Jared: *sitting on couch staring into blank space*

Sam: *dead and rotting in a corner*

Jared: I’m bored, what’s there to do?

Sam: *alives* I don’t know…we could play Mario Kart Double Dash…or something. *shrugs and dies again, turning into a rotting corpse on the spot*

Jared: But we’ve been playing that game for two weeks straight already.

Sam: Hence my death. *rinses and repeats*

Jared: Well…I don’t know.

Kaian: *walks in living room* What are you guys doing?

Jared: What does it look like?

Kaian: *looks around and sees Sam rotting in the corner* …Nothing?

Sam: *revives with wheat crackers* Why yes indeed! NOTHING

Kaian: I see…well okay then.

Jared: Would you care to join us?

Kaian: Sure. *sits down*

*later*

Everyone: *sitting on couch or floor doing absolutely nothing*

Sam: …What an extraordinary party! And this television show! Phenomenal! *starts laughing at the blank TV screen* …Pass the chips

Matthew: *looks around* There are no chips.

Sam: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Jared: Well…let’s do something completely impulsive. Like…I got nothing. *continues sitting on floor*

Sam: I’M going to burn this copy of the Blue Eyes White Dragon I forced Pegasus to print for me! *holds it over a lighter*

Seth: …Hey…I got it! Let’s have a barbeque in the middle of winter!

Sam: =o BRILLIANT!! *holding a cigar*

Geri: Sounds good. Let’s do it!

*later*

Everyone: *outside freezing to death*

Sam: I’m…cold…why…did I not bring…my jacket?

Jared: Neither do I.

Grage: *comes outside from in the house* What the hell are you guys all doing outside?

Seth: *wearing a chef’s hat* Having a barbeque! …Yup.

Sam: A grave yard barbeque! And it’s really fricken cold out here

Grage: …This isn’t a grave y- Actually I don’t know that

Sam: No…you don’t. *shifty eyes*

Jared: Okay I’m bored let’s go back inside

Sam: Yeah. We don’t even have food to cook anyway, who’s grand idea was this?

Seth: Mine, but now I don’t feel like doing this. *throws hat off and goes inside*

Everyone: *follows*

*later…it’s night and it was quiet throughout the house, not even a mouse*

Matthew: *asleep* Ahh…Hailey…you like that don’t you…yeah…

Someone: *creeping toward him*

Matthew: Just keep…uh huh.

Someone: *grabs him by the head and drags him out covering his mouth*

Matthew: Mmmh! Hmm! *gets dragged outside*

*the next day*

Jared: *sitting on couch then looks around* …I think someone is missing…

Sam: *looks around* Hmmm…there’s Seto, Grage, Vlaid, Kari, Samaya, Kaian, Seth, Kaian, Leanne, Kaian, Grage, Hailey, Icarus, Kaian, Geri, and Kaian. Nope, nobody’s missing, you must be on drugs. Stop doing drugs, Jared, GAWD

Jared: Okay, but I swear that someone is missing…oh well, the mystery will be solved later.

Sam: Indeed. *smokes a pipe*

Kaian: Where do you keep getting those pipes?

Sam: I have my sources.

Kaian: You sure do.

Jared: Hey! That’s who’s missing, Matthew! He’s missing.

Hailey: Good.

Icarus: What she said.

Jared: Oh well, he must’ve went out for a drink.

Hailey: Hope he never comes back.

Seth: …Maybe that’s what I heard last night.

Jared: What did you heard last night?

Seth: I heard dragging of something, and muffled crying.

Jared: Hmm…maybe you were hearing things.

Seth: That’s always a possibility.

Grage: Or he’s dead.

Seth: Also a possibility.

Icarus: Does anyone actually care that he’s dead or gone?

Sam: Possibly dead or gone…either way, not really

Hailey: *crosses arms* I don’t care as long as he’s gone.

Jared: Yes…no one cares…nobody…MWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Everyone: *stares at him*

Jared: HAHAha…haha…ha…what?

Kari: *bites lip* That’s pretty harsh…shouldn’t we at least look for him…?

Jared: Nah, I got more important things to do. *continues sitting and doing nothing*

Sam: Does this mean The Big Five are no longer The Big Five?

Jared: Yes…they are now the…Four Fricks of Fury…lol

Sam: *laffs*

Grage: …

Kaian: …

Hailey: …

Icarus: …You know, I think someone just said they want to be KILLED! *glares at Jared*

Jared: I didn’t mean all of you. Just you guys. *points at Grage and Kaian*

Grage: We’re not four people, dumb ass

Jared: You’re right, you’re the Two Amigos.

Grage: We’re friends? Since when?

Jared: Since you were, now do something.

Grage: Like what?

Jared: *pulls out two sombreros and smiles evilly*

Grage and Kaian: …

*soon*

Grage and Kaian: *dancing the Mexican Hat Dance with the sombreros on*

Sam and Vlaid: *laffing*

Samaya: … *sweatdrop*

Seth: Do you plan on stopping this? That music’s getting really old.

Sam: But it’s hilarious

Seth: Yeah it is, okay then.

Samaya: …What the hell was this challenge again?

Sam: I have no idea.

Jared: Wasn’t a challenge, I just wanted to see them both look like idiots.

*music stops and Grage and Kaian glare at Jared*

Jared: …What?

Sam: How Mexicanly biased

Kaian: *takes hat off and sits down* I’m bored.

Grage: *throws his sombrero into a furnace* Yeah, me too

Seto: *puts his video phone away* Youtube material…

Sam: I didn’t know you went on Youtube!

Seto: I don’t

Jared: And that settles that, *stands up* now lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes!

Sam: I thought you hated milkshakes

Jared: …Oh yeah. *sits back down*

Sam: Well this is crap. Seto, you’re rich, think of something to do

Seto: Let’s ditch these losers and I’ll think of something

Sam: Noooo, shut up, I want to do something interesting

Grage: PWNED

Seto: >.>”

Seth: Let’s all have a Connect One tournament! *pulls it out*

Sam: Aw man, I am so not good at that game

Seto, Samaya and Kari: …. -_-

Vlaid: What’s Connect One?

Seth: *pulls the game out of the box* Observe, you pick up your piece. *picks up a red checker* and you put it in! *drops it in the hole* Then you win!

Vlaid: Oh, I get it. *picks up black piece and goes to put it in, then makes a sad face* Aw, I lost.

Seth: It’s a game of patience, skill and intelligence.

Grage: You don’t really think that, do y-

Vlaid: Start over! I can win this time!

Seth: Okay. *takes his piece out* I’ll go first. *puts it in*

Vlaid: My turn. *picks up his piece dramatically and goes to put it in again* …Damn it!

