Sam: Let’s go straight to hell!

Jared: Aww, but I just got back.

Sam: …Hm…fine. Oh! I’ve got it! *sky darkens dramatically* Let’s…find Geri a boyfriend

Jared: But, she’s not interested in that.

Sam: So? We’ll find someone who’s interested in her, and see how it goes.

Jared: I don’t know…what if h- okay.

Sam: Great! I’ll grab my stuff!

AND SO…OUR HEROES STEPPED OUT THE DOOR…

Jared: Where do we look first? …The bar? Oh! Hang on I’ll go get her! *runs back inside*

Sam: Uh, okay! But she’s not old enough for the bar…

Geri: *getting pushed out the door by Jared* Ow, okay what?

Jared: You’re coming with us for a walk or something

Sam: That’s right! It shall be grand. I swear. *nod*

Geri: But what if I refuse to go?

Jared: Then you don’t get your shoes back. *holds them up*

Geri: What? *looks down and sees she is wearing regular shoes* …How did you do that?

Jared: I just did, now come on. *puts shoes in pocket*

Sam: *folds up the humongous world map she was holding and stuffs it in her pocket* Alright, I’ve got it! We’re going to the Forks!

Jared: Fantastic, let’s go! …Wait how are we getting there?

Sam: Why, by limo of course. I can borrow Roland’s friends, you know. And I’ve already called one!

*limo pulls up and someone gets out to open the door for them*

Jared: What do you know, come on then! *goes to limo*

Sam: *jumps in*

Geri: *follows them in*

Jared: To the Forks!

*AT THE FORKS*

*limo parks and they get out*

Sam: *waves* Bye, Roland’s friend!

Geri: I’ll ask you again, why did I have to come?

Sam: Because…you’re Geri? *shifty eyes*

Jared: *whispers* Should we tell her?

Sam: *whispers back* Not just yet…

Jared: *turns to Geri* You are here because…because… *picks up a duck* this duck wanted to see you.

Duck: *quacks*

Sam: ….Yeah. Yeah that’s exactly right, Quacky here really likes you, see?

“Quacky”: *stares blankly at Geri, then quacks*

Geri: Riight…whatever.

“Quacky”: *quacks then bites Jared’s arm*

Jared: OW! *drops the duck* You moron! *kicks it over the river*

Sam: *gasps dramatically* That’s worse than the kitten bazooka! …Anyway, let’s go look at stuff.

AND SO…OUR HEROES WENT TO GO LOOK AT STUFF…

Sam: Do you like this one? *holds out a jeweled headband to Geri*

Geri: *doesn’t look, just takes it and pockets it*

Sam: …Good! Cause it suits you. *looks around the store and spots some guy looking at stuff in a display* Hmmmmmmmmmm…. *goes over*

Jared: *follows* What’s up?

Sam: The sky, now shut up. *taps the guy on the shoulder* Hey there!

Guy: *looks* Huh? Um…

Sam: Don’t mind me. Whatcha lookin’ at?

Guy: Just something for my mom’s birthday.

Sam: Oh, nice. *smiles, and nudges Jared while whispering* Get Geri…

Jared: Wha? …Oh! Yes sir! *goes back in store*

Sam: *continues talking to guy*

Jared: Geri! *taps her shoulder*

Geri: What?

Jared: Come here, I want to show you something. *leaves the store*

Geri: Okay… *follows*

Sam: *still talking to whatshisface when she notices them coming towards them* Oh! Hey you guys, come and meet with my new friend here, huh? *suddenly reaches out and pulls Geri up* This here is Jeff. Jeff, this is Geri. Oh, and that’s my brother Jared.

Jeff: I…see. Well, it’s nice to meet you too. *holds hand out*

Geri: *looking at his hand* … *looks up at him* What do you want?

Sam: … *face palm* Shake his hand.

Geri: Oh, well he could’ve said so. *does so* How are you?

Jeff: I’m alright.

Jared: *whispers to Sam* I got a good feeling aboot this now.

Sam: *whispers back* It just might actually work! Lucky.

Jared: This is going to be grand.

Sam: Indeed.

Jared: Hey uh, you guys, I have to go and…look for something…important…so I’ll just leave you two here and I’ll be right back! *runs off laughing maniacally*

Sam: And I…I’m going to go and call Seto. My fiancé. Right now. *leaves*

Geri: *watches them go then looks back at Jeff* So…who are you anyway?

Jeff: Uh…I’m Jeff. Or do you mean what I do?

Geri: Either one I don’t care, you have a job?

Jeff: Yeah, I work at a restaurant downtown. It’s pretty good pay, actually. How about you?

Geri: I don’t have a job, I don’t need one, I can go anywhere in the world.

Jeff: Wow, really? Is it a family business or something?

Geri: Family business? Hell no I fly there.

Jeff: Flying huh…how do you pay for it all?

