Kaian: *leaves his office and starts walking home* Why do I walk home when I have a car? Oh well… *continues walking then a piece of paper flies in his face* Agh!! *takes it off and reads it* …Battle of the Bands eh? …Where is this being held…at -*disclosed location*- Interesting indeed, I should tell those other guys about it.

NEXT DAY…

Grage: *sprawled on Kaian’s couch looking bored* So...why am I here?

Kaian: To tell you about this! *holds up raggedy piece of paper*

Matthew: …What is it?

Kaian: It’s a… *notices Gregory just sitting there*

Gregory: *waits patiently for Kaian to continue explaining what the paper is* … *snaps claws*

Kaian: It’s a Battle of the Bands competition, here we can PROVE that WE are THE best EVER.

Grage: …And?

Kaian: And if we win we get…*looks at paper* $10 000 and a contract.

Grage: What the hell is contract?

Kaian: I don’t know but it sounds interesting.

Matthew: Money? …and a contract? …A contract means more money…and fame….which means… Easy chicks! Sweet I’m in!

Grage: I’ve already got money and I’m married.

Kaian: Same with me but I’m still going for it…I don’t have fame yet after all.

Grage: Fame, huh…not really interested. Human things are stupid.

Kaian: Well then, you can just TRY and prove you’re better than me…oh wait, since you’re not going to…I guess that means…you’ve GIVEN UP

Grage: Giving up? I don’t give up. And I know I’m better than you so what’s the damn point- You know what, shut up, I’ll join, ya bastard

Kaian: Alright then it’s settled, we are one!

Seth: *sitting outside open window* Battle of the Bands you say? I’d better inform everyone! *runs off*

AT HOUSE…

*treasure trove cove music is playing in the background*

Jared: *sitting on couch* I’m bored.

Sam: Yeah me too, but whatcha gonna do? Not like anyone is gonna bust in here with interesting news. … *looks at door expectantly*

Bob: *crashes through wall* DOOM. *walks past them into kitchen and starts making a sandwich*

Seth: *comes in through the hole in the wall* What’s this hole doing here? Anyway, I got interesting news!

Sam: *looks over* …Okay, awesome. What is it?

Seth: There is a Battle of the Bands contest going on at -*disclosed location*-! And if we win…hey wait…I’m going to enter this myself! Never mind what I just said and go back to whatever you were doing before. *runs off*

Sam: …A battle you say?

Jared: Of the bands you say?

On T.V.: The Professor: To shreds you say

Bill: STARS!

Jared: Yeah, Bill’s right, we should enter this too!

Bill: STARS!

Jared: Oh…you aren’t going to be in our band of awesomeness?

Bill: STARS! *walks away*

Jared: Oh fine! He said he’s going to go and start his own band.

Sam: Well damn. We should start a band too! It will be grand!

Jared: Yes but who shall be in it?

Sam: Hmmmm…let’s ask Grage! He can play guitar or something

Jared: Yeah…let’s give it a try.

Sam: Well, let’s find him then. *tries to contact him, but gets a busy signal and a voice message plays* …Well…his answering machine says he’s at Kaian’s right now.

Jared: Then let’s go!

LATER…

Jared: *knocking on Kaian’s door* Kaian! Kaian! Kaian! Open up!

Kaian: *opens up* What?

Jared: I don’t know.

Sam: *busts past* Let us in! I have a gun

Kaian: …So?

Sam: *shrug* …I lied, I have no gun. But I gotta ask Grage something

Kaian: Whatever. *walks into living room* It’s for you.

Grage: *pauses in tuning his bass guitar* What? Oh.

Sam: HI GRAGE!! 8D

Grage: Hi Sam

Sam: We heard about this Battle of the Bands thing going on and wondered if you’d help us win by joining us! *motions to herself and Jared*

Grage: …Uh…

Kaian: Pshaw! *starts laughing* You guys? In a band?! HA!! That should make for a good laugh, that’s even more hilarious than the cereal I ate this morning.

Sam: Hey! …Which cereal was that?

Kaian: Capt’n Crunch.

Sam: …Oh

Grage: *coughs* Yeah, um…I’m already entering with these freaks, sorry

Sam: WHAT?! Traitor! TRAITORRRRRRRR

Grage: *shrugs*

Jared: Come on, let’s just go then. *walks out Kaian’s house*

Sam: Hmph. Fine! You guys…are goin’ DOOOWWWN!!! *points dramatically, then spots Gregory* Aw SHEET! You too?! Well, well- I’m going to get VLAID! *runs away*

Kaian: How did you used to live with that…thing?

Grage: …She’s my best friend. I can stand her

Kaian: Okay, whatever.

AT HOUSE.

Sam: *busts through the boards that have been nailed over the wall Bob crashed through* Damn those guys!

Jared: *busts a new hole in the wall* No kidding…

Kari: *looks at them from the couch* Sammy! And Jared too, I just fixed that wall…well I tried to

Sam: HI KARI! 8D

Kari: Hi Sammy.

Sam: What are you doing here?

Kari: I wanted to see you, that’s all. ^^ Been a while after all. But you guys weren’t here so…yeah

Sam: I see…no, I don’t

Jared: Kari you’re our guitarist, welcome aboard.

Sam: Kari can’t play guitar…

Kari: I can’t?

Sam: …You can?

Kari: I can!

Sam: …You CAN?!

Kari: I can. *nods*

Sam: You CAAAN!?!?!?!? Wow really? Since when?

Kari: ^^” Well, I’ve been practicing for a while, but I never really told anyone since it’s not usually my thing…

Sam: Oh…well awesome! *thumbs up and a cheesy smile*

*happy little tune plays and letters on the screen say “Kari has joined your party!”*

Jared: …Hmm, if you CAN play guitar, can you prove it? *takes out a guitar from behind his back and gives it to her*

Kari: Sure, okay. *takes the guitar and plays a few chords before playing a solo from Bark at The Moon by Ozzy Osbourne*

Sam: ……………

Jared: ………………

Kari: *finishes a few moments later and looks at them, putting the guitar down* …Was that okay?

Sam: Kari…you’re PERFECT!

Jared: Indeed, we’ll kick Grage and Kaian’s and whoever else is in their band’s ass!

Sam: YEAH!! What am I doing, anyway? OOH! I call drums! I are the drummist!

Jared: I‘m a bassist, now we need a singist.

Sam: Yes…but who? …Oh wait. I threatened Grage to get VLAID! He has a nice voice, let’s snag him before someone else does!! *batman music plays as they go through a portal*

AT GRAGE’S HOOSE

Vlaid: *washing dishes*

Sam: *runs through portal towards Vlaid all slow motion and dramatic* Vlllaaaaaaiiiiiddd nnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooo!!!!! *slips on the recently mopped floor and explodes*

Vlaid: Huh? *turns around and looks at the black spot on the floor, then at Kari and Jared who come through the portal normally* Um…

Jared: Yeah, we need a singist for our band and we think you might be our singist.

Sam: *reforms* Vlaid, join me, and I’ll make your face the greatest in Koridai!! Or else you will DIE.

Vlaid: …

Kari: Eheh… *steps forward* There’s a Battle of the Bands contest going on…we want you to sing for us, but if you don’t want to-

Sam: NO! he HAS to! He WILL!! I will accept nobody else! Or else you will DIE.

Kari: …

Vlaid: … *puts down the dish cloth he was holding and thinks* Sing for you huh…I don’t know, maybe. Um…what is a Battle of the Bands though?

Sam: It’s where everyone who has a band competes for a prize by playing better songs than the other! Or something like that.

Vlaid: I see…well, okay then, I guess I will.

Sam: SWEET! IN GRAGE’S FACE!! HA!! IN YOUR FACE!! *points at a picture of Grage on the wall and laughs*

Jared: Alright, if we are going to beat them, then we need to practice…for years, because that band they have kicks ass.

Sam: Ho damn does it ever

Vlaid: Grage is competing too huh? Who else?

Jared: I don’t know, I think that’s it.

Sam: …Didn’t Seth say he was going to join?

Jared: *thinks* Hmm… *thinks so hard that his head explodes*

Kari: *steps back before she is splattered with gore* Yeah, he did

Sam: Well then. We should find out more about this, like when it starts? I think Seth said it’s being held at -*disclosed location*-

Kari: Mhm, well I’m sure we can find a poster with the information too

Sam: LET US BE OFF, THEN! *opens a portal*

Jared: To house! *jumps through portal*

Sam: Yey! *follows, as do the others*

AT HOUSE

Jared: Now let’s practice!

Sam: I thought we were going to find a poster with the info we needed, and- Hey, here’s one! *picks it up off the floor* Seth must have dropped it…or something…but these fingerprints are huge and there’s some peanut butter on it

Kari: Wasn’t your monster eating a peanut butter sandwich?

Sam: …He was. Damn, he must be joining too. Oh well, we have our info. Apparently this Battle o’ the Bands is being held… *looks at paper* …Next month. Well, shit!

Jared: Then let us be practice!

Sam: w00t!

Vlaid: Alright, what kind of songs will we play?

Jared: When I first heard of this from Seth, four songs immediately came to mind… *tells them*

Sam: Oooh, I like! This will be hard though

Vlaid: I haven’t heard those before

Sam: Don’t worry, I’ll print off the lyrics if ya want

Vlaid: Okay

Kari: I have the notes for a few of those already

Jared: Then let’s get started.

Seth: *comes downstairs with Icarus, Hailey and Geri* Hey guys! What are you doing?

Sam: We’re going to start practicing for the Battle o’ the Bands, so get!