Jared: I’ve never seen such fierce competition in my life!

Sam: Go for the win, Vlaid! *waves little flag* …Seth you’re still cool if you lose

*hours later*

Seth: *tries to put his piece in* DAMN IT! I lost. What’s the score?

Jared: Vlaid: 89 Seth: 90

Sam: Such a close match! *in awe*

Seto: …………My GOD. And I don’t even have one. *shakes head and goes back to typing*

*few minutes later*

Jared: Vlaid: 99 Seth: 99

Sam: Ooooooh it’s the final tie breaker at last!

*lights dim and silence falls over everyone*

Geri: …It’s so close, who’s gonna win?

Sam: *still waving her little “Go Vlaid” flag*

Seth: *holding his piece up*

Vlaid: *dramatic stare*

Both: *staring each other down*

*hours later*

Both: *still staring each other down*

Kari: It’s so tense…

Jared: The suspense is huge.

Sam: Who’s turn was it now again?

Jared: It’s the tie breaker, they’re both free to go when they feel like it.

Sam: …Oh

Vlaid: *still holding his piece in place near the slot and begins making a move*

Seth: *looks quickly and makes his move too*

*both of them hit each other’s piece instead of making it into the slot*

Vlaid: *struggles to make the piece go in*

Seth: *doing the same*

Jared: It’s almost decided!!!

Sam: *gasps*

*both their pieces get jammed in the slot, bending the plastic*

Seth: *pushes down harder*

Vlaid: *slams his fist down on the pieces*

*house explodes in an explosion so great it is seen from outer space, then smoke clears and it shows Vlaid and Seth still sitting at the table*

Seth: …

Vlaid: …

Game: *falls to pieces*

Sam: *coughs* …I think…it was a grand tie.

Jared: What an EPIC battle! Final score! Vlaid: 100 Seth: 100

Seto: You’ve all officially beat every record in the history of ridiculousness.

Sam: I WIN! 8D

Jared: So anyway, who wants to search for Matthew?

Sam: Yeah, let’s do that. I’m bored now.

Jared: *looks around* I found nothing. *sits down*

Sam: Should we perhaps look outside?

Jared: Nah it’s too cold, let’s go to sleep. *falls asleep*

Sam: Kay. *falls asleep too*

Seto: …

Grage: Hm. Whatever.

*everyone just falls asleep*

*it was now night again yup, nothing stirred…not even yogurt*

Samaya: *dozing on the couch, book fallen at her side* You’re such a moron…stupid…stup…

Someone: *approaches…menacingly*

Samaya: *stirs a bit*

Someone: *grabs her by the mouth, muffling any cries of help she might shout, and drags her outside as well*

*next day*

Sam: *wakes up instantaneously* I’m bored

Jared: Me too. Now what do we do?

Sam: I dunno. *looks around* Aw man, Seto left for work.

Kaian: Hey guys, it seems a lot less boring around here, where’s Samaya?

Sam: Huh? Uh…I don’t know. Guess she went to work too. Hey, she forgot her book…

Book: *lying cold and alone on the floor*

Jared: *picks it up and looks at it* Looks boring… *starts reading it*

Sam: Who knows.

Grage: *wakes up and looks around* I’m still here? Hey, Kaiba’s gone. Sweet

Jared: Well, if she does come back later today then she was at work…if not…then she wasn’t at work.

Sam: Or she’s dead again. If that’s the case, I wonder if her soul would return to the sword…huh, never thought of that

Jared: OH! The mind link! Try to contact her to find out where she is!

Sam: Okay

Grage: I’m sure she’ll be happy to know more people are trying to locate her right away unlike whatshisface

Sam: I’m sure she will…I’m sure she will. *tries to contact her and fails* Damn it, this thing is untimely useless ALL THE FRICKEN TIME!! CURSE YOU WI-FI!! CURSE YOU!!!

Grage: Let me try… *tries and fails* I give up

Jared: Matthew’s isn’t working either. Maybe they’re both dead.

Grage: Or they’re de- Oh wait

Kari: *stands up, looking more worried than before* I can’t get in touch with her either…what do we do?

Sam: Well, let’s think. These two people went missing…Samaya was with us in this room last night when we all fell asleep…and I don’t think anyone could have come inside without someone else waking up, so…

Jared: Hey look! *points to the front door which is wide open and has been for hours*

Sam: …Maybe Seto was in a hurry?

Jared: Or he’s also dead.

Sam: NUUUUUU!!! Hey, wait a second! *whips out a cell phone* Duh…Seto gave me this to contact him…I will call and see what is going on. *dials number*

Kari: I hope Samaya is okay…

Sam: *gets an answer from Seto* Hello? Oh hurray! Seto, you’re not dead, are you? Because if you are… *shakes fist menacingly* …What do you mean you can’t see me shaking my fist? Kay here, I’ll use video. *presses some buttons* Okay, okay. You see here? If you’re dead… *shakes fist menacingly again*

Kari: SAMMY!! Ask about Samaya!

Sam: What? Oh right. Seto, is Samaya at work? And why did you leave the door wide open, some murderer could have come in and slashed us all to pieces and we’d be dead for a few hours! That wouldn’t be very grand you know. Okay…uhuh…okay then. Thank ya! I’ll see you laters. Bye bye! *hangs up and turns to the others*

Kari: Well?

Sam: She’s…not there. Seto says he was considering firing her

Kari: What?!

Sam: I know, so cold hearted, she’s got a family and all

Kari: Sammy, she’s missing!

Sam: Yeah?

Kari: She could be in danger!

Sam: Yeah?

Jared: Or she could be dead!

Sam: Yeah?

Grage: That’s bad, Sam

Sam: Yeah? …Oh wait. Aww

Vlaid: *finally wakes up* …Who’s missing, in danger, or dead?

Sam: Samaya

Vlaid: …Oh. When did that happen?

Sam: Sometime between the hours of…last night I don’t know

Icarus: *thinks* Ha, maybe someone came downstairs dragged her outside and ate her. *starts laughing hysterically*

Sam: That’s ridiculous; cannibals haven’t existed for since last year.

Icarus: You’re ridiculous.

Sam: Sure am. Hm…let’s see. Oh! I hadn’t even thought of them. The monsters could be suspects here

Jared: But they’re not here, they’re in Florida having the time of their lives.

*in Florida*

Monsters: *destroying the city and blowing everything up*

*back home*

Kaian: So…the monsters are out of the question…who else is there?

Sam: *mumbles* So that’s where Bob went…uh, anyway. Well, there’s always Johnson. I saw a thing on TV that said chimps have a violent temperament sometimes and they can kill…and we all know Johnson can kill

Jared: We sure do, but he’s with the monsters.

