ...Yes...they were specially made...
Vlaid: Oh. -_-" I'd help out if my powers were working right now...but...just follow me, then. *starts walking*
Roland: Alright. *walks behind him and trips over a large root*
Vlaid: ...This is gonna take a while...

ELSEWHERE...

Ryou: *stirs slightly and hears sticks falling to the ground* What the... *opens eyes and sits up a little* What's going on? *sees some blonde guy piling up wood*
????: *looks over* Oh, you're awake...
Ryou: *confuzzled look*
????: So tell me...am I the only one who doesn't know what he's doing here?
Ryou: Huh? *blinks* Um...no...who are you?
????: The name's Leon. And yourself?
Ryou: I'm Ryou... *gets up* ...how did I get here?
Leon: Beats me...I found you while I was trying to find my way out of this jungle.
Ryou: Eh... *suddenly!* Ah! I remember now! The ship we were on...we hit a storm!
Leon: Well that explains it for you...me, I just...I don't even know how to explain it....
Ryou: *becoming worried* Oh no...my kids...Kari! What if they....
Leon: Kids, huh? Damn...well listen...it's getting dark out now...it'd be too dangerous to go out looking for them!
Ryou: *gives him a look* They're BABIES!! I can't sleep knowing they're out there alone somewhere!! They wouldn't be able to survive!! *starting to hyperventilate*
Leon: Well, hey, you don't know that they're alone! They could be with someone!
Ryou: ...You're right. They...they could be with some horrible mutant family...like that baby in The Hills Have Eyes!! I HAVE TO FIND THEM!!
Leon: ...That's...not what I meant...
Ryou: And what about my Kari? She's probably out there alone too! That's it, I can't stay here! *starts making his way through the trees, but is pulled back by Leon*
Leon: Don't be stupid! Listen, I'll search with you first thing tomorrow morning. How many people were you with before, anyway?
Ryou: ...Well...there was Kari and our kids...and the rest of them...I think there was about...a lot.
Leon: ...Oh...that helps. *sigh* Anyway...we have to stay here tonight, we'll start searching at dawn.
Ryou: ..... *silent for a while before replying* .....Alright then... *sits down all defeated like*

BACK WHEREVER THE KIDS ARE...

Kaiolla: Listen here idiot, you take your stupid rat and go sleep in the jungle.
Ash: *kneels down beside her* Heheh, I'm sorry little girl, but you see, that's not a very good idea...see, there are a lot of dangerous things in the jungle, like Scythers and Pincers! But don't you worry, they won't get us out here, and- *gets kicked where it hurts by Kaiolla* OWW!! *falls over*
Kaiolla: I didn't think that would work with you. *picks up Pikachu* Now go!
Pikachu: Chu?
Kaiolla: Shut up! *throws him into the jungle*
Pikachu: CHHHUUUUUuuuuu......
Ash: Oww! Ah! PIKACHU!! *glares at Kaiolla* You little brat!! I outta...err... *gets up* Pikachu...don't worry Pikachu!! I'm coming!! *limps into the jungle*
Kaiolla: God, what a freak.
Jade: Don't worry, me and Richard will take care of you. Won't we Richard?
Richard: *sleeping under a tree* ...What? Yeah I did that already John...
Jade: *sigh* >.>"
Baby Samaya: *sucking thumb and stares at Kaiolla*
Kaiolla: *looks at her* What?
Baby Samaya: *takes thumb out of mouth* Mama.
Kaiolla: Is a slut.
Baby Samaya: ...Hungy.
Kaiolla: Damn, I shouldn't have thrown that rat in the jungle.
Baby Samaya: *eyes well up* ...Hungy...
Kaiolla: Aww man, don't start that again. *goes over to Jade* Hey you.
Jade: Yes?
Kaiolla: Feed my sister.
Jade: I don't have any food.
Kaiolla: Who said it needed to be food? Milk would be more like it.
Jade: I have no milk.
Kaiolla: Uhh, hello? I thought all you female grown ups had milk.
Jade: *realizes what she's getting at* Eh...um, I don't think I could do that.
Kaiolla: Why not? That's what those are for aren't they?
Jade: Uhh, I haven't had any children yet.
Kaiolla: Then this could be practice for you.
Baby Samaya: *sniffles* Kaia...mama...
Kaiolla: *stares expectantly at Jade*
Jade: ...Well, I... *looks down at baby Samaya, who looks like she's gonna burst into tears at any given moment* ...I guess...I could try... o.o"
Richard: *awakens suddenly* WHO HAD KIDS!?
Kaiolla: *ignores Richard* Well? Go on then. *picks Samaya up* Go on, Samaya. This lady's gonna give you food.
Baby Samaya: Food? *looks at Jade* Mama?
Jade: ... *uncomfortable* Eheh...yeah...

BACK WHERE JARED AND THEM AWOKE....

Kain: *still sitting under tree sleeping* I'm going to get you Lightbearers... *falls over and awakes* Ah! Where the? *sees sunset* Almost time. *notices he's alone* That guy should be back by now, but he isn't. Neither is anyone else. *stands up* No matter. *ear twitches* Hmmm.... they followed me here. But I only sense two. Wherever they are I'll find them. *walks off into jungle* Now where could they be? *trips over something* AH! *lands on ground* What the? *gets up* That didn't feel like a rock, felt like...a person. *kicks the mysterious object*
????: Ow...hey...
Kain: ...A child? Hm...what's your name, boy?
????: ...It's Mokuba...who's there?
Kain: Kain. Where did you come from?
Mokuba: *sits up* ...I think...oh! Our ship hit a storm! I guess the ship didn't hold out...aww man, I sure hope everyone else is okay... *stands up* ...Do you live on this island?
Kain: No.
Mokuba: Oh...why are you here then?
Kain: Something happened, I can't recall what.
Mokuba: I see... *looks around* A jungle? How cliché...washing up on a deserted island...great. So...are we lost in here or what?
Kain: I suppose, I'm on my way to find two people. *starts walking away*
Mokuba: Eh...hey wait! *goes after him* I have to find my brother and some friends too! Um...maybe I could find them easier with you...and I could help you find your friends too!
Kain: ...*shakes head* How naïve...I don't require your help... *keeps walking*
Mokuba: Uh... *follows* Can I at least go with you? I don't think I could find my way out alone...
Kain: ...Fine. *thinks* You'll be just a treat when the moon shows itself.
Mokuba: Thanks... *walks alongside him* So...who are you looking for, exactly?
Kain: It is none of your concern.
Mokuba: ...Sorry, just trying to start a conversation...
Kain: Hmm. *keeps walking*

OFF IN THE JUNGLE SOMEWHERE ELSE...

Samaya: Damn it! You think starting a fire in the jungle would be easy... *throws more sticks into a pile* This SUCKS!! *sighs and sits down* ...I hope Kaian's okay... *silence* ...I hope my brother's okay, too...and Seth...just my luck that I end up in the jungle alone...great, I'm talking to myself too. What next, am I going to start developing other people in my soul room too? Ra, I AM like Sam...
Spider: Your mom's like Sam!
Samaya: ...SHUTUP!! *stomps on it*
Spider guts: YOUR MOM.
Samaya: ...Wait a minute...eh...of course I'm like Sam! She's my reincarnation! She's like me! Oh...I'm overtired...I can't even think straight anymore. Stupid...Seto and his...stupid trip... *lies down* I'll look for them all in the morning... *falls asleep*
????: *approaches Samaya* Hmmm. This looks like his sister. Why would she fall sleep here? You two, bring her back to the village.
Samaya: *gets lifted up*
Villagers: *carry her back to the village*

SOMEWHERE ELSE IN THE JUNGLE...

Kain: *looking at the sky* Soon child, your life will end.
Mokuba: Do you know where we're going exactly?
Kain: Hm? *looks at him* Yes. *continues*
Mokuba: *sigh*Alright then.
Kain: *steps on something*
????: CHA!!!
Kain: What the? *takes foot off Pikachu's tail*
Pikachu: Chu.
Kain: *lifts him up by his tail* What do we have here?
Mokuba: O.o" *looks at Pikachu* Am, am I going insane?
Kain: *looks at Mokuba* You just realized that? *turns to Pikachu*
Mokuba: >.>"
Kain: I think we have ourselves a snack here.
Pikachu: Pika?
Mokuba: O.O" W- we're going to...eat, Pikachu?
Kain: Who said anything about you?
Pikachu: *tries to shock Kain*
Kain: *feels some sort of very, VERY weak electrical disturbance in his hand* What is this? *laughs*
Pikachu: Pika!
Kain: Futile attempt yellow halfwit.

A FEW STEPS AWAY...

Ash: Pikachu?! Where are you? Pikachu! Pikachu! Are you here?!
Something: *rustles the bushes*
Ash: *turns to where the sound came from* Pikachu? Was that you? *steps cautiously over to the leaves* Pikachu? You there? *sticks head into the leaves*
Something: *jumps out and latches onto his face*
Ash: AHHHHHH!! *runs around* GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!
Kain: *notes the yelling*
Mokuba: Who was that?
Pikachu: Chu!
*silence*
Kain: ...What
Mokuba: ...The
Pikachu: ...Chu?
Kain: *throws Pikachu into a tree and makes his way to where the yelling came from*
Ash: Pokemon, wild, Pokemon. *sees Kain* Can you get this Pokemon off my face?
Kain: Why would I help such an inadequate person such as yourself? *rips the creature off his face* What is this now? Three more things to sink my teeth into. *looks at the creature* What are you supposed to be?
Creature: I'm a fox, and my name's Tails, who are you? And where'd Sonic go?
Kain: A...fox?
Mokuba: *carrying Pikachu and sees Tails* What the? *drops Pikachu* Is that? *can't believe it* It is. It's Tails!
Kain: What is this little anomaly?
Ash: *sighs in relief, then sees Pikachu* Hey Pikachu! There you are!
Pikachu: Ka-chu! *jumps onto Ash's shoulder*
Ash: I'm so glad you're okay! But... *turns and looks at Tails* What on earth is that? And...it can talk! Like Meowth! *whips out Pokedex* Let's see here... *presses button*
Pokedex: NO DATA.
Ash: Huh? ...No data? It's never said that before...wow! This must be some new undiscovered type then!
Mokuba: ...What is going on here... o.o" *looks at Ash* ...Tails isn't a Pokemon...
Kain: *drops Tails* If you are done, let's continue.
Mokuba: But...what about...uh, okay then...
Ash: Hey wait! Pikachu, maybe we can capture this new Pokemon and show him to Professor Oak! I'm sure he'd know what it is!
Pikachu: Pika! Pika!
Tails: I don't like where this is going...I'm going to look for Sonic again. *flies away*
Ash: Oh no! It's getting away! After him, Pikachu! *runs off*
Pikachu: Pika!! *follows*
Mokuba: o.O That was weird.
Moon: *halfway from showing all of it*
Mokuba: I guess we should be going then...it's getting really dark though.
Kain: *walks off into the trees*
Mokuba: Hey, wait up! *runs after him*

MEANWHILE...

Jared: *trying to start a fire*
Grage: ...You suck.
Jared: Hey man, I'm getting there. *looks at the log* AH! Smoke! A good sign! *continues*
Grage: Whatever. *looks up at the moon which is slowly starting to show* ... *stomach growls* I'm hungry...
Jared: Well geez, you just ate a whole village, I wonder why. *fire starts and burns him* AHOW! DAMMIT!
Grage: Haha, loser.
Seto: *sitting away from everyone and sighs* I'm never going to find them traveling with you idiots...
Grage: Correction, you have a much better chance of finding Sam and that mop head with us. You idiot.
Seto: *glare*
Jared: Now that we gots the fire started, what do we do?
Grage: We get food. Obviously.
Jared: Yeah, I guess that would be wise. Kaian, go get food.
Kaian: You get it. I'm busy right now.
Jared: What are you doing?
Kaian: Sleeping.
Grage: With Kaolla. And they're not asleep.
Kaian: Yes we are shut up.
Grage: Yeah...sleep retorts...common.
Jared: How bout Seto gets food, he's not doing ANYTHING.
Grage: Yeah Kaiba, be useful for once and do something.
Jared: Yeah, and take Ed with you.
Grage: ...Why did you bring him with us again? I think he's dead. He still hasn't woken up....can I eat him?
Ed: *mumbles* Nn...no you can't eat me...stupid...fat Gluttony...
Jared: You can take him with you so you can get the fruit from the trees.
Grage: How is he gonna help with that? He can't reach the trees. He's SHORT!!
Ed: *eyes snap open and he sits up* WHO'RE YOU CALLING SHORT BEAN!?
Grage: I didn't say anything about beans you moron, now go with Kaiba to get food.
Seto: *gets up and glowers at Grage* You're not exactly doing anything either, you know.
Grage: Sure I am...these things can't protect themselves. He's proven that. *points at Jared*
Jared: Yeah, I can't protect myse- HEY!
Seto: *scoffs* Whatever...come on, runt, let's go. *walks off into the jungley area*
Ed: *twitch* You TALL BASTARD!! I'll show you!! *runs after him*
Jared: What kind of fruit can you cook?
Grage: Who?
Jared: You know, like strawberries and such.
Grage: ...I don't cook.
Jared: I see. Kaian! Go see if you can find any animal at all.
Kaian: What?
Jared: Go find an animal or something.
Kaian: No. I'm sleeping.
Jared: Behind that giant leaf?
Kaian: ...Yeah.
Grage: With Kaolla. And they're not asleep.
Kaian: Yeah, NO!
Grage: Never mind it anyway, Kaiba's out to get animals...with his arsenal of...rocks...and that runt. Yeah.
Jared: *sits down* I wonder where everyone else is.
Grage: I'm sure they're fine...don't know about mop head, but hey.
Moon: *almost in full view*
Grage: ...Man that moon sure is huge...
Jared: Sure is, and what's with that face?
Grage: *squints* Yeah...Sam said something about a man in the moon before...it sure is ugly.
Jared: Sure is.
Kaian: STOP SAYING SURE!
Jared: You got it Joe.
*a while later, Seto comes back out dragging a wild boar, followed by a very annoyed looking Edward carrying an armful of fruits*
Grage: Aww, he succeeded with no injuries.
Jared: But if he didn't succeed, we'd starve...TO DEATH!
Grage: I could live. But still, no injuries. Damn.
Jared: Yeah, too bad.
Seto: Shut up. *drops the boar down next to the fire and looks at Grage* YOU can skin it.
Ed: *goes and puts all the fruit in a pile nearby* ...How'd I get here anyway? *sits down*
Grage: *shrug* Nobody knows, kid. *goes over to the boar* Now then...
Jared: Hey, when that moon is in full view, I know someone who can help.
Grage: ...That ugly thing? Who?
Jared: Kain, you know, that guy who looks like you but isn't you in so many ways imaginable.
Grage: ...the villainous wannabe guy?
Jared: Yeah, but we could always find a sharp rock or something.
Grage: For what?
Jared: To skin it and gut it.
Grage: *holds up his hand which is all bloody and turned into a blade* ...Oh.
Jared: ...Never mind then.
Grage: I don't know why I can do this and yet not be able to fly... *starts gutting the boar*
Moon: *in FULL VIEW!* DUNNN DUNNNN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
Jared: ...Where'd that ominous noise come from?
Grage: I don't know... *snickers and chucks the spleen at Seto*
Seto: *gets hit in the face* AGH!! WHAT THE FUCK, YOU MANIACAL FREAK!?
Grage: *starts laughing and continues on*

BACK IN THE JUNGLE...

Kain: *walking along his merry way down the yellow brick road with Mokuba* Oh, we're off to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of Oz!!



(That didn't happen)



Kain: *walking along*
Mokuba: Are you sure you know where we're going...?
Kain: Yes, I- *gets hit with a sharp pain* AHH!! *drops to his knees*
Mokuba: *sudden concern! Runs over* Are you okay? What happened?
Kain: ...It's...it's...happening. *eyes go all red and demonic like*
Mokuba: *steps back* Wh- What';s happening? What's wrong with you?
Kain: *tail swishes out from underneath his coat and his hands are becoming scaly and growing claws*
Mokuba: What...are you? *growing fearful, but can't seem to move*
Kain: *coat rips and two wings spread out* *fangs start growing*
Mokuba: =O
Kain: *has finished transformation* It is time. *looks at Mokuba* You are first.
Mokuba: *stops his fearful awing and stumbles back* What do you mean? You're not gonna...?
Kain: *laughs and starts going towards him*
Mokuba: Uh...um...eh...SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

BACK WHEREVER THEY ARE...

Seto: *drops his food on the sand, where it is then taken away by a poor starving crab to his poor starving family* Mokuba! *stands up*
Grage: *chewing on a boar leg* What? You hear something?
Seto: *glares* Don't tell me you didn't hear that!
Jared: *gasps slightly* What was that? The wind.
Kaian: What did you hear?
Kaolla: Something about food?!
Seto: *growls* No, you fools! Mokuba's in trouble!
Grage: Aw, you ALWAYS say that! And he never is!
Seto: <.<" Shut up. I have to find him!! *runs off into the jungle in the direction he heard Mokuba from*
Jared: ...Well then. *turns to Ed* Hey you! Go with him!
Ed: *munching on a pear of some sorts* Wha?
Jared: Go with Seto, he called you short.
Ed: *face darkens* He...he...WHAT!?? Oh, that's it, I'll show him!!! *jumps up and runs after Seto*
Kaian: ...OH MY GOD!
Grage: What?
Kaian: *runs out from behind the giant leaf* SPIDERS! There's a freaking nest in there!
Kaolla: Eeek! *stomping on a few as she runs out*
Grage: *looks over uninterestedly* ...I've seen bigger.
Kaian: What are we going to do about them?
Grage: *shrug*
*silence as spiders scramble about for a moment*
Grage and Jared: ...Hmmm...

FEW MINUTES LATER...

Grage: Hey you know, these aren't half bad. *bites off part of a roasted spider on a stick*
Jared: I know, and for a giant poisonous one too.
Grage: It's not poisonous anymore though.
Jared: I know that. Hey Kaian! Don't you want any?!
Kaian: You guys are freaks.
Grage: What? If you don't like em like this, I'm sure there's still a whole colony of them nearby.
Kaian: ...Gimme that. *snatches the half of Grage's spider left on a stick and eats it*
Grage: ...Get your own! *grumbles and picks up another one off of a very large pile*

*SUDDENLY!*

Seto: Hurry up, Mokuba!! *runs out of the jungle with Mokuba and Ed*
Jared: Hey! There you are, come on we just started. *offers them a spider on a stick*
All: *skid to a stop on the sand and stare at the spiders* ...No thanks.
Seto: Anyway, this isn't the time for that, there's a giant thing and it-
Kain: *flies up from tree tops* TRY TO RUN!! AH HAHA!! *generates electricity in a bolt*
Seto: Damn it! We have to get out of here and find the others!
Kain: *fires it*
Fire: *gets hit by it and goes out*
Jared: Awww, I worked hard on that.
Grage: *stands up with a stick in his mouth* What the hell?!
Jared: It's Kain.
Grage: *takes stick out of his mouth and chucks it at Jared's head* I know that! What is he?
Jared: *stick digs into his head* OOOWWWW!! DAMMIT!!!!! *all calm and such* He's half dragon, half vampire.
Grage: o.O Oookay then. Any idea how to kill him...quickly? He's very annoying.
Bolt: *hits pile of spiders on sticks and they explode in a fiery explosion*
Jared: NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Grage: ...Damn. Those were hard to catch, too...oh, that's it! You're going down!! *sigh* Let's try this again... *tries to grow wings, but only manages to sprout little mini ones* ...Helpful...thank you body. *flaps mini wings* Okay, I'm useless for flying. Can we get him on the ground?
Jared: Yeah actually, but we just have to- what the? *looking for him in the sky* He's gone!
Grage: Hm? *looks up*
Mokuba: Where did he go? *standing beside Seto*
Kain: *appears behind Jared*
Grage: Well, he can't have...gotten... *stares behind Jared*
Everyone else: *also stares*
Jared: What?
Grage: Never mind. Hey Kain, mind if we take this elsewhere? These guys aren't worth fighting.
Jared: What? *turns around*
Kain: *grabs Jared's face and lifts him up*

BACK WITH SAM...

Sam: ...Why do I have a feeling that somewhere, it's the Yu-Gi-Oh movie all over again? *shrugs and goes back to sleep*

ANYWAYS...

