Another boring, uneventful day with Sam and Jared wasting away playing Mario Kart Double Dash in their grandma's basement. Kari was upstairs in the kitchen making some stuff to eat, and everyone else was just...wherever.

Sam: *Daisy and Toadette go flying off the edge of Rainbow Road again* DAMMIT. :B

Jared: *King Boo and Koopa in first* YEAH!!

Sam: >.>" Oh shutup! I'll beat you! I wi- *Jared wins* ... *is in eighth place* ... *second lap* ...aww...

Jared: HA! I win, you lose.

Sam: No kidding, huh? Damn I'm bored! How long have we been playing this?

Jared: Hours, I don't know how many.

Sam: Oh...interesting... Well, not really. Hey! I know!

Jared: What?

Sam: Let's go visit Grage! His life is probably much more interesting than ours right now!

Jared: Naaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Sam: Come ooonnnn! It'll be fun! Let's go let's go! I'm going, whether you come or not! More bloody fun for me! XP

Jared: Okay dokes have fun!

Sam: >.>" Fine then. Now...to open zee portal...um...okay, I can do this, I did it last time!! *opens a portal succesfully, but it is pitch black instead of swirly and purple* YEY! I DID IT!! Okay, I'm going now!! *starts going towards it*

Kari: *busts in* Hey wait! *holding plate of sandwiches* I made you guys some food, you know, it's not healthy to be cooped up all day in the basement without eating...

Voice from upstairs: FOOOOOOOOODD!!!

Kari: Oh boy... o.o" Not again... ^^"

Sam: o.O

Jared: What's going on? Where you going?

Sam: Huh? I'm going to visit Gra-

Grage: *comes through the usual purple swirly vortex portal with Vlaid* Hey, what's up?

Sam: ...Uhhh...okay, nevermind then. What are you guys doing here?

Grage: Well, me and Vlaid here were bored playing that "Mario Kart" you lent us, seeing as Lisa's stuck at home right now, and we figured your life is probably much more interesting than ours at the moment and we'd give you a visit!

Sam: ...Oh. o.o" Well I guess I'll just close this portal then...

Kaolla: *barges in* FOOD!

Kaian: *walks in after her* Do you know if that short person is done with that potion thing?

Sam: Um, no I don't know... *trying to close portal unsuccessfully* Urgh...um...I'm sure she'll be done in a few hours and turn up with it...curses! Why won't this close!?

Grage: ... *looks over at pitch blackness of portal* ...Sam? Where the hell were you going?

Sam: *looks behind her at him* Heh, well, I WAS going to visit you, but seeing as you're already here... *shrug*

Kari: Hey, doesn't anyone want any san- *looks at plate, which is completely empty* ...Oh, nevermind...

Seth: *runs in* What won't close? I can close it!

Sam: No you can't, you blonde fool of a fool! Shut up! *tries to close it again* What's wrong with it? *whines* Graaaage! I can't close this thing!!

Grage: ...Are you sure that...that goes to the Vampire Realm?

Sam: Of course! Where the hell else could it go!?

Seth: *runs up and tries to close it* I'll help! See, look, I can do it!

Portal: *grows larger*

Sam: o.O" Seth!! What the hell?!

Portal: *still growing*

Vlaid: ...Uh-oh...

Portal: *taking up the whole room and closing in on everybody*

Kari: What's happening!?

Sam: Gah! I dunno! Seth, what did you d-

Portal: *engulfs everybody and suddenly shrinks and disappears, and everyone in the room is gone*

Lynette: *comes through a normal portal* Hey, is anyone here? I finally finished that potion! Man, that was a little tougher than I thought, but- ...Hello? *blinks* ...Well, I guess...hm... *shrugs* They're not here? I'll give it to him later then... *goes back through portal*

MEANWHILE...

Everyone: *falling through pitch blackness*

Sam: AAAAGH!! SETH YOU FRIGGEN MOROOOONNNNNN!!!!!!

Seth: WHAT DID I DO?!?!?!

Kari: Oh NO!!! Where are we falling!??

Grage: I'm not falling... *has wings*

Sam: You CHEATER!!!

Jared: YOU BASTARD!!!
Kaian: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! You all suck!

