Jared: I’m bored, Sam come here and bring all your people
Sam: *busts through the wall with her people* Wait, even Jaeda? Because I don't know where she is right now
Jared: Oh well.
Sam: Oh. Okay. So what's going on?
Jared: I don't know, I'm just sitting around being bored.
Sam: I see, I see...no I don't. Well okay then.
*few minutes later*
Everyone: *sitting around being bored*
Jared: If only something interesting would happen!! *sits expectantly* ...I said! If only some- aww forget it.
Sam: Hmm...well we could always go to the Mirror Realm. I haven't seen Sam in ages
Jared: Good idea, let's go. *goes to machine and turns it on*
Kari: You mean the place Karu is?
Sam: Yes that's the place we are talking about. Hey, I just realized the last time I brought people from there Vlaid
wasn't around, so we get to meet him! ...Her
Vlaid: Eh?
Sam: You'll see.
Jared: Which reminds me. *takes out whistle and blows on it*
All of his people: *appear out of nowhere*
Jared: Good, now we all get to go to the Mirror Realm together.
Sam: Nice. Damn this is gonna be a huge group
Jared: It's all your fault for having so many people.
Sam: What? There are more of you than us! =p
Jared: Yeah oh well, the portal's been open for hours let's go in.
*another portal opens behind everyone and Jaeda comes through*
Jaeda: There you fruits are. I looked on Sam’s page and all I found was Vegeta.
Jared: Good for you...who the hell are you?
Jaeda: None of your business. *walks over to Grage* What's going on?
Grage: We're going through this portal to another dimension for some reason.
Jaeda: Sounds good to me. Let's go. *walks through portal*
Jared: Yes, let's go. *walks through followed by everyone else* YOU KNOW! I SURE HOPE NO ONE SNEAKS UP BEHIND ME AN-
Jaden: Will you shut up? Geez, I can handle loud but you...oh my GOD!
Jared: *turns around* There you are, I challenge you to another staring contest!
Sam: Hey Jaden do you know where Sam is?
Jaden: Nope, he was on his page last time I checked.
Sam: Oh I see. Did he shave his facial hair yet?
Jaden: No it's even worse.
Sam: Oh GOD. Well this should make for an interesting visit
Jaden: I can get him over here if you want.
Sam: Kay. Tell him to bring everyone else
Jaden: Alright. Sam! C'mere and bring all your people too!
Voice: AwwwWWWWW!!! ...Even Jake? Because I don't know where he is right now
Jaden: Oh well.
Voice: Oh. Okay.
Grage: Good God
*Sam appears...male Sam that is*
Sam: HI GUY SAM!
Guy Sam: HI SAM!
Sam: Oh my God she wasn't kidding! Shave that beard right now, it looks terrible!
Guy Sam: But Setaya likes it
Sam: *snort* AHAHAHAHA Setaya.
Grage: *raises eyebrow*
Jaeda: Hold up, what realm is this?
Sam: Mirror Realm...
Jaeda: Huh
Samaya: *weird look* Opposite gender versions of ourselves?
Sam: Indeed. *smokes a pipe*
Guy Sam: Quite. *also smoking a pipe*
Samaya: -_- I see
Karu: *busts out from behind the rest of guy Sam's group* KARI!!!
Kari: Hi Karu! *smiles and hugs*
Jared: It warms yer heart don't it?
Jaden: No.
Jared: Oh okay. Get all your people here too.
Jaden: Alright then. *brings out cow bell and rings it*
All of her people: *appear out of nowhere*
Jaden: There we go.
Grace: I'm bored. Can me and Vala go home now?
Sam: NO!! Hey a girl Grage! Cool
Grage: *doesn't even notice, too busy being bored*
Vlaid: *sees Vala* o.O
Vala: *sees Vlaid* O.o
Jared: God damn it's crowded in here, let's go outside.
Sam and guy Sam: Okay
All: *go outside*
Guy Sam: Now what? *suddenly gives weird look to Grage and Vlaid* Man it's so WEIRD seeing hot chicks as guys
Matthew: *looking at Hale* Tell me about it.
Guy Sam: On the other hand... *looks at Samaya* DAMN! *whistles*
Samaren: What the hell, man? *weird look*
Guy Sam: Just saying
Samaya: *glares*
Gary: Hey come on guys, I'm bored,
let's do something fun.
Sam: Like going to Kaiber Land!??!?!
Gary: Kaiber? ...Yeah sure.
Grage: But Kaiba sucks.
Sam and Guy Sam: No he/she doesn't!
Guy Sam: Well actually...
Sam: o.O
*later*
All: *at Kaiber- I mean Kaiba Land*
Matthew: *talking to Guy Sam about...well whatever perverts talk about*
Sam: *busy bothering Grace and Vala, poking them randomly and blabbing about idiot things*
Geri and Gary: *have been having races from home to
Kaiba land this whole time*
Hailey and Icarus: *talking to Hale and Icara about whatever*
Kaian: *talking to Kaia*
Seth: *talking to Serena about inventing useless things that will always be useless*
Marilyn: *talking to Grage and Vlaid*
Samaya: *talking to Samaren*
Jared and Jaden: *talking to themselves*
Kari: *talking to Karu about Ryou and Rya*
Jaeda: *has wandered off somewhere*
Jared: God damn we’re a chatty bunch!
Sam: Well it's better than being a Brady Bunch
Jared: Yeah…now what?
Sam: I
don’t know. *pokes Grace* What should we do? Huh? Huh!? PUNK? PUNK?!?!? I like your hair
Grace:
*twitch* …Thanks. And I don’t know. Stop poking me, DAMN IT.
Sam: Okay.
*pokes Vala*
Matthew:
Let’s go on a ride or something…isn’t that why we came here?
Sam: Oh
yeah. Hey, didn’t we come to Kaiba Land
in another sto-
Bobette:
RAWR. *points gun at Sam’s head*
Sam: …Uh…a
while ago?
Grage:
…Not in this realm
Sam: Oh.
Well then issALL good.
Guy Sam:
Yeah man. I wonder if Setaya’s here
Sam: Probably
not, unless she actually works less than Seto does.
Matthew:
*looks at Hailey who is wearing not a black shirt, but a white one* We should go on a ride with lots of water.
Guy Sam:
I know just the thing! *points at Niagara Falls…which
is a log ride thing*
Sam: =o
I like that ride!
Guy Sam:
Good…good. *rubs hands together*
*all go
over and stand in line forever before reaching the front*
Guy Sam:
Man, why’d we wait, I have a VIP pass.
Sam: Because
we’re stupid like that
Guy Sam:
…Oh. Aw
Sam: And
seriously, shave that beard
Guy Sam:
But it’s who I am! You can’t make me part with it! NEVAH!!
Sam: Hurry
up and get on the damn ride
Guy Sam:
Oh right. *gets on the next log thingy with Sam, Grace and Vala* Hey you girls should sit up front.
Grace:
Fuck you, Sam. Then again, Vala IS wearing white today…
Guy Sam:
Yeaaaah
Grace:
Shut up.
Ride:
*leaves*
Matthew:
*gets on with Hailey, Icarus and Jaden, with Hailey sitting in front of him* I wonder. *looks around at the ride and sees
a camera near the end* …Perfect.
Ride:
*takes off*
Sam: *sitting
behind guy Sam* I wanted to sit in front…
Guy Sam:
Too bad you’re not wearing white
Sam: What?
Hey! You’re like…a giant pervert…haha. *ride goes down a steep slope and they all get a major splash of
water*
Matthew
and others: *at top of that hill thing*
Matthew:
*looking down* Here we go!
*ride
goes down, Matthew goes forward and lifts Hailey’s shirt up as they get their picture taken*
Picture:
*shows Matthew doing his usual perverted smile, Hailey looking shocked, Jaden sitting there bored with no expression on her
face whatsoever, and Icarus getting soaked by gallons of water*
*few seconds
later*
Icarus:
*throws Matthew’s leg into a garbage can* There we go.
Guy Sam:
Well…you’ve certainly got Icara’s temper.
Icarus:
*turns to him* Is that a problem?
Guy Sam:
*shrug* Just sayin’
Sam: Saiyan?
Vegeta is a saiyan
Guy Sam:
I’m sure he is. I’m sure he is
Jaeda:
*walks up with some guy* There you freaks are. I was looking everywhere.
Guy: She’s
totally lying.
Guy Sam:
Jake! There you are. Goddamn
Jake:
What the hell do you care? *raises eyebrow*
Guy Sam:
I don’t really
Jaeda:
*looks at him* Jake? You mean you are my male counterpart?
Sam: You
couldn’t tell? *looks at him with all his tattoos and such* Hmmmm
Jaeda:
Shut your face
Grace:
*has gone over to Grage* Hm…easy to tell we’re counterparts. We almost look like siblings. *lifts up some of his
hair* I never thought I would keep it long as a man.
Grage:
*pulls away* It’s always been long. Leave it alone.
Grace:
Does that girl bother you all the time too? She’s almost worse than…well, this realm’s Sam. And that’s
saying something
Grage:
*shrug* You get used to her. *looks over at guy Sam* You don’t like him?
Grace:
Hm…not as much as I used to. *looks at Vlaid* Wow…Vala, you are amazing to look so hot as a guy too.
Vala:
*looking curiously at Vlaid over Grace’s shoulder* It’s so weird…
Vlaid:
*also looking back like she’s some strange creature with eighty eyes*
Hale:
*is talking to Hailey* I know, he’s worse than Marilyn, everyday she comes over to me and says, “Hale can you-
Marilyn:
Hale can you-
Hale:
*turns to her* NO FUCK OFF!
Marilyn:
Okay. *walks away*
Hailey:
Well you have it easy, everyday I have to ask myself if it’s safe to change…he just doesn’t give up.
Hale:
Same with Marilyn, but I don’t give it much thought.
Matthew:
Hey, hey come on let’s go.
Icarus:
*looks confused* What the? *looks at the garbage can he threw Matthew in then back at Matthew* Hell? *goes over to garbage
can and looks in*
Jared:
Yeah come on guys let’s go on another ride! Like…that one! *points to the Drop O’ Doom*
Drop O’
Doom: *is shown in front of pure black clouds and lightning flashes*
Geri:
Nah, I went on that one already, I’m gonna go on that one with Kari! *grabs Kari’s arm and points to The Slingshot*
Kari:
Huh? Ah, but I don’t like that one!! o_o”
Geri:
Nonsense! Let’s go! *runs off with Kari still in her grasp*
Kari:
*screams fade in the distance*
Sam: Uh…should
I save her?
Gary: NONSENSE! …Let’s go on that
too! *grabs Karu’s arm and runs toward it*
Karu:
NNNNOOOOOOOOoooooo…
Guy Sam:
Pshaw, they’ll be fine. *waves it off* Let’s go on bumper carts!
Matthew:
Hell yeah!
Sam: Ye-yeah!
I call the first blue and/or red cart I see! *runs off*
*later
everyone is in their carts and ready to go*
Grace:
I really hate coming here. Why do you people think it’s so fun?
Grage: *sitting beside her in a black cart* No kidding.
Kaiba wastes his stupid money on this junk.
Grace:
And she’s such a stupid whore. Can’t believe so many people like her…
Vala:
*sitting in a red cart with Vlaid* You know insults won’t really do anything…
Vlaid:
*sighs* Talking to them won’t help.
*ride
starts*
Vala:
Yeah…let’s go bash into them. *slams down on the pedal*
Marilyn:
Come on let’s go!
Matthew:
*sitting beside her with his arms crossed looking away*
Marilyn:
Come on! It started!
Matthew:
*looks at her* Out of all the people here why did I get paired with you? I’d much rather be with my friend over there.
*gestures to Guy Sam*
Guy Sam:
*in a cart with Sam* Let’s kill all these losers!
Sam: YEAAAHHHH!!!
*slams foot on pedal and they blast out of the ring, hit a tree and explode*
Samaya:
…Why does she always do that? *driving around with Samaren next to her*
Grace:
Out of the way FREAKS!! *slams into them and Samaya’s car thing crashes into Icara and Icarus’*
Icarus:
HEY WHAT THE FUCK!!? Who did that!? *looks around* HUH!? *gets out of his cart* WHO!?
Sam: *somehow
alive and back in a different car with guy Sam* Calm down, hitting other people’s cars is the whole point of this ride.
Icarus:
*sits back down* …Oh.
Marilyn:
*shaking Matthew* COME ON! Hurry up! Or we’ll be hit…again.
Matthew:
*just sitting there doing nothing*
Marilyn:
Fine let me drive.
Matthew:
*looks at her* …NO! *turns back and does nothing*
Matthew’s
cart: *gets hit by Jared’s cart thing*
Jared:
BWAH HAHAHAHA!! I am invincible!!
Vala:
*speeding cart towards Jared’s*
Jared:
Invincibler than you’ll ever be! MWAH HAHA BWAH HAHA!
Jaden:
Jared, come on move there’s someone coming an-
Vala:
GOT YOU!! *bashes into their cart*
Vlaid: You’re a crazy driver…I want to try!
Vala:
NO! *snarls*
Vlaid:
o.O
Jared:
*has went flying out of the cart into a garbage can*
Jaden:
…
Grage:
*speeding towards Kaian and Kaia with Grace*
Kaian:
*speeding right back at them*
Kaia:
You’re fucking nuts man!
Kaian:
It’s a challenge I’m not letting down!