Jared: AGGAHA! Let me go! Let me go!
Grage: You're wasting your time...not to mention you're leaving yourself open. *runs and goes behind Kain* Take this! *stabs him in the back with his...hand...blade thing...yeah*
Kain: ...*growls* You. *decapitates Jared, turns around and goes after Grage*
Jared's head: Sun...rise...weakness....GAH! Dead.
Grage: *still has his hand blade stuck in Kain's back, looks at Jared's head* O.o What the fuck? You killed him! You stupid mother fucking jerk! I was supposed to watch out for him for Sam!! ARRGH!! *digs the blade in deeper and twists*
Kain: *laughs*
Grage: *thinks* What the hell? What are you laughing at, lizard man?
Kain: The blade that you possess is weak. *hits Grage with his tail*
Grage: *hand blade comes out of Kain's back and he stumbles a bit* Ow...weak? Oh yeah, how about this one then? *Sennen sword materializes* It should be stronger...cause I don't think I like you very much.
Kain: *heals wound* That toy sword?
Grage: This is no toy, it's very real. *runs at him with it* You'll feel that soon enough!
Kain: If it's a sword battle you want, then a sword battle you'll get! *slings his arm forward and a sword comes out* The Black Sword will destroy yours.
Grage: We'll see about that. *swings his sword forward at Kain*
Kain: *blocks it and counters*
Grage: *manages to block it and ducks out of the way as Kain thrusts his sword forward, and brings his sword forward and up towards him*
Seto: Move back, Mokuba, this is getting dangerous.
Mokuba: Okay Seto... *watches the sword fight* ...Why is it going slow motion every time they swing their swords?
Seto: ...I don't know, Mokuba. I don't know.
Grage: *manages to cut Kain's upper arm*
Kain: Futile. *heals cut* Now die! *jumps at Grage*
Grage: *braces for the attack and goes forward with his sword, and it clashes against Kain's*
Kaian: ...Why are they fighting?
Seto: ...Sam's brother is...dead...
Kaian: Really?
Seto: >.>" *points to decapitated head lying on the ground*
Kaian: Oh muh GOD!
*Badger badger song starts playing out of Grage's ears*
Grage: O.o >.<" *tries to ignore as he fights Kain*
Kain: *swings upward*
Kaian: *eating popcorn* Who wants some?
Mokuba: O.o
Grage: *dodges and swings sideways*
Kain: *blocks it*
*both of them block each other again and jump apart*
Kain: Not bad for an amateur.
Grage: Shut up, and let's get this over with!
Kain: Fine.
*both of them lunge at each other again, jump and swing their swords before landing away from each other on the opposite sides*
*silence, even the badger song stops*
Grage and Kain: ... *both feel something fall down their backs onto the ground*
Grage: ...Huh? *looks down and sees long wavy black hair in a pile*
Kain: ...What the? *also looks down, sees long black hair on the ground*
Grage: Wha!? *feels his hair, which has been cut just above shoulder length*
Kain: *feels the same thing*
Grage: You...you bastard!! *looks at Kain all horrified*
Kain: ...You, you'll pay for that!
Grage: *growls* I have all the more reason to kill you now!! *jumps at him with his sword again and the badger badger song restarts*
Kain: *does the same, except the badger song has already started*
*thunder sounds in the distance and rain starts falling a moment later*
*lighting is flashing as their fight continues, swords swinging all slow motion, and everyone watching with a dumbfounded expression on their faces, when they jump at each other once more, and then...*
Grage: *stops abruptly*
Kain: *just stops*
Grage: *looks at his left arm on the ground*
Kain: *left arm attached by some stringy stuff, then it falls off*
Mokuba: ...Eww...
Grage: ...Fuck!! *turns around, still holding the Sennen sword in his right hand* DIE ALREADY!!
Kain: *stands still, breathing heavily when Grage goes for him again, and the sword cuts through him once, then again...and again*
Grage: *panting and watches Kain fall apart...literally* ...Finally...
Kain's pieces...of himself: *start reforming*
Grage: *looks at them* What the...
Kain: *reformed!* HA!
Grage: Damn it all! *runs and picks his arm up* Why won't you die!? *stabs himself in the forehead with the Sennen sword*
Kain: Killing yourself? What's wrong? Can't handle losing?
Grage: *arm heals back on and he pulls the sword out* You've got the wrong idea, I don't give up that easy. Shall we continue?
Kain: Yes. *stances*
Grage: Alright. *holds the sword out before running at Kain again*
Kain: *jumps at Grage...again*
Ed: ...How long is this going to go on?
Kaian: Until someone dies. DUUUUUUUHHHHHH.
Ed: >.>"
Grage and Kain: *still fighting, not noticing or caring that they're getting closer to everyone*
Seto: Mokuba, move back! You three! Go back with Mokuba too! *points at Kaian, Ed, and Kaolla*
Kaian: Ohhh, but this is a good seat! You can see all the action close up!
Seto: I don't care, listen, if you want to get hacked up, go ahead, stay here, but Mokuba, you hurry up and go!
Grage and Kain: *moving ever closer*
Kaian: You're such a wimp, Kaiba, they aren't even that close, they-
Seto: Shut up already! Stay then! Me and Mokuba are going- *cut off*
Kaian: Are going to...what now?
Seto: *shocked look on face* Ah... *falls silent*
Mokuba: ...Seto? Are you okay?
Seto: *blood starts running down from his throat and from around his torso and chest*
Grage: *glances behind him for a moment* Holy shit, you killed Kaiba!
Seto: *head falls off, and the top part of him falls forward to the ground, and the rest of him just crumples to the ground*
Mokuba: *shocked and horrified look* ...S...Seto... O.O
Kaian: Don't worry, I'm sure he's fine.
Ed: *gives Kaian an "are-you-completely-STUPID!?" look*
Kaian: What?
Grage: *still attacking with his sword and blocking* So many things to kill you for already, and now you just killed the guy who was supposed to die by my hands!!
Kain: Ohh, sorry, did I steal your kill?
Grage: And you're stupid too, I just said that, moron! *swings upward*
Kain: *blocks it* I was being sarcastic.
Grage: Obviously! *thrusts the sword forward and is blocked yet again* You're not very good at it.
Kain: And you're not very good at this! *swings sword at Grage*
Grage: I think I can manage to beat a lizard faced freak! *attacks again*
Kain: *dodges* I think I can give you the element of surprise now. *sinks into the sand and disappears*
Grage: What? Hey, don't think you can get away that easily!! *stabs the ground where he sunk down* You bastard!! Damn it... *looks around the sand for any signs of movement* This is where flying would come in handy...hm... *tries to grow wings, but they still aren't big enough* Err....at least they're bigger than before...that means my powers are coming back. *makes the small wings disappear, not noticing the growing lump in the sand behind him*
Kain: *comes out from sand* Hey.
Grage: *turns around* You-!
*SLICE!*
Grage: Agh!! *stumbles back and puts a hand to his face* FUCK!! *growls* My eye...you... *can only half glare at Kain now* That's it already!! *jumps at him with the sword out*
Kain: *sinks back into the sand laughing*
Grage: If my powers weren't so FUCKING WEAK RIGHT NOW!!! Rrr...you are still going down...powers here or not.
*ground shakes slightly*
Grage: *stepping back and looking around* Where are you...where are you...show yourself!
Ground below Grage: *sifts*
Grage: Shit! *jumps away and looks down* I know you're there...come out already!! *watching the sand around him and below him, but there are no more signs of movement* ...Where did you go...?
*a big wave comes in*
Grage: *pants are soaked...again, but he ignores it this time and continues watching the ground around him*
Kain's voice: If I can't kill you in my humanoid form, I'll kill you like THIS!
Dragon: *bursts out from ocean and screeches*
Grage: *cringes slightly, but is used to high pitched screaming...I mean, come on, he lives with Lisa...God...* Is that how it's gonna be, huh? I'd change too...but... *tries again, turns into a rock* ...What the f- Damn it!! *changes back* Come on then!!
Dragon: *flies towards the island*
Kaian: Man, this is intense, first a sword battle, then Kaiba gets hacked up, now a dragon! *sips his drink*
Grage: *braces himself with the sword*
Dragon: *swoops down and goes to bite Grage*
Grage: *ducks out of the way and thrusts the Sennen sword up as the dragon flies overhead, ripping through the flesh*
Dragon: *screeches and flies upwards, thick black blood spurting out of the wound on its stomach*
Kaian: Hey! Maybe it can get struck by lightning!
Grage: Don't try to fly away now! It's time I took you down for good! *sprouts wings as large as he can make them, which aren't quite as small as before, but still wouldn't make him fly* These won't get me around too well on their own, but I can still reach you! *runs a few feet and bends his knees and jumps, thrusting his wings down as hard as he can and launching himself up towards the dragon*
Dragon: *blood is still dripping down its stomach, though the wound is healed*
Grage: *goes all slow motion, prepares to attack the dragon with the sword as it flies toward him*
Dragon: *is going to bite Grage*
Grage: *swings sword forward and thunder sounds in the distance as they close in on each other, and suddenly a lightning bolt strikes down, hitting the Sennen sword and traveling straight to Grage, electrocuting him and he explodes*



We're just kidding...again. *cough* Please continue.

Grage: *swings sword forward and thunder sounds in the distance as they close in on each other, and he brings it down on the dragon's neck, ripping it open*
Dragon: *screeches and latches onto Grage's left leg*
Grage: Aagh! Damn it! *is covered in the black blood pouring out of the dragon's healing neck wound, manages to bring the sword back up and tries attacking the dragon again*
Dragon: *bites on Grage's leg as hard as it can*
Grage: *cringes and yells as he hears the bones crushing and feels the flesh ripping* AAAHH!! You won't...kill me! *goes to attack him again, but finds himself falling away instead* AH!! What the hell?! *his left leg is still in the dragon's mouth as he falls away* DAMN IT!! *stabs the sword into the dragon's side, preventing him from falling any further and climbs up a little, avoiding the wings and stabbing the sword deep into it's back*
Dragon: *screeches*
Kaian: I can't believe this, this is awesome. *eats popcorn*
Mokuba: *sniffles and glares at him* You're terrible!! He's in trouble!!
Kaian: Yeah? And what the hell am I supposed to do about it? *leans back*
Ed: You could at least not be such a dick about it. >.>"
Kaian: Oh fine, I'll see what I can do. *brings out Sennen Kusarigama* All right, I'll try to help him. *swings it around*
Mokuba: AGH!! *ducks* Watch where you're swinging that thing!!
Kaian: Now I hope this thing can go high. *throws it up towards the dragon*
Grage: *stabbing into the dragon's back as hard as he can, while avoiding the wings* You better drop my leg now, or I'll be forced to make you suffer as long as possible before I kill you!! ...Wait, what are you doing, hey! *hears it swallowing* o.o" NOOO!!! YOU FREAK!! YOU WILL DIE!!! *suddenly notices something rocketing towards them from the ground* AAAAGHH!! *moves to the side a little and a scythe hits the dragon where he'd been sitting, digging into the flesh*
Dragon: *screeches and flies around madly*
Kaian: I think I got- *gets pulled up into the air* IIIIIIITTTT!!!!
Kaolla: ...That looked like fun.
Kaian: Retract! *gets pulled up to the dragon*
Grage: *stares at Kaian who just landed beside him* And what the hell are you doing up here!? This is my fight!
Kaian: Well those wieners down there wanted me to help you.
Grage: *growls* I don't need your help... *pushes past him and carefully makes his way towards the dragon's head* And you really shouldn't be standing on it's back, you know, it- AGH!! *tries to grab hold of the dragon's back as it starts flailing, but only gets a giant scale* FRICKEN!!
Kaian: *goes flying and grabs onto the tail* AHHHH!!
Grage: *manages to stay on and continues climbing towards the head, stabbing the sword into the dragon as leverage as he goes along, then notices he still has the scale in his hand* What the? Go away! *goes to throw it, but drops it instead when the dragon does a sharp turn around, and it hits the blade of the Sennen Sword and falls away, bouncing off of Kaian's weapon as well before falling into the ocean* Stupid thing... *sighs and keeps going* Huh? *Sennen sword starts glowing very brightly, before dimming down and looking normal again* ...Hm... *takes the sword and stabs himself in the forehead again, his leg and eye healing back, but leaving a long scar across Grage's face*
Kaian: LITTLE HELP HERE! *being swung around on the dragon's tail*
Grage: I'm NOT going back there!!
Kaian: THEN AT LEAST GET ME MY FREAKING ITEM!
Grage: *growls, but turns and rips the Kusarigama out of the dragon* You better catch this!! *flings it down at him*
Kaian: *misses the handle* CRAP! *grabs out and manages to get a hold of the end of the chain*
Grage: *finally gotten to the dragon's head, and it glares up at him, shaking it's head from side to side* Oh no, I'm not going down this time!! *brings the sword down into the back of the dragon's neck*
Dragon: *screeches and starts going higher up in the air*
Kaian: *hanging on* HEY! GRAGE! SOMETHINGS HAPPENING BACK HERE! THE TAIL'S TURNING BEIGE!
Grage: What? *glances back* Heh...so what, you change color when you die? *takes his sword back out and stabs down as hard as he can into the head*
Dragon: *is still managing to fly* *skin around the sword starts turning beige also*
Grage: You put up a good fight, but I think it's time for this to end... *twists the sword in deeper, and suddenly, sand starts blowing into his face* AH! What the hell...? *coughs*
Kaian: GRAGE!? SOMETHING'S HAPPENING! THE TAIL! IT'S DISSOLVING! *trying to grab on but the tail's turning into sand in his hands, and suddenly the whole tail turns to sand and he falls away* AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *few seconds of falling* Well that was a waste of my time. *slams into the water*
Grage: What's with this thing? *starts sinking into it* Ah!
Dragon: *starts malforming as parts of it blow away*
Grage: Crap! We're going down!! *falls through* AAAAGGGHHHH!!!
Dragon: *dissipates*
Sand: *starts coming into each other*
Kain: *came from the sand* I'M NOT GOING DOWN LIKE THIS! *flies towards Grage*
Grage: *still has the sword, and then finally when he tries again, gets his wings out and flies back up*
Kain: The battle isn't over till someone dies!
Grage: Then why aren't you dead yet!? *flies at him full speed and slashes the sword out*
Kain: Ilum! *gets incased with a shatterproof blue orb*
Grage: *hits it with the sword, but it recoils and hes hit with the full force of his attack* AAAAAGH!!
Kain: *shield disappears* Your attacks are useless. *goes to him and kicks him*
Grage: *goes flying before regaining his control*
Kaian: *sinking to the bottom of the ocean and hits a rock, then opens his eyes and can't see anything, so he feels around the rock and grabs hold of something before making his way back up*
Kaolla: *at the water's edge* Kaian?! Where are you?!
Kaian: *resurfaces and takes a deep breath* What did I pick up? *looks and sees he's holding a pair of sunglasses* ...okay then. *swims back to shore*
Grage: *flying in one spot and thinks* Damn...how am I supposed to hit him if he's got that damn shield? Stupid magic users...
Kain: *breathing heavily* You aren't bad for someone your age. 10.
Grage: ...Eleven, but actually- hey wait a- How the hell?! *looks at him*
Kain: The mind reading power I obtained from a psychic. *laughs softly*
Grage: Mind reading huh? So exactly how much have you learned about me?
Kain: Your friends, your age, your name, your race.
Grage: ...That it?
Kain: And a lot of other things as well. I also noticed that you have a distinct taste for men. *raises eyebrow*
Grage: O.o" *thinks* /Gross...was that a come on?/ Yeah, so what?
Kain: No, that was not a come on.
Grage: Good....now stop reading my mind!
Kain: Very well.
Kaian: *lying back on whatever he was lying on before* Look at this, I found these cool sunglasses in the ocean. *puts them on*
Kain: I also know the whereabouts of the one you know as Sam.
Grage: *looks at him* How could you know something like that? Even I don't know where she is right now!
Kain: Do you want to know where she is?
Grage: ...I can find her without your help...it's probably a trap or something anyway.
Kain: Fine, find her yourself, but once you do get to her. She'll be dead.
Grage: *sudden evil death glare of DOOM* Leave her out of this...
Kain: If you want her alive, you have until sunrise to defeat me, only then will I give you her whereabouts. If it takes any longer than that, then I will kill her.
Grage: *growls* Enough talk! Let's finish this!
Kain: Very well. And don't worry about the shield, I won't use it, we fight hand to hand. On the ground.
Grage: Hand to hand, hm? Alright. *Sennen Sword fades back into the mind link and he goes and lands on the beach, wings disappear into his back* Come on, then.
Kain: *goes to beach also*
Kaian: *sees Grage and Kain* All right! A fist fight!
Grage: Okay, it was my first time fighting with a sword before, but hand to hand, that I have more experience in. *grins*
Kain: We'll see who's better.
Kaian: *all Mortal Kombat announcer* Round 1, FIGHT!
*Mortal Kombat Theme starts playing out of nowhere*
Grage: Heh...let's go! *runs at him*
Kain: *runs at Grage*

MEANWHILE...

Samaya: *groans and moves her head to the side* Un...what the... *opens her eyes to see many strange and dangerous looking objects and such all upside down* Huh? *immediately wakes up* What's going on!? Where am I? *tries to move her arms but she's bound to...whatever she's bound to. O.o* Hey! *looks up...down...uh...* O.O Wh-WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES!?!? AHHHHHH!!!!! HEY!! *starts struggling*
*footsteps are heard*
Samaya: *stops for a moment and listens* ...Who's there!? Let me out!! HEY!!
Guy: *wearing a mask and carrying a dangerous looking axe walks into view*
Samaya: *falls silent for a moment* ...WHO ARE YOU!? WHAT AM I DOING HERE!? YOUR EYES BETTER NOT BE LOOKING WHERE I THINK THEY ARE!! LET ME OUT!!!
Guy: *goes up to her and raises axe*
Samaya: What are you doing? That...that better be for letting me down from here...
Guy: *holds onto rope and cuts it*
Samaya: Eek! *swings forward*Let go of me!! OUCH!!
Guy: *starts dragging her on the ground, drops the axe and picks up a hammer*
Samaya: Aaargh! What are you doing!? Are you insane!? *is dragged away out the entrance to the cave they're in* ...Where are you taking me? OW!! *being dragged across many little rocks...and some larger ones*
Guy: The leader wants to see you.
Samaya: The leader wants to see me...ugh! Get me my clothes first! By Ra, if you don't get my clothes first... *glowers*
Guy: *drags her into the village, cuts the ropes off her and shoves her into a hut with her clothes*
Samaya: Ah! *falls to the ground* Rrr...that man is just asking to get KILLED. *notices her clothes in a pile and quickly gets dressed* And what a perv! What was the point of putting me there...and how did I not wake up anyway? *sigh* Now what...? *goes and tries to peek out the door*
Guy: *grabs her from inside the hut and drags her out* The leader will see you now.
Samaya: Agh!! Must you be so rough!! *stumbles behind him as she's dragged along*
Guy: *throws her into a large cabin like hut*
Samaya: *falls in* Damn it!! What did I just say!? *looks up* Huh?
????: Samaya, now what were you doing sleeping in our territory?
Samaya: How do you know my name? Who are you?
????: *takes off hood* I am Geri, the leader of this village.
Samaya: O.O GERI!? The flying girl?! Why'd you capture me- LEADER!? What's going on!? *thoroughly confused*
Geri: I am leader because I possess the ability to fly!
Samaya: So...you're saying you've been to this island before...and got a bunch of half witted villagers to believe you were leader worthy just because you can fly? o.O"
Geri: No, I haven't been to the island before, I was captured and trying to fly away, when the villagers were all like, WOAH and stuff, then they started telling me that I was the leader of the whole island. How? It seems that the last person who ruled the island, could also fly...don't ask how cause I have no idea.
Samaya: ...I see. So...why was I captured and put in a torture chamber with no clothes on? O.o
Geri: Apparently the last person we had captured got away from the wheel, I've dispatched people to hunt down and bring the escaped one back. You, we captured you because we thought you would have some knowledge on where the escaped one went.
Samaya: *silent for a moment* And...you thought that WHY!? I didn't even know where I was! And I have no idea where anyone else is!
Person: *runs in* We've found the escaped one.
Geri: Well, bring him in.
Person: ...Uhh, we found him decapitated.
Geri: WHAT?!
Person: *drags body in* Is this the one?
Samaya: *looks at the headless body* ...Those clothes look familiar...
Geri: Yes that is the one, but he's dead, he serves us no purpose now.
Person: Yes. *drags the body back outside*
Geri: Guess we'll have to test the wheel out on you. *points at Samaya*
Samaya: ME!? Wait a minute...that was Sam's brother!! Why did you want to kill him? ...And why do you want to kill me?
Geri: ...I don't know, it's just like that in this village.
Samaya: >.>" Well you're their new leader, it doesn't have to be like that!
Geri: I never thought of it that way, by the way, did any of you see anything that might've made an ear piercing screech in the sky?
Villagers: *look at each other fearfully* Y-yes we did actually. There was, a giant winged creature. Fighting in the sky with something.
Geri: Then we must see who it was. Quickly. To wherever the screeches came from! *flies away*
Villagers: *gasp, then quickly run off into the jungle in the same direction*
Samaya: ...What the hell? *goes outside* I wonder if anyone around here has seen Seth...hm...
Villager: Did you say Seth?
Samaya: *looks at the villager* You've seen him? Tall, brown hair with blue eyes, sound familiar? *hopeful look*
Villager: Yes, I remember seeing someone like that, he came by the village looking for someone named Samaya, and a baby.
Samaya: *face falls as she remembers her baby is still out there somewhere* ...Really? Do you know where he is now?
Villager: He said that he would try to find this Samaya in the jungle somewhere.
Samaya: What!? But...but I'M Samaya! You have to tell me where he went!!
Villager: He could be anywhere right now. Last time I seen him, he was headed north. *points*
Samaya: North, okay then...I have to find him! *starts going towards the jungle*
Villager: Wait!
Samaya: *stops and looks behind her* What is it?
Villager: There are numerous wild animals in the north, take this with you. *gives her a knife made out of some sort of bone* But who knows, they could be asleep.
Samaya: *looks at the knife and sticks it underneath her belt* Thanks. *runs off into the jungle*

BACK TO THE FIGHT...