*suddenly, there is a bright light, and the next thing they know they are all sprawled out on a dusty road*

Sam: ....uuuuuurgh...... *sits up* Huh?

Jared: Where are we?

Kari: *sits up as well* I don't know...huh?

Grage: *frowns* Damn it...

Vlaid: Ow... *gets up* This place...uhh.....

Sam: Yeah, it's dirty and stinky here... *stands up* Not very pretty.

Kaolla: *gets up* Where? Who? Why?

Voice from path: Hey, you people there!

Sam: Eh guh? *looks over* O.O

Jared: What who is- OH MY GOD!

Grage: What? *looks over* ...A blonde guy...hi. Do you know where we are, by any chance?

Sam: It...it's...it's...

Sam and Jared: LEON!!!

Vlaid: Who?

Grage: What?

Kaolla: Where?

Kaian: Why should I care?

Jared: Because it's Leon! Scott! Kennedy!

Leon: o.o ...Alright, how do you know who I am? Do you have something to do with-

Sam: OH MY GOD I KNOW WHERE WE ARE!! LOOK AT THE PATH AND THE TREES AND EVERYTHING!!!

Jared: It's Pueblo!

Sam: It's LEON!! *points in his face*

Jared: LEON! SCOTT! KENNEDY!

Grage: WHO THE HELL IS LEON!??

Sam: >.>" Good God Grage, pay attention! This guy! *pokes Leon* Right here! Geez!

Grage: <.<" Well, obviously! But how do you know him?

Leon: *being ignored* Excuse me? I asked you...yeah, how DO you know me?

Sam: He's from- ...*leans in and whispers to Jared* Should we really let him know?

Jared: About what?

Sam: Leon! Should we really tell him he's a game character, and we're kinda from a different realm...and such?

Jared: I don't know, should we?

Sam: Ummm!! *stands up straight and turns to Leon* You never mind that!! You're just...kind of well known sort of! Being involved with, you know, that Raccoon place...eheheheh... ^^"

Kari: o.O

Grage: ...*Sam tells him what's up through mindlink and to stay quiet about it* ...Okay then...?

Vlaid: O.o

Leon: ...That doesn't...quite explain why you're here of all places.

Sam: Oh, well, we...we...we're, uh...on a mission of our own, see! Yup. So we can, you know, help you and stuff. If you want. *shifty eyes*

Jared: Yeah, help...

Kaolla: *picking mushrooms from under a weird looking tree*

Vlaid: So...where...are we?

Jared: Somewhere in Europe.

Sam: *whispers to Vlaid* Another country in the human realm...which is...kind of exactly like this realm, except there are some creatures and stuff here...sort of.

Vlaid: ...Oh. Okay then. ^^

Kari: ...Creatures?

Sam: Yes, creatures. Ugly creatures. Ugly killer creatures. Ugly killer creatures that lurk around every corner and come after you at the slightest noise you make and-

Kari: *whimpers*

Sam: ....Yeah, I'll just shut up now...

Leon: Well, if you're here to help...I'm on a mission to-

Sam: Rescue the president's daughter.

Jared: From the Los Illuminados?

Leon: o.O Yyyeah...you...know about...that?

Sam: Oh don't worry, we have...track records of other agents and stuff and people and it's just better not to question it all, heh. ^_____________^" Shouldn't we be going about now?

Leon: ...Yeah, okay then... *slight suspicious look at them as he goes by but continues on his way to the village*

Sam: Phew. Okay, people you know the drill now, we're like...agents or something I don't know, just...pretend you're part of this realm, okay?

Grage: ...Whatever. I want out of here. *tries to open portal* ... *tries again* ...What the fuck? I can't open a portal!

Vlaid: What? Let me try... *tries to open portal, but it doesn't work for him either*

Sam: O.o" Oh great...don't tell me we're stuck he-

Leon: Hey, you 'agents' coming or what?

Sam: Argh! Yeah, of course!! ^^" Come on you guys, I guess we have to go with him now...

Seth: Where?

Sam: To the village, first of all... 0_0" Kari, I pledge thee I shall protect you with my life -and I know I will have to- from this moment on!!

Kari: ...You pledged that already.

Sam: ...I did? Oh, well alright! Let's go! *runs after Leon*

Grage: This is retarded...come on, Vlaid.

