May 27th:
Huh...I haven't updated since last year. Whatever...I'll just continue from last time. So, since Lyude started living with us, he was being negatively affected by the realm since he's just a puny human...half human now since Sam turned him, but still. And to apparently combat this problem, he moved in with Sam and Kaiba in the human realm back in January. Things were still going okay though, and even work was getting interesting again until I had to get Icarus for a Big Five meeting...nobody told me he was going through some freakish phase in his life where he impregnates everything around him, and I was caught unawares. So...I was invaded by a parasite. Once I found out, I didn't want to let anyone know so I could get rid of it without any interference, but Sam was there when I found out, so she had already started trying to persuade me otherwise. Not that it mattered, since I found out it had already formed an aura by then and couldn't be killed; and then Vlaid finally found out by accident. The whole ordeal was really fucking irritating, to say the least. And even I'm a little surprised I can still like cheese after all those stupid cravings...it is good... Eh...so, I had no choice but to have the kid, since my last ditch effort to die with it failed miserably. I mean, I died, but when I came back the kid had been born and was clinging to my leg. After that, it was a long week of having to put up with a kid and constant bitching from everyone about how I should care for it. Psh. Finally the kid dropped off, that was in February. I think Sam named him back then, his name is Cyrus...he learned to talk and move around pretty quickly, so I didn't have to deal with a stupid crying baby for too long. What I do have to deal with is an annoying little brat who calls me annoying names and bothers me all day, though. At least everyone else tries to occupy his time so I don't have to see it. And Icarus, that bastard, he's almost as annoying as the kid. I told him to take the kid if he wanted to, but Cyrus didn't want to leave, and Jaeda said she would look after him instead, so he's still here. On the plus side, at least Vlaid is understanding with all of this now. It was frustrating that he didn't take my side back then, but I guess if he's still here it should be okay. What a stupid year this has been so far...I'll update again whenever.