Kain: Get up! You're not done yet.
Grage: *kneeling down breathing heavily* I know I'm not...hn! *swings his leg out and trips Kain*
Kain: *lands on the sand but gets up again* Then hurry up!
Grage: Alright... *gets up, and goes to kick Kain in the side, but his leg gets grabbed instead* Fuck, you- *punches him in the jaw*
Kaian: *still holding onto Grage's leg* You little... *throws him to the ground*
Grage: *slams face first into the sand, but pulls himself up again* Damn it... *turns around and grabs Kain in a choke hold* I won't let you win! *pulls tighter and punches him in the side of the head with his left fist*
Kain: *choking* Not, going...to lose. *elbows Grage in the stomach*
Grage: *lets out a choked cry and loosens his grip slightly* You... *pulls his arm back towards himself abruptly, almost to the point where he'd snap Kain's neck, but stops when he feels fangs sink into his arm* AAAGH!! YOU LITTLE CHEAP SHOT- *gets elbowed again and lets go of Kain*
Kaian: Who do you think is gonna win?
Mokuba: I don't know...they seem evenly matched...
Kaian: Who do you think will win, short stuff?
Ed: *glares* Don't CALL ME SHORT!! >.>" And I don't know who's gonna win...hmph...Mokuba's right, they do seem evenly matched...
Kaolla: I think it's gonna be a draw. They both look pretty worn out.
Ed: ..Probably.
Kaian: Awww man, what a gyp! *pulls out cell phone* Forget it guys bets off. *hangs up and crumples a ticket* Someone should die! *lays back* Hey! The sky's getting brighter. *puts on sunglasses again*
Mokuba: *stares at Kaian* ...You've had...a working cell phone this WHOLE TIME!??
Kaian: Cell phone? Are you on drugs? I don't have a cell phone.
Ed: But I saw it too, you can get us out of h-
Kaian: It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter!
Mokuba: Hey, that's cheating!
Kaian: SHUT UUUP!!
Kain: Hmm, you hear that Grage? Only a few hours left.
Grage: Shut up, lizard man. I'll have you dead ten times over before then. *goes to attack him again*
Kain: *goes to attack too*
Grage: *ducks before Kain can punch him and gets him in the stomach*
Kain: *cough* damn you. *knees him in the face*
Grage: *stumbles to the side, but recovers quickly and gets Kain with a swift uppercut*
Kain: *falls back and wipes the blood off his lip* Your power is getting weaker with every attack. *runs to him and kicks Grage across the face*
Grage: *flies a few feet to the left and lands in the water*
Kaian: Hey, I just noticed that Jared's body isn't anywhere, where do you think it is? Kaolla. You know where it is? *poke*
Kaolla: Hmm...? *shakes head and goes back to sleep*
Kaian: Good idea, let's go to sleep. *lays on his back and shuts eyes*
Ed: Finally.
Kaian: *sits up suddenly* WAIT! ...nevermind, go to hell. *lays back down*
Geri: *lands by Kaian* Well, what's going on here?
Kaian: Huh? Oh, I dunno.
Mokuba: Who are you?
Geri: Huh? *looks* Hey! It's mop head. Why are you next to that pile of bloody stuff there? *points*
Mokuba: ...That's my brother! *looks all sad again*
Geri: I see, well, any of you find the others?
Mokuba: No...and now those two are fighting...why did they start fighting again? *looks at Kaian*
Kaian: It was the spiders fault, that other dude blew them up and they started fighting.
Ed: ...That is the single most retarded thing I've ever heard.
Mokuba: And because of that, my brother is dead!! It's not fair...
Kaian: Well, let's just watch...I'm bored and because you're all here I can't have s-
Geri: Kaian...no. Just...no.
Kaian: Whatever, hey, look at that, I see rays of sun on the horizon, yes I do.
Ed: Such a long fight...and for such a stupid reason...uh...I think they're just seeing who's stronger now...
Kaian: Both look pretty tired to me, maybe they're both just weak.
Grage and Kain: *freeze and glare at Kaian*
Kaian: What?
Grage: Fuck off! *stops floating in mid-air and continues fighting with Kain* Almost sunrise...gonna run away?
Kain: Running away? No. *breathing heavily*
Grage: Well then, why aren't you trying anymore? *runs at him again and goes to punch him*
Kain: Same goes for you. *catches his fist and bends his wrist back*
Grage: *growls and lands a punch on Kain's side*
Kain: *lets go of Grage's wrist and kicks him with his left leg*
Grage: *blocks it with his elbow and they continue fighting*
Kaian: This has been going on for hours, and hours! AND HOURS!!!!!!!
Kaolla: Kaian, shut up.
Kaian: ...okay. what do we do until they stop?
Ed: *shrug* I don't know.
Mokuba: Can't we do anything to make them stop?
Kaian: I dunno, probably not. *looks around and spots a pile of rocks* Unless...*goes over and picks up a particularly large rock* Unless I can make a hit...
Geri: *looks over* What? You mean you're gonna hit one of them?
Ed: You sure you have good enough aim for that?
Mokuba: *suddenly looking at Ed* ...Aren't you from a comic book?
Ed: o_O"
Kaian: Watch this. *aims at Kain* You're going down! *throws it*
Rock: *flies through the air towards Kain but he ducks a punch and it hits Grage smack in the face*
Grage: *falls down unconscious*
Kaian: ...Whoops.
Kain: *silent before he realizes this means he's won* ...A default, well...that was unexpected but... *kicks Grage for any sign of life* Not dead...I'll take care of that. *smirks and holds out his hand to deal the finishing blow when suddenly a large rock smashes into the side of his head* Oooow, stupid...daughter. *falls over unconscious*
Kaian: There.
Ed: FINALLY!!
Mokuba: *sighs* That doesn't exactly bring my brother back...
Kaian: Don't worry about that, mop head, he'll come back.
Mokuba: -_-"
Ed: ...So now what?
Kaian: I dunno, what now?
Mokuba: ...I guess we should look for everyone else...
Ed: And those two? *points at Grage and Kain*
Kaian: Let's eat them!
Everyone: *stares at Kaian*
Kaian: What? I was just kidding, I don't want to eat Grage, that's just sick.
Ed: Uh...right. *shakes head and suddenly looks down the beach* Hey...! Look, there's people!! *points*
Mokuba: Where?! *looks*
Kaian: What kind of people? *looks*
*off in the distance, Sam is seen walking along the beach towards them with Seth all slow motion*
Everyone: *looking at them*
Sam and Seth: *still walking all slow motion*
Kaian: ...HURRY UP!
Sam: *stops and motions for Seth to as well* Holy crap, it's Kaian! *starts running over* Come on Seth!
Seth: *trying to keep up by running while dropping fruit in the process* Wait! I can't see!
Sam: *still running, then stops abruptly when she sees Grage lying unconscious on the sand and falls on her face* What the f-
Seth: *still running* Wait! WAIT! I have t- *trips over Sam and falls and fruit flies everywhere*
Sam: *sits up and looks around* Oh, nice going Seth. Now we're gonna starve! Anyway...what the hell? *gets up and looks at Grage and spots Kain* Who...?
Grage and Kain: *are facedown in sand and look pretty much the same except for the clothes*
Sam: Uh... *walks over to Kaian and everyone else* So, what's been going on around here- OH MY GOOOODDD!!!!!
Kaian: Well, it was like a few hours ago, Grage and Jared cooked some spiders and ate them, then that other guy blew them up and they started fighting, and then...*continues talking*
Sam: *screaming* SEEEETOOOOOO!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! What happened!???
Kaian: *looks over* Oh yeah, and that guy killed Jared too. So anyways... *continues telling details of what happened*
Sam: O.O WHAT!?!?
Kaian: Man you should've seen that guy's arm when it fell off, awesome. Then they chopped eachothers hair off, ha ha, idiots... *continues*
Sam: *silent* ...Okay then...so... *sees Ed* What the fuck?
Ed: ...Sam?
Sam: ...Nnnnoooo... *shifty eyes* Anyway...argh! I have to get the sword out! This better work this time!! *concentrates and the Sennen Sword materializes in her hand* Alright!!
Mokuba: ...What are you going to do?
Sam: Well I'm not going to let Seto rot away on the beach, for one... *starts arranging Seto's body parts so they'll heal together*
Ed: o.O That's not going to bring him back, you know.
Sam: Obviously. But that's where this comes in! *holds up sword* Now... *goes and stabs Seto in the forehead and concentrates again*
Mokuba: O.O"
Ed: ...You're crazy.
Seto: *healing together again*
Ed: Oh, what the f-
Geri: Maybe I should go see if I can find the others now huh?
Sam: Yeah, you do that... *finishes healing Seto* Alright now...this better have worked properly...Seto? *sits next to him and pokes his cheek*
Mokuba: He's...together again? O.o
Sam: Mhm...Seeeetooo....are you alive? Please be alive...
Seto: *stirs slightly and opens his eyes* ...Uh...what happened?
Sam: I don't know, but you were in pieces when I got here.
Ed: *falls over in shock*
Kaian: And then Geri suggested that she would go look for the others and then you healed that person and here we are now.
Mokuba: Seto!!! *glomps him as soon as he sits up*
Seto: Mokuba... *hugs him back, then looks at Sam* ...In pieces? What?! ...When did you get here?
Sam: Just now. And YES, it worked!! Now then... *stands up* Where's Jared?
Kaian: Weren't you listening? I said he got decapitated and disappeared.
Sam: How does a dead person disappear? ...You didn't happen to let his body and head get washed out to sea, did you? *evil look on face*
Kaian: Ha! That would suck.
Sam: ...Did you? *holds fist up menacingly*
Kaian: I dunno what happened to them.
Sam: ...How am I supposed to fix what's not here!? FIND MY BROTHER!!
Kaian: He'll turn up.
Sam: *holds sword under his chin* Find him.
Kaian: *looks at blade* I said he'll turn up.
Sam: I hate you so much right now I don't have to press hard for this to go through your jaw. Get up, and find my brother.
Kaian: *sighs heavily* Fine. *stands up* JARED!!! JAAARED!!! *sits back down* Well, I can't find him.
Sam: *eye twitches and Seto pulls her back*
Seto: Come on. We can find him on our own.
Sam: *sighs* ...Fine. *sword fades away* ...I know who can help! *closes eyes*
Seto: Hm?
Johnson: *appears out of nowhere* Hoo-hoo HWAH!!! *leaps onto Sam's shoulder*
Ed: ...What a bunch of freaks...
Sam: Come Johnson! Let's find Jared's remains!! *whips around*
Jared: HELLO SAM!!
Sam: *screams and falls on her butt and Johson leaps off to the side* Jared!? What the hell- ...Why am I surprised...
Jared: Why? What happened?
Sam: I don't know, I was told you were decapitated.
Jared: I see...well...here I am!
Sam: You aren't decapitated.
Jared: Nope.
Sam: ...Okay then. *stands up and looks down at Johnson* A job well done, Johnson! *shakes his paw*
Johnson: HooHWAH! *salutes and disappears*
Seth: *walks up with a huge pile of fruit in his arms* Sam! I got them all, even the ones that floated off into the ocean.
Sam: ...Good work, Seth. Just...put them off to the side somewhere.
Seth: *sets them all down by the water* There we go!
Sam and Jared: SETH, NO!
*giant wave comes in and washes them all out to sea*
Sam: ...Seth, you idiot... *sighs*
Seth: What? *looks* Where'd the fruit go?
Jared: The sea.
Seth: What? *looks out to water and sees all of them floating away* OH NO YOU DON'T! *dives into water*
Sam: Um, anyway... *walks over to where Grage and Kain are lying* ...Which one is Grage? And who the hell is the other guy anyway?
Jared: Well, that one's Grage *points* and the other one's Kain.
Sam: Oh, I should've been able to see by the clothes, but, heh- Kain!? You mean that dude from your story that I still haven't finished reading yet because you weren't finished that one chapter but now you are and still won't let me finish reading because you aren't finished a different chapter so I don't even remember where I left off!??
Jared: Yup.
Sam: Okay...that's weird...why is he here? And why is HE here? *points at Ed*
Jared: I dunno and I dunno.
Kaian: *looks at Grage and Kain* You know what would be funny?
Sam: What?

FEW MINUTES LATER...

Kaian: *walks away from Grage and Kain after putting Grage on top of Kain*
Sam: ... *sweatdrop* You know Grage is gay, right?
Kaian: WOAH! He is?
Sam: Yeah. But since Grage apparently seriously dislikes this guy I guess it's kinda funny. Heheh...
Kaian: Now we wait until they wake up.
Sam: *suddenly notices something* ...Grage looks very...beat up...where the hell is his left leg?!
Kaian: *sighs heavily* You didn't listen to me at all!
Sam: Well SORRY!! I was too busy screaming at the sight of my boyfriend's dismembered body and then bringing him back to life!!
Kaian: Well, they both beat each other up to the point where I got bored and had to end it with a couple of rocks.
Sam: Oh. Well can I heal him so just he wakes up to realize he's on top of someone he hates?
Kaian: No no, heal them both, it'll be funny.
Sam: Noo, I wanna heal Grage! Then we can just leave Kain with his hand down his pants.
Kaian: This position they're in can use a bit more retouching don't you think?
Sam: Hm.... *smirks and goes over*

FEW MINUTES LATER...

Grage: *is on top of Kain doggy style*
Sam: *snickers* There we go.
Kaian: Yeah, that'll be good.
Seto: *shakes head* Shouldn't we be going now?
Sam: In a minute, Seto...we can't go without Grage... *Sennen Sword materializes in her hand again and she stabs Grage in the forehead and heals him, but his pants are still ruined* And now, he'll wake up...heheh... *runs back over beside Seto*
Grage: Nng... *slowly coming to*
Everyone: *watches*
Grage: Mm...Vlaid... *opens eyes* ...............................Uh? UAARGH!! *jumps up and falls back* WHAT THE!??
Sam: *bursts out laughing along with Kaian and Jared*
Seto: *is silent before laughing along at Grage's expense*
Grage: *looks over at them with a bewildered expresion on his face* SAM? When did you- ...Why is Kaiba alive?
Sam: *stops laughing after a few moments* Ah...well, I got here a while ago with Seth, so I healed Seto of course...and...yeah... *giggles*
Grage: *gives her a dry look* That was your doing, wasn't it...wait...how did it end? o.O All I remember was throwing a punch and then...nothing.
Sam: Kaian threw a rock at you, that's what I heard anyway. Same to Kain.
Kaian: Except, I was aiming for Kain first, then he ducked and it hit you in the face, then he was gonna blow you to peices, so I threw a rock at him too.
Grage: ...Okay then. *stands up and looks at Kain* So...what now?
Sam: Is it true you guys started fighting over blown up spiders?
Grage: *looks at her* What? Oh...I don't know...
Seto: Ahem...Sam...we should go now.
Sam: Hm? Oh, okay then. We gotta find- Who's still missing here?
Jared: Well...I dunno.
Sam: *looks around* ...Samaya, Seth, Kari, Ryou, Matthew, Vlaid, Roland, and...all of the kids... o.o"
Ed: And I have to find Al! Also, I'm not sure how I got here in the first place...
Sam: Okay then...
Seth: *walks out from sea* I got them all! *walks over and trips over Kain and fruit flies everywhere* Awww!! DAMMIT!!
Sam: -_-" You know what, Seth, nevermind. Jeez.
Seth: But I spent all that ti- okay. I think they're still edible though, even the one I had to get back from that shark.
Sam: ...A shark? There are sharks out there!? Ehhhhh.....okay then, gather em up and let's go already! I don't want to be around when that freak wakes up. *points at Kain, who is still unconscious with his butt in the air*
Seth: Okay. *goes and gathers them up*
Sam: Oh joy! Let's go! Hm...me thinks we'll need some help finding everyone! And I know just the guy!! *closes eyes*
Johnson: *appears out of nowhere* HooHWAH!! *leaps onto Sam's shoulder*
Sam: He knows everyone's scent by now, so he'll know if they've passed by somewhere. ^^
Ed: ...Where does that thing come from?
Johnson: *looks offended* HOOHAAHAAHAA!! *points at Ed*
Sam: No, Johnson! No attacking people's faces. We've had this talk before. *pats his head*
Ed: o.O
Kaian: *stands up* Well, let's find em all. *about to walk away when a sharp pointy rock tied to a stick almost goes right through his head* HOLY CRAP! *looks to where it came from* ...Matthew?
Matthew: I found someone.
Kari: *looks out from behind him* Oh realleh? *gasps* SAMMY!!! *runs over*
Sam: KAAARRRIIII!!! *runs towards her all slow motion*
Sam and Kari: *slow motion hug each other*
Mokuba: Why does that keep happening?
Ed: *shrug* I have no idea.
Matthew: *walks out from behind tree and goes to pick uo his makeshift weapon* Well, what are we going to do now?
Sam: Find everyone else, obviously.
Kari: *pulls back* My babies aren't here, are they!?
Sam: ...No...sorry. -_-"
Kari: Oh...I hope they're okay...um...you don't think they're...in there, do you? *looks over at deep dark jungle*
Sam: I don't know. I didn't come across anyone except these guys walking around the beach with Seth.
Kari: Me neither...
Seto: Then we have to go in there to look.
Grage: Nnnooo, really?
Seto: >.>"
Sam: It should be a little easier since it's getting light out anyway...and we've got Johnson with us! He'll definately help, won't you Johnson?
Johnson: *sitting on top of a palm tree eating a banana*
Sam: Johnson!
Johnson: Hoohoo! *gives her a thumbs up and gets back down*
Sam: Okay, let's go. And try not to get split up. Seriously.
Grage: I wonder if those villagers will still come after us?
Sam: ...What villagers?
Jared: He helped me escape the wheel, yes he did.
Sam: You helped my brother? Even though you don't like him? *looks at Grage with sparkly eyes*
Grage: Tsch. Only for you.
Sam: Pfft, whatever. Anyway, thought of crazy villagers aside, we've got people to find!
Everyone: YEAH! *jump in the air and freeze*

FEW MINUTES LATER...

Everyone: *unfreeze and stand there*
Sam: ...Well, that was odd. Let's go already!
Grage: Yeah, man. *starts walking off towards the jungle*
Everyone: *follows*
Sam: Do you smell anything yet, Johnson?
Johnson: Hoo, hoohwahahahoohoohwah! >.<
Sam: ...Eww....
Grage: What? o.O
Sam: Nothing... *keeps walking*
Jared: I don't wanna know.
*after a few minutes of walking, they come across a clearing with a few huts in it*
Grage: Is this the same village from before?
Jared: I dunno, is a wheel there?
Grage: *looks* I don't see anything...the place looks empty.
Sam: Well let's go look then. *starts walking out*
Grage: Wait! They have dar-
Sam: *falls to the ground with a dart in her neck*
Grage: ...Nevermind. Okay, who did that!? *steps out*
Matthew: Hmm...*looks around* ...got you! *points to trees and finger turns into a sharp pointy metal thing*
Seto: *picks Sam up and sighs* Baka... *watches the trees carefully*
Matthew: *retracts metal thing and it has blood on it* See?
Grage: Uhuh..but, there are more of them....just a moment... *goes through the trees and disappears*
Ed: *staring at Matthew* o.o" I thought only Lust could do that...are you a homunculus? *suspicious look*
Matthew: ...I'm not a cloud.
Kari: I don't think that's what he meant... ^^"
Sam: *stirs and raises her hand to her neck* Eh... *opens eyes* Wha? ...Ah, damn it all! How long have I been out?
Kari: A few minutes... o.o
Sam: Really? Huzzah, my vampire side kicks in at last!
Seto: Can you stand?
Sam: Am I really that heavy?
Seto: I'm asking if you're alright. >.>"
Sam: I'm fine. But I like it here. =D
Seto: ...Okay then.
Kari: Um...where did Grage go?
Grage: *comes back through trees with his shirt bloodier than before...somehow...* Okay, let's go.
Sam: Hi Grage!!
Grage: ...Hi Sam.
Jared: Let's-a go! RIGHT NOW!!!!!
Sam: Haw!
Johnson: *staring attentively at one of the huts* HWAH!! *points*
Sam: What? Really?
Johnson: HWA-HA-HA!!
Sam: Okay, okay!
Jared: What, who's there? Someone? Who is it?
Sam: Seth!
Seth: What?
Sam: Not you, SETH! You know, the other one!
Seth ...What?
Sam: *sigh* Put me down, Seto.
Seto: *does so*
Sam: *runs over to the hut Johnson was pointing to with him and goes inside* ...AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs back out* AAAAGGHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!!! *runs over to Seto and clings to his arm*
Voice from inside the hut: Sam? Was that you? Why are you screaming, you fool! Get back here and get me out!! Sam??!
Sam: Ehhhaahhhhh....uh... *stops for a moment and thinks* ...wait...he's right, why am I screaming? *sighs and walks back into the hut*
Everyone else: o.O"
Grage: What the hell was that all about? *goes after her and walks inside* ............. *walks back out to the others and shudders* Nevermind...
Seto: *raises eyebrow* What?
Grage: Shut up.
*few minutes later Sam walks out with Seth behind her*
Sam: Well, I managed to set him free WITHOUT help, thank you very much! *glares at everyone* And I found his clothes! Whoopdie doo. Now we should continue and forget the terrible mental images, Grage.
Grage: I'm trying.
Seth: What is terrible about it, if it is something you've seen before? o.O
Sam: Shut yo face foo. *starts walking again*
Jared: Yeah let's go, we've got people to find.
Sam: *holds her hand up before anyone can jump up and freeze again* Yeah, yeah, let's go. Hey, where's Johnson?
Jared: I dunno, he must be dead.
Sam: GAAAASP! Don't SAY that!! Johnson! Where are you!?
Jared: Forget the monkey, we've got people to find.
Johnson: *stumbles out of the bushes* Hwahwah... *goes and jumps upon Sam's shoulder again*
Jared: Okay you found your damn monkey let's go find the others!
Grage: Yeah, man. *starts walking*
Sam: Huzzah! *continues on with everyone else*

MEANWHILE...

Ash: *jumps out from jungle with Pikachu in hand* Well, it took a while, but we made it out Pikachu!
Kaiolla: Why are you back? I thought I got rid of you.
Ash: ...I thought we were somewhere else.
Kaiolla: Well, you're back here idiot, now shut up or you'll wake up my sister.
Richard: *sitting underneath a tree making something out of a large leaf* Hmm, alright, it's finished, what do you think Jade? *holds up the leaf that has been cut to look like a bunch of little people holding hands*
Jade: Richard, I told you to make some diapers!
Richard: Sorry, I got sidetracked...anyway, what do you think?
Jade: *sighs* It's good.
Richard: I wonder where we are.
Kaiolla: We're lost, that's where we are.
Richard: You think we'll ever get back to defeating Kain? I mean, we left the others when we were in the middle of the fight with him.
Jade: I'm not sure, I think they can hold him off for a while.
Kaiolla: Who?
Richard: Kain, he's a person who keeps coming back no matter how many times we kill him.
Kaiolla: You must really suck at killing.
Richard: It's not that...I'm not sure how he does it actually.
Jade: Richard, we really need those diapers. Can you hurry up?
Richard: Well, let's see if I can find more of those leaves. *stands up and looks around* Jade? What if I told you that there are no more leaves like that left?
Jade: Then I'd tell you to go and find some more elsewhere. Surely this isn't the only area on the island with leaves like that.
Richard: Well, there's no more leaves like that here.
Jade: *looks over at him* Then please go find some more. And don't get lost.
Richard: *sighs* Okay. *walks off into jungle*
Ash: Hey! I was forgotten.
Kaiolla: Shut up or I'll throw your rat in the jungle again.
Ash: *shuts up*
Amon: *wakes up and starts crying*
Kaiolla: *glares at Ash* NOW look what you've done! Thanks a lot DUMBASS!
Ash: What did I do?!
Kaiolla: You woke up that kid.
Ash: I didn't even say anything! T.T
Amane: *wakes up as well and sniffles before starting to cry*
Kaiolla: AHHG!! Look what that rat did!
Pikachu: Chu?!
Ash: Pikachu didn't do anything.
Pikachu: Pika.
Baby Samaya: *wakes up and starts crying as well*
Kaiolla: YOU FREAKS! I oughta- *goes up to Pikachu and grabs him away from Ash by the tail and flings him off*
Pikachu: Pika! Pikaaaa! *flies into the sky and turns into a star*
Ash: Pikachu! Nooooo!!! *runs off*
Kaiolla: Finally. *turns to all the crying babies* STOP CRYING!!!!
Babies: *stop crying for a few moments and stare at her before crying even louder*
Jade: *sighs and starts trying to comfort them*
Kaiolla: Damn I wanna go home.

SOMEWHERE ELSE...

Richard: *walking aimlessly through the jungle looking for large enough leaves that aren't poisonous* Aww, this is taking forever, where am I going to find those kind of leaves? *stands still* ...Maybe over there. *walks through a bush and walks into someone* Ah! ...Who are you?
Vlaid: *blinks* Huh? Um...I'm Vlaid...look, Roland, maybe this guy's seen the others!
Richard: *looks at him suspiciously* Say, you wouldn't happen to be a vampire would you?
Vlaid: ...No...why? *raises eyebrow*
Richard: Cause if you were I wouldn't work with you.
Vlaid: You don't like vampires? ...Aren't you a human?
Richard: Nope, I'm an elf. *points to ears*
Vlaid: Oh, really? ...Uh...don't tell anyone, but I'm half elf too. ^^"
Richard: Oh good, you mind helping me look for leaves?
Vlaid: Leaves? Hm...sure, but we need help looking for some people too, if you don't mind.
Richard: Nope, won't be a problem, so, how many people are you looking for?
Vlaid: Um... *thoughtful look, starts counting on his fingers* ...A lot.
Richard: Hmm...I guess I could help, I'll look for the leaves later.
Vlaid: What do you need them for anyway?
Richard: ...Uhhh...things. Let's go.
Vlaid: *shrugs* Okay then...
Richard: Who's that? *points at Roland*
Vlaid: Oh, this is Roland, he's the first person I found after our ship exploded.
Richard: Ship? What kind?
Vlaid: A really big one...I'm not sure why it exploded...it was made of metal...
Richard: ...A metal ship? What year is it?
Vlaid: *gives him a strange look* 2006.
Richard: 2006! Good Ranz! I've been sent to the future!
Vlaid: ...Okay, now I'm confused.
Roland: ...An elf from the past? Mr. Vlaid, I think this young man has some head problems. We shouldn't trust him.
Vlaid: Uhh, I don't know about that. I've heard of some stranger things before...where are you from anyway?
Richard: I'm a Ratenousean.
Vlaid: *thinks* I don't think I've heard of that realm...do you know how you got here?
Richard: Nope.
Vlaid: Huh...and you're alone here now?
Richard: Oh no, I'm with my wife here.
Vlaid: Your wife? Why isn't she with you then?
Richard: I went to go look for leaves alone.
Vlaid: Oh...um...but really, what for? o.O There are leaves everywhere in here.
Richard: I need large unpoisonous ones.
Vlaid: Okay then...maybe we should get those first then...it would probably take a lot less time then looking for people.
Richard: Okay then. Try to find...well, what I said before, large unpoisonous ones.
Vlaid: ...Hey Roland, didn't we see huge leaves back there?
Roland: I believe so...and they looked harmless enough.
Richard: Hmm...let's go check it out then.
Vlaid: Alright...it was this way! *starts going back the way he and Roland had came from*

BACK WHEREVER...