*in Florida*

Johnson: *swinging on a vine in the middle of the half destroyed city eating a banana*

*back home*

Sam: Oh. I don’t think he’d just randomly kill someone we know anyways.

Jared: You know, maybe we should check outside.

Sam: Yeah okay. *gets up*

Jared: It’s time to investimagate. *puts on one of those weird hats*

Sam: *snaps fingers, explodes and when the smoke clears she is dressed the exact same as before, but with a tie*

Both: *go outside*

Jared: Where should we check first?

Sam: I don’t know, there’s not much to check. Let’s look in the crappy little shed!

Jared: Good idea! *runs toward it*

Sam: *goes in* Samaaaaayyyaaaaaaa? …Ew, it smells in here.

Jared: You know for a shed with a million holes in the roof it’s pretty damn dark, I’ll shall light it up! *strikes a match* …Jebus Cripes, what the hell? …Well we found Matthew and Samaya.

Sam: …They’re empty.

Jared: And a good portion of their skin is gone.

Sam: *goes and pokes Matthew’s head with a stick and it falls over* They’re empty. *Matthew’s head falls off*

Jared: Okay they’re dead, let’s go and tell the others, they’ll be a lot less worried.

Sam: Can I tell Kari they’re in Florida too?

Jared: I don’t know. *leaves shed*

Sam: Ick. *leaves as well*

*both come back into the house*

Jared: We has finded them both.

Kari: Really? Where are they? =D

Sam: They’re in Florida with the monsters. Hey don’t you have kids at home?

Jared: No they’re not, they’re in the shed, hollowed out and dead.

Kari: *ears covered by Sam who is glaring at Jared* Huh? Oh, I guess I should go home then.

Sam: Great idea! *opens portal and shoves her through* Nice seeing you, bye! *closes portal*

Grage: …Hollowed out? Seriously?

Sam: Yeah, I poked Matthew with a stick and his head fell off. There are no organs or eyes or brains, nothing. Just some scraps of gore here and there.

Vlaid: Who could have done THAT in one night?

Everyone: *turns and looks at Icarus*

Icarus: …What?

Jared: But it looked almost as if they’ve been eaten…

Everyone: *continues to look at Icarus*

Icarus: Oh come on, I haven’t eaten anyone.

Sam: But what if…it’s part of your demon self and you just don’t remember eating them?!

Icarus: I…DIDN’T eat them! Now shut up.

Sam: Kay fine. But we don’t really have any other plausible suspects. Unless… *looks at Grage*

Grage: Why in the hell would I eat Samaya and Matthew?

Sam: Because…you were hungry?

Grage: *sigh* I don’t eat human flesh.

Jared: Guys, guys, quit blaming each other, now for all we know anyone could be behind this, so the only logical thing to do is to suspect everyone.

Sam: That’s exactly what we’re doing.

Jared: Oh…well carry on then.

Sam: *gives Vlaid a look*

Vlaid: Don’t look at me like that! I hardly eat animals, why would I turn on humans?

Jared: Hmmm…well in the movies it’s always the person no one suspects.

Sam: Kari?!?!

Jared: Or Geri, or Seth, or Leanne, could be either one of them.

Sam: Or Hailey.

Hailey: I don’t eat idiots…or humans for that matter

Sam: *thinks* Well I’m pretty sure it wasn’t me. Cause if it was… *shakes fist menacingly*

Grage: You’re not really helping, you know?

Sam: Do you care?

Grage: Not particularly.

Sam: Hey, if it’s always the person no one suspects, wouldn’t that mean the person you HAVE to suspect most is your own self?

Jared: Hell no.

Sam: Oh okay

Jared: Who ever it is…they take one person each night…anyone of us could be next. MWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-

*hours later*

Jared: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *dies from lack of oxygen*

Sam: So…do we stay up all night or something?

Jared: Maybe, one of us has to.

Sam: And if that person is still alive in the morning…does that make him or her the biggest suspect?

Jared: Yes… *looks at Grage* You stay up all night.

Grage: *shrug* Fine with me. I promise no protection for you though, if whoever killed the others comes by.

Jared: FINE BY ME! Well I’m bored, now what?

Sam: Let’s go to sleep, I want to know who did this

Jared: Yes…who did this horrible thing.

*everyone except Grage goes to sleep*

Grage: *sighs, pulls Vlaid on his lap and starts reading Samaya’s book*

LATER THAT NIGHT…

Grage: *still flipping through the pages of the book, completely bored*

*noise from kitchen*

Grage: *looks up quickly and scans the room* … *sets the book down*

*more noise*

Grage: *moves Vlaid off of him onto the couch and gets up, silently making his way towards the kitchen*

*noise stops*

Grage: *stops and listens, before heading through the doorway and reaching for the light switch*

*silence*

Grage: *flips the switch*

Jared: AH! *making a sandwich* God damn you scared me.

Grage: …Why the hell were you making a sandwich in the dark?

Jared: I don’t know, anyway I’m done. *takes his sandwich and goes upstairs*

Grage: Huh. *turns to go back to the living room and turns the light off*

Someone: *stabs him in the leg and drags him down*

Grage: AH, FUCK! *is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head and is dragged off*

*next day*

Jared: *comes downstairs and looks around* Hey…give me a slice!

Sam: *wakes up* I want some too! *looks around* …Hey wait…what slices?!

Jared: I don’t know.

Sam: HARRUMPH!! *crosses arms and pouts*

Vlaid: *wakes up* Nnn…Good morning… *looks around* Where’s Grage?

Jared: I don’t know, but I need a sandwich. *goes into kitchen*

Sam: I don’t know what I need, but I feel like it will be in the fridge. *gets up and goes to the kitchen*

Jared: *staring at something in the corner* …What the hell is that?

Sam: What? *looks* …The hell?

Jared: *goes up to it* …Oh damn.

Sam: …What?

Jared: *picks up the head and shows it to her* It’s Grage.

Sam: *spits out the milk she’s drinking…Bender style* Where’s the REST of him?!?!

Jared: *looks* I don’t know.

Vlaid: *runs in the room* What, what happe- Oh. *stare*

Sam: …Sorry Vlaid.

Jared: Yes, very sorry.

Sam: …If I go next…everyone is so going to be making fun of me for the hollow head for the rest of my LIFE

Jared: Most likely…but this is serious, whoever is killing everyone has enough power to take down Grage, now that’s not easy to do.

Sam: Well shit, I’m damn well screwed. I should write a will or something

Vlaid: *sits down* …Where is the rest of him?

Sam: I have no idea. Maybe we should check the shed again; whoever is doing this isn’t very good at hiding things

Jared: Great idea, let’s go! *runs outside*

Sam: *follows*

Jared: *runs in shed and strikes another match* …They’re gone…

Sam: What? *goes in too* Wha- everything?