Grage
and Kaian…and their counterparts: *collide in a fiery inferno*
Vala:
>.>” All the time, those two.
Vlaid:
Tell me about it. I’m not even sure why they do it
Matthew:
*finally driving, but is really slow*
Marilyn:
Come on, this isn’t fun at all, you’re supposed to go fast! You know…fast! WHOOSH!
Matthew:
*bumps into a wall and stops again*
Marilyn:
Oh for Christ’s sake.
*ride
is over and everyone gets out of the cart and leaves the ride*
Sam: Well
that was fun. What do we do now?
Jared:
*pulls himself out of the garbage can* I don’t know.
Guy Sam:
*thinks* I wonder if Setaya’s here? I wanna look…
Sam: Aw
man! I should have brought Seto!
Jared:
HEY! …We didn’t come here to look for people, we came to…to…I can’t remember, but it was to
have fun.
Sam and
guy Sam: But it would be funner with Setaya/Seto!
Grage
and Grace: Hell no it wouldn’t
Kaian:
Yeah man, he’s boring.
Sam: No
he’s not! He’s just very busy. HARRUMPH!! >=B
Kaian:
Which makes him more boring than a…a…*looks around* …a…yeah I got nothing, my points is he’s
boring.
Sam: *pout*
Well he’s not as bad as her. *points at Samaya*
Samaya:
What? Shut up
Kaian:
Yeah, he’s worse.
Sam: NOOOOO!
Shut up
Geri:
*runs back to them literally carrying Kari* Hey guys!
Sam: o.O
What’s wrong with her?
Kari:
@-@ Can’t…I don’t want to go on the ride again…uhhhhh…
Geri:
*puts her on a bench* You’ll be fine, you just need to throw up! *punches her in the stomach*
Kari:
Agh! *heaves over the side of the bench*
Sam: D=
HEY!!
Geri:
Oh…I guess not, okay then. *skips off somewhere else*
Jared:
…Is…is she walking!?
Sam: No…she’s
skipping. *quickly goes over to Kari* Are you okay? ARE YOU ALIVE!?!?!? *shakes her* WAKE UP!!
Kari:
Ahhh cut it out!! Urgh- *throws up all over her*
Jared:
*points and laughs*
Sam: Ewwwww!!!
*steps back* …Uh…
Kari:
*flops back down on bench*
Samaya:
Idiot! That’s what you get. *shakes head* I’ll get her some water. *walks away*
Sam: D=
I didn’t mean to! Now I’m barfy. *goes to find a washroom to clean up*
Guy Sam:
Even I’ve never done that before. I wonder where Karu is?
Gary: *running towards them dragging Karu behind
him* I’m back! Here you go. *puts Karu on the same bench as Kari*
Karu:
*falls off and doesn’t move*
Gary: *looks at him* …I’m gonna
go now. *runs off*
Samaya:
*comes back with a bottle of water* Here, this is all I could find…
Guy Sam:
GIMME THAT! *snatches it and dumps it all over Karu* WAKE UP MAN! WAKE UP!!
Karu:
*sputters* Hey!! *cough* …I’m cold… *looks on the bench at Kari* …What the hell happened?
Sam: *comes
back from the washroom all clean* You died or something, I don’t know. *pokes Kari* Are you okay?
Kari:
*nods slightly* Think so…does anyone got a drink? My mouth is icky…
Jared:
I do! …No I don’t.
Seth:
I got it! *goes over to her* Just give me a few seconds. *raises a medical tent*
*all this
sawing and hammering is heard from inside it*
Sam: o.O
Jared:
Don’t worry, he knows what he’s doing.
*medical
tent collapses and disappears*
Seth:
There we go, good as new! *stands Kari up*
Kari:
*blink* I feel better now…what the heck was that? Hm. Well thank you anyway. ^^
Jared:
Enough! My ship sails in the morning…I wonder what’s for dinner.
Everyone:
*weird look*
Sam: …AHAHAHA.
No
Jared:
Aww…
Matthew:
We should go on that thing! *points to that UFO*
Sam: =o
Yes! Gravity defying spinning!
Kari:
…I think I’ll pass.
Karu:
Let’s go on the swings
Kari:
Okay!
*they
leave*
Sam: Aww
they ditched us. Well let’s go on the UFO then
Jared:
Hurrah!
*they
go on the ride*
Sam: This
shall be grand
Guy Sam:
Indeed. *smokes a pipe*
Jared:
I’m bored when does it start?
Sam: Right
now! …Right now! …Now! …NOW!!
Samaya:
People are still coming on, Sam.
Sam: Aww
damn it!
Grace:
*sigh* I still find this boring. *looks at Vala* Wanna make out later?
Vala:
Sure why not.
Grage:
What about you? *looks at Vlaid*
Vlaid:
But this place is interesting…
Grage:
*DENIED*
*door
closes*
Jared:
It is starting! …At least, it better be! OR ELSE.
Samaren:
It is
*ride
starts spinning and everyone is plastered to the wall*
Jared:
AHHHH!!! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!! AHHHH!!!
Samaya:
We are not. What…is fun about this? *wall thing she’s leaning on slides up* Ooh. Fun
Samaren:
Hm. Let’s go on that roller coaster next
Jared:
Yeah man, it can hold four people in a car thing…why I brought that up I don’t know.
Sam: We’ll
all fit anyway.
*hundreds
of spins later the ride ends*
Jared:
Tis it over? It is, I’m out of here. *leaves and sees everyone is already out waiting for him*
Sam: Geez
what took you so long? A whole bunch of unknown people went in already. *points at the door which is closing* Anyway let’s
go to the roller coaster now.
*all go
to roller coaster*
Sam: *sees
Jaeda and Jake near the front of the line* Hey look! We can do backsies!
Samaya:
What the hell is a backsie?
Sam: It
means we’re going to cut in front of all those hundreds of people in line behind Jaeda and Jake because we know them.
Samaya:
Oh. Whatever.
*they
do so, causing much complaint but Icarus and Icara and other such scary people glare them away*
Jaeda:
We’ve been waiting forever for this stupid thing. Fuck it already, let’s get to the front. *shoves past the five
people ahead of them roughly, and the rest of the group stampedes over them*
*all get
on next cart with no time to organize themselves into their own groups*
Hailey:
Out of all the people…WHY YOU!?
Matthew:
*sitting beside her* I dunno.
Grace:
*sitting beside Kaian* So.
Kaian:
Huh.
Vlaid:
*sitting behind them next to Marilyn* Uh…hi
Marilyn:
Hi, hey when you and that other guy make out can I watch?
Vlaid:
*sweatdrop* You know, you kind of remind me of Sam…
Marilyn:
And you remind me of…of…no one.
Jared:
Oh yeah man this is gonna be great don’t you think? Oh who cares what you think this’ll be greater than a bucket
of chicken oh yesiree bob-
Grage:
*sitting beside Jared* Awww shut UP already! *glares at him*
Jaeda:
*sitting beside Icarus and looks at him* What’s with that dark cloud around you? Do you not bathe or something?
Icarus:
*clenches his fist and whispers* Don’t do it Icarus, everyone deserves another chance before they die…
Jaeda:
What’s that? *leans in* Hey your eyes changed color…what a freak show. People sure must stare a lot. *turns away*
Whatever. This thing better be good.
Seth:
*sitting behind them beside Vala* And then cell death occurs and you die, isn’t that interesting?
Vala:
*wide eyes* I’ve never heard of that before…yeah I guess it’s pretty interesting.
Samaya:
*behind them next to guy Sam, looking a bit ticked*
Guy Sam:
So yeah, wow, who would have though Samaren would have such a giant rack as a chick! That’s awesome.
Samaya:
*twitches and gives him a glare* Shut. Up. Honestly! This better be worth it. *turns away*
Guy Sam:
Aw you’re no fun. Definitely Samaren’s counterpart.
Hale:
*behind them sitting next to Kaia* You’re not going to do that thing you did to me last week are you? …You know,
we were beside each other…you were…yeah.
Kaia:
No. *sits patiently* …Well maybe.
Hale:
Well don’t it’s disturbing.
Icara:
*sitting behind them next to Samaren* I find that boring too.
Samaren:
I know. It’s always about something stupid with these people. Oh well, I don’t really have much to do with them
anyway.
Sam: *behind
them next to Jake* You and Samaya have got to start learning to loosen up. Isn’t that right, Jake?
Jake:
Shut up.
Sam: …Yeah
well...your tattoos SUCK! HARRUMPH.
Jake:
*evil death glare* At least it isn’t my FACE doing that! Oooh
Sam: I
should so punch you…
Jaden:
*behind them next to Serena* There’s a lot of things like that.
Serena:
There is, but still…it’s very complicated.
Jaden:
It’s confusing, I don’t like it! I’m going to sleep! *falls asleep*
Serena:
But…we’re on a roller coaster. Oh well.
Two others:
*get on the last seat*
Geri and
Gary: *fly up to them*
Geri:
Get out of here this is ours. *pulls them both off by their collars and tosses them back into the mile long line and sit in
their places* This’ll be fun
Gary: It better be, that hall of mirrors wasn’t
as fun as you said it was.
Sam: Finally
the seats are full! Now the ride can start.
Jared:
HARRAH! Finally! Pull the switch and send us into the air! Come on guy come on! Let’s go!
Guy: *goes
to control panel and presses button*
*the ride
starts moving*
Jared:
AHHH GET ME OFF WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
Grage:
We’re going up a slope…shut up
Sam: *starts
singing the “you are a pirate” song*
Jake:
Oh for fucks sake, shut the hell up!
Sam: *ignores*
*roller
coaster gets to the top and start turning, making its way to the first steep slope down*
Vlaid:
I’ve never been on anything like this before. *looks over side* We sure are high…
Jared:
AHHHH! GET ME OFF I’M GONNA DIE!! AHHH!! AHHH!!! AHHHH!!! AHHHH!!!!
Grace:
So. You scared? *looks at Kaian beside her as they start tipping down*
Kaian:
No, not really. I’m still questioning the way this thing was built…but who cares.
Jared:
*still yelling loudly on how he’s going to die and such*
Sam: Jared,
shut up!
Jared:
I DON’T WANT TO DO THIS GET ME OFF!!!!!
*ride
flies down the first slope fast*
Jared:
WEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Grace:
*sitting in the front cart with Kaian, remaining blank faced as she can*
Kaian:
*doing the same, even when they reach a loop*
Vala:
*screaming girlishly*
Sam: *screaming
for the sake of screaming…then continues singing that song*
Jared:
*watching the scenery as it passes by* This is awesome!
*a small
bar falls off a rail from a higher slope a few meters ahead of where they are*
Jared:
Hell yeah! *looks forward and sees something falling* What’s that? *looks closer*
*ride
passes underneath the higher slope and into a dark tunnel*
*few seconds
later*
*ride
comes out the other side*
Jared:
*dead with that small bar impaled in his forehead*
Grage:
*looks beside him at Jared* Finally, it’s quiet again. *continues staring ahead impassively*
Jaeda:
*laughs at his misfortune*
Icarus:
He’s not dead, he never dies. He always just comes back later on in the day…no matter how brutally you kill him.
Jaeda:
Meh, Sam too for some reason. Still funny though
Icarus:
Yeah.
Jared:
*comes back alive with the bar still in his forehead* Ow…what happened?
Grage:
You were hit with falling debris…and the rides almost over. *reaches over and rips the bar out*
Jared:
OW! DAMN IT! Now there’s a giant hole in my head, thanks a lot…no really, now I have a drink holder.
Grage:
*continues staring ahead* So glad you could finally find a use for that extra space.
Jared:
No kidding eh?
*few seconds
later*
Jared:
…HEY!
Vala:
*peeking over the edge of the cart* Is it almost done?
Seth:
I believe so…
*loud
yell is heard from Matthew*
Seth:
Oh come on Matthew, we’re not even going down any slope yet.
*later
on the ride ends*
Seth:
*gets out and heads to the front*
Hailey:
*leaves before Matthew stepping on his foot*
Matthew:
OW! *sits there*
Seth:
*lets her pass him and goes up to Matthew* So did you like it?
Matthew:
*holds up both hands which are broken badly* Oh yeah…I enjoyed it.
Seth:
*sighs* You can’t keep doing that Matthew, come on, I’ll get you out of there. *helps him out*
Jared:
*wound has healed and he leaves the cart* That was certainly something huh?
Grage:
Not really. What’s with this moronic design too? *kicks the Blue Eyes White Dragon cart*
Grace:
That Kaiba has a dragon fetish, I tell you
Guy Sam:
Hey come on…she’s not so bad.
Grace:
Yeah, she’s worse.
Guy Sam:
You’re so mean.
Sam: SO
UNFAAAAIIIIRRR
Grage:
It’s not our fault Kaiba SUCKS
Grace:
In most literal terms as well.
Grage:
Guy Kaiba especially.
Grace:
*laughs with him*
Sam: *sneef*
Stop ganging up on them! ;o;
Guy Sam:
Yeah, shut up.
Jared:
Alrighty, I’m-a bored, now what?
Kaian:
Now you shut up.
Jared:
Aww… *walks away*
Vala:
Let’s find another ride!
Vlaid:
Yeah, like…like... *looks around* I don’t know.
Jared:
How bout… *points* THE DROP O’ DOOM!!!