Kaiolla: Those two morons better get lost in that jungle. Stupid rat.
Jade: I wonder where Richard is...it shouldn't take this long to find leaves.
Kaiolla: He's probably lost. That idiot.
Kids: *have quieted down*
Kaiolla: Well, now what? I'm hungry.
Jade: *looks up and sees bananas in a tree* Up there. *points*
Kaiolla: *looks up* How the hell do you expect me to get up there lady? You get them.
Jade: *stands up* Okay then. *kicks tree so hard that it splits in half* There you go.
Kaiolla: *goes to the bunch and takes a banana and sees some tarantulas on it* Hey! This is my food! Fuck off! *shakes the banana and the tarantulas go flying off into the jungle* Stupid spiders. *peels banana and starts eating it* Man, I wish you were my mom instead of that blonde skank, lady.
Ash: *jumps out from jungle with Pikachu* We made it back Pikachu.
Kaiolla: What the hell do you want?
Ash: *sees the bananas* Alright! Food! Come on Pikachu.
Kaiolla: You're not getting any of these, go eat those poison berries in the bushes over there. *points* Or that. *points to a tarantula on the banana bunch*
Ash: You're cruel ;o;
Pikachu: T.T
Kaiolla: *eating her banana and flips them off*

SOMEWHERE...

Richard: ...Are these them?
Vlaid: Yeah...will they do?
Richard: *looks at them* I guess so. *takes four of them* I'm pretty sure this will do.
Vlaid: Okay then.
Richard: Well, let's find those people then.
Vlaid: Shouldn't you be getting those back to your wife first?
Richard: Yeah, then I'll be right back. *runs off*
Vlaid: Huh? Um...okay then...
Roland: He's a strange one...
Vlaid: Mhm... *leans against a tree* I guess we have to wait for him then...
Richard: *running through the trees and such then comes to the clearing where Jade and them are* Jade! I got the leaves!
Jade: Well it's about time...I hope you got enough, they all need a change now...
Richard: Is four enough?
Jade: *looks at him* >.> For now!! You better go get some more for later.
Richard: Well, here you go, I promised some guy I'd help him find some people.
Jade: What? You saw someone else? Who?
Kaiolla: Was he with an ugly blonde chick?
Richard: No, but he was with some other guy.
Kaiolla: What did they look like?
Richard: One of them had black hair with red streaks on it, and the other guy had blue hair, but he didn't look like Alex to me.
Kaiolla: Doesn't sound like anyone I know.
Richard: Well, I guess I'll be right back. *runs back off into jungle*
Jade: Alright then... *takes leaves and sighs*

BACK IN ZEE JUNGLE...

Vlaid: *waiting quietly, doesn't notice the line of ants crawling up his pant leg*
Richard: *runs up to them* Well, let's go now.
Vlaid: Alright. *stops leaning on the tree*
Ants: *are now making their way up the front of his shirt*
Richard: Are you aware that you have ants crawling on you?
Vlaid: Who, me? *looks down* AH!! *starts brushing them off*
Roland: ...They're on your hair, too...
Vlaid: Aagh!! *trying to get them all off and stops for a moment* ...I wonder if... *tries shapeshifting and suddenly is very small*
Ants: *fall to the ground and start crawling around like mad*
Vlaid: *little voice* Hey, it works again! *changes back to normal size* Alright!!
Richard: Let's try looking over here. *turns around and starts walking but walks into someone else*
Samaya: Agh!! ...Who are you? ...Have you seen anyone with brown hair and bl- *looks behind him* Vlaid? Is that you?
Vlaid: *looks over at her* Hey!! You're...you're...Sam's friend!
Samaya: Samaya.
Vlaid: Right.
Samaya: Have you found anyone else?
Vlaid: Just him. *points at Roland*
Samaya: Oh...well what good is that?! I need to find Seth and Kaian! And my brother!
Vlaid: Well, you can come with us then.
Samaya: ...Okay, what are we waiting for then, let's go!
Vlaid: Right.
*they all start going off through the jungle again*

WHEREVER THEY ARE...

Seth: In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight! In the jungle the m-
Jared: You've been singing that for half an hour! Give it a rest!
Sam: And you only know that one line? Have you even seen Lion King before?
Seth: What's Lion King?
Sam: *sighs* You've never seen Lion King? You seemed like a person who would like Disney stuff...
Seth: What's Disney?
Jared: You know what? Nevermind, let's just go.
Sam: We didn't stop walking, Jared.
Jared: Oh.
Kaian: Where the hell are we going?
Jared: Wherever we walk.
Kaian: That doesn't tell me anything.
Jared: Yes it does, shut up.
Kaian: You shut up.
Jared: No you shut up!
Kaian: You shut up!
Jared: Shut up!
Kaian: No you shut up!
Jared: SHUT UP!
Kaian: SHUT UP!!
Sam: Both of you SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP BEING FUCKING FUCKTARDS!!! *smacks them both upside the head*
Jared: He started it.
Kaian: That was you you liar.
Jared: Like hell it was!
Kaian: It was now shut the hell up!
Jared: You!
Kaian: You want to go bitch?!
Jared: *punches him in the face*
Both: *get into an old fashioned deep south American fist fight*
Sam: *sweatdrop* Idiots... *leads everyone around them*
Jared: I'm gonna kill you!
Kaian: Not if I kill you first!
Kaolla: *grabs both of their heads and knocks their heads together* Cut it out!
Jared: Ow. That really hurted me.
Kaian: My head ouches.
Kaolla: *grabs Kaian's hand and drags him off to where the group is up ahead*
Jared: *stumbles after them all*
Seth: In the jungle, the mighty jungle! The lion sleeps tonight! IN THE JUNGLE-
Kaian: SHUT THE HELL UP!
Grage: Thank you.
Seto: We still haven't found anyone...Sam, that damn monkey isn't helping at all! It's just sitting there eating those bananas that appear out of nowhere!
Sam: *looks down at Johnson* He loves his naners.
Grage: ...Naners?
Sam: Yuparoo.
Jared: Well, take those damn bananas away from him! Then he'll be a helping thing.
Sam: He's never a "thing"! He's a chimp. Now then...Johnson! Give me the banana!
Johnson: HWAH!? *stuffs the whole thing in his mouth* Hwhwh...
Sam: ...Okay then. Johnson, no more bananas until we can find someone, alright?
Johnson: ...Hwh... *gives a thumbs down, swallows his food and blows a raspberry*
Sam: Oh, come on! You've been eating bananas ALL DAY!!
Johnson: HWAH!!
Sam: Just help us, okay?
Johnson: ...Hoohwah. *reluctantly gives a thumbs up*
Jared: You got the monkey to agree, now make him help us find the others.
Sam: Shut up, you fool! You can't understand him, but he understands us very clearly. So don't be offending him. I still haven't gotten him to promise never to attack people's faces yet.
Jared: Well, let's go now then hmm?
Johnson: HWAH! *jumps up into a tree* Hoohoo... *starts sniffing around and climbs higher* Hoohoo... *looking around with a paw above his eyes* Hooo...
Sam: Do you...see anything?
Johnson: Hoo...hooHWAH!!HWAHWAHA!!
Sam: Hey, he's spotted something!!
Jared: What is it?! What did he find!?!???!???
Johnson: *goes up near the top of the tree and picks a banana off of a large bunch* HWAH!! *peels it and starts eating it*
Sam: >.>" Okay, Johnson, if you're not going to help you might as well go back into the soul room.
Johnson: *flashes a toothy monkey grin, gives her a thumbs up and disappears*
Grage: ...Well that was a waste of time.
Jared: Yeah, now we're lost somewhere.
Sam: We were lost when we woke up. Now be quiet. *starts walking again*
Jared: Whatever. *follows*

BACK WHEREVER THE HELL...

Richard: We passed this tree already. I think we're lost.
Vlaid: No kidding...hm...you can't hear anyone? Maybe I should bring my ears out too...
Richard: I'll try. Keep quiet for a minute. *listens*
Samaya: *shrugs and goes silent*
Vlaid: *nods and stands quietly*
Roland: *does the same, then sneezes loudly*
Richard: Ah! Hey! Maybe I could hear better if I was on a tree.
Samaya: Nice going...
Vlaid: *looks at Roland* ...Uh, okay then.
Roland: Sorry.
Richard: *looks for a high enough tree* Hmm, ah hah! That one should work. *walks over to a tree*
Vlaid: That tree doesn't have any branches, though...are you sure you can climb it?
Richard: I climbed a cliff with lava at the bottom, a simple tree shouldn't be hard to climb. *tries to climb it but falls off* Okay, maybe I lost most of my climbing skills over the years.
Vlaid: ...Why am I not- I think looking for them by air would be faster! Then I could just find you guys again later! That would work, right?
Richard: Sure, I can fly, if two people flew around it would only take half the time.
Vlaid: Guess that leaves you two on the ground. *looks at Samaya and Roland* Unless I could carry you around...I need a bigger space to change shape into something big enough though...
Richard: I'll get a start on this then. *tries to fly but can't* ...Hmm....this happened before...no. I have to warn Jade and help protect those kids! *runs off*
Samaya: *perks up* Kids?! Hey! Wait for me! *runs after him*
Vlaid: *stares at the patch of trees they ran through* ...Uh...okay then. Roland, I think I'll go it alone then. I'll remember where you are though, or at least take you out of here...
Roland: Okay.
Vlaid: *tries again to bring his wings out and it works* Alright, we're getting somewhere...I think I can carry you with this form anyway. *gets off the ground and flies over Roland* Okay, just...hold onto my legs, I guess...but don't pull my pants down!!
Roland: Okay then... *grabs onto his legs and they fly up over the jungle*
Vlaid: Man, we were really deep in there! Well, let's get to the beach then... *flies off*

WHEREVER....

Ash: Come on Pikachu, I'm tired of eating poison berries, let's find some other food.
Pikachu: *passed out*
Ash: That's right.
Richard: *runs into him and pushes past*
Pikachu: *goes flying and hits a tree*
Ash: Pikachu! Hey! Watch...*looks around* where you're going... *goes to Pikachu and picks him up* Well, that was strange...
Samaya: *comes barreling through the trees after Richard and shoves Ash into a large patch of poison ivy before running through the other trees* WAAIIITT!!!

OVER THERE...

Kaiolla: Well, I'm bored, what do we do now?
Richard: JAAAAAAAAAAADE!! *blasts through trees*
Jade: *looks up* Richard, you're back...did you get more leaves?
Richard: Leaves? Oh, no, but there's a problem! A big one at that!
Jade: *takes in a breath and suddenly makes a face* Ugh...you mean like we need ANOTHER leaf now? *looks down at Amon*
Richard: No, there's a bigger one than that! Try to fly! Try!
Jade: Well I can't right now.
Richard: Okay, I'll show you. *tries to fly, but can't* See?! I tried to fly but I can't! Do you know what this means?!!?
Voice from the trees behind Richard: HEY! GUY! WAAAAIT!!! WAAAIIITT!!!
Samaya: *busts out from the trees and crashes into Richard* AUGH!! *falls backward*
Richard: *falls forward on his face* Ow. *gets up* He followed us here.
Samaya: Ueh? *sits up* I'm not a he...
Richard: He is somewhere on this island, we have to stop him or he might take over this..."future".
Jade: *puts Amon down next to Amane and the other babies and stands up* ...Kain...he is here? Oh no...
Samaya: Huh? *looks around Richard and gasps* KAIAN!! Oh my God!! *stands up and runs over to him* And the other babies...they're all okay... *picks baby Kaian up*
Kaiolla: Oh great, it's you again.
Samaya: *holding Kaian, looks over* Kaiolla...this is good, I can get you all back...
Richard: Listen, can you look after these kids? Me and Jade have to take care of something.
Samaya: I can...but...I need to find the others...I hope Vlaid can do that...
Richard: Great, come on Jade.
Jade: Right.
Both: *run off into jungle*
Samaya: ...I wonder what that was all about...oh well... *smiles at babies* I'm glad you're all okay... *suddenly makes a face* ...Ew...someone needs a change...

IN THE JUNGLE...

Seth: THE MIGHTY JUNGLE! THE LIO- *gets punched*
Jared: Shut the hell up!
Sam: *growls* This is getting us nowhere!! Why can't we just climb a tree and look for someone?
Grage: *stops* ...Oh my frick. I've been walking with you losers when I can fly.
Everyone: *looks at him*
Sam: I'm not a loser. T.T
Grage: ...Yeah, I know. But-
Seto: GET LOST THEN!!
Grage: >.>"
Sam: Yeah, go look for people!
Kari: Go, go! Who knows where my babies could be?!
Grage: Okay, okay!
Kaian: I don't know if I'm missing anything. *thinks* Nope nothing.
Sam: You have two daughters. Their names are Kaiolla and Samaya. You should care, but you don't because you're a frick.
Kaian: Oh yeah, well, okay, go away.
Grage: *brings his wings out* Kay, still works. See you later, Sam.
Sam: And Kari.
Grage: And Kari.
Seto: GO AWAY.
Grage: Go to hell. *flies off*

ABOVE ZEE JUNGLE...

Grage: *flies up out from the trees and straight into someone passing by*
Vlaid: AAAAGH!! *falls back and manages to regain control* Ow...what the?
Grage: Damn it! What the hell? *looks at Vlaid* ...Hey!!
Vlaid: Grage!!
Grage: That was fast. Sam and them are down there. *points*
Vlaid: Really? I just took that Roland guy to the shoreline over that way...I was with Samaya too, but she ran off somewhere...I think I have an idea of where she and the kids are now.
Grage: Alright! I think just about everyone else is down there, so...what now?
Vlaid: I guess I'll get Roland...and I'll show you where I think the kids might be so you can get them.
Grage: Okay, let's do this!
Vlaid: Right, now I was over there when Samaya ran off, and she went in...that...who the hell is that? *points*
Grage: Eh? *looks and sees someone else flying towards them*
Geri: Hmm. Hey! It's those two people.
Grage: Hey, it's...that flying kid.
Geri: *stops right in front of him* ...What? Kid?! I'm not a kid!!!
Grage: ...Aren't you like...thirteen?
Geri: Aren't you like, eleven?
Grage: <.<" That doesn't matter!
Vlaid: Heheh...
Grage: You be quiet. Sam and Kari and those punks are down there. *points*
Geri: Thanks...kid. *starts her way down*
Grage: I'm older than you!! Eleven is my technical age!!! >.<"
Vlaid: *snickers*

IN THE JUNGLE...

Jared: Seth, don't even start. Anyway, let's go.
Sam: ...Shouldn't we stay here so he knows where to find us later?
Jared: Whatever. *sits down*
Sam: *shrugs and looks down* Hey, a spider. *kneels down and picks up a stick* Hmmm... *pokes it and it explodes* o_O"
Jared: What the hell?
Sam: ...I don't know. *looks at the stick she's holding* ...Splodey stick? *raises it towards Kaian menacingly*
Kaian: What?
Sam: Testing. *pokes him with the stick*
Kaian: ...What the hell was that for?
Sam: It would appear I just found a new breed of exploding spider. Nevermind then! *starts looking for more spiders*
Jared: Well, what do we do?
Geri: *in a tree* I don't know. What do we do?
Jared: Who the hell? Where the hell? Why the hell? What the hell? When the hell?
Sam: Jared, shut up. *looks up at Geri* When did you get here?
Geri: A minute ago, just kidding, a few seconds ago.
Sam: Oh...okay. Did you see Grage?
Geri: Yeah.
Sam: Oh. Did you find anyone else on the island?
Geri: Nope.
Sam: Well that sucks. Hey, another one! *pokes a spider passing by, but it just goes flat*
Jared: ...Oooookay, what if people we knew came running by? Where did that question come from?
Sam: I don't know. What if they did?
Ed: This is so useless. How am I supposed to find Al standing around here listening to this crap?
Jared: Call him Alf, it's funny.
Sam: *snort* Alf?
Ed: His name is ALPHONSE!! AL!! NOT ALF!!
Jared: Okay then, I'll call him Alph.
Ed: >.>"
Sam: Heheh...anyway...back to the important part of life... *pokes a passing spider and it starts bleeding all over the place*
Sam: o.o" Whoops.
Jared: You think we'll ever get off this island?
Sam: No Jared. No. Just no. No. Never.
Jared: Okay.
*silence*
Sam: *staring down* ...How in Ra's name is this spider bleeding so much?
Jared: I dunno.
*more silence*
Jared: ...Hey! Do ya'll hear that there noise?
Sam: *looks at him* ...You are really bored. And... *listens* Why yes ah do.
Off in the distance: *faintly heard* Come on, who knows what he could be doing by now.
Jared: Interesting indeedaminly.
Sam: There's people in them thar hills!
Seto: ...What hills?
Sam: ...I dunno. *shrug*
Jared: I hear them voices of two folks!
Sam: Gawrsh.
Kari: They're getting closer! I wonder who it could be?
Richard and Jade: *come into the clearing*
Jared: Who the? Do ya'll live round these parts?
Sam: Hmm....them folk look awfully familiar somehow, pa.
Richard and Jade: *run right past them all*
Jared: Aww dangnabbit! We lawst em ma.
Seto: Would you stop that?
Sam: Aw shucks, but it's awful good fun!
Jared: Yeah, we ain't gonna stop because some rich city folk tells us to.
Sam: Hu-hyulk.
Jared: Us two be awfully retarded eh?
Sam: No jokin' thar, pa.
Jared: I wish I had me a chicken farm to look afta.
Sam: Oh, ain't nuthin better than havin some chickens ta look afta.
Jared: No kiddin' that there eh?
Sam: Nnnope.
Seto: *shakes head* You guys...
Mokuba: *sweatdrop*
Jared: Well, guess we be just waitin' round till some otha folk happens ta pass by huh?
Sam: Ain't that right...tis a shame it ain't likely...
Jared: Too bad.

ELSEWHERE...

Richard: Look, there he is! *points*
Jade: *looks* He sure is in a strange sleeping position hmm?
Richard: Yeah, you think we should get him while he's asleep?
Jade: Well, we don't want him to take over this world, so, yeah, let's get him.
Both: *sneak out of trees and go up to him*
Richard: If there's one thing I hate more, it's breaking honor, but this has to be done.
Kain: *stirs* Hmm...
Jade: Oh no, Richard, do it now.
Kain: *eyes open* Richard! *gets up quickly and hits him across the face* ...So, it's only you two hmm? This will be easy.
Richard: *recovers* Great.
Jade: Come on Richard, we have to get rid of him.

BACK WHEREVER...

Jared: Hmm, there be trouble a brewin' ya'll feel that there disturbance in the air?
Sam: I sure do! Some sort of scrimmage in the distance!
Jared: Should we do anythin' about it?
Sam: I don't know about that, you reckon there's anythin' we can do?
Jared: Maybay not. Let's just sit here.
Sam: Alright, sounds like a jolly knee slappin' good fun time to me!
Seto: Would you STOP with the accents?
Sam: Aww...but I don't wanna.
Jared: Yeah, weirdo. Wait what are we talking about?
Sam: I don't know...a scrimmage of some sort?
Jared: Oh, I see, what do we do?
Sam: I gots no clue.
Jared: Interesting, we'll just sit here until some poor sap comes by.
Sam: I guess we will.
Jared: Yes...we will
Sam: *stops talking like a drunken hick* Okay, I'm getting bored. What do we do until Grage gets back? Eh?
Jared: *also stops with the talking thing* I dunno, let's go home.
Everyone: *looks at Jared* >.>"
Jared: What? ...Oh, right, the island thing, that we're stuck on, damn.
Sam: Hmm..............................................
*long silence*
Sam: ..................I'm hungreh.
Jared: You're what?
Sam: HUNGREH.
Jared: What the hell is that?
Sam: That is my stomach screeching orders to my brain to tell everyone of my urgent need for FOOOOOOOD. That's what the hell it is.
Jared: I see, well, I don't know what to do about it.
Johnson the Blue Monkey: *appears out of nowhere eating a banana*
Jared: ...Are you thinking what I'M thinking?
Seto: ...You think?
Sam: GIMME THAT. *snatches the banana away from Johnson*
Johnson: .........Hoo.....hoohwah....HWAAHWAAAAAAAAAA!!!

*few minutes later*

Sam: *lying dead on the ground with Johnson sitting on her back happily eating his banana*
Jared: How long are we going to be here until?
Sam: *alives* Until Grage gets back. Or we magically appear back home and this was some sort of demented dream I had last night.
Jared: And then?
Sam: Then we look for whoever else may be missing, find them, and fly home! =D
Jared: Fly home? Are you kidding? That just might work. Can the flying people fly for enormously long periods of time without falling in the water and drowning us all?
Sam: Well I don't think that would be a problem for Geri unless she was carrying lots of people, Grage and Vlaid could do it...nope, I don't think we'll drown. Unless... *turns to Seto* Well I'll make sure Grage doesn't carry you. *big happy thumbs up*
Jared: But what if they fly into a thunderstorm and get struck by lightning and then the electrical charge gets transfered to us and then we're all dead and then we fall into the ocean and float away as nothing more then ash?
Sam: That is highly unlikely, as electrical charges would not explode us into nothing but ash, and besides, I think a thunderstorm could be bypassed easily enough, although we'll probably find some other island to land on if it gets that bad.
Jared: I see, but what if we were not to find another island to rest on and then they'd have to fly with us for hundreds of miles or however far we are from the main land, even if we did find land, it could be in South America, we could be lost until someone decides to find us, that will be highly unlikly because no one knows us.
Kaian: But what if they did? I could just use this phone for someone to come and pick us up instead of those freaks flying us to land, so what do you think? Should I or not?
Sam: ... *stares at Kaian* That things getting a signal?
Kaian: *turns it on* Suprisingly, yes.
Sam: >.>" And you knew this before?
Ed: And you were using it for betting?
Kaian: Yes sir.
Sam: ........SO WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?!
Kaian: Wanted to keep it waiting.
Seto: Give me that! *snatches phone away*
Kaian: You need a password to get it working, and only I know the code.
Seto: *looks at him* I've broken so many codes, you...hm... *thinks for a minute and punches in the code K-a-o-l-l-a*
Phone: Welcome Kaian.
Kaian: You sir, are a bastard.
Sam: Seto, the phone, or you?
Kaian: Shut up.
Sam: *Mario voice* Yooouuu got it!
Seto: *calling someone*
Kaian: Who the hell are you calling? Those minutes cost money you know. I can't phone long distance.
Seto: Well we can't be far off. People are probably looking for us- Hello? *starts talking*
Sam: Seto's so smart. ^^
Jared: People who are smart are nerds! Seto's a nerd! BWAH HAHA!
Sam: No he's NOT! GRRRRRAAAAWWWWW!!!! *pulls a Johnson*

*few minutes later*

Sam: *lying dead on the ground face down*
Jared: He is too.
Sam: *gets up* Well, I screwed that one up. Johnson!! DAMN YOU FOR BEING SHORT AND ABLE TO NOT TRIP ON GIANT TREE ROOTS! *kicks giant tree root* OW!! *kicks Jared* ....OW!
Jared: OW!
Sam: *pout* Seto is not a nerd. You're just a square.
Jared: You're a square.
Sam: You're a frick.
Jared: So are you.
Sam: At least I'm not a fricken square. Like you.
Jared: Yes yo- no y- Shut up.
Sam: Nnnno!
Seto: *closes phone* Well, some other guy working for me has found our location by tracing the call. There will be help sent right away.
Sam: Well, that solves it for us! But...uh...what about this guy? *points at Ed*
Kaian: *gets phone back* You know what? You just killed my phone, thanks a lot frick.
Seto: So I'll pay you back. Shut up. *turns to Sam* And I don't even know that guy, why should I care?
Sam: ....I have no idea. But he is not of this worl- Oh wait. A portal can be opened after we're out of here! =D
Jared: But what if...
Sam: Shut up. Hey, I wonder if we can open portals here yet! *tries and fails instantly* Aww....well, you never know, they could be opening, I'm just not good at opening portals, myself...
Jared: Good for you.
Sam: Actually, I can, just not to the right place. Usually. Sometimes I do.
Jared: Yeah, like that time you wanted to go to the Vampire Realm but then you opened something else, and then Seth tried to close it then we all got sucked in and then...wait...
Sam: That was Seth's fault! And...yeah...uh...
Ed: What?
Sam: Nothing.
Kari: I just wish I knew where the kids are...I hope at least Ryou is with them.