Seth: *gasp* So…you’re in this too? We look forward to KICKING YOUR ASS!!!

Rest: *cheer*

Jared: *cheering too* …Hey wait!

Sam: Pu-SHAWWW!!! Yeah right, we be in this to kick Grage and Kaian’s bands ass, and if we gotta kick yours to do that, so be it!

Seth: Whatever, let’s go and practice too.

*they leave*

Sam: Harrumph! We can’t lose to them either, you got that? *looks at the others*

Jared: Hell yeah! Now let’s go already, this thing starts like in a month.

Sam: Alriiiiiight!

*they bring out their instruments out of nowhere, and begin practice*

A MONTH LATER AT -*disclosed location*-

Announcer: Welcome everyone to the Battle of the Bands! This year we have four new bands competing for the record deal and $10 000!!

Audience: *cheers*

Announcer: *continues talking about boring stuff*

BACKSTAGE…

Sam: Well…the time has come. Hey…does our band even have a name yet?

Jared: Of course! We are “The Band of Awesome”

Sam: Oh yeeeeeeaaah…

Grage: *walks up* That’s some band name.

Kaian: Yeah, no kidding. You should have called yourself “The Band of Chumps”

Sam: Hey, shut up! Like YOURS is any better!

Kaian: It is, we’re “Tree”

Grage: …I still think that’s retarded

Kaian: Well that’s you.

Matthew: *walks up* That band name was my idea, you all agreed with it.

Grage: I didn’t really care, but that doesn’t mean I can’t think it’s retarded

Seth: *opens back door all dramatic* The “Legion of The Damned” has arrived!!

Sam: Well, they totally beat our asses in terms of band names

Seth: *walks in followed by Geri, Icarus, Samaya and Hailey*

Matthew: *sees Hailey* Oooh! *sees Icarus* Damn it.

Sam: SAMAYA? What the hell?

Samaya: They needed a drummer. And I have some free time, so what the hell

Sam: I’m a drummer too! But better than you! 8D

Samaya: You don’t know that. And I’m going to go with…well, seeing as I’m better than you with most things...you shouldn’t be so rash in that judgment.

Sam: *stopped listening five minutes ago and is currently talking to Vlaid*

Samaya: *sighs* Why do I even try to talk to these people?

Grage: *looks over at Sam’s band* Wait, wait, you actually got Vlaid? What the hell

Vlaid: Hi Grage! …What’s with the hat?

Grage: They made me wear this. Be quiet

Sam: HAHA. Slash cosplay

*thunderous steps coming from behind door, coming closer*

Everyone: *looks*

Sam: What the fricktard is that?

*door opens dramatically and giant silhouettes are seen standing there in the light, and then they step in*

Sam: =O Whaaa?

Grage: …How…?

Jared: May God help us all…

Shadow: *comes into the light* STARS!

Bob: DOOM.

Wilson: *hisses*

Joe: *stands there*

Johnson: *jumps off of Bob’s shoulder and flips forward, landing on his feet in front of them all* HooHWAH!!

Sam: What? WHAT?! GAWD, the treachery!

Jared: *looks at them* Do you have a band name?

Bill: STARS!

Jared: …You serious? THAT’S your band name?

Bill: STARS!

Jared: You’re right I’m sorry.

Sam: *looks at Johnson* What is your band name? I can’t understand Bill…

Johnson: Hoohwahoohwah

Sam: … *mouth twitches* …Pff…what?! Were you guys on CRACK?!

Johnson: *glares* HWAH!!

Sam: Alright, I’ll shut up. But still… “The Yellow Bananas”?!? *starts laughing*

Grage: …Don’t you need a singer for a band?

Bill: STARS!

Jared: Apparently, Johnson is their singer.

Sam: Well, he does have a great voice. *everyone looks at her* …What?! He does

Grage: And who’s gonna understand him?

Johnson: Hoohwah~ *brings out a choker and puts it on* Hoohwaaaah…. *turns it on*

Sam: *gasps* THAT’S why you wanted a stylish translator for Christmas!

Johnson: *clears his throat repeatedly and dramatically* …Yes

Jared: Wow.

Announcer: And the first band to be picked by random is… “Legion of The Damned”!!!

Seth: Damn, oh well, come on guys, let’s win this! *goes onstage*

Kaian: I’m going to go and watch from the audience. *leaves*

Matthew: *sees Hailey and Samaya go onstage, then brings out a pair of binoculars* Me too! *runs after him*

Sam: Eh…well we kinda have nothing else to do. *goes as well, followed by everyone else because they agree*

IN AUDIENCE…

Kaian: COME ON AND PLAY ALREADY!!

Seth: *adjusts microphone* Everyone remember what song we’re playing first?

Geri: *picks up guitar* Yup.

Hailey: *picks up bass guitar* Yeah.

Icarus: *picks up guitar* Sure do.

Samaya: Got it

Seth: Then let’s start!

Icarus: *starts playing Hangar 18 along with Hailey, Samaya and Geri*

Kaian: Damn, we should’ve picked that song.

Grage: Hn…we’ll still win. It’s not like they’ll play this perfectly anyway

Matthew: Are the drums lazy in this song?

Kaian: I don’t think so.

Gregory: *shakes head…how a crab does that, nobody knows*

Matthew: *trying to see* I can’t see through these people, Kaian! Let me on your shoulders! I have to see something!

Kaian: No damn it!

Matthew: *turns to Grage* What about you? You’re tall!

Grage: *flatly* What do I get in return?

Matthew: Never mind. *climbs on Kaian’s shoulders*

Kaian: Ow damn it! You’re too heavy.

Matthew: It’ll only take a few minutes. *looks through binoculars*

Seth: Welcome to our fortress tall

Take some time to show you around
Impossible to break these walls
For you see the steel is much too strong
Computer banks to rule the world
Instruments to sight the stars
Possibly I’ve seen too much
Hangar 18 I know too much

Icarus: *guitar solo*

Sam: Damn it, they’re actually good.

Matthew: I know, it’s horrible.

Vlaid: *busy re-reading lyrics he’s supposed to sing later*

Seth: Foreign life forms inventory
Suspended state of cryogenics
Selective amnesias the story
Believed foretold but who’d suspect
The military intelligence
Two words combined that cant make sense
Possibly I’ve seen too much
Hangar 18 I know too much

Icarus: *more solos for the rest of the song*

Samaya: *playing the drums in the background*

Matthew: Oh yeah, BANG THOSE DRUMS!!!

Kaian: Matthew shut up! God, what the hell are you- *feels something on the back of his neck* …Aww God damn it Matthew! *throws him off*

Matthew: *lands flat on his back* Hey man, what the hell? It was just getting good

Kaian: No shut up.

Grage: *ignores them, and looks at Gregory who is on his shoulder* Those guys are idiots…at least you’re sort of normal…well, quiet anyway

Gregory: *snaps claws and smiles*

Jared: I’ve only counted two mistakes so far.

Sam: I didn’t notice…

Kari: I can play this too…

Vlaid: *still re-reading lyrics*

*few minutes later*

Icarus: *finishes playing along with everyone else*

Audience: *cheers*

Sam: …If we’re up next by chance, will we be able to make a better impression than that?

Jared: I hope so.

Kari: I’m sure we’ll be fine. ^^
Grage: Hey, why is Kari here anyway?

Sam: She’s our guitarist, fool. Back off!

Grage: …Kari can play?

Sam: Yes…oh yes she can. *evil laughter*

Grage: …Huh. *shrug*

Seth: *walks toward them followed by the others* I’d like to see you do better.

Announcer: And the next band is “Like I Give a Damn”!!

*A bunch of emo kids go up on stage and start getting ready to start*

Jared: OH FUCK!! EMOS!! *jumps out window*

Kari: What’s an emo?

Sam: Hmmm…how do I explain this…well just listen to their terrible most likely gloomy and depressing lyrics and screeching.

Kari: Uh…okay

Like I Give a Damn: *start playing their song entitled ‘Rip me apart’*

Sam: …Hm

Grage: *bored, goes over to Vlaid* Sooo…reading huh…

Vlaid: *doing so* Uhuh

Grage: …Huh. *stands there all nonchalant for another few moments* …Wanna make out?

Vlaid: *stops reading for a moment and looks up at him* …After these lines.

Grage: Sweet

Sam: This song is melting my interest in this competition. I’m gonna get a drink. *walks out to find a drink machine, comes back a few minutes later and looks at Grage* You got a dollar?

Grage: Yeah sure. *gives her like fifty bucks before going back to Vlaid*

Sam: Yey! *leaves again*

Like I Give a Damn: *is finishing a very boring 10 note solo and screaming*

Matthew: Man these guys blow.

Kaian: *sitting against a wall with headphones on blasting ‘Raining Blood’*

Grage: *making out with Vlaid*

Sam: *comes back with a cola* Is it over?

Jared: I’m here so it must be.

Sam: *looks at stage and they’re leaving* Great! Now I’m okay

Announcer: And the next band to be playing is… “Tree”!!!

Sam: Aw man, I wanted to play! Hey Grage, you’re up

Grage: *not stopping*

Sam: Hey Vlaid, Grage is up

Vlaid: *pulls away* Okay. Good luck…or not. *picks up his lyrics again*

Grage: Aww…fine. *starts going to the stage where the others have gone already*

Kaian: *brings out his guitar like he always does…with a bolt of lightning* Ready guys?