*lightning
flashes and the ride is shown in front of pitch black clouds*
Sam: …I
don’t like the look of em’ clouds…but okay! 8D
*all go
over to the ride*
Guy Sam:
Alright! This time I won’t forget that I have this VIP pass to get us to the front of the line real quick!
Sam: I
hope you realize that sooner next time, we’ve been waiting for hours.
Guy Sam:
…Aww…
Jared:
But how will we get past all these people? There must be a million people in line.
Sam: *looks
ahead* …There’s only six.
Jared:
Exactly.
Sam: Yeah…we
need a lot of seats. Let’s shove past them!
Karu:
But they’ll be mad and stuff won’t they?
Vala:
Who cares? *barrels through them* OUTTA MAH WAY, BITCHES!!!
Grage:
She’s…different.
Vlaid:
*with Vala barreling through people*
Grage:
Or not.
Grace:
It’s the crowds.
Grage:
Huh
*all at
front*
Sam: TO
THE SEATS!! *goes and sits down in the middle of a row*
Jared:
*runs and dives into a seat*
The rest:
*sit down normally*
Sam: I
wonder why I’m here…I never liked the feel of a drop.
Jared:
Neither do I…but who cares.
Grage:
Why are dark clouds around this ride only?
Guy Sam:
Because they feel like it. I don’t know, shut up.
Grage:
No
Guy Sam:
Aww
*ride
starts going up*
Matthew:
*sitting in between Guy Sam and Hailey* …Hey.
Guy Sam:
What’s up. Hey, this is gonna be awesome, isn’t it Samaya? *pokes her beside him*
Samaya:
…Shut up.
Matthew
and Guy Sam: Yeah…this’ll be awesome.
*ride
reaches the top after a few seconds*
Jared:
What if it breaks and we’re all sent plummeting to our untimely horrific super fun deaths?
Sam: Then
we’re screwed.
Vlaid:
What kind of ride is this anyway?
Vala:
Yeah I’m bored.
Grace:
You’re going to be screeching the most out of all of us.
Vala:
Am no-
*ride
drops*
Vala:
*screaming*
Matthew
and Guy Sam: *both taking picture after picture of Hailey and Samaya*
Jared:
*sitting there with no expression on his face whatsoever, looking blankly into space*
Jaden:
*doing the same*
*ride
gets to the bottom and then starts going up again*
Jared
and Jaden: *both yelling at the top of their lungs to be let off and repeating that they’re going to die*
Grage
and Grace: *hair everywhere* …
Vala:
That was fun. *looks at Grace and starts laughing*
Vlaid:
Yeah. What are you- *sees Grage and starts laughing too*
Grage
and Grace: Shut up
Kaian:
Well that was something.
Icarus:
*looking around* It sure was.
*ride
reaches the top again*
Jared
and Jaden: *immediately shut up about dying and wanting to get off the ride and look all expressionless again*
Samaya:
*giving Guy Sam a death glare* I’m warning you…don’t do that again.
Guy Sam:
Do what? *looks away*
Samaya:
*narrows eyes suspiciously, but looks away too*
Guy Sam:
*turns and readies camera*
Jaeda:
*sitting on the opposite row with Jake* This is stupid. Let’s leave later
Jake:
Kay.
*ride
drops again*
Matthew:
*now has a video camera and is filming*
*few minutes
later the ride ends and everyone gets off*
Samaya
and Hailey: *leave ride looking pissed*
Matthew
and Guy Sam: *both have black eyes but turn and high five each other anyway*
Jaeda:
*walks off with Jake to get food*
Sam: That
was weird. HI GUY SAM- What the hell happened to your eye?
Guy Sam:
Um…long story
Sam: But
you didn’t have it before we got on the ride
Guy Sam:
I SAID, long story.
Sam: Oh. Okay.
Guy Sam:
I want to see Setaya… *pulls out a cell phone and sends a text message* Now I’ll call her. *calls a number, but
gets an answering machine thing* Damn, I give up. Let’s go somewhere else now
Grage:
Yeah this place sucks
Guy Sam:
Actually I meant somewhere else in the park…
Grage:
Damn
Jared:
We COULD go and watch a lame ass You-Gay-Ho duel
Guy Sam:
Hey that’s right! Maybe Setaya will be there. *runs off*
Sam: I
KNOW WHERE THAT IS!!
Kari:
*walks up with Karu* But this place is opposite to our realm, huh?
Sam: Right.
So I just have to walk there backwards! *walks backwards and trips on a rock into a garbage can*
Jaeda:
*walking back with some cotton candy* Oh my God. What an idiot.
Jake:
No kidding. *dumps his tray of food into the garbage can*
Sam: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh……
*fades away*
Guy Sam:
Hey man! Why’d you go and do that? …That was a perfectly good tray of food. *shakes head* Terrible. Just terrible
Matthew:
I thought you went to that place to look for that person.
Guy Sam:
Yeah, but then you guys didn’t follow, what the hell
Jared:
Yeah you guys, come on, let’s go and get bored.
*everyone
leaves and Sam is still in the garbage can…somehow*
AT THAT
PLACE…
Guy Sam:
*runs in* HEY SETAYAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam: *appears
beside him* He…I mean she’s not here.
Grace:
Oh no, you were right. He.
Guy Sam:
Damn it, Grace! Shut up!
Grace:
Hn. Does anyone have a brush? I lost mine…on that stupid ride. *grumbles*
Geri:
I do…just kidding.
Kari:
I have one! *gives her one*
Grage:
*trying in vain to untangle his own hair*
Sam: This
is the first time I’ve seen Grage with tangly hair.
Jaeda:
What are you talking about, it’s always a jumbled mop
Grage:
*glares*
Jaeda:
Well it is. You should cut it, it’s stupid
Vlaid:
I don’t think it’s stupid
Sam: Yeah
shut the hell up Jaeda, nobody cares about your opinions.
Jaeda:
You know wh-
Kari:
Be quiet, all of you. We’re not here to have ridiculous arguments.
Sam: Yeah,
we’re here to watch us some ridiculously stupid and boring children’s card games!
Grage:
…WHY?
Sam: Iunno.
Let’s go find some seats.
*they
find seats and sit on down*
Jared:
I’m bored.
Grage:
Yeah, I hate this place. *has finally managed to return his hair to its original state of…perfect*
Icarus:
*looking at the duelists* … *stands up* COME ON!!! HURRY THE FUCK UP! I’M BORED!! KILL SOMEONE!!
Duelist
1: What? No! *continues looking at cards*
Icarus:
*sits back down* Man, I didn’t think it’d be this boring.
Grage:
Really? I thought the word cards would give it away. And…ugh, the whole thing just blows.
Icarus:
Sure does… *looks at the duelist still looking at his cards* …Come on…HURRY UP!
Sam: Hey
didn’t Geri throw a drink and explode that thing when we came here in our realm?
Guy Sam:
Hey, Gary did that one time…I nearly got in trouble.
And of course Rolana nearly blew a gasket.
Duelist
1: *still looking at his cards, deciding his move*
Sam: Gawd
DAMN. I’ll bet he’s having a flashback or something stupid like that.
Icarus:
*stands up* Man fuck this. *bow materializes* This guy’s going straight to hell! *pulls an arrow back, but before he
can let it go, a pin drops and a grenade flies at the duelist and explodes taking half the hologram thing with it* …
*aims at other duelist and kills him then looks at Icara*
Icara:
I couldn’t take it anymore either.
Guy Sam:
Well shit. Setaya’s gonna be piiiissed off.
Icarus:
Who cares, let’s go. *leaves*
Jaeda:
*didn’t even come in here in the first place, same with Jake*
Sam: Eh…well
at least this is a cause for her to come here! 8D
Grace:
Oh GREAT
Guy Sam:
Huzzah! *throws deadly confetti*
Sam: *decapitated…somehow*
Guy Sam:
Whoops. Not.
Rolana:
*busts in* What’s going on here?!?!?
Icara:
One of the duelists exploded, the hologram thing was involved that’s about all I know. *leaves*
Sam: Yeah
that’s pretty much it. The intense pressure of this children’s card game was just too much for him to handle.
*looks* OH MY GOD A GIRL ROLAND
Guy Sam:
…Roland?
Sam: Yep
Guy Sam:
Oh.
Grace:
*sigh* …I should do something bad when she comes here…but what…
Sam: You
could throw a grenade too!
Guy Sam:
What? NOOOOO!!! No more grenades
Rolana:
WHAT GRENADE?!
Guy Sam:
Nothing. There was no grenade.
Kari:
Oh, this is bad. Brings back some memories, though
Karu:
Yeah…yeah
Jared:
Ah ha ha ha, bet this’ll cost Setaya billions of dollars to replace. *looks around* Have you noticed that a great majority
of our people are gone?
Sam: *looks
around* Hey you’re right. Where did Grage go? D;
Vlaid:
*looks around* I don’t know. I didn’t even see him leave.
Jared:
Oh well. *leaves*
Sam: But
where else will we gooo?!!?
Samaya:
I don’t know.
Grace:
…She’s here.
Guy Sam:
WHERE?!?!
Jaden:
Dead.
Guy Sam:
NO WAI
Setaya:
*busts through doors looking pissed off* What the HELL is going on here?!?
Grage:
*walks back in with popcorn* … *shrugs and sits down*
Guy Sam:
Setaya! 8D *goes to glomp her but she walks out of his way and he flies into a garbage can*
Setaya:
-_-“ *surveys the damage and goes over to Rolana* I thought I told you to supervise the matches so this wouldn’t
happen again!! Who’s fault was it this time!? *turns and glares at the group, then looks confused at the array of counterparts
among them* What the hell?
Sam: HI!
8D
Icara:
*comes back in talking to Icarus, then goes and sits down*
Jared:
OH! I bet I know who did it! I know who did it!!
Sam: WHO?!
Samaya:
You saw what happened…
Jared:
I know! I know! Pick me! Over here! *jumping around with his hand in the air*
Setaya:
YOU THERE!!! *points at Matthew* Do you have any idea who’s responsible for this mess?
Matthew:
Why, yes I do.
Jared:
Aww… *walks away*
Setaya:
Well then, who was it?
Matthew:
After much thought and consideration, the jury decides that Icara is guilty of all charges. *bangs a gavel*
Guy Sam:
*has gotten out of the garbage can and looks mock disapprovingly at Icara with his hands on his hips* Icara!
Icara:
Man, I didn’t do anything, shut up. Besides, you have millions of dollars, buy new ones *goes back talking to Icarus*
Guy Sam:
Well, she has a point. I give up. *starts reading a dirty magazine*
Setaya:
*glares at him and snatches the magazine away, throwing it into a dumpster* That’s no excuse.
Sam: Why
not? I mean, she does indeed have a point. You’re ka-rich. *starts reading a dirty novel*
Samaya:
…Since when do you read books?
Sam: I
found this in your purse. Looked mighty interesting *continues reading*
Samaya:
… *checks purse* Hey! *gets book back*
Sam: Aww…
*cries in a corner*
Jared:
Ah hahaha! *points and laughs at Sam* Oh well.
Guy Sam:
Just cut off the area for a while. Those nerds can play their card games elsewhere!
Setaya:
…
Guy Sam:
…Yup. Duel disks…yup.
Grage:
*eating popcorn and being bored*
Grace:
Give me some. *sits beside him and steals the whole bucket*
Jared:
Or why don’t you make this place into something INTERESTING.
Sam: Like
an amusement park! 8D
Guy Sam:
That’s a GREAT IDEA!!
Setaya:
*blank stare*
Jared:
Exactly.
Matthew:
*stands up from his seat* I got an idea what you can make this into!
Jared:
No Matthew.
Matthew:
Fine. *sits back down and continues playing his DS*
Jared:
When the hell did you get that?
Matthew:
Long time ago.
Grace:
*starts flicking popcorn at Setaya while she’s not looking*
Grage:
Is that the best you could come up with?
Grace: I’m still thinking, shut up. *glares at Setaya*
Sam: Hey
Seth!
Seth:
*wakes up* Huh?
Sam: Is
the portal still open where we left it? =o
Seth:
Oh, should be.
Sam: Could
I bring Seto here from a portal without going to that one?
Seth:
Uhh…I don’t know, if there’s a complete protonic reversal it’s your fault.
Sam: I
don’t know what that means, but okay! *opens a portal* SEEETOOOOO!!! COME HERE!!
Guy Sam:
That will really work? *looks through the portal* HI! I’M SAM!!
Sam: *pushes
him aside and goes through, and moments later returns with Seto and the portal closes* HURRACH!
Jared:
*sues*
Sam: ;-;
*hands over her pennies*
Jared:
*takes pennies* I am REECH!!
Seto:
What is this about now, Sam? *looks around* …Is this my dueling arena?
Setaya:
No, it’s mine. *raises eyebrow* I see you haven’t changed a bit.
Seto:
*looks* Who the hell are you?
Setaya:
I’m your female counterpart, moron.
Sam: AHAHAHA!
AHAHA! HAHA! HA! Told
Guy Sam:
You couldn’t tell by the incredibly similar looks and outfit? It’s just…a chick version of yourself.
Grage:
He’s too stupid to admit the obvious.
Sam: AHAHAHA!
AHAHA! HAHA! HA! Told. Hey wait a minute! >o>
Jared:
Oh well, now what?
Sam: Now
we get a BUCKET OF CHICKEN
Jared:
But why? Who cares, let’s go.