Vlaid: *curiousity perked, has already gone after Sam and Leon*

Grage: *notices everybody has ditched him after Leon already* ... *sighs and follows after them*

Jared: So...we need guns.

Sam: Where the hell are we going to get g- Hey Jared, when the hell?

Jared: What?

Sam: *stops and tugs at hem of shirt and suddenly looks at everyone else* ...Our clothes changed!

Jared: Woah! They did! Amazing! It's incredible! The most amazing thing I've ever seen! Absolutely phenomenal!

Sam: >.>"

Kari: ...I thought something was a little different...other than the new realm... *looks down at the slightly longer skirt she's wearing*

Kaian: AH! Why the HELL AM I WEARING A SKIRT!?!?

Sam: ... *looks at him and bursts out laughing* Because you're a TRANSVESTITE!! PAHAHAHA!!

Kaian: I didn't request that operation!

Sam: You did, indirectly, he took your words the wrong way is all.

Kaian: This idiot said that! *points to Jared*

Sam: Well then.

*weird incoherrent yelling of jibberish is heard*

Leon: Oh crap!

Sam: O.o Oh noes! *dives in front of Kari and lands on the ground and dust flies everywhere*

Kari: *coughs* Sammy! What are you doing?

Sam: *hacks* Protecting...you... *cough*

Jared: You're an idiot Sam, it's just a village idiot, nothing to get overprotective about.

Sam: I'M NOT OVERPROTECTIVE!!

Some moth: *flutters by and lands on Kari's shoulder*

Kari: Eww!

Sam: O.O YOU VILE FIEND!! I'LL KILL YOU!!! *tackles Leon as he's aiming for a villager, takes his gun and shoots at the moth as it flutters away from Kari*

Jared: That just proved you are.

Sam: WHAT DID YOU SAY!? I'LL KILL Y-

Leon: You idiot!! *smacks her upside the head and takes his gun back, shooting a villager in the face as he comes running towards them*

Sam: Owie...

Kari: -______-"

Grage: ...Geez.

Vlaid: ^^" She's just like you, Grage!

Grage: >.>" I'm not overprotective...

Sam: Yes you are! Ha- AHHHH!! *ducks as a hatchet comes flying towards her*

Seth: AAHHH-*gets hit with hatchet*

Sam: *stands up* Damn it! *looks at villager who threw it* You FREAK! THAT COULD HAVE HIT KARI!! RRRRRAAAAAWWWWWWWWGH!!!! *snatches Leon's gun again and blows it's head off*

Leon: ...Uh...thanks...?

Sam: *goes over and starts stomping on the remains*

Jared: It's been like eighty minutes and we're still not at the actual village.

Leon: Yeah, I know. *swipes his gun back* Now if you guys weren't all being so slow and distracted, we'd be there already! So if you're going to help, try not to get in the way! *starts going*

Sam: Wow...we just got scolded by LEON.

Jared: LEON! SCOTT! KENNEDY!

Grage: ...Let's just go... *walks ahead with Vlaid*

A few moments later...

Sam: *walking up ahead near Leon* Hey, do you hear something?

*whimpers up ahead*

Jared: ...Nope.

Vlaid: ...I think something's hurt!

Kari: I can hear it too! *runs up ahead*

*a dog caught in a bear-trap comes into view*

Jared: Is that it? Is that what you got all hyped up about? A moron dog who couldn't see a bear-trap in it's way?

Kari: Oh no!! We have to help it!

Grage: Well, we could...you have fun with that. *continues walking*

Vlaid: *sighs and shakes his head* Okay then...

Leon: *goes over and opens the bear-trap*

Dog: *limps a bit before running away and jumping over the fence, disappearing in the trees*

Sam: ...Well then. Let's go! *runs up ahead to catch up with Grage* Hey Grage! Where are you? ...Eh? *sees a shack* Oooh, I wonder what's...in...side...oh, right...

Kari: What? What's in th-

Sam: STAY OUT OF THERE!! YOU'RE INNOCENT!!

Kari: o.O" Um...okay then...

Sam: *looks at Leon* There's ammo in there, me thinks.