Geri: I don’t pay, I don’t use a plane.

Jeff: So how are you flying around then?

Geri: My shoes! *looks down* Not these ones though.

Jeff: *strange look, then thinks* Flying shoes…hey! Could you be that flying girl that was mentioned in the papers? It’s really true?

Geri: That’s me.

Jeff: That’s pretty cool, actually. Did you make them yourself, those shoes?

Geri: No, I had no involvement in making them.

Jeff: Oh…were they a present or something?

Geri: I got them by mistake…you see they were originally supposed to be for Jared, the guy who ran down the hall laughing like a maniac.

Jeff: Wow…it must be really neat, being able to fly.

Geri: It is at times…

Jeff: You mean sometimes it isn’t?

Geri: Yeah… *takes a watch out of her pocket and looks at it* Well I’m bored, let’s go eat. *leaves*

Jeff: Huh? You want to- Hey, wait up! *follows*

Jared: *watching them from behind a potted plant then speaks into a walkie-talkie* This is Jared…they have left the store…together.

Sam: *behind a different potted plant, then speaks into her own walkie-talkie* Awesome! This is working out better than I expected…let’s follow them!

Jared: Alright let’s regroup.

Sam: *steps out from behind the potted plant beside his potted plant* Let’s a go

Jared: Alright then…keep hidden, but try to not look like stalkers. *creeps off*

Sam: …Right. *takes out a pair of oversized binoculars and peers around corners at them*

Jared: *sees them sit down at a table* Geri and Jeff have sat down…they are now doing something…I don’t know what though.

Sam: I can’t tell either…I can see a straw though. *looking through her oversized binoculars, which magnify everything too damn big*

Geri: So you ever do anything…bad?

Jeff: Eh…depends what you’re talking about, exactly…

Geri: You know, stealing, beating, killing, that sort of thing.

Jeff: *blinks, then kind of laughs* I don’t think I’m the type that could get away with murder…although I’ve done some stealing before…don’t tell anybody. *grins*

Geri: You ever beat someone up?

Jeff: *shrugs* I’ve gotten into fights before, yeah. Nothing too serious, though.

Geri: You just have to find the right person to beat the crap out of… *scans the room and spots someone* Like that guy! *points*

Jeff: Who? *looks over* …Isn’t that the guy who won some competition?

Geri: *sips her drink then puts it down* Yeah, hang on. *gets up and goes over to him* Hey punk! *grabs his collar*

Punk: Agh! What- Hey, I know y- *punched* Ow!

Geri: That’s right little crackhead, I’m back. *lightning flashes outside*

Jeff: *comes on over* Why are you picking on this little kid?

Yugi: I’m TWENTY ONE!

Jeff: …REALLY?

Yugi: *pout* What are you doing, Ger- *punched again*

Geri: *looks at Jeff* Here, you try. I’ll hold him.

Jeff: Did this guy do something to hurt you before?

Geri: Hurt…me? This little idiot? No, I just beat him up cause he’s so easy to do so.

Jeff: That doesn’t sound right…

Yugi: *struggling* Let go of me, let go! I didn’t do anything!

Sam: *spying with only a regular magnifying glass now while wearing her brilliant disguise* Uh-oh…this could spell trouble! *calls out in a purposely high pitched and nasally voice* THAT’S THE GUY WHO RAPED GERI! SOCK IT TO IM’, SONNY! *hides*

Jeff: WHAT?! You sleazy pile of crap! *punches him in the stomach before hitting him across the jaw*

Geri: *looking around* …Who said that?!

Jeff: *socking it to Yugi*

Yugi: *being socked*

Geri: Well whatever. *helps Jeff beat the crap out of Yugi*

Sam: *through the walkie-talkie to Jared* I think I’ve managed to salvage what little was there! Something could come of this, yet…

Jared: Very nice… *watching* I don’t know about you, but I think it’s getting bloody.

Sam: Um…Yugi’s socking is for a worthy cause. *nod* Yup…he doesn’t need help.

Jared: You’re right.

*later*

Geri: *sitting back at the table*

Yugi: *bloody mess on the floor*

Jeff: *has been pulled away by security*

Sam: *shakes head* I forgot about them…

Jared: Yeah…I think this is done.

Sam: Although…it depends on Geri, I suppose. Let’s go back now. *goes over to her table* Well, I called Seto, the line was busy. Where’d Jeff go?

Geri: He got taken away.

Jared: *goes to her table too* And I…got what I was supposed to get…sort of.

Sam: Oh well, all’s well that ends well. *hangs head in shame*

Jared: Yes… sort of. Well let’s go back shall we?

Sam: Indeed! *starts walking back the parking lot with them* So, what did you think of Jeff, huh Geri?

Geri: Eh…he was alright.

Sam: /Is that a glimmer of hope? Who knows…/

Everyone: *goes home*