Grage: *has his bass guitar* Yeah

Gregory: *sitting at his mini drum set*

Matthew: *goes to microphone* Ahem, this song is called ‘Ace of Spades’

Grage: *begins playing the opening bass*

Kaian: *joins in with guitar and Gregory*

Matthew: If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man,
You win some, lose some, all the same to me,
The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say,
I don't share your greed, the only card I need is
The Ace Of Spades

The Ace Of Spades

Jared: Hmm…what an opening song, I haven’t heard this song in forever.

Sam: Me neither, I like this song. Reminds me of chicken.

Jared: How does it remind you of chicken?

Sam: I meant to say Smokey

Jared: …Smokey?

Sam: Yeah. You know. My cat?

Jared: I know who Smokey is shut up.

Kari: You guys…cut it out

Vlaid: Okay, I’m pretty sure I’ve got these lyrics memorized now

Sam: Great, now give me those! *grabs the papers with the lyrics printed on them and throws them into a furnace*

Vlaid: …

Matthew: You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools,
But that's the way I like it baby,
I don't wanna live for ever,
And don't forget the joker!

Kaian: *solo*

Gregory: *playing the drums expertly*

Grage: *playing bass*

Jared: Damn, they’ve made no mistakes so far.

Sam: Um…hm…well then we can’t make any either!

Kari: We’ll do much better than this…

Jared: Can’t make ANY mistakes?! That is Ce’impossible

Sam: Well I think we can make just one since Seth’s band made two, but NO MORE

Jared: I’ll try my damnedest.

Matthew: Pushing up the ante, I know you wanna see me,
Read 'em and weep, the dead man's hand again,
I see it in your eyes, take one look and die,
The only thing you see, you know it's gonna be,
The Ace Of Spades

The Ace Of Spades

Kaian: *plays outro, then song is El’ Fini*

Crowd: *cheers loudly*

Jared: Now I’m nervous, I’m gonna fuck it all up now! AHHH! *jumps out window*

Sam: …Shut up, Jared!

Vlaid: …Aren’t we on the third floor of this place? How did he do that twice?

Kari: Is he okay?

Jared: I sure am.

Sam: …You BETTER be. Cause if you aren’t… *shakes fist menacingly*

Kaian: *walks toward them* Just try and do better.

Sam: Haha! Seth said the same thing, but we showed HIM!

Vlaid: We haven’t been up yet…

Sam: …Oh yeah. Well, still. Shut up

Announcer: And the next band is… “Polarized”!

Jared: What a stupid name.

Kaian: And it’s still better than yours

Sam: Shut up, Tree!

Kaian: You shut up.

Sam: No

Grage: Whatever. They probably suck

Matthew: *looks* Hey…they’re all girls!! SWEET! *whips out binoculars*

Johnson: Why is that so interesting? *sitting on Matthew’s shoulder*

Matthew: *looks at him* …Shut up. *looks through binoculars*

Johnson: Oh I’ll shut you up all right…we’ll ALL shut you up! Isn’t that right guys? *looks at the monsters*

Bill: STARS!

Bob: DOOM.

Wilson: *hisses*

Joe: *stands there*

Johnson: ... >.>” Fine, be that way! Well, I’LL shut you up then! My band will rule you ALL

Matthew: Will you shut up!? God! Try’na concentrate here.

Johnson: *bares teeth and jumps off his shoulder* Loser. *bounds off*

Sam: *sipping her drink* How long is this going to take? I’m bored…

Jared: Who knows, cause if it’s not soon… *shakes fist*

Sam: Hmm

Grage: I don’t care anymore *continues making out with Vlaid again*

Sam: Hey I think they’re almost done! …And they’re done now! …Now! …Now!...Now! And they’re done! …They’re done now! Right now! RIGHT NOOOW!

Kari: Sammy, they left the stage already

Sam: See, I told you they’d finish then

Announcer: And the next band up is… “The Yellow Bananas”!!!

Sam: Awwwww we’ll NEVER go up!

Johnson: Ha! You won’t want to after we’re through!

Sam: I’m sure I won’t, I’m sure I won’t…just kidding, I will.

Johnson: Ha, well see you later then Sam. *runs off to the stage, and the monsters go up there too* We’ll be playing Monkey Wrench! Let’s start!

Joe: *picks up guitar, tunes it, strums once and all the strings are cut by the blades on his arms*

Wilson: *holding a bass guitar, hisses*

Bill: *strums his rhythm guitar and accidentally crushes the handle*

Bob: *starts to play the drums, then smashes his foot straight through the floor when he pushes the foot pedal*

Johnson: *standing still at the microphone, then slowly turns around to look at the rest of them* …………. *microphone feedback crackles through the empty room*

Bob: *rips his foot out of the floor and looks angry* DOOM! *stomps other foot and the floor cracks*

Bill: *chucks his broken rhythm guitar to the ground, it goes right through and the crack gets even bigger*

Wilson: *guitar strap breaks and the bass hits the ground*

Joe: *just standing there, looking at his now useless guitar and a huge crack sound resounds through the room*

Johnson: …Hoohwah…

*floor breaks and they fall, and everyone hears a giant crash as they go straight through the other floor as well*

Sam: ……………

Kari: …………....

Everyone else: *silent*

Jared: *starts clapping* YEY! HORRAY!!! What a great show!!

Sam: …Hey, Johnson was right, I DON’T want to go on that stage now!

Grage: Nobody does. What the hell was he thinking, a band with giant destructive monsters…

Kari: Are they…disqualified now?

Sam: …Dunno

Jared: Nobody knows.

Sam: They didn’t even play anything, so maybe not… *shrug*

Vlaid: Are they okay?

Sam: I’m sure they’re fine. Bill and Bob anyway…and Wilson…and maybe Joe…Johnson I don’t know

Vlaid: …Oh

Rest of the people: *have started making a ruckus*

Announcer: Well it seems that our stage has been destroyed, but don’t worry we’ll have it fixed.

Jared: *goes to hole in stage and looks at it* It looks like there’s a hole here. *brings out a hammer* I’ll fix it.

*few seconds later*

Jared: All done. *walks back to the others*

Announcer: And our stage is fixed, anyway, the next band to be chosen is… “Byte”!!

Jared: Sounds like a stupid band, they’d better play something good.

Sam: Are we like…going to be dead last?

Jared: Maybe.

Kaian: In the rankings anyway

Jared: HEY! *stares at him* Give me a slice!

Kaian: …Of what?

Jared: I don’t know.

Sam: Well, while this unknown band plays their song, I’m going to see if my partner in cri- I mean lab partner made it. *leaves*

Kari: Okay, Sammy

*later*

Byte: *done*

Jared: Damn that took long, damn techno bands.

Sam: *has returned* Johnson is fine. What’s this about techno? …There are techno bands? What?

Jared: Their name says it all… “Byte”

Sam: Megabyte? Bob? …Guitar battle?

Jared: Shut up.

Announcer: And our final band is… “The Band of Awesome”!!

Sam: Oh, FINALLY! Let’s go, guys. *starts going to the stage*

Jared: Yeah! *follows*

Vlaid and Kari: *follow as well*

*on stage, they begin setting up*

Grage: I wonder if they’ll do any good.

Kaian: Yeah right. They’ll be worse than The Yellow Bananas…without falling through the floor

Kari: *makes the first strum on her pink Hello Kitty guitar which came to her from a ray of sparkly light out of nowhere and starts playing*

Sam and Jared: *each playing their respective instruments* Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight!

Vlaid: See me ride out of that sunset
On your color TV screen
Out for all I can get
If you know what I mean
Women to the left of me
And women to the right
Ain't got no gun, ain't got no knife
Don't you start no fight
'Cause I'm T.N.T
I'm dynamite
T.N.T
And I'll win that fight
T.N.T
I'm a power load
T.N.T
Watch me explode

Grage: …I didn’t know Vlaid could sing like that

Kaian: …I had NO idea Kari could play guitar.

Grage: And where the HELL did she find one like that? …Awful

Vlaid: So lock up your daughter n' lock up your wife
Lock up your back door and run for your life
The man is back in town
So don't you mess me 'round

'Cause I'm T.N.T
I'm dynamite
T.N.T
And I'll win that fight
T.N.T
I'm a power load
T.N.T
Watch me explode

Kari: *guitar solo*

Vlaid: T.N.T
Jared and Sam: Fight,Fight,Fight
Vlaid: T.N.T
Jared and Sam: Fight,Fight,Fight
Vlaid: T.N.T
Jared and Sam: Fight, fight, fight
Vlaid: T.N.T
Jared and Sam: Fight, fight, fight
Vlaid/Sam and Jared in the background: T.N.T
I'm dynamite/fight, fight, fight
T.N.T
And I'll win that fight/fight, fight, fight
T.N.T
I'm a power load/fight, fight, fight
T.N.T
Watch me explode

Kari: *plays the last solo and they all explode when the song is done*

Kaian: …

Grage: I…really should have expected that

Kaian: Yeah.

*smoke clears and nothing is left*

Announcer: …Well then…ELIMINATION TIME!! Who will be the first to go? Will it be… “Legion of The Damned”? “Like I Give a Damn”? “Tree”? “Polarized”? “The Yellow Bananas”? “Byte”? Or “The Band of Awesome”? The judges will make their decision along with your help in the voting place.

Sam: *suddenly standing beside Grage* Why does this remind me of American Idol?

Jared: I don’t know, who cares, as long as that emo band goes first.

Sam: Yeah…it probably will…or the techno one…people like the guitars! YAHH

Jared: Well…it’s either them or the emos…or both.

Sam: Or The Yellow Bananas if anyone has the balls to vote against them

Jared: Yeah…but no one does.