ELSEWHERE...

Ash: Don't you worry, I'll take care of you all, right Pikachu? ...Pikachu? *looks around*
Kaiolla: Look, I don't want you here, you, are a retard. I tossed that rat back into the jungle, so go back there and get it, but don't come back.
Ash: What?! Pikachu! I'm coming for you! *runs back into the jungle*
Samaya: ...Who was that? o.O"
Kaiolla: An idiot.
Samaya: Oh...okay then.
*something is heard in the trees*
Samaya: *stands up* What was that?
Kaiolla: I don't really care.
Spear: *flies down really fast and lands in the ground in front of Kaiolla*
Kaiolla: *looks down* I've seen scarier.
Samaya: o.o" *looks into the trees* HEY!! WHO'S UP THERE!?
???: *jumps down from trees*
Kaiolla: Oh my God! It-it's-it's, it's a box of cereal! *picks up a box of cheerios*
Samaya: *looks at the guy who jumped down and walks forward* Who do think you are, tossing spears at children! What do you want?!
???: I am Scorpion! Champion of the Elder Gods. Ruler of the ninjas!
Samaya: ...I had no idea crackpots lived on deserted islands too...what is wrong with you?!
Scorpion: I was engaging in kombat with my enemy Sub-Zero, when a strange portal opened up and sucked me in, and now here I am, and now everyone will think I ran away from the fight. But I am not a coward, I am Scorpion! Champion of the Elder Gods! Ruler of the ninjas!
Samaya: ...Fascinating. Look, we don't want you here, so why don't you go try and find your little friend Sub-Zero somewhere else?
Scorpion: Yes, it could be possible that Sub-Zero is somewhere in this unknown land, I will go an- FRIEND?!?!
Samaya: Enemy. Whatever.
Scorpion: Then I will go and find him, and win in kombat. *takes his spear back and jumps into the trees* I AM SCORPION! CHAMPION OF THE ELDER GODS!!! *voice echoing from the distance* Ruler of the ninjas...
Samaya: Well that was...odd... *goes and sits back down with the babies* Amazing that you guys didn't wake up...
Baby Kaian: *wakes up and starts crying, which makes all the other babies wake up and start crying*
Samaya: ...Oh...at least this could help someone find us... *starts trying to comfort them*
Ash: *comes out from jungle with Pikachu* Look Pikachu, we found them!
Samaya: >.>" If you're going to be here, find me something to make these kids some diapers!
Ash: ...Like what?
Samaya: I don't know...as long as it's large and unpoisonous, it will work. Your vest would work too.
Kaiolla: You might want to ask someone who knows how to find large, unpoisonous leaves, this guy is a moron.
Samaya: True...give me your vest then, stranger.
Ash: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! *gives Samaya his vest*
Kaiolla: Moron.
Samaya: *raises eyebrow but shrugs and looks at it* Now, this could make two... *rips it in half* I suppose I'LL have to find those leaves then. *starts changing baby Kaian*

ELSEWHERE...

Jared: I'm bored, when are the Rescue Heroes gonna be here?
Sam: *snort*
Seto: >.>" They are not the Rescue Heroes.
Ed: Rescue Hero?
Sam: Hey Ed, make us a shelter! I'm cold.
Ed: What? Why do I have to do it?
Sam: Because you know Alchemy, dork.
Ed: >.>" Oh fine.
Sam: Huzzah! I can boss around someone slightly, slightly, SLIGHTLY taller than me!
Ed: What?! Wait, huh? *goes up to her and puts a hand up to see if he's really taller than her* ...What do you know? I'm taller than someone! I'm taller than someo- *realizes he's pretty mnuch admitting he's shorter than everyone else there* .... T.T *goes and starts deciding where to make their shelter*
Jared: How long will it take them to find us?
Sam: Well, I guess that depends how many people they send. And they'll probably bring a chopper, so we'll know where THEY are, and thus can make our way to them, be found, and be on our way home! I guess it would make more sence to be on the shorelines then, though.
Jared: So let's go there!
Sam: Okay! ...Which way was that again?
Jared: It was....uhh....I wish I knew.
Mokuba: It was that way. *points* I remember because of that weird looking tree.
Jared: Yeah, and those three people fighting in the air! *points*
Sam: What?! *looks up*
Jared: So let's go over there and watch them.
Sam: *squints* Who the fricktard...? Hey, it's that guy! And those other people! Hm...okay then!
*everyone but Ed starts walking off*
Ed: *comes out the front door of the ultra supremely awesome shelter he made* Hey! Where are you going?! I didn't make this for nothing!! HEY! ...Aw, damn it! *runs after them* WAIT UP!!
*a while later*
Jared: Well, we're here, what now?
Sam: Now we wait. And watch those people... *looks up* There!
Jared: Yup, that be them.
Sam: Alrighty! *turns* Ed! Build us a new shelter!
Ed: WHAT?! I don't have to listen to you! You- you SHORT!
Sam: Pushaw, I'm a girl, so it doesn't matter! You build us a shelter right now!
Ed: *glare*
Seto: Just do it so she'll be quiet for a while.
Ed: I don't have to listen to you either, you...person!
Sam: *on the beach poking an empty hermit crab shell*
Richard: *gets thrown down and crashes onto the shell Sam was poking* Ow! You'll pay for that! *gets up and flies back up*
Sam: *looks at the indent Richard made in the sand in front of her and the pieces of empty hermit crab shell* Aww....
Seto: Sam. *throws a spear at her* GET OVER HERE!!!

...Just kidding.

Seto: Sam, get over here! You're going to get hurt.
Sam: Haha! Me hurt! Jibberish! Nonsense! Banana!
Kain: *gets thrown down and smashes into Sam*
Sam: AAAAGHGHAGHHGHGOWAGHAGHAGHBANANAGAHGHAGHAGH!!!!
Kain: *gets up and walks off*
Sam: *lying dead half buried in the sand with a Kain indent*
Kari: Sammy!! *runs over* Are you okay?!
Sam: *alives* ...Urgh...hungry...
Kari: Oh, Sammy... -_-"
Seto: *has come over, gets Sam out of the sand and takes her back to the group with Kari*
Jared: AH HAHA! You got hurt!
Sam: You're still a fricken square.
Jared: No yo- Yes y- shut up.
Sam: Anyway. *gets up* Nice shelter, Ed. *pokes a wall* Sand...
Ed: Not anymore.
Sam: Hey, if this thing was made from sand, wouldn't it be like...glass? Really fragile or something?
Ed: Not anymore.
Sam: That explains nothing!
Ed: Your fault.
Sam: Why?!
Ed: Your story.
Sam: Wha?
Ed: I mean, uh... *shifty eyes* Nothing.
Sam: Of course.
Ed: ANYways...
Sam: Yes...anyways...
Seto: Huh?
Sam and Ed: Nothing!
Seto: ...Right.
Jared: Is that thing unbreakable or what?
Sam: Nothing is unbreakable! *kicks the wall* ...OW!!
Jared: What's it made of?
Ed: Sand and rocks. And possibly shells.
Jared: So, it's unbreakable?
Ed: No...it's durable though.
Jared: How durable?
Ed: Well, I'd say it could withstand a-
Jade: *gets thrown as well and smashes into the shelter, collapsing it in an explosion of sand, rocks, and possibly shells*
Ed: ...Nevermind.
Sam: Damn.
Jared: No kidding huh?
Sam: Ha, well, no worries! He could just make us another one!
Ed: *has already fixed the shelter*
Sam: Ya see?
Jared: Incredimable.
Sam: Who are those other two? I mean, if that's Kain, then...uh...hm...not Cassandra...I don't know.
Jared: It's Jade and Richard you jackass... *looks at Kain* ...something seems different about him....Oh mah God! Someone cut his hair!
Everything: *freezes*
Richard: ...I thought something was different.
Everything: *resumes*
Kain: *traps both Jade and Richard in chains and throws them to the ground, then comes down himself* And Grage, you fool, don't think I've forgotten about you! *runs at him but then stops dead in his tracks*
Everyone: ... *wondering what the hell's goin on*
Jared: What's with him? He ain't movin.
Kaian: Same thing happened to shrimp over here.
Jared: Hmm.... it's happening to everyone who wasn't here before.

ELSEWHERE...

Ryou: So as I was saying before... *looks behind him and sees Leon standing still, then walks over to him* Are you okay?
Leon: *standing there...lifeless...dead...but not really*

ELSEWHERE AGAIN...

Villager: What do you suggest we do with him?
Other Villager: I don't know, we should get him off this rope.
Scorpion: *in the middle of swinging on his spear but is frozen*

ELSEWHERE AGAIN AGAIN...

Samaya: Are you alive? *waves hand infront of Ash's face but he does nothing* You were talking a few seconds ago what's going on?

ELSEWHERE AGAIN AGAIN...AGAIN...

Jared: Yup, it's weird, all these people, frozen, can't move, can't see, and can't feel any pain. And Grage, I know you don't like him but you're gonna have to stop beating on him.
Grage: *pauses in beating Kain with a stick and looks over* Why should I listen to you?!
Sam: When the hell did you get here anyway? I thought you were looking for the kids!
Kari: Yeah! >.>" FIND MY BABIES!! *chucks a rock*
Grage: *ducks and it hits the still frozen Kain* Okay! Geez...
Sam: ....Hmmm.... *stares at Grage* Did you change your physical being?
Grage: Huh?
Sam: You look different.
Kari: Yeah, like...taller or something...
Grage: ......Okay th- Oh. Right. The hair. *grows it back*
Sam: O.O What just happened?
Seto: Grage! Where'd you come from?!
Everyone: *stares*
Seto: ...What?
Sam: *cough* Anyway...why the heck is Ed frozen? *goes and pokes him and he falls over, crushing the sandcastle Seth made*
Seth: Aww...
Sam: WELL?! *points accusingly at a hermit crab scuttling by* DO YOU KNOW?!!
Jared: No it doesn't, crabs are idiots.
Kaian: Tell me about it.
Sam: Gregory's cousin is NOT stupid! *sniff* Just because he's foreign. Terrible...
Jared: Gregory was a drawing.
Sam: *silence* ...That doesn't mean this crab is an idiot. *mutters* Just cause it's foreign. Terrible.
Kaian: Well, what do we do now?
Sam: Gee, I dunno...how do you suppose that's possible? *points at Richard and Jade who are frozen in mid-air being dragged by Kain*
Jared: ...What the crap?
Sam: ...Uhhhh...
Grage: Guess they're fitting into our nonsensical realm.
Kari: So they no longer have to make any sense?
Sam: Sure, that explains it. You're a genius Kari! S-M-R-T! Smart!
Kaian: You still didn't answer my question...and where's my phone?
Seto: I gave it back to you, nimrod.
Kaian: ...Oh.
Seto: Right...well help should be here soon...then we'll have no problem searching this island for everyone else.
Sam: Grage, you jerk! What are you still doing here?! GO FIND THEM KIDS! And possibly Samaya. Or at least her remains.
Grage: Okay! I'll be back then... *flies off*
Seth: What if we swam home?
Sam: ...You do that, genius. I'll see you at home when I'm dead.
Seto: That made no sense.
Seth: Alright! *runs into jungle and all this sawing and hammering is heard*
Seto: ...That makes no sense.
Sam: Yeah, well, your trench coat makes no sense!! >o<
*silence*
Sam: ...Where is your trench coat, anyway?
Seto: ...Long story.
Jared: No it's not.
Kaian: It exploded! GWAH HAHAHA!
Sam: Your trench coat EXPLODED?!
Seto: >.>" It didn't explode, it just...malfunctioned due to the water damage...
Sam: How do you wash that thing?
Mokuba: He doesn't need to.
Sam: How come?
Mokuba: Extras.
Sam: Oooohhhhhh............. *turns to Seto* Can I have one? =D
Seto: No.
Sam: Aww...
Seth: *runs out from jungle with a metal speedboat* Finished! *throws it on the water and jumps in* Anyone? No? Okay then! *speeds off*
Sam: ...........................Now THAT made no sense.
Mokuba: *disbelief* ...Well at least the helicopter will be here soon...
Vlaid: *right beside him* What's a helicopter?
Sam: It's a flying metal box that carries people arou- OH MY GOD VLAID!! Where did you come from?!
Vlaid: I just got here. I brought him. *points at Roland*
Roland: Mr. Kaiba! And...uhh...Mr. Kaiba! I'm glad to see you brothers are alright!
Sam: o.O Whoa Roland, where'd your glasses go? I've never ever seen you without your glasses!
Kaian: *wearing Roland's sunglasses* They fell into the sea.
Sam: Hey Kaian! You found Roland's glasses!
Kaian: No I didn't.
Sam: Hey Kaian! You stole Roland's glasses!
Kaian: No I- ...yes I did.
Sam: Give em back! *holds out hand*
Kaian: Nope.
Sam: Give em back please? *beckons with hand*
Kaian: No sir.
Sam: Give em back NOW! *punches him in the jaw and takes the glasses* Thank ya's!
Kaian: No one punches me and lives.

FEW SECONDS LATER...

Jared: *just a bloody mess on the sand*
Sam: ...Why'd you do that?!
Kaian: He always comes back anyway.
Sam: That doesn't explain why you did it...anyway...here's your glasses, Roland! *hands them over*
Roland: *New Item music from Legend of Zelda plays when he holds his glasses up and they spin around* Thank you, miss Samantha. *puts them on*
Sam: ...You're welcome.
Jared: *alives* I have an idea!
Sam: Spin around and around in one place until we fall?!
Jared: Nope, after we leave...*pulls out Rocket Launcher* Let's blow this place to Kingdom Come.
Sam: *starts humming song*
Kari: That's not a good idea!!
Jared: Why not?
Kari: Well for one, we're still on the island, my babies and his babies- *points at Kaian* And Samaya and her baby are still out there! And there are other people who live on this island too ya know!
Kaian: Who told you about my kids?!
Jared: That's why we'll find everyone and leave, and I don't really care about these people who live here, they tried to kill me.
Sam: Maybe that's because you're killable. And Kaian, your kids were in full view on the ship.
Jared: Do you know how this works?
Sam: No, not really. And we should probably gather the people from other realms too now that I think about it...
Jared: You seriously don't know how this works?
Sam: You pull the trigger bit, and everything goes asplodey boom?
Jared: Nope, here's how it works. *aims in some direction and fires* It's a nuclear bomb! BWAH HAHAHA!
Sam: What?! YOU IDIOT!

SOMEWHERE OVER THE SEA....

*the Kaiba Corp. helicopter gets nailed with the bomb and is instantly vaporised*

BACK AT THE ISLAND...

Jared: *looks in the distance* HOLY CRAP!!! WHAT A SHOT!!
Sam: *staring out at the falling ashes in the distance, eye twitching, and turns to Jared all slow like* Oh... You are dead.

FEW SECONDS LATER...

Johnson: *attacking Jared's face, screeching maniacly*
Jared: GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF!!! *runs into a tree*
Johnson: *jumps on top of Jared's head and starts trying to claw at his eyes*
Sam: *laughing maniacly in the background*
Jared: *turns around* GET...OFF! *grabs Johnson's tail and throws him at Sam*
Sam: *pauses in laughing maniacly long enough to see the blue monkey speeding towards her at a million miles an hour* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *Johnson smashes into her and they fly into the bushes*
Kari: -__-" Ah, Sammy...you and that weird blue monkey of yours...
Seto: ..... *tries to ignore them off to the side*
Vlaid: So then...maybe I should go see if Grage found the kids yet...I think I've still got the location right... *gets up* I'll be back in a bit. *flies off*
Kari: ...Why didn't he do that sooner?
Sam: Uuuggh.... *climbs out of the bushes with a Johnson stuck clinging to her shirt* I don't know...
Johnson: Hoohwaahhhh..... @.@''
Kaian: *on his phone* Geez...these jokes aren't as hilarious as the commercials say they are. They wasted all my battery power. *throws phone into ocean* Stupid, stupid jokes.
Sam: ...You wasted your battery power texting those stupid joke hotlines?!
Kaian: Yeah, listen to this joke I got.
Sam: I don't WANNA!! Rrrgh...I hope Grage and Vlaid get back soon. I wanna go home soon. *goes and starts poking Kain with the stick Grage was beating him with earlier*
Jared: Wait. You wasted your battery power?!
Kaian: Yeah.
Jared: Ohh, you moron! Now how are we supposed to let people know where we are? *goes up to him and kicks him*
Sam: Well hey. I'll bet that helicopter was being monitered or something by Kaiba Corp...so someone else will be sent out. If not, Grage and Vlaid and Geri- wherever the hell she is- will have to take us home. Or just Grage or Vlaid, if they're willing to just turn into a boat or something.
Jared: I think Matthew would just sink it, cause, you know, he's like 567 lbs or something.
Sam: ...Listen to my words. Turn into a boat. Or something. They are not that weak, you know.
Jared: ...Then why the HELL didn't they do that before?!
Sam: Because we need to find everyone first! ADUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jared: Well he could...actually, nevermind.
Sam: Fufufu....pwned yet again. Anywho...you can stop the clinging, Johnson. Or are you dead? You better not be...stinking monkey corpse stuck to my shirt...
Johnson: HWAH?!
Sam: Nothing! Nothing...really, glad you're alright.
Johnson: Huhwahoo...hwahh...
Sam: >.>" Shut up.
Kari: ...How come you understand him and me and Grage and Samaya don't?
Sam: ...That's a good question. I don't know.
Kaian: *sitting on the sand playing his guitar*
Sam: What the f- Hey, Kaian?
Kaian: WHAT?!
Sam: Since Kaiolla and baby Samaya live with you and Kaolla there in your soulroom, wouldn't they technically be at home once they're with you again?
Kaian: I dunno. *continues*
Sam: You suck. *stands* Well, I'm sufficiently bored. What do we do now?
Mokuba: I don't know...
Jared: I know! Let's hold a Mortal Kombat tournament!
Sam: We don't have equipment for no damned Mortal Kombat tournament! Shut up!
Jared: I know! Let's tell this! To do stuff for us! *pulls out robotic kitten*
Sam: ...Okay! Oh mighty kitten! Make me a sandwich!
Kitten: *explodes in an apocaliptic inferno*
Sam: *cough* ...Wow. That sucked. How about we just beat Kain with a stick?
Jared: Or we could...make a duck out of wood.
Sam: *stares*
Everyone else: *stares*

FEW MINUTES LATER...

Everyone: *carving ducks out of wood*
Sam: Man, I don't think this thing was made for carving animals out of driftwood. *trying to make a presentable duck with the sennen sword*
Matthew: *has made the most perfectist duck, and it even floats*
Sam: It's like SOAP! *pokes it*
Matthew's wooden duck: *floats out to sea, never to be seen again*
Matthew: Ohh. You idiot! *extends finger and cuts her arm off*
Sam: *looks down at her arm on the sand and her shoulder gushing blood* ...Now that wasn't nice. I was just gonna give you MY duck!! *holds out poorly carved duck that looks like the letter U with a beak and legs*
Kari: Oh my gosh, SAM!!
Seto: Why'd you do that?!
Sam: ...I like my duck, shut up.
Seto: >.>" Not THAT!! And not you, him!
Sam: Oh. OW MY ARM!! IT SPEWWWWS!!!
Kari: o.O *goes over and picks her arm up and proceeds to take the sword to heal her*
Jared: Geez Matthew, it's just a duck.
Sam: *healed up* Yey, my arm! And are you gonna take this as compensation or what? *holds out poorly carved duck that looks like the letter U with a beak and legs out to Matthew again*
Matthew: *takes it and snaps it in half*
Sam: QUACKERS! NUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto: ...Quackers?
Sam: *snatches the two pieces back and pets them* Don't worry, Quackers, I'll get you all fixed up with superglue back home...yes I will....don't give up, Quackers! Don't give up!
Mokuba: I think she's been on this island too long.
Seto: Who knows with her sometimes... *shakes head*
Jared: Well, I'm bored, let's roast some spiders!
Sam: Spiders? o.O
Kari: ...Spiiiiiderrrrs? o.o"
Jared: Yup, they're really good.
Sam: Oh really now...uh....you have fun catching and eating those then! Come on Johnson, let's go fishing! *runs off with a stick, and Johnson riding on her back*
Kari: Eh...Sammy! Wait up! *runs after her*
Matthew: Hey uh...Kaiba person, is another helicopter coming or what?
Seto: I can't be too sure about that now... *glares at Jared* But if we're lucky someone will have noticed by now and we can be back home by tomorrow at least.
Jared: What? It was an awesome shot.
Seto: Just shut up. *walks off to where Sam and Kari are*
Jared: We need fire...and I know where to get it from! *pulls out another robotic kitten and buries it under a pile of sticks and runs away* MAKE ME A SANDWICH!
Kitten: *walks out from under the sticks and into the jungle*
Jared: ...

FEW SECONDS LATER...