Leon: You seem to know this place awfully well... *walks over into the shack*

Sam: ...Hm...well, not like I haven't seen bloody corpses before. *shrugs and goes inside* HI GRAGE!!

Seth: *runs up after them* HEY! WAIT FOR ME!

Jared: Hmm.. Hey Seth! Why don't you go look in that shack, I think there's like health or something in there.

Seth: Okay! *runs in and looks around* I can't find any- OH MY GOD!!!

Sam: Hahaha! Isn't it grisly! *poking it with a stick*

Grage: Come on, let's go already...

Leon: *strange look at Sam, goes outside and continues on down the dirt path*

Sam: Aww, okay. *drops stick and follows after him*

Seth: *walks out* I didn't find any health.

Jared: Well good for you, come on let's go. *starts following the others*

Vlaid: *walking behind with Kari and Kaolla and Kaian* I wonder what kind of things they have here? I want to see... *up ahead they see everyone crowded around Leon, who's looking through binoculars at something*

Sam: *squints* I see chickens. And a fire! And...one of those guys...that driver guy...yeah... o.o" Uh-oh... *runs over to Kari and glomps her* I SHALL PROTEC- *is smacked in the back of the head by Leon's binoculars*

Leon: Will you quiet down? We have to try and find out what's going on here...let's go in...hurry! *starts running towards the village*

Jared: Oh joydrop! I love killing villagers!

Sam: Oh really, and what do you plan on killing them with? You've got nothing! They have hatchets and pitchforks! And chainsaws!

Kari: ...Sammy, I'm scared...

Sam: Do not fear! I am here! >B

Kaian: There's a lot to fear when you're here.

Sam: >.>" You better be scared then, you're making me angry. You don't want to die a woman do you?

Kaian: No.

Sam: Then SHADDAP!! o.o" HOLY SHIT LET'S GO!! *pulls Kari with her as she bolts into the village towards the house Leon has gotten into*

Grage: *sighs and follows quickly with Vlaid*

Jared+Seth+Kaian+Kaolla: Wait for us!!!! *runs after them*

*they get into the house, and the villagers are all angry and such trying to get in*

Sam: Wuh-ohs! Crap, and we have no firearms to help you with, Leon!

Jared: *runs downstairs with a shotgun* But I do!

Sam: ...That was supposed to be Leon's shotgun...now all he has is that pathetic little hand gun.

Jared: Oh, well, here you go. *tosses the shotgun at Leon*

Sam: Oh! Me and- *points at Grage* YOU! Can help by shoving the ladders down!

Grage: Ladders?

Sam: Upsta- *shatters are heard* Ah crap. Let's a go! *runs upstairs* Kari, get up here too!

Kari: B-but...

*villagers start pounding on boarded up window on first floor*

Kari: Eep! *runs upstairs*

Sam: *being cornered by a ganados* Gah!!

Grage: Oh no you don't. *picks him up and tosses him back out the window, hitting another one coming in and they both hit the ground outside*

Sam: *sigh* Alrighty! Where are the gun people!? *goes and shoves a ladder in one of the windows down* Grage, keep the idiots from coming in that window!

Grage: Why can't we just get out of here and kill them?

Sam: Because they're endless you fool!

Grage: ...How can they be endless? It's a small village, there can't possibly be more than what, like thirty people here?

Sam: Nnnoooo, they're endless. Until the church bell rings. Don't ask why, they're freaks, okay?

Villagers: *start talking some language and pointing in directions*

Dr. Salvador: *starts up chainsaw*

Sam: *hears chainsaw downstairs* ...Oh shitzu. *shoves ladder down again* Jared? Leon? Where is everyone else?

Dr. Salvador: *raises chainsaw and destroys cheap wooden door*

Leon: Shit.

Jared: Wuh oh!

Seth: I'll save us! *runs up to him and put a hand forward* STOP!

*chainsaw ripping through flesh is heard from downstairs*

Sam: ...Did...Seth just do what I think he did? That moron!! My God. *shoves ladder down again and looks down* Hey, another one! And he's trying to come up and kill us!

*chainsaw is heard getting closer and closer and Dr. Salvador comes upstairs*

Kari: *screeches and runs across the room to where Sam is*

Sam: Geeyaaahh!! Quick Grage!! Turn into something big and, and smack him or something!!