Jared: Even the blood is cleaned up.

Sam: …Not even a hair?

Jared: Who gives a damn, the point is everything in this shed is gone.

Sam: Not those crappy cushions. *points*

Jared: Yeah but… *leaves and goes back inside*

Sam: *sighs and goes back in too* Damn, we should have gotten them when we had the chance! Seth can do DNA testing and stuff right?

Jared: Yeah…speaking of Seth…

*later*

Seth: WHAT?! You think I ate everyone?

Sam: …I thought we came here for something else.

Jared: We did?

Sam: Yes, we did. *holds up box with Grage’s head in it* There could be precious evidence of who the culprit is within this box!

Jared: Yes indeed. *takes it and gives it to Seth* Run a DNA test and find out who did this.

Seth: Can do. *takes box and runs off*

Sam: Sure hope he can find something out

Jared: Yeah, I sure hope so… *leaves room*

Sam: Hm… *goes off to find Vlaid*

*in living room*

Sam: Say, who was all there when this started? Everyone?

Vlaid: Think so.

Sam: I wonder who could be doing this. I mean it’s obviously someone we know, has to be. We seem to be the only ones targeted…oh GOD!

Vlaid: What?

Sam: If everyone who was there is a target, then Seto and Kari are still in danger too even thought they’re not here right now!

Kaian: You know, maybe it’s just some random person who busts in the house and eats people.

Sam: You mean like that clown that busted into Grage’s house all the time and threatened to eat his children’s flesh?

Kaian: I don’t know.

Sam: Could be. But why only us and why doesn’t anyone else know about it?

Kaian: Because they’re all idiots.

Sam: …Makes sense to me. And hey…how do we know that whoever is behind this is even human?

Kaian: Well…I’m not sure. But if it’s someone we know…

Sam: *thinks* Hm…who do we know that could take down Grage?

Kaian: Hmm… *thinks* …I really have no idea.

Sam: Me neither. *pout* I wonder.

Vlaid: So what are we going to do about this? I don’t really want to just sit around waiting to be preyed upon…

Jared: Okay, I formularted a plan! …No I didn’t I just wanted to say something.

Sam: We could always lock ourselves into seclusion and starve.

Vlaid: That’s a terrible idea.

Sam: *shrug* Just puttin’ ideas out thurr.

Jared: We should try it tonight though…lock everyone in separate rooms and if anyone’s dead tomorrow then…they’re dead.

Sam: Yeah…I know the perfect and most impenetrable place to hide too, if Seto lets me use it…aw man, Seto is totally out in the open because of his stupid work.

Jared: Well…maybe this person doesn’t care about who’s on the outside, maybe it’s just the people in the house for some reason.

Sam: So if I go live with Seto I’m safe?

Jared: I don’t know, maybe?

Vlaid: Maybe it wouldn’t be able to follow to the Vampire Realm either

Sam: Unless it’s from the Vampire Realm in the first place, if that’s the case, we’re even more screwed than before

Jared: Yes we are…so let’s try this plan…get me the chains! *picks up the chains* Let’s do this.

Sam: Ye-yeah. Let’s go to Seto’s place.

*later*

Seto: That’s a stupid plan.

Sam: Shut up, it’s our only promising looking option right now. *sticks tongue out*

Jared: And besides…yeah I got nothing.

Sam: I sure hope Kari will be okay.

Vlaid: We won’t know until tomorrow I suppose

Jared: Then let’s get this started.

*later that night*

Jared: *locks chains* There we go, now no one will be able to come on in. Now we hope for the best. *lies down on bed and goes to sleep*

*in Seto’s room*

Sam: *armed with a bat* I’m not doin’ no sleep tonight! Oh no, not me, nuh uh, no freaky cannibal flesh eating monster whatchamajig is getting me, no way no how- *falls asleep*

Seto: *shakes head, picks her up and puts her on the bed* Idiot… *goes to work on his computer*

*later that night and in another room*

Geri: *asleep soundly* Oh no, not that…just…

*something breaks*

Geri: *wakes up* Huh? …What was that? *sits up* …Hello? *looks into the darkness*

*footsteps*

Geri: *turns lamp on and stands up* Is someone there? *goes to investigate where the object broke* …Hello? I know someone’s in here, come on out! *waits* …Whatever, I’m not afraid of you, I’m going back to sleep. *goes to the lamp and turns it off*

*scream is heard throughout the whole mansion*

Jared: *wakes up* WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! …Oh well. *goes back to sleep*

*next day*

Everyone: *sitting around a table with a box in the center*

Jared: …Well…someone else is gone, this means that this thing is one of us.

Sam: I don’t think it was me…

Seto: Of course it wasn’t you…you were asleep when I heard that scream, I was with you.

Sam: So it definitely wasn’t me…okay…that means that I am surely doomed.

Vlaid: Don’t say something like that

Sam: But it’s ME! SAM! I’m always doomed.

Jared: You sure are…now whatever this thing is, it has the ability to pass through solid objects since the chains were not disturbed.

Sam: It doesn’t mean that necessarily…I mean a lot of us can open portals.

Jared: But who are the only people who can open portals?

Sam: Well, there’s Grage…you never know.

Jared: I’m talking about people who are ALIVE.

Sam: But-

Seto: He’s dead Sam. Get over it

Sam: But-

Vlaid: Anyway! …Sam’s right, a lot of us can open portals…if not by use of magic, then with technology.

Jared: But the only person I know who uses technology is Seth…but I trust that he did not eat anyone.

Sam: I thought you said the only logical thing to do was to suspect everyone

Jared: …Did I?!

Sam: Yes. We all heard you.

Everyone else: Yeah.

Jared: Okay then…

Sam: So we don’t really know if it wasn’t Seth. Or Icarus…I’m still wondering about my “he’s-a-flesh-eating-sort-of-demon-and-doesn’t-know-it-yet-and-thus-has-been-doing-this-subconsciously-or-in-his-sleep-and-doesn’t-remember-when-it’s-all-over-and-done-with” theory.

Icarus: I don’t eat people I TOLD you that already, besides, even if I did I would’ve told you all…or not.

Sam: Which is exactly why you’re a strong suspect…but moving on, I think we have some larger issues to deal with.

Jared: Yes we do…we do?

Sam: Obviously. We need to find a new safe haven where people who know magic can’t get in…or technology either.

Jared: Yes…but where the hell will we find a place like that?

Sam: Hmmmm…HMMMMMM…hmmm...I don’t know.

Vlaid: Well…there’s always my place. It’s pretty empty, and there’s a barrier too

Jared: Sounds good, we’re getting so close to the culprit I can taste it.