Kitten: *returns with a sandwich made of various leaves and such and goes up to Jared*
Jared: Oh, thank you. *takes it*
Kitten: *explodes in an apocaliptic inferno*
Mokuba: ...Man I'm glad I'm at a distance.
Sam: HAHAHA! SUCKA! Hey Johnson, you got anything yet? *is standing knee deep in the water holding out the stick, where Johnson is hanging on with his tail while underwater*
Johnson: *bubbles*
Sam: Alright! *pulls the stick up to reveal Johnson with a large octopus stuck to his face*
Johnson: *muffled screeches*
Sam: ...What is an octopus like that doing this close to shore? Ahh well, land ho! *tosses stick along with Johnson and the octopus onto the shore and runs over* Don't worry Johnson! I'll save you! *starts trying to pull the octopus off*
Seto: ...That's not going to work you know.
Sam: Why noooot? *tugs and the octopus clings tighter* ...Aww...
Matthew: *walks over to them* Is that monkey dying?
Sam: In a minute. *still trying to pull the offending mollusk away*
Matthew: Is it or not? I'll kill that damn thing if it is.
Sam: ...The octopus or Johnson?
Matthew: The octopus. *shakes head and whispers to self* Moron.
Sam: I heard that. *sigh* Okay, okay, kill this thing before Johnson snuffs it.
Matthew: *picks up octopus* Let go of the chimp.
Octopus: *sprays ink*
Matthew: *covered in ink* All right you bastard, you asked for it! *rips off all eight tentacles*
Rest of octopus: *falls to ground*
Johnson: *falls to the ground too* HAA!! *starts coughing*
Sam: I didn't know monkeys could cough...Johnson, are you okay?! *goes and pick him up*
Johnson: Hoohwah...
Sam: Okay! ^_^
Seto: *ignoring them all whilst watching for any sign of help coming along*
Sam: Hey...did anyone happen to notice where Seth went?
Matthew: He took off in that boat.
Sam: Not THAT Seth, the other one!
Kari: ...Hey yeah, wasn't he with us?
Sam: Man are we slow. Or maybe he's just really forgettable. We might've lost him in the jungle before or something.
Matthew: Yeah maybe, go look for him then, I'll take care of the fish.
Seth: *sitting under a tree* I'm right here, you morons...
Sam: OH! SETH! You really are just forgettable then.
Seth: <.<"
Sam: Well that's okay, don't feel bad. Just because your reincarnation gets more attention and story script time then you-
Matthew: Don't break the fourth wall..don't do it man! We can't afford it.
Sam: OH! Sorry...uhh...yeah. Sorry. Seth, you're invisible.
Seth: No I'm not!
Sam: You hear something, Seto?
Seto: ...No.
Sam: Mhm. Back to fishing! Matthew, you've got metal fingers! Catch a fish!
Matthew: How bout I just catch a bunch of fish at the same time. *turns arm into a high voltage thing and connects it with the water*

FEW SECONDS LATER...

*hundreds of fish and a whale float to the surface upside down*
Sam: Nice going Matthew. A... *squints* An orca?! That makes no sense.
Seto: *raises eyebrow* No, but what does here?
Sam: That's a point to be taken into consideration.
Kari: Or is it...?
Sam: Apparently.
Matthew: Take it into consideration later. Help me gather these fish.
Johnson: *walks out of the jungle with a newly constructed fishing rod and sees the water's surface littered with dead fish and a whale* ......... *sighs exasperatedly, snaps the fishing rod over his knee and stomps back into the jungle*
Sam: Aww, Johnson. *looks out at the sea* Well, I'm not going in there.
Matthew: Why?
Sam: I don't like the ocean. It's ugly. Well, ocean things are ugly. And they have teeth. Millions and millions of teeth. Yup.
Seto: What creature in this world, pray tell, has a million teeth?
Sam: ...The ones in there. *points at water and turns away*
Matthew: Fine, I'll do it myself. *walks into ocean and starts collecting fish*
Kari: ...I wonder what's taking Grage and Vlaid so long?! You don't think something bad happened do you?
Sam: *snort* Yeah, they found each other before anyone else. *snicker snicker*
Seto: Ew.
Kari: Aw Sam, be serious.
Sam: It is a possibilty...or maybe Grage flew into a power line.
Seto: WHAT power line?!
Sam: Whoa, somebody's grumpy.
Kari: *sigh* I just want to see them again...
Sam: You will! Eventually. Soon. You will.
Matthew: *comes back with all the fish and dumps them on the ground* I can't go any further for the whale, I sink too deep to reach it.
Sam: Who wants to eat Free Willy anyway? Let's get these things ready now!
Johnson: *comes out of the jungle dragging along a makeshift net made of grass and sees the huge pile of fish on the shore* ........... *screeches angrily and starts ripping the net apart while shouting monkey profanities*
Sam: Aww, Johnson. Watch your mouth. Now how do we start a fire? And don't even try to bring out another damn kitten, Jared!
Jared: *has a kitten on the ground* ...Aww. *kicks it into the ocean*
*large amount of bubbles come to the surface where the kitten sank a few moments later*
Sam: Right...now then...fire...damn...Vlaid shoulda stayed here.
Jared: I know what'll do the trick! *pulls out Rocket Launcher and aims it at the pile of sticks*
Sam: PUT THAT AWAY!!
Matthew: *kicks it out of his hands and it lands in the ocean* Idiot.
Sam: ...How did you get a fire last time?
Jared: Umm...by...sticks.
Sam: Old fashioned stick fire! ...Seto, do you know how to do that?
Jared: Of course he doesn't! I did it, he was just sitting around eating doughnuts.
Seto: Huh? o.O
Sam: Seto, you terrible person. Eating doughnuts.
Seto: >.>"
Jared: Whatever, get me two sticks!
Sam: Why don't you just go over to the pile of sticks?
Jared: That works.

FEW MINUTES LATER...

Jared: Almost done!
Sticks: *burst into flames consuming Jared along with them*
Jared: AHHAHGHGHHGHAHHAHHGAHAGHAHGAHAGAH!!! *burns to the ground*
Sam: ............................Alright, FIRE!! *tosses a fish in it*
Seto: ....Okay then...
Kaian: I have an idea. *gets up and pushes Matthew into the fire*
Matthew: *clothes and skin start burning off* What the hell did you do that for?
Kaian: You can be our frying pan.
Sam: I like my idea better. *holds a fish on a stick over the flames*
Matthew: *walks out of the fire* I am not a frying pan. *hits Kaian across the face both hurting him and burning him*
Kaian: Ow. That hurt...in both ways, I don't know what hurt more.
Sam: Aw, you hurt Kaian's feelings, Matthew. For shame.
Matthew: I don't give a damn.
Sam: You better kiss and make up anyhow.
Matthew: Like hell. *punches and breaks Kaian's jaw*
Sam: Okay, now that was just unneccesary. On the contrary, it was quite entertaining! Do it again!
Kaian: *just finished healing his burn and fixing his jaw*
Matthew: *sky darkens and he grabs Kaian's arm and rips it off, then digs into his chest and rips out his heart, then punches him across the face twice then kicks him and then hits him to his knees and punches him across the face four times before ripping his spine out* YEAH! *Holds fist up in the air*
Some Voice: Matthew Wins! Ultimate Fatality! *sky returns to normal*
Sam: Matthew, there are children here.
Seth: No there aren't.
Sam: There's A children! *points at Mokuba*
Mokuba: ...After seeing Seto chopped to pieces...meh. *goes back to eating fish*
Sam: Oh the poor shreds of innocence...washed away in a sea of Kaian's blood.
Seto: -_-"
Kari: *spattered with said blood* Uh...I think I'll finish up later... *stands and goes over to the water's edge*
Sam: Watch out for barracudas!
Kari: .............Aww, now I'm too worried to go wash this off!
Sam: Johnson! Go splash her!
Johnson: *goes and cannonballs into an oncoming wave which washes over Kari*
*wave receeds and Kari and Johnson are both facedown in the sand*
Jared: I want chips, let's make some chips.
Sam: Potatoes don't grow on this island as far as I know.
Jared: *looks at Kaian* Someone should probably get him back to life.
Sam: Should. *continues eating*
Jared: Yeah. *eats fish*
Kari: *trudges back over with Johnson and sits down* Ugh, now I'm cold.
Sam: Where's Kaolla? Is she dead?
Jared: Hmm... *looks around* uhh.... *searching* hmm...I don't know.
Sam: Ah. Well, I'm full.
Seto: *looks over* You've only had half a fish. How could you be full?
Sam: I don't know.
Seto: ... *shrugs and continues eating his own fish*
Sam: Man, what IS taking Grage and Vlaid so long? Maybe they couldn't locate where the kids were again and are searching on foot...but that wouldn't make much sense.
Kari: So many things don't make sense anymore it doesn't make sense to even say it.
Sam: That's just slightly confusing to my feeble mind.
Seth: It would be.
Sam: Why are you insulting me?!
Seth: ...No reason.
Kari: Aw, he's probably just worried about Samaya and baby Kaian.
Sam: Oh yeah...I forgot about Samaya...
Kari: Hey!
Sam: Huh?
Kari: Does the mindlink work yet?
Sam: Oh...I dunno.
Kari: Lemme try... *tries using the mindlink* /Sammy? Can you hear me?/
Sam: \Ka yeshums!\
Kari: /It works!/
Sam: \zomg!\
Grage: (Brackets)
Sam: \What the f-\
Kari: /Grage! Where are you, did you find anything?!/
Grage: (Nnnot exactly...)
Sam: \Aw, I knew it! He DID find Vlaid first!\
Kari: /Graaaaaaage!!!! >.<"/
Grage: (That is not what I meant.)
Kari: /Well then?/
Grage: (Well, I did happen upon someone...it's definately not anyone I was looking for though.)
Sam: \Oh realleh? Well then, bring that person back here. If it's someone from another realm, we can find a way to send them back!\
Grage: (Okay then. I'll see you in a bit.)
Kari: /Hurry up. And DON'T stop if you meet up with Vlaid./
Grage: (.................fine.)
Sam: \Paha! SUCKA! See you later!\ *cuts off the mindlink*
Kari: /Bye bye!/ *also cuts off the mindlink*
Sam: Well then. I wonder who he found?
Kari: Hmm...I don't know.
Seto: What are you talking about?
Sam: Grage found someone.
Seth: Was it-
Sam: No.
Seth: *sigh*
Jared: What do we do?! If Kaian alives somehow, he'll kill me cause he always thinks that I took Kaolla away and locked her in a room to starve.
Sam: Why would he think that? Because there will still be a pile of fish when he's alive again?
Jared: I dunno.
Sam: Oh. Well then. Geez, the day sure's going by fast...
Jared: Yeah.
Seto: Oh really? And just how many things have happened already? It hasn't seemed too short to me.
Sam: Well that's because you didn't get involved too much.
Jared: Yeah, you're boring!
Sam: But you know who's even more boring?
Jared: Who? Oh wait, lemme guess.......................... I give up.
Sam: Seth. But you know who's just so boring they aren't even here anymore for some reason?
Jared: Who? Oh wait, wait, lemme guess...............I dunno.
Sam: Kaolla. And.....hi Roland! You're silent.
Roland: Uh....
Sam: Nevermind. Anyhoof...I want off this island!
Grage: *flies overhead and lands a few feet away from everyone with someone*
Sam: Hey Grage, there you ar- OH MY GOD! ...Is that Leon?
Jared: What? *looks* ...Yeah, is it?
Grage: Huh? Oh...I dunno...he does look kinda familiar. *sets him down and his completely still form falls to the ground*
Sam: ...I'd have laughed if he'd fallen in the fire. Just because.
Jared: Why?
Sam: Just because.
Jared: I see.
Grage: Anyway, I did happen to meet up with Vlaid on the way here...I'll be back, kay?
Sam: >.>" You better not be going for what I think you're going for.
Grage: No, you're just being a pervert this time.
Sam: Not you? o.o
Grage: No. He told me he found Samaya. I gotta go help him bring the kids back.
Seth: *looks up*
Kari: =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD YOU FOUND THEM?! Is Ryou there? Are they okay?!
Grage: I don't know, Kari, I only talked to Vlaid about it, I'm sure they're fine, I'll be right back. And I am not carrying... *looks around and spots the bloody mess on the ground that was Kaian* THAT thing's kids. *flies off*
Kaolla: *awakes* WHAT?! *runs out from trees* YOU'D BETTER BRING THEM BACK YOU BASTARD!!
Sam: He doesn't even have parents, can he be considered a bastard?
Seto: Yes. Yes he can. And is.
Sam: ...Oh. Wait, hey! >.<
Kari: *goes over to Leon and turns him over so his face is not in the sand* Wonder what's happened to them...
Sam: Iunno.
Jared: Makes you wonder don't it?
Sam: Well gee, she just said "I wonder".
Mokuba: I hope the people back home know what happened to the helicopter...
Seto: Knowing those incompetent idiots, they probably think we were on that helicopter and my company's going down in flames.
Jared: Makes you wonder don't it?
Seto: ...Shut up.
Vlaid: Hey guys! Look who I've got! *flies down with Amane and Amon in his arms*
Kari: My babies!! *jumps up and runs over to him as he lands* Ahh! Thank you Vlaid!!! *takes them* Oh I missed you!! *hugs them*
Vlaid: ^^ Grage should be here soon with the other two, and I'll go back for Samaya and Kaian. ...What the heck is that? *points at the bloody mess on the ground that was Kaian*
Sam: Samaya's brother. .........Oh shitzu, guess I should heal him before she shows up... *sigh* Dang it.
Kaolla: WHAT?! *runs out from trees again and looks at the bloody mess on the ground that was Kaian* W-Who the HELL DID THIS?!
Sam: ...You mean you seriously didn't notice from up in the trees?
Kaolla: I wasn't in the damn trees. Just tell me, who did this?
Jared: It was Matthew. *points*
Everyone: Yep. Matthew.
Kaolla: *glares at Matthew* You're dead! *runs at him*
Jared: Don't try it! You'll only hurt yourself!
*Matthew's cries of pain are heard*
Sam: ...THAT part isn't metal, is it?
Jared: I dunno.
Sam: Doesn't sound like it.
Vlaid: Um...okay. I guess I'll go back for Samaya and Kaian now...yup. *takes off*
Kaolla: *breaks Matthew's arm...somehow*
Jared: Okay...you can probably stop that now.
Sam: *Leaning over examining Kaian's remains* Now how do you suppose I can heal this? ...Guess he'll grow a new spine or something...
Jared: Hey man, you healed Yami almost a year ago, I'm sure this is no different.
Sam: Yami...hm...well his spine wasn't really ripped out. It was just shattered in many fragments. Well okay then...where's this guy's head?
Jared: I dunno, it could be anywhere.
Sam: Oh, it's still attached. I couldn't see with all this blood everywhere. Okay then. *brings the sword out and stabs into his forehead*
Jared: Is it working? Matthew's nothing but a pile of steel now.
Sam: Yeah, it's working...creepy, dude...his spine is all going back in...like a magnet!
Kari: Yucky. *takes Amane and Amon away underneath some trees*
Jared: That is creepy isn't it?
Sam: *starts humming the Spiderman theme*
Jared: What the hell?
Sam: *stops* ...What?
Jared: I dunno, shut up.
Sam: ...Nnno! *starts humming again while she finishes healing Kaian*
Grage: *up in the air* AGH!! Stop pulling my hair, you little brat!!
Sam: Hmm? *looks up*
Grage: *flies down* Okay, here, get down! *puts baby Samaya down on the sand and Kaiolla jumps down on her own*
Kaiolla: God, it took you long enough, I could've walked here and I would've been here before you. *walks off*
Grage: If that were true you wouldn't have been stuck out there. >.>" Man I hate talking kids.
Sam: Aw, don't say that. You don't hate Lisa and you know it.
Grage: ...Shut up.
Sam: Noparoo! Oh, he's all better!
Kaian: Yeah, now get that blade out of my forehead.
Sam: Be careful. If you annoy me now, it'll hurt like hell. *pulls the blade out* Okay! *sword fades away*
Kaian: *stands up* So?
Sam: Your kids are back. *holds out baby Samaya* That other one wandered off somewhere.
Kaian: *takes baby Samaya* Where'd she go?
Sam: Thataway. *points*
Kaian: Great, where's Kaolla? She has to watch after this one.
Sam: In that tree I think...or is she still- *checks* Yup she is.
Kaian: *turns around and sees her smashing Matthew into the ground with a sledge hammer*
Sam: Where on earth did she get that thing?
Kaian: It's weird isn't it, well I'd better go stop that. *walks over to her*
Grage: Hn...right, there was this other frozen person and a stupid looking rat back with Samaya too, should I bring them here too?
Sam: Stupid looking rat? *shrug* Okay then.
Grage: Alright then... Vlaid should be here soon. *flies off yet again*
Mokuba: *yawns* I'm tired...
Seto: Hn...how long has it been since we've rested?
Sam: Uh...long time.
Jared: About a day.
Sam: Uawww...
Kari: *pauses in her attention giving to her babies* ...I wonder if Grage or Vlaid caught sight of Ryou anywhere... *sigh*
Sam: Hm? Hey, if we're alive, he's gotta be okay somewhere too.
Jared: Unless he's not! BWAH HAHAHA!!!
Sam: *chucks a hermit crab at him* Don't say that, you jerk!
Jared: *gets hit with shell and dies*
Sam: ...That's what you get. *grumbles*
Kari: ...Um...
Mokuba: I don't get it. You were worrying about him before when his body and head were gone because you wouldn't be able to revive him, and now you kill him.
Sam: ...That's just how these things work, kid.
Mokuba: But-
Sam: No. It just is. Sides, he always alives on his own, anyway.
A MINUTE LATER...
Jared: *still dead*
Seto: He's still dead.
Sam: I can see that. Just give him a few more minutes, it took a while last time too.
FEW MORE MINUTES LATER...
Jared: *still dead*
Seto and Mokuba: He's still dead.
Sam: Shut up! I can see that. And even if he don't alive himself, I can because his head isn't missing this time!
Seto: So then why don't you? No, why haven't you?
Sam: ... *shrug* Iunno. Watch, as soon as I go to, he'll alive.
Seto: ...Okay, could you please use a proper term to explain his coming back? Like...revive? Or resurrect?
Sam: NO.
Seto: -_-"
Sam: Now then, be quiet and wait just a few more minutes, and he'll be okay. Yup.

ANOTHER FEW MINTUES LATER...

Jared: *is starting to get cut up by crabs...and is still dead*
Sam: *whistling calmly off to the side*
Seto: >.>"
Sam: ...What?!
Mokuba: Come on, Sam, don't leave your brother to rot.
Sam: Don't worry, it takes an hour or so before that begins to settle in...I think...he should be alive again by then.

AN HOUR OR SO LATER...

Jared: *arm is missing and is now bleeding everywhere*
Sam: ...Any minute now.
Kari: Sammy, he's starting to smell. It isn't nice to keep him like this either, bring him back already!
Sam: Auwww!
Seto: Sam...
Sam: Just a few more minutes, I guarantee or your money back, he WILL be alive!
Kari: What money?
Sam: ...Just wait.

YET ANOTHER FEW MINUTES LATER...

*has started raining*
Jared: *head, leg and various other parts are now missing*
Sam: *looks over* WTF?! How did crabs manage to do that?!
Kari: Uh...Sammy? *points at a villager carrying a bloody bag away into the jungle*
Sam: *jumps up* HEY!! THAT'S NOT YOURS, YOU JERK! GET BACK HERE!!
Villager: *looks back for a second and dashes off into the jungle*
Sam: HEYYY!! GET BACK HERE!! *takes off after him*
Kari: Sammy, no, you'll get lost!!
Seto: -_-" This wouldn't have happened if she'd just healed him in the first place.
Kari: ...She can be stubborn with things like this...
Mokuba: ...Hey...Wasn't Vlaid supposed to be here hours ago?
Kari: ...Hey, yeah, where'd he go?
Seto: That other freak hasn't turned up yet either.......I hope something bad happened to him.
Mokuba: Seto...that's not nice.
Seto: ...I still hope something bad happened to him.
Mokuba: Eh...
Kari: I could try the mindlink...oh, I could keep in touch with Sammy too, I keep forgetting about the mind link...heh.
Mokuba: Yeah, that works. Hey Kari, what did you do with your kids?
Kari: Hm? Oh, they're right over there with Kaolla and the other kids. And Kaian. Kaian, you'd better not be there just to cop a feel of Kaolla! >.>"
Kaian: *pulls hand back* What?! Blasphemy!
Jared: That isn't blasphemy! You liar!
Kari: AAGH!! ...Hey, you're alive! ...Uh...does that mean Sammy found your head, or...um...hmm...
Jared: I just alived, it takes a while sometimes. Dunno why. Makes you wonder doesn't it?
Kari: *stares* ...Um...okay then...wait, then Sammy's still going after that villager who stole your head and various other limbs and organs for nothing! I better contact her.
Jared: Thaaaaat's right!
Seto: ...I don't get how you and Sam keep dying and coming back...
Jared: A good magician never reveals his secrets!
Mokuba: You guys aren't magicians, you're just weird!
Jared: NO! You insane?!
Sam's voice from somewhere in the jungle: Your mom's insane!
Kari: Sammy, get back here!
Sam: Aww... *goes back out of the jungle and sits down* So...what's been going on? *I* found a leaf shaped like a monkey.
Seto: A leaf shaped like a- there are no leaves shaped like monkeys!
Sam: Says you! *holds out a leaf that's shaped like one of those monkeys in a barrel*
Seto: ...
Kari: Well, that's odd.
Sam: And random! *retarded msn smiley*
Jared: That it is!
Sam: Oh yeah, and I lost Johnson in the jungle. He'll be back though. Just you wait.
Seto: What if he's eaten?
Sam: ...Then he'll be digested. Yup. Digested.
Kari: I thought Johnson was your friend?
Sam: He's my lab partner. And partner in crime. Friend? Well...he does hold up a good conversation...
Kari: So you're not gonna look for him?
Sam: Kari, monkeys are at home in the jungle. He'll be fine.
Kari: Well...I guess so.
Sam: Sides, he can always track us through the mindlink. Duh.
Mokuba: So...back to what I was saying earlier...where are Grage and Vlaid?
Seto: *mutters* Hope they're dead.
Sam: I heard that! Gosh you're moody...er...what's up? Still mad because Jared blew up the helicopter and quite possibly a promising employee?
Seto: ...No...I just don't like Grage.
Sam: That don't explain why you want Vlaid dead!!
Seto: I don't.
Sam: You just contradicted yourself, you loser.
Seto: >.>" Just...shut up.
Sam: Guh...fine, I won't talk to you anymore then... *turns to Mokuba* I don't know where Grage and Vlaid are. Vlaid should've been here at least...hm...Grage probably got tired of waiting...
Mokuba: Huh? o.O
Sam: ...Nothing, nothing...
Kaian: You're sick!
Sam: Says the guy who's trying to molest his wife in front of innocent children.
Kaian: *crosses his arms and sulks* Why'd they have to make us look after these kids?
Sam: You need to start bonding with your children. Although you've obviously already lost any hope of that ever happening with Kaiolla...unless hell freezes over and you manage to impress her by doing something awesome...
Kaian: Screw you man, you watch. Hey Kaiolla!?
Kaiolla: What the hell do you want?
Kaian: Nevermind.
Sam: Yes, a stunning example of the father-daughter relationship. Nice going.
Kaian: Thanks a lot, it's the best progress I've made so far.
Sam: *sweatdrop* I believe that...
Kari: Heh...maybe he should spend time with Ryou...he might learn something...at least more than he knows now, although our kids can't talk that well yet...
Sam: Knowing Kaian, it'd all disappear when he gets drunk the next day. And I don't even know him all that well. Geez Kaian, you're so predictable.
Kaian: Yeah right, since when do I ever get drunk? *finishes off a can of beer and throws it away*
Sam: *sets up one of those old fashioned projectors and a black and white film begins to play, funny piano music playing while many, many pictures of a drunken Kaian are shown* See, that's way back last New Years, that's that other time at...Iunno, you were just drunk that day, and there's Christmas, and last Christmas...
Kaian: Those are fake! I don't remember drinking! Get out of my house!
Sam: >.>" Shut up. You just don't remember because of all the brain cells that were eaten away by the booze! *projector disappears and a chart appears* See? Like this! *points at a diagram*
Seto: Where the hell...?
Sam: *smirk* Not talking to you... *ignores* Anyway, Kaian, you are a boozer, and you don't know it! But it's definately true, I've got back up too!
Kaian: OH YEAH!?!?
Sam: Yep! Just watch these! *presses play on a remote and a movie starts on the TV that appeared out of nowhere*

*video shows the title "Interviews" and an image of Jared appears*
Sam's voice: So Jared, in your opinion, do you think Kaian has a drinking problem of any sort?
Jared: I dunno, ask him. *walks away*
*scene switches to one of Matthew*
Sam's voice: So Matthew, according to you, how much alcohol does Kaian usually consume at a time?
Matthew: I don't know, I don't monitor him everyday.
Sam's voice: Oookay then, but how many times have you seen him drunk?
Matthew: Well, about... twelve times.
Sam's voice: And when did these cases of drunkeness occur?
Matthew: All last week.
Sam's voice: Alright then.
*scene changes to one of Geri*
Sam's voice: So Geri, tell me, how many times have you seen Kaian drunk?
Geri: Do you mean, throughout the time I existed? Or last week?
Sam: Um...throughout the time you existed.
Geri: Oh, I keep a record on this, just a second...here we are, exactly two hundred thirty-six times.
*scene changes to one of Sam*
Sam: And there you have it. Kaian has been drunk 236 times, and those are just the times Geri has been around to see it. This concludes the proof of Kaian's drinking problem.
*video ends and TV disappears...remote stays for some reason and Sam tosses it into the jungle*

Sam: And there you have it. Kaian has been drunk 236 times, and those are just the times Geri has been around to see it. This concludes the proof of Kaian's drinking problem.
Kaian: So what? They lied.
Sam: Says you. You're just in denial.
Kaian: Yeah, right, you're be drunk.
Sam: Noooo, I be tired. YOU're drunk.
Kaian: NAHHH!! What pfroof does you have about it?
Sam: I JUST showed you!! You drunken moron!
Kaian: I'm not, no...shut up.
Sam: Ah, go to sleep. By yourself, in that nest of spiders over there. *points over at a large nest of spiders in a bush*
Kaian: NNNNNNO!
Sam: Don't make me beat you with a stick!
Kaian: Uyh yuh, whatever, come on Kaolla, let's go to sleep.
Kaolla: But... *looks at sleeping baby Samaya*
Kaian: Don't worry about her, that loser over there will look after her. *points to a tree*
Sam: ........Oookay then.
Kari: Well, I think we should all go to sleep now...hopefully everyone will be found tomorrow and we can all go home.
Sam: Yeah, okay then...