*later*
Everyone…well
anyone who’s there at the moment: *sitting at a table eating chicken*
Sam: This
be some good chicken, yo
Guy Sam:
Word
Jared:
It sure is…but now I’m sick of this place, let’s go home.
Grage:
No kidding, this place sucks
Grace:
Yeah let’s leave
Guy Sam:
If it sucks so much, why didn’t you leave by yourselves a long time ago like Jake and whatsherface?
Sam: Jaeda
Guy Sam:
Yeah, whatever
Grage
and Grace: I don’t know… Shut up.
Guy Sam:
Awwww
Sam: Well,
what are we doing then?
Jared:
Now…now…I don’t know, I’m just bored, let’s-a-go.
Sam: Are
we going back to our realm already? I just brought Seto, too. ;-;
Guy Sam:
If you are, we should come! There’s nothing else to do
Jared:
Yeah, that sounds like a great idea, then you can meet all your counterparts! …Oh wait.
Sam: …Uh…they
can meet Roland! He’s always cool
Jared:
Yes he is. Okay then let’s go! *stands up*
Sam: Ye-yeah!
Where’s the portal thingy at?
Jared:
It was…
Jaden:
It was where all my people’s soul rooms are!
Jared:
There we go.
Sam: Hurrach!
Jared:
*sues*
Sam: D;
All I got is this chicken bone. *holds it out*
Jared:
I don’t want that. *walks away*
Guy Sam:
…TO JADEN’S MIND LINK THINGAMAWHATCHAMACALLITAJIGGER!
*at Jaden’s
mind link thingamawhatchamacallitajigger*
Seth:
*walks in first* Alright it’s time to…go… *looks around* …Where’s the portal?
Sam: …It’s
gone?
Guy Sam:
…It’s gone
Sam: …So…
Guy Sam:
You can live with me! 8D
Sam: WE’RE
ALL GONNA DIEEE!!! *runs around in circles, hits Guy Sam and explodes*
Seth:
*thinking* …Oh I got it! *digs in his pocket and takes out a remote*
Sam: WHUT?!?!?
Seth:
*holds it up where it shines in the light all dramatically* This is a trans-dimensional remote specifically designed for activation
of the portal machine should the main portal ever close. So I’ll just press this and… *presses button*
Sam: 8-o
*portal
opens and the Mirror Realm’s Mirror Realm is seen*
Sam: It
is home! 8D
Grage:
Hey, didn’t you open a portal yourself before?
Sam: …Nooo…
*shifty eyes*
Kari:
Ah! I forgot…I forgot I was supposed to get the kids today…
Jared:
Good job.
Karu:
Oh crap, me too!
Sam: OH
MUH GAWD- tell Rya to get them, we’re going now!
Jared:
To our realm which is this realm’s Mirror Realm! *runs through*
Sam: Yah!
*runs through followed by Guy Sam and the rest of their people*
Seth:
*looks at the rest of the people* Well come on!
Everyone:
Oh right…yeah, sure, whatever, uh huh. *walk through portal followed by Seth*
BACK IN
OUR REALM WHICH IS OUR MIRROR REALM COUNTERPART’S REALM’S MIRROR REALM…
Sam: Finally,
we’re back
Guy Sam:
Now what?
Sam: Iunno.
Kari:
*calling Ryou on her cell phone*
Samaren:
*looks around* Well this isn’t too different
Samaya:
Nope.
Guy Sam:
Let’s go to my house!
Sam: No,
it’s my house now
Guy Sam:
Aww
Jared:
But it’s cold outside.
Jaden:
Is it?
Jared:
Yeah.
Jaden:
…But it’s like fall where we came from.
Jared:
Well it’s cold here so shut up.
Sam: But
it’s almost becoming spring! Not really. Hey, if this is Jared’s mind link…doesn’t that mean we’re
already home? *looks at Jared*
Jared:
I don’t know, I don’t think that deep.
Sam: Well
whatever, let’s just go already.
*At Jared
and Sam’s hoose*
Guy Sam:
What’s with you guys and calling it a hoose?
Sam: BECAUSE
IT IS
Guy Sam:
Oh. *looks around* Hey man, this is some cool music.
Samaren:
You hear that too? I thought I was going crazy.
Sam: What
music?
Guy Sam:
What do you mean? It sounds like some kind of beach music. Kay whatever, never mind already.
Sam: Yep.
*looks at the couch* Hey what the hell?
Jaeda:
Hey moron.
Jake:
Whatcha up to, moron?
Sam: ;o;
NOTHING! I’M NOT A MORON
Jaeda:
Sure you aren’t.
Alucard:
I don’t think she’s a moron…
Sam: Whatchuu
fools doing takin’ up mah couch?
Alucia:
*looks* So that’s what a girly Sam looks like. Haha, that’s funny
Sam: *stares*
…How the HELL did you guys get here?
Jaeda:
I opened a portal. Easy.
Setaya:
How long do we have to stay here? I’ve got work still, you know.
Sam: You
work too much. You guys should meet Roland, he’s awesome! 8D
Guy Sam:
Well where is he? *sees Smokey* Holy crap! A cat
Jared:
Roland should come unexpectedly any minute now.
*minutes
later*
Jared:
*waiting*
*someone
blasts in through ceiling*
Jared:
AH! *flies into wall*
*smoke
clears and Vegeta is standing there*
Sam: OH
MY GAWD. I haven’t seen Vegeta in years
Seto and…well
everyone else: o.O
Jared:
*embedded in the wall* OUR PAST RP IS COMING BACK TO KILL US!!!
Sam: WE’RE
ALL GONNA DIEEE!!! *runs around in circles, hits Guy Sam and explodes*
Kari:
o.O Um…
Vegeta:
*just standing there*
Grage:
Okay, this is getting really stupid…what the hell are we doing?
Sam: We’re
standing in fearful awe of the great Vegeta…or something. *starts poking Vegeta with a stick*
Jared:
*falls out of wall and lands on floor…then floor breaks and he falls into the basement*
Alucard:
*blinks* Hm. This has been an interesting day so far…
Alucia:
Yes…I haven’t been to this realm before. And Sam is here too! *waves at Guy Sam*
Guy Sam:
^^” Hiiii….
Setaya:
*glares at Alucia*
Grace:
*yawns and looks at Grage* Is there food anywhere?
Grage:
We just ate…but yeah I’m hungry…for food… *takes Grace to the kitchen with shifty eyes*
Vlaid
and Vala: *busy talking about stuff*
*later*
*Vegeta
is gone and everyone is talking to one another, and Grage and Kaian are having another Epic Challenge*
Kaian:
*throws pie tin in garbage* I’m on my fifteenth pie, what are you on?
Grage:
*mouth full of pie* sisteeth
Kaian:
Damn you, must eat faster! *shovels whole pie in his mouth and swallows it*
Grace:
*watching* …Gross. *looks at Kaia* I’ll bet you couldn’t eat that much
Kaia:
*looks at Grace* … *glares* You’re on.
Guy Sam:
*walks into the living room carrying another tray of pies* Fresh from the ove-
Grace:
GIMME THAT! *snatches pies and starts eating them*
Kaia:
*also takes pies and starts eating them*
Grage
and Kaian: *having an epic glaring match as they eat their pies*
Vlaid:
You guys are going to get sick…
Vala:
And it will go straight to your thighs
Vlaid:
…
Vala:
Well it will!
Grace:
Dun care! *shoves another pie in her mouth*
Kaia:
*throws pie tin away and starts eating another one, getting the filling everywhere*
Matthew:
*walks in and sees Kaia* …Neat. *takes picture*
Guy Sam:
*video camera in hand* This is oddly kinda…well I don’t know. Interesting.
Vala:
-_- Just the usual thing…
*later*
Grage
and Kaian: *have literally eaten themselves to death*
Grace
and Kaia: *have since stopped eating pies*
Seth:
*goes up to Grage and Kaian and looks at both of them, then takes their pulses* … *puts one arm in the air* DRAW!
Sam: *looks
at the empty pie tins* They even ate the same amount…
Jared:
That’s some competition… *counting pie tins*
Vlaid:
-_- I told him not to eat so much…but does he listen? Oh, no…
Jared:
Jesus, that’s fifty pies each.
Sam: Well
now I know not to eat that much pie at once. Oh well, I hate pie
Jared:
Hey wait…who made those pies anyway?
Hailey:
I did.
Jared:
OH! No wonder they died.
Hailey:
*glares and kicks him through the window into another house across the street* It’s one of the few things I can make
without burning it to hell. *walks off*
Jared:
*comes downstairs* Ow that hurt…
Guy Sam:
*looks at Jared, then the window, then back at Jared* …Huh
Grace:
Okay, I’m bored now.
Jaeda:
*has started up a game of poker with Jake, Alucard and Alucia*
Grace:
*sits down in their circle* Let me join. *steals some cards*
Jared:
We’ll play an even better game. *pulls out table from nowhere and sets it down* And then! *pulls out a cup and puts
it on the table* And finally! *slams his fist to the table, opens it, and five dice fall out* We playin Yahtzee!
Sam: YAHTZEE!
I win
Samaya:
You didn’t even do anything
Sam: That’s
some nice detective work there, captain obvious. You get a raise!
Samaya:
>.>”
Sam: *sits
down at the table on a chair that also appeared out of nowhere* Lets-a play then
Grace:
*looks over at Kaian and Grage, who are starting to rot already for some reason* Can someone revive them? They smell.
Jared:
Don’t worry I got it covered. *puts an air freshener beside them both* There we go. *walks back to table and sits down*
Guy Sam:
The perfect solution. Who’s going first here?
Jared:
There’s only one way to find out! *pulls out a .357 Magnum and spins the barrel* Russian Roulette! Last person alive
goes first! *points and shoots Jaden right out of her chair* Jaden’s out.
Sam: …Give
me that! *snatches gun, points it at herself and shoots*
Guy Sam:
…That looked very painful. *takes gun from Sam’s cold, dead hand and shoots at Jared*
Jared:
*gets hit with bullet and flies out the broken window into the house across the street*
Guy Sam:
Am I the only left? Huh? Nobody else is playing? *looks at everyone else and waves the gun around*
Karu:
…No thanks
Samaren:
You’re first
Guy Sam:
Sweet! *drops gun, pick up dice and rolls them* Aww I got nothing. Wait, I got…well no Yahtzee for me, it’s your
turn now, Sam.
Sam: *alives*
HURRACH! *takes dice and rolls them* YAHTZEE
Guy Sam:
But you didn’t look at the dice…
Sam: I
said…YAHTZEE *evil look*
Guy Sam:
Okay, okay. Jaden’s turn…wait…no, Jared’s turn, I guess
Jared:
Alright! *takes dice and rolls them on the table* …Aww only a full house. It’s your turn Jaden.
Jaden:
*alives and rolls dice* Hurray! A… *looks at all five dice which have landed on their corners* …WHY DOES THAT
ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!!?!?!?
*later
on*
Kaian
and Grage: *skeletons*
Sam: *looks
over at them* Well I guess I should revive Grage now…
Jared:
Yeah, I should to the same to Kaian. *takes out Thingamajig remote and presses button which has “Kaian” underneath
it*
Kaian:
*innards, nerves, veins, arteries…well everything forms again and he alives* What the hell happened? Ow…I feel
sick.
Jared:
You and Grage ate yourselves to death, then you rotted, and then I brought you back.
Sam: *goes
over to Grage’s skeleton and brings the sword out* …Hey his brain rotted away. What the hell do I do now?
Jared:
I got it! *looks on his remote* Nope no Grage button…hmm…
Sam: Oh
wait, I got the power to make new bodies, I forgot! 8D I always forget, but that’s how I come back when I die too. I
don’t think Grage’s soul is gone anyway, his soul room is still there and-
Jaeda:
Well hurry up and bring him back already! God DAMN IT
Sam: OKAY!
Jeebus. *concentrates and a new body forms for Grage…after a while…yup* I won!
Grage:
…My stomach and everything feels weird…
Sam: HI
GRAGE! *looks where his skeleton used to be but it is gone and Grage is in it’s place* Eh?
Grage:
What?
Sam: Ohhhh…so
it’s not a new body after all. I can fix old bodies too? Oh fricken I forgot I have necromancy! I should have made you
guys jig
Kaian:
Huh?
Kaian
and Grage: *look at each other, then begin to glare*
Jared:
Come on, don’t start that again, I’m out of air fresheners.
Sam: Yeah.
You guys stink like Jimmy and Corpse Dan Joe on a hot day when you’re dead
Seto:
*looks up from his laptop* …Who the hell are Jimmy and Corpse Dan Joe?
Sam: My
corpse puppets! Seth, you’ve met Jimmy before.
Jimmy:
*appears and is controlled by Sam to wave*
Seth:
Of course.
Sam: And
a while back I killed another guy and he is now Corpse Dan Joe
Corpse
Dan Joe: *also appears and bows*
Guy Sam:
Neat. I have Ginny and Corpse Danni Jo!
Ginny
and Corpse Danni Jo: *appear and curtsey*
Geri:
*walks in* Oh yeah? Well…I have. *raises arms dramatically, sky darkens, earth shakes, tidal waves and apocalypse rain
from sky*
Jared:
What the hell are you doing?
Geri:
*drops arms and everything returns back to normal* I’m just kidding I have no one. *walks away*
Sam: Okay
then.
Jimmy:
*scratches head in confusion*
Corpse
Dan Joe: *glass eye falls out*
Sam: Oh
come on, I just put that in there!