Bob: *appears* DOOM.

Sam: Yep, that’s right, Bob

Bob: DOOM. *holding an injured Johnson*

Sam: Huh? *looks* …He’s had worse. I shall patch him up! *gets a medical kit out of nowhere, takes Johnson from Bob and runs into another room, where sounds of sawing and hammering are heard*

Jared: …Yeah! Eliminate the competition!

*sounds of a buzz saw ring out from the room*

Grage: Is she seriously killing that monkey?

Kari: I thought she loved that monkey

Vlaid: And animals in general… o-O

Sam: *comes out of the room a few minutes later, followed by Johnson who is perfectly fine other than the fact that his arm is in a sling* Well, I wrapped up his arm. And I built this handy dandy CD case! I’m going to go and sell it before the judges’ vote. *runs off*

Kaian: *goes to the room and opens the door* …This is a broom closet.

Kari: *goes and peeks in* There’s only a mop and bucket here…and a broom

Grage: Well whatever, who cares. She does that kind of stuff all the time. Now how long is this going to take?

Announcer: And the judges have made their decision! The first band to have their asses kicked out of that window is… “Byte”!!

Jared: AWWWWW!!!!!!

Byte: *all twelve band members get kicked out the window*

Sam: Why were there so many band members? That’s crazy. Those crazy chumps. Well at least that means a lot of the competition is gone

Announcer: And with them gone, we will continue. The next band to play is… “Polarized”!

Polarized: *goes up to play*

Jared: I couldn’t stand these people either.

Sam: Yeah…well at least I have this fifty bucks. And another like…thirty from Grage…

Grage: Didn’t I give you fifty before? They sell drinks for twenty dollars here? What the hell

Sam: Oh no, no. I gave some to that hobo out there. *points out window at Hobo Jo*

Matthew: *looks* Hey…I know that guy.

Sam: Cool. He said he wanted to buy some food.

Matthew: Looks like he’s just sitting there.

Sam: *looks* Yeah…oh well

Jared: Maybe he’s dead.

Sam: =O He had no time to get his sammich!

Grage: Can I get my money back then?

Vlaid: Grage…

Grage: What? Some other crazy hobo will get it if I don’t

Sam: …Like Hobo Shmoe. And how do you guys know Jo is actually dead? Geez. *looks out window* See, he’s moving

Jared: Maybe he’s just twitching.

Grage: Or maybe it’s the wind. It’s all winter out there

Kari: We can’t leave him to freeze then! *looks out window all worried*

Grage: It has nothing to do with you, what does it matter?

Kari: He’s a person too!

Sam: And she’s Kari

Grage: *shrug*

Matthew: Don’t worry ‘bout him, he told me that he survived fifteen winters out there.

Sam: What if this is his last and it’s all my fault for not just buying him a sammich?!

Matthew: I don’t know.

Samaya: *goes and looks out window* What are you all blabbing about, there’s no hobo out there

Sam: Huh? *looks* Oh, what do you know

Grage: He must have blew away

Kaian: Or got snowed over.

Kari: No, he’s right here *walks back in the room followed by Hobo Jo* I went and got him before he died

Hobo Jo: Why this is nice of you ma’am but I shouldn’t be here. *points to a sign on the wall that says “NO HOBOS ALLOWED” with a silhouette of a hobo on it*

Kari: …Nonsense! *scribbles out the word “NO” on the sign with a sharpie and draws a smiley face*

Supervisor: *walks up to them* HEY! That hobo is not allowed here and- *looks at sign* …Oh they must’ve changed the rules, carry on. *walks away*

Sam: Nice going, Kari

Kari: *smile*

Samaya: Hey, that other band is finished.

Matthew: *looks* Aww…I missed it.

Sam: Haha! Now, I hope we’re not up dead last again

Announcer: Up next is… “Tree”!!

Kaian: HA! I bet you’re going to be dead last again! *points at Sam and makes his way to the stage*

Sam: *big retarded teary eyed face* Awwwwwwwwww

Grage: Well, see you guys later. *goes up to the stage too*

Matthew and Gregory: *go up too*

Jared: I wonder what they’re playing…cause if it’s TNT…

Sam: We just played that, why would they play it?

Jared: I don’t know.

Matthew: *goes to microphone* This song is called Painkiller.

Gregory: *starts playing drum opening*

Kaian: *plays the first guitar part after the drum opening with Grage*

Matthew: Faster than a bullet
Terrifying scream
Enraged and full of anger
He’s half man and half machine
Rides the metal monster
Breathing smoke and fire
Closing in with vengeance soaring high
He is the painkiller
This is the painkiller
Planets devastated
Mankind’s on its knees
A saviour comes from out the skies
In answer to their pleas
Through boiling clouds of thunder
Blasting bolts of steel
Evils going under deadly wheels
He is the painkiller
This is the painkiller.

Kaian: *guitar part*

Matthew: Faster than a laser bullet
Louder than an atom bomb
Chromium plated boiling metal
Brighter than a thousand suns

Kaian: *guitar solo*

Grage and Gregory: *playing in the background*

Jared: …We’re fucked.

Sam: Ohoho, no we’re NOT. Cause if we are… *shakes fist menacingly*

Jared: *looks at Kaian playing the guitar* God damn… I’d like to see you do that! *points at Icarus*

Icarus: *looks* …Are you taunting me?

Jared: Maybe I am! What are you gonna do about i- *crow bar’d through the head and falls to the ground*

Sam: Damn it Jared! Stop dying before we own everybody! *looks back at the stage and crosses arms* Harrumph! They may have Grage and Kaian, but we have Kari and Vlaid! Everyone loves Kari and Vlaid.

Jared: Except for those who don’t

Sam: Who’s that?

Jared: I don’t know…people.

Sam: Yeah right. Hey Jo, do you like Kari and Vlaid? *points at them*

Jo: …I don’t got nothin’ against them.

Sam: See?

Jared: So EVERYONE does like them…works for me.

Sam: Okay maybe not everyone, but the people who aren’t total fricks DO

Jared: Indeed. *smokes a pipe*

Kaian: *ends guitar solo*

Matthew: Flying high on rapture
Stronger free and brave
Nevermore encaptured
They’ve been brought back from the grave
With mankind resurrected
Forever to survive
Returns from Armageddon to the skies
He is the painkiller
This is the painkiller
Wings of steel painkiller
Deadly wheels painkiller

Grage: *guitar part*

Matthew: He is the painkiller
This is the painkiller

He is the painkiller
This is the painkiller

Pain! Pain! Killer! Killer!

Pain! Pain! Killer! Killer!

Grage: *guitar solo*

Matthew: Can’t stop, the painkiller!! Pain!

Crowd: *cheers wildly*

Jared: I knew they were good but…God damn.

Sam: -___- *stubborn* We’re much better! =p

Jared: …Umm…sure why not.

Sam: And Kari looks adorable, and Vlaid is hot, and we’re The Band of AWESOME

Your mom spider: You’re mom’s adorable and hot!

Sam: …Why thank you, I’m sure she’d appreciate the compliment.

Spider: Your mom would appreciate the compliment!

Sam: I just said that

Spider: Your mom just said that!

Sam: SHUT UP!

Spider: Your mom SHUT U- *crow bar’d, dies, and guts say YOUR MOM*

Sam: Sorry Icarus, I had to borrow that

Icarus: …Whatever.

Kaian: *walks toward them* So? Think you can do better?

Sam: Why yes, in fact I do

Kaian: Oh… *sits down*

Sam: I’m so bored…I hope we’re up next

Johnson: *suddenly runs into the room and leaps at Sam unexpectedly* HWAAAAAHHH!!! *starts shaking her* HWAAHOOHWAHOOHWAAAAH!!!

Sam: AAHHHH!!! …What do you mean your translator is fucked up?

Johnson: Hoohwah…hwaahoohwa, hwahahoohwah… *looks angry as he shakes the translator in her face*

Sam: Whoa, calm down, it’s not MY fault you guys crashed yourselves through the floor and broke it!

Johnson: Hwaaaahhhhh!

Sam: I’m sure you can improvise, just think up a new song quick!

Johnson: …Hwahh…hoohwah! Hwahoohwah! *jumps off her and runs off to find the rest of his band*

Announcer: And next up is… “The Band of”- oh sorry I meant “Like I Give a Damn”!!

Sam: *falls over* …Damn

Jared: AWW CHRIST!! *jumps out window*

Jo: *eating a sammich*

Like I Give a Damn: *goes up to the stage to play*

Jared: Why must I be punished like this?!

Sam: Didn’t you just jump out the window?

Jared: Yeah, but I just get lost in that blizzard and end up back in here…like when you get lost in the desert in Ocarina of Time.

Sam: I see…no, I don’t.

Vlaid: Why are those guys wearing make up?

Jared: Cause they’re emos and fricks. BOO!!!

Sam: I want some popcorn to eat and possibly throw…but mostly to eat

Jared: Then get some.

Sam: *eating some* I did

Jared: Good. Now I can’t stand this horrid music anymore. *jumps out window*

Sam: Bye Jared! *waves and turns around* …Hi Jared

Jared: This sucks.

Sam: I know

Like I Give a Damn: *finish a slow five note solo*

Kaian: *sitting down listening to Raining Blood again*

Matthew: *sitting on floor playing “Super Mario Land” on his Gameboy*

Icarus and Hailey: *making out*

Seth: *standing there with no expression on his face not moving at all*

Geri: *gone*

Grage and Vlaid: *making out*

Sam: *takes some pictures and sees Seth* Hi Seth!