SOMEWHERE IN THE JUNGLE...

Ryou: *still walking* I wonder what happened to Leon...oh well...I'll have to get the others to help me find him later I suppose. I hope nothing happens to him. *sees something in a bush up ahead* Huh? What's that? *goes and checks, and finds a three tailed orange fox* What the? *pulls it out* ...Well, this is strange...it's frozen like Leon is! It doesn't seem dead either...maybe I should take it with me...hm. *starts walking again, carrying the fox along with him*

SOMEWHERE ELSE IN THE JUNGLE...

Samaya: *looking up into the sky, holding baby Kaian* ...Where the hell are Grage and Vlaid?! *sigh* I knew I shouldn't have let Vlaid leave to check on him...guess we'll be staying out here a little longer, Kaian...

THE NEXT MORNING...

Sam: *sprawled out across the sand, half crushing a starfish*
Kari: Sammy...? *pokes her* Wake up! *notices the starfish* Oh no! *tries to pull it out and gets it, but it's now missing about half it's arms* ...oops...uh...those'll grow back... *goes and puts it back into the ocean*
Kaian: *falls out of a tree and lands flat on his face* Don't anyone look, I still need my clothes.
Sam: *blinks sleepily as she sits up* What was tha- *looks* ....AAAAAAGH MY EEEEYYYYEEES!!! *falls over*
Kaian: Told you.
Jared: *gets up and yawns* So, what do we do now?
Sam: *twitches* Uh...I dunno...
Jared: Hmm, great plan, let's get started right away.
Kaian: *getting dressed in his torn, wet clothes* Yeah right away.
Jared: *looks at Kaian then looks at the tree* How do you manage that without falling off? And how do you do it so silently?
Kaian: Secret, shut up.
Jared: Kaydokes. Everybody up! Right now! We formulated a plan.
Seth: What already?
Jared: Yeah- wait, Seth? Why did you come back?
Seth: I seen land, but I was running low on fuel, so I came back.
Jared: What? Aww...you idiot. Why didn't you go to it?
Seth: I wouldn't make it.
Sam: Then how the hell did you make it back here?!
Seth: I swimmed.
Sam: ...Swimmed? What kind of word is- By GOD you're stupid. You are the staple of blonde jokes across the globe, I swear!
Seth: Hey! I'm no staple.
Sam: ...Anyway. We have a plan? *looks at Jared*
Jared: No, what are you insane?
Sam: Maybe a little, but that doesn't give you any reason to lie! You jerk. Terrible.
Jared: Yeah I know. *goes back to sleep*
Sam: Oookay. Um...so...what do we do now? Like, for real.
Kari: Um...look for Ryou? =D
Kaian: I have an idea, let's all play Connect Four!
Sam: With WHAT?!
Kaian: *pulls the game out of nowhere* With this.
Sam: *stares* ...That's stupid. You're stupid.
Kaian: Shut up, I'm not stupid. Better than you.
Sam: How so, you drunkard?
Kaian: I'm not drunk, not at the moment anyway. And just cause.
Sam: That makes no- Shut up. I'm better than you in more ways than even Seto can count.
Kaian: One?
Sam: *chucks a rock at him*
Kaian: *gets hit in the face*
Sam: *stands up* Now then...everyone get up! We've gotta start searching for Ryou and such if Grage and Vlaid don't show up soon, seeing as they haven't yet.
Seth: How bout if I...I dunno.
Sam: Yeah, you do that.
Seth: Okay! *starts building a card house*
Sam: ...That looks like it's easier to do with sand around... *cough* Now then...is everyone ready?! *looks and everyone except for Seto, Seth, other Seth, and Kari are still asleep* ...WAKE UP!!
Amane and Amon: *start crying*
Sam: AUWW!!
Kari: Saaaam...
Sam: ._. Sorry.
Seth: *finishing the fifteenth story on his card house*
Sam: That was damn fast.
Seth: I'm almost done. *finishes card house that has twenty stories on it*
Sam: Wow Seth, you could build brick houses in a snap! Or die trying. Either way it works.
Seth: Get me bricks and I'll build a card house.
Sam: Okay...one, there are no bricks on this island. It's an ISLAND. With VILLAGERS. And two, even if there were bricks for some reason, there'd be nothing to sick them together with. And you cannot build a card house with bricks. That'd just be stupid.
Jared: *gets up* He found a way to. And he used the bricks from under the floorboards. And now there's a gaping hole where the boards gave away, and now anyone who falls in it, never comes out again. I experienced it myself. *goes back to sleep*
Seto: ...Has your brother ever experienced any sort of major head injury, by chance?
Sam: Nope...I hit my head on the corner of a coffee table when I was little and had to get stitches though! =D
Seth: Well that explains you.
Sam: Why are you so mean to me?! D=
Blonde Seth: *has made a brick out of sand*
Sam: How is that possible? Is it a glass brick?
Blonde Seth: It rained last night didn't it?
Sam: Yeah...wait, you swam back here in the ocean in the rain?!
Blonde Seth: I didn't really swim, I took a shark.
Sam: But sharks have razor sharp skin...are you sure it wasn't a dolphin?
Blonde Seth: I dunno. But it was huge.
Sam: <.<" Knowing you, it was probably a whale shark. Jeez, how do you find a whale shark and ride it back to shore?
Blonde Seth: I dunno.
Jared: *gets up* Makes you wonder doesn't it? *goes back to sleep*
Kari: *has managed to comfort Amane and Amon and is now sitting with them over by a few rocks and trees* Um...can we get going soon? I really want to go home today...
Sam: Yeah, I know, this story is taking WAY- I mean, uh...this is taking WAY too long.
Kari: Shhh...
Matthew: Yeah, we can't afford it.
Sam: I know, shut up before you-know-who supects anything...aherm! Now, what do we got to eat? Any fish left?
Jared: Well, we have over thirty fish left. *looks at the pile* ...Alright, who hid the fish?! Or do I have to beat the truth out of all of you to know who did it?
Sam: Shaddap, you... *whaps him over the head with a stick* Maybe Kaolla's awake.
Jared: Ya thoink?
Sam: No, I think.
Jared: Let's take a look then. *goes up to the tree and kicks it* ARE YOU AWAKE?!???!?!???!?!??!?.....?!?!??!?!?!!??!?!?!....?!
Amane and Amon: *start crying again*
Sam: Nice going, Jared. >.>" Jared. >.>"JARED. Geez.
Jared: Well, I dunno. She might be. Or not.
Sam: Maybe you should shake the tree she's supposedly in.
Jared: ...Oh, I was kicking the wrong tree. *goes up to the one she's supposedly in and kicks it* You awake?! Tell me if you are. *shakes it and is buried under alot of fish bones...and Kaolla*
Sam: Told you she ate them.
Kaian: *gets up* And I helped!
Sam: Well then, now we know who's in charge of the fishing this time.
Blonde Seth: Who?
Sam: Kaian, you moron.
Kaian: What? Shut up.
Sam: No. Now go fishing! *goes and tosses him in the ocean* Now then... *turns to blonde Seth* ...What the f- How did you get those sand bricks to stick together?!
Blonde Seth: *flinches and stays like that* Nobody knows!!!
Sam: Oh...it's just because they're wet.
Blonde Seth: *flinches and stays like that* How did you know!?!?!
Sam: It's obvious. And Kaian, that is not how you fish!!
Kaian: What am I doing wrong? Huh? Tell me one thing you see wrong with this.
Sam: I don't see ANY fish caught yet.
Kaian: Cause they're all over there. *points*
Sam: Well then?! *Scorpion voice* GET OVER THERE!!
Kaian: Ugh, fine. *gets up and goes over there*
Sam: And don't just sit down and do nothing again.
Kaian: Fine, you watch, I'll catch more fish than you can count. *swims over to where a giant school of fish are*
Jared: He's gonna die! ...I would say if I cared.
Sam: But you did say it.
Jared: I would say if I cared.
Sam: ...Huh?
Jared: Shut up.
Voice: Hey! Sorry we're late!!
Sam: Eh guh?! *looks up*
Vlaid: *flies down holding baby Kaian and Samaya and is followed by Grage holding a frozen Ash by the foot and Pikachu by the tail, and Scorpion by the foot in the other hand*
Grage: Here are those freaks I mentioned. And this other weird guy I found on the way back.
Sam: Holf bajeebus, is that Ketchup?! And Scorpion!?
Grage: *lands and drops them in the sand* I don't know who this guy is... And that's not ketchup...
Sam: No, Ash Ketchup!
Grage: *thinks* ...Ash Ketchump?
Sam: Oh yeah...Ash Ketchump! *pokes him with her foot* Ew...
Vlaid: *lands and sets Samaya down and hands baby Kaian to her* There you go.
Samaya: Thanks, Vlaid. ^^
Seth: Samaya! *runs over* I'm glad you're both okay...
Samaya: Me too. I was wondering about you before too...
Sam: Aw, look. Pikachu's dead. *pokes with a stick*
Seto: Stop poking everything with that damned stick.
Sam: But it's fuuuun...
Kari: *walks over* Pikachu's not dead...these two are frozen like the rest of them.
Sam: Aww, it lives...
Jared: I'll fix that! *goes over with a loaded shotgun and points it at Pikachu*
Sam: Don't shoot it! It will explode in a firey explosion and kill us all!
Seto: ...How do you figure that?
Sam: It's an electric rat, it's gotta have firepower of some sort.
Jared: But I was in a kitten inferno, that didn't kill me.
Sam: Yeah well there are children around now, you can't harm them. So mlyeh!
Jared: Can I just bury it then?
Sam: ...Eh...sure, why not. *shrug*
Jared: Sweet! *gets a shovel and digs five miles down*
Sam: *looks on as the hole caves in on itself* Well then.
Kari: o.o" Shouldn't we help him?
Sam: He dug a five mile deep hole in a matter of seconds, I'm sure he can get himself out.
Kari: But that's a lot of sand, he'll suffocate!
Sam: He'll get out.
Kari: But-
Sam: He'll get out.
Seto: Help your mentally challenged brother!
Jared: *bursts up from sand all demonic like* I AM NOT MENTALLY CHALLENGED YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
Sam: Aw, you saved my brother Seto! Thanks a lot!
Seto: o.O
Grage: Haha, loser.
Sam: Shut up, Grage.
Grage: >.>" What did I do?!
Sam: You delayed our getting back home and tightened our budget, you fool!
Grage: ...Aww.
Jared: Don't mention the budget.
Sam: Sorry! I keep forgetting.
Seto: Okay, just be quiet now.
Sam: Right. Now, um...shouldn't we focus on finding Ryou or something?
Jared: Yeah, he's like the only person who's missing now.
Sam: And Johnson's still out there too. Gotta get him back.
Grage: You lost your monkey?
Sam: Yes Grage. Pleased yours?
Grage: Huh?
Vlaid: o.O
Sam: Nevermind. Let's get to searching!
Kari: Alright! =D
Kaolla: Is this your monkey? *holds up a green monkey*
Sam: Not unless Johnson found out this is the place America stores its toxic waste. o.O
Kaolla: I dunno, there's a whole lot of them up here.
Sam: See any blue ones?
Kaolla: Hmmm....I think so...yup.
Sam: Oh really? Hey Johnson!! Are you there?!
*fat blue monkey jumps out of tree*
Fat blue monkey: HWARGH. *shows teeth for no apparent reason*
Sam: ...You're not Johnson! You LIAR!! Terrible.
Fat blue monkey: Hwaw. *looks dejected and saunters back into the trees*
Grage: I didn't know you understood other monkeys...
Sam: I don't. Just blue ones.
Seto: Okay.....
Sam: Darn it...well, let's go. Not all of us, Kaolla, Samaya and Kari and either of you- *points at Grage and Vlaid* Will stay behind with the kids. Yup. And I guess we don't really need all of the rest of us to go...but we do need more than three. Otherwise it'll just be boring.
Grage: Okay then...I'll go with you I guess.
Sam: And, who else...? Seto? =D
Grage: No.
Seto: >.>"
Kari: Um...can I go? I trust Samaya and Vlaid with the kids...
Sam: I don't know Kari...you should stay here with your babies. ^^ Don't worry, we'll find Ryou.
Kari: Oh...okay...
Seth: I'll stay behind with them too.
Sam: Alright then...blonde Seth?
Blonde Seth: *has finished a two story four bedroom house made of sand bricks* I'm gonna stay.
Sam: Oookay then. Everyone else? Coming or staying?
Seto: I'm going with you.
Grage: *groans exasperatedly in the background*
Seto: *ignores* Mokuba, you're staying.
Mokuba: Aww...
Sam: Okay! Jared, you coming?
Jared: Ummm....no.
Sam: No?! Why not? It's just gonna be me and Kari and Grage and Seto and hey that's not all bad, but still!
Jared: I don't wanna walk.
Sam: Yeah?! Well you're gonna look like that fat blue monkey in your old age! Anyone else coming with?
Kaian: *in the ocean catching fish* I'm staying!
Sam: ...Matthew?
Matthew: I dunno, sure. *gets up*
Sam: Huzzah, and we've got another person! Hey Roland, you wanna come too?
Roland: *already standing with them*
Sam: ...Okay then! *looks around* I don't think there's anyone else...okay, lets go! *turns and walks into a tree*
Matthew: AH HAHA!!!
Seto: Shut up. *picks her up and they all walk into the jungle*
Matthew: Make me. *follows them*

BACK IN THE JUNGLE...FAR AWAY...

Ryou: *still carrying the two tailed orange fox* Oh...I must've passed this same spot a hundred times already...I wonder if I'll ever find everyone again. Hm? *sees a blur of blue up in the trees* Now what is that? Huh? *looks around at the trees* Where did it-
Johnson: HOOHWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! *swings down on a vine and past Ryou's head into a tree*
Ryou: Ah! Oh my... A monkey? Wait...isn't this Sam's monkey? *peels him off the side of the tree*
Johnson: @.@" Hwaah?
Ryou: Um...Johnson was it? What are you doing in the jungle all by yourself? Oh! *looks around* Could this mean Sam is nearby?
Johnson: *opens eyes* Hoohwah! Hoohoohoohwahhahwahoohwah! Hoohwah!
Ryou: Um...I'm afraid I don't understand you... o.o
Johnson: *jumps away from him and points through the trees* Hwahahoohwahhaha, hoohoohwahwahwahoo! Hoohwah!
Ryou: Huh?
Johnson: *jumps onto the ground and runs a few metres away and turns back* HooHWAH! *motions with his paw to follow and continues running*
Ryou: Oh...ah, wait! *runs after him still carrying the fox*

BACK WITH SAM AND SUCH...

Matthew: I'm bored, where are these people? And that monkey?
Sam: We're only looking for one person. And Johnson.
Matthew: Whatever, same thing.
Sam: No it's not!
Matthew: Ah who cares.
Grage: Kaiba, probably. He's stupid like that.
Seto: Do you ever shut up?
Grage: Not when there are people like you to insult.
Sam: Oh, be quiet, Grage. We're supposed to be concentrating on finding Ryou and Johnson! Roland, can you keep a watch up in the trees for signs of Johnson?
Roland: Of course, Ms. Samantha.
Sam: ...Uh...you can just call me Sam, you know.
Grage: Yeah. You IDIOT. Why do you hire idiots, Kaiba?
Seto: *looking more annoyed by the minute* If you don't shut up now, Grage...
Grage: You'll what? Sick your lawyers on me because you're too afraid to try and put up a real fight? Ha! Like I care. Go ahead and try!
Sam: Ugh, Grage, come on, quit it!
Grage: No, really, what's this guy gonna do? Tell me, Kaiba. *smirk*
Matthew: He'll shut up that's what he's gonna do, everyone, just shut up. Geez.
Sam: Yeah, man! Or Grage can fly back! Or...or something. Just be quiet. We're supposed to be focusing on finding Ryou! And Johnson!
Grage: Oh who gives a damn about that retard monkey!?
Sam: GASP!! Don't you talk about Johnson like that! Geez, maybe Vlaid should've came with us instead, you're in a bad mood.
Seto: That frick is always in a bad mood.
Grage: Look who's talking, you dumb fu-
Sam: Would you guys stop it?!
Matthew: Yeah, we can all get this over with if we all just shut up.
Sam: Geez, you two are so immature around each other...you make me seem...I don't know, mature. *shudder* Let's go. *keeps walking up ahead*
Seto: *sigh* ...She's right. *glares at Grage* You better stay out of my way from now on. *goes to catch up to Sam*
Grage: *twitch* Stay out of your way?! Stay out of my way, you stupid... *grumbles and keeps going*
Matthew: God, I'm surrounded by idiots everywhere I go. *follows them*
Sam: That's not a nice thing to say about the trees! *cough* Yeah I'll shut up now.

ANYWAY...ELSEWHERE IN THE JUNGLE...

Johnson: *jumping from tree branch to tree branch while keeping an eye on Ryou below* HAHWAH!! *keeps going*
Ryou: Hey! *running after him* I know you're eager to help me back, but could you slow down a little? There's more to get past down here- *trips over a root* AGH!
Johnson: *still jumping, until he notices Ryou is no longer following and is face down a while back* HooHWAH.... *face palm* Hoohoohwah, hoohwah! *jumps back and sits waiting in a tree above him*
Ryou: Eh...ow... *sits up, and notices the fox he was carrying is gone* Oh no! *gets up* Where did- *sees Tails on the ground upside down ahead and goes to pick him up* Uh...sorry about that...*looks up* ...Johnson?
Johnson: *jumps over him to the next tree* Hoo hoowah! *keeps going, and Ryou starts following again*

BACK WITH SAM AND SUCH...

Seto: *walking in front of Sam*
Sam: *trying to keep Grage from getting ahead of her*
Grage: *trying to get ahead of Sam to kick the back of Seto's feet and trip him*
Roland: *walking along looking worridly between Grage and Seto*
Matthew: *just walking with them*
Sam: *looks up* What the- Is that a purple monkey?
Grage: *looks* Yeah.
Sam: Oh...but...no blue one...
Seto: No.
Sam: I wonder where he could have gone...heheh, maybe he's just gone ahead to find Ryou before us. ^^
Matthew: Yeah right, it's just a stupid monkey, it probably got stuck in a trap or something.
Sam: Heeyyy! Johnson's smarter than that! <.<" He wouldn't get caught in a trap unless it was highly elaborate or something.
Seto: How do you know this?
Sam: I test him. Yup.
Grage: I thought you were against animal testing.
Sam: I'm not experimenting on him! ...Oh wait...well there was that one thing, but he was willing to test that spray! And these tests were like...skill testing. To build up his endurance and power.
Seto: ...Hm...if you can teach a monkey to do all the things Johnson can do, perhaps I could teach a regular monkey to do something too.
Grage: *snort* Yeah right, you'd probably teach it something stupid, like how to play that lame card game.
Sam: *giggle snort* Haha! A dueling monkey. You should name it Wheeler if you ever get to doing that! Hyeheheh.
Seto: Tsch. *smirk* Wheeler is a prime example of that already.
Sam: Indeed. Well then, any sign of Ryou or Johnson?
Grage: Nope...maybe I should fly ahead? I probably have a better chance of seeing them then.
Sam: Hey yeah! I could go with you, and Seto and Matthew can scout it out down here, since we could miss something past the trees!
Seto: Why do you need to go with him?
Sam: Because we're looking for a person and a monkey, two sets of eyes are better than one since it's unlikely they're together.
Seto: ...That made more sense than anything I've heard from anybody all day.
Sam: And it was from me. Creepy, eh?
Matthew: Yeah, you usually don't make any sense.
Sam: Awww...
Grage: Shall we go, then?
Sam: Okays! *goes over to him* We shall meet again! Once we find Ryou and Johnson. Don't you three go getting lost or not much progress will have been made.
Grage: *picks Sam up* Yeah Kaiba, don't get lost. ...Just kidding, get lost. *flies off with Sam*
Seto: >.>"
Matthew: Uhh...so, let's find this...Ryou and monkey.
Seto: ...Yeah, whatever. Shouldn't be that hard to spot a blue monkey and someone with white hair in here... *sighs and keeps walking*
Matthew and Roland: *follow*

UP IN THE SKY...IT'S A BIRD...IT'S A PLANE...No, it's just Grage and Sam.

Sam: See anything?
Grage: Mmm....no, not yet... *flies down a little lower so they're a few feet above the treetops*
Sam: JOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEEEERRRRREEEE ARRRRREEEE YOOOOOOUUUU???????!!!!!!!
*monkey screeches echo out from all parts of the jungle and millions of birds fly away*
Sam: ...Okay, new plan.
Grage: ...Uh...doesn't he live in your soul room?
Sam: Yeah?
Grage: So why doesn't he just go back there?
Sam: ...Hmm, I dunno. Maybe he did find Ryou! Or maybe Matthew's right and he got caught in a trap somewhere.
Grage: Well, guess we'll never know till we find em.
Sam: ...Shouldn't we be watching in the trees down below while we're flying past them instead of blabbing then?
Grage: That would be wise.
*both of them start concentrating on looking down for signs of Ryou or Johnson*

BACK IN THE GREEN ABYSS...