Sam: Is it blueberries?

Jared: Yeah.

Seto: I can’t believe you guys. You’re just going to turn tail and hide like cowards while something is after you?

Sam: Yeah, yeah pretty much. We all knew you would probably stay behind though. We know your work is just so much more important than your life. Although even if you somehow survived it would be hard to work without a brain.

Seto: I am not going to die.

Sam: I’m pretty sure Grage thought that too.

Jared: Well let’s give Vlaid’s place a try for the night, if one of us is dead tomorrow, then…yeah.

Sam: Yeah…

Vlaid: *opens a portal* Let’s go, then.

Sam: You sure you’re not coming, Seto?

Seto: *typing away* I have work tomorrow.

Sam: *rolls eyes* You ALWAYS have work tomorrow! Whatever, see you later…maybe. *leaves with the others*

*at Vlaid’s castle*

Sam: Wow, when you said empty, you meant fricken HUGE!! *voice echoes through the humungous foyer*

Jared: Yes, it’s very huge.

Vlaid: Why are you so surprised? You were here for Halloween.

Sam: Oh yeaaaah…

Kaian: So…this place is protected?

Vlaid: Hopefully. I think we should all sleep in different rooms around the castle though. You know, so if it really is one of us…they’ll have a lot of searching to do in the middle of the night.

Jared: What a grand idea, not really, but a grand idea nonetheless

Vlaid: Well, I think we should all take turns going to find a room for ourselves…you kind of…have to look out for traps and passageways though.

Jared: Okay then.

Sam: I’ll go first! Me! Me! Me! Me!

Vlaid: You sure?

Sam: Sure. As long as Charlie Brown and that creepy soup lady aren’t still lurking about somewhere.

Vlaid: …I forgot about them.

Jared: Then go.

Sam: Alrighty. You guys all turn around and I’ll go.

Everyone: *turns around in perfect unison*

Sam: …That was kind of weird. Anyway, see you guys in the morning! Or not! *runs off to explore for a room, going up the first long winding staircase she sees*

Vlaid: *standing* I think the next person can go in a few minutes.

Icarus: So…we all have to sleep in separate rooms?

Vlaid: Yes. Unless you have someone you feel you really, sincerely trust I suppose.

Icarus: *turns to Hailey* You don’t eat people do you?

Hailey: Nope.

Icarus: Alright then.

Vlaid: You two can leave next.

Icarus: To wherever we go! *grabs Hailey’s arm and runs off with her*

Kaian: …Seriously, this place is huge.

Vlaid: Yeah. That’s the main reason I don’t stay here.

Jared: I see…no I don’t.

Vlaid: *looks around* It’s pretty creepy in here, huh…I hope nobody falls through that floor on the fifth level.

Seth: Can someone go now?

Vlaid: Sure.

Seth: Alright then. *runs off*

Vlaid: …I fell through that floor once…wasn’t pleasant. It’s a trap door leading to the basement.

Jared: Sam tells me there’s a torture chamber down tharr.

Vlaid: There is. This castle must be really old…well I can’t judge just from the torture chamber given what realm we’re in, but still.

Jared: Okay I’m bored, I’m gonna go find a room now. *walks off*

Vlaid: Alright.

*few minutes later*

Vlaid: You can go now.

Kaian: Finally. *leaves*

Vlaid: *waits a few minutes longer before sighing and going to find his room*

*on the seventh level*

Sam: *still walking up stairs* Goin’ to the top, goin’ to the top, going to the top! Hey what’s that! *has reached the eighth level and has spotted a suit of armor* Cooooool. *pokes it* …Well, I’m bored. *turns around to continue her way upstairs* … *blinks* I could have sworn those doors were closed before. Meh. *runs to the staircase and starts walking up* Goin’ to the top, goin’ to the top, going to the top! *hears banging further up the winding stairs ahead of her* The hell?

*a helmet from a suit of armor clangs past her down the stairs*

Sam: … *turns around* Goin’ down the stairs! Goin’ down the stairs! Goin’ down the stairs right now! *runs back to the eighth level and down the hall, turning a corner and going into one of the rooms* Phew. *locks the door* Goin’ to sleep! Goin’ to sleep… Gonna shut up now. *goes to the bed and climbs in* Damn I hate being paranoid. *closes eyes*

*later that night*

Icarus: *lying in the bed next to Hailey* …Never wanted to play Mario Kart more in my life…oh well, once they find out who this is it’ll be all over. *closes eyes* Just have to wait it out.

*few minutes later*

Hailey: *sits up*

Icarus: *stirs* What’s…going on?

Hailey: Icarus…

Icarus: Uh huh.

Hailey: I heard something…

Icarus: *gets up* Where?

Hailey: Over there. *points to a corner*

Icarus: Where? I cannot see in the dark.

Hailey: In the corner.

Icarus: I’ll see what it is. *gets out of the bed and goes to the corner*

Hailey: Careful Icarus, what if it’s th- *faints*

Icarus: What if it’s the what? What? …Hailey? You still awake? *goes back to the side of the bed* …Hailey? *something grabs his ankle and he is dragged under the bed* AHHG! LET ME GO! AAHG!!

*next day*

Sam: *wandering the dim halls, looking around nervously* Well, I’m not dead…nosiree bob…shoulda stayed in the room…safe, warm room…

Vlaid: Hey.

Sam: *screams* DIE FREAK!!! *spiky bat materialized in hand and she swings it wildly*

Vlaid: Whoa! *steps back* It’s just me…

Sam: What? *opens eyes* …Oh. God damn it, you scared the shit outta me.

Vlaid: *shrug* Sorry…glad to see you’re alive.

Sam: Hmmm…

Vlaid: We should try and find the others.

Sam: Yeah, I guess so. *spiky bat returns to her soul room*

*later*

Jared: So if they aren’t in any of those rooms, then they must be…IN HEYAH! *opens door and finds an empty room* Fungah! Foiled again!

Sam: THERE YOU BE!!

Jared: Yeah? And your point is?

Sam: I found you and can eat your flesh now?

Jared: No, I’m looking for everyone else right now. Later you can though.

Sam: I was joking...

Vlaid: Bit of a joke in bad taste don’t you think?

Sam: Well…seeing as more and more of our friends/enemies/rivals/whatevah are being murdered and eaten every night, mmm….no.

Vlaid: *sigh*

Jared: *goes to next door* They’re in here! *opens door to find another empty room* Damn it! This is really starting to piss me off now.

Sam: Who are you looking for?

Jared: Well I did find Kaian and Seth already… *looks around* …and they didn’t stay by me, now I’m looking for Icarus and…hey…if one dies every night and Kaian and Seth are still alive…

Sam: …That’s narrowed our little list of suspects again.