Seth: …

Sam: …Soooooo…want some popcorn? *holds out bag*

Seth: …

Sam: Oh, fine then. *eats some* What’s up?

Seth: …

Sam: …

Seth: *looks at her* Nothing.

Sam: Oh. I see. Do you not like popcorn?

Matthew: *sniffs the air* …That smells like… POPCORN!! *jumps up*

Sam: Man these emo songs are so long and slow and weird… *notices Matthew coming towards her all crazily like* AHHHHHHH!!!

Matthew: *jumps at her* POPCORN!!

Sam: *shrieks and tosses the bag at him before bolting* AHHHHH!!!

Matthew: *catches bag and lands on ground* Thank you. *stands up and starts eating it*

Sam: *returns with a new bag of popcorn and glares* You could’ve gotten your own…

Matthew: Could’ve, should’ve, and would’ve…but didn’t.

Sam: Pff, whatever…hey, I think those emos are done!

Like I Give a Damn: *entering another boring solo*

Sam: AwwwwWWWWWWW!!!! *stuffs face with more popcorn*

YEARS LATER…well not really…shut up.

Like I Give a Damn: *FINALLY done*

Jared: *sitting in the corner decomposing*

Samaya: *by herself at a table, bored and glaring at a bunch of guys who are eying her*

Sam: *on her tenth bag of popcorn*

Announcer: Phew, what a 14 minute epic, anyway, next up is… “The Band of Awesome”!!

Jared: *immediately stops decomposing* ALRIGHT!

Sam: YEAH! *throws bag of popcorn into a furnace and goes to the stage with the others*

Vlaid: *on stage, goes up to microphone*

Jared: *shouts* DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS!??!!?

Sam: *readies drum sticks*

Vlaid: It’s a psychobilly freakout!
Kari: *starts playing guitar*

Sam and Jared: *playing along too*

Vlaid: Well, we're off, we're off, we're off!
It's, it's, it's a psychobilly freakout!

Kari: *keeps playing those solos with Jared and Sam*

Grage: Seriously, since when has Kari played the guitar?

Kaian: I don’t know.

Vlaid: Well, we're off, we're off, we're off!
I'll tell you what it is!

Some guy in the audience: What is it God dang it!?
Vlaid: It's some kinda Texas psychobilly freakout that's what it is!

Kari: *continues with the guitar*

Kaian: This song barely has any rhythm whatsoever, it’s just…notes

Grage: Well, they must’ve chosen it for a reason… *shrug*

*FLASHBACK*
Sam: Let’s play this song, it’s hilarious.

The rest: *look* Sure, okay.

*END OF FLASHBACK*

Grage: …Yeah…that’s the reason

Vlaid: Well, we're off, we're off, we're off!
It's a psychobilly freakout!

Song: *end*

Audience: *cheers*

Jared: *jumps off stage and goes to the others* We did hell’s of a lot better than you! *points at a roasted chicken* And you! *points at Kaian*

Sam: Yeah man. Vlaid is a much sexier singer than Matthew. Gawd, who wants to listen to Matthew?!

Matthew: If they didn’t want me they would’ve booed us off stage!

Sam: But they didn’t because of the guitar. *pout*

Matthew: You don’t know that for sure. *continues playing Super Mario Land*

Sam: Well then, how come you aren’t being crowded by girls, like Vlaid? *points*

Grage: WHAT? *looks and sure enough Vlaid is surrounded by chicks*

Matthew: Cause they’re all sluts… *whispers to himself* damn.

Sam: lol you can’t even get sluts

Matthew: Neither can you.

Sam: Why would I want- Shut up

Matthew: Will you shut up? I’m trying to play SUPER MARIO LAND!!

Sam: *gone*

Matthew: Fuckers.

Grage: *has effectively gotten fan girls away from Vlaid by making out with him*

Sam: I want a DS…or my musics…aww

Announcer: Next up is… “Legion of The Damned”!!

Matthew: O RLY?!

Seth: Come on guys, let’s go. *goes on stage followed by everyone else then goes to microphone* This song is called-

Jared: *shouts at them* BOO!!

Sam: *shouts as well* PIE!!

Matthew: *shouts too* GET OUT OF THE WAY I CAN’T SEE!! *looking through binoculars*

Seth: …Enter Sandman.

Jared: Ho damn, I like this song.

Sam: Our next song is BETTER. 8(

Jared: *looks at her* NO IT’S NOT!! AHHHH! *jumps out window*

Sam: *looks at their song list* Really? It’s not? Well whatever. *throws the list into a furnace*

Icarus: *plays guitar opening*

Geri: *playing along with Icarus*

Samaya: *joins in with drums*

Hailey: *playin’ bass*

Seth: Say your prayers little one
Don’t forget, my son
To include everyone
Tuck you in, warm within
Keep you free from sin
Till the sandman he comes
Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Off to never never land

Icarus: *guitar riffage*

Jared: Why didn’t I think of this song? I must be an idiot.

Grage: Reaaally. *sarcasm*

Jared: Yup.

Seth: Something’s wrong, shut the light
Heavy thoughts tonight
And they aren’t of snow white
Dreams of war, dreams of liars
Dreams of dragons fire
And of things that will bite
Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Off to never never land

Icarus: *guitar solo*

Sam: *looking at a copy of their song list* I just realized we may have made some bad first song choices…but the last two are gooder

Jared: They sure are.

Kaian: That person plays guitar good. But he will never be better than me!

Sam: Kari will! 8D

Kaian: Yeah right.

Kari: ^^” Well you never know…

Matthew: *concentrated on Hailey* …Yeah…pull those strings…and keep on head banging…its all good.

Icarus: *finishes solo and him and Geri walk up to microphone* Now I lay me down to sleep

Geri: Now I lay me down to sleep

Icarus: Pray the lord my soul to keep

Geri: Pray the lord my soul to keep

Icarus: If I die before I wake

Geri: If I die before I wake

Icarus: Pray the lord my soul to take

Geri: Pray the lord my soul to take

Seth: *goes back to microphone as the others go back to their spots* Hush little baby, don’t say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
Its just the beast under your bed,
In your closet, in your head
Exit light
Enter night
Grain of sand
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We’re off to never never land *finished*

Crowd: *cheers loudly*

Matthew: *still watching Hailey* Holy shit! Don’t stop jumping woman!

Grage: *raises eyebrow*

Matthew: Hey what the hell’s that?

*crow bar flies into one of the lenses and impales Matthew through the eye*

Sam: *points and laughs*

Kari: Uh…

Icarus: *jumps off stage, runs toward Matthew and pushes the crow bar right through his head with his eyes all red and death* Don’t you look at Hailey again! *takes him to the window, puts him halfway out and slams the window pane down as hard as he can*

Matthew: *bifurcated*

Icarus: *calms down* Freak. *walks back*

Sam: Wow, and I thought Seto got jealous easy

Vlaid: He’s more possessive than Grage that’s for sure

Sam: Yeah…that was cool though. *goes back to talking with Kari*

Announcer: And the final band up is… “The Yellow Bananas”!!

Sam: *looks up* Oh, that’s right…I wonder if they figured out a new song…

Kari: How come they had to do that anyway?

Sam: Well, apparently Johnson’s translator got damaged in the fall and the voice changed, so it wouldn’t fit their original song choice. *shrug* I’m not completely clear on the exact problem though...

Kari: Oh…okay

Jared: I bet they’ll suck.

Bill: *standing behind him* STARS!!!

Jared: *turns around* I mean they’ll surpass even Kaian and Kari and Icarus, and such and just blow us all away with their sheer talent and- *gets killed anyway*

Bill: STARS. *walks toward the stage*

Johnson: *already up there with the others, holding his translator in hand* …Hwah. *puts it on and clears his throat*

Sam: I wonder what song they’ll play.

Jared: It’s probably ridiculous.

Sam: Who knows

Joe: *has his arm blades all bandaged up, holds his guitar at the ready and starts playing the song intro*

Wilson: *joins in with bass*

Bob: *joins in with drums, being extra careful not to break them again this time*

Sam: Is this…

Jared: …It is…

Both: Barracuda.

Johnson: *woman voice* So this ain’t the end -
I saw you again today
I had to turn my heart away
Smiled like the sun -
Kisses for real
And tales - it never fails!

You lying so low in the weeds
I bet you gonna ambush me
You’d have me down, down, down, down on my knees
Now wouldn’t you, barracuda?

Others: *play guitar and such*

Sam: …Heheheh…HAHAHA! Oh God…

Jared: Oh God indeed. *smokes a pipe*

Grage: How did it change to that?

Sam: *shrug* I don’t know. Different tones in everyone’s voice, I guess he couldn’t set it back right.

Grage: Huh

Johnson: If the real thing don’t do the trick
You better make up something quick
You gonna burn, burn, burn, burn it to the wick
Ooooooh, barracuda?

Ooooooh yeah

Sell me sell you the porpoise said
Dive down deep down to save my head
You...I think you got the blues too.
All that night and all the next
Swam without looking back
Made for the western pools – silly. silly fools!

Joe: *guitar solo*

Jared: Wow, I didn’t know Joe could play guitar.

Sam: So many of us could play guitar and we didn’t know it! Homg. *head explodes*

Johnson: If the real thing don’t do the trick
No, you better make up something quick
You gonna burn, burn, burn, burn it to the wick
Ooooooohhhh, barra barracuda.

Joe and friends: *play solo thing*

Johnson: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.

Joe: *plays outro*

Crowd: *confused by the sheer ridiculousness but cheers anyway*

Sam: Wow

Jared: I know, horrible.