Seto: See anything?
Matthew: No.
Roland: Nothing yet, Mr. Kaiba.
Seto: Ehhh...let's hope Sam and that flying freak are having better luck...if only so we'll get home quicker.
Matthew: I can't see anything with these damn trees in my way.
Seto: I know...damn, if only we could find something to cut them away with.
Matthew: *extends fingers and swipes hand across hundreds of trees* There.
Trees: *fall down, and distressed screeches of monkeys galore are heard, followed by loud thunking noises*
Roland: o.o''
Seto: ...Okay then. *starts stepping over the fallen trees and random monkeys*

UP ABOVE...

Sam: What the hell? A huge portion of trees just- Oh, it's Matthew.
Grage: Hmm, well that may make it easier to spot them if they happen to come across that space.
Sam: Interesting...but there's still a lot of jungle left. Let's go over there! *points*
Grage: Right. *flies over*

BACK ON THE SHORE LINE...

Kari: I sure hope Ryou's okay out there...
Vlaid: Don't worry, I'm sure he's okay...I could go and help them out.
Kari: Aw Vlaid, that's okay. I think Sammy and the others can handle it. You're a great help out here with the kids anyway!
Vlaid: Heh, well I like kids.
Kari: ^^ I can tell. Hey Kaian, you could learn a few things from Vlaid!
Kaian: I could! But I'm still catching these damn fish! Oh I hate fishing!
Vlaid: Well if you want, I'll do that real quick and you can help out over here.
Kaian: That's okay, I like fishing.
Samaya: <.<" Kaian, get your butt over here and take care of your kids!
Kaian: Awww. But Kaolla's doing it.
Samaya: Well help her out for once! What kind of husband are you?
Kaian: How did you know I was married?!
Samaya: You're my brother. And my stupid hikari Sam is Jared's sister, they happen to be closer than us and Sam knew you were married before I did through Jared!
Kaian: I see, but I still have to catch these fish.
Vlaid: Thus my offer to switch places is still open...
Jared: He basically doesn't listen to anyone but Kaolla.
Vlaid: Okay then. *turns into Kaolla* Want me to fish instead so you can help out with our children?
Kaian: *sighs* Fine. *gets up and walks over there*
Vlaid: *still in Kaolla form, walks past Kaian*
Kaian: Hey, just wait.
Vlaid: Hm?
Kaian: *hugs Vlaid and kisses him thinking that he's actually Kaolla*
Vlaid: *eyes widen and he shoves Kaian away* Ah, um, don't do that...
Kaian: What? Hey...you never say that after I do that...
Vlaid: Well Vlaid does. *goes off to the water and goes in*
Kaian: What the he- *finally gets it* Aw gross! *starts spitting all over the place*
Samaya: *laughing at him in the background*
Vlaid: *back in his own form, starts fishing*
Kari: *giggles slightly* Um...Kaolla's over here...you can come help now...
Kaian: *goes over there* That was sick.
Samaya: Eheheheh...I think it was pretty funny actually.
Kari: Um...Kaian?
Kaian: *sits down* What?
Kari: Here's your baby! *hands over baby Samaya* I think she needs a changing...
Samaya: Here you are. *gives him a large, unpoisonous leaf*
Kaian: ...Uhhh....I don't know how.
Samaya: Oh my Ra. Don't tell me we have to teach you how to change a...a leaf...Kaolla, haven't you shown him how yet?
Kaolla: No, Kaiolla usually does that.
Samaya: Your other little girl changes your baby?! Who changed her then?
Kaolla: She's potty trained.
Samaya: ...Who taught her that?
Kaolla: Herself.
Kari: Wow, she's a smart little girl.
Samaya: Smart mouthed too, Kaian, why don't you start learning how to be a parent? There's more to it than just living with her.
Kaian: There is?!
Samaya: *sigh* Oh, geez. Look, Seth will show you how to change your baby and then you guys can have a fatherly discussion.
Seth: What now? *looks over*
Samaya: You heard me.
Seth: ... *gets up* Fine. *goes over, and starts teaching Kaian the basics of successfully changing a baby*
Blonde Seth: *asleep in his house*
Kari: Heheh, well hopefully whatever Kaian learns will stick with him.
Kaian: *has fallen asleep from boredom*
Seth: HEY! You're going to drop that dirty- ...Nevermind...eugh, don't wanna be around him when he wakes up. *finishes changing baby Samaya himself and brings her back to Kaolla* Here you go.
Kaolla: Thanks ya!
Seth: ...Right. *goes and sits with Samaya and baby Kaian and Kari and her twins*
Kari: I know it hasn't been that long, but...I wonder if they've found him yet...?

BACK SOMEWHERE IN THE JUNGLE...

Johnson: *jumping ahead of Ryou from tree to tree at high speed and suddenly finds himself launching himself into thin air* Huhh? HUHWAAAHHHH!!!! *hurdles to the ground and rolls a few feet into the back of someone's feet* Hwwaaaah... @.@
Seto: Eh? *looks down*
Ryou: H-Hey, Johnson, where are you? I think we've found shore! *runs out from the trees into the cleared area and sees a lot of fallen trees and Seto holding Johnson by the tail up ahead*
Seto: *holds Johnson out to Matthew* Is this the right monkey?
Matthew: I dunno, there's like a rainbow of monkeys in this jungle...it's probably just another stupid blue one.
Seto: Oh. Well forget it then. *tosses Johnson off into the jungle*
Ryou: HEY!! Kaiba, no!! *watches helplessly as Johnson flies over his head back into the trees* Oh, dear...now why did you do that?
Matthew: Cause it was just another stupid blue monkey.
Seto: *turns* Ryou?
Ryou: Er, yes! And that wasn't just some blue monkey, it was Johnson, he lead me here!
Matthew: Nice going, Kaiba.
Seto: ...Damn it! Well at least we found you. Now we can go home, I'm sure doesn't care if her monkey stays in a jungle.

UP IN THE AIR...

Grage: Hey, did you see that blue thing fly across the trees over there?
Sam: Huh? Where?
Grage: Back there...isn't that where Kaiba and that other guy were?
Sam: Hey yeah...should we go check it out?
Grage: I guess so. *turns around and flies back where they came from*

ON ZEE GROUND...

Seto: *going through the trees with Matthew and Ryou in the direction he tossed Johnson* Just another stupid blue monkey...Sam won't forgive me... *grumbles*
Ryou: She really does like that monkey.
Seto: Well that's why we're going to find the thing...and why are you carrying a dead fox around?
Ryou: It's not dead! It's just frozen. It's strange, I was travelling with a man named Leon earlier and he just froze up like this too.
Seto: Leon...I think Grage brought that guy to the shore form somewhere. Idiot should have found you then too.
Roland: Um...well maybe Mr. Bakura here had already left the area...
Seto: Are you defending that black haired freak, Roland? He could have taken the time time to look around anyway...
Roland: Erm...yes, of course, Mr. Kaiba...
Matthew: Do you want me to cut these trees again?
Ryou: I don't know if that's a good ide-
Trees: *start falling down*
Ryou: ...Nevermind. I hope you didn't hurt that poor thing.
Sam: *from up above* HEY!! You guys found Ryou!!
Grage: *flies down lower and lands a short distance in front of them* Well then, Kaiba, you managed to do something.
Seto: More than you, apparently. You didn't even see him.
Sam: Oh stop it. Um...you didn't happen to find Johnson, did you? Grage said he saw something blue around here.
Ryou: Um...well actually-
Matthew: Kaiba tossed him. He's dead.
Seto: You don't know that! Shut up!
Sam: O.O You tossed Johnson back into the jungle!?
Seto: Well I didn't think it was actually him...
Sam: So you tossed him into the jungle?!
Seto: ...Yeah.
Sam: >.>" You couldn't have just set him down, could you. How could you not have known it was him, there aren't THAT many blue monkeys around here! Especially ones that look like Johnson!
Grage: Yeah, Kaiba. You frick.
Johnson: *stumbles out of jungle holding his head* Hoohwaaaahhh...hwah? *spots Sam* HAHWAAAHH!!!
Sam: Huh? *turns* ...Johnson? =D
*everything goes slow motion as they run toward each other in a flowery meadow with dramatic music playing, Johnson jumps up into her arms and everything goes back to normal*
Seto: o.O
Grage: O.o
Roland: o.o
Ryou: Um...
Matthew: What the hell?
Sam: Johnson, I'm glad you're okay. ^^ Oh...hey, we can go back now!! We've found everyone!
Seto: Finally...let's go then.

BACK AT THE SHORE LINE...

Jared: I'm bored, let's go home.
Samaya: We have to wait for Sam and the others to get back with Ryou and Johnson.
Kari: Yeah, I'm not leaving without Ryou!
Sam: *runs out of the jungle holding Johnson out in front of her like a shield* LOOKIE LOOKIE WHAT I FOUND!!
Johnson: HWAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Kari: *jumps up* Sammy! Did you guys find Ryou?!
Sam: Huh? Oh, yeah we did, but LOOKIE WHAT I FOUND!!! *shoves Johnson in her face*
Johnson: *smiles a large toothy monkey grin*
Kari: o.O Uh...oh, you found him?! Where is he?!
Seto, Ryou, Grage, Matthew and Roland: *walk all slow motion out of the jungle wearing spacesuits and carrying their helmets at their sides*
Sam: What the foof? O.o
*suddenly they're back in their normal clothes and walk at a regular pace*
Ryou: Kari!! *runs over* Oh, you're all okay! I'm so glad! *hugs her and then goes to pick up the twins*
Sam: Finally! We can go home! HOME!! HHHOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Jared: We get it!
Sam: Yeah, okay. So then. How are we getting home? *looks at Grage* ...And where's Vlaid?
Grage: Yeah, what the hell? Don't tell me we gotta find him again.
Seto: Nevermind, let's just leave.
Grage: Fuck you, Kaiba.
Kari: He's in there. *points at the ocean*
Grage: ...Why?
Vlaid: *resurfaces further off from shore* Man, your ocean sure is different here. Definately not as dangerous as the Vampire Realm's...
Sam: *yells* What the hell were you doing in the Vampire Realm's oceaaannn?!!??!?
Vlaid: Huh? *looks and swims back to shore* Hey, you're back! *gets out of the water and goes to get his clothes again* Did ya find them?
Grage and Sam: *stare*
Samaya: They did indeed. *goes and gives him his pants and shirt*
Vlaid: Thanks. So when are we leaving?
Jared: Right now! *opens a wormhole and goes through and it shuts*
Sam: ...You mean we can open portals here again? *tries and opens a teeny tiny portal* Oh joy! My finger can return home! Take this, Smokey! *pokes finger through little portal*

In the basement at Sam and Jared's place:

Smokey: *is poked* Mreowr?!

BACK ON THE ISLAND...

Sam: Heehee, heehee, OW!! *takes finger out of portal and has a scratch* Awww....
Kari: Oh, Sammy, be serious.
Grage: Yeah man. *opens a regular portal but it doesn't seem like it will stay open for long* ...I guess our powers are still recovering from whatever happened...come on, get everyone through! I'll hold it open.
Sam: Alright! *picks up Ed, holds him above her head like a surfboard and runs and tosses him through* Me next! *jumps through like Austin Powers goes in the time warp*
Grage: o.O
Wormhole: *opens and Jared is thrown onto the sand*
Jared: YES!!!!! HOME AT LAST!!! *opens eyes and sees everyone* AwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Kari: Guess his doesn't work...hope this one does! Come on, babies. *takes Amane and Amon through, followed by Ryou who is still carrying Tails*
Vlaid: *lugs over Kain, who still has Richard and Jade bound with chains, and they are being dragged behind*
Grage: Why are you bothering with that thing? Don't touch it!
Vlaid: Why? We have to get him back to his realm too...
Grage: He can do that himse- *sigh* Oh, fine, get him through.
Vlaid: *shoves Kain through with Jade and Richard*
Roland: *goes through the portal with Mokuba*
Grage: Okay, hurry it up, this thing isn't staying open forever, you know.
Jared: *jumps through*
Samaya: Come on, Seth. *takes baby Kaian and goes through the portal with Seth*
*everyone else except Blonde Seth goes through, the frozen people are dragged through as well*
Grage: Okay, I think that's everyone...where the hell did that come from? *looks at the brick house with smoke coming out of the chimney* Okay then...anyone else here?!
Blonde Seth: *awakes* WAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIITTT!!!! *smashes out the second story window and falls through the portal...somehow...*
Grage: ...Okay then...well, if anyone else is here, too bad for them. *goes through the portal and it closes behind him*

BACK HOME...FINALLY...

Front foyer of Kaiba Corporation: *has a large pile of people in the middle of it, getting strange looks from passing employees*
*People and creatures from other realms become unfrozen*
Ed: *at the very bottom of the pile* EUUHHGGGHGHAARRRGHHH!!!! *bursts out* What the hell?! *looks around* Where am I now?!
Sam: *is now on the very bottom* Owwwww....get off..................................heheh, heheh, get off.
Seto: *manages to get out and stands up* Ehhh...shut up...huh? *notices where they are* Hey!
Kari: *is not even in the pile along with Samaya, Kaolla and the kids* Um...Grage, why did you open the portal here?
Grage: *gets up from the top of the pile of people sprawled all over the place with Vlaid* I don't know. I couldn't think of another place with enough space. I mean, I guess around my house would have worked, but that's not the right realm...
Vlaid: That's true.
Ryou: Oh hey, I think the fox is okay now!
Tails: *wakes up* Ehh? *falls asleep*
Ryou: Oh...
Seto: *glares at all the staring employees* What are you all gawking at?! GET BACK TO WORK!!
Employees: O.O He's back! Run! *all scatter, screaming in disorderly panic*
Seto: *sighs* Idiots...
Roland: *gets up* Uhh...what the?
Mokuba: All right, we're back!!
Grage: Man, Vlaid, why didn't you leave this guy back there... *pokes the seemingly still frozen Kain with his foot and Kain opens his eyes*
Kain: Where....*sits up* ...
Sam: Up your butt and around the corner! =D
Kain: *ignores the idiot and stands up*
Sam: Aww...
Seto: Okay, enough of this, all of you, out of here, go outside! You're scratching up my floors.
Johnson: *stops engraving "Johnson was here" in the floor and hides his switchblade*
Sam: Yeah man. Get out.
Grage: All right, all right. We'll stop destroying your precious floors. Weirdo. *walks out the front*
Vlaid: *shrugs and follows*
Sam: *notices Kain's chains still have Richard and Jade and they're waking up* Um...maybe they should like...leave right now, yes...?
Ash: *wakes up* Hey...where are we Pikachu?
Pikachu: Kachaaa?
Scorpion: *gets up* Wha...what is THIS?! Where is the tournament!!! *smashes a vase*
Seto: HEY!! You know, you're paying for that.
Scorpion: SILENCE, MORTAL!! Where is the tournament?!
Sam: Um...I don't know. Not in this realm. You didn't have to smash that poor, innocent vase. It had a very promising future!
Richard: ...*awakes* What...*still in chains* ...*looks up and sees Kain*
Sam: I feel the ominous threat of destruction.
Seto: All of you! Except you. *points at Sam* And you two. *points at Roland and Mokuba* GET OUT!!!
Richard: *breaks the chains* You're dead! *runs up to him and tries to punch him, but it is countered and he gets punched instead*
Sam: Uhhh, Jared, now would be the time to find how to open the portal to their realm and get them the hell out of here!!
Jared: I got it right here! *holds up book*
Sam: You carry that around with you? ...How was it not destroyed in the ship explosion?
Grage: *has suddenly reappeared* And not stolen by those villagers?
Jared: I don't know...I don't always have it with me...I just kind of make it appear...
Sam: Oh...well get them out of here before Seto's building is destroyed!!
Grage: Take your time.
Jared: Now...if I remember how to do this...*opens book, goes up to Kain and shuts it on his head, but gets blasted away* I can't remember
Sam: ...Can we get them out of here then?
Jared: I dunno. I'll try. *goes up to Kain* Excuse me sir, but I'm going to have to ask you to- *gets blasted away again*
Sam: Hey Kain!! KAIN! KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- *gets blasted away*
Grage: Hey loser!! Why don't you take the fight outside? Kinda cramped in here, don't you think?
Kain: *puts hand to floor*
Sam: Oh no, none of that here! *puts her hands on the floor too and opens a portal that goes across the floor underneath Kain, Jade and Richard*
Jade and Richard: *fall through*
Kain: *tries to fly away from the portal* I'm not leaving yet......*fires a blast of energy which goes right through the building then he gets sucked in the portal*
Seto: ........................................ *twitches*
Sam: Um... *closes portal* Don't worry, Seto, it's not that bad...
*giant circular hole through the ceiling of the first two floors and through a wall*
Tails: *wakes up and flies out of Ryou's arms through the hole*
Seto: >.>" Right. Not, that bad...really.
Grage: *points and laughs*
Vlaid: *walks back over* Grage, come on, I thought we were going home?
Grage: Yeah, yeah, just a second. *looks at Seto and starts pointing and laughing even harder*

Few minutes later...

Grage: BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA- Okay, let's go. *opens a portal*
Vlaid: -_-"
Sam: o.O Um, Grage? I'd watch out if I were you...
Grage: What, why?
Sam: Well, I didn't want to keep him in this realm so I sent him and those other two to the Vampire Realm. Of course, I'm sure huge violent and magical fights are all too common there, but still. Oh, and don't worry, I don't think I got the portal anywhere near your house. As usual.
Grage: <.< You better hope so. Or I'll have to move again.
Sam: Does anyone know how to open a portal to the Mortal Kombat realm by any chance? *looks at Scorpion who's grabbing random employees and shaking them while asking where the tournament is*
Jared: Oh, I know.
Sam: No you don't.
Jared: Yeah I do.
Sam: Well do it then!
Jared: Alright. *opens a giant spirally portal*
Sam: Are you sure that's it? ...Ahh, well whatever. Hey Scorpion! The tournament's in there! *points at the portal*
Scorpion: What?! *throws random employee to the floor and goes over* You better hope you're right, girl. *steps through and the portal closes*
Sam: Well, if he somehow ends up back here, you get to die because it's your fault, Jared.
Jared: But that was The Portal.
Sam: Good for it. Now we gotta get rid of this idiot. *points at Ash who's wowing over a Blue Eyes White Dragon Statue*
Ash: Wow! What is this?! Another pokemon of legend?! Cool!!
Seto: >.>" That's a duel monster, you MORON.
Sam: Yeah man. Now then...ummm...well who cares where this guy goes. *tries to concentrate on the Pokemon Realm as she opens a portal* There we go, that's probably it. *goes and grabs Pikachu and tosses it through the portal before it can shock her* Go get it!
Ash: What?! Pikachu, no!! *dives through the portal and it closes*
Sam: Now who else do we have here...oh, hi Ed.
Ed: *has been wandering around the building for some time now and looks bored and pissed off at the same time* Hey Sam. You DO know how to get me back to Central right?
Sam: Yeshums! This is one portal I do know how to open correctly! Although I'm not sure you'll actually appear in Central, you will appear in your own realm! *opens portal*
Ed: *looks at it* ...Well, okay. If this goes wrong, you better hope we never meet again! *goes through*
Sam: Why is everyone threatening ME when they go through the portals?!
Samaya: Because you're no good at opening portals.
Sam: Ah, shaddap! Like you're any better. >.>"
Jared: Yeah...wait what? Let's go home.
Kari: That sounds like a good idea.
Mokuba: Hey Ryou, didn't you have Tails with you?
Ryou: Um, well yes, but he got away through there. *points at gaping hole in building caused by Kain*
Sam: ...Tails? You mean, flying two tailed orange fox Tails? From the Sonic Realm? o.O" That was here?!
Ryou: I guess.
Sam: Oh...and you let him get away?! This isn't his realm!! That dork will probably fly into a window or something!!
Ryou: o.o I didn't mean to...
Sam: *sigh* Well that's okay...I'm sure he'll turn up in the zoo sooner or later. Now was that all from other real- *looks at Leon on the floor* Okay, no. Leon, are you dead?
Jared: Of course he's not dead. If he was dead, there'd be a huge black screen with bloody letter saying that he was dead.
Sam: ...Oh, right. Leon, get up! *pokes him with her foot* Oh, nevermind, let's just open the portal to his realm. *tries to open a portal to the Resident Evil Realm and a swirly black evil looking portal opens up* ...Does this look like the one I opened by accident that other time?
Jared: I think so.
Sam: Okay then. *scribbles something down and sticks a post it note on Leon's jacket before shoving him through* There, now he shouldn't be too confused when he wakes up. Let us hope I didn't open the portal to a zombie or ganado infested area of some sort.
Jared: Cause if you did. *walks out door*
Sam: ...Okay then.
Samaya: I think that's it now except for that weird fox...I'm taking Kaian home with Seth now.
Sam: Okay, bye.
Samaya: ...Right. See you guys later. *leaves with Seth and baby Kaian*
Sam: Um...now then...who else is still here... *looks around room* Kari, Ryou, twins, Matthew, blonde Seth, Kaian, Kaolla, Kaiolla, baby Samaya-
Kaian: Not any more. *him and Kaolla and Kaiolla and baby Samaya leave*
Sam: Okay then...
Kari: We'll be going now too...see you later Sammy! *takes Amane and Ryou takes Amon and they both leave*
Sam: Right, um...then-
Matthew: I'm going. *leaves*
Blonde Seth: Yeah me too. *walks into a wall* Ow... *walks out the door*
Sam: Alrighty, then the only people still here are...
Geri: *blasts through the roof of the whole building* You guys forgot me on that damn island. Whatever I'm going back. *blasts out the wall*
Seto: I'm going home. Right now. Roland, get this sorted out. *leaves*
Mokuba: Wait for me, Seto! *runs after him*
Sam: Hey! You can't just ditch me here!!
*limo drives away*
Sam: ...Aww...wait, who's driving that thing? *looks at Roland who's still standing beside her*
Roland: Mr. Kaiba does know how to drive.
Sam: Well I knew that. But why did he take the limo?
Roland: *shrug* Stress? Anyway, I've got work to do. *hurries off*
Sam: *ditched* Dang. Oh shizzit! I forgot about what's his face in the Vampire Realm! I should go check on that. *opens a portal and jumps through*

IN THE VAMPIRE REALM...

Sam: *standing in a ruined patch of earth otherwise known as a crater* ...What the? *looks up and sees Kain fighting Jade and Richard in the sky* Aw man... *starts climbing out* Stupid Kain and his stupid magic...blasting craters wherever he pleases like he owns the place... *reaches the top and climbs up* Okay, now where is this exactly? *looks around* I don't recognize it at all...although that may be because Kain wrecked it all...
*a portal opens abover them and they get sucked in and it closes*
Sam: ............Well, that was convenient. I wonder where Grage's house is...ehhh, I don't wanna look for it! I'm going home. *opens a portal and goes through*

And so, finally, after days and hours and minutes and seconds and miliseconds and nanoseconds, everyone FINALLY made it back to their homes, all in one piece. Scorpion lost in the tournament. Ash fell off a cliff. Leon was captured by ganados. Ed got lost in the desert and swore revenge on Sam. Tails was later found in the city zoo. And everyone in the Human Realm got back to whatever the hell they usually do. Seto got a migraine. Grage found a large crater a while away from his house with Vlaid. Geri found she likes being worshipped by idiots who don't know any better and gave them all flying shoes. And everyone lived...uh...well, everyone lived, okay? Okay.

THE END

Sail away

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