Jared: Well whatever. *opens another door and looks inside to find nothing* Damn it, this is like a hotel or something.

Sam: Only ten times bigger and full of many, many different passageways and whatnot…

Vlaid: *thinking* Hey guys…

Jared: *has an axe from nowhere* Yeah?

Vlaid: You know how only one person is killed each night?

Jared: Yup.

Vlaid: Hailey and Icarus were together last night.

Jared: When are they ever apart?

Sam: …Are you saying it WAS one of them who is behind all of this?

Vlaid: …That may be a possibility…but if not. Then I think there could be a chance one of them is still alive in the clutches of whoever IS responsible.

Jared: Indeed. *takes axe and hacks a hole into a door and pokes his head through* HEEEEERES JOHNNY!!! …Oh there’s no one in here. *pulls head out* I’m about ready to give up.

Sam: …Your name isn’t Johnny.

Jared: I know, it’s just the fact that we’re in this mansion and The Shining took place in a mansion too and- ANYWAY that’s not my point.

Vlaid: Did you have to destroy my door?

Jared: No…but I did.

Sam: Uh, anyhow. I experienced something weird last night, but nothing bothered me once I found a room.

Jared: What would that be? *opens another door and there is nothing in it*

Sam: Well I went to see a suit of armor and then got bored, and when I went up the stairs, a helmet from a suit of armor fell down the stairs from ahead of me…I couldn’t see if someone was there though because the stairs are…well, curly

Jared: Really? *opens another door and looks inside* Oh FINALLY! I found you guys. *goes up to Hailey who is sitting on the bed* …Hey something wrong? You don’t look that great.

Hailey: *points to a corner*

Jared: *looks and sees what used to be Icarus all over the wall* …Will this madness ever end?

Sam: *walks in and looks* Holy shit. What a mess. *pokes it with a stick*

Vlaid: Stop that!

Sam: Sorry. *throws stick into a furnace* Wow…whoever this is took out Grage AND Icarus.

Jared: God DAMN!!!

Vlaid: *looks at the mess silently* Yeah…

Sam: So…this whole separating until we’re all over this giant place plan didn’t help much, huh?

Vlaid: …No. I’m sorry.

Sam: It’s not your fault.

Jared: Yeah, it’s your fault. *points at Sam*

Sam: My fault? How is it MY fault?

Jared: I forgot.

Sam: *sighs* Anyway…let’s all go find Kaian and Seth…

Jared: Yes…let’s go…come on Hailey. *leaves*

Hailey: … *gets off the bed and follows*

Sam: I guess my “he’s-a-flesh-eating-sort-of-demon-and-doesn’t-know-it-yet-and-thus-has-been-doing-this-subconsciously-or-in-his-sleep-and-doesn’t-remember-when-it’s-all-over-and-done-with” theory was wrong then.

*the four of them are walking around looking for Kaian and Seth*

Jared: Scooby Doo! Where the FUCK ARE YOU?!?!

Vlaid: *weird look*

Sam: Maybe they went back to the main floor.

Jared: Yeah maybe, let’s go and check. *turns around and makes his way to the stairs*

Sam, Hailey and Vlaid: *follow behind him*

*loud yell is heard from somewhere*

Jared: *looks behind him quickly* What the hell was that?

Sam: A loud yell from somewhere.

Jared: …It sounded like it came from above us. Let’s go check it out.

Vlaid: *ears twitch* I think I know which room it was from too. *turns and goes back up the stairs, and the others follow*

Jared: Which room?

Vlaid: *leads them down a hallway, and soon they come to a stop in front of one of the many closed doors* In there…

Jared: *grabs doorknob* Here goes nothing! *opens door and looks inside* … *shuts door*

Sam: …Um…

Vlaid: …I hear blood.

Sam: I smell blood.

Jared: I taste blood.

Hailey: I think you’re all idiots. *opens door and looks inside*

Sam: Well?

Hailey: Well come and look.

Sam: *goes and looks*

Jared: This thing got both Kaian and Seth…

Sam: Oh great. Now it’s hunting pairs. Hey, Hailey did you see anything?

Hailey: No, it was dark…

Sam: Oh…well, did it say anything? What did you hear?

Hailey: I thought I heard something like “next” or something…I can’t remember.

Jared: Why? Why can’t you remember?

Hailey: I don’t know I felt some sharp thing before I lost consciousness.

Jared: …Could it have been a needle I wonder…

Sam: Sounds like it. Aw man… *looks at the sight in the room and wrinkles nose* I don’t think that thing is just killing and eating anymore. Damn it.

Jared: I was suspecting Seth this whole time but… *looks at Seth who is all over the room* now that suspicion is gone.

Sam: Gee I wonder why. Oh… *points* Kaian looks like he’s been chewed on thurr

Vlaid: *surveying the scene* I’m guessing that whoever is behind this attacked Kaian first…and when Seth tried to do something, well…yeah

Jared: We are now the only four survivors left…Leanne went back home a long time ago.

Sam: And we all know we can’t be suspects. Even Hailey is cleared because of this.

Jared: We all have to stay up tonight, wait and see if whatever this thing is comes for us.

Sam: I suppose we should all stay together now then?

Jared: Yes…and don’t leave each other.

Sam: Alright. Nobody fall down the stairs.

*later at night*

Everyone: *sitting at a table in a room*

Jared: Maybe this thing doesn’t find us…but we find it.

Sam: *looking around* I feel like it’s here watching us. Ahhh….

Jared: Well, how bout we go find it…

Sam: We could try…but I really don’t feel like it

Vlaid: What if we don’t go looking for it…but prepare ourselves for it’s arrival?

Jared: Hmm…that could work.

Sam: Like “Home Alone”

Vlaid: …What is that?

Sam: A movie. And never mind that, we have some planning to do.

*morning*

Jared: And that will be the plan.

Sam: Indeed. *looks around* Hey, nobody is dead.

Jared: Yes, no one’s dead, and now I’m starving.

Vlaid: I can find us some food.

Sam: Let’s go to the kitchen or whatever then.
Hailey: *asleep with her head on the table*

Jared: Hang on. *puts a kitten on the table* Hailey is protected now.

Sam: …A kitten?

Jared: Yup. *leaves*

Sam: *shrugs, pets the kitten and leaves with Vlaid*

Vlaid: The kitchen is a few floors down…we don’t have to take the stairs though

Jared: *rubs hands together* Good…good.

Vlaid: Uhuh. If I remember correctly, we are on the right floor… *goes to a wall further down the hall and begins pressing on the bricks*

Sam: Are you serious? Secret passageways, really?