Sam: Well…it’s time for judgment again. We better make it though! Cause if we don’t… *shakes fist menacingly*

Announcer: The judges will make good use of your votes and their own in a few minutes.

Jared: Get rid of the emos.

Sam: Who are those emos anyway?

Jared: I don’t know and I don’t give a damn, just get them the hell out of here.

Sam: Too bad we’re not allowed to vote because we’re competing…hey Grage, change your appearance and vote them out…you too Vlaid

Vlaid: Isn’t that cheating?

Grage: And since they suck so badly, aren’t they going to be voted out anyway? Plus it didn’t really help when I did it last voting time

Kaian: That goddamn 14 minute song they played should get them out of this thing. Then no more horrid music.

Sam: Yeah…!

FEW MINUTES LATER…

Announcer: …And the next band to be kicked off is… “The Yellow Bananas”!!

Jared: FOR FUCKS SAKE!!

Johnson: *screams in his woman voice* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *picked up by his tail and chucked out the window into the cold*

Sam: 8O No way!

Bill Bob Wilson and Joe: *are kicked out the window too…somehow*

Sam: ……….Aw man. Well, at least it wasn’t us

Jared: I don’t see why it would be.

Sam: Yeah…but still. Ah who cares. Next band up is who? *looks at the stage*

Announcer: “The Band of Awesome”!!

Jared: *about to jump out window again* Alright!

Vlaid: Alright!

Kari: Alright!

Sam: CHEESE! *runs to stage*

Kaian: No matter what song they play we’ll still win.

Kari: *starts the song with guitar*

Sam and Jared: *join in soon after*

Vlaid: Lie, lie to my face
Tell me it ain't no thing
That's what I wanna hear
Take, your lie to the grave
That's what an old friend told me
Look what it did for him

Kari: *plays the guitar between singing*

Vlaid: The truth hurts so bad, wouldn't you say?
So why tell it?
If ignorance is bliss, then I'm in
Heaven now

Kari: *guitar solo*

Vlaid: Run, you'll never escape
You see, you'll go nowhere
Based on who you appear
Broke, laid to waste
Turn into sweet no-things
Kiss you goodbye

The truth hurts so bad, wouldn't you say?
So why tell it?
If ignorance is bliss, then I'm in
Heaven now
Keep going over and over again
The never ending places I've never been
No one is catching on
Callin' my bluff
The devil made me holier than I've ever been
What'd you do?
Say it with a smile, boy
Making us all forget
What'd you do?
Say it with a smile, boy
Making us all forget
Making us all forget
Making us all forget

Jared: *plays alone*

Kari: *plays last solo with Sam and Jared, and song ends*

Crowd: *cheers and hurrahs*

Kaian: 3’s and 7’s? Hmm…not bad not bad

Sam: *jumps off the stage and returns to where everyone else is* Hurrays! We got hurrahs!

Jared: *follows* I know, horrible.

Kari: That song was fun to play

Jared: I know, horrible.

Sam: Shut up, Jared. Anyhow, who’s up next?

Grage: How should I know?

Sam: Aw man it’s probably Emo McGee and his Troupe of Doom and Gloom

Grage: …Emo McGee?

Sam: Yeah.

Announcer: Next up is… “Like I Give a Damn”!!

Audience: *boos*

Sam: See, what’d I tell you…aw fuck, I jinxed it! *jumps out the window before Jared can*

Jared: Wait for me! *jumps out too*

Like I Give a Damn: *on stage*

Audience: *boos again and starts throwing tomatoes at them*

Samaya: Wow, they really suck…

Grage: Yes they sure do

Vlaid: Where did they get those tomatoes?

Grage: Why, do you want to throw some?

Vlaid: Well, no, it’s just…why…where did they come from?

Grage: Who cares. Let’s go throw these instead. *holds up some bricks*

Jared: Yeah I want to join too and- *looks on stage* Hey where’d they- *looks at window and sees the last band member being tossed out* …Oh.

Grage: *goes to the window and chucks a brick out* …YES! Head shot. Look at that idiot…bleeding.

Sam: *points and laughs*

Kari: Sammy, when did you get back?
Sam: How should I know?

Kari: …Never mind

Sam: Okay. *throws a tomato at some poster with a picture of a kitten on it* Take that, cat that is not Smokey!

Announcer: Alright, due to premature throwing out of the window, we have no choice but to move onto the next band. And it is… “Tree”!!

Kaian: Alright, let’s go. *goes on stage*

Grage: Right. *goes on stage too with Gregory and Matthew*

Matthew: *goes to microphone*

Jared: BOO!!

Matthew: This song is called-

Jared: BOO!!

Matthew: R-

Jared: BOO!!

Matthew: Ra-

Jared: BOO!!

Matthew: Raini-

Jared: BOO!!

*silence*

Sam: …Cheese

Matthew: Raining Blood.

Jared: BOO- Oh damn, see I told you we should’ve taken the song!

Sam: Huh what now? Oh right, right…well too late

*thunder and lighting flashes outside and echoes inside for some reason*

Grage: *playing quiet opening on guitar along with Gregory*

Kaian: *takes over guitar*

Matthew: Trapped in purgatory
A lifeless object, alive
Awaiting reprisal
Death will be their acquisition
The sky is turning red
Return to power draws near
Fall into me, the sky’s crimson tears
Abolish the rules made of stone

Pierced from below, souls of my treacherous past
Betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above
Awaiting the hour of reprisal
Your time slips away

Kaian: *guitar riffraff*

Matthew: Raining blood
From a lacerated sky
Bleeding its horror
Creating my structure
Now I shall reign in blood!

Kaian: *plays last bit o’ guitar with Grage and Gregory and the song ends*

Audience: *drenched with blood from the ceiling, but starts cheering anyway*

Sam: *coughs* …I feel like Carrie. Except everyone else is covered in blood too and this isn’t prom

Jared: I bet they’ll lose.

Sam: WHO’S NEXT!?!?!? …Hey I just thought of something…ugh…I don’t want to know where or how they got this blood…

Jared: I keep telling you that EVERY time someone plays this song it rains blood.

Sam: Really? Oh…is it human blood?

Jared: *licks arm* …I think it is.

Kari: O_e”

Sam: Well damn. I hope nobody goes crazy vampire weirdo

Grage: *comes off the stage with the others* I always liked this song ending

Sam: I’m sure, I’m sure

Announcer: The next band up is… “Polarized”!!

Sam: Well, I’m going to find something to do now. *walks away*

Kari: …I’m going to the washroom to clean up… *shudders and leaves*

Vlaid: Me too…hey, where’d that hobo guy go?

Jared: I don’t know. *goes away*

Hobo Jo: *sleeping in the broom closet*

Vlaid: Huh. Well whatever. *leaves to find a washroom*

Grage: *follows*

Icarus: *has left to go and buy drinks*

Matthew: *looks around and sees no Icarus* Alright. *goes to Hailey* Hey you want to-

Hailey: No.

Matthew: Aww… *walks away*

Samaya: *sitting boredly at a table sipping a cola and is strangely blood free* I should call Seth and see how Kaian’s doing… *brings out cell phone and dials*

Matthew: *goes back to Hailey* Are you sure?

Hailey: Yes.

Matthew: Come on…just once!

Hailey: No.

Matthew: You suck!

Hailey: I know you do. *walks away*

Matthew: …What? …*thinks* …What?

Jared: Matthew, it’s quite obvious she hates you.

Matthew: … *still trying to comprehend what Hailey said* Hmm…Uhh…

Jared: …She said you SUCK!!

Matthew: …Oh.

Jared: Anyway, don’t you know she hates you?

Matthew: …She does?

Jared: …Shut up. *walks away*

Sam: *walks back in carrying a tray of drinks* Is it over?

Jared: *looks at the stage* Yup.

Sam: Good.

Kari: *comes back from the washroom all spotless and sparkly clean and lemony fresh*

Announcer: The next band to play is… “Legion of The Damned”!!

Seth: Alright you guys let’s go! *goes to stage followed by everyone else* …Where’s Icarus? …And Hailey?

Geri: I don’t know, Icarus went to go buy drinks and Hailey left too.

Seth: Oh yeah… Icarus! Hurry up!

Icarus: *walks back into the room with Hailey and the drinks and sees Seth on the stage* Oh we are performing. *puts drinks on a table and runs on stage*

Hailey: *follows*

Seth: Let’s start now!

Jared: I bet the song they play will just suck.

Sam: But what if…it doesn’t?

Jared: Then I guess-

Samaya: *hits a bell on her drum set*

Icarus and Hailey: *play the guitar and bass part*

Seth: I’m waiting in my cold cell when the bell begins to chime
Reflecting on my past life and it doesn’t have much time
Cos’ at 5 o clock they take me to the gallows pole
The sands of time for me are running low

Icarus: *plays faster*

Hailey: *also plays faster*

Samaya: *enters with louder drums*

Jared: O_O …This song…is the best.

Seth: When the priest comes to read me the last rites
I take a look through the bars at the last sights
Of a world that has gone very wrong for me
Can it be there’s some sort of error
Hard to stop the surmounting terror
Is it really the end not some crazy dream
Somebody please tell me that I’m dreaming
Its not so easy to stop from screaming
But words escape me when I try to speak
Tears they flow but why am I crying
After all I am not afraid of dying
Don’t believe that there is never an end

Icarus and others: *play the bridge*

Jared: Damn…they’re playing the songs that…AWGH!! Damn you Seth.

Matthew: *looking through binoculars again* It just proves that this song makes everything bounce.