Grage: Smack him? I'll do worse than that... *tries to change into his old monster form, but-* ...Huh? *tries again* ...WHAT THE HELL!? AH! *dodges chainsaw attack* I can't change!!

Sam: Oh no! Woe is me!

Dr. Salvador: *raises chainsaw for an attack* RAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *swings chainsaw at Sam*

Sam: *screeches and shoves Kari to the floor* OH N- *gets chainsawed* .... *head falls to floor and rolls away*

Kari: *screams louder than- than...uhhh....ASHLEY! OH GODS*

Grage: O.O SAM!! *looks at Dr. Salvador* YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!! *forms claws and slashes chainsaw guy's arm off* You bastard!! *slices his head off*

Dr. Salvador: *walking around for a second or two before throwing his chainsaw at Grage and dying*

Grage: AAHHH!!! *chainsaw hits him in the chest and he is chainsawed up* OW FUCK!! *falls to ground*

Kari: Grage!!!

Sam: *deaded up*

Kari: *falls to knees and hyperventilates* S...Sammy...huh? *hears something behind her and turns around to see like three villagers have come through the window* KYAAAHHH!!! *gets up and tries to runs towards the stairs, but more have come through the other window and some are coming up the stairs anyway* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY HELP!!!!

Geri: *flys through ceiling with a machine gun* TAKE COVER!

Kari: 0.0 Eeek! Geri!! Agh! *narrowly dodges a villagers attack and gets down on the ground*

Geri: TAKE THIS! *starts firing machine gun in all directions*

*a ganado falls in front of Kari and it's head gets blown off*

Kari: e_o" Ehhh...

Grage: *cringes, but his chainsaw wounds have pretty much healed up* Well, looks like that power still works...

*soon all the ganados in the upstairs are dead*

Geri: Oh yeah. *flies away*

Kari: Geri!! Wait!! ...Oh... *bites lip and looks over at Grage* You're okay! *runs over* Oh...but...but Sammy...she... *tears well up*

Grage: *looks behind her* o.O She's gone.

Kari: WHAT!? *turns around*

Sam's remains: *gone* *disappeared* *poof*

Kari: ...What could that mean? o_o"

Leon: *runs upstairs* We have to get out of here! *runs over to window* Come on!

Grage: ...Well we can't hang around now...Vlaid... o.o" Where is h- oh, there you are.

Vlaid: *standing by window with Leon* Well hurry up, then...uh...wasn't Sam up here?

Kari and Grage: .....................................

Vlaid: o.O

Jared: Who's not here?

Grage: ...Sam...kind of...I...I couldn't...

Kari: She's gone!!! D=

Leon: ...Oh. Well we don't have time to mourn right now, let's go!

Kari: ...Okay. *goes over to window and hops out onto that roof thingy, followed by Grage, Leon, Jared, and everyone else but Sam and Seth*

Grage: *growls* Now what?

Kaian: Yeah, now where Mr. whateveryournameis?

Jared: LEON! SCOTT! KENN-

Kaian: SHUT THE HELL UP!

Jared: okay..

Kari: I...miss Sammy!! Waaaah.....

Grage: Hnn...don't worry...

Kari: But that big mean fat tall ugly freaky scary chainsaw guy sawed her head off!! AHHHH!!!!!!

Kaian: AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! That idiot!

Grage: *glares and shoves him off the roof thing*

Kaian: *yells like a ganado falling off a ladder*

Leon: ...We have to get down anyway. Let's go! *runs around the corner and jumps off*

Grage: Grr...come on Kari. I guess I have to protect you now.

Kari: *sad face*

Kaolla *jumps on Grage's back and starts biting him viciously* NOBODY DOES THAT TO KAIAN!

Grage: AAHHH! YOU FREAK!!! WHAT THE HELL!! *rips her off of him and throws her off the roof thing too*

Vlaid: o.O Um...this place is creepy. The people are a little more vicious than the villagers back home...just a little though.

Grage: *twiches slightly* What was that...? *picks Jared up by the collar* You little freak!! *tosses him off the roof thing*

Vlaid ...Are you going to do that to everybody?