Vlaid: It’s more of a transportation method than a passageway… *presses another brick and it goes in*

*wall slides open to reveal a track, down a steep hill into the darkness, with a cart at the top*

Sam: Man your ancestors or father or whatever is SO COOL for leaving you this place. *jumps in*

Vlaid: *gets in as well* I found this thing by accident. I rode it and ended up in the basement again, but I know I passed the kitchen for sure too.

Jared: Hurray a cart ride! *about to jump in when the wall shuts* Hey come on! What the hell?

Vlaid: *voice muffled behind the wall* Just press in the seventh brick on the third row!

Cart: *suddenly starts moving forward, slowly*

Vlaid: Oh crud.

Sam: Jared, hurry up!

Jared: *hitting bricks randomly* Seventh brick third row, seventh brick third row, where the hell?

Vlaid: Just remember where I hit it!

Jared: Right… *thinks* Where the hell was that?

Cart: *screeches a bit as it starts moving more, and it gets closer to the steep drop*

Sam: Hey Vlaid, this thing isn’t broken, is it?

Vlaid: No…worked fine last time…

Jared: Damn it, where is it? *still randomly hitting bricks*

Vlaid: Left side, a little near the top!

Jared: Ah! I found- OW! What the hell… *falls to ground*

Sam: *through wall* What? What happened? Jare- AHHHHHH!!!!! *cart drops down the track and they start speeding off to the kitchen*

Jared: *lying on his back in the hall staring up*

Someone: *stands over him*

Jared: …You…but I thought you were-

*death*

In the kitchen…

Cart: *screeches to a stop, and the wall opens*

Sam: …Holy crap.

Vlaid: Come on, let’s go or this thing will start again. *gets out*

Sam: Kay. *gets out too* Stupid Jared…well, let’s find some food and we’ll bring it back upstairs.

Vlaid: *nods, and they head to a pantry* I believe I left food in here somewhere. *opens it and it’s full of Cheerios* Success!

Sam: …Cheerios?

Vlaid: *eating them out of the box* …Yeah?

Sam: …Aw. Don’t you have a fridge in here?

Vlaid: Yeah but it’s empty. Maybe there’s stuff in the freezer that’s still good though. What’s wrong with Cheerios?

Sam: I hate Cheerios! Lower cholesterol they might, but taste great they do not! Damn lying bee.

Vlaid: These are Honey Nut Cheerios, not the plain ones, they’re good.

Sam: What? BLASPHEMY! *eats some* Oh what do you know.

*few minutes later*

Sam: *carrying a few boxes of Cheerios* So we have to carry these all the way back? Can’t we take the cart?

Vlaid: Well, if it’s there I guess. It should have been to the basement and made its way back upstairs by now.

Sam: There’s no button?

Vlaid: Oh, there’s a button…sort of. The cart comes automatically to a wall that’s opened. *goes to the wall and pushes in a tile before the wall slides open*

Sam: Cools, cools. *waits with Vlaid by the wall and a few minutes later they hear the cart coming down*

Cart: *comes down, and screeches to a stop in front of them*

Sam: Alright! *goes and jumps in, followed by Vlaid, and the wall closes*

Cart: *begins going down*

Sam: Hey, hey, hey!! We’re going down!

Vlaid: Yeah, I know. We have to go to the basement before this thing goes back up. Unless someone pushed the brick in upstairs.

Sam: Aw man. How many floors down is the basement again?

Vlaid: About four.

Sam: Oh.

Cart: *screeches to a stop suddenly, before starting to roll back up again*

Vlaid: What the hell?

Sam: …Maybe Jared finally found the right brick?

Vlaid: Uh…yeah, maybe.

Sam: …This thing sure can go up steep tracks quickly.

Vlaid: Yeah. Make sure you keep you hands in the cart.

Sam: Of course.

Cart: *goes slightly faster, until they screech to a halt in front of the wall they first went through*

Sam: …It’s so fricken dark in here…

Vlaid: Don’t worry, we’re here now.

Wall: *begins sliding open*

Sam: Good. Hey Jared, are you there? Thanks for pressing the brick, saved us from a long…trip…

Jared: *nailed to the ceiling by his hands, completely hollowed out and missing his legs, but nothing seems like it’s been eaten, and is still dripping blood*

Sam: …..Oh shit

Vlaid: *jumps out of the cart, pulling Sam out after him and looks around* …Whoever did this pushed in the brick…they have to be nearby

Sam: Oh crap, Hailey!

Vlaid: Come on. *runs off to the room with Sam*

*they come to the room and bust inside*

Sam: Hailey?

Hailey: *still sitting there with her head down*

Sam: Hailey? Get up! *goes and shakes her*

Hailey: *falls over revealing that her entire bottom half has been cut off*

Sam: …Damn it all to HELL! *turns to Vlaid* We’re too late again! That kitten didn’t help at all!

Kitten: *curled up all cute and asleep on a pillow*

Sam: Awful!! Damn, what do we do now? We should leave, but that would probably put more people in danger…

Vlaid: *standing in the doorway, thinking* I don’t know…I don’t know what to do. *thinks of something* Wait! I got it!

Sam: What? WHAT?!?!?!?

Vlaid: We just have to-

Someone: *runs behind him, grabs Vlaid by the back of his shirt and takes off quickly*

Sam: VLAID! *runs after him and sees him being taken around the corner, struggling*

Vlaid: Let go!! *is taken out of sight*

Sam: Vlaid! *keeps running and turns the corner to find the long hall completely empty* …Vlaid? Vlaid, answer me!!

*silence*

Sam: Crap…*looks around, back to the door of the room Hailey was in where she sees the kitten walk out nonchalantly, then back down the hall and jumps when she sees Vlaid standing at the end* VLAID!!

Vlaid: *standing still, doesn’t answer*

Sam: Oh thank Ra you escaped! *runs down the hall to him* Where’d the guy go? Who was it? Vlaid? *starts slowing down as she reaches him* Vlaid, why aren’t you answering…?

Someone: *takes a long knife, stabs it through Vlaid, and runs it down, then back up*

Vlaid: *falls in two*

Someone: Because he’s dead.

Sam: Who are you?!?

Someone: *walks into the light* It is I!

Sam: *gapes* You?! But why? …How?!?!

Someone: Because I wanted to see how people would react to my supposed “death”, but when you all had your Connect One tournament thing instead of looking for me, I got the obvious impression that no one cared, so I made them pay...

Sam: …I see… *stepping back* But…that’s a bit far to go…how did you take down everyone so…easily?

Someone: With this. *holds up a tranquilizer* Now everyone will know that I, Matthew will not be left out while you have your stupid tournaments.