Sam: Are you TRYING to get yourself killed again?

Matthew: *ignores*

Sam: Yep, he sure is. *sips her drink*

Seth: As the guards march me out to the courtyard
Someone calls from a cell God be with you
If there’s a God then why has he let me die?
As I walk all my life drifts before me
And though the end is near I’m not sorry
Catch my soul cos’ its willing to fly away
Mark my words please believe my soul lives on
Please don’t worry now that I have gone
I’ve gone beyond to see the truth
When you know that your time is close at hand
Maybe then you’ll begin to understand
Life down there is just a strange illusion.

Icarus and others: *play the second bridge and goes into the solo*

Jared: It sure would.

Sam: …What?

Jared: I don’t even know anymore.

Moments later.

Seth: Yeah eah eah! Hallowed be thy name!

Yeah eah eah! Hallowed be thy name!

Icarus: *outro with the rest*

Seth: Yeah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *song ends*

Crowd: *cheers loudly*

Jared: Well…it doesn’t matter what other songs they play we’ll still beat them!!

Sam: …YEAH!!

Some guy in the background: Yeah!!

Sam: Haha, see, whoever that was agrees.

Vlaid: *comes back from the washroom at last, followed by Grage* What’d we miss?

Sam: A song of…of…

Jared: Pure 100% awesomeness

Sam: *sneef*

Vlaid: Oh…uh… *straightens shirt* Well I’m sure we’ll do better

Sam: Hurrah, Vlaid agrees too!

Jared: The only person left is…YOU! *points at a roasted chicken* and you! *points at Kari*

Kari: Well I agree too!

Roasted chicken: … *screeches angrily when Sam takes a bite out of it*

Sam: Mmm, screaming chicken… *munches*

Announcer: And the final band to go up is… “Polarized”!!

Polarized: *goes on stage*

Jared: Well only two more crappy bands to be disqualified…them and Kaian’s band…and Seth’s band…and maybe our band…but mostly just those other three I said.

Sam: …Okay. What’s up with this girl band anyway? They’ve probably only not been kicked out yet because they’re barely dressed and this place is full of perverts.

Jared: Most likely.

Kaian: Matthew counts as all of them.

Sam: He sure doe- Wha- Did all those guys bring binoculars? *points at a group of guys…and Matthew…with binoculars*

Jared: *looks* They sure did.

Sam: Pufffuuuuuuu, losers

Jared: Losers indeed. *smokes a pipe*

LATER…

Announcer: And it is elimination time again! So vote who should go.

Jared: I bet we’ll lose.

Sam: Shut up, Jared

Kari: We can’t lose, my guitar playing was way better than that, that- that. *points at the skanky looking guitarist of “Polarized”*

Sam: Wow, Kari, I’ve never seen you show any sort of…whatsitcalled before.

Jared: I know, it’s crazy…not really.

Kari: Well…maybe she’s not bad…but still

Sam: Yush, you are better. *laughs evilly*

Jared: I know, horrible.

Sam: …Anyway, I think voting is over now

Announcer: The votes are in, the next band to be tossed out the window is… “Polarized”!!

Matthew: Aww…

Polarized: *gets thrown out the window*

Sam: YES

Kari: *points and laughs, then notices everyone looking at her weird and stops*

Jared: …Okay then.

Announcer: The first band to go up in this round is… “Tree”!!

Kaian: To the stage! *flies to stage with a cape*

Grage: *walks to the stage*

Matthew: *follows with Gregory*

Jared: I bet they’re gonna play a stupid song like…like…like…like…like…like… I give up.

Sam: Who knows

Matthew: *goes to microphone* This time we’re going to be playing “Walk”

Jared: …Interesting.

Kaian: *plays guitar opening*

Gregory: *joins in with the drums*

Grage: *joins with Gregory on the bass*

Matthew: Can’t you see I’m easily bothered by persistence
One step from lashing out at you...
You want in to get under my skin
And call yourself a friend
I’ve got more friends like you
What do I do?
Is there no standard anymore?
What it takes, who I am, where I’ve been
Belong
You cant be something you’re not
Be yourself, by yourself
Stay away from me
A lesson learned in life
Known from the dawn of time

Everyone *except Gregory*: Re-spect-Walk!

Matthew: What did you say?

Everyone *except Gregory*: Re-spect-Walk!

Matthew: Are you talking to me?

Are you talking to me?

Kaian: *riffraff*

Matthew: Run your mouth when I’m not around
Its easy to achieve
You cry to weak friends that sympathize
Can you hear the violins playing you song?
Those same friends tell me your every word

Is there no standard anymore?
What it takes, who I am, where I’ve been
Belong
You cant be something you’re not
Be yourself, by yourself
Stay away from me
A lesson learned in life
Known from the dawn of time

Everyone *except Gregory*: Re-spect-Walk!

Matthew: What did you say?

Everyone *except Gregory*: Re-spect-Walk!

Matthew: Are you talking to me?

Everyone *except Gregory*: Re-spect-Walk!

Matthew: What did you say?

Everyone *except Gregory*: Re-spect-Walk!

Matthew: Are you talking to me?

Are you talking to me?

No way punk!

Kaian: *guitar solo*

Jared: Hmm…nice…very nice.

Sam: Yes indeed

Jared: But it fails in comparison to our next song.

Sam: *smirks* Oh yes it does

Both: *evil laughter*

Vlaid: *weird look, but shrugs and decides to laugh with them*

Jo: *in the corner sleeping* Shut yer yaps! I’m tryin’ ta sleep!

Sam: *quiets down immediately* Sorry.

Jared: Yes, sorry.

Vlaid: ^^”

Kaian: *finishes solo and plays slower part*

Everyone *except Gregory*: Re-spect-Walk!

Matthew: What did you say?

Everyone *except Gregory*: Re-spect-Walk!

Matthew: Are you talking to me?

Everyone *except Gregory*: Re-spect-Walk!

Matthew: What did you say?

Everyone *except Gregory*: Re-spect-Walk!

Matthew: Are you talking to me?

Are you talking to me?

Walk on home boy!

Kaian: *finishes with a brand new solo filled to the brim with notes then the song ends*

Crowd: *cheers insanely loud*

Jo: Dang kids. *rolls over*

Jared: According to my Successor-o-Meter, they’re winning.

Sam: That’s because we haven’t gone up yet!

Jared: Yes, now if we are picked next, we will own this pla-

Announcer: “Legion of The Damned”!! Is up next!

Jared: God damn it.

Seth and them: *go to stage and set up*

Jared: I swear if they play an awesome song…

Seth: *goes to microphone* The song we’re playing now is called “Angel of Death”

Jared: Oh for God’s sake.

Sam: Screamy type music! Jo will not be plea- Oh CRAP I forgot Joe Jack again! He will not be pleased…

Icarus: *plays crazy fast guitar opening*

Others: *join in too*

Seth: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Auschwitz, the meaning of pain
The way that I want you to die
Slow death, immense decay
Showers that cleanse you of your life
Forced in
Like cattle
You run
Stripped of
Your life’s worth
Human mice, for the angel of death
Four hundred thousand more to die
Angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Sadistic, surgeon of demise
Sadist of the noblest blood
Destroying, without mercy
To benefit the Aryan race
Surgery, with no anesthesia
Fell the knife pierce you intensely
Inferior, no use to mankind
Strapped down screaming out to die
Angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Infamous butcher,
Angel of death

Icarus: *guitar break*

Samaya: *plays crazy drums along side*

Seth: Pumped with fluid, inside your brain
Pressure in your skull begins pushing through your eyes
Burning flesh, drips away
Test of heat burns your skin, your mind starts to boil
Frigid cold, cracks your limbs
How long can you last
In this frozen water burial?
Sewn together, joining heads
Just a matter of time
Till you rip yourselves apart
Millions laid out in their
Crowded tombs
Sickening ways to achieve
The holocaust

Icarus: *guitar part*
Seth: Seas of blood, bury life
Smell your death as it burns
Deep inside of you
Abacinate, eyes that bleed
Praying for the end of
Your wide awake nightmare
Wings of pain, reach out for you
His face of death staring down,
Your blood running cold
Injecting cells, dying eyes
Feeding on the screams of
The mutants he’s creating
Pathetic harmless victims
Left to die
Rancid angel of death
Flying free

Icarus: *guitar part again before entering crazy solo*

Jared: My God…just…my God.

Sam: Ours is better. HARRUMPH!

Icarus: *in the middle of the solo when the string he was playing on snaps, completely ending the song in a matter of seconds* You stupid guitar!! *throws it to the ground* AAHHHH!! *eyes turn blood red and the dark aura becomes more visible*

Jared: Oh shit!! *jumps out window*

Sam: GAAAHHHH!! *runs in circles* ONLY HAILEY CAN SAVE US NOW!!

Hailey: *thinks* …Nah.

Sam: Aw, you stubborn- *stops* Well how about Seth…SETH!! CAN YOU STOP HIS RAMPAGE PLEASE?

Seth: *takes a needle out of the now sleeping Icarus* Already have.

Sam: Oh. THANK YOU!

Jared: He’s asleep…WE’RE ALL SAVED!!

*party*

Seconds later…

Jared: Now what?

Sam: Now…I guess we’re up since they can’t finish.

Jared: Yeah…but still…God damn, that’s some crazy song.

Sam: Yeah…it was a little creepy coming from Seth too considering the whole…doctor thing

Jared: Yeah…

Announcer: “Legion of The Damned” is now…damned…to be outside…in the legion of the cold…or something.