Grage: Not you...or Kari... *shrug*

Geri: JUST A SECOND! *flies into view* Just because Jared called Vlaid a moron doesn't mean you can throw him off the f-

Grage: And WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!? DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!! *picks up a stray piece of ceiling and chucks it hard up at her*

Ceiling chunk: *hurtling towards her*

Geri: AH! *dodges it* That is it! You can find yourself another flying backup person! Sorry Kari, but I'm not doing this anymore. If I'm just going to get peices of ceiling thrown at me at a million miles an hour, then you can just forget about it! *flies away*

Kari: ...Nice going, Grage. That was veeery polite. *sighs* I should just go find a crazy person to kill me. Oh, look, here's a bunch right now...

Ganados: *coming from both sides on the roof thing*

Grage: Ah, fuck. Well let's see if we can't still fly ourselves, huh Vlaid?

Vlaid: *nods* Alright.

*both sprout wings*

Vlaid: Well, what do you know! GAH! *dodges random flying gardening tool*

Grage: AH!! *dodges random flying chainsaw*

Kari: *sullen look on face, doesn't feel like dodging anything and a random flying hatchet just barely misses her head*

Grage: Kari, let's go! *picks her up and flies up with her and Vlaid*

Kaian: What a freak, cripes, well I'd better find Kaolla and get the hell outta here. *goes around house to find her laying with her face in the ground* What the hell?! *also sees Jared like that* What the hell did he do?

Grage: *takes Kari with him and stands on top of that tower* Hm...They won't get you up here.

Kari: *dull sad look* Why should I be safe now? I should just jump down into that huge crowd of murderers...

Grage: >.>" Hey, don't be like that, she's probably okay...somehow! Yeah...and you've still got your kids! Right? ...Right?

Kari: ..................................

Vlaid: Uh....Grage? We've got a problem... *points way down at the ground where some ganados are starting to throw torches at the tower*

Grage: ...Urgh. Well, let's go somewhere else. *takes Kari and flies off somewhere else*

Jared: Look at those idiots, crowding around that tower like some sort of...crows.

Kaian: What? Crows?

Jared: ...Shut up.

*suddenly, a bell sounds and all of the ganados stop what they're doing*

Grage: *looks at them from the top of the barn* ...Huh?

Kari: *looks up* Oh...! Sammy said something about a bell, didn't she?

Grage: *raises eyebrow* Yeah...? What are they doing, going to church after trying to massacre us?

*church door closes after all the ganados go in*

Jared: *comes out from around the corner and stands in the middle of the village* Where's everybody going? Bingo?

Grage: *jumps down from the barn roof with Kari in his arms* Uh...I...don't know.

Leon: *comes out from wherever the hell he was and stands in the middle of the village* Where's everybody going? Bingo?

*crickets*

Grage: >.>" No. Shut up.

Leon: <.<" Hn...*walks away for a moment and starts talking to Hunningan*

Kaian: Where do we go now?

Leon: *puts his communicator thing away and comes back over to everyone else* Alright everyone, we have to go follow a trail by...THAT tower, I'm assuming... *points*

Grage: Huh. Fine then. *puts Kari down and starts walking with her and Vlaid towards the trail*

*A while later, everyone has gotten down through the door at the end of said trail*

Grage: Alright then. Where are we going now?

Jared: Well, there is a door over there. *points* So let's go.

Leon: ...Okay then. *still uneasy about his new...helpers...*

Kari: *shrugs and starts walking*

Grage: *bites his lip* Damn it...

Vlaid: ...I...it's too bad...about Sam... *sad look*

Grage: *frowns* Yeah, well... *shakes head* Let's go. *follows after everyone else quickly*

Villager: *bailing hay, sees Leon, points and shouts*

Kari: *slows down when she sees the villager but just continues on anyway*

Leon: Wait! *takes his gun out* You're going to get hurt.

Kari: ... *looks at the ganado running towards them with a pitchfork and suddenly gets behind him* Agh!!

Jared: And the door is right over-...where is everyone? For once I felt like some sort of leader, and everyone ditches me! GARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leon: *kills the ganado* Alright...let's go. *continues onward, everyone follows and they get to the door*

Jared: Here we are! *goes through door*

Everyone else: *goes through door as well*

DUN Dun dunnnnn...