Seto:
…Why do you keep corpses around?
Sam: Well,
obviously because I need SOMEONE to do the Red River Jig!
*fiddle
starts playing from nowhere*
Jimmy
and Corpse Dan Joe: *start jiggin’*
Sam: *controlling
them* HAHA! Look at them go
Guy Sam:
Mine can do the Cha-Cha! *starts controlling them to do so*
Samaren:
You guys are idiots…
Samaya:
That’s gross
Sam: You’re
gross! =P
Some Guy:
*comes in and gets all up in Samaya’s face* OH SHE BURNED YOU! *disappears*
Samaya:
o.O
Kari:
^^” Okay then.
Vlaid:
So…what now?
Sam: I
dunno
Grace:
*still playing poker with Jaeda and them* Ha! Straight flush
Icarus:
*lays down cards* ROYAL FLUSH! In your face BITCH! *rakes in the poker chips*
Icara:
Eh…I give up.
Jaeda:
*throws her cards down* I got nothin’
Jake:
I got same as her *motions to Grace*
Link:
I WON!
Everyone:
*looks at the ridiculous looking Link*
Link:
…Guess I’d better get going! *gets on a carpet with Gwonam*
Gwonam:
Squadala! We’re off! *carpet takes off out the broken window*
Sam: …That
was random
Hailey:
*lays down cards* I got the same as you Icarus.
Icarus:
What? No way.
Hailey:
Yup, so I get half of the $1,100 you got there.
Icarus:
Hmm…nah…
Hailey:
I said… *stands up* HALF!
Icarus:
*stands up* And I SAID! NO!
Hailey:
Oh that’s it, bring it!
Jared:
Uhh…I think we’d best leave the house…their arguments and fights can get EXTREMELY destructive.
Sam: Why
don’t THEY leave the house? *starts eating chips*
Jared:
Because, I don’t know ju- *gets hit with flying poker table*
Kaian:
Ha hahaha…pwn’d. *gets hit with the couch*
Sam: *points
and laughs* SUCKERS!! …AHHHHHHH *gets hit with the TV*
Grage:
Let’s go to the kitchen
Grace:
Okay. *leaves with him*
Hailey
and Icarus: *both beating the hell out of each other, throwing or breaking things over each other*
Icarus:
*takes mirror of wall and smashes it over Hailey’s head*
Hailey:
Ow… *stumbles back* Oh you’re getting’ it now! *takes printer and throws it right in his face*
Icarus:
*senses aren’t quick enough to react and he gets hit by it* Damn it. *runs up to her and kicks her into the wall*
*later
on Hailey and Icarus are standing in the ruins of the house, which has been leveled*
Icarus:
*about to go and punch her again but then stops* …What the hell were we fighting for?
Hailey:
…You know, I completely forgot.
Icarus:
Huh…whatever, let’s go. *walks off*
Hailey:
*follows*
Jared:
*emerges from the rubble* Ow…damn it.
Sam: *trapped
under some pieces of wall and junk, and voice is heard from underneath it all muffled* Help
me! I can’t breathe! AHHHHHHHHH
Jared:
*starts taking the pieces off of her*
Corpse
Dan Joe: *busts out from the rubble Jared is digging through* Uhhhh
Jared:
AHHH!! *turns pure white then falls to dust*
Jimmy:
*digs out beside him*
Sam: *shoves
past them both* Ahh! Finally. *looks at the pile of Jared dust* …What’s this? *sweeps it away and it blows out
the window into the house across the street*
Kari:
*looks at all the damage* Um…what are you going to do?
Sam: Ummm…I
dunno
Jared:
I got it! *pulls out The Thingamajig remote* …Damn , no house button.
Sam: Aw.
Oh wait! I have a better idea. *pulls out a roll of duct tape* This solves all the world’s problems! 8D *starts taping
pieces of wall together*
Samaren:
…Duct tape? That won’t help!
Grage:
I don’t know…I fixed my house with that stuff before and it hasn’t fallen back apart yet.
*in the
Vampire Realm*
Grage’s
hoose: *has two taped up walls*
*back
here*
Grace:
Yeah, me too.
Jared:
*goes up to fallen door, raises it up, and knocks on it* Hello?!
Sam: You’re
on the inside, you know
Jared:
I know, oh well, now let’s get started with fixing this house.
Sam: …Is
the neighbor’s house crashed too? Cause it’s connected to us or something *looks*
Jared:
Doesn’t look like it.
Sam: Hey,
since whatever happens here is supposed to happen at the exact same time in the mirror realm, are we messing things up?
Guy Sam:
Pshaw…NAWWW…this means our house is totally fine! =D
*in the
Mirror Realm*
Guy Sam and Jaden’s hoose: *just collapses*
*back
here*
Samaren:
Does anyone else still hear that music?
Guy Sam:
Yeah, it’s all skipping and stuff, I think it’s broken.
Jared:
That means that the house is irreparably damaged…so let’s fix it.
Sam: I’m
on it! *has already patched one wall up with duct tape*
Samaya:
Sam, there’s a coffee table on there. *points* Or at least I think it was a coffee table…
Sam: Huh?
*looks* Oh, well we’ll just buy a new one
Jared:
Alright then, let’s build! *rips clothes off and is wearing a construction worker suit, complete with hard hat*
*later*
Jared:
*cuts the duct tape and steps back* Perfect.
Kaian:
*looks* …Isn’t that part of the wall supposed to be facing OUTSIDE?
Jared:
…Yeah.
Guy Sam:
…NO MATTAH! *goes forward and plasters over it* Now we just paint and fix the outside part. *big thumbs up and a cheesy
smile*
Jared:
Just…awful.
*later*
Jared:
*finishes painting and steps back* Perfect.
Kaian:
*looks* …Why did you paint it neon green?
Jared:
*looks at him* Just shut up. *walks away*
Sam: …Are
we going to die when mom gets home?
Jared:
I hope not.
Guy Sam:
MOM? AHAHAHAHA
Jared:
*looks at him* Yeah.
Guy Sam:
*stops laughing abruptly and goes back to normal* I see.
Seth:
*sweeps the smaller debris out the door* Hey what about your cats?
Sam: *stops*
…. *doesn’t move* ………………………..uh…
Guy Sam:
Not the girl Smokey! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Smokey:
*meows from the basement*
Sam: *goes
and rips the door open* Oh! There they are. I think the basement is damage free…
Jared:
Well those two only damaged the middle floor, which made the top floor collapse...so I don’t know
Sam: Exactly
Smokey:
*meows and tries to come upstairs*
Sam: QUIET! *slams the door* Anyway, back to work now.
*hours
later*
Jared:
*sitting at a table with everyone else drinking coffee and eating donuts* Well this is great isn’t it? *looks around*
Okay, let’s get back to work fixing the house.
*more
hours later*
Jared:
*pulls screwdriver out from a screw and steps back* Perfect.
Kaian:
*looks* Your door’s upside down.
Jared:
… *turns to him slowly* …Does it matter!? Geez! Leave me alone!
Sam: Finally,
we’re finished! *walks over and looks* …The door is upside down
Jared:
*looks at her* …I KNOW THAT! AHHHHH!!!! *jumps out window into the house across the street*
Samaren:
I can fix it… *goes and starts taking the hinges off again*
Grage
and Kaian: *having another epic challenge to rebuild the furniture*
Kaian:
*sanding* Mine will look way better than yours.
Grage:
Yeah right, I’m here way more than you are, I know exactly what they looked like. *varnishing a coffee table he built*
*so far
there are two computer desks, and two couches that look exactly like the ones that were destroyed*
Sam: *watches
them for a moment* Good thing we got them to do this
Jared:
Yes…and they both seem to be experts in the field of woodworking…eh heheh…especially Grage.
Sam: *is
quiet for a moment before she gets it and busts laughing*
Seth:
*comes out of kitchen carrying the newly fixed computer that was destroyed* Here you go good as new.
Sam: Are
the files dead?
Seth:
I saved what I could.
Sam: Okay…hopefully
we don’t still die despite our best efforts…thanks a bunch! =D
Seth:
*hands it to her* …Oh right, here’s your monitor *puts it on the computer* and your keyboard *puts it on too*
and the mouse *puts it on as well* and here’s your printer *puts it on top* aaaand, here’s all the wires. *puts
them on too*
Sam: *being
incredibly weighed down* Uh…uh, could you help maybe…? *beginning to sway*
Geri:
*comes downstairs and sees the tower of stuff that Sam is holding* What’s going on?
Sam: Help
meeeeee
Geri:
Alright…but what do I get in return?
Sam: A
sparkly nickel named Bob and Joe Jack’s shining approval.
Geri:
*shrug* Okay. Just a second. *holds hand out*
Seth:
Oh right, here’s your mouse pad. *throws it on top as well*
Sam: *slow
motion* NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- *falls all slow motion as well*
Jared:
*moving all slow motion too trying to catch all the stuff* Geeeeeeerrrrrrriiiiiii! Huuuuuuurrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy uuuuuuuuuuuupppppp!!!
Geri:
*in normal motion watching everything fall* …Kay. *holds both hands out and uses her telekinesis to hold everything
in the air*
Sam: *is
the only thing that ends up falling* Ouch!
Jared:
Glad that’s over. Take those to the living room if you would.
Geri:
Yup. *does so*
Seth:
Oh yeah. Here’s your TV *gives it to Sam*
Sam: *stands
up* I can’t carry this! *puts it on one of Jared’s many sweaters lying around and drags it to the living room*
*later*
Grage
and Kaian: *knocked out due to overuse of the varnish*
Sam: *has
somehow managed to get the TV on one of the newly made coffee tables by herself* You know, you could have helped ANYTIME!!
*glares at Jaeda*
Jaeda:
Could’ve. Didn’t.
Kari:
*comes downstairs* I finished fixing your room, Sammy!
Sam: Oh
good.
Kari:
Yup! Good as new
Sam: Hurrah!
That means it’s better than it was before the hoose collapsed.
Guy Sam:
Well, the house is pretty much fixed…what now?
Jared:
Now…WE DINE IN HELL!!! …Yeah I don’t know.
Guy Sam:
*stops and listens for a moment* …Hey, the music is fixed.
Setaya:
Just great. How long until we go back now?
Grace:
*poking Grage with a stick boredly* Why don’t you go back first and we’ll tell you later.
Setaya:
That doesn’t make any sense.
Sam: Your
FACE doesn’t make any sense!
Your Mom
Spider: Your mom doesn’t make any sense!
Sam: Sure
she does
Spider:
Oh *walks away*
Sam: o.O
Jaden:
Now what?
Jared:
Now you all go home.
Guy Sam:
But I wanna staaaaaay
Jared:
I SAID! Now you all go home.
Narrator:
And so, they argued and argued, until fin-
Jared:
Hey, hey! Who the hell is this? Where’s the Announcer?
Narrator:
I don’t know
Jared:
Well shut up, we don’t need you right now.
Narrator:
Alright.
Grace:
*stands up* What if we don’t want to leave then?
Jared:
Then you don’t leave, easy as pie.
Karu:
Pie has many steps and instructions though
Jared:
It’s just a saying.
Karu:
Well it’s WRONG
Jared:
Oh who cares.
Karu:
Iunno. *shrug* I needed a line
Bob: DOOM…?
*raises machete menacingly*
Karu:
Ah…I needed something to say…I was bored.
Bob: …DOOM
*disappears*
Kaian:
*wakes up* What happened?
Sam: You
got high off of varnish, made out with Grage and passed out
Kaian:
*looks at Grage* … *looks at Sam* … *gets up and runs off*
Jared:
That never happened.
Sam: *snicker*
I know.
Guy Sam:
How evil of ye. *eats a cookie*
Sam: Where’d
you get that?
Guy Sam: *shifty eyes* Nowhere…
Grage:
*wakes up* …What the hell? *sits up* Why am I on the floor?
Sam: You got high off of varnish, made out with Kaian
and passed out
Grage:
…Are you lying?
Sam: *straight
face* Nope. *holds up camera* I got the pictures and everything. Vlaid saw too, he’s pissed off now.
Grage:
… *gets up and walks away*
Sam: Hoohoohoo
Johnson:
HooHWAAAHAHAHA *smokes a pipe*
Jared:
That was funny, now what?
Sam: Hmmm…I
don’t know. *looks around* The house is good as new…uhh…
Johnson:
Hoohwah?
Sam: No.
Kari:
We could always go out somewhere else before they go home
Jared:
But where?
Bill:
STARS!
Jared:
Great idea Bill
Sam: Hurray!
We’re going to-
*at wherever*
Jared:
Very nice Bill, this’ll pass the time quickly!
*all at
a skating rink*
Jared:
The only problem is I don’t have skates.
Sam: Me
neither. Seto, you got money for skates right?
Seto:
*puts away cell phone* Roland’s gonna drop them off
Sam: You
KNOW all our shoe sizes? How?
Seto:
I don’t. He does.
Sam: Oh…uh,
h-
Seto:
*points at Seth*
Sam: Eh?
Seth:
He got the shoe sizes from me after I recorded all your shoe sizes that day…remember?
Sam: Oh
yeaaaah…huh?
Seth:
It was about two months ago, let’s hope your feet didn’t grow too much.