Sam: Hey Announcer guy, that was LAME

Announcer: I know. *sniff*

Seth and them: *kicked out the window*

Matthew: …NOW WHAT WILL I WATCH FOR ENTERTAINMENT!?!?!!

Sam: Nothing, you pervert! Or maybe Playboy Magazine, I don’t know what you carry around

Matthew: Nah. *sits down*

Announcer: Anyway, the last band up is “The Band of Awesome”!!

Sam: Suh-weet! Let us OWN THEM ALL. *runs to stage*

Kari: Yes! *runs after her*

Vlaid: Wait up! *follows*

Jared: KITTENS! *runs up too*

Grage: I wonder what the song they’ve been going on about is.

Kaian: Me too…

Vlaid: *steps up to microphone and clears throat* The song we’ll be playing now is “Through The Fire And Flames”

Kaian: …You’re kidding right? …They can’t play that song…it’s…it’s impossible!! I can’t even play it!!

Grage: ….

Kari: *Pink Hello Kitty guitar floats down to her from a sparkly ray of light out of nowhere and she strums a few times before beginning the song*

Sam: *joins in on the drums*

Jared: *joins in with bass*

Kari: *continues playing the very fast opening before Vlaid starts singing*

Vlaid: On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light,
In flames of death's eternal reign, we ride towards the fight.
When the darkness has fallen down, and the times are tough all right.
The sound of evil laughter falls around the world tonight.
Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel, through the wastelands evermore,
The scattered souls will feel the hell, bodies wasted on the shore.
On the blackest plains in Hell's domain, we watch them as they go,
Through fire and pain, and once again we know...
So now we're flying we're free, we're free before the thunderstorm,
On towards the wilderness, our quest carries on.
Far beyond the sundown, far beyond the moonlight,
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls...
So far away we wait for the day,
For the light source so wasted and gone;
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days-
Through the fire and the flames we carry on!

Kari: *solo fill*

Grage: Well shit

Kaian: …

Matthew: We’re finished.

Kari: *finishes up the guitar thing and plays in the background with the others as Vlaid continues*

Vlaid: As the red day is dawning, and the lightning cracks the sky,
They'll raise their hands to the heavens above with resentment in their eyes.
Running back through the midmorning light, there's a burning in my heart;
We're banished from a time in a fallen land, to a life beyond the stars.
In your darkest dreams see to believe, our destiny is time,
And endlessly we'll all be free tonight...!
And on the wings of a dream, so far beyond reality;
All alone in desperation, now the time has gone.
Lost inside you'll never find, lost within my own mind,
Day after day this misery must go on!
So far away we wait for the day,
For the light source so wasted and gone,
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days,
Through the fire and the flames we carry on!

Kari: *second solo fill*

Kaian: *sitting at a table crying*

Vlaid: Whoooaaaaaaa….Whoooaaaaaaa…..Whooooaaaaaaaaaa…..

Kari: *continues solo of awesome*

Grage: Wow…

Matthew: They’re actually doing it. It’s just crazy.

*two minutes of ten’s of thousands of notes later*

Vlaid: Now here we stand with their blood on our hands,
We fought so hard now can we understand
Ill break the seal of this curse if I possibly can
For freedom of every man!
So far away we wait for the day,
For the light source so wasted and gone,
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days,
Through the fire and the flames we carry on!

Kari: *plays the outro with Sam and Jared and the song ends*

Crowd: *cheers really loud*

Jared: My Successor-o-Meter is telling us that we are winning.

Sam: Are you sure that’s not an Obvious-o-Meter?

Jared: Nope. *goes off stage and towards the others* WE OWNED YOU!!

Sam: OWNED YOU GOOD!! *points and laughs*

Kari: And my guitar held up just fine! *holds up smoking Hello Kitty guitar*

Sam: Gah! Kari, no! Remember what happened in practice!

Kari: Oh no! *throws guitar away and it bursts into fire and flames*

Announcer: What a ending song! The votes have been cast and the winner of the Battle of The Bands is… well…it seems we have a tie!

Everyone: *GASP*

Announcer: Ties are finished in one fashion only…SUDDEN DEATH GUITAR BATTLES!!!

Crowd: *cheers*

Kari: Oh man, oh man…! *trying to put out the fire on her guitar*

Announcer: Would the lead guitarists from each band come on stage…RIGHT NOW!!!!

Kari: Sammy!!

Sam: Right, I got it! *sprays silly spray on the fire and it explodes, and when the smoke clears there is just nothing left at all*

Kari: …I meant to get my backup guitar, but…oh never mind, I got it. *goes up on stage*

Kaian: *up there already* Alright this is it!! You ready for this…

Kari: More than. *smiles and a brand new guitar floats down from a sparkly ray of light to her, this time it is a black Hello Kitty Guitar*

Kaian: *holds fist in air and lightning strikes it and when the smoke clears he’s holding a guitar that he’s never had*

Jared: …Wow, where’d he get that guitar?

Sam: Hm…dunno, internet? That’s where Kari got hers apparently

Kaian: *tunes it and plugs it in*

Kari: *does the same with hers* Let’s get this started!

Sam: Yeah Kari! Win it for us!

Matthew: DON’T FUCK THIS UP KAIAN!!

Sam: He’ll lose even if he doesn’t fuck up!

Matthew: Shut up, no one asked you.

Sam: So what? I’ll say whatever I want to, dick head!

Matthew: You shut up you fucking cunt!!

Sam: Ooh, I’m insulted! How about you grow some intelligence and I might feel some sting from your stupid words!

Kari: *plays first notes*

Kaian: *plays notes in the same tune in a higher pitch*

Both: *play that way back and forth for a few moments*

Kari: *plays a faster tempo*

Grage: Man this is boring. *lights a cigarette and starts smoking*

Vlaid: I thought you stopped that years ago

Grage: *shrug* I beat up some guy earlier and took these because I was bored

Vlaid: … *sigh* Oookay then…

Grage: *shrug*

Gregory: *somehow making conversation to Hobo Jo*

Jared: *sitting at a table looking blankly at the wall*

Kaian and Kari: *are getting more into their battle, playing more notes and such*

*drums and bass have joined in out of nowhere*

Crowd: *cheers them on*

Kaian and Kari: *continue playing lots of notes for a while before the drums and bass stops, then they keep going, alternating between each other again*

Grage: *watches half interestedly, tuning his own guitar*

Kari: *notes*

Kaian: *more notes*

Kari: *even more notes*

Kaian: *fast notes*

Kari: *faster notes*

Kaian: *faster, then slows down*

Kari: *finishes with a whole slew of fast notes*

Crowd: *cheers*

Sam and Matthew: *have gone from arguing to fighting with dangerous weapons*

Matthew: Yeah well- *looks at the stage* Hey we missed it. *hit in the side of the face with a chain*

Sam: *lowers hands and chains* O RLY?

Matthew: YA RLY

Sam: Oh damn. Well it’s all your fault.

Matthew: What are you talking about?! This whole thing was YOUR fault.

Sam: You were the one who was a jerk in the first place, you wad! I don’t let people insult me.

Matthew: Well this is-

Both: *get into another fight*

Kari: *still on stage, notices them fighting* Hey you guys, cut it out!

Sam: *pauses in beating on Matthew’s head with a book that came out of nowhere* Aww…

Matthew: What are you her bitch?!

Sam: No, she’s just nicer than us and I’ll respect that. *steps away* Now get out of my face, man whore

Matthew: *gets up* Well then I-

Icarus: *standing in the doorway* Ha! You guys called THAT a fight?

Sam: I could kill him. But I want to know who won the guitar battle now

Announcer: *asleep*

Sam: *throws the giant book she had at him*

Announcer: *gets hit* OW! FUCK! Oh anyway, the winner is… *opens envelope* with a 51% of the vote…which means the other person lost by 2%, that also means-

Jared: JUST TELL US ALREADY!!

Announcer: The winner’s Kari.

Sam: Aw man, and we were so CLOSE! *starts crying*

Vlaid: Uh…Sam? We won

Sam: *stops* Wait what? OH YEAH! I TOLD YOU GUYS WE’D OWN YOU!! *starts pointing and laughing and does a victory dance*

Jared: Hurray! We winz!

Kari: Yay!

Vlaid: Good work, Kari

Kari: Yeah I know. >3

Grage: *puts out his cigarette* Well damn, we lost.

Everyone: *all cheering*

Kaian: SHUT UP!!

Everyone: *stops cheering and looks at him*

Kaian: This whole thing…IT WAS FAKED!! NO ONE CAN PLAY THAT SONG!! IT’S IMPOSSIBLE!!!

Matthew: *looks at Kaian then at Jared* Jared, what does the Angry-o-Meter say about his anger level!?

Jared: *crushes it in his hand* IT’S OVER 9000!!!

Sam: *still celebrating their win*

Kaian: It just doesn’t make ANY FUCKING SENSE!! *points at Kari* YOU CHEATED!! I WON THIS WHOLE THING!! NOT YOU!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Kari: Ohoho, no…I definitely won. Your pathetic guitar skills were no match for mine, not at all! *smiles evilly*

The rest of the Band of Awesome: You suck!

Kaian: NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

*alarm clock goes off*

Kaian: AH! *wakes up* …Holy shit…why the hell was Grage in my dream? ...What a nightmare… *shudders* I’m hungry. *gets up and goes downstairs*

So, it was all a dream. You’re probably pissed off now, aren’t you? Well that’s just too damn bad because- DOOM! Oh God! Don’t come here I was just telli- *sounds of flesh being torn and shot up are heard*

Bob: *looks at you* That’s all folks!!