Sam: *sitting on couch playing Mario Kart with Jared* Hey, you ever wonder what Grage and them do whenever they go to Kaian’s?

Jared: Probably play Mario Golf…those fools.

Sam: Or Mario Party. *thinks* Ooh…I just got me an idear!

Jared: What? What’s your pla- OH FUCK YOU PLANT! For God’s sake…anyway, what’s your plan?

Sam: How about we go and sneak in to find out? We can video tape it and everything! And it shall be grand.

Jared: Break into the Sennen Mafia? And risk being shot to bits? …Okay.

Sam: Alright! Right after I win!

*few minutes later*
Sam: *has gotten third* …Stupid ugly plant. Hate that plant. And that stupid frick Wario!

Jared: Everybody does…everybody does.

Sam: Right. *stands up* Well, let’s a go!

Jared: Yes! To the Mobilemobile!

Sam: …Uh, okay! *goes outside*

Jared: *looks around* There it is! *stands up Bill and Bob’s tandem bicycle* Let’s go!

Sam: Say…isn’t this a little too big? *bicycle is like, twice their size but she tries to climb on nonetheless*

Jared: The bigger it is, the faster we’ll go, so let’s go! *jumps on* Let’s roll. *can barely reach pedals* Damn it! Let’s just use that shopping cart.

Sam: Kay. *goes over and jumps in* Luckily for us, the Sennen Mafia’s headquarters The Big Five usually holds their meetings in is just down this large incredibly sloped hill.

Jared: *pushing cart fast* Yeah! …Hey wait, what?! *both rocket down hill in the cart*

*in the Sennen Mafia headquarters meeting room*

Grage: So…we all here?

Kaian: *counts* Yeah, there’s five of us.

Grage: Alright. *sits back* So…what are the plans for today?

Kaian: Here’s what I was thinking… *begins discussing the plan* And that is it.

Icarus: That’s got to be the stupidest thing you’ve ever said.

Kaian: I’d like to see you do any better.

*outside the window, a cart is seen blur by and a huge crash is heard*

Grage: Didn’t we try something similar to this plan like two weeks ago?

Kaian: Did we? *thinks back* …Oh yeah.

Matthew: I got it! How about we-

Hailey: No.

Matthew: Aww…but that’s the perfect way to get money we already have.

Kaian: We aren’t trying to get money, we’re trying to make our names known, and FEARED BY MORTALS

Grage: *raises hand* I’ve done that.

Kaian: Okay, well besides him.

Icarus: Me too.

Kaian: And you.

Matthew: Why not pull off the greatest bank heist ever? That’ll make us rich!

Kaian: For the five-millionth time! We’re trying to become famous!

Grage: We could assassinate Kaiba…wait, we tried that, never mind.

Kaian: Yeah, and it failed cause of you! *points at Matthew* I thought you were supposed to be silent?

Matthew: I was!

Kaian: Oh yeah, it was your fault for having such a lousy shot. *points at Grage*

Grage: Hey, if that Roland guy wasn’t there, I would’ve hit him no problem.

Kaian: But he was, he’s always there.

*outside the Sennen Mafia headquarters*

Jared: *climbs out of the rubble* God damn, alright let’s find a vent or something.

Sam: *stands up and dusts herself off* Yeah. Man, that was fun, we should do it again later!

Jared: Yeah. *sees a locked ladder* Look! It’s a ladder! *goes over to it* Aww, it’s locked, I give up.

Sam: Aww…hey, look! *points* An open window!

Jared: *looks up* That’s a nice observation! …Too bad we’re down here.

Sam: Yeah…but that’s why we have Johnson!

Johnson: *appears out of nowhere* Hoohwah!

Jared: That won’t work, he’s too loud.

Johnson: HWAH?!?!?
Sam: SHH!! Yes it will work! He just needs a disguise. *tapes a twig to Johnson’s forehead* There. Now Johnson, your mission is to get a window open for us DOWN HERE! *tosses him up*

Reggie: *closes window, and Johnson smacks into it*

Johnson: Hwah… *peels off and falls down into a garbage bin*

Sam: …Great.

Jared: The ladder! We have to use the ladder. *looks around* We’ll use those conveniently stacked crates to get onto the rungs!

Sam: Okay! Nice try, Johnson.

Johnson: Hwahhh… *disappears*

Sam: Alright! *goes and starts climbing up the crates*

Jared: *follows*

*few moments later they are on the roof*

Jared: *looks around* The vent thingy is over there. *points* Let’s roll. *runs and jumps into it*

Sam: Woot! *goes in after him* This is surprisingly easy!