Sam: I
don’t think they did
Grage:
*looks out at ice boredly* Hn…well it should be amusing to see Kaiba fall on his ass
Grace:
No kidding. I don’t think they do much besides rot in their offices all day
Guy Sam:
They do so!
Grace:
Oh, yeah I forgot. They also rot in their limousines.
Sam: They
don’t rot… ;-;
*limo
pulls up*
Sam: =o
Roland is here!
Jared:
It just went from poseur to awesome in here.
Sam: Why
was it poseur?
Jared:
I don’t know, don’t question me on these things.
Sam: Kay
fine.
Roland:
*comes out of the limo all dramatic and slow motion like Light in episode 36, and then returns to normal time* Mr. Kaiba,
I’ve brought what you asked for.
Seto:
*about to say something, but gets cut off by Guy Sam*
Guy Sam:
*puts fingers together seriously* …Splendid.
Seto:
…Right, let’s see them then. *sigh*
Mokuba:
*busts out of the limo* Hey Seto!
Sam: OH
MUH GUH
Geri:
*points* IT’S THE MOP!
Jaeda:
My God, it’s worse than MY brothers
Grage:
Would you shut up?
Sam: Yeah
I thought you didn’t even come with us?
Alucard:
Why deny the opportunity to skate with you? …I’ve never done it before anyway
Jaeda:
>.>” We were BORED
Seto:
*gets the box with his skates inside* Everyone else has theirs here too…get them yourselves. *gets another box and gives
it to Sam* Yours
Sam: Thank
ya! *opens* White? WHITE?! WWHIIIIITE?!?!? Okay then. *skips away*
*later*
Everyone:
*has their skates on*
Jared:
*about to go on the ice* Hey wait! I got it! How bout we have a skating competition? It’ll be grand.
Sam: Competition
you say?!?!??
Grage:
*has already sped off in fierce competition with Kaian*
Jared:
…Do they even know how to skate?
Kaian
and Grage: *smash into a snow bank at the end of the rink and get buried*
Sam: …Nope
Jared:
So I guess they’re out., let’s see…who’s left? *turns around* Man there is a lot of people here, Bill!
Bill:
STARS!
Jared:
*goes up to him and gives him a note*
Bill:
*reads it* STARS! *crumples it up and walks away*
Sam: What
was that all aboot?
Jared:
You’ll see.
*few moments
later*
Bill:
*carts in a machine* STARS! *sets it down*
Jared:
Behold! Making it’s… *thinks* …*thinks again* second debut! The Randomizer!
Sam: *looks
all around it* …Where’s the plug?
Jared:
Right here! *brings out a Eliminator Battery thing* You can get this at your local Canadian Tire. *plugs Randomizer into it*
There we go.
Sam: Neat.
Samaya:
But why are we doing this anyway? *goes to step on the ice*
Sam: Because
it’s fun or something, I don’t know, shut up
Jared:
And now! *turns it on* The first two couples to go up are… *takes four capsules and opens them* These aren’t hard
to open I don’t know what he’s complaining about.
Sam: Wait,
I’m confused, what kind of competition is this and what the hell are we doing for it?
Jared:
Who knows…never mind, Bill take it back.
Bill:
STARS! *takes it and bashes it over Jared’s head killing him instantly* STARS! *walks away*
Sam: …
*looks at the bloody mess* …Well, let’s just skate then. *looks at the rink where everyone has already ditched
her to skate* Hey! *goes on the ice and slips* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Johnson:
Hoohwahahaa! *points and laughs and smashes into a tree in the middle of the rink*
Seto:
*weird look, then goes to Sam and helps her up* Watch what you’re doing, jeez.
Sam: ;-;
That ouched. But hey, you’re actually skating too, I thought you would just rot in your limo with that laptop of yours.
Kari:
*skates by and stops* Well Mokuba convinced him before leaving…hey, let’s start a chain!
Sam: Huzzah!
*grabs Kari and Seto’s hands and skates off* We can overthrow the opposition! Muwahahaha!
Kari:
What opposition?
Johnson:
*skates up to them and joins the chain between Sam and Kari, but he’s short so he’s practically being carried*
Sam: *dark
look across the rink* That opposition
The Big
Five: *look over*
Jaeda:
*also with them with Alucard…and all of their counterparts*
Sam: But,
we need more force to take them on!
Guy Sam:
*skates up with Karu and Setaya* We’ll help ye! What are we doing?
Sam: I’m
not sure. But let’s kill them all!
Guy Sam:
Sure thing. JASMINE!!
Jasmine
the Blue Monkey: *appears out of nowhere* HooHWAAAAH!! *joins the chain between Guy Sam and Karu…but is even shorter
than Johnson so she’s being carried too*
Grage:
*standing around with the others at the opposite side of the rink and looks at the chain Sam is building* …What the
hell is she planning now?
Jaeda:
Something retarded…again. What else?
Sam: *across
the rink, has gotten more people in her chain including Samaya, Seth, Jared (who is no longer dead), Geri, Vlaid, and their
counterparts* Sweet! We have lots of people now…let us make the journey to take down our enemy! MWAHAHAA!!
Vlaid:
I thought Grage is your friend?
Sam: …Not
right now. He’s with them right now.
Vlaid:
Oh…okay then
Vala:
Let’s do this!
Sam: YEAAAHHH!!
Everyone, skate forward!
*everyone
starts going forward slowly at first*
Samaya:
*at one end*
Samaren:
*on the other end of the chain*
*both
slip*
Samaya:
AH!! *brings Seth down with her, and Samaren brings down Serena, which ultimately destroys the whole chain and everyone falls*
Sam: *down
on the ice with everyone else* …They are…a formidable force.
Seto:
…We barely went anywhere.
Grage:
*looks back over from the other side of the rink* Oh, they fell.
Grace:
*points and laughs at Setaya*
Kaian:
*pointing and laughing at their misfortune* AHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AHAHAHAH! That was hilarious! AHHHHAHAHAHAHA! *looks
at Grage still laughing* AHHH- *stops laughing immediately and glares at him*
Grage:
…What?
Kaian:
…Nothing. *looks away*
Grage:
*raises eyebrow, but looks away too* Oh yeah…I got to talk to Vlaid… *looks over at the others who are getting
up from their incredible failure*
*across
the rink*
Sam: Well, that was a total failure…we’ve lost many of our greatest soldiers, but no matter! We can
still out up a good fight, isn’t that right people? …People?
Johnson:
Hoohwahoohwah. *points to everyone who have already left to skate again*
Sam: AwwWWW!
Well, we can still kamikaze! Are you in Johnson?!? …Johnson?
Johnson:
*has gone off to skate as well*
Sam: Aww…you
guys suck! HARRUMPH!! *crosses arms and pouts* …Oh well *gets up and goes off to skate too, then crashes into that tree
in the middle of the rink and explodes*
Kaian:
Why does that tree keep appearing out of nowhere?
Jaeda:
…Who cares.
Alucard:
*tugs Jaeda’s arm* Let’s skate too
Jaeda:
>.>” You don’t even know how, I don’t want to fall over because you SUCK
Alucard:
Aww…fine, I’ll see if Sam wants to! *skates off, falls, gets up and continues skating like it didn’t happen*
Jaeda:
…Psh.
Alucia:
SAAAAAAAMMMM!!!!! *also speeding towards Guy Sam*
Guy Sam:
Aw man, but I just got back from exploding! *gets crashed into and flies into a garbage can with Alucia*
Grage:
Idiots… *starts skating off towards Vlaid, but slower so he doesn’t fall and die like last time*
Geri and
Gary: *skating around looking bored*
Geri:
I’m bored.
Gary: Me too.
Geri:
Let’s race.
Gary: Alright…GO! *speeds off*
Geri:
Hey damn it! *speeds off after him*
Jared:
*skating very slowly so he won’t fall down* Okay…I can do this! I can do this!! I HAVE THE POWER! I WILL- *gets
thrown to the side by Gary then tripped by Geri, then falls
on the ice* …fail.
Guy Sam:
*has climbed out of the garbage can with Alucia and is now trailing Samaya with a video camera* If only it weren’t so
cold here…
Samaya:
*stops skating and gives him an evil look over her shoulder*
Guy Sam: *skating innocently in circles* What? You look so
mean
Samaya:
*narrows eyes* I’m watching you… *skates off again*
Seto:
*has stopped skating now and is sitting on a bench with his laptop*
Sam: *starts
trying to skate in circles too* Look Seto! I’m not falling anymo- AHHHH!! *hits that tree again and explodes*
Seto:
That’s…nice. *shakes head and keeps typing*
Matthew:
*still standing at the edge of the rink where The Big Five is* I should really do something… *skates over to Hailey
and stops in front of her* Hey, you wanna skate?
Hailey:
Sure.
Matthew:
…W-what?
Hailey:
I said…sure.
Matthew:
*clasps hands and gives an overjoyed look with a sparkly background behind him*
Hailey:
IF you can catch me.
Matthew:
*background disappears and he returns to himself* Huh?
Hailey:
Catch me first. *skates off*
Matthew:
*looks at Icarus*
Icarus:
…What?
Matthew:
Nothing. *goes to try and catch her*
Sam: *skates
over to Kaian* HEY KAIAN!
Kaian:
What?
Sam: *comes
to a halt* Where’s Kaolla at? I haven’t seen her in years
Kaian:
Most likely somewhere.
Sam: That
doesn’t tell me anything! You should bring her here or something
Kaian:
Oh fine. *takes out phone and dials* …Hell- *pulls phone away from ear quickly then slowly puts it back* Do you always
have to yell when I phone you? Whatever…at the rink…come on over…yup…alright…see you later…bye.
*hangs up*
Sam: Is
she coming?
Kaian:
Yeah.
Sam: Huzzah!
*suddenly looks around* Hey, why is our group the only people here?
Kaian:
I don’t know…but I suspect Bill had something to do with it.
Sam: Huh…well
whatever! More rink for us…Hoohoohoo! *hand is grabbed and she’s dragged off* HEY!
Alucard: You still have
to skate with me!
Sam: I
never said I would!! *skates are making drag marks in the ice* Let me up!
Alucard: *stops until she balances herself* Okay!
Let’s go…I’ll make sure you don’t fall
Sam: *sigh*
Fine, fine! Let’s go! *starts skating*
Alucard:
Let’s go faster! *grabs her hand again and they start speeding across the rink* See it’s fun! *suddenly Sam lets
go of his hand but he keeps skating* Isn’t it? …Sam? *slows down and looks back to see Sam lying dead on the ground
behind that tree* …Oops.
Hailey:
*skates backwards past Alucard looking at Matthew* Come on you’re slow.
Matthew:
I’m-a coming! *skates faster towards her and starts swiping his hands at her*
Hailey:
*dodging every swing* Just barely, come on, do it like you mean it. *turns around and skates away*
Grage:
*skating after Vlaid* Hey come on, Sam said you saw! I didn’t mean to, I don’t even remember it!!
Vlaid:
*glares at him* Yeah right, you can never keep it in your pants, you lying asshole!
Grage: Jeez, would you just listen
to me!? *dodges a tree which appears out of nowhere in front of him* What the hell?
Sam: *has
revived and glares at the tree* You sick, twisted fiend! Your treachery ends here! BOB!!
Bob: *brings out giant machete*
DOOM. *swings it*
Jared:
*skates in front of the tree* Look what I lear- *gets chopped in half with the tree* …A-a-a-hhh…damn it! Now I
can’t show you what I learned!
Sam: …
*puts her hands on her hips and looks mock disapprovingly at Bob* Bob!
Bob: DOOM!
*disappears*
Jared:
If you could just grab the bottom half of me then I’ll figure something out from there.
Samaren:
*skates over* I’ll help… *brings out the Mirror Realm version of the Sennen Sword…which looks exactly the
same, and stabs Jared in the head*
Sam: *re-aligns
the two halves of Jared and he is healed*
Jared:
Sweet! *gets up* Watch! *skates off and smashes into that same tree*
Sam: …FUNGAH!
Foiled again
Alucard:
*skates over* What’s fungah?
Sam: It’s
a Mushroomian curse word, I assume…
Alucard:
Uh…okay then
Jaeda:
*skates over and grabs Alucard’s arm* Enough. Let’s go
Alucard:
Already? Aww *skates off with her*
Sam: I’m
going to skate in circles for real now! *points and glares at that tree* I’m watching you… *skates backwards slowly,
still pointing at it and is tripped by the roots of another tree*
Kaian:
…*looks at his watch* …Where the hell are you? I specifically ordered him to bring her over here DAMN IT! And
he’s still not here.
*black
car speeds in, stops and someone gets out of the driver’s seat*
Reggie:
*gets out and shuts door then opens the back door*
Kaian:
*gets off ice and goes up to him* When I said FIVE MINUTES, I MEANT, FIVE MINUTES!! You are thirty seconds late!
Reggie:
*looks at him* We got caught in a red light.
Kaian:
Very well…I’ll let it slide this time. *goes to back door* Come on.
Kaolla:
*bursts out of the sunroof*
Kaian:
… *rolls eyes, holds arms out and catches her* Let’s go.
Hailey:
*still being chased by Matthew* Come on, you don’t mean this.
Matthew: I do so! *lunges at her and almost catches her*
Kaolla:
*steps on ice with skates* I’ll race you! *points at Kaian*
Matthew:
*trips and falls on his face* Ow… *gets up immediately and looks slowly over at Kaolla* …Kaolla…YES! *speeds
over to her*
Hailey:
*watches him go* …Whatever. *skates at a steady pace now*
Jared:
*gets up from falling again* Uh, this time I will- *gets thrown to the side by Matthew, then tripped by Gary and ran over by Geri* …Ow.