Sam: Well it’s not our fault you were too busy pretending to be dead while we had fun. *glares, then gets a weird look on her face* …Why were you eating people?

Matthew: Eating people? No, no, I don’t eat people what are you stupid?

Sam: Why were the bodies hollowed out then? What happened to everything else?

Matthew: They’re in here. *holds up a bag*

Sam: …And why did the bodies look chewed upon then?

Matthew: I have no idea.

Sam: *looks down at Vlaid’s body and sees that kitten chewing on him* ……. *looks back at Matthew* So…I suppose you’re going to be murdering me now then?

Matthew: No, not yet, I’ll give you a five second head start. *closes eyes* Go.

Sam: *wide eyes, opens a portal and leaves*

Matthew: *brings out a remote and opens his own and follows her*

Sam: *deep underground in the human realm, in a huge metal room that is very dark at the moment* Shit. Dark again…I don’t think he’ll know where I am though…not many people know about this place and it’s highly protected…yeah…only Seto can get in here… *sits in a corner* Now what do I do? I should…um…ahh, I don’t know. *Waka Laka ring tone sounds off* …How inappropriate. Hey wait, only Seto knows this number! *picks up* Hello? Seto is that you?

Seto: *on the other line* Of course it’s me. Where are you, I haven’t been able to get in touch with you for days, and you’re not at home.

Sam: Uh, uh yeah…about that. We’ve been at Vlaid’s castle in the Vampire Realm for a while, everyone’s dead, I‘m the only one left and I’m hiding right now. It’s really dark in here…

Seto: What?! Where are you?

Sam: Um…underground…I left the Vampire Realm…I don’t know if Matthew will find me but he might come after you too so be careful

Seto: Matthew? I thought he was dead

Sam: No, he was only pretending, he got mad when we forgot about him right away.

Seto: …Hn. Tell me where you are, I’ll come get you.

Sam: No! I don’t want to come out yet. But if you could please turn on the lights…I’ve only got this phone right now and it’s really creepy.

Seto: How can I turn on the lights when I don’t know where you are?! …Wait, underground? You don’t mean down there, do you?

Sam: Um…well I’m not sure how many top secret underground chambers you have, but yeah, that’s where I am.

Seto: How did you even get there? *sigh* No, never mind. Anyway, there’s a light switch in there, by the door.

Sam: O RLY? Great, I am gonna try and find it. *gets up and uses the light from the cell phone to see her way around* Just how big is this room, Seto, geez! It’s for storing your deck of cards and it’s a million miles around!

*silence on the other end*

Sam: What, not going to tell me to stop over exaggerating? Because I know I am…yup. Hey, I think I found the door! *searches for the light switch* Awww damn, there’s like twenty switches here, which is the right one? Seto? …Seeeto? Don’t tell me your minutes ran out. *looks and sees they’re still connected* …You working? You should pay attention. Seto? Answer!! *hears strange noises from the other end* …What are you doing?

*choking noises from the other line*

Sam: …Hey…answer me. *begins looking worried*

*crunching noise*

Sam: Please tell me you’re eating Cheerios or something.

*large crack and a ripping noise*

Sam: Seto!! Cut it out, come on!

*dull thud, then silence*

Sam: …Hello?

Matthew: We’re sorry, but the person you are trying to reach, is DEAD! AH HAHAHAHAHA! *hangs up*

Sam: *stares wide eyed at the phone, which beeps* …New picture…received… *presses button after a moment of hesitance* … *deep breath, takes a look and drops the phone* Oh GOD. *starts flipping on the switches by the doors, and the lights turn on* Seto…aw man… *picks the phone back up and closes it immediately before going to the corner again* …He’s going to find me… *starts looking around* …Unless… *gets up and runs to the wall of locked metal cabinets and opens the combo on one of the larger bottom ones* If he comes in…I’ll just open a portal and leave…yes. *gets in the locker thing and shuts it, and the lock clicks shut*

*a while later*

Sam: *sitting silently in the locker and has turned the phone off, staying completely still*

Big Door: *opens*

Matthew: *walks in calmly and looks around* … *pulls out a metal box and presses a button* There we go.

Big Door: *shuts*

Matthew: *brings out the portal remote and attempts to open one, but it fails* Perfect, its working good. Now where are you…?

Sam: *sitting quietly in the pitch black locker thing, wondering just what the hell he’s doing and if she should leave yet*

Matthew: *looks at the wall of metal cabinets* I know you’re in here, now just where?

Sam: *bites lip and puts a hand on the back of the locker behind her, ready to open a portal at any moment*

Matthew: *walking among the cabinets banging on the doors* You’re in one of these, I know you are.

Sam: *nearly jumps when he bangs on the door of the locker she’s in, but manages to keep still and quiet*

Matthew: *stops walking after he bangs on the locker that Sam was in*

Sam: *is about to start opening a portal*

Matthew: *bangs on locker door again* …I found you.

Sam: *tries to open a portal, but finds it doesn’t work* What the hell…?!

Matthew: *takes out a knife and begins to pry the lock out*

Sam: *trying futilely to open a portal, then gives up* Ah…I’ll come back. You hear me? I’LL COME BACK!

Matthew: *pulls lock right off and opens the locker*

Sam: *screams and flails, kicking out*

*whistle is heard*

Matthew: *looks around* What happened?

Jared: *walks out over to them* You, *points at Sam* You’re not supposed to do that, you’re supposed to scream, and then ready yourself to be killed, Jesus Christ, let’s start over. Put the lock back in. *walks over*

Matthew: Fine. *shuts door and puts lock back in*

Sam: *sighs and shakes head* Fine, fine. *waits for signal to restart*

Jared: *sitting on a directors chair* Alright, go.

Matthew: *does the pick and take out and opens the door*

Sam: *screams and waits for her untimely doom*

Matthew: *raises knife and stabs her in the head* There. I’m done MWAH HAHAHAHA!!

Jared: And we’re done, good job everyone.

Sam: Yey! *gets up and wipes the fake blood off her face*

Jared: Now we have a movie that we can show everyone.

Sam: And it will be grand…mwahahaha!!!

Jared: Yes it will. MWAH HAHAHAHAHA!!

Matthew: MWAH HAHAHAHA!!

Everyone else…including Seto: MWAH HAHAHAHAHA!!

Jared: Ah hahaha…let’s all go to McDonalds now. *leaves*

Sam: Yes. Wait, why McDonalds?! *leaves too, grumbling*

I bet you’re pissed that it was only a movie…but it was, and there is nothing you can do about it.

Except smack Jared upside the head because it was his last minute idea.

Yes…wait no, shut up.

Anyway…everyone ended up going to McDonalds, and when they came home they realized they’d forgotten to get Bob his Happy Meal and got blown up. THE END