Jared: *hits the bottom with a loud noise* Crap…ow.

Sam: *smashes into him with a louder noise* OW!!

*outside the vent*

Allen: *looking at the vent* …Huh… *continues walking*

*inside the vent*

Jared: I don’t think anyone heard that.

Sam: Ugh…that’s good. Anyway, how do we know where to go from here?

Jared: This! *pulls out a map* I found it in Matthew’s room. *reads it* We should be on the second floor, luckily for us, the meeting room is just down the hall! *puts map away* So we just have to go straight forward! *looks ahead* …But that’s easier said then done.

Vent: *filled with visible tripwires*

Sam: Man…I thought it was too easy. Is there another way?

Jared: *brings out map and reads it over then puts it back* There is…one other way.

Sam: So? *looks around* Is it left or right?

Jared: Left, we have to start from the basement up, that being said, we’re going on foot, not in vents.

Sam: Hm…will the hours of James Bond and Perfect Dark pay off? …Let’s hope so. *starts going left*

Jared: *follows her*

Both: *fall further down onto a grate*

Jared: Ow.

Sam: Yeah OW. *stands up* Let’s do this.

Grate: *creaks*

Jared: I don’t like the sound o’ that.

Grate: *breaks and they fall onto the basement floor*

Sam: …Ow, yet again.

Jared: *stands up* Okay…let’s go.

Sam: *gets up* Indeed. Where’s the stairs? …Aha, I rhymed.

Jared: They are over there! *points to the other side of the room* …This place is suspiciously empty.

Sam: …Yeah. We should watch where we’re going. Make sure there are no people and such.

Jared: *looks around* No people down here. *looks ahead of them* I know this is a trap.

Sam: Like the tripwires? *looks around too* Ya don’t suppose there are any cameras, do ye?

Jared: Even if there were, *takes out a device of sort* they wouldn’t be able to see us, they’re being jammed with ECM.

Sam: I have no idea what that means, but let’s go already, I’m bored. *starts walking forward*

Jared: *spots something* Wait! *goes over to it and presses it*

Room: *lights turn on revealing previously invisible tripwires*

Jared: *sees that Sam has almost stepped into one* Damn.

Sam: *looks behind her and sees she’s stepped over many* …DAMN.

Jared: Let us continue! *proceeds to jump over and duck under the tripwires*

Sam: *continues making her way towards the stairs, and eventually they make it* Phew. Let’s go. *goes up the stairs to the door* I wonder if it’s actually open… *puts hand on the knob and turns*

Jared: It’s open! Go!

Sam: Just wait… *opens it more and peeks out to see an empty hall* …Alright. *goes out*

Jared: *follows and closes door* We now go one floor up.

Sam: Yep! Where’s the stairs? …Aha, I r-

Jared: I know.

Sam: *goes to a corner and takes a look around to see a few people standing there talking* Ah, crud.

Jared: *looks around corner too* Damn… *looks back* hang on. *runs off*

Sam: *pulls back* What?

*few seconds later*

Jared: *comes out of a room dressed in the Mafia’s suit* Perfect!

Sam: And just what am I supposed to do?! Geez, it’s not like I can put on my brilliant disguise so they think you’re delivering a new decoration to Kaian’s office or nothin’!

Jared: Shhhh… *goes around the corner*

Sam: HARRUMPH! *watches*

Jared: *goes over to the people* Hey! Kaian wants you…over there. *points*

Goon: Why? Who are you?

Jared: I’m Ja…um…a new guy.

Goon: Really?

Jared: Yop.

Goon: Hm, whatever, let’s go. *he leaves followed by the others*

Jared: *goes back to Sam* Let’s go.

Sam: Kay. *walks to the stairs* See, I told you my ingenious plan would work.

Jared: What plan?

Sam: Exactly. *goes up the stairs* Hm…maybe I should put this on. Just in case. *puts on the brilliant disguise*

Jared: Yes. Now we just have to find the meeting room. *steps on the second floor*

Sam: Hm… *looks up* I think that’s the vent we were in over there! *points down the hall*

Jared: *looks* Yup that’s it, there’s a huge dent there.

Sam: Good thing we were so stealthy. Hey, how are we going to get in the meeting room unnoticed? It’s practically impossible!
Jared: *brings out map, studies it, then puts it away* I have a way. *goes down the hall*

Sam: Maybe they won’t notice a tree waltzing in…

Jared: You couldn’t have picked a better disguise?

Sam: Hey, this thing has gotten me into a lot of places unnoticed, man.