Sam: *skates
over to Seto* Hey Seto! Why aren’t you doing anything anymore?
Guy Sam:
*also comes up beside Sam* You too, Setaya! Come on, don’t be boring like everyone says! *starts trying to pull her
up*
Setaya:
>.>” No, let go.
Sam: Pleeeeaase?
*starts poking Seto with a stick*
Seto:
No, I’m busy, and… *looks behind her* …There’s a…
Setaya:
Tree…
Sam: Huh?
*gets tripped by roots along with Guy Sam* AAAHHHHH!!!!
Guy Sam:
*falls with her and they both explode*
Seto:
…
Setaya:
…
*both
start typing again*
Matthew:
But WHY?!?!
Kaian:
Because.
Matthew:
Please?
Kaian:
Hmm…well go on, just try to catch up with her. *points behind him*
Matthew:
*turns around*
Kaolla:
*skating as fast as Geri and Gary* Come on Kaian! *waves*
Matthew:
But I’ll never catch up to her.
Kaian:
*goes on ice* Well that *takes off* is your fault.
Matthew:
*thinks of a highly complicated plan to try and catch Kaolla*
Grage:
*has been shoved into a snow bank by Vlaid and is just sitting there glaring with his arms crossed now* Stupid varnish…
Seth:
*skates up to him and skids to a stop sending ice flakes all over Grage*
Grage:
*doesn’t even blink and turns his glare to Seth* What?
Seth:
Sorry about that, what’s up?
Grage:
Nothing. *continues glaring at nothing*
Seth:
*looks around* Hmm… *spots Vlaid just skating around the rink then looks back at Grage* is he mad at you?
Grage:
*glares even more* None of your business
Seth:
Well, do not worry, I shall make it all better! Come on! *grabs his arm and pulls him to his feet*
Grage:
What the hell? Let go. *evil look*
Seth: Just cooperate for once, if I can make Kaian and Kaolla’s relationship work
again I sure as hell can do it for you. *skates him over to Vlaid* Hello.
Vlaid:
*slows down in his skating* Hello… *sees Grage and skates in the opposite direction*
Seth:
*goes after him* Hang on, just stop for a minute and let me talk to you.
Vlaid:
What is it?
Seth:
*pushes Grage to him* I shall make this all better!
*few minutes
later*
Grage
and Vlaid: *making out*
Seth:
*claps imaginary dust off his hands* My work here is done. *skates off*
Kari:
*being pulled along by Geri* AhhHHHHH!! Slow down!
Geri:
No way, I got good lead time over that other person, I can’t slow down.
Karu:
*being pulled along by Gary close behind them* Why are we
part of this raaaace?
Gary: Because, no one else wanted to.
Kari:
When are we gonna stop? AHH! A TREE!!
Geri:
*dodges it* When the stor-
Bill:
*starts chasing after her on skates* STARS! *raises rocket launcher*
Geri:
I mean! Later!
Bill:
*stops on a dime* Stars. *disappears*
Kari:
Phew…okay, okay, I don’t want to race anymore though!
Geri:
Whatever, your call. *lets go of her hand and continues speeding around the rink*
Kari:
*screams and goes crashing into Icarus and they go flying into a snow bank*
Icarus:
*in the snow bank face first* … *raises his head* Who the FUCK was that!?
Kari:
*sits up wearily* Ah…ow… *sees him* Oh, I’m sorry…Geri let go…didn’t mean to… *starts
brushing snow off herself*
Icarus:
Hmm… *looks at her and stands up* whatever. *goes and stands around somewhere else*
Kari:
*gets back up and starts skating again* Now where’d Samaya go..? *goes to look*
Matthew:
*puts a piece of chalk down after writing stuff* So, if I just take ten steps this way then. *walks out onto the ice and turns
around and Kaolla flies right into him* Ahhh!! *loses balance, falls and slides a considerable distance away*
Kaian:
*crashes into Kaolla and makes her go flying too* Ow.
Jared:
*crashes into Kaian and makes him go flying too* Watch where yer skatin’ ye damn punks! *shakes fist and gets tripped
by Geri and run over by Gary…again*
Karu:
*has just been let go of by Gary and trips over Jared and
goes flying too*
Jared:
Damn it, what next? *tree grows underneath him and he is impaled on the top* Ow damn…I just had to ask… *dies*
Sam: *makes
her grand re-entrance to the rink wearing a Spartan helmet* THIS IS THE END, TREE! You will not defeat me again! JOHNSON!
Let us attack!! *brandishes a chainsaw and starts skating towards the tree*
Johnson: *skating just behind her also wearing
a helmet and holding a running chainsaw*
Sam: AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHH!
*goes to cut the tree with Johnson, but it disappears suddenly* Eh?!
Johnson:
HOOHWAAAAHH!!!
Jared: *body falls and gets cut in half by Sam’s chainsaw*
Sam: Oh
shit!
Johnson: *still speeding behind her* HWAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *runs right into her and his chainsaw rips her up*
Sam: FAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
*dies*
Kaian:
*standing beside Icarus watching Matthew skate with both Kaolla and Hailey* …
Icarus:
…Well…he caught them both.
Jake:
*watches boredly* So…what the hell do we do now? I’m bored.
Alucia:
*still gone after Guy Sam and has gotten him to skate with her*
Kaian:
I have no idea. *sees Jared dead and Sam all shredded up on the ice* …What the hell happened to them?
Jaeda:
*has just skated back to them and looks over at the mess too* …She’s still trying to cut down that tree, and failing
like a moron.
Kaian:
That works.
Jaeda:
Anyway, why have you guys just been standing around doing nothing? Let’s get something to drink…or whatever. Anything
is more interesting than this.
Kaian:
Sounds good. *goes off the ice followed by Icarus and Jaeda*
Grace:
*skates after them holding Vala’s arm* Wait up. *goes off the ice and follows*
Matthew:
*skating around with Hailey and Kaolla under each arm* Am I dead? Because I am surrounded by angels.
Hailey
and Kaolla: *roll eyes*
Hailey:
No but you will be if you try anything funny.
Kaolla:
Yeah, come on hurry up, I’m BORED!
Matthew:
Oh fine, let’s go faster then. *does so*
Guy Sam:
*has finally been ditched by Alucia who went off after Jake* Yes, finally I can go back to what I was doing…now where
did she go…? *spots Samaya talking with Kari near the edge of the rink* Ooh, and she’s with Kari! Sweeet. *skates
over casually and leans against the side* Helllooooo ladies!
Samaya:
... *looks at him for a minute and stares, then turns back and continues talking to Kari like he never showed up*
Guy Sam:
…….. *clears throat dramatically* Kari! You’re looking awfully cute as always. *big grin*
Kari:
Eh? ^^” Oh…tha- *mouth covered by Samaya*
Samaya: *whispers* Don’t talk to it. *normal voice* Let’s
get something to drink, hm? I’m parched. *pulls her away and they go off the ice*
Guy Sam:
…Hey, hey! *goes after them* Wait, I’ll buy you something! Just let me- *snow ball’d and falls on his face*
Ow…
Matthew:
*goes up to the edge of the ice* Hey, why are you in the snow?
Guy Sam:
*sits up and brushes it off* No reason. Slipped. *takes skates off and goes inside* Hey wait for me!!
Matthew:
*looks at both Hailey and Kaolla* What do you say? Want something? I’ll buy.
Kaolla:
ALRIGHT! Let’s go! *takes off her skates and drags the others with her*
*inside
the building a few moments later*
Cashier:
Sir? Hello?
Matthew:
*standing there gaping at what it came up to*
Cashier:
…Sir? That’ll be two hundred thirty-five dollars and sixty three cents.
Matthew:
…*sigh* Right. *digs in wallet* Do you take debit?
Cashier:
*points to sign that says “No”*
Matthew:
Damn, where’s your bank machine?
Cashier:
Right over there. *points to the entrance*
Matthew:
I’ll be right back. *runs over*
Guy Sam:
*sitting across from Samaya and Kari at one of the window seats* So, you girls having fun?
Kari:
*sips her drink through a straw* Um…
Samaya:
*flat look as she stirs her coffee* …
Matthew:
*gets his money but the machine isn’t giving back his card* …What the hell? Give it here you metal idiot! *starts
shaking it* Cough it up! *punches the screen* Give it back! I demand that you do! *starts kicking it*
Cashier:
*looking at Matthew kicking and punching the ATM* …Are you two his girlfriends?
Hailey
and Kaolla: *look at each other and start laughing hysterically for a while*
Hailey:
*stops laughing and wipes tears from her eyes* Oh man, that was the best joke I heard all day.
Matthew:
*comes back* Here! *puts the money on the counter* Let’s go now.
Guy Sam:
*still sitting with Samaya and Kari in an uncomfortable silence, then spots Matthew* Hey, hey! Come sit over here!
Matthew:
Alrig-
Kaolla:
*still laughing*
Matthew:
… *goes and sits beside him and Hailey and Kaolla sit across from him* So what’s up?
Guy Sam:
Well, me and these two are waiting for our food to get here…yup
Matthew:
Is that so…well we just got ours.
Samaya:
*has been stirring her coffee for more than five minutes straight already while glaring suspiciously at Guy Sam*
Kari:
Um…Samaya, your drink will get cold…
Samaya:
…Right… *puts stirry stick on a napkin and takes a drink, still glaring at Guy Sam*
Guy Sam:
Soooooo…
Matthew:
Yeeeeeeaaah…
Sam: *finally
busts inside holding her skates, followed by Seto* MAN! That tree just will not give up. *sighs* Let’s get hot chocolate.
HI KARI!! *goes and sits down between her and Samaya, and Seto sits at their table too* Whatcha guys up to?
Guy Sam:
Oh, THANK GAWD. Conversation material. Why are you trying to kill that tree anyway? I thought you were supposed to save them…
Sam: That
one is evil. Trust me, I can sense these things. *nod*
Seto:
It’s a tree…
Sam: So?!
You saw it, killed us all it did.
Samaya:
If you watched where you were going, you probably wouldn’t have hit it in the first place…
Sam: You
shut up! It’s evil, it could strike at any moment… *looks around suspiciously*
Kari:
I don’t think trees can be inside, Sammy, just never mind.
Sam: NEVAH!
*points menacingly at a plastic tabletop tree decoration* I’m watching you…
Seto:
*rolls eyes* Let’s just order…
Waiter
guy: *comes over to their table* What can I get you?
Sam: *deep voice* I’ll have two numbah nines, numbah nine large,
numbah six with extra dip, a numbah seven, two numbah forty fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Everyone:
*stares*
Waiter
guy: I’m…sorry, but…uhh
Sam: I’m
just kidding, I’ll have some fries and chicken and a coke.
Waiter:
…Alright then. *writes down* And everyone else?
Everyone else: *gives their order and the waiter guy leaves*
Matthew:
*looks at Kaolla* But you just had EVERYTHING.
Kaolla:
…So?
Matthew:
Ah who cares, you’re too cute to get mad at.
Kaolla:
Oookay, thanks?
Hailey:
Matthew you’re so lame.
Guy Sam:
*talking to Kari* You’re way cute you know…I mean, I think Karu is waaay too nice for a guy, but as a girl, you’re
awesome
Kari:
Um…thank you ^^” That’s something I kind of expected to hear from Sammy’s counterpart…
Sam: Cause
you are cuter than everyone.
Seto:
*type…type type type*
Sam: Would
you put that thing AWAY?!?! *reaches over and slams it shut* Damn it
Seto:
Hey! *opens it and starts working again*
Sam: >.>”
Jerk
Kaian:
Well what can you expect? He’s KAIBA
Grage:
*finally shows his face again with Vlaid after they…mysteriously disappeared* Yeah, he’s an asshole
Kaian:
*looks at Matthew*
Matthew:
What?
Kaian:
I said just for skating, I never said anything about this place.
Matthew:
Which is why I brought her here.
Icarus:
*shows up too*
Matthew:
Uhh…they wanted to come here isn’t that right?
Hailey:
Not really.
Icarus:
Well Matthew, you got your ten to fifteen minutes, come on Hailey let’s go.
Hailey:
*gets up and follows him out the door*
Grage:
I’m bored, let’s go to the bar. *walks off to the bar area with Vlaid*
Sam: HMMMMM…
*waiter
comes by with their food*
Sam: CHICKEN!!
*starts poking it with a fork*
Guy Sam:
Haha, at least you got to sit with her for a while huh Matthew?
Matthew:
Yeah…the best ten to fifteen minutes ever.
Samaya:
*looks around* Where did you ditch Setaya anyway?
Guy Sam:
…Ditch…Setaya? I did no such thing!
Sam: Yeah you did, everyone saw.
Guy Sam:
…Uh…I gotta…go *gets up and goes to look for her*
Sam: *continues
stuffing her face with fries*
Alucard:
*comes over to their table* Sam! Come to the bar, I’ll buy you a drink! *smiiile*
Sam: *looks
at him* Eating. *keep eating*
Alucard:
Aw, okay. *pulls up a chair between her and Seto* I’ll wait
Seto:
*too busy working to notice*
Samaya:
*puts down her empty cup* I could use something… *gets up and heads for the bar area too*
Jared:
*barges in with no arm* That tree is trying to KILL ME!!!
Sam: STAY
INSIDE! LOCK THE DOORS! MAN THE HARPOONS!!
Seto: *looks up for a second* Sit down, Sam.
Sam: Kay.
*sits down and continues eating quietly* Hey Jared, where the hell is Jaden?
Jared:
Right there. *points to another table where she and some of the other counterparts are sitting*
Sam: Oh.
And Seth is… *looks* With them too. Okay.
Jared:
*goes to their table* Hey this looks good. *takes a chicken strip off of Kaolla’s plate*
Kaolla:
Hey! *looks at him*
Jared:
*about to take a bite when he is kicked across the room and into the bar*
Voices
from the bar: Hey! Watch where you’re goin’ punk! Sorry I didn’t- Shaddap! Hey let’s teach this kid
how we deal with stuff like this.
*beating
sounds are heard*
Kari:
Sammy, I think your brother is-
Sam: I
know. *keeps eating* I’m almost done. *finishes her fries and stands up* I’ll be right back. *goes into the bar
and suddenly the beating sounds stop and everyone hears some horrible screams*
Alucard:
*blinks* Wow, what’s she doing?
Huge tough
looking guy: *comes out of the bar dragging an unconscious Sam and Jared and tosses them on the ground* AND STAY OUT! *goes
back in*
Alucard:
Beating up a woman, terrible. Hey Sam, you alive?
Sam: *not
moving*
Seto:
*still too busy working to notice*
Kaian:
Hey moron! *smacks Seto upside the head with a menu* Look!
Seto:
WHAT?!? *looks and sees Sam and Jared all beat up* What the hell? *goes over*
*suddenly
even more beating sounds are heard from in the bar, and then even more horrible screams*
Huge but
not so tough looking anymore guy: *comes flying out from the bar all beaten up*
Grage:
*comes out and starts stomping him Nightmare style* THIS! IS WHAT! YOU GET! FOR BEATING SAM, YOU STUPID FUCK! *gives him one
last kick to the head and goes back into the bar, grumbling*
Icarus:
*comes back in with Hailey* There’s nothing else to do outside, so we came back in here and- *sees Sam, Jared and that
guy all beaten up on the floor* …what the FUCK did I miss?
Seto:
*picks Sam up and takes her back to the table* Nothing much.
Sam: Uhhhhh….
*wakes up* I ouch!
Jared:
*raises head* Oh yeah! Leave me to die over here! You prick! *gets up and walks over*
Seto:
I checked you, you’re not dead.
Jared:
You never know.
Sam: I
feel better now though. =D *looks at her empty plate* Where’s mah CHIKAN?!?!?
Jared:
You eated everything.
Sam: *sneef,
then takes something off Seto’s plate* I has a corm. *eats it*
Seto:
Good for you. *picks up his laptop again*
Jared:
I think it’s time we all leaved.
Kari:
Yeah…I told Ryou I wouldn’t be too long.
Sam: Alright!
Let us go home then
*later*
Everyone:
*in Seto’s limo going home*
Jared:
*watching out the back window…for the tree* It’s following us, I can feel it in my boots.
Sam: ;-;
I…I don’t want it to know where we live. How will we venture out for slurpees?!
Jared:
I do not know. *sits back down normally* Well this was an interesting day.
Matthew:
It sure was. *looks at his camera*
Guy Sam:
Heheheh… *pats his video camera*
Setaya:
*gives him an evil look*
Guy Sam: … *innocent look, video camera disappears and he gives her a thumbs up and a big
cheesy smile right up in her face*
Setaya:
>.>” *pushes him away and looks out the window*
Sam: We
should do something like this again sometime!
Jared:
Yes…we should, it was so great an- *branch stabs him through the head from the back window*
Sam: THE
TREE!!! IT STRIKES AGAIN! *starts hacking at the branch with an axe* BACK YE FIEND! BACK I SAY!!
Tree: *roars like Godzilla*
Everyone
else: o.O
Sam: *goes
to hack at it again when they drive over a pothole and she accidentally hacks right into Icara’s shoulder*
Icara:
Agh! What was that for!? *eyes turn red*
Sam: Uh…it
was the pothole… *pulls the axe away, and finally chops a branch off that tree*
Tree:
*lets out a horrible Godzilla screech and falls away from the back of the limo, disappearing into the mist*
Icara:
*jumps at Sam but they hit another pothole and Sam falls off the seat*
Matthew:
*turns* AH- *ripped apart*
Samaren:
God DAMN IT! Leave the violence for home, I’m all covered in blood again.
Sam: Uh…maybe
everyone in this one limo was not a good idea…
*later
the limo stops in front of Sam’s and Jared’s hoose*
Kaian:
*spills out of the limo covered in blood* My GOD! So many potholes.
Icara:
*comes out of limo and goes inside*
Sam: *rolls
out of the limo* Tell me about it…
Kaian:
All your dodging killed everyone.
Sam: ;-;
I didn’t…mean to…and it wasn’t everyone!
Kaian:
No, but a great majority of everyone.
Sam: Hn…she
even hit Icarus. I wonder if he’s mad
Icarus:
*still sitting in the limo covered in blood* Man…is that what I do?
Hailey:
*beside him* Yeah…it is.
Grage:
*trying to remove blood from his hair* Crazy huh
Icarus:
It is…I don’t remember anything after I kill like this.
Grage:
I do…it’s hilarious
Vlaid:
You’re terrible. Come one, let’s go already *pulls him out of the limo*
Grace:
Ha! Well Kaiba’s limo’s been messed up…
Vala:
He probably has thirty more.
Grace:
Oh well. *leaves with her*
Seto:
*covered in other people’s blood and STILL working on his laptop, then glances up* OH MY GOD! When did this happen?!
Icarus:
On the way here. *leaves with Hailey*
Sam: *pokes
her head back in* You got some cleanin’ to do now, ne? Let’s go
Seto:
*looks at her* …Fine. *cringes at the mess and leaves too* Roland, take this limo to the dump
Roland:
Yes, Mr. Kaiba. *drives away*
Kaian:
Well, let’s go inside then and see who all died.
Sam: We
didn’t leave their corpses in there did we?
Kaian:
…Yeah, their bodies were ripped to shreds so I’m guessing they’re still in there.
Sam: Hmmm…they’ll
come back…eventually *goes inside with Seto and everyone else*
Kaian:
Alright so who’s all here?
Sam: Let’s
see…me, Seto, Icarus, Hailey, you, Grage, Vlaid, Grace, Vala, and Icara. *looks around* OH GAWD, KARI!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
*explodes*
Kaian:
So that means… Jared, Jaden, Kaia, Matthew, Marilyn, Seth, Serena, Kari, Karu, Samaya, Samaren, Hale, Setaya, Guy Sam,
Alucard, Alucia, Jaeda, Jake, Geri, Gary, and Kaolla were all killed in- OH MY GOD!! KAOLLA!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *mourns in
the corner*
Grage:
*closes eyes* …Well, their soul rooms are still there
Sam: *reappears*
REVIVAL ATTEMPTATION!!! *concentrates to try and reconstruct everyone*
Vlaid:
Will that really work?
Grage:
Who knows
Kaian:
*stops mourning* Geez, well those are Winnipeg roads for you.
Sam: *stops
concentrating for a second* No kidding, God DAMN *continues concentrating*
*doorbell
rings*
Kaian:
*answers it* Oh, I should’ve known.
Jared:
*walks in* It’s good to be home…no it isn’t, anyway, what’s up?
Sam: *looks
over* Is Kari here?
Jared:
No.
Sam: DAMN
IT! *closes eyes again*
Jared:
Oh that’s right. *takes out remote* I shall make it better for my people anyway. *presses different buttons and everyone
from his mind link appear*
Sam: …I
guess I should revive everyone else along with Kari too…yeah… *finally concentrates enough so that everyone in
Seto’s limo that is heading to the dump revive* I WON!
Link:
*goes up to her and punches her across the face* That’s MY line! *disappears*
Sam: *holds
cheek* ;-; Ow
*portal
opens and everyone else who was killed come through*
Sam: =’D KARI!
Jared:
*presses a different combination of buttons and the missing counterparts appear* There we go, all good and happy.
Sam: Just
fine and dandy
Jared:
Just pine and candy
Sam: …Don’t
ever mention pine again…there are too many horrid memories now
Jared:
Sorry.
Sam: Hm.
So, what should we do now before they go?
Jared:
Hmmm…
*later*
Grage
and Kaian: *having an epic mechanical bull riding challenge and waving cowboy hats around*
Sam: YEEEEHAWWWW
Everyone
else: *standing around the mechanical bull cheering all loudly*
Guy Sam:
WHO WANTS TO BET?!
Sam: But
they always tie…
Guy Sam:
Shut up! This could be the ultimate tie breaker challenge, you never know
Seto:
I’ll bet two grand they both fall off and die
Samaya:
…Three grand
Jared:
One million!
Sam: I’ll
bet a corm
Guy Sam:
*sitting behind a desk and looks at a clipboard* Hmm…no, I can’t accept any corm, sorry
Sam: Dang
nab it! *throws her hat to the ground and stomps on it*
Grage:
You have the stupidest ideas…this is too easy! *holding on*
Kaian:
It is too easy, up the difficulty!
Seth:
*give a thumbs up and puts the movement of the mechanical bulls to all the way*
Jared:
Oh damn, they’re both gonna die
Sam: Go
GRAGE!! GO GRAAAAAAAaaaa… Go Grage?
Grage:
*has gone flying off across the room with Kaian*
Sam: Are
they dead?
Jaeda:
*goes over and kicks both of them* HEY! You guys dead? They’re dead
Grage:
*sits up* I’m not dead
Sam: AHHHH!!!
ZOMBIE!!!
Corpse
Dan Joe and Jimmy: *are controlled to look horrified, run around in circles, hit each other and explode*
Jared:
Is Kaian dead then?
Jaeda:
I dunno. *walks away*
Grage:
*jabs Kaian with a stick* Are you dead? He’s dead
Kaian:
*gets up* I’m not dead.
Guy Sam:
Well, since you both flew off at the same time, aaaand. *measures distance* you both flew the same distance away, I’ll
have to call this a tie. *turns to everyone who bet* PAY UP
Jared:
I don’t have any money.
Seto:
*sighs and gets two grand out of his pocket and hands it over*
Samaya:
… *writes a cheque*
Sam: I
has a corm. *holds it out*
Guy Sam:
*takes the cash and cheque* I told you, I don’t accept corm.
Sam: Aww…
Jared: Well that was amusing, what now? Now we send everybody home?
Sam: I
dunno, I guess. Before we rip time and space apart somehow.
Jared:
Alright, Seth! Where is the portal thing?
Guy Sam:
Aw, but who cares about time and space? Let’s go to Kaiba
Land
Grace:
We already went to that stupid place!
Guy Sam:
Not here!
Seto: Forget it, I don’t need any more damage expenses from you people
Sam: Hey
wait a minute, since Setaya’s dueling arena machine thingy exploded, shouldn’t yours too?
Seto:
Hell no
*at Kaiba Land*
Dueling
arena thing: *in use by two girls and just explodes*
*back here*
Sam: Aw, well I guess it won’t make much of a
difference if it doesn’t. *turns to counterparts* Tis time to say g’bye then
Counterparts:
Yeah whatever.
Grace:
Let’s go already then.
Jake:
Yeah, this place blows. *looks at Jaeda* See ya
Jaeda:
Whatever
Sam: TO
THE TIME MACHINE
Seth:
…It’s a portal.
Sam: Quiet
down, Sherlock
Seth:
It’s pronounced Seth…who cares. *goes to machine and turns it on*
Karu:
*hugs Kari again* I’ll miss ya!
Kari:
^^ Yep!
Guy Sam:
*looks at Sam* WHY CAN’T YOU BE HOTTER?!
Sam: It’s
all your fault. You and that beard, shave that thing
Guy Sam:
But, Setaya likes it, I told you!
Setaya:
When the HELL did I say that? I hate that thing.
Guy Sam:
…You love it. Anyway, let’s ditch this popsicle stand and return to our original popsicle stand.
Vala:
What’s a popsicle?
Vlaid:
It’s a…yeah I don’t know
Sam: It’s
frozen juice on a stick…like, a frozen lollipop or something
Vala and
Vlaid: Ohh…huh?
Sam: It
is now our mission to teach them the grand lesson of what a popsicle is. *pokes Guy Sam*
Guy Sam: *whines* I’ll do
it this afternoon
Sam: No
you won’t.
Vala:
Anyway, it was interesting to see a…male version of myself.
Vlaid:
And a girl me.
Grage:
Yeah, sure.
Grace:
*gives him a look* Bye then
Grage:
Yup
Sam: BYE!
*shoves Guy Sam through the portal*
Jared:
Good bye ebrybody!
Counterparts:
Yeah whatever. *go through portal*
Jaden:
*stops and turns around* Good bye this realm…yup. *goes through and it closes*
Jared:
That was hilarious.
Sam: Now
what?
Johnson: Hoohwahoohwah.
Sam: Why
that’s a grand idea!
And so,
everyone went to McDonald’s and had a jolly grand ol’ knee slapping good fun time. Except that someone got Icarus’
order wrong, then all hell broke loose. Grage just continued playing poker with the other members of The Big Five, Sam tripped
on a straw and exploded, and the cow jumped over the moon.
THE END.