Jared: Okay then, whatever you say.

Allen: *walks over to Jared* Hey man, why you talking to that tree?

Jared: *turns around* What? Oh…uh…it’s my…my sister.

Allen: …You’re related to a tree?

Jared: Um…sure?

Allen: Ooookay then… *walks past them* Some people…

Sam: …You really need to work on your excuses.

Jared: Yeah…let’s just go. *continues down the hall and turns corner* Gaspeth! There it is! The meeting hall.

Sam: And there’s the door…to the meeting room… *cue dramatic close up on the door*

Jared: And there’s the guards guarding it! *points*

*cue dramatic close up on the guards*

Sam: Wait, guards?

*dramatic close up ends*

Sam: Aw, damn it! We were so close.

Jared: No no…I have an idea.

*later*

Jared: *walks past the guards carrying Sam* Just delivering a tree for the meeting hall.

Guard: Hm…whatever. *knocks on door*

Kaian: What?!

Guard: Just an unexpected tree delivery sir.

Kaian: Unexpected tree delivery? I didn’t expect this! *opens door and sees the tree* Oh…well hurry up.

Jared: *walks in*

Guard: *closes door behind him*

Jared: *puts Sam in the corner of the room*

Kaian: *sits back down with the others* It’s just some guy delivering a tree.

Grage: You mean you didn’t have enough in here? *motions to the trees in all the corners*

Kaian: Well I don’t know, I really didn’t order anymore. *looks at Jared…but he doesn’t know that it is Jared* Hey.

Jared: Yes?

Kaian: How come you brought that? I didn’t order anymore.

Jared: Um…it was a gift!

Kaian: From who?

Jared: Uhh…Kaolla?

Kaian: Is that so? Well I’ll just have to ask her that. *takes out cell phone*

Jared: Oh crap.

Kaian: *dials number and puts phone to ear* …Hello? Kaolla? Did you send me a tree? … *looks suspiciously at Jared and the “tree”* Is that so…well thank you. *hangs up* Alright. *goes over to them* The tree was not a gift, who are you? *rips off Jared’s fake moust-ache* YOU!

Jared: Um…it sure was a gift! From me to you! Cause I love you thaaaat much! *spreads arms and stays like that for a few seconds*

*few seconds later*

Jared and Sam: *being chased down the hall by Kaian and a bunch of goons firing their guns at them*

Sam: AAAAAHHHHH!!! *gets out the front door with Jared* QUICK! TO THE MOBILEMOBILE! *pulls the cart out from the rubble and jumps in*

Jared: *pushes it as fast as he can* We’re gonna lose em! *looks back*

Kaian: *stops with his goons* …You win this time. *about to turn back when a gunshot is heard* What the? *looks back and sees Jared fall to the ground dead* Who? *turns around*

Reggie: *puts sniper rifle to his side* Like they’re getting away.

Kaian: Good. Let’s go back. *walks back with his troop*

Sam: *sitting in a cart covered in blood* …Well, we tried. We tried. *looks closer* Damn, head shot. Eh…let’s go home. *gets out and starts pushing the cart with Jared’s corpse in it up the hill again*

*another shot is heard*

Sam: *slumps forward into the cart and it rolls back, smashing into that rubble again*

Reggie: *lowers rifle* If you don’t do it for your country…do it for the blood. *goes back inside and shuts door*

*back in the meeting room*

Grage: Was that really necessary?

Kaian: Was what? I was just getting them out.

Grage: Not that. I mean ordering them to be killed.

Kaian: Yup.

Grage: Oh. Kay then. When’s the pizza getting here, I’m hungry.

Kaian: I don’t know, when is it going to be here?

Matthew: I don’t know, who ordered?

Icarus: You did you moron.

Matthew: Did I?

Hailey: Yeah, we all told you to order.

Matthew: Oh…right, that was like what half an hour ago?

Kaian: Who cares, it’ll be here when it gets here.

Grage: Right. We through talking about the plan today?

Kaian: Yeah.

Grage: Nice. Let’s play poker. *brings out a deck of cards*

Matthew: I say we should play stri-

Hailey: No.

Grage: You’d be the only one, so…no.

Kaian: Yeah, you always suggest that, besides, Icarus sees that every night.

Icarus: Not EVERY night…okay yeah every night.

Hailey: Heheh…Icarus…shut up.

Grage: *starts dealing everyone’s cards* Alright, let’s get started.

*and so they played until the pizza got there, then they ate it, then they played some more, then they went home, then stuff happened, then that’s